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Hello, my dearest,
dearest friends.
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What do you want?
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As you know, planning
has begun for my wedding
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to the delicious Chukwuemeka.
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Delicious?
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Trust me.
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Some are calling it
the social event of the season.
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Who's calling it that?
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Some!
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Ah, I took
too much fruit.
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GLORIA:
Oh, give me some.
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No grapes.
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ABISHOLA:
Okay. Focus!
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Sorry.
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There's one question
on everybody's lips--
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who will have the honor
of being Kemi's maid of honor?
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Me.
Abishola.
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It was a hard choice,
many good candidates--
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faithful Abishola,
old, wise Gloria.
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Hearts will be broken...
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We only have
an hour for lunch.
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I have chosen Abishola!
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Oh, my goodness!
Thank you.
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You knew.
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It is still thrilling.
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I've already started
making plans.
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That's why
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you are the chosen one.
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Worked out for everybody.
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I will contact the pastor
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and see what dates
the church has available.
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Oh, no. We are not doing
a traditional church ceremony.
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I am planning
a destination wedding.
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Lagos?
Close.
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Vegas.
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Hot damn!
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Oh, while we're there,
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you gonna have to hold
onto my debit card, child.
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Even if I beg,
don't give it to me.
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She is joking.
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Kemi knows she cannot get
married in such a godless place.
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God was at my first wedding.
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I'm going to try Satan.
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You deserve better
than a ten-minute ceremony
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conducted
by a Filipino Elvis.
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Filipino?
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I saw it in a show.
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I hear your concerns, Abishola.
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Thank you.
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So Gloria is my
new maid of honor!
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Congratulations!
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Pass.
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Good news, you're back in.
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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All right, Kofo.
Floor's yours.
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(Kofo clears throat)
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Thank you for taking time
to hear my idea.
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It came to me
while I was in the bathtub
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enjoying my evening soak.
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I didn't take you
for a bath guy.
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You think this glowing skin
just happens?
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All right, bubbles,
move it along.
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Okey dokey, here it goes.
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What if, every week,
we decide...
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I have terrible news.
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Our factory workers are
threatening to strike.
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Oluwa mi o.
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Are you Nigerian?
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No.
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Then don't do that.
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What are you
talking about? Why?
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The head of the union
says that...
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They have a union?
Oluwa mi o.
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Mom,
he doesn't like that.
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No, she's fine.
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The workers are demanding
a ten percent pay increase.
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Ten percent?
Don't they know
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they're gonna be replaced
by robots?
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They're also demanding
not to be replaced by robots.
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They can't do this.
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If it wasn't for me,
our socks would still
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be made in Malaysia
by nine-year-olds.
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And all they wanted
was cigarette breaks.
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CHRISTINA:
You did a great thing,
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Bob, but I do support their
right to stick it to the man.
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You're part of "the man."
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It's one of the many things
I dislike about myself.
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Where's that ten percent
increase supposed to come from?
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We're barely breaking even now.
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Yeah, we're all
cutting back.
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You're not cutting back.
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It's just what you say.
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Before I was promoted,
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I thought you were all
fat cats looking down
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from your high tower.
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Now I like it up here.
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It's the looking down
on people, right?
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Let 'em strike.
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When they start losing
their houses and condos,
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they'll come crawling back.
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For what we're paying them,
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I don't think they have
houses and condos.
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That's sad.
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Anyway, Kofo, what's
your little bathtub idea?
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KOFO:
Okay, here we go.
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Vegas of all places.
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What is she thinking?
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Who?
Kemi.
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Are you not listening?
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Uh, sorry.
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I was just dealing
with some work stuff.
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But now you've got
my full attention.
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No matter what I say,
she will not listen.
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Yeah, that's terrible.
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A wedding is
a sacred thing.
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It should be in a church,
surrounded by your loved ones.
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Yeah, that's terrible.
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She'll regret it.
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And then I will be left
to pick up the pieces.
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Terrible.
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I have a feeling
you're not listening.
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You could not
be more wrong.
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Are you sure
you don't want
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to talk about
what's going on at work?
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No, no. Go on.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Just stand back, let her
have this tacky wedding,
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and ruin the most important day
of her and Chukwuemeka's life?
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Terrible?
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Bob.
All right, sorry.
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Thank you for dinner, Mummy.
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Of course.
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You know, after the wedding,
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I will also have to start
calling you Mummy.
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No, you won't.
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I have some ideas
about the ceremony.
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That's wonderful,
and I am eager to hear them.
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Good, 'cause
I'm thinking... But first I would like
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to share with you the decisions
I've already made for us.
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Oh, okay.
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Caesars Palace.
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Morning--
matching gold outfits.
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Afternoon--
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matching
rhinestone outfits.
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Evening...
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no outfits.
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I just do not think all
our family and friends
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will want to
fly to Vegas.
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That is true.
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But on the other hand,
I am the bride,
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and this is what I want.
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I think Vegas is a perfect idea.
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Nobody asked--
Wait, what?
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It will not be
a traditional marriage.
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Why should it be
a traditional wedding?
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But what about our church,
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with our pastor and choir
and congregation?
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No, this is better.
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It is?
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It makes sense
that you would want
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to get married far from home.
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It does?
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Then no one from our families
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will be there to judge you.
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I'm... confused.
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Why would they judge our love?
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Because this one is old enough
to be your mother.
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Mummy.
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Is it not true?
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I'm only 44.
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What year were you born?
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Give me a moment.
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Let me reassure you
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that this strike will not
affect our deliveries
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to our wonderful
friends at Target.
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Is that true?
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Quiet. I'm lying
to our friends at Target.
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Okay, thank you.
Bye-bye.
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I have a question.
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Yes, Douglas?
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Will we still be getting paid
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during the strike?
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Are you living
paycheck to paycheck?
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I'd be happy to tell you
if you loan me $500.
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CHRISTINA (over laptop):
I refuse to take money
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until our workers are
fairly compensated.
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Christina?
Where are you?
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I'm on the picket line
with my blue-collar brothers.
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And two sisters.
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We really got to hire
more women, guys.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Showing solidarity.
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Do you understand that
if this strike succeeds,
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I got to start firing
mid-level executives?
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Well, you gotta do
what you gotta do, Bob.
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Well, guess
which level you're on.
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Good luck, everybody.
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Kemi...
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I would like to say something.
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Really?
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We were having such
a nice silent lunch.
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If the wedding
of your dreams is in Vegas,
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then we will go to Vegas.
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Oh. So you suddenly had
a change of heart.
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I should have supported
your wishes from the beginning.
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Interesting.
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Just yesterday,
you called Vegas
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"the devil's hot tub."
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Yes, filled with magicians
and prostitutes.
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But that shouldn't stop you
from having your special day.
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Isn't that sweet, Kemi?
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Kemi, say it's sweet.
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You just want me to hide
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my shameful relationship
with Chukwuemeka.
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What are you talking about?
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You think I'm too old for him.
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Of course.
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But that's not why
I'm doing this.
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And you think I'm making
a fool of myself.
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That has never
bothered you before.
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And here I thought
you were my friend.
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I am.
I am supporting you.
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If you really wanted
to support me, you'd be honest.
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You'd look me right in my eye
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and tell me that I'm old,
ugly and stupid!
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You just had to talk.
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This is not negotiating.
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This is the same
list of demands
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they opened with.
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They know we will start
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missing deliveries tomorrow.
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They have our gonads
in a mousetrap.
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You know, if I was
the evil CEO
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they think I am, I never
would've moved the factory
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back to the States.
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I'd be sailing on my yacht
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to wherever greedy bastards
sail to.
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Turks and Caicos.
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Yeah, there.
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Perhaps it is time we bring in
replacement workers.
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You mean scabs.
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No, we do not use that word.
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And, for the record,
a scab is a sign of healing.
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Well, I don't care what you call
'em, we're not doing that.
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Do you have a better idea?
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Yeah, burn
the friggin' place down
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and collect the insurance money.
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Your father did that twice.
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If you want,
I still have the guy's number.
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(knocking on door)
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Hello, Bob.
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Kemi, what are you doing here?
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I'm sorry, is this a bad time?
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Uh, it-it kind of is.
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Well, I took two buses,
so we will talk now.
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(door closes)
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Uh, do you mind
leaving, please?
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This is my office.
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Well, then,
you know the way out.
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What's going on?
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Well,
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I am older than Chukwuemeka,
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and you are much, much older
than Abishola.
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00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,760
Okay, and...?
265
00:11:06,821 --> 00:11:08,522
I need to know how you do it.
266
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,655
How is she not disgusted
by your decomposing body?
267
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,409
All right,
thanks for stopping by.
268
00:11:16,471 --> 00:11:18,640
(stammers)
I-I need your help.
269
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:21,303
Well, then, don't open
with I'm decomposing.
270
00:11:21,363 --> 00:11:23,498
I'm sorry.
271
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,261
Did Chukwuemeka say
something?
272
00:11:26,321 --> 00:11:27,790
His mother did.
273
00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:29,387
Well, what do you care
what she says?
274
00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:31,050
Chuey's crazy about you.
275
00:11:31,113 --> 00:11:33,682
Today. But one day
he will wake up and realize
276
00:11:33,742 --> 00:11:37,112
that the ripe plum he married
is a prune.
277
00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:39,706
A big-breasted prune.
278
00:11:40,531 --> 00:11:43,367
Well, there's an image.
279
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,559
Can I tell you a secret?
280
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,024
I'd rather you didn't.
281
00:11:48,085 --> 00:11:51,322
He has never seen me
without a wig or makeup.
282
00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:52,714
Wow, that's a wig?
283
00:11:52,777 --> 00:11:56,781
The hair is real,
but it's from a woman in Mumbai.
284
00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:00,701
(sighs)
What do I do?
285
00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:03,765
Well, I-I'd say
you have two choices.
286
00:12:03,825 --> 00:12:06,094
you can spend every day
hiding who you really are
287
00:12:06,154 --> 00:12:11,193
or you can trust that Chuey
loves you, warts and all.
288
00:12:11,246 --> 00:12:13,282
How did you know about my warts?
(groans)
289
00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:20,372
(woman speaks indistinctly
on TV)
290
00:12:20,431 --> 00:12:22,533
Abishola?
I'm up.
291
00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:24,994
Sorry, did I wake you?
292
00:12:25,057 --> 00:12:27,659
It's okay. I wanted to see you.
293
00:12:27,718 --> 00:12:29,186
These are for you.
294
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,218
Ah-ah. Why?
295
00:12:33,076 --> 00:12:35,945
For loving me for who I am.
296
00:12:37,502 --> 00:12:39,470
Mmm.
You know, it's not lost on me
297
00:12:39,532 --> 00:12:42,001
that you could've had
your pick of any guy.
298
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,263
Ah-ah. There
were one or two.
299
00:12:46,154 --> 00:12:49,157
Michael, Raheem,
300
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:52,052
David, the other David.
301
00:12:52,111 --> 00:12:54,346
Okay. All right.
302
00:12:55,639 --> 00:12:59,509
I chose you because
you have a good heart.
303
00:12:59,565 --> 00:13:02,134
It was not working
when I met you, but...
304
00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:04,396
it was good.
305
00:13:05,222 --> 00:13:06,490
I love you.
306
00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:09,156
I love you, too.
307
00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:16,044
Sometimes I do miss Big Bob.
308
00:13:16,104 --> 00:13:17,606
Big Bob?
309
00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:19,036
Yes, you know.
310
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,401
Big Bob.
311
00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:25,062
What could you possibly miss?
312
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:27,058
Your tummy pillow.
313
00:13:27,118 --> 00:13:30,322
Now it's like laying
on a park bench.
314
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:39,036
KEMI:
Are you ready?
315
00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:41,167
One moment.
316
00:13:43,925 --> 00:13:45,927
I am now, my love.
317
00:13:45,987 --> 00:13:48,023
Close your eyes.
318
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,452
Okay.
319
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:52,448
They are closed.
320
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:02,999
Can I open them?
321
00:14:04,955 --> 00:14:06,423
Okay.
322
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:09,052
Oh.
323
00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:12,914
You are not naked.
324
00:14:14,572 --> 00:14:16,307
Yes, I am.
325
00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:18,506
This is me.
326
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,235
The real me.
327
00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:23,833
Ah. You are more
beautiful than ever.
328
00:14:23,891 --> 00:14:27,194
Tell the truth.
You are repulsed.
329
00:14:27,252 --> 00:14:30,255
My darling, I have been
waiting for this day.
330
00:14:30,313 --> 00:14:34,417
And not just because your makeup
has been ruining my pillows.
331
00:14:35,338 --> 00:14:38,408
I have wrinkles on my chin
and circles under my eyes.
332
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:41,002
I do not see them.
333
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,490
What about my hair?
334
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,222
It is nicer than mine.
335
00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:51,881
It is gray.
336
00:14:51,943 --> 00:14:53,378
Because I'm an old hag.
337
00:14:53,441 --> 00:14:54,708
Eh-eh. Eh-eh.
338
00:14:54,772 --> 00:14:57,375
Do not be mean
to my Kemi.
339
00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:02,300
Wait a moment.
340
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,263
Now you close your eyes.
341
00:15:05,953 --> 00:15:09,223
Will you be gone
when I open them?
342
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:13,945
Okay, open.
343
00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:17,207
Ta-da.
344
00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,137
What is that?
345
00:15:19,198 --> 00:15:20,767
My mouth guard.
346
00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:22,697
I put it in
after you fall asleep
347
00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:24,727
because it is embarrassing.
348
00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:28,926
Oh. It is... nice.
349
00:15:29,747 --> 00:15:32,750
Do you love me any less?
350
00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:36,243
No. You are my Chuku bunny.
351
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,839
And you are my Kemi bear.
352
00:15:40,429 --> 00:15:42,298
Take it out first.
353
00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:50,117
That's much better.
354
00:15:59,264 --> 00:16:00,765
(knocking on door)
355
00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:04,795
Hey.
Hey.
356
00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,022
What are you doing?
357
00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:08,188
Trying to drink
these numbers right.
358
00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:09,917
Is it working?
359
00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:13,317
Well, at least
I can't see 'em anymore.
360
00:16:13,374 --> 00:16:16,244
(sighs)
361
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:17,570
Here.
362
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,168
What's this?
363
00:16:19,231 --> 00:16:21,266
My letter of resignation.
364
00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:22,295
Very funny.
365
00:16:22,358 --> 00:16:23,760
I'm not kidding.
366
00:16:23,823 --> 00:16:26,626
Oh, well, then, no,
I don't accept.
367
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:29,621
It's the only
move, Bobby.
368
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,016
Chop up my bloated
one percent salary
369
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,312
and feed it to
the hoi polloi.
370
00:16:35,371 --> 00:16:36,672
The hoi polloi?
371
00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:37,869
The rabble, the riffraff.
372
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:40,669
You know what I'm
talking about.
373
00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:42,996
There's got to be another way.
374
00:16:43,057 --> 00:16:44,592
Your bloated salary?
375
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,057
Let's keep thinking.
376
00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:49,851
Honey, if you want to keep
the place going,
377
00:16:49,913 --> 00:16:51,648
you got to let me do this.
378
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,612
No. You and Dad
started this company.
379
00:16:53,673 --> 00:16:55,008
I'm not gonna be
the reason you quit.
380
00:16:55,071 --> 00:16:58,207
Oh, just like a man
to take all the credit.
381
00:16:58,265 --> 00:17:01,034
I'm quitting because I'm done.
382
00:17:01,094 --> 00:17:02,929
Really?
383
00:17:02,991 --> 00:17:05,126
Stick a fork in me.
384
00:17:05,187 --> 00:17:07,223
So, what are you gonna do?
385
00:17:07,283 --> 00:17:09,819
I don't know. Travel?
386
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:12,682
I got some friends
in Turks and Caicos.
387
00:17:18,032 --> 00:17:19,967
Thanks, Mom.
388
00:17:20,029 --> 00:17:21,997
You're welcome.
389
00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:25,523
Who would've thunk it?
390
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,454
Dottie Wheeler,
friend of the working man.
391
00:17:27,516 --> 00:17:28,784
To hell with
the working man.
392
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,851
I'm doing it for you
and your idiot siblings.
393
00:17:31,909 --> 00:17:32,943
There's my mom.
394
00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:34,975
(sighs)
395
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:36,105
What are we drinking?
396
00:17:36,169 --> 00:17:37,570
Scotch. You want a glass?
397
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,168
I don't need a glass.
398
00:17:41,993 --> 00:17:44,629
I got tomorrow off.
399
00:17:46,975 --> 00:17:48,911
(exhales)
Thirsty.
400
00:17:48,977 --> 00:17:51,079
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