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Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!
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Soldiers, the soothsayers
have pronounced themselves.
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For the next moon,
We will invade the Great Britain.
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Caesar! Caesar!
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Soldiers, the entire world is looking at you.
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For the glory of Rome.
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Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!
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All Around The Country.
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To the smaller town,
pay the Caesar's tax.
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Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!
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You promised To talk with him.
Talking of what?
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You Know It very well. Of that Gallic town
that keeps on offering resistance.
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To Caesar that Gallic town
he cares a pepper.
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- You Have something else that to do.
- we'll see. I will talk with him.
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If you do it, I tell him that you resell part...
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Of the foodstuff of the army
to make a palace in Rome for you.
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- It is lie.
- I have proofs.
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Ah, good.
What do you say?
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You Are worse than me, Detritus.
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How flattering.
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Do You Find Funny my discourse, Detritus?
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No, no, Cesar.
Of course not, he is than...
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The fact is that Trolebus remembered
Belgians one of my histories.
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Which One?
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Come closer.
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Go.
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Look at me.
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To the eyes.
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You hide something from me.
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Hiding something, me?
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Caesar! I swear it to you for Trolebus's head.
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And good you know how much
I appreciate his friendship.
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Yes, that they throw Trolebus into
the lions if I tell lies. That!
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soldiers!
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Why did we not manage to defeat those Gauls?
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What does that town have of special?
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I Understand that its very normal little town.
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That it is similar to any
another Gallic town.
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Guard, open the door,
its my cousin with the ox.
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Open ! Hello cousin.
How is it going?
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Approach! Come closer! come and look. Look!
Yes, look!
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Look, come closer.
Fresh, very cheap fish.
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Come here, fresh fish.
Come, fresh fish.
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- Yes, a moment.
- It is fresh, come closer, yes.
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Come, come closer that is fresh.
It is fresh. It is rich and cheap.
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What do you want? I already seen it.
Look at... You Are Fantastic, hey!
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I Must Tell To myself
That my husband has gotten fat lately.
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I took it into account.
I reinforced everything.
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Then, prove it.
Yes.
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Come, we go.
Yes!
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Up!
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How's it going?
Go Vercing�torix!
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I would liked to be an artist.
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Shut up, bard!
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Its not fresh, you keep it.
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What? My fish is not fresh?
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Try smell it.
Look that how good the smell.
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- Your fish is not fresh.
- That is not fresh?
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Smell my fish.
My fish is fresh.
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Maybe u can't smell that well?
Doesnt smell of the sea?
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No its not fresh.
Yes it is fresh.
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No its not fresh.
Yes it is fresh.
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No, it is not fresh.
Yes, yes it is fresh.
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No it is not fresh!
Yes it is fresh!
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No it is not fresh! No it is not fresh!
Yes it is fresh! Yes it is fresh!
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No, it is not fresh.
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- Edadepi�drix.
- Ah, a fight. I go wanna go there.
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Edadepi�drix your no longer young.
Your 80 years old, My love.
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Leave me in alone of your the desires.
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Fresh or no, I don't want anymore.
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A stork.
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Have taken me for a butterfly, Ordenalfab�tix?
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Forgive, Panor�mix.
I was distracted.
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- The fish eye's!
- Is it fresh?
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I said That; it is not fresh.
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A great danger threatens the village.
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Its written in the eye. Look!
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It Is a sign, a bad spirit wants to harm to us.
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It is nearby.
I feel their presence.
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That the gods come to help us.
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Open the doors.
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Talk Caius Bonus,
tell it to me everything.
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They Have a weapon secret, Governor.
A magical potion.
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A magical potion?
Good, do take me a fool or what?
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I wouldnt dare, Governor.
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A druid manufactures it and they
become invincible when drinking it.
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lnvencibles?
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yes, it is a secret
give by their ancestors.
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For Jupiter.
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If somebody discover that secret
would be the master of the world.
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For That Reason I did not tell it to nobody.
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Imagine you conquer the other towns...
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You Have Done Good.
I love to be master of the world!
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How long does the effect of
that magical potion last?
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About 10 minutes.
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Then they have to ask the druid for more potion.
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Now you. Cut off the supplies
of the magic potion.
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Gather the necessary soldiers.
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I thought of it,
but there is a problem.
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- A problem?
- Yes, enormous.
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A colossal Gaul that doesn't
need to drink the potion again.
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He fell in the pot full of
the magic potion when still a baby.
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Neutralize him.
Set him a trap.
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Hypothen�s will build it to you.
He is my engineer.
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No will be easy. He never separates
from his friend that is very clever.
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No worries, Hypothen�s is true child genius.
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Do You Hear? It is going to rain.
The sky is as good as covered.
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If you continue that way,
you will touch the sky with the menhir's tip.
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Do you believe?
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Yes, and if you tear it it could
fall down to us on
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Don't say that, be quiet!
Its the only thing that makes me panic.
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And you will fall with a loud sound.
shut up !
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I am kidding.
I do not find it funny.
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You walk normal, that your jokes.
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Never it is a common knowledge.
I prefer not to take the risk.
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Let's go.let's go.let's go.
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Here Asterix and Obelix rest.
Need to write yes,yes?
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The lions adore
to the intellectuals.
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Yes, they are more gentle
than the centurions.
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- If the Romans saw you.
- The Romans, the Romans.
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Not one to be seen in these past 15 days.
Not an ambush, or anything.
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They no longer want to play, you hit them too hard,
and you you humiliate them.
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Do I humiliate them?
Yes,a little.
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They destroy Carthage, the entire world,
the fact that you fear them conquer.
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And a fat uncle gives them beatings.
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A fat uncle?
Yes.
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What fat uncle?
Who do you speak of?
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No, I meant a magnificent athlete named Ob�lix.
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Ah, good.
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Arrive already.
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- Rest stop? No.
- No, is an Ob�lix grave tablet.
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Are we dead?
No, not yet.
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But I don't like this.
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Now... we drop it
on the head.
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Already! Flat
as cockroaches.
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Six months... i waited this!
6 times humiliations and beatings!
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The idea of the rock
was it quite original, no?
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Architect, I triplicate your salary.
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It good that i was fat,yeah?
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And you, unyielding Gallic,
I will sell your entrails.
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Oh, no. It can't be.
Its not possible!
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For Pluto, its a nightmare.
Its a nightmare!
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Now!
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You also help.
and what do you believe that I do?
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I filled it with magical potion before leaving.
How lucky!
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Give me a bit.
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No, you already fell in
the pot as a baby.
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Enough.
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It is necessary to do something.
Soldiers, get on the rock, to the rock.
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Caius Bonus. Oh Caius Bonus. My friend!
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What happen? Caius Bonus, do you no longer
want to play with your friends?
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How idiotic!
You would get bored without us.
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You have a very beautiful voice.
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and you also sings well.
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Iam not to blame,
Iam just following orders.
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We do have good time together, no?
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Yes. We did give a good beatings.
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Yes, yes, but you hits me & my men too strong.
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It can be controlled.
Do you promise it, Ob�lix?
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Can't promises anything,
but I will try.
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Then Caius Bonus,
think of it as a warning to your soldiers.
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And next week we mount ourselves a good one.
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The idea Caius Bonus gives is not very valiant,
but yes imaginative?
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They tried to crush a rock on on top of our
head.
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See, they push the enormous rock down.
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We seriously believe it fell fom the sky.
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Hey, Ob�lix?
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Have you eaten more than enough?
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More than enough?
Its only my third boar.
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Pardon,you only eaten up 3.
For sure you eat up 3 more, no?
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No, only two.
At night I have my dinner fast.
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Look at you, don't you think
that you are quite fat?
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A little full. Still the same.
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Who is she?
What do you mean who is she?
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Don't you recognize her? It is Falbal�.
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Falbal�! The small Falbal�?
The small...?
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Yes.
Looks different.
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Yes, It was 8 years ago when
she went to study in Lutecia.
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Yes that has changed.
Yes, she has grown a little bit.
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And it has gain some kilos,
and well distributed.
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Ob�lix!
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She recognized you.
Yes, Oh, Falbal�!
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My dear Ob�lix!
So happy see you again.
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Because, you have changed so much.
I didn't recognized you.
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On the other hand you look same,
with some more kilos.
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No, no, no.
Only just a bit full.
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A little bit? Right, that is.
A little bit full.
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Falbal�!
A little bit full!
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Ah, what wonderful smell!
I will eat up your boar.
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Eat up it, I am not deaf.
What do you what you like?
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Do you reject a boar?
Are you sick? How are you?
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Very well. Why? She does look that more
beautiful at night, aint she?
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Do you not smell the perfume in the she gives?
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Full moon!
Never have ive seen it.
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You know that coquetuela it is
the one that puts you in this state?
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Coquetuela? Of whom do you talk?
Of Falbala, evidently.
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Take care of what you say.
No one talks about Falbal� this way.
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Well, unhand me,
by Tutatis you want to choke me.
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Well, apology, apology.
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Falbal� is not a coquetuela.
Falbal� is... it is Falbal�!
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For Falbal�?
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Will you take it with a chain around the neck?
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- A menhir to give commitment.
- What?
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- Will you request her hand in marriage?
- For sure.
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Are you crazy.
Falbal� is not the girl for you.
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Why?
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Doesn't make good couple,
that is to say, I'm refering physically.
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You don't understand what women want.
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They don't care about the physique.
What counts is the love.
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We'll See. Look at who you come.
Falbala.
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- Is it his brother the thin guy?
- Her brother?
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Yes, Her brother.
Looks, he kisses her.
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Not like a brother kisses
to their sister, Ob�lix.
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Then it might her cousin.
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Oh, please!
Don't you see that its her boyfriend...
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Better you propose another day.
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Its her boyfriend?
Yes, her boyfriend.
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Thin guy.
Yes... Very thin.
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Lets go eat.
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Open for the great treasurer Melosinus.
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Come to collect the tax.
It will spend here the night.
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Open up.
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You can go already.
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Come back tomorrow morning.
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You, we don't pay overtimes.
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I like to finish what I begin.
I sleep better this way.
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Close the doors.
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I want it.
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Imbecile. There's lot more in the chest.
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But the chest is not ours.
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Tomorrow it will be.
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For Tutatis, the gods are in a bad mood tonight.
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Me too.
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So eat correctly
or i will do for you.
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No. That no!
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- Have you loss your appetite?
- I'm on diet.
236
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,511
Diet? You?
Yes.
237
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,556
You are right.
I am a little bit full.
238
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,278
Who is ? Who are you ?
239
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:59,658
Fortune teller Pr�lix,
with my assistants Al�mbix and Anor�six.
240
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,043
Enter.
241
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,131
Boss, a fortune-teller and their assistants
request hospitality for today.
242
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:18,010
A fortune-teller?
Arrives in a good time. Let him enter.
243
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,304
Another swindler that wants
to eat and to sleep free.
244
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,598
Dont be so suspicious!
245
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,933
I have some questions
for the fortune-teller.
246
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,648
Welcome to our village.
247
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:33,734
We knew that we would be
very received.
248
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,903
Where do you read the future, fortune-teller?
249
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,488
In a good hot soup
and in lukewarm beer.
250
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:39,573
How original.
251
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,658
Arrive in good moment.
Karabella.
252
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:51,084
What, what, what, what?
Did you see something?
253
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,385
I see a treasure.
A treasure?
254
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:01,428
Treasure!
255
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,516
An enormous treasure will arrive
to your village.
256
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,768
Karabella, it serves why our friend is here.
257
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:11,522
There are Roman around the treasure.
Many Romans.
258
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,607
Are the Romans for me, yes?
259
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,652
Seize the treasure.
It is a good idea.
260
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,362
And later? continue!
261
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,572
We party in Lutecia.
262
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,658
I know a stupendous restaurant.
263
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:25,786
I can't see anything.
264
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,539
In here somebody emits
a negative waves.
265
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,042
My decoder one doesn't work.
There is no image.
266
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:36,046
Ast�rix, go away.
Me? Why?
267
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,923
Its an order.
268
00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:48,976
Already return. I have it.
Yes? What do you see? What do you see?
269
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,478
With this treasure
you will lift an army.
270
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,564
And you will expel the
the Romans from Gaul.
271
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,649
You heard that Karabella?
272
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,777
You have married the new Vercing�torix.
273
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:03,240
Well, and like you are the cause,
go look the fire for the wood.
274
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,247
I have a friend very in love with a young boy...
275
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,332
You want to know if
she will marry him.
276
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,334
How did you guessed it?
277
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,631
I am a fortune-teller.
Yes, it is certain.
278
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:23,468
Ast�rix!
279
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,808
Ast�rix... You know what
did the fortune-teller tell me?
280
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:33,020
- That you will marry Falbal�.
- Yes, are you also a fortune-teller too?
281
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,939
- No, They are swindlers.
- No he's not a swindler.
282
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,817
He has seen that Falbal� loves me.
283
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:41,612
I tell you that Falbal�
will marry Tragic�mix.
284
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:44,907
Falbal� loves me.
What already happens does not count.
285
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:47,576
I would have said it.
Love is delicate.
286
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,578
Do you understand?
It is like a flower.
287
00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:53,582
Time are necessary so that
she will able to blossom.
288
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:54,458
Oh, yes!
289
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:58,462
Undoubtedly don't understand anything.
You never understood anything. Anything!
290
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,048
You drive me crazy.
You drive me crazy.
291
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,259
You drive me crazy, Obelix!
292
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:38,085
The Romans. The marines.
The Romans. The Romans.
293
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:42,506
The Romans. The rom... The Romans?
The Romans are there!
294
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,010
Romans!
295
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,646
Druid!prepare the magic potion.
296
00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,815
The Romans have arrived.
The Romans.
297
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:03,110
Dej�dmelos, they are not more than 20.
You are selfish.
298
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,488
I have left 3 drops,
it will be enough.
299
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:24,923
For pity, for pity,
Don't you enter that village.
300
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,092
For last time, this is madness.
301
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:29,344
You are indeed crazy, centurion.
302
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:32,598
Do know with whom you speak?
I am the treasurer of the counties.
303
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:34,683
Collector of the tax for Caesar.
304
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:38,103
These Gauls drink a magic potion
that makes them invincible.
305
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,564
They will tear you into pieces!
306
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,900
You are being delirious.
Separate from my road.
307
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,748
Welcome, Roman.
thanks, Gaul.
308
00:24:58,165 --> 00:25:00,792
Ive come to get paid
for the tax to give Caesar.
309
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,420
No worries, the money
it will be used well.
310
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,214
It will use to build roads.
311
00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:08,258
Maintainance for the army that will
protect you from your enemies.
312
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,260
and to cover the deficit.
313
00:25:10,469 --> 00:25:14,431
Well, very well. That is...
That is the minimum thing.
314
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:20,103
You honor us a lot that for
accepting our modest contribution.
315
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:24,608
Ast�rix, Ob�lix, give him the tax for Caesar.
316
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:31,114
What is that?
317
00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:34,868
What the Roman soldiers abandon in the
battlefield,
318
00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:37,204
Every time that we face them.
319
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:40,332
That don't bothers to run.
320
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:45,462
In a blacksmith, the price for metal,
you can get a good bargain.
321
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:48,590
It would also be an interest
to an antique dealer.
322
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:51,552
With this helmet a oil lamp can be made.
323
00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:56,932
And this armor can be use
as mold to make cookies.
324
00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:02,062
Raze the village!
325
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:12,216
My treasure! My treasure!
Oh, my treasure!
326
00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:16,011
Never spoke this way to me.
Not even when we were engaged.
327
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:18,514
To my arms, fortune-teller.
By Tutatis.
328
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:21,642
Never been heard such an
extraordinary fortune-teller as you.
329
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:24,853
And now, do tell me, what will it happen?
Say it! Say it!
330
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:27,231
Iam not fortune-teller,
but I will tell it to you.
331
00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:30,442
If we don't return this
treasure at once to Caesar.
332
00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,528
We will be presented with all their legions.
333
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,530
That it is presented,
That it is presented!
334
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:37,449
With their money,
I will create an army.
335
00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:40,494
I plan to wait him here...
And I will conquer him.
336
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:43,872
Told it to you. This gold will
bring bad luck for our village.
337
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,750
Then, we will vote.
338
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:49,878
Those that you want the treasure, to the right.
339
00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:57,803
Those that want to return it, to the left.
340
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:07,187
I want the money, but not to lose a friend.
I abstain.
341
00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:13,110
Result gives the voting:
We keep the treasure!
342
00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,362
Yes! Well! Well!
343
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,745
Did you call me, Caesar?
344
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:25,873
They have stolen the money from the taxes.
345
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:29,001
What? How dare you? Miserable!
346
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,253
No... Its not Malosinus.
347
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,464
He fell in an ambush that
the Gauls set him.
348
00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:36,133
And yet you still live?
349
00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:40,053
Did u not defended the money
of the Caesar give until the end?
350
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:41,054
Unfortunate!
351
00:28:41,263 --> 00:28:44,808
Those Gauls live in the town
that resists to my legions.
352
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,311
For months.
Do you already know it?
353
00:28:47,561 --> 00:28:50,439
Do you already know it?
Iam speaking to you, Detritus.
354
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:53,942
To me Detritus,
Whom the Caesar speaks.
355
00:28:57,446 --> 00:29:01,825
Good, it is a town. Let us say a village better,
and even this way...
356
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,494
Why you have not told me anything?
357
00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:09,041
Don't want to bother the great Caesar
for a small matter.
358
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,293
A small matter.
359
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:17,799
A small matter!
360
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,761
They rebel against the Caesar.
361
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,305
They resist to the Roman legions.
362
00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:26,683
Not happy with not paying
the tribute that they owe me to.
363
00:29:26,934 --> 00:29:28,936
They steal the money of my taxes from me.
364
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:31,021
And doesn't that have importance?
365
00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:33,941
You are right, Caesar.
It is extremely serious.
366
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:37,069
I will order them to toss to Malosinus to the lions.
What do you say?
367
00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:41,532
That you prepare my escort.
I leave immediately for Petib�num.
368
00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:44,326
And with Malosinus, what do we do?
369
00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:47,454
If you don't solve this before the next moon.
370
00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:50,832
It will be you to who we toss to the lions.
371
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,466
The Caesar arrives.
The Caesar arrives.
372
00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:05,597
Clear. Get ready.
Everything tidy up. Hurry!
373
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,827
How many are they?
Some 50, approximately.
374
00:30:27,077 --> 00:30:31,164
- And us?
- Close to 500, noble Caesar.
375
00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:33,166
Five hundred?
Yes.
376
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:36,545
Do tell me centurion,
are you making fun of me by any chance?
377
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,714
And casually do you not make fun of me?
378
00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:44,303
Me? I will explain to it now because I can do it...
379
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:47,931
No is explanations.
Attack the village, immediately!
380
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:10,787
Ob�lix, you will be my
personal guard commander.
381
00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,373
To your orders, Abrarac�rcix.
382
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,335
And I name Asurancet�rix
383
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,504
- Yes?
- Minister of Culture.
384
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,092
Remain silent you, be quiet!
385
00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:25,802
And me, what will I be, hey?
386
00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:27,888
You will be Minister
of the Former Combatants.
387
00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:30,182
Of the Former Combatants?
Why does the Former one give?
388
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,434
I want to be the combatants.
389
00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:34,353
High!
390
00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:45,822
Its for the Gauls.
They will recognize me this way.
391
00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:48,742
Form the turtle!
392
00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:57,960
Ministry of Supplies it will be
held by Ordenalfab�tix.
393
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:01,880
Of supplies?
But if their fish is not fresh.
394
00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:07,886
Boss. Boss!
What?
395
00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:09,429
Anything for Ast�rix?
396
00:32:09,638 --> 00:32:10,848
I have forgotten of him.
397
00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:13,433
He will have the Ministry
of the National Depression,
398
00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:17,437
of the Systematic Denigraci�n
and of the Environmental Pessimism.
399
00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:20,107
I think that will be enough.
400
00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:24,194
Ast�rix, what are you doing?
401
00:32:24,403 --> 00:32:26,280
Returning that is of Caesar.
402
00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,073
He drank the magic potion.
403
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,201
Ob�lix, brings back the treasure.
Bring back the treasure!
404
00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,787
- Yes.
- Bring back the treasure! Ob�lix.
405
00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:35,581
But, what are they doing?
406
00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:37,291
Are you crazy?
407
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,127
They make fun of me.
408
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,462
Ast�rix, return it. Boss!
409
00:32:42,671 --> 00:32:44,548
Help, Help Ob�lix. Help him!
410
00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:48,552
Attack!
411
00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:51,847
Turtles, ahead.
Going!
412
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:59,813
Gauls, to me, Gaul!
The Romans attack.
413
00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:08,197
Drink all the magic potion.
414
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:10,532
For Tutatis!
415
00:33:22,544 --> 00:33:25,297
Attacks! Attacks!
416
00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:07,256
Turtles! Attack!
417
00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:31,280
This way! This way!
418
00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:35,868
No sleeping.
419
00:34:37,703 --> 00:34:40,205
Return to combat!
Close the doors!
420
00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:48,297
There, there.
No, no. There it is Caius Bonus.
421
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:51,842
Attack, Attack!
If not, to the lions.
422
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:57,389
- Somebody inside?
- Answer when ask.
423
00:34:57,598 --> 00:34:58,432
How educated.
424
00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:28,670
Those Gauls are some true savages.
425
00:35:28,879 --> 00:35:29,713
Some savages.
426
00:35:33,592 --> 00:35:35,802
But, they make sense
of the rhythm they give, hey?
427
00:35:39,473 --> 00:35:41,517
Leave me one, leave me one.
428
00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:45,270
Edadepi�drix, it is harmful for your heart.
429
00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:47,523
My treasure, I beg it to you.
Listen, no!
430
00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:48,857
Leave alone me.
431
00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:52,569
Come, grandfather, have a good time.
432
00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:56,490
He will harm you.
It is all mine.
433
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,128
- Still agile.
- Yes.
434
00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:16,927
My peque��n!
435
00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:22,140
You have broken to my peque��n.
436
00:36:22,933 --> 00:36:27,062
No effect from the potion?
I forgot to take it.
437
00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:29,773
Memory goes.
438
00:36:37,281 --> 00:36:40,367
- The Romans.
- Wait, waits. Look, Bonus!
439
00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:46,790
Surrender, Gaul!
And I will spare your life.
440
00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:47,791
Yes.
441
00:36:55,862 --> 00:36:59,511
- For me. Here, here, here!
- Yes, for you.
442
00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:08,687
Look, Ast�rix, there is some very new,
very handsome.
443
00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:11,148
- How handsome they are those Romans.
- No, no, no!
444
00:37:12,024 --> 00:37:13,650
Get the Romans!
445
00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:17,487
That face looks familiar to me.
Me too.
446
00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:18,864
Don't know.
447
00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:25,913
Hey, the one that with
the laurel crown above the head.
448
00:37:26,121 --> 00:37:28,165
Me?
Yes. look to the side.
449
00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:34,588
How dare the barbarian speak to me.
450
00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:36,423
- Terrible.
- But if he is Julio.
451
00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:38,759
For Tutatis, you are right.
He is Julius Caesar.
452
00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:40,344
Old Julio.
453
00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:45,182
Do tell me, and your army?
We will have a good time a while.
454
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:48,477
Don't mock or he will send all his army to us.
455
00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:49,978
Dont ask him anything.
456
00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:55,359
Leave. Hey, Julio, waits...
We want to laugh a bit more.
457
00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:58,654
But... Oh, Julio.
You have offended him, Ob�lix.
458
00:38:11,041 --> 00:38:13,710
Release me!
I have a new song.
459
00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:17,172
Pr�lix, when will the gaul is free.
460
00:38:17,422 --> 00:38:20,133
I will name you prefect
General of Counties.
461
00:38:20,384 --> 00:38:23,262
You knew him.
Ah, yes. How silly am I.
462
00:38:23,512 --> 00:38:28,100
So,let's drink in honor of the
greatest of the fortune tellers.
463
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:29,601
For our friend Pr�lix.
464
00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:36,692
Don't put that face.
465
00:38:36,859 --> 00:38:39,403
No, I refuse to drink
for that viper.
466
00:38:39,611 --> 00:38:42,906
Now, I guess,
you speak to us now of my destiny.
467
00:38:44,241 --> 00:38:49,663
I see you encircled by Roman.
I see you triumphant. I see you in Rome.
468
00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:54,877
Rome! And what am i to do in Rome?
Speak, speak, quickly!
469
00:38:55,252 --> 00:38:56,962
You are what you believe, hey?
470
00:38:59,256 --> 00:39:02,426
There are interferences.
Again the negative waves.
471
00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:05,721
Well, expert.
The negative waves will walk away.
472
00:39:05,971 --> 00:39:08,765
No, no. wait.
I want to speak with both.
473
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,144
You should reconcile.
This is an order.
474
00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:15,731
- Iam not asking anything else.
- Have you heard what I said?
475
00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:17,107
I am not deaf.
476
00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:20,777
- To finish this, you should kiss yourselves.
- Oh, no.
477
00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:22,321
You should do it.
478
00:39:25,949 --> 00:39:27,284
Among us, four.
479
00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:31,705
- How it itches!
- How beautiful, yes; very beautiful.
480
00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:34,499
In our tadition, when two men reconcile.
481
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,335
They should share tortilla for friendship.
482
00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:39,213
What beautiful tradition.
Karabella, bring me eggs.
483
00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:42,591
Something against the mushrooms Ast�rix?
484
00:39:42,841 --> 00:39:44,510
If they are not poisonous, no.
485
00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:46,762
Not to worry.
I will eat as many as you.
486
00:39:47,012 --> 00:39:49,097
After eating up
the tortilla of friendship.
487
00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,682
I will speak to you of your future.
488
00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:57,940
Please, please.
489
00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,243
Delicious.
490
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:12,287
I love it.
491
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:18,836
Ob�lix, please imitate Caesar
above their horse again.
492
00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:22,130
If I do it it will be already
done it more than 20 times.
493
00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:24,800
Please!
494
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:27,177
Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar!
495
00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:29,763
Can't eat it no more.
No, you must finish it.
496
00:40:29,972 --> 00:40:31,682
Its tradition. Here we go, here we go.
497
00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:41,483
Finish already...
Now, we are already really friends.
498
00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:46,196
Are you well?
I feel hot.
499
00:40:46,488 --> 00:40:47,906
The heat of friendship.
500
00:40:52,244 --> 00:40:54,371
Look at me, Ast�rix, and listen to me.
501
00:40:56,039 --> 00:40:58,083
- Do you hear me, Ast�rix?
- I hear you.
502
00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:02,421
Julio Caesar is my worst enemy.
Repeat!
503
00:41:02,754 --> 00:41:04,715
Julio Caesar is my worst enemy.
504
00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:06,383
I will put an end to him.
505
00:41:07,593 --> 00:41:09,136
I will put an end to him.
506
00:41:11,555 --> 00:41:14,641
Ob�lix, make it for me, please.
507
00:41:15,934 --> 00:41:17,102
You have already heard it.
508
00:41:30,616 --> 00:41:34,244
Julio was there, looking fantastic.
Sitting down in their white horse.
509
00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:38,832
Being encircled by their escort. He looks at me.
I look him; that is to say, we look cross-eyed.
510
00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:42,669
And I say, by Tutatis.
I have seen that face somewhere.
511
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:46,173
Took out a coin, and I look at it.
512
00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:51,094
He was looking at the other side,
and the coin was looking at the reverse side.
513
00:41:51,303 --> 00:41:55,599
Can you see it?
Caesar has come to challenge you here.
514
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,311
Among your villagers.
This is intolerable!
515
00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,271
You cannot tolerate this!
516
00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:04,149
should put an end to him.
517
00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:07,361
should put an end to him!
518
00:42:07,653 --> 00:42:11,406
In my Opinion, they did not say
that i've had repressed my blows.
519
00:42:11,823 --> 00:42:15,619
- Get down of the horse, Caesar.
- Come look at a Gaul.
520
00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:25,003
You will pay for the damage
that you've done to Gaul, you miserable.
521
00:42:26,421 --> 00:42:29,049
How dare the barbarian speak to me.
522
00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:31,260
Wait, I will help you down.
523
00:42:35,889 --> 00:42:38,058
- What happen to him?
- Who knows?.
524
00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:40,269
What is happening to him?
He's acting strange.
525
00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:50,445
Ah, Caesar!
526
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:52,781
It bounce?
527
00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:57,411
Iam not Caesar! Don't you recognize me?
I am Ob�lix, your friend.
528
00:42:57,619 --> 00:43:01,582
- I will destroy, Caesar.
- But... Ast�rix, Ast�rix.
529
00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:04,793
Don't harm him.
530
00:43:10,382 --> 00:43:13,552
Drinking magic potion has made him
possesed and become crazy.
531
00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:16,847
Impossible, the potion should
not be used to fight among Gaul.
532
00:43:17,055 --> 00:43:17,639
Impossible.
533
00:43:17,890 --> 00:43:19,975
The druid will make the antidote,
I will look for him.
534
00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:24,229
Trying to escape, Caesar.
You are a coward.
535
00:43:29,985 --> 00:43:32,571
Come fight me.
Thats enough.
536
00:43:42,956 --> 00:43:45,792
Druid, make an antidote.
Ast�rix has become crazy.
537
00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:47,461
Indeed.
538
00:43:50,881 --> 00:43:52,591
This is your end, Caesar.
539
00:44:05,229 --> 00:44:06,146
Look out!
540
00:44:13,904 --> 00:44:15,239
Vercing�torix!
541
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:19,159
Return to the reality.
I have retaliated!
542
00:44:19,368 --> 00:44:22,996
Come, Its me, Ob�lix. Now return.
The Great Caesar has surrendered!
543
00:44:23,288 --> 00:44:25,749
Esautom�tix looks for
to Asurancet�rix.
544
00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:27,668
Treat the bad influence with
another bad influence.
545
00:44:30,003 --> 00:44:31,171
We need you.
546
00:44:32,089 --> 00:44:33,090
What?
Yes.
547
00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:36,635
Come,plays your song.
It will cure him.
548
00:44:36,844 --> 00:44:39,680
- And you what you want, eunuch?
- To sing for you.
549
00:44:40,597 --> 00:44:41,598
Poor Ast�rix.
550
00:44:41,807 --> 00:44:44,184
The remedy is violent,
but it can work.
551
00:44:55,946 --> 00:44:59,324
No, Asurancet�rix, for.
Abracac�rcix, make him remain silent.
552
00:44:59,575 --> 00:45:02,661
Ob�lix, what has happen? But,
why have they gotten me tied up?
553
00:45:02,828 --> 00:45:04,663
You are cured. You recognized me.
554
00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:08,417
You have frightened us.
You confused me with Caesar.
555
00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,502
With Caesar?
Yes. Don't you remember?
556
00:45:10,752 --> 00:45:13,213
No. No, no, no, wait.
557
00:45:13,422 --> 00:45:16,008
I remember eating the tortilla
mushroom that Pr�lix gives.
558
00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:19,803
They were hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Pr�lix has drugged you.
559
00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:22,139
- Where has it happened, where?
- Has it disappeared?
560
00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:24,433
That viper for sure
have stolen the treasure.
561
00:45:25,184 --> 00:45:25,809
The treasure!
562
00:45:26,059 --> 00:45:28,604
He has taken it!
He has taken it!
563
00:45:28,812 --> 00:45:31,982
Get rid of the good.
Now we will be calm.
564
00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:34,776
Good-bye treasure!
Good-bye Caesar!
565
00:45:36,695 --> 00:45:40,199
I will find the solution to reduce those Gauls.
Not to worry.
566
00:45:40,449 --> 00:45:42,409
Come, I will listen to you.
I am thinking.
567
00:45:42,618 --> 00:45:44,453
How slow.
Wait, waits.
568
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:46,747
Its coming.
Its coming.
569
00:45:47,915 --> 00:45:49,249
I will help you think.
570
00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:53,337
My Mamma, a real lion.
571
00:45:53,629 --> 00:45:56,757
Hurry up or your you will be
their next banquet.
572
00:45:56,965 --> 00:46:01,178
Already have it, Caesar, I already have it.
It is necessary to neutralize the druid.
573
00:46:01,553 --> 00:46:05,015
This way they won't be able to to prepare
the magic potion that makes them invincible.
574
00:46:05,891 --> 00:46:07,100
And how will we plan this?
575
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:11,271
In 2 days there's a meeting
of the druids in the region.
576
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,234
In their sacred forest.
This is an ideal occasion to act.
577
00:46:15,734 --> 00:46:19,029
We promised to the druids
that a Roman will never disturb.
578
00:46:19,196 --> 00:46:20,822
In their sacred forest.
579
00:46:21,073 --> 00:46:24,618
The promises that Caesar give
only for those believe them.
580
00:46:27,246 --> 00:46:30,290
I leave a full pot in case
something happen in my absence.
581
00:46:30,499 --> 00:46:32,626
It will be enough.
582
00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:35,128
I don't like that you leave, Panor�mix.
583
00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:40,175
With Ast�rix and Ob�lix to give escort,
there won't be any risk.
584
00:46:40,509 --> 00:46:41,593
Foward, Ob�lix.
585
00:46:44,930 --> 00:46:47,558
- Falbal�! I'm going!
- Ob�lix!
586
00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:54,773
Come, ldeafix.
587
00:46:56,149 --> 00:46:57,651
Lets go, my little bug.
588
00:47:24,469 --> 00:47:27,014
Here the sacred forest begins.
589
00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:32,352
Onlt the druids can pass into here.
Wait here.
590
00:47:38,692 --> 00:47:43,113
Ideafix, warn me if there are any problems.
Now go.
591
00:48:09,056 --> 00:48:14,186
I declare the opening the 2 thousand yers
old ceremony by presenting th Golden Sickle.
592
00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:19,316
As annually, this sickle will be
granted to the best druid among us.
593
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:22,653
I call to the druid Plant�fix.
594
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:42,798
My potion gives to that
drinks it a superhuman force.
595
00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:48,512
And during near 10 minutes
it is practically invincible.
596
00:48:49,847 --> 00:48:52,099
You will see, I will choose one at random.
597
00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:56,854
See... Yourself... Yes, you.
598
00:48:57,604 --> 00:48:58,856
Yes, you. Come here.
599
00:48:59,523 --> 00:49:01,108
Come. We go.
600
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,654
Drink. Slowly.
601
00:49:22,629 --> 00:49:25,424
If that is certain,
thanks to your magic potion
602
00:49:25,591 --> 00:49:29,636
We could expel the Romans out of Gaul.
603
00:49:31,555 --> 00:49:33,557
Cannot, because Mathus�lix,
my old teacher.
604
00:49:33,765 --> 00:49:37,102
He trusted me the secret of the potion
with the condition of that.
605
00:49:37,311 --> 00:49:40,939
Its is use only to defend,
and not to attack.
606
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:45,277
You will already understand why.
Do you see that rock?
607
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:54,828
Will you lift it and sustain above your head.
608
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,009
I believe that you all will agree.
609
00:50:09,259 --> 00:50:12,971
This year Panor�mix
will take the Golden sickle.
610
00:50:14,932 --> 00:50:20,979
Now, imagine that this man is a vile,
ambitious being.
611
00:50:21,188 --> 00:50:24,733
And without scruples,
or worse still that is a Roman.
612
00:50:26,568 --> 00:50:30,280
Ohh yes, I am a Roman.
613
00:50:34,076 --> 00:50:35,077
Guards!
614
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:44,253
Want some?
615
00:50:46,046 --> 00:50:48,257
You were happier when
you didn't go on diet.
616
00:50:48,465 --> 00:50:51,301
Although if you lose weight,
Falbal� won't marry you.
617
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:54,179
Falbal� doesn't love you.
She loves Tragic�mix.
618
00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:56,431
You say it because you are jealous.
You are crazy.
619
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,393
One day you will find somebody.
620
00:50:59,601 --> 00:51:02,604
And then you will understand what is to love,
and to be loved.
621
00:51:03,105 --> 00:51:04,606
Now eat a bit.
622
00:51:04,815 --> 00:51:06,692
Dont die of hunger because of her.
623
00:51:07,776 --> 00:51:09,111
Good, only a bite.
624
00:51:10,362 --> 00:51:13,323
What it happen ldeafix? Panor�mix.
Did something happen to Panor�mix?
625
00:51:14,533 --> 00:51:16,243
Its forbidden, but it is necessary to go.
Give me.
626
00:51:16,451 --> 00:51:19,204
Now it is not the moment.
We go now, hurry up.
627
00:51:41,643 --> 00:51:42,561
Where are you?
628
00:51:44,897 --> 00:51:45,772
Which is he?
629
00:51:53,155 --> 00:51:54,114
sacrilege!
630
00:51:54,323 --> 00:51:57,117
This forest is sacred.
You do not have a right to be here.
631
00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:58,911
Makes no difference.
Where is Panor�mix?
632
00:51:59,161 --> 00:52:02,372
You defied that's prohibited.
Shame on you.
633
00:52:02,581 --> 00:52:05,000
Tell us where is Panor�mix
or we leave you hanging.
634
00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:06,793
Until you fall down
as an acorn.
635
00:52:07,336 --> 00:52:11,006
the Romans took him.
They have betrayed us.
636
00:52:11,798 --> 00:52:14,384
Ast�rix looks, I think ldeafix has something.
637
00:52:14,843 --> 00:52:15,844
Give it to me, dog.
638
00:52:16,595 --> 00:52:19,765
Its a piece of Panor�mix tunic.
Go look for, looks for it, dog.
639
00:52:19,973 --> 00:52:21,767
- Walk.
- Ideafix will find the trail.
640
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,231
For Tutatis, let us down.
641
00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:30,442
or I will curse you until
the tenth generation.
642
00:52:31,735 --> 00:52:34,196
Its not our druid.
Don't talk nonsense.
643
00:52:35,364 --> 00:52:37,407
Good, Good, Ill do it.
Well, here we go.
644
00:52:51,421 --> 00:52:52,506
You should say thank you.
645
00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:05,018
The Romans, the Romans.
Roman everywhere.
646
00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:09,648
Romans, thousands of Roman.
The Romans, the Romans!
647
00:53:21,618 --> 00:53:24,705
There are still a pot
full of magic potion.
648
00:53:24,955 --> 00:53:28,333
But later, what do we make?
I warn you, I warn you.
649
00:53:39,678 --> 00:53:41,930
The army of the Caesar.
We are served.
650
00:53:44,183 --> 00:53:46,393
Where do think you are going?
To liberate Panor�mix.
651
00:53:47,728 --> 00:53:48,729
Let me think.
652
00:54:00,532 --> 00:54:01,325
Hey, you.
653
00:54:04,494 --> 00:54:05,412
Come here.
654
00:54:07,414 --> 00:54:08,624
Return it. Return it.
655
00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:14,796
Give me the sandwich. Give me the sandwich.
Give it to me!
656
00:54:16,548 --> 00:54:18,717
You that have a superior intelligence.
657
00:54:18,926 --> 00:54:21,136
Do you know why you are here.
658
00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:23,680
You want the formula
for the magic potion.
659
00:54:23,889 --> 00:54:25,390
To make what?
660
00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:29,311
I can read it in your face
the ambition and the wickedness.
661
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,606
You want to dethrone Caesar
and to reign in Rome.
662
00:54:32,898 --> 00:54:34,942
Iam an open book for you.
663
00:54:35,901 --> 00:54:39,905
Then you should understand that
you should give me that formula.
664
00:54:40,572 --> 00:54:41,740
I rather die.
665
00:54:43,867 --> 00:54:49,498
Rather die here? Never! You will not
take your secret to the grave
666
00:54:49,706 --> 00:54:52,084
No, druid, you won't die.
667
00:54:52,334 --> 00:54:55,128
But, on the other hand,
if you don't give me
668
00:54:55,379 --> 00:55:00,342
The formula of your magic potion,
you will regret to have been born.
669
00:55:01,510 --> 00:55:03,554
This machine was built
670
00:55:03,762 --> 00:55:07,015
For inflictingunbearable sufferings.
671
00:55:07,558 --> 00:55:08,684
Its my idea.
672
00:55:09,059 --> 00:55:12,604
Good, I will let you to try it.
I will return in some minutes.
673
00:55:13,313 --> 00:55:15,983
Think again before
giving me an answer.
674
00:55:20,612 --> 00:55:22,322
You Wait, wait, wait.
Take.
675
00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:26,076
Ok already. Here we go.
676
00:55:27,077 --> 00:55:29,454
Repeat for last time.
Who are you?
677
00:55:29,663 --> 00:55:34,001
Iam Obelus, legionary of
the 2nd Cohort, third Man�pulo.
678
00:55:34,168 --> 00:55:36,211
And me?
Ast�rix, my best friend.
679
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,672
Do you make it on purpose?
Im sorry. No, no.
680
00:55:38,881 --> 00:55:40,924
You are Ast�rix,
The infamous Gaul spy.
681
00:55:41,216 --> 00:55:42,843
Is that everything?
No, no.
682
00:55:43,093 --> 00:55:45,596
I made you prisoner when you entered in the camp...
683
00:55:45,804 --> 00:55:47,347
To liberate to the druid.
684
00:55:47,556 --> 00:55:49,016
And to whom do you want to surrender?
685
00:55:49,725 --> 00:55:52,811
I don't know.
I usually gives menhirs, not friends.
686
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:56,732
- To Caesar, stupid... Well, Now agree.
- To stupid Caesar.
687
00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:58,734
Is he Julio Cesar's relative?
What?
688
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:01,069
Stupid Cesar, is he Julio Cesar's relative?
689
00:56:01,278 --> 00:56:04,198
What stupid Caesar?
You give me to Julio Caesar.
690
00:56:04,406 --> 00:56:06,992
You are stupid.
I think they called me Obelus.
691
00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:10,204
You drive me crazy!
We start from scratch.
692
00:56:10,412 --> 00:56:12,456
- You are Obelus, do you agree?
- Agree.
693
00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:14,041
Give me to Julio Caesar,
do you agree?
694
00:56:14,249 --> 00:56:14,791
Agree.
695
00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:17,753
And when Obelus says,
for Tutatis you are Ob�lix.
696
00:56:17,961 --> 00:56:19,922
You become Ob�lix;
and not before.
697
00:56:20,130 --> 00:56:23,842
When Obelus says, for Tutatis you are Ob�lix,
I become.
698
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:27,054
to Ob�lix and not before.
It is clear. I have understood it.
699
00:56:27,262 --> 00:56:28,096
Finally.
700
00:56:28,305 --> 00:56:31,475
Abduct Caesar and we change it for Panor�mix.
That simple.
701
00:56:31,725 --> 00:56:32,809
Hey where are you going?
702
00:56:33,519 --> 00:56:36,104
I should mistreat you so that
you look like an authentic prisoner.
703
00:56:36,313 --> 00:56:40,442
- Say, doesn't Falbal� love me?
- What? To what does this come?
704
00:56:40,651 --> 00:56:41,318
Anything.
705
00:56:44,655 --> 00:56:46,782
you are a Gaul spy, and you are mine.
706
00:56:47,783 --> 00:56:50,869
Do You Believe That she loves me?
A great deal, a great deal; You love you very much.
707
00:56:51,787 --> 00:56:54,957
Falbala adores you, adores you.
You are the man of her life.
708
00:56:55,165 --> 00:56:56,959
Man of her life? How well.
709
00:57:10,764 --> 00:57:13,642
What do you want, legionary?
To see the Caesar and to give him this.
710
00:57:13,892 --> 00:57:17,020
To give that to the Caesar? Funny.
Go somewhere else.
711
00:57:22,025 --> 00:57:25,696
To me the guard! To me the guard! To me the guard!
712
00:57:29,491 --> 00:57:31,702
Take me before Caesar.
I should give him this.
713
00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:34,913
What is it?
714
00:57:35,163 --> 00:57:37,708
A Gaul spy.
He tried to enter in the camp.
715
00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:41,295
He claims to be the so-called druid's assistant.
716
00:57:41,837 --> 00:57:44,131
Are you Panoramix's assistant, the druid?
717
00:57:44,381 --> 00:57:45,090
Yes.
718
00:57:45,757 --> 00:57:49,386
That he has important secrets
to reveal to the Caesar.
719
00:57:50,387 --> 00:57:51,388
Yes, yes.
720
00:57:57,019 --> 00:57:59,771
Old druida, you will not last
then you will speak.
721
00:57:59,980 --> 00:58:03,442
Do what you want.
Do your worse...
722
00:58:04,943 --> 00:58:06,195
Move from here.
723
00:58:15,370 --> 00:58:16,205
Ah, yes?
724
00:58:23,045 --> 00:58:23,587
Over there.
725
00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:30,552
Hello. You are the assistant to Panor�mix?
726
00:58:31,011 --> 00:58:31,762
Yes.
727
00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:35,390
- Brave legionary. Your name?
- Obelus. Legionary Obelus.
728
00:58:35,682 --> 00:58:38,685
Very well Obelus,
I will triplicate your salary.
729
00:58:39,978 --> 00:58:41,313
I have a hole here.
730
00:58:41,522 --> 00:58:44,483
Well, take him to the kitchen
and serve him what he requests.
731
00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:53,367
Obelus... By Tutatis!
732
00:58:56,703 --> 00:59:01,667
Obelus, Obelus... By Tutatis!
733
00:59:07,673 --> 00:59:09,967
Druid, druid,
do you know this man?
734
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:11,468
Never saw him.
735
00:59:11,885 --> 00:59:15,097
Useless to lie, Panor�mix.
He knows that I am your assistant.
736
00:59:15,305 --> 00:59:17,474
I help you to prepare the magic potion.
737
00:59:19,476 --> 00:59:21,436
To the machine.
Put him in the machine.
738
00:59:29,319 --> 00:59:30,320
And now?
739
00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:43,166
Obelus, by Tutatis, become Ob�lix.
740
00:59:46,712 --> 00:59:50,048
Obelus, by Tutatis...
You harm me.
741
01:00:06,231 --> 01:00:08,025
The boar chops are small.
742
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,738
Those are lamb.Boar is for savages.
Do you want some chickens?
743
01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:16,533
- Yes... About 20. I on a diet.
- How many?
744
01:00:20,913 --> 01:00:23,832
Somebody screams, no?
Its only the beginning.
745
01:00:24,041 --> 01:00:27,336
Come here, ldeafix, comes.
Your chop. Come.
746
01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:31,507
Not the feet, Not the feet!
747
01:00:33,383 --> 01:00:35,219
You are hurting me.
748
01:00:35,511 --> 01:00:38,514
We are to the limit.
If you insist you can die, I prevent that.
749
01:00:39,181 --> 01:00:41,433
A Gaul can die,
but never surrender.
750
01:00:43,477 --> 01:00:46,271
Do you agree?
Yes. In principle definitely.
751
01:00:46,605 --> 01:00:50,484
But in practice it is necessary to
be a little more flexible.
752
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:54,738
You have wanted it.
753
01:01:00,035 --> 01:01:01,995
Yes, my dog. Yes, my bug.
754
01:01:02,204 --> 01:01:05,040
see to look for the fat.
See to look for the fat.
755
01:01:05,249 --> 01:01:07,209
Put the dog in place of the Gaul.
756
01:01:07,417 --> 01:01:09,795
- No, you cannot do that!
- You Will not dare?
757
01:01:10,045 --> 01:01:11,213
Iam mad.
758
01:01:15,676 --> 01:01:21,014
Stop! You have won.
I will manufacture you the magic potion.
759
01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:23,100
They will raze the town, Panor�mix.
760
01:01:23,350 --> 01:01:26,562
Insurance. This disgusting one
just wants the magic potion...
761
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:29,231
To eliminate Caesar and replace him.
762
01:01:29,565 --> 01:01:31,275
You understand everything, druid.
763
01:01:32,484 --> 01:01:37,698
I don't care of your town.
It is Rome what I want!
764
01:01:38,657 --> 01:01:42,828
Me, Detritus,
I want to reign in Rome!
765
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:43,579
Ideafix.
766
01:01:45,831 --> 01:01:47,875
A white dog with black stains?
767
01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,418
No.
No!
768
01:01:51,128 --> 01:01:52,129
ldeafix!
769
01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:54,923
You want to reign.
Ah, no!
770
01:01:57,926 --> 01:01:58,969
Olibrius!
771
01:02:00,512 --> 01:02:02,639
Arrest the traitor
Detritus immediately.
772
01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:05,350
Bring him in 5 minutes.
No, I don't want see him again.
773
01:02:05,559 --> 01:02:08,645
Put him in a prison
before tossing it to the lions.
774
01:02:09,146 --> 01:02:12,191
No one supports traitors in our family.
775
01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:15,861
Bruto can tell it to you.
Hey, Bruto?
776
01:02:16,195 --> 01:02:18,030
Certainly. You are right, dad.
777
01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:36,006
Leave step.
778
01:02:37,007 --> 01:02:40,427
Detritus, by the order of the Caesar
you are arrested.
779
01:02:40,677 --> 01:02:42,179
What? To me, my guard.
780
01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:44,973
Take it.
but, but, what?
781
01:02:46,058 --> 01:02:48,602
but... My guard! But...
782
01:02:48,894 --> 01:02:49,770
ldeafix!
783
01:02:53,607 --> 01:02:56,151
How Lucky.
Where is my prisoner?
784
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,320
Not at this moment.
Its known already. Its over.
785
01:02:58,529 --> 01:03:03,116
Iam not talking to you, understood?
Hey, where is my prisoner?
786
01:03:03,325 --> 01:03:05,369
Do you not see that myself
am I a prisoner?
787
01:03:05,577 --> 01:03:07,704
Arrest this man.
he's an accomplice.
788
01:03:07,913 --> 01:03:08,747
Ah, yes?
789
01:03:16,088 --> 01:03:18,924
Soldier, you are the man that I need.
790
01:03:19,675 --> 01:03:21,969
You are now my personal guard.
791
01:03:22,177 --> 01:03:24,221
But where is my prisoner?
792
01:03:24,555 --> 01:03:27,266
Not to worry about him.
He's very well.Now listens.
793
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:34,398
If you help me to capture Caesar.
I will name you my great centurion.
794
01:03:35,816 --> 01:03:37,359
- To capture Caesar?
- Yes.
795
01:03:38,861 --> 01:03:40,237
Thats a good idea.
796
01:03:40,821 --> 01:03:41,613
Guards!
797
01:03:50,998 --> 01:03:51,790
Caesar...
798
01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:56,712
On behalf of the Roman town, you are arrested.
799
01:03:58,046 --> 01:04:01,133
To prison, and watch over him night and day.
800
01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:05,095
Tiquetdeb�s, join the army.
I will make a declaration.
801
01:04:07,014 --> 01:04:10,726
Soldiers, our boss,
the very dear Julio Caesar.
802
01:04:11,226 --> 01:04:14,021
Have just gotten gravely sick.
803
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,525
He have asked me to take over,
while we hope that he recover.
804
01:04:18,734 --> 01:04:21,653
- Until he is well and takes back the control.
- Well!
805
01:04:21,862 --> 01:04:25,574
Views the circumstances,
I'll double your salary.
806
01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:27,159
Well!
807
01:04:28,619 --> 01:04:31,121
And I also announce you the appointment...
808
01:04:31,371 --> 01:04:36,168
Of the legionary Obelus,
to centurion level.
809
01:04:36,376 --> 01:04:39,838
He will be in charge of my personal security.
810
01:04:49,431 --> 01:04:52,684
In short, to attract the benevolence of the gods.
811
01:04:52,935 --> 01:04:55,729
So that they try to hurry
the cure of Caesar.
812
01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:58,690
There will be some games
organized this same afternoon.
813
01:04:58,899 --> 01:05:01,985
And all are invited.
814
01:05:04,238 --> 01:05:05,739
Can i see my prisoner?
815
01:05:06,532 --> 01:05:08,575
You will see it during the games, agree?
816
01:05:08,784 --> 01:05:10,369
Very well. Yes!
817
01:05:14,498 --> 01:05:16,375
Nobody can pass through here.
Nobody must happen.
818
01:05:16,542 --> 01:05:17,793
You stay here.
Me here.
819
01:05:23,841 --> 01:05:24,758
Nothing will happen.
820
01:05:32,516 --> 01:05:33,892
do have what you need?
821
01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:35,853
No.
822
01:05:37,396 --> 01:05:39,940
What do you want now?
My assistant.
823
01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:43,068
Imagined that. Here he is.
824
01:05:43,861 --> 01:05:47,239
I have taken some cautions.
You understand me, druid.
825
01:05:47,447 --> 01:05:51,076
Your assistant cannot drink
the magic potion before me.
826
01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:37,206
Already?
827
01:06:37,414 --> 01:06:41,668
Only have to pronounce
the magic formula.
828
01:06:42,211 --> 01:06:43,962
Go, what are you waiting for?
829
01:06:44,296 --> 01:06:46,340
My assistant should repeat it after me.
830
01:06:46,798 --> 01:06:48,759
Well. Remove him the gag.
831
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,720
My assistant is a bit far.
832
01:07:17,996 --> 01:07:18,997
What does he says?
833
01:07:22,167 --> 01:07:25,254
For Tutatis, Ast�rix,
you should drink the potion.
834
01:07:25,462 --> 01:07:28,215
For Tutatis, if we failed we will drink broth.
835
01:07:28,423 --> 01:07:30,300
Yes, you should do it now!
836
01:07:31,552 --> 01:07:33,595
No!
Burn horrors!
837
01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:43,272
Brave, Panor�mix.
838
01:07:54,491 --> 01:07:56,618
You have played and you have lost.
839
01:07:56,869 --> 01:07:58,829
My vengeance will be terrible.
840
01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:01,415
Good, let us prove this potion.
841
01:08:01,790 --> 01:08:04,501
If unfortunately it is
a vulgar soup of vegetables,
842
01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:08,005
It you who will be digusted.
I warn you.
843
01:08:37,868 --> 01:08:40,537
A very touching moment.
844
01:08:52,466 --> 01:08:53,967
It worked!
845
01:08:56,512 --> 01:09:00,140
In prison.
There won't be a lot of time, believe me.
846
01:09:10,651 --> 01:09:12,653
But,what does Ob�lix do?
847
01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:21,662
When I am an Emperor.
I will make you into a general.
848
01:09:22,621 --> 01:09:23,622
And Caesar?
849
01:09:25,874 --> 01:09:27,960
Caesar? Who is that?
850
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:10,878
Falbal�!
851
01:10:22,472 --> 01:10:24,850
- Gaul, do you like animals?
- Yes. Why?
852
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:26,685
You will be well served.
853
01:10:27,603 --> 01:10:30,689
Centurions! Legionaries!
854
01:10:31,148 --> 01:10:34,610
The bets will close to
the entrance of each prisoner.
855
01:10:35,110 --> 01:10:37,654
- Do your bet.
- Bets? What do you bet?
856
01:10:38,238 --> 01:10:41,325
A prisoner leaves for the door at the bottom,
then vs what he gives?
857
01:10:41,533 --> 01:10:44,620
It must cross the water pool and get to this sand.
858
01:10:44,828 --> 01:10:47,456
If he arrives until here,
I spare his life.
859
01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:48,790
Do you follow me?
Yes.
860
01:10:48,999 --> 01:10:52,336
I bet the animal will eat him.
It is my idea.
861
01:10:54,046 --> 01:10:57,966
And if here gets here?
That, that never happens.
862
01:10:58,717 --> 01:11:01,470
But if you bet your pay of centurion,
thousand against one.
863
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,180
Accept the bet.
Agree.
864
01:11:04,264 --> 01:11:06,308
Your pay? Thousand against one?
865
01:11:06,975 --> 01:11:10,938
oh! You are cold blood.
I like it. Shake!
866
01:11:12,105 --> 01:11:13,440
Accept the bet.
867
01:11:15,234 --> 01:11:18,153
And my prisoner?
You said that i would see him in the games.
868
01:11:18,529 --> 01:11:19,947
In fact, there he is.
869
01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:35,963
Legionaries, the first prisoner is the Gaul Ast�rix.
870
01:11:51,895 --> 01:11:54,731
Obelus! Obelus!
871
01:11:57,442 --> 01:11:59,403
Become Ob�lix!
872
01:12:01,363 --> 01:12:02,614
Obelus!
873
01:12:16,837 --> 01:12:19,590
Obelus! What is this?
874
01:12:33,937 --> 01:12:37,399
I don't like this.
Need to get out.
875
01:12:51,622 --> 01:12:52,956
Brave! Well done!
876
01:13:05,928 --> 01:13:09,181
But, why are they here?
Ah, no, no, no.
877
01:13:17,731 --> 01:13:19,691
I prefer to leave.
878
01:13:21,985 --> 01:13:24,154
Do you worry about your bet, hey?
879
01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:42,714
Behind, behind.
880
01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:48,303
That gaul is clever, hey?
A little yes.
881
01:13:48,846 --> 01:13:54,893
Ob�lix change!
Ob�lix! Doesnt he understands anything.
882
01:13:56,895 --> 01:13:57,855
Ob�lix!
883
01:14:00,691 --> 01:14:03,151
Go sleep in your cage,
go to the cage.
884
01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:10,784
Now big lizards, no!
885
01:14:13,704 --> 01:14:14,538
Go sleep.
886
01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:36,351
For Tutatis!
887
01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:57,706
Oh, no!
888
01:15:10,177 --> 01:15:12,679
Obelus, by Tutatis, change...
889
01:15:15,390 --> 01:15:17,768
Never saw anybody survive to that point.
890
01:15:20,854 --> 01:15:24,733
You have lost, Obelus.
A thousand times your pay, do you remember?
891
01:16:13,866 --> 01:16:16,285
What that Gaul
did is extraordinary.
892
01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:28,172
Obelus! Obelus!
For... Silence!
893
01:16:29,464 --> 01:16:32,885
Obelus, by Tuta...!
Oh, but... For Your...! Oh!
894
01:17:06,627 --> 01:17:08,045
Eat thid, you enormous beast.
895
01:17:33,403 --> 01:17:38,992
Obelus! Obelus!
Obelus, by Tuta...!
896
01:17:44,248 --> 01:17:46,708
You said that if he arrived here
you spare his life.
897
01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:50,379
Yes, that Caesar; but I am entitled to a joker.
898
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:54,466
- And is your joker an animal?
- Worst, It is a man!
899
01:17:57,386 --> 01:18:00,556
Obelus... by Tutatis!
900
01:18:03,517 --> 01:18:06,436
Listen,isn't it curious.
It seems that he is speaking to you.
901
01:18:06,645 --> 01:18:10,524
What does he say? Cannot hear anything.
I will read the lips, hey.
902
01:18:10,732 --> 01:18:14,778
Do you know how to make it?
Yes, I have the skill of a spy.
903
01:18:25,247 --> 01:18:26,331
Said exactly:
904
01:18:26,582 --> 01:18:30,002
Obelus, by Tutatis, become Ob�lix.
It is urgent.
905
01:18:30,544 --> 01:18:34,089
Are you sure?... Ah, good!
I tell you that yes.
906
01:18:38,385 --> 01:18:39,720
You separate your hands.
907
01:18:48,187 --> 01:18:51,064
What kept you?
I made request for your help one hour ago.
908
01:18:51,231 --> 01:18:53,901
With the noise i didn't hear anything.
It is necessary to free Panor�mix.
909
01:18:54,151 --> 01:18:55,360
Where is he?
Below.
910
01:18:55,569 --> 01:18:56,862
Go to them.
911
01:18:58,697 --> 01:19:00,657
For Tutatis, you have been in charge.
Yes.
912
01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:03,035
You alone.
Guards, go go.
913
01:19:17,508 --> 01:19:18,926
Brave, Ob�lix!
914
01:19:21,136 --> 01:19:25,182
Go, we go, we go.
Quickly, come we go.
915
01:19:27,768 --> 01:19:30,854
No, no; I don't like the spiders.
Im not gonna cross.
916
01:19:31,021 --> 01:19:33,065
I have an idea.
917
01:19:45,619 --> 01:19:47,663
I will blow them.
918
01:19:48,830 --> 01:19:50,624
Ob�lix, Panor�mix!
919
01:19:56,588 --> 01:19:57,923
Wait, Ob�lix, I'll teach you.
920
01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:08,892
Come here!
Lets go!
921
01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:14,606
Watchout for the cats.
922
01:20:29,913 --> 01:20:31,915
Horn, Roman. Here.
923
01:20:32,124 --> 01:20:34,793
Which way? Somewhere around, yes, yes.
We are here, Panor�mix.
924
01:20:37,421 --> 01:20:39,214
Ideafix, my dog!
925
01:20:41,008 --> 01:20:41,884
My bug!
926
01:20:46,638 --> 01:20:47,306
Ob�lix.
927
01:20:51,059 --> 01:20:53,812
The enemies of our enemies are our friends.
928
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:57,983
Lets take advantage.
Lets leave. Off we go.
929
01:20:58,192 --> 01:20:59,109
Come,come.
930
01:21:04,198 --> 01:21:06,742
Alert, alerts.
The Romans attack.
931
01:21:07,034 --> 01:21:09,203
Punch them well or they will come more.
932
01:21:14,249 --> 01:21:16,210
Go we go, we already arrive.
We go.
933
01:21:21,798 --> 01:21:23,592
Ob�lix? But if it is Ob�lix!
934
01:21:23,842 --> 01:21:25,511
Undoubtedly its me.
Don't you recognize me?
935
01:21:25,761 --> 01:21:28,138
Why the hell you disguised as a Roman?
936
01:21:28,347 --> 01:21:29,348
Enough already.
937
01:21:35,062 --> 01:21:36,104
who is that?
938
01:21:36,313 --> 01:21:39,233
A prisoner of the Romans that we liberated.
939
01:21:39,441 --> 01:21:42,277
Yes.
Esautom�tix removes his mask.
940
01:21:46,114 --> 01:21:47,491
Not this way, be careful.
941
01:21:51,787 --> 01:21:53,497
What are you waiting for?
942
01:21:53,705 --> 01:21:57,251
Go, remove his mask, by Tutatis.
It is an order.
943
01:21:57,626 --> 01:21:58,544
As u like.
944
01:22:06,635 --> 01:22:09,471
Its Julio, Julio, Julio Caesar!
945
01:22:10,222 --> 01:22:13,475
We have captured Julio Caesar.
I have captured Julio Caesar.
946
01:22:13,892 --> 01:22:16,770
How?... Ah!
We have captured Julio Caesar.
947
01:22:16,895 --> 01:22:20,357
The situation is more serious
give what you think.
948
01:22:21,608 --> 01:22:26,154
Ob�lix, Ast�rix, Abrarac�rcix, and you,
Julio Caesar, I wanna speak to you.
949
01:22:26,363 --> 01:22:29,283
Before that i want to change myself,
I am tired of being a Roman.
950
01:22:31,994 --> 01:22:35,080
The troops of Detritus,
they will attack us any moment now.
951
01:22:35,247 --> 01:22:37,624
And they are more a thousand times
larger that us.
952
01:22:37,833 --> 01:22:40,169
Only a thousand times?
We have the magic potion.
953
01:22:40,377 --> 01:22:42,588
We only have left little in the pot.
954
01:22:42,796 --> 01:22:44,923
- Now they also have it.
- What?
955
01:22:45,215 --> 01:22:48,302
Detritus forced me
to prepare them magic potion.
956
01:22:48,468 --> 01:22:50,053
But he only have a small pot.
957
01:22:50,304 --> 01:22:53,265
With their numeric superiority,
if they used the potion.
958
01:22:53,515 --> 01:22:56,435
Would be enough to decant
the scale to their favor.
959
01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:59,104
And then, our town.
960
01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:02,149
Would be erased from the map forever.
961
01:23:02,357 --> 01:23:07,279
And will be Caesar murdered by Detritus.
What do you say, Caesar?
962
01:23:07,696 --> 01:23:09,698
What you say is correct, druid.
963
01:23:10,657 --> 01:23:12,993
But, I have a proposition to make to you.
964
01:23:13,327 --> 01:23:15,621
If you help me to recover my power,
965
01:23:16,079 --> 01:23:18,040
You will be exempt from giving taxes.
966
01:23:18,415 --> 01:23:22,920
And you will be able to continue
living outside of the Roman law.
967
01:23:23,212 --> 01:23:25,422
What do you say, boss?
Its very interesting.
968
01:23:25,631 --> 01:23:29,092
But maybe better if Petib�num
becomes foreign trade zone.
969
01:23:29,301 --> 01:23:32,304
with the possibility give
not to supervise our companies.
970
01:23:32,513 --> 01:23:33,847
Believe that you exaggerate, Gaul.
971
01:23:34,097 --> 01:23:35,599
This is the time to make business?
972
01:23:36,183 --> 01:23:40,312
Does some possibility give to conquer?
Yes. A minimal possibility.
973
01:23:40,604 --> 01:23:42,481
Ah! Which? Talk druida.
974
01:23:42,689 --> 01:23:44,733
I can make my potion
more potent
975
01:23:44,942 --> 01:23:47,486
If I can add unicorn's milk of 2 heads.
976
01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:50,614
Of 2 heads?
That animal was long gone before i was born.
977
01:23:50,822 --> 01:23:53,367
Mathusalix still has a little flask.
978
01:23:53,617 --> 01:23:57,496
Mathus�lix? And where is he?
We have not seen to the crazy old one for years.
979
01:23:57,704 --> 01:23:58,622
True.
980
01:23:58,830 --> 01:24:02,292
How can you call my great-grandfather crazy
if he's one that taught me everything?
981
01:24:02,501 --> 01:24:05,712
The Romans attack, boss.
Boss, the Romans attack.
982
01:24:05,879 --> 01:24:06,880
From where? from where?
983
01:24:07,422 --> 01:24:08,841
From the behind door.
984
01:24:09,007 --> 01:24:13,220
Its a trick.
In fact they will attack from front.
985
01:24:13,428 --> 01:24:17,474
How do you know that?
I invented that strategy.
986
01:24:31,530 --> 01:24:33,198
Attacks!
987
01:24:40,789 --> 01:24:43,041
It is necessary to find Mathusalix.
Follow me.
988
01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:45,711
Come!
Yes, I go.
989
01:24:46,962 --> 01:24:50,048
Mathus�lix, where are you?
We need you.
990
01:24:50,257 --> 01:24:52,384
Deaf already.
How old will he be?
991
01:24:52,676 --> 01:24:55,470
About 200. He like to hide, he loves it.
992
01:24:55,721 --> 01:24:57,097
Continue being a joker.
993
01:24:59,975 --> 01:25:01,518
Mathus�lix!
994
01:25:04,521 --> 01:25:05,939
what is this?
995
01:25:07,774 --> 01:25:10,736
Its the end of his beard.
Lets follow it.
996
01:25:12,112 --> 01:25:13,989
Did you discover it alone?
Yes.
997
01:25:15,157 --> 01:25:15,991
Lets go.
998
01:25:31,256 --> 01:25:33,008
Give me, give me, give me.
With softness, gently.
999
01:25:33,258 --> 01:25:35,385
With softness, Ob�lix.
Yes, gently, yes.
1000
01:25:35,594 --> 01:25:36,803
Caught ya.
1001
01:25:41,099 --> 01:25:42,017
Is it him?
1002
01:25:43,852 --> 01:25:47,231
Mathus�lix, it excuses for the nuisance
but this is a serious matter.
1003
01:25:47,481 --> 01:25:49,525
I need milk of unicorn with 2 heads.
1004
01:25:49,733 --> 01:25:51,902
The survival of the town depends on it.
1005
01:25:53,195 --> 01:25:55,697
I have waited this moment
for a lot of time.
1006
01:25:59,159 --> 01:26:01,411
I will not give it to you
so easily.
1007
01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:02,246
What?
1008
01:26:03,038 --> 01:26:05,582
I will give it to you
if you can answer my 2 questions.
1009
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:08,293
Are u joking?
The Romans are attacking us!
1010
01:26:08,502 --> 01:26:11,463
Don't treats him with rudeness.
He is stubborn as a mule.
1011
01:26:11,713 --> 01:26:14,716
And I notice it of you too:
You cannot make a mistake.
1012
01:26:16,677 --> 01:26:18,303
Good. First question.
1013
01:26:19,137 --> 01:26:23,267
A beggar had a brother,
this brother is dead.
1014
01:26:23,767 --> 01:26:27,729
But while he was alive the beggar
didn't have any brother. Why?
1015
01:26:29,648 --> 01:26:30,482
Why?
1016
01:26:46,456 --> 01:26:51,044
Seven! Six!
Attention is only 5 drops left water.
1017
01:26:52,296 --> 01:26:56,425
Five! Four! Three!
1018
01:26:57,259 --> 01:27:00,179
If you don't find the answer
you can go and ask her to the Romans.
1019
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:03,932
Two!
The beggar is a woman.
1020
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:06,018
Valid answer.
1021
01:27:08,687 --> 01:27:10,814
All to the barricades!
1022
01:27:31,335 --> 01:27:34,213
Drink, drink the potion.
I will look for more.
1023
01:27:42,888 --> 01:27:44,056
Attacks!
Boss, boss.
1024
01:27:44,223 --> 01:27:45,098
What it happens?
1025
01:27:45,265 --> 01:27:48,143
We are in disadvantage with the Gauls.
Give us magic potion.
1026
01:27:48,310 --> 01:27:52,064
lmposible! It is reserved for my personal use.
1027
01:27:52,272 --> 01:27:53,565
The troops are tired.
1028
01:27:53,815 --> 01:27:56,151
The Gauls also and soon
they ran out of potion.
1029
01:27:57,319 --> 01:27:58,529
Go, I saw you enough.
1030
01:27:58,737 --> 01:28:01,323
And now, the second enigma.
1031
01:28:02,199 --> 01:28:06,703
I do not have a brother neither sister,
but that man's son.
1032
01:28:06,954 --> 01:28:10,040
He is my father's son.
Who is ?
1033
01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:14,127
Twenty drops! Twenty drops!
1034
01:28:15,003 --> 01:28:17,422
Slowly.
I should keep for Ast�rix.
1035
01:28:18,173 --> 01:28:21,260
But, what the hell do they do?
What the hell do they do?
1036
01:28:38,443 --> 01:28:40,904
I Am going to charge myself!
I am going to charge myself!
1037
01:28:41,113 --> 01:28:42,990
Foward!
Foward!
1038
01:28:50,372 --> 01:28:51,164
Five!
1039
01:28:51,498 --> 01:28:53,250
Believe, I believe that I already know it.
1040
01:28:53,667 --> 01:28:54,293
Four!
1041
01:28:54,459 --> 01:28:56,378
Say it once and for all.
I am not sure.
1042
01:28:56,545 --> 01:28:57,462
Its the same, right now.
1043
01:28:57,671 --> 01:29:01,216
And u have another correct answer?
Doesn't matter, I tell you. Say it!
1044
01:29:01,967 --> 01:29:04,178
One!
Its, he is my father.
1045
01:29:04,553 --> 01:29:08,682
- I already forgot the question.
- Do you make fun of us?
1046
01:29:08,849 --> 01:29:11,977
No, but at my age I have error of memory.
Its normal, right?
1047
01:29:12,227 --> 01:29:13,854
Clear.
I strangle to this unfortunate one.
1048
01:29:15,898 --> 01:29:18,525
Ask, I do not have brother
neither sister but the son of.
1049
01:29:18,734 --> 01:29:21,069
That man is my father's son.
Who is ?
1050
01:29:21,445 --> 01:29:23,572
The answer is:
My father.
1051
01:29:25,199 --> 01:29:26,283
Valid answer.
1052
01:29:26,658 --> 01:29:28,202
Reason?
Explaination.
1053
01:29:28,452 --> 01:29:29,536
If he says it.
1054
01:29:29,745 --> 01:29:31,705
As it was the first thing that happened to me.
1055
01:29:31,955 --> 01:29:34,958
Because it is the correct answer.
but I said it without stopping to think.
1056
01:29:35,167 --> 01:29:37,044
The first thing that I thought.
Shut up once and for all.
1057
01:29:37,211 --> 01:29:41,006
We need the vial!
Oh, great druid!
1058
01:29:51,850 --> 01:29:52,726
The vial!
1059
01:29:54,770 --> 01:29:55,771
The vial!
1060
01:29:59,316 --> 01:30:01,568
Brave, ldeafix!
Well done, my dog.
1061
01:30:01,777 --> 01:30:04,571
Brave, dog, brave!
My dog! My dog!
1062
01:30:11,828 --> 01:30:15,040
Stop, unfortunate.
For Tutatis.
1063
01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:17,209
There are still left!
1064
01:30:26,385 --> 01:30:29,137
- Already. Drink, quick.
- Ob�lix also?
1065
01:30:29,346 --> 01:30:32,975
Yes, yes. This milk changes
the nature of the magic potion.
1066
01:30:33,183 --> 01:30:35,143
The effect may vary.
You will already see.
1067
01:30:36,937 --> 01:30:40,399
Very good, very good.
Their aftertaste is very pleasant.
1068
01:30:45,571 --> 01:30:49,616
Truth what am I able to do?
I already told it to you. Quickly.
1069
01:30:52,870 --> 01:30:55,873
What will i notice?
Wait a bit, and you will see.
1070
01:31:48,467 --> 01:31:51,261
Peque�ines, come, come.
1071
01:31:57,309 --> 01:31:58,310
Foward!
1072
01:32:00,854 --> 01:32:03,273
Attacks. Let us go!
1073
01:32:06,443 --> 01:32:07,361
Attacks!
1074
01:32:16,370 --> 01:32:18,121
Return to battle!
1075
01:32:24,002 --> 01:32:25,003
Other more.
1076
01:32:32,469 --> 01:32:33,762
There go.
1077
01:32:42,062 --> 01:32:46,441
Cowardly panda! Cochineals! Miserable!
1078
01:32:55,701 --> 01:32:58,287
At one o'clock. At two o'clock.
1079
01:33:01,039 --> 01:33:05,669
Now you will see, silly poor persons.
Ja! Must i do everything.
1080
01:33:12,342 --> 01:33:13,093
Coarse.
1081
01:33:22,978 --> 01:33:25,189
- You Did It very well.
- The same to you
1082
01:33:35,157 --> 01:33:35,782
Caesar!
1083
01:33:36,742 --> 01:33:39,203
Ave, Caesar.
Ave Caesar!
1084
01:33:40,037 --> 01:33:41,038
Legionaries.
1085
01:33:41,496 --> 01:33:44,625
The Gauls from this village
they are from now on is our friends.
1086
01:33:45,667 --> 01:33:46,627
And our allies.
1087
01:33:46,835 --> 01:33:49,630
They pulled me from the treacherous
claws of Detritus's.
1088
01:33:51,757 --> 01:33:53,634
Without them, i would be dead.
1089
01:33:56,136 --> 01:34:00,807
Your time has come, Detritus.
Pity, noble Caesar, pity.
1090
01:34:01,725 --> 01:34:04,645
I don't knows what it happened me.
I wasn't myself.
1091
01:34:04,853 --> 01:34:07,147
I lost my head.
you do not know it well.
1092
01:34:10,234 --> 01:34:12,653
A moment, a moment,
a moment, please.
1093
01:34:13,111 --> 01:34:17,324
Don't do it, Caesar. Good,
I have played, and I have lost.
1094
01:34:17,324 --> 01:34:20,035
Now punish me,
nothing more to be spoken.
1095
01:34:20,369 --> 01:34:22,204
You are worthless.
Thank you.
1096
01:34:23,121 --> 01:34:24,831
Exactly, do you reflect, hey?
1097
01:34:25,290 --> 01:34:28,126
Always! Always!
There has to be somebody worthless.
1098
01:34:28,335 --> 01:34:29,628
Near the power, no?
1099
01:34:29,878 --> 01:34:31,421
That's not true at all.
Silence, Gauls.
1100
01:34:31,588 --> 01:34:34,091
- Shut Up you.
- That avoids getting dirty hands.
1101
01:34:34,716 --> 01:34:37,052
I know how to make of everything, Caesar.
Of everything.
1102
01:34:37,261 --> 01:34:40,681
Spying, denouncing, betraying my friends.
1103
01:34:40,889 --> 01:34:44,434
All are it that more I like it.
And the false testimonies, also.
1104
01:34:44,643 --> 01:34:45,894
Everything!
You disgust me.
1105
01:34:46,144 --> 01:34:48,939
You know me very well.
I disgust him, you already heard it.
1106
01:34:49,898 --> 01:34:52,609
Then Caesar,
I won't disappoint you.
1107
01:34:53,443 --> 01:34:54,903
Danger, Caesar...
1108
01:34:56,113 --> 01:35:00,033
Danger from those traitors that are around to you.
1109
01:35:00,242 --> 01:35:02,327
And that you believe to be faithful and devote.
1110
01:35:02,911 --> 01:35:05,998
Who do you speak?
I talk of...
1111
01:35:07,708 --> 01:35:09,751
Can't tell it to you in public.
1112
01:35:10,502 --> 01:35:11,920
Its unpleasant, Caesar.
1113
01:35:12,504 --> 01:35:13,255
Caesar.
1114
01:35:13,672 --> 01:35:18,218
If you are interested, I'll prepare you
a list and then can we comment on it.
1115
01:35:19,553 --> 01:35:21,138
Take it.
Thanks.
1116
01:35:21,346 --> 01:35:23,891
Come, I will make you a list
that you will be surprised.
1117
01:35:24,433 --> 01:35:27,603
Many awaits the moment
to give you a stab.
1118
01:35:27,811 --> 01:35:31,356
In the back.
They are friends, neighbors, even relatives.
1119
01:35:31,607 --> 01:35:34,318
Do you understand?
Relatives. Come, Caesar!
1120
01:35:49,082 --> 01:35:50,000
Falbal�.
1121
01:35:51,835 --> 01:35:54,588
You are the tenth Ob�lix
that I kiss tonight.
1122
01:35:54,796 --> 01:35:58,258
Yes, but I am the true Ob�lix.
True!
1123
01:35:58,884 --> 01:36:00,928
The other ones were not more
than imitations.
1124
01:36:02,095 --> 01:36:07,226
Falbal�, I have to speak to you.
I have to tell you something.
1125
01:36:07,434 --> 01:36:08,810
Shoot, I listening.
1126
01:36:10,687 --> 01:36:14,024
- Will you marry me?
- Hey? Do you speak seriously?
1127
01:36:15,025 --> 01:36:16,109
Yes. Why?
1128
01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:21,949
Ob�lix, I love you a lot,
as to a great brother.
1129
01:36:22,491 --> 01:36:25,244
Like to a friend,
My great teddy Ob�lix.
1130
01:36:27,621 --> 01:36:31,792
But I love Tragic�mix.
We'll marry next month.
1131
01:36:32,084 --> 01:36:36,213
Ah, yes? But if me...
Pr�lix told me that you...
1132
01:36:36,421 --> 01:36:38,465
Pr�lix is only a cheater.
1133
01:36:40,217 --> 01:36:45,013
Don't be sad. I can't see you sad, Ob�lix.
1134
01:36:47,808 --> 01:36:48,725
Falbal�.
1135
01:36:49,685 --> 01:36:54,314
I should leave. Are you mad?
You will always be my friend?
1136
01:36:54,815 --> 01:36:58,068
My great teddy Ob�lix.
Do you promise it to me?
1137
01:37:00,988 --> 01:37:01,989
Do promise it to me?
1138
01:37:03,156 --> 01:37:05,450
That you promise it to me.
Yes.
1139
01:37:24,219 --> 01:37:28,140
Panor�mix, can you give me more
magic potion, please?
1140
01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:31,643
Are you joking?
There more than enough Ob�lix outside?
1141
01:37:31,810 --> 01:37:32,895
Its not for me.
1142
01:37:42,446 --> 01:37:45,157
Falbal�, I can speak with you 2 seconds more?
1143
01:37:45,407 --> 01:37:47,701
What do you want from her?
No worries.
1144
01:37:47,910 --> 01:37:51,246
I'll return it to you at once.
We go, they come with me. They come.
1145
01:38:01,757 --> 01:38:05,302
Falbal�, drink this.
What is it?
1146
01:38:06,345 --> 01:38:08,305
It will not harm you.
I also drank.
1147
01:38:08,931 --> 01:38:11,391
Come on drinks, please.
Give me that pleasure.
1148
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:12,684
Is it ok?
1149
01:38:18,148 --> 01:38:19,149
Not bad.
1150
01:38:21,777 --> 01:38:22,778
But...
What?
1151
01:38:33,914 --> 01:38:37,000
Good, now you can go
to look for your Tragic�mix.
1152
01:38:37,292 --> 01:38:39,002
Do you want to stay with me?
1153
01:38:41,129 --> 01:38:43,090
Believe that I have more than enough.
I leave you.
1154
01:38:44,925 --> 01:38:45,843
Falbal�.
1155
01:38:51,139 --> 01:38:54,685
To your health, Romans.
To your health, Asterix.
1156
01:39:05,445 --> 01:39:06,363
Have you seen?
1157
01:39:22,379 --> 01:39:24,715
Solo, Already tired of looking repeated.
1158
01:39:24,923 --> 01:39:25,841
Me also.
1159
01:39:26,049 --> 01:39:29,136
Imagine all the boars
to feed them to all.
1160
01:39:37,102 --> 01:39:42,024
Ob�lix, Ob�lix, Ob�lix!
1161
01:39:42,774 --> 01:39:44,568
Ob�lix has disappeared.
1162
01:39:45,652 --> 01:39:47,613
will say the double he/she gives Ob�lix.
1163
01:39:47,821 --> 01:39:50,449
No, no, all. I looked for him
everywhere and nowhere to be found.
1164
01:39:50,699 --> 01:39:52,993
You Have Killed my friend.
Calm down.
1165
01:39:53,202 --> 01:39:56,622
The true Ob�lix will be somewhere as you are here.
1166
01:39:57,748 --> 01:39:59,583
- A the best thing also disappears.
- No.
1167
01:39:59,833 --> 01:40:02,836
How do you know it?
Had you already used the milk unicorn?
1168
01:40:03,504 --> 01:40:07,090
Me no, but Mathus�lix always used it.
1169
01:40:07,299 --> 01:40:09,718
And if there has been danger,
he would have warned me.
1170
01:40:10,719 --> 01:40:12,846
Warned!
That yokel is a perverse one.
1171
01:40:14,181 --> 01:40:17,017
I will not allows you to speak
like that of my great-grandfather.
1172
01:40:17,267 --> 01:40:21,021
- He has taught me everything...
- Whats wrong with you?
1173
01:40:21,355 --> 01:40:25,317
I feel strange.
I sit down as if, i was empty.
1174
01:40:25,817 --> 01:40:27,861
I will also become in soap bubbles.
1175
01:40:29,613 --> 01:40:35,661
Right now, I have itches in the
legs and in the ankles.
1176
01:40:37,454 --> 01:40:39,581
If the one that tickles me is ideafix.
1177
01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:43,126
But what do you want, my dog?
What going on? Where do you take me?
1178
01:40:44,044 --> 01:40:46,713
In my place to himself would you take
the opportunity of the situation.
1179
01:40:46,922 --> 01:40:49,049
You no?
No, me no. No.
1180
01:40:51,009 --> 01:40:54,972
Not that i dont want...
I just want you to kiss me without desire.
1181
01:40:57,724 --> 01:40:59,226
In the mouth?
1182
01:41:09,653 --> 01:41:10,529
Falbal�!
1183
01:41:11,321 --> 01:41:14,408
Ob�lix, Ob�lix.
Falbal�.
1184
01:41:14,616 --> 01:41:17,369
Are you the true one.
Falbala.
1185
01:41:18,287 --> 01:41:20,038
Of Course it's me, why?
1186
01:41:20,289 --> 01:41:22,332
Because the other ones, Ob�lix.
They all have disappeared.
1187
01:41:22,541 --> 01:41:25,294
And the other ones, Asterix, also.
Yes, like Falbala.
1188
01:41:25,502 --> 01:41:28,839
Yes, as Falbal�.
That is to have bad luck.
1189
01:41:29,047 --> 01:41:31,967
On everything for...
Yes, for Falbal�.
1190
01:41:32,134 --> 01:41:35,095
Go. They say that the wrong
gives loves it doesn't last a lifetime.
1191
01:41:35,262 --> 01:41:38,599
With the time leave good memories.
And you have me.
1192
01:41:38,807 --> 01:41:41,143
Yes, less than bad I have you.
Less bad.
1193
01:41:41,351 --> 01:41:42,186
Less bad.
1194
01:41:55,824 --> 01:41:57,576
Already go. Wait for me!
1195
01:41:57,784 --> 01:41:59,828
My Caius Bonus.
No, no, no, finished.
1196
01:42:00,078 --> 01:42:03,081
Its the last time,
only a last time.
1197
01:42:03,290 --> 01:42:06,877
Greet the Egyptian!
you have gone away to Caius Bonus.
1198
01:42:07,127 --> 01:42:10,547
Everyone has left without
fighting for the last time.
1199
01:42:18,013 --> 01:42:22,142
Ob�lix comes, don't put that face.
It is the victory, we have won.
1200
01:42:23,227 --> 01:42:26,063
Yes, but I have lost everything.
1201
01:42:26,396 --> 01:42:27,272
My friends!
1202
01:42:27,523 --> 01:42:30,526
This afternoon we celebrate two important events.
1203
01:42:30,776 --> 01:42:32,986
Our victory on the Romans.
1204
01:42:33,153 --> 01:42:34,154
Well! Well done!
1205
01:42:34,571 --> 01:42:37,824
And Obelix's anniversary.
Good! You fell down within the magical potion.
1206
01:42:38,909 --> 01:42:41,912
When you are a baby.
1207
01:42:42,246 --> 01:42:43,247
Ob�lix!
1208
01:42:43,413 --> 01:42:46,500
In the friendship, the banquets,
the Romans, the cakes.
1209
01:42:46,750 --> 01:42:47,709
Ob�lix!
1210
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:51,046
Famous you are for making menhirs.
1211
01:42:51,338 --> 01:42:52,256
Ob�lix!
1212
01:42:52,464 --> 01:42:55,926
Will never become bigger
if the love blushes.
1213
01:43:00,639 --> 01:43:02,808
And now, the cake.
1214
01:43:17,489 --> 01:43:19,950
They are yours.
Caesar has participated.
1215
01:43:31,295 --> 01:43:32,588
Come, Ob�lix.
1216
01:43:52,524 --> 01:43:55,360
You. Yes, you, you, you.
1217
01:44:03,785 --> 01:44:05,412
You, you, you, you, you.
1218
01:44:06,163 --> 01:44:08,081
Here.
No.
1219
01:44:08,332 --> 01:44:10,292
Right here.
No.
1220
01:44:11,543 --> 01:44:12,294
Yes!
1221
01:44:33,586 --> 01:44:36,944
Always the hard hitter.
You destroy the cake in one go.
1222
01:44:36,944 --> 01:44:39,509
I always tell it to him.
Hes is a glutton.
1223
01:44:40,343 --> 01:44:42,095
Ob�lix, Ob�lix.
1224
01:44:44,576 --> 01:44:47,892
Ob�lix, Ob�lix.
1225
01:44:50,728 --> 01:44:54,586
I want to sing.
I want to sing.96016
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