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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:10,009 [THEME - JACK JONES, "THE LOVE BOAT THEME"] 2 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:17,726 THEME SONG: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:26,526 Come aboard, we're expecting you. 4 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:38,455 And love, life's sweetest reward, let it flow, 5 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:42,959 it floats back to you. 6 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:51,259 The love boat, soon we'll be making another run. 7 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:58,767 The love boat promises something for everyone. 8 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:03,730 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 9 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:14,699 And love won't hurt anymore. 10 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:23,166 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 11 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:27,587 It's love! 12 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,130 Welcome aboard! 13 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,548 It's love! 14 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,474 [music playing] 15 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,869 PHOTOGRAPHER: Can I get a picture? 16 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,037 That's it. 17 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:01,496 Very nice. Beautiful. 18 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,289 Thank you. 19 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,418 Oh! this darn pen. 20 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,712 I just bought it, and now it won't write. 21 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,047 You're lucky. 22 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:11,381 Lucky? 23 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,591 Yeah. 24 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,718 Judy told me that Marvin Cooperman, the consumer 25 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,220 advocate, is taking a cruise. 26 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,138 You could complain to him. 27 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,390 Marvin Cooperman? 28 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,392 Yeah, that's the guy that's on television with the show 29 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,393 "Don't Get Mad, Get Even." 30 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,352 Oh! 31 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,270 Oh yeah, I like him. 32 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,688 He really goes after the manufacturers. 33 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:27,272 Yeah. 34 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,439 Thanks, just take that. 35 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,566 Let me borrow your pen. 36 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:33,570 He'll take that pen, march right up to the chairman 37 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,531 of the company, and force him to write 500 times, 38 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:37,866 "I make lousy pens." 39 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,078 Oh! 40 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:42,954 There he is. 41 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,043 Yeah. 42 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,336 Thank you. 43 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,588 Marvin. 44 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,007 You think maybe he'll have the factory recall the ship? 45 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,724 I'm Marvin Cooperman, and, uh, my wife. 46 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,476 Oh, Mr. Cooperman! 47 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,896 I'm Vicki Stubing, and this is Isaac Washington, 48 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,272 our chief bartender. 49 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,690 I'll be watching you for full-sized 50 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,901 drinks with quality spirits. 51 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,068 Yes, sir. 52 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:14,861 I swear. 53 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,787 Ellen! 54 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:25,663 Carol? 55 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,373 What a nice surprise! 56 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,791 Oh! 57 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,169 Marvin, I want you to meet a sorority sister 58 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,129 of mine, Ellen Churchill. 59 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:33,796 Oh, now it's Ellen Brown. 60 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,256 - Oh? - How do you do? 61 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,467 Well, I certainly do better than you do, 62 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,261 because I don't spend my money on such overly-priced, 63 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,846 poor quality luggage. 64 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,972 Carol, who is this man? 65 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,642 You'll have to excuse Marvin. 66 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,478 He's a consumer advocate. 67 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,228 He's also my husband. 68 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,026 Too bad you couldn't have got a better brand. 69 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,450 PHOTOGRAPHER: Watch those pearlies! 70 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:03,618 Great! 71 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:04,160 Thank you very much. 72 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:06,329 Enjoy your cruise. 73 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,664 Bye bye. 74 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,166 [sighs] 75 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:11,834 Ah, excuse me. 76 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,796 Were those two girls asking questions about me? 77 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:15,463 No, sir, they were not. 78 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,839 Are they friends of yours? 79 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,174 No, no, no. 80 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,425 But I noticed them checking me out in the terminal, 81 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,176 and I thought maybe they were going to try 82 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:23,179 to hustle me for a date later. 83 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:24,430 I'm afraid not. 84 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,975 But maybe you'll see them later on and get yourself a date. 85 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,977 [laughs] No girls for me, pal. 86 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:32,021 No, my social life on land is enough to wear out six guys. 87 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,107 No, this cruise is strictly for a rest-- 88 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:34,816 well deserved rest, I might add. 89 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,318 Yeah, where is my cabin? 90 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:37,694 I'm Lester Irwin. 91 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,612 Ah, yes. 92 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,446 OK, Mr. Irwin, you can get right to resting, 93 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,991 because your cabin is Fiesta 142. 94 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,535 Oh, please, not so loud on my cabin number. 95 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:46,536 Really, I mean, if those girls find out, 96 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,787 there are going to be fingernail scratches 97 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:51,457 all over my cabin door from them trying to claw their way in. 98 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,836 [laughs] [inaudible] I'll dig you later. 99 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,880 Trying to claw their way in? 100 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,633 That guy could leave his door open for the entire cruise 101 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,845 and nothing would happen. 102 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,723 OK, your cabin is right up the stairs and to the left. 103 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,182 Dr. Bricker? 104 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,726 If I'm a good girl on the cruise, can I have a lollipop? 105 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:10,476 Missy! 106 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,562 Oh! 107 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,063 How is my very first patient? 108 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,274 You did a great job, doc. 109 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:18,901 I never got the chicken pox again. 110 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,362 Jack, it's so great to see you, too. 111 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,906 Yeah, I'm really looking forward to this cruise. 112 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:24,657 Oh, we're going to have a lot of fun. 113 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,659 Especially me. 114 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,119 I'm going to have an affair. 115 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:32,081 [laughs] She always had that great sense of humor. 116 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,041 I wish she were kidding. 117 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,756 Ah, let me guess-- newlyweds, right? 118 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,424 Huh? 119 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,508 OK, how about a picture? 120 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,720 Let's get one of you guys kissing on this one. 121 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:46,679 Beauty. Right there. 122 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:47,972 OK, one more. 123 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,557 Now, make it look like you love each other, OK? 124 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:53,394 You can always tell the newlyweds. 125 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,192 You OK? 126 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,860 Oh, I'm fine, fine. 127 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,073 Well, maybe medium-fine. 128 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:12,080 How about just this side of absolutely rotten? 129 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,956 Judy, what's wrong? 130 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,249 Oh, it's nothing. 131 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:19,504 It's just that today is my wedding anniversary. 132 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:22,006 Or it would be if I was still married. 133 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:22,965 All right. 134 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,051 I guess that is a little rough, isn't it? 135 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,511 Yeah. 136 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,138 Do you know I still find myself twisting a wedding 137 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,973 band that isn't there? 138 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,102 Look, I can have someone relieve you for a while. 139 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,103 No, no, no, no, no. 140 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,270 I need to keep on working. 141 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,772 It's harder to feel sorry for myself. 142 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:38,689 You sure? 143 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,234 Yeah. 144 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,693 Let me know if you need a shoulder to lean on. 145 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,668 Oh, excuse me, can you tell me if I'm 146 00:06:58,751 --> 00:06:59,836 headed in the right direction? 147 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,297 Well you will be if you turn around and head that way. 148 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,674 Oh, thanks. 149 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:08,010 I'm Mike Morel, whichever direction I'm going in. 150 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,095 Welcome aboard. 151 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:09,762 I'm Judy McCoy, the cruise director. 152 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,472 Oh. 153 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,057 Is that Miss or Mrs.? 154 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,684 [laughs] 155 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,476 Excuse me. 156 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,024 [ship horn blasting] 157 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,987 [music playing] 158 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,738 Carol. 159 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,865 Oh hi, Ellen. 160 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:13,367 I'd like to apologize for what I said about your husband 161 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,577 when we were boarding. 162 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,747 It's not your fault. Marvin wasn't exactly Mr. Manners. 163 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,874 Sit down. 164 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:20,917 We've got a lot to talk about since college. 165 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,752 True. 166 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,629 What's been happening since then? 167 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:28,007 You were the one everybody expected to be the first woman 168 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,050 president of the United States. 169 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:32,136 Well, I got married instead. 170 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,388 And I'm not even vice president of that. 171 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:35,806 I think the highest rank I've reached 172 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:40,186 is secretary of the interior, the interior of a living room, 173 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:43,606 of a kitchen, and three bedrooms. 174 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,274 Hello, dear. 175 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,026 What do you say? 176 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,653 Ellen just said that she's sorry you two 177 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,029 got off to such a bad start. 178 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:53,866 Apology accepted. 179 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:54,659 May I? 180 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:03,960 Amazing how some people are deceived by advertising. 181 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,169 I beg your pardon? 182 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,463 Just because this lotion is put out by a famous name, 183 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:07,797 people buy it. 184 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,632 Marvin. 185 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,300 I checked out this lotion on my show. 186 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:15,304 In a comparison of 10 lotions, this one came in ninth. 187 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,641 At least you didn't buy the one that came in 10th. 188 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,143 Why are some people such suckers for advertising? 189 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,313 Should we get some drinks? 190 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,857 Well, if you don't mind, this sucker 191 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,234 will get a drink by herself. 192 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,156 What'd I say? 193 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:44,667 OK, you two, we've got some talking to do. 194 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,670 Now what is this nonsense you told me about. 195 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,922 You're planning to have an affair, 196 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,882 and you're going along with it? 197 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,342 You want to tell him? 198 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,678 It all started with my high school class reunion. 199 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,263 Missy couldn't make it that weekend. 200 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,764 - Oh, boy. - No. 201 00:09:58,848 --> 00:09:59,682 Oh, girl. 202 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,350 The reunion was a complete disaster. 203 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,019 All the men were losing their hair, and the women, 204 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,228 their figures. 205 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,855 It was such a downer, I got smashed, and-- 206 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,275 And woke up the next morning with our old cheerleader, 207 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,526 Wanda Dubrow. 208 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:11,193 Hm. 209 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,069 How'd you find out? 210 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,573 Jack told me. 211 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,283 That's one of the big problems with our marriage. 212 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,784 We always tell each other the truth. 213 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,871 And now you're going to have an affair to get even? 214 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,873 Oh, no. 215 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:27,209 I'm having this affair to save our marriage. 216 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,586 I'm lost. 217 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,796 Well most women never really forgive their husbands 218 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,214 for having affairs. 219 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,051 They spend the rest of their lives using it as a weapon, 220 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,179 and feeling morally superior. 221 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,639 I love you too much for that. 222 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,141 I want to be as rotten as you were. 223 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,277 He could make me feel rotten. 224 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,820 I don't want you to feel that rotten. 225 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,782 Whatever happened to the little girl with chicken pox? 226 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,121 PHOTOGRAPHER: Beauty. 227 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:04,997 Thank you very much. 228 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:05,915 Have a good day. 229 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,708 Hey, ace. 230 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,459 Ciao! 231 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:09,752 Hey, Lester, I thought you were 232 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,796 going to stay in your cabin and hide out from the ladies. 233 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:12,588 They found me. 234 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,339 Yeah. 235 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:14,465 Chick got a key, let herself in. 236 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,008 She wasn't carrying towels and wearing 237 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,344 a maid's uniform, was she? 238 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,261 It was a disguise. 239 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,304 Oh 240 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,389 Yeah, oh, that's nothing though. 241 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,015 I think I've rested enough, though, and, uh-- 242 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,897 watch this. 243 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:30,231 Heh heh. 244 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,191 Ciao. 245 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,276 Ciao. 246 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,444 Do you girls live around here? 247 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,203 What happened, Lester? 248 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,704 I think they're going to slip into something 249 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,831 a little more comfortable. 250 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:50,167 Oh yeah, those bikinis can be real uncomfortable. 251 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,001 See you around. 252 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:51,794 OK. 253 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,304 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Good morning, passengers. 254 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,390 If you take a quick look off the starboard bow, 255 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:07,351 you'll see a school of playful porpoises putting on a show. 256 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,730 Hi. 257 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,650 Remember me, the hysterical cruise director? 258 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,820 I'm afraid to say yes or no. 259 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,782 I really want to apologize for that ridiculous behavior. 260 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,285 It was a personal thing. 261 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:27,872 [laughs] Not about you-- it's somebody else. 262 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,875 Listen, Judy, you don't have to say another word. 263 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:34,920 I have a sister who cries at card tricks. 264 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,590 Well, thanks for understanding. 265 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,341 Anyway, I want to make it up to you. 266 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,010 Really, it's not necessary. 267 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,053 No, I insist. 268 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,181 That is, if you would care to have dinner with me 269 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,557 at the captain's table tonight. 270 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,685 No tears, just good conversation. 271 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:53,105 The good conversation already started 272 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,148 when you invited me to dinner. 273 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,198 Hey Goph. 274 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,034 Isaac, you see that guy over there with Judy? 275 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,869 Yeah. 276 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,537 You know him? 277 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,372 I served him a drink. 278 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,584 His name's Mike Morel. 279 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,462 I'm sure I've seen that guy before someplace. 280 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,714 Well, maybe this isn't his first cruise. 281 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,591 No, it wasn't on a cruise. 282 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,842 And his name wasn't Mike Morel. 283 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:33,687 MAN [OVER PA]: [speaking italian] Join u 284 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,814 for the romance of Venice, the splendor of Rome, 285 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,275 and the zesty cuisine of Italy as our primo 286 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,236 chef presents Italian night. 287 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,612 Bon appetito! 288 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,665 CAROL: Ellen! 289 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,333 Will you join us for dinner? 290 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:54,792 Well I-- 291 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,710 CAROL: Please? 292 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,964 Thank you. 293 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,591 I understand the food on this ship is excellent. 294 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,093 Well, we'll see, won't we? 295 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,595 It's all a matter of quality control. 296 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,431 Do you ever forget your work, Marvin? 297 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,474 No, I don't. 298 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,600 I feel obligated to fight for consumer rights 299 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,602 wherever I find a problem. 300 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,399 Right here, for instance. 301 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,733 Marvin, what are you doing? 302 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,278 It's not as though I took it off her foot, my dear. 303 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,279 She slipped it off herself. 304 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:23,737 It must be killing her. 305 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:24,280 Do you mind? 306 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,282 Hm. 307 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,117 And I can see why-- broken stitches inside, very 308 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:28,867 shoddy workmanship. 309 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,286 You should file a complaint. 310 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,205 I intend to, right now. 311 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,957 Marvin, give her back her shoe. 312 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:35,958 Amazing. 313 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,793 I bet these shoes won't last another month. 314 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:37,918 Give me that. 315 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,633 I'm so surprised. 316 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,427 I was right again. 317 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,886 But they do go nicely with your dress! 318 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,015 They do. 319 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:07,281 Lester, well, I'm surprised to see you dining alone. 320 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,993 No, hey, I hate to you how many invites I turned down. 321 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,162 At least when I eat alone I know I'll have good company. 322 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,790 [laughs] 323 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,625 So far you've turned down every guy I've picked 324 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,835 out to have my affair with. 325 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,962 That's because you only pick out the handsome ones. 326 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,339 You said you weren't going to enjoy it. 327 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:27,468 OK, OK. 328 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,302 How about that one? 329 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,015 The one sitting or standing? 330 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,267 I guess it'll have to be the one sitting. 331 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,193 Hi, I'm Missy. 332 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:44,985 I'm Lester. 333 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:45,944 I'm Ace. 334 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:46,654 Lester, why don't you join me later 335 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,114 in the lounge for a drink? 336 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,032 Me? 337 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,283 Yeah, OK yeah, sure cutie. 338 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,201 Great. 339 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:52,993 Bye. 340 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,083 I thought I was going to have the night off. 341 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:03,003 Well, I'll tell you, you get a good night's rest, 342 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,630 because tomorrow might be your day. 343 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,724 MIKE MOREL: Judy, how can you keep such a gorgeous figure 344 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,434 eating like this every night? 345 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,353 You guys live right. 346 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,688 Nice to see you smiling again. 347 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:24,191 It's nice to be smiling again. 348 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,235 Judy, I love your dress. 349 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:26,944 I'll second that. 350 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,239 So Mr. Morel, what do you do? 351 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,448 I beg your pardon? 352 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,742 What kind of business are you in? 353 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,035 I'm in sporting goods. 354 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,161 Sporting goods! 355 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,955 I bet that's a good business. 356 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,873 Yeah, I bet you there's a lot of money in that. 357 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,334 I got a cousin that just spent $450 bucks 358 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,919 on a pair of Hellstrom skis. 359 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:44,378 Are they worth that? 360 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,422 Absolutely. 361 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,049 Hellstrom makes some of the best skis in the world. 362 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,009 Oh Captain, before I forget, when we get to Puerto Vallarta 363 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,887 I want to make sure I get to go parasailing. 364 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,180 Well, I'm sure I can find somebody 365 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,348 who'll make the arrangement. 366 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,818 [music playing] 367 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,537 Thank you. 368 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,329 Cheers. 369 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,460 Ellen, I'm so glad that you've joined us for drinks. 370 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:28,130 Yes, and I'm sorry about that incident in the dining room. 371 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,715 Apology accepted. 372 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,551 But you know, you're not alone in the world. 373 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,928 My wife is exactly like you-- a sheep waiting 374 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,139 to be shorn of her money. 375 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,891 But she's cute as a lamb. 376 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:42,394 Well, Carol is more than cute. 377 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,814 She always struck me as pretty sharp back in college. 378 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,523 Oh, Ellen. 379 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,776 I mean it. 380 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,778 I always thought you would make a terrific career woman. 381 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,410 Ellen, I am just a housewife. 382 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,996 Well, I used to be just a housewife myself. 383 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,749 But now I make Mrs. Brown's brownies. 384 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,126 - Really? - No kidding! 385 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:06,835 They're my favorite. 386 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,253 Great quality, delicious! 387 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,171 Marvin adores them. 388 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,340 So you work for Mrs. Brown's brownies. 389 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,091 No. 390 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:17,096 I am Mrs. Brown's brownies. 391 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,514 You're kidding. 392 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,641 I started the company on a shoestring, 393 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:21,850 and it has grown so quickly, it's 394 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,603 almost more than I can handle. 395 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,105 Oh! 396 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,357 Ellen, I am so proud of you. 397 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:33,070 Carol, I always operate on gut reaction and impulse. 398 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,490 How would you like to work for me? 399 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,367 Oh, Ellen. 400 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,369 Well, I'm so flattered. 401 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,203 Maybe I-- 402 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,538 Sorry to disappoint you, but Carol 403 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,831 already has one of the most important jobs in the world. 404 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,750 She's Mrs. Marvin Cooperman. 405 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,518 Jack, Missy's done some crazy things, but this is too much. 406 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:04,893 You've got to stop her. 407 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,478 I can't. 408 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,145 She's really convinced this is the only way 409 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,106 we can solve our problem. 410 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:09,565 Oh, that's ridiculous. 411 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,233 No. 412 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,901 She's got a right to hurt me. 413 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,736 I hurt her. 414 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,699 That turkey dancing with her-- he's the one I want to hurt. 415 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,701 Is that guy up there your boyfriend? 416 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,912 Boyfriend? 417 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,581 No. 418 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:30,252 Well, I wonder why he keeps looking at us like that? 419 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,753 I don't know. 420 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,591 But why don't we go someplace where he can't look at us? 421 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,176 Some place like your cabin? 422 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,929 My cabin? 423 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:41,805 OK. 424 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:42,764 All right, sweetheart. 425 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,307 All your dreams are about to come true. 426 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,481 Hey doc, when does the captain drop anchor? 427 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,734 Oh, not till we get to Puerto Vallarta. 428 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:57,070 When he does, that guy's going to be attached to it. 429 00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,741 Ah, no pictures, kid. 430 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,576 Dad? 431 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,119 Do you think Judy and Mike are getting 432 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,120 serious about each other? 433 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:08,874 Well, they seemed quite serious at dinner. 434 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,376 Well, it looks like they've gone way past dinner. 435 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,677 Do you always vacation by yourself? 436 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:24,306 I'm not by myself now. 437 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,974 And you've never been married. 438 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,476 Nope. 439 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,685 Not even close? 440 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:29,478 Nope. 441 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,649 Hm. 442 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,318 You certainly don't talk about yourself. 443 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,403 Nope. 444 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,406 Besides, you're much more interesting than I am. 445 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,492 After all, a warm and lovely lady like you 446 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,579 only comes by once every couple hundred years, 447 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,497 according to my watch anyway. 448 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,839 Isaac, I'm telling you, there is something very phony 449 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,008 about that guy Morel. 450 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:00,926 Eh-- 451 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,135 No. 452 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,845 If this guy knew anything at all about sporting goods, 453 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,515 he would know that Hellstrom does not make skis. 454 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:12,020 Well, that's the first thing I learned in my old neighborhood. 455 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,731 Isaac, Hellstrom doesn't make anything. 456 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,565 I made that name up. 457 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:29,413 Welcome to my pad. 458 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,461 Is this going to take very long? 459 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,338 Hey, now, what's your hurry? 460 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,881 Love can't be rushed . 461 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,844 This could be a very special evening. 462 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:55,939 First, a little soft music, then we dim the lights, 463 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,524 next, a little champagne. 464 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,320 I can't. 465 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,655 I don't know you well enough for this. 466 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:03,989 Huh? 467 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,490 Oh no. 468 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,658 No, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute! 469 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,909 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 470 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:08,827 No! 471 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,411 We can skip the champagne! 472 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,170 Judy, I hope this doesn't sound stupid 473 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,589 coming from your most ardent admirer, 474 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:25,969 but I am really sorry your marriage didn't work out. 475 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:26,887 That makes three of us-- 476 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,431 you, me, and my mother. 477 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,266 I'm serious. 478 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,435 You deserve the best. 479 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,898 Well, I kind of feel I'm doing pretty OK right now. 480 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,452 Oh. 481 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:54,790 I'd better be running along. 482 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:58,293 So early? 483 00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,962 We dock in Puerto Vallarta tomorrow. 484 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,341 I still haven't organized the shore excursions thanks to you. 485 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:12,099 On a more serious note, thanks to you. 486 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,645 Bye. 487 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,437 Bye. 488 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,995 You know, Carol, I find your friend Ellen very annoying. 489 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,249 Remember, she's the one who makes your favorite brownies. 490 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:38,959 Her brownies are perfection. 491 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:39,709 Her attitude is not. 492 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,003 Why? 493 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,839 Just because she offered me an interesting, challenging job? 494 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,675 Of course not. 495 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,385 Besides, there's no way you're going to take it. 496 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,720 Well, Marvin, I've been thinking. 497 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:55,016 I really would like to have some kind of career. 498 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,184 Not and be my wife. 499 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,687 Carol, as you know, I believe there should only be 500 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,939 one wage earner per household. 501 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,524 I agree completely. 502 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,733 Good. 503 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,486 So you can be the one wage earner in your household, 504 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:10,657 and I can be the one wage earner in my household. 505 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,623 Once you get inside, just keep your eyes open, you know. 506 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,876 Gopher, I'm just delivering a beer to Mr. Morel, OK? 507 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,794 Right. 508 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,212 A perfect way to check out his stateroom, 509 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,548 to find something that proves he is not who he says he is. 510 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,382 Do you mind? 511 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,932 Oh Isaac, thanks. 512 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:36,808 Mr. Morel. 513 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,062 OK, here you go, Mr. Morel. 514 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,397 I'll just open this for you, all right? 515 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,232 Oh jeez, I'm sorry. 516 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,901 Let me clean this up for you. All right? 517 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:46,902 It's all right. - All right! 518 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:47,736 Listen, that's all right. 519 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,445 I'll take care of that. 520 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,071 Here, you take this here. 521 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,239 Well, I'll get you another beer then. 522 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,699 No, it's no problem. 523 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,075 It's no problem at all to just-- 524 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,785 Really, it's no problem at all. 525 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,629 Find out anything? 526 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:06,338 Mm! 527 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:09,382 I don't know. 528 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,719 Of course, for such a cool guy, he did lose his cool 529 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:13,220 when I spilled a little beer. 530 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,930 Aha. You see? 531 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,097 Yeah. 532 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,265 Like maybe he had something to hide, hm? 533 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,275 [music playing] 534 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,402 MAN [OVER PA]: Good morning, passengers. 535 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,404 We are now serving our delicious breakfast 536 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,281 buffet on the Starlight Deck. 537 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:44,668 Look, honey, why don't we forget about my wild night 538 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:48,630 of passion and your evening out with that turkey 539 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,967 and just go back to the way things were? 540 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,385 That's exactly what I want to do. 541 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:58,974 I'll get us a table. 542 00:25:59,057 --> 00:25:59,766 OK. 543 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,271 I bet he was relieved when you told him 544 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,648 nothing happened last night. 545 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:07,857 He sure was. 546 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:08,817 Great. 547 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,277 Now it's back to lovebird time. 548 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:31,298 [laughs] I've got a confession to make. 549 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:34,843 The only reason I agreed to that crazy scheme of yours 550 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,512 is because I knew you wouldn't be able to go through with it. 551 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,433 Excuse me. 552 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:42,559 Where you going? 553 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,311 To find another turkey. 554 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,563 And this time it might not be your Thanksgiving. 555 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:46,896 Miss-- Missy! 556 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:47,647 Miss-- 557 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:59,075 This is the storyboard for our new TV campaign. 558 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,327 It's good. 559 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,453 Except-- 560 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,287 Except what? 561 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:02,871 Well-- 562 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,415 What would you change? 563 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,126 Everybody uses grandmothers to push their products. 564 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:11,755 Why don't we use a couple of angels, and one of them 565 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:18,386 says, "They're better than homemade, they're heavenly." 566 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,055 Carol, it's wonderful. 567 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,014 Yeah? 568 00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,057 I like it. 569 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,225 And then we can maybe come up here-- 570 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,352 Carol? 571 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:28,063 I've decided to give you one more chance. 572 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,065 One more chance to do what, Marvin? 573 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,817 One more chance to forget about this job, Carol. 574 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,569 One more chance to come to your senses. 575 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:41,326 Well, thank you, Marvin, but if you'll excuse me, 576 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,912 I have to get back to my work. 577 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,164 I don't think you heard me, Carol. 578 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:48,792 This is your last chance, OK? 579 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,668 The last chance. 580 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:51,753 She heard you. 581 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:03,223 [laughs] 582 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:05,266 Don't worry, Carol. 583 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,394 He may be angry now, but he will get used 584 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,438 to the idea of your working. 585 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,773 Yeah. 586 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:16,820 Maybe he'll come around when he realizes the fringe benefits-- 587 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:19,322 all the free brownies he can eat? 588 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:23,284 [laughs] Well, he may love to eat brownies, but I'll bet 589 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:23,701 he hates to eat crow. 590 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:30,250 - Good morning. - Hi. 591 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,168 Morning. 592 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,670 Say, you're not into shuffle board by any chance? 593 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:34,003 Judy needs another player. 594 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,839 Sorry. 595 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:37,298 Maybe a little later, like 15, 20 years? 596 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:41,803 Yeah, that's what I told her. 597 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,221 You're both very funny. 598 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,766 Isaac! 599 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,269 Isaac, I'm telling you we've got to warn Judy right now. 600 00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:50,395 What? 601 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:52,230 That Morel is a nervous tipper and doesn't 602 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:52,981 know anything about skis? 603 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,986 What about that tour of Puerto Vallarta. 604 00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:58,778 Are we on? 605 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,071 All arranged. 606 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,531 Just the two of us? 607 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,533 I'm afraid so. 608 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,952 I tried my darndest, but I couldn't find anybody 609 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,955 else who wanted to tag along. 610 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,165 I have to go to work. - Oh. 611 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:10,957 See you later. 612 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,082 OK. 613 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,007 Judy! 614 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,842 Judy, we got to talk. 615 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:21,301 Ah, guys, I'm really pressed-- 616 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,011 OK, real quick. 617 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:23,803 Real quick. 618 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:24,846 Your friend Morel-- 619 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,182 Gopher doesn't think he is who he says he is. 620 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,266 Oh? 621 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,559 OK, one, I have seen this guy before. 622 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,603 I don't know where I've seen him before, but I'll tell you this, 623 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:32,854 it's got nothing to do with fun and games. 624 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:35,690 Two, this guy knows zip about sporting goods. 625 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:39,152 Three, I like you dearly, fellas, but this time 626 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:40,361 you are way out of line. 627 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,698 Judy, you don't believe him? 628 00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:46,409 Us? 629 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,245 Whatever it is you're insinuating about Mike, 630 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:52,624 well, my female instincts tell me you are both wrong. 631 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:57,170 Female instincts. 632 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:59,923 How come nobody ever says anything about male instincts? 633 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:09,891 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Buenos dias, ladies 634 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:14,395 and gentlemen, and welcome to gorgeous Puerto Vallarta. 635 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,524 From the mariachis on Mismaloya Beach to the vendors 636 00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:19,567 on the quaint cobblestone streets, 637 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,946 you'll enjoy the charm and flavor of old Mexico. 638 00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,907 I hope you enjoy it as much as I know I'm going to. 639 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:26,699 Bien tiempo. 640 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:37,585 Hey, Lester. 641 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,963 Hey, what's shaking, Ace? 642 00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:41,422 Oh, not much. 643 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,924 How'd your date go last night? 644 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:45,426 [laughs] Oh, like they always do. 645 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,762 You going to see her again? 646 00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:49,013 I don't know. 647 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,807 No, it might not be fair to the other girls on the ship. 648 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:53,101 You know, I'm thinking maybe I should spread 649 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,227 myself around a little bit. 650 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:56,479 Oh yeah. 651 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,272 Lester. 652 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:03,528 Can I see you again tonight? 653 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:04,153 I don't know. 654 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,739 Please? 655 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:07,657 It's important to me. 656 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,284 OK, OK, just don't grovel. 657 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,952 Thank you. 658 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,288 I'll come my your cabin. 659 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,832 Yeah, well now, if I'm asleep, just make yourself comfortable 660 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:16,624 till I wake up. 661 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,463 I don't know what you've got, pal. 662 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:25,049 Stick around kid-- 663 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,259 might be contagious. 664 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,642 Marvin, I'm going up on deck to meet Ellen. 665 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,518 I'll see you later. 666 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,478 Carol, you look just beautiful today. 667 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,106 Thank you, Marvin. 668 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:42,275 That's two days I've looked beautiful. 669 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:45,987 The last day you told me that was 10 years ago. 670 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,947 Carol, that is unfair. 671 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,490 I may be a demonstrative man, but you 672 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:52,368 know that I have loved you throughout our entire marriage. 673 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:53,661 I guess you have. 674 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,956 It's just that you've saved all your emotion for discovering 675 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,000 pits in pitless prunes. 676 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,501 That's my job. 677 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,003 I know it is. 678 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:05,506 And now, I'm going up to talk to Ellen about my job. 679 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,343 Carol, before you get involved with her company, 680 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,928 let me just read you part of the script for my next show. 681 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,765 The only ingredient in Mrs. Brown's brownies 682 00:32:13,848 --> 00:32:15,224 that is worth the outrageous price 683 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:18,770 is the red ribbon that is used to fancy up the box. 684 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:21,773 My tests show that it is 100% genuine ribbon. 685 00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:24,192 Everything else in Mrs. Brown's brownies is the cheapest. 686 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,531 I told Ellen you were critical, but honest. 687 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,908 You know what, Marvin? 688 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:34,369 You have become one of the products 689 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,663 that you are always warning people against. 690 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,544 MAN [OVER PA]: All visitors to shore please. 691 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,588 We sail in 15 minutes. 692 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:52,762 I had a wonderful time, a marvelous time. 693 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:54,972 But you should have a good time. 694 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,599 You're the social director. 695 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,476 Well, I've been more social this afternoon than I 696 00:32:58,559 --> 00:32:59,936 have in a long, long time. 697 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,562 Can I meet you somewhere later? 698 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,563 Anywhere. 699 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:03,648 Let's make it everywhere! 700 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:08,069 [laughs] 701 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,654 Judy? 702 00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:10,405 Yeah. 703 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:11,155 Hi. 704 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,448 Hi. 705 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:16,244 Take a look at that. 706 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:18,830 I told you I recognized your friend. 707 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:21,541 See, Mike Morel is actually Sam Paris. 708 00:33:21,624 --> 00:33:23,918 He's the biggest crime boss on the west coast. 709 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,878 But it can't be Mike. 710 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:26,754 Picture doesn't lie, Judy. 711 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:29,966 But it says Sam Paris is in jail. 712 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:32,468 But he could have posted bail and skipped 713 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:33,678 town under an assumed name. 714 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,600 I think we'd better tell the captain about this, don't you? 715 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,102 Yeah. 716 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:42,979 OK, well, why don't you get changed, and I'll go get Isaac, 717 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:43,104 and we'll go see the captain. 718 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:50,194 I'm sorry about this, Judy. 719 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:51,529 Not any sorrier than I am. 720 00:33:58,327 --> 00:33:59,954 CAPTAIN STUBING [OVER PA]: Ladies and gentlemen, 721 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:01,956 we are now leaving Puerto Vallarta for our home 722 00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:04,083 port of San Pedro, California. 723 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,127 But you can still enjoy a glorious evening 724 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,756 of our famous Pacific Princess wining and dining and dancing. 725 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:17,972 Carol! 726 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:23,352 I made the changes you suggested-- 727 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,353 pure genius. 728 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,314 Thanks. 729 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,149 I'm glad you liked the idea, because I'm 730 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,484 afraid it was my last one. 731 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,611 What? 732 00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:35,072 Well, at first, going to work sounded like fun. 733 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:40,828 But I think I enjoy my life the way it is. 734 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,414 How can you enjoy living with a consumer advocate 735 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,375 husband who knows everything? 736 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:50,630 The only thing he doesn't know is how poorly packaged he is. 737 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,673 Marvin's all right. 738 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,845 Something's happened. 739 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,014 What? 740 00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:03,643 Well, I guess I should have told you this earlier. 741 00:35:03,726 --> 00:35:06,395 Marvin read me the script for his next show. 742 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:10,107 If I take this job, he will tear your brownies apart on the air. 743 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:17,406 Well, that certainly would hurt sales. 744 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:18,366 Yeah. 745 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:21,244 We can't let him roll over both of us. 746 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:23,496 No. 747 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:24,622 I still want you to take the job. 748 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,793 All right, Ellen. 749 00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:31,504 If you're willing to go through this, so am I. 750 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:32,630 Great. 751 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:33,881 And if Marvin doesn't like it, I'll 752 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,300 just tell him that's the way the brownie crumbles. 753 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:46,060 That's right. 754 00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:46,853 Sam Paris. 755 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,649 I see. 756 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:55,987 Well, thank you for the information, Lieutenant. 757 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:56,988 Well? 758 00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:59,740 Gopher and Isaac were right. 759 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,577 He jumped bail three days ago. 760 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,746 Just in time to get on the ship. 761 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,331 Well, maybe Mike can explain all this. 762 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,917 Judy, he is not Mike. 763 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,085 He is Sam Paris. 764 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:13,796 And Sam Paris doesn't explain things 765 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,255 to people, he kills them. 766 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:26,058 [music playing] 767 00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:32,023 What a dummy I was, joking about my stupid affair, 768 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:32,899 and then kidding Missy because she couldn't go through 769 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,358 with her affair with Lester. 770 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,986 Try to calm down, Jack, you're wearing out the deck. 771 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:38,905 But doc, right now he's probably 772 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:39,739 getting ready to make his big move, 773 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:42,450 plying her with champagne. 774 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:43,784 Relax. 775 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,287 There's many a slip between the cup and the hip-- 776 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:46,954 and the lip. 777 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,373 I mean the lip, and the lip. 778 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:53,419 [gargling] 779 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:01,552 Sleeping beauty, here comes your prince. 780 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:14,774 There she is, 100 years she's been waiting for his kiss. 781 00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:16,734 The prince puckers up-- 782 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:20,738 Sleeping Beauty puckers up. 783 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:25,159 I can't do it! 784 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:25,660 I'm married! 785 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:26,869 What? 786 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:28,788 Prince didn't quite get that. 787 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:35,044 I said I'm married. 788 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:39,340 My husband had an affair, and so I was going to have one, too. 789 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:43,844 You've been using me as a sex object? 790 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,847 I'll kill him! 791 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:47,515 Jack, wait! 792 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:48,849 We weren't doing anything! 793 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,268 Right. 794 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,269 You were in bed together and you weren't doing anything. 795 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:53,062 I'll strangle him! 796 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,188 LESTER: No, stop. No, no, no. 797 00:37:54,271 --> 00:37:55,022 Stop. Stop, please! 798 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,190 Just give me a minute to explain. 799 00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:56,899 JACK: All right. 800 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,694 You've got one minute. 801 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:02,613 Now, you're wife, no, we, no, nothing did-- 802 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:05,825 not tonight, not last night. 803 00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:07,702 He's right, Jack. 804 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,954 I tried, but I just couldn't go through with it. 805 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:11,747 I guess I love you too much. 806 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,709 I love you, too. 807 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:15,584 I'm sorry I hurt you. 808 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,211 Well, I'm glad you didn't hurt me. 809 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:35,980 It's been very interesting talking to you, Mr. Cooperman. 810 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:37,982 I'm sorry to take up so much of your time, Captain. 811 00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:39,900 I guess I just wanted to talk man to man 812 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,736 with someone about my problem. 813 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,738 And for that, I thank you. 814 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,490 Mr. Cooperman? 815 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,909 I'm just one man. 816 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:52,496 Perhaps you should present your findings to the people. 817 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,581 How? 818 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:57,543 Well, you're a consumer advocate, a man who prides 819 00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:01,005 himself on dealing with products in a direct and truthful 820 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:01,630 manner, right? 821 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,674 Well, yes. 822 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:06,427 Then let me offer you a platform. 823 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:08,554 I can make the Acapulco Lounge available to you, 824 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:11,265 and you can present your case there. 825 00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:12,058 I accept. 826 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,110 OK. You're sure you'll be all right? 827 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,695 We'll take turns standing outside your cabin. 828 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:25,654 We'll stand right here. 829 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:25,988 We'll be right here with you all night. 830 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,615 Fellas! 831 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:30,576 Fellas, fellas, you're sweet, but I'll be OK. 832 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,286 OK. 833 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:32,995 All right. 834 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,997 Whatever you say. 835 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,124 You'll be careful? 836 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:37,792 Careful. 837 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,210 - Promise? - Promise. 838 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:40,002 OK, fine. 839 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,637 I looked all over the ship for you. 840 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,304 I figured this is one place you'd have 841 00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,765 to come to sooner or later. 842 00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:53,849 Oh, Mike. 843 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,351 I'd love to stay and talk to you, 844 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:58,771 but I just remembered I left my purse in the lounge. 845 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:01,065 Judy! 846 00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:01,941 Stop! 847 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,984 Judy! 848 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:04,777 Judy, wait! 849 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,569 Judy! 850 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,968 [music playing] 851 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,285 Excuse me. 852 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:55,703 [applause] 853 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,208 Ladies and gentlemen? 854 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,918 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce 855 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:06,630 a famous television personality who's been sailing with us. 856 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,716 He's standing right over there. 857 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:12,136 Marvin Cooperman, the man who tells us-- 858 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:15,472 ALL: Don't get mad, get even! 859 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,308 [applause] 860 00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:23,189 I believe Mr. Cooperman has something 861 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:24,982 he'd like to share with us. 862 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,736 Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't come aboard 863 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,946 to do my show, however, I would like 864 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:33,574 to talk to you about a product that you've come to trust 865 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:36,118 and rely on. 866 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:39,788 And that trust has been betrayed. 867 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:40,956 Marvin, please. 868 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,667 And I'm afraid that defective product is-- 869 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,461 me. 870 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:54,595 I just want you people to know that this lady, my lovely wife, 871 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:56,430 is my quality control. 872 00:41:56,513 --> 00:41:59,058 She's pointed out the defects in my design, 873 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:00,726 and showed me where I had to remodel my thinking. 874 00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:04,438 And thanks to her, you're looking at the new and improved 875 00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:05,648 Marvin Cooperman. 876 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:16,283 And I'd also like to announce that my wife is going to work 877 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,577 for our good friend Ellen Brown as the new vice 878 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:19,954 president of the company that makes 879 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,122 the greatest taste delight in the world, Mrs. 880 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,041 Brown's brownies. 881 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:26,085 [applause] 882 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:45,646 Let's have a toast to my two favorite career women, 883 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:49,650 my lovely wife and our good friend Miss Ellen Brown, 884 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:52,027 the most wonderful baker in the world. 885 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,029 May your business be as sweet as your brownies. 886 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,202 Ah. 887 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:01,203 Marvin, what did you pay for this? 888 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,831 They must have seen you coming. 889 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,666 Only a sucker would buy this. 890 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:06,458 You must be kidding. 891 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,710 Well, look at the contents-- 892 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:10,713 50% grape, 50% polyester. 893 00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:14,008 Oh, um-- yeah. 894 00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:17,511 Ha, ha, ha. 895 00:43:17,594 --> 00:43:18,971 Let's not badmouth the ship. 896 00:43:19,054 --> 00:43:19,722 It's been a great cruise. 897 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:42,036 Judy. 898 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:54,506 [screams] What do you want? 899 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:55,758 I know who you are. No! 900 00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:56,550 Don't! 901 00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:02,514 Judy, will you please open your eyes? 902 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:13,692 F B I. You're with the FBI? 903 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:16,570 That's all I've been trying to tell you. 904 00:44:16,653 --> 00:44:18,947 The name is Jeff, Jeff Peterson. 905 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,325 But-but-but you were in that magazine, in the pictures, 906 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:22,076 with the handcuffs. 907 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,078 It was you. 908 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:25,412 Right. 909 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,080 Yeah. 910 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:29,917 Sam Paris, the crime boss. 911 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,418 Oh, for the-- 912 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,921 Judy, no wonder you were so frightened. 913 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:35,672 I was working undercover. 914 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:36,924 The guy in the white suit was me. 915 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,675 The other one was Paris. 916 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:42,096 I was the agent who arrested him. 917 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:46,475 Oh, Mike! 918 00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:47,559 I mean Jeff. 919 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:52,731 OK, Paris, the show's over. 920 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:53,774 Let her go! 921 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,443 I warned you, I have a brown belt in karate! 922 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:57,152 Ha! 923 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:57,569 Right! 924 00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:58,904 Take him! 925 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,072 No, no, no! 926 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,366 Isaac, Gopher, he's with the FBI. 927 00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:04,076 He's the one who arrested Paris. 928 00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:05,828 Right. 929 00:45:05,911 --> 00:45:07,121 Sure. 930 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:09,623 What's he doing on a cruise to Mexico under an assumed name? 931 00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:10,791 Very simple. 932 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:12,584 Apparently there's a contract on my life, 933 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,461 and my superiors thought it would 934 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,339 be better if I was out of town until Paris goes to trial. 935 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:19,133 That's reasonable. 936 00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,009 Nice wallet. 937 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,970 Come on, I'll get the shoe horn. 938 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,972 Shoe horn? 939 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:26,390 Yeah, we're going to need something to pry 940 00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:26,849 your foot out of your mouth. 941 00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,189 Speaking of mouths-- 942 00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:46,785 [music playing] 943 00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:02,301 Now, Missy and Jack, I want you two 944 00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:04,344 to go off and live happily ever after, 945 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,137 and that's doctor's orders. 946 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,681 Goodbye, doc. 947 00:46:07,764 --> 00:46:10,017 Thanks, doc. 948 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,311 Bye. 949 00:46:12,394 --> 00:46:13,729 Yeah, all right. 950 00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:15,272 Well, goodbye, Lester. 951 00:46:15,355 --> 00:46:17,649 Listen, I'll put your picture in the ship's brochure to attract 952 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:18,650 the women passengers. 953 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:19,693 Not a good idea. 954 00:46:19,776 --> 00:46:22,029 You'll wind up having to get a bigger ship. 955 00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:23,697 My Prince. 956 00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:26,366 Any time. 957 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:26,867 No I'm kidding. 958 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,369 I'm just kidding. 959 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:30,120 MISSY: Bye. 960 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:31,038 Bye bye. 961 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,664 Tough being a sex symbol. 962 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,166 She didn't even look at you. 963 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,715 Please thank your boss for offering me the lounge 964 00:46:41,798 --> 00:46:43,258 to talk about my product. 965 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,593 Oh, well, thank you. 966 00:46:44,676 --> 00:46:46,553 All the passengers loved it, especially the part 967 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,721 where you kissed Mrs. Cooperman. 968 00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:49,056 That was my favorite part. 969 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:53,310 My favorite part was getting a new partner and an endorsement 970 00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:56,480 from one of the country's leading consumer advocates. 971 00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:58,899 The leading consumer advocate. 972 00:46:58,982 --> 00:46:59,691 It's humor. 973 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,905 Jeff, I trust the call from Washington was good news? 974 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:05,864 Yes, thanks. 975 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,533 The San Diego office picked up Sam 976 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,910 Paris trying to make it into Mexico under an assumed name. 977 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:11,119 Ah. 978 00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:12,454 Where have I heard that before? 979 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:15,207 Uh, from me, I think. 980 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:18,043 From you, we know. 981 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,420 They say a sailor has a girl in every port. 982 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,673 How about you girls? 983 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:23,507 Not me. 984 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:26,426 At least no boys in this port. 985 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,263 Then I can see you again? 986 00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:29,888 That would be lovely. 987 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:34,726 Goodbye, Captain. 988 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:35,561 Goodbye, Jeff. 989 00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:37,020 Gopher, Captain, Isaac, so long. 990 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:52,452 [theme music] 67958

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