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There we are!
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You know who she is?
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Your grandma would.
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That's Violet Meredith,
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Just the sweetest
little thing I ever saw.
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Hmm.
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When talkies came in,
she just disappeared.
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I never saw her again.
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Now, hold on. Here,
here comes the best part.
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The construction scene.
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Yeah, boy. Come on.
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Now, watch, watch what's
coming, watch. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's some stunt, huh?
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Oh! Aw...
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Look at that.
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Oh...
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I'm impressed, pinky.
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You and Karl banky really
pioneered special effects.
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Oh, yeah, well...
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That Karl, he... he...
he could rig anything.
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You know, he was
from a legit theater.
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Oh, a matinee idol.
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Oh, all the girls, they
just went gaga over him.
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Then, along came Rudy Valentino,
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and, well, poor Karl, he
was just box office poison.
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So, he went into,
uh, special effects,
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And... and directing,
and producing.
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Oh, he was some kind of genius.
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But he was also a screwball.
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So, where did you
get these prints?
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Oh, well I, uh, I've been kind of
strapped, financially, you know?
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And uh, i... I was thinking
of maybe selling the house,
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and so I, I was up in the attic
cleaning, and... and I found them
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in this old prop
studio suitcase.
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I didn't even
know I still had it.
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You know, if that Phoenix
foundation that you say is so good,
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if they can work all
their special magic
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restoring these, uh,
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I won't have to sell this house.
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It's all I have left.
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Well...
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You sure they'll be safe?
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Yeah.
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Karl banky, he burned my
negatives two months before he died.
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You know, pinky,
I read that file.
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It never proved
that Karl did it.
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Well, there's some
things you just know.
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Old Karl, he hated me so
much he could've killed me,
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but he knew burning my
films would hurt me more.
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See, that's something I don't
understand. You guys were partners.
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Why did he hate you?
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Violet.
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Violet.
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We were both head
over heels over her.
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Like I said, she disappeared.
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Violet, the pictures,
Karl. All gone.
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I thought all those years
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that my movies were
gonna last forever.
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I was there, with
Keaton, chaplin, Lloyd.
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Now, all these people
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Will see my three best
movies, never seen before!
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I'll make 'em laugh.
I'll make 'em cry.
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Oh, when you're as old as I am,
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You'll realize how grateful an
old guy like me can be for that, oh...
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Take care of 'em.
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You know I will, pink.
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I just, I just can't believe it.
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It's like I've gotten my
whole life back again.
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Well now you can
kiss it goodbye.
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Well, look at that!
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Now we've got burglars
from central casting.
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Put the suitcase down!
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You heard him!
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I know that voice.
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I know that voice!
It's Karl banky!
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I know it can't be, but it is.
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Shut up!
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Lie down on the
floor, both of you!
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Do what he says, pinky.
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No! He's got my movies!
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I'm not gonna lie down and
take that from some dead man.
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You never could take
direction, could you?
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If you try to follow
us, you're both history.
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In your case, pinky,
ancient history!
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Yeah!
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Go.
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Zirconium charges,
set off by remote control.
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Wait. I know this box!
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Karl and I made it. It's the
first radio detonator ever used.
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That explains the bullet holes.
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Yeah, how'd those guys get it?
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Well, look. Two stars.
See? See the logo?
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It's my old studio. Oh, they
got lots of this stuff out there.
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Oh, wait! Wait.
Where are you going?
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I'm going to the studio!
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Studio? Why?
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It's a movie ranch now.
Location rentals, you know.
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Wait a minute, pinky! Wait, wait
a minute. Come here. Come here.
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Don't you think we should
contact the police first?
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Banky's probably
burning my films right now!
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I just found 'em.
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If they get lost again, well I
might as well just lay down and die.
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All right, all right.
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We'll go after 'em.
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But let's take my
car, okay? Come on.
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Step on it, kiddo!
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Oh, man!
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Oh, sure.
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Shape charges.
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Bet my ignition...
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Pinky?
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Pinky...
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Damn!
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All the water's leaked out.
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It smells like sulfuric acid.
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And it's burned a hole
in your radiator core here.
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Made a slow leak.
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We can walk from here.
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Pinky. We're being set up.
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Pinky!
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They're on the lot.
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These guys gotta be like really
dim bulbs to fall for this, man.
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You gotta understand
pinky's mind.
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The man's a complete egomaniac.
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Listen, pinky,
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if we haven't been spotted
already, we're sure gonna be.
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Oh, you can go. I don't blame
you for watching your Fanny.
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They're my movies
and I'll get 'em back.
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No, what I'm saying is, we
ought to look around first.
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Find the movies. Then
see what we can do.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You really want to stay with me?
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Pigheaded old man that I am?
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Yes.
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But I want to go into this
with a plan, you know?
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You know? I like
you, kid. You're okay.
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But I got no time for a plan.
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Look at him. Still cocky.
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He doesn't know that
he's about to pay me back
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for cheating me out of
what's rightfully mine.
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Ours, dude.
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Don't forget, I spent three
months playing security guard.
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Plus, if we off the old man, I
can go up for murder just like you.
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Neil, pinky burnette
is an old man
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With unsteady legs and
a heart condition, get it?
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If he has an accident or a heart attack,
there won't be any murder charges.
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That works for me.
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Good, Neil.
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Hey, you know what I'm
gonna do with my share, man?
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I'm gonna make a slasher movie.
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I'm gonna be a filmmaker
just like you, Karl!
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Come on, take
meetings, uh, do lunch.
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Audition girls in bikinis.
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This is the truck.
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No movies.
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All right, pinky, you
stay here, out of sight.
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I'll try and get a closer look.
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Are you gonna stay here?
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Cross my heart.
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He's burning my movies again!
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I'm not afraid of you, banky!
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Get ahold of yourself, pinky.
You don't believe in ghosts.
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The man's a bigger
fool than I thought.
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Oh! Oh, boy.
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Pinky?
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Damn!
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Pinky?
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Who is this stud?
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You said four flat tires
was gonna lose him.
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Now what are we
gonna do with him?
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Whatever we have to, Neil.
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Pinky?
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Don't move, pinky.
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Come on, pinky.
Slow down, will you?
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Doggone it!
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Pinky, stop!
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- Snakes!
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Pinky?
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He's not falling, Karl.
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And if he doesn't
fall, he doesn't die.
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Don't rush the
moment, Mr. Filmmaker.
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It's all right. It's all right.
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I'm terrified of snakes.
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Pinky, they're only rubber.
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See?
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That's a load off my mind.
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I'm ready to talk about
a plan, MacGyver.
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All right, pinky!
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Huh?
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In my back pocket,
there's a knife. Grab it.
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God...
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Now, give me your wallet.
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What are you going to
do, Rob me or save me?
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Just give me the wallet!
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All right. Now open it.
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- Hold it by the end, real tight.
- Uh-huh.
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Okay, okay...
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Okay. Shimmy over.
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Okay.
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Now on the count of three,
I'm gonna let go of the catwalk.
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You call this a plan?
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Just hang on.
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You ready?
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Hey.
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What is this dude up to?
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Nothing that's gonna
do 'em any good.
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- One!
- Huh?
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Two, three!
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Whoa! Oh, whoa!
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This dude is like
so fully awesome!
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Don't start a fan
club just yet, Neil.
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
That was spectacular!
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Just like Douglas
Fairbanks in the black pirate.
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Yeah. Here's your wallet. Let's
get out of here, what do you think?
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Oh, come on.
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What's that?
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Nitro. Bum ticker.
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It's my suitcase. Again.
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This time, it looks like, it
looks like the real thing.
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Well how many of
those did they have?
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Oh, you know
property departments.
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They made four or
five out of everything.
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Oh, yes! Okay. Bull's eye!
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All right, Karl, now, nothing
fancy. Let's just go down there
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and croak 'em, a little lead in
the head, bang-bang, they're dead.
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Death by shooting brings
the cops, Neil. I don't want that.
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What we need is an
accident here, see?
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Something a little more subtle
than bang-bang, they're dead.
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That's gas, pinky!
Don't breathe it!
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God...
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- Pinky?
- Mmm...
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Pinky.
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Mmm...
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Pinky!
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This scene look familiar?
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Oh...
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The hobo.
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Yeah.
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I was chained to
a track with Violet.
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I saved her by...
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By kicking the
switch to a side track.
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No side track.
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Where's Rex, the wonder
dog, when you need him?
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There's a train coming!
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Now is not a time
to panic, pinky.
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Are you kidding?
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Now's the perfect time to panic!
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oh, god. Oh, oh, my heart,
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It's
just going crazy!
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Oh, my heart...
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Hang in there,
pinky, I think it's...
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Pinky?
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Pinky?
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Pinky!
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Oh, no!
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Uh...
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Where...
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Where are we?
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Another sound stage.
260
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:57,866
Huh?
261
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,866
Look.
262
00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,492
- Floorboards.
- Huh...
263
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,956
- How are you feeling?
- Uh...
264
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,044
Just a little run down.
265
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,684
See?
266
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:29,064
Way to go, Mr. Movie magic.
267
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:32,233
The old man's heart is
stronger than I thought.
268
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:36,029
Even if he had a coronary,
it still leaves the brainy dude.
269
00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:39,074
I say we do 'em
now, man, both of 'em!
270
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,660
Neil, I hired you to help
me, not to do my thinking.
271
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,498
Karl.
272
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,626
You think I'm stupid?
273
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,254
Are your feelings hurt, Neil?
274
00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:58,259
Yeah. I got feelings.
275
00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:02,097
Okay, so i'm no
rocket scientist.
276
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,724
But I'm smart enough
to be a producer.
277
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:08,186
Or to snuff the guy who
stole my ticket to the top.
278
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:11,439
What about you?
279
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,819
I'll take care of pinky and
his friend my way, dude.
280
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,364
Now come on,
let's get this done.
281
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:28,039
How are we gonna
get off this track?
282
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:35,380
We'll unchain you, pinky. I got
one last surprise for the two of you.
283
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,466
Then it's a wrap.
284
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,717
Banky?
285
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:43,304
You tried to kill me.
286
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,057
You... you dirty rat.
287
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:51,146
Who does your plastic surgery?
288
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,065
You're not funny.
You never were.
289
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:56,901
Unchain 'em, Neil.
290
00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,824
Who... who are you?
291
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:07,537
My name's Karl Meredith.
Ring any bells for you?
292
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:11,374
Violet Meredith was my
mother. Karl banky was my father.
293
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:16,171
No. No.
294
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:20,717
No, that would be
impossible. Uh-uh.
295
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,721
Karl he... he was a
bachelor. His whole life.
296
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,182
A loner.
297
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:29,017
That's how well you knew them.
298
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,685
They were married secretly.
299
00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:33,521
So their fans would
think they were still single.
300
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,150
My father died a
month before I was born.
301
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,862
I never took his name.
302
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,823
Violet Meredith,
she... she hated Karl.
303
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,534
No. You were the
one she couldn't stand.
304
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:50,663
She adored my father. But you...
305
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,500
You swindled both of
them out of all their profits.
306
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:58,213
No! Those... those
movies were mine!
307
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:01,883
I never wanted the
studio. Only my work.
308
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,885
You ran up debts.
309
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,055
When you left, my father
was stuck with all the bills.
310
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,892
He ran up those bills.
311
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:15,396
He ran 'em up because he only
made special effects pictures!
312
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,899
If he were working
today, I tell you,
313
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:22,445
He'd make Terminator 2
look like a low-budget movie.
314
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:25,573
Your dad agreed
to a deal, Meredith.
315
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,909
He must have thought he
could turn the studio around.
316
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,703
No way. Not without
pinky. They were a team.
317
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,417
My mother told me how he died.
318
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,670
Slowly, painfully.
319
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,049
The settlement you
forced on him broke him.
320
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,052
You killed him, burnette.
321
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,973
Maybe now...
322
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:52,517
Maybe now he can rest in peace.
323
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,852
Outside.
324
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,313
Outside, move it.
325
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:09,284
What about my movies?
326
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,453
They've been in the
office safe the entire time.
327
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:14,747
And I got to thank you,
pinky, for finding them.
328
00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,141
You know of course
that when you die
329
00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:19,460
The rights to all of your films
revert back to my mother's estate.
330
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,963
You'll be happy to know
that I'm the sole heir.
331
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:28,219
- What?
- Go.
332
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,641
Is that true? Was that the deal?
333
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,603
It was part of the
settlement with banky.
334
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:42,817
You see, Violet was a
silent partner of two stars.
335
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:46,362
But when she disappeared, i... I
just never thought it would happen.
336
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:57,999
Move out.
337
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,209
Come on.
338
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:14,140
My mother always told me how much
you enjoyed working in the tank, pinky.
339
00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:30,490
Can you tread water?
340
00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:32,617
Of course I can tread water.
341
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,911
But I can also swallow it!
342
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:37,163
Oh, I hate this tank!
343
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:44,879
Sooner or later, you're gonna
get tired, pinky. Dead tired.
344
00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:47,340
Pull up the rope ladder, Neil.
345
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,911
The water that you're about to inhale
was piped in from the mojave river.
346
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:19,288
That's where the cops are
going to find your bodies.
347
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:23,042
So, no one will never know that
you drowned on my father's old lot.
348
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,421
I like it.
349
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,923
Gee, that means
the world to me, Neil.
350
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:35,722
Like father, like son, Karl!
351
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:39,434
Your father played a
killer. But you are one!
352
00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,269
Oh...
353
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,605
Meredith was right.
354
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,941
I can't keep up long like this.
355
00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:48,359
Hang on, pinky.
356
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,410
- Pinky...
- Uh-huh?
357
00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,454
- If you stood on my shoulders...
- Yeah?
358
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,248
- Think you could grab that hose?
- I don't know.
359
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,418
Let's give it a go, huh?
360
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,264
You ready?
361
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:14,487
Think you can stay up by
yourself for a few seconds?
362
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,447
- Yeah, I think so.
- All right.
363
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,545
Hey, do you think it's
safe to leave 'em there?
364
00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:32,880
- How are they gonna get out, Neil?
- I don't know.
365
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:36,926
Well, think about it. Their hands
are chained. They got no exit ladder.
366
00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:40,429
They'll drown by the time we
pick up the films and get back here.
367
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:44,058
Then we put 'em in the back of
the truck, head for the river. Simple.
368
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:00,992
There...
369
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,372
- Can you tread a little longer?
- No.
370
00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:08,332
Well, you have to.
371
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,803
Oh!
372
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,807
You... you did it!
373
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:07,892
Oh...
374
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:15,918
Hey, what are you going to
do with your share of the film profits?
375
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:19,028
I don't know, maybe start
a special effects house.
376
00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:21,489
I hope it comes out better
than the stuff you rigged here.
377
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:22,591
Don't laugh at me,
you little son of a...
378
00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:24,325
I will not be
laughed at by a man
379
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:27,161
whose chief ambition in life
is to produce slasher films!
380
00:37:27,244 --> 00:37:29,330
Chill out, dude.
381
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,248
You're losing your
sense of humor.
382
00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,511
Oh, oh, stop. Stop.
383
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:46,389
I gotta... oh, I gotta stop.
384
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,683
One of these days,
385
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:53,187
I'm gonna tell you how old I
am, and it'll scare you to death.
386
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:56,899
All right, listen. Think you can
make it to the hotel down the street?
387
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,484
Oh, yeah.
388
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,654
Yeah, I could use a
bath and a good meal.
389
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,344
The brainy dude.
390
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:27,555
He's some sort of
Houdini or something.
391
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,766
- I'm not finished with those two yet!
- No, I say that you are!
392
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,476
And no more special effects.
393
00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:37,023
Just bullets. Plain bullets.
394
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:43,320
Okay, Neil. Okay.
395
00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:55,708
Oh, look at that.
396
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:58,044
Well, I gotta
hand it to you, kid.
397
00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:01,630
You know that hose gag
and this, this hinge bit.
398
00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:05,092
You're the second most
original thinker that I ever met.
399
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,552
Thanks.
400
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,432
I, uh...
401
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:14,393
I got a confession to make, kid.
402
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:17,897
I get the movies
back, or I don't.
403
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:22,651
This has been the most
exhilarating day I've had in 60 years.
404
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,488
Okay.
405
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,795
I don't think I can run
anymore, MacGyver.
406
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,799
You're not gonna have to, pinky.
407
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,801
We're gonna make
our stand, right here.
408
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,472
Anything I can do to help?
409
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:54,100
Well, I'm gonna
need a little time.
410
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,477
You think you can keep
those guys busy for a while?
411
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,106
Are you kidding? Why...
412
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:03,400
I can do five minutes,
standing on my head. Ha!
413
00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:29,718
Hold it! Back it up.
414
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:32,805
I think I just saw pinky.
415
00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:40,146
God, the old man's gone goofy.
416
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:41,438
Move it.
417
00:40:57,663 --> 00:41:00,374
Come on. Yeah, come on...
418
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,716
Right into the trap.
419
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:17,391
That's for MacGyver's tires.
420
00:41:21,937 --> 00:41:24,231
Oh, man! This is so bogus!
421
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,900
Come on, Neil!
422
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:42,750
Don't shoot us. We surrender.
423
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,129
Watch out, Neil.
It could be a trick.
424
00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,132
No way.
425
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,719
Let's rock and roll.
426
00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:36,136
It's over, dude-skies.
427
00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:39,098
Nice try.
428
00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:40,641
I don't like it.
429
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:43,018
- They're up to something.
- No way, man.
430
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,813
It's over.
431
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,774
Nothing personal, boys,
432
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:52,111
but I'm gonna put you out of the
misery that Karl here's been creating.
433
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,991
Now drop your arms.
434
00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,077
See, I don't want
the autopsy to show
435
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,540
that their hands were up when this
on-duty peace officer plugged 'em.
436
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,961
I said, drop 'em!
437
00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:27,563
You did it, pinky!
438
00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:30,899
No, it wasn't me. Uh-uh.
439
00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:33,902
It was you and me.
440
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,783
As a team.
441
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:43,287
A great team, that's
what it was. Yeah.
442
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:46,248
It was, well, it was
like Laurel and Hardy.
443
00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:49,710
Or... or the Marx brothers
or abbott and costello.
444
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:50,961
Yeah.
445
00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:54,548
Oh, yeah, they're
here. They're all here.
446
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,052
Can't you hear 'em?
447
00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:02,806
It's movie magic.
448
00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:07,019
Oh, god, I love this business!
449
00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:20,115
♪
450
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:46,141
Hey, pinky. Why
aren't you inside?
451
00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:49,269
Oh, I'm just too nervous.
452
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:52,439
I... i was shaking
so much inside that...
453
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,275
They were laughing at
me instead of my movies.
454
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,444
No, no, they love 'em.
455
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,905
No.
456
00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:04,493
Come on, pinky, the movies
are great. They're very funny.
457
00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:09,164
Well, I, I did get a
sweet distribution deal.
458
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:12,960
And an offer, to
star in a big picture.
459
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:16,797
You see? That's terrific! What
are you worried about here?
460
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,633
Well, I don't know, I don't
know, I mean, I don't know.
461
00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:22,511
It's just... just... I'm not used
to being back in the business.
462
00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:25,681
Reborn. A star.
463
00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:28,642
Oh, tell me I'm not
just daydreaming.
464
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,813
I think that's your answer.
465
00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:41,822
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, but, you
know there are no kids in there.
466
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,842
I don't think the kids are
gonna like 'em, do you?
467
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:46,827
Pinky! Were you always
this nervous in the old days?
468
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,579
Well, I... Of course
I was nervous.
469
00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:51,540
I... i... I invented
the word "nervous."
470
00:45:51,623 --> 00:45:54,668
I mean, I was what they
called a... a basket case.
471
00:45:54,751 --> 00:45:56,170
Well, guess what?
472
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,173
You're back.
473
00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:00,799
All the way back.
474
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:03,844
You're right.
475
00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,514
I'm back! I'm back.
476
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,892
I am back!33775
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