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Driving yourself crazy with all that research.
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I'll tell you how to buy a car, my friend.
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Police auction.
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No thank you.
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I got this baby for 4000 bucks.
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I'm sure on a hot day
you can still tell it is a canine unit
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but that's a hell of a deal.
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Look at this car it rated number one
in the National Transportation board crash test
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but Consumer Reports gives it
the worst repair record.
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It's nice red.
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I wouldn't mind something
a little sportier for myself
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but Dharma definitely needs something
safe and boxy
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and Swedish.
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Pete, is that a bullet hole?
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Yeah, I told you about that girl Tanya, right?
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Check out this bad boy,
it says 700, I bet you can get it for 500.
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Where do you dock it?
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I hope they move it before Dharma sees it.
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Hey boys! Check out my new weels.
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You mean because she might buy it.
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Nermeen Roshdy
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5th Season.
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Episode_07
Used Karma.
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What do you think?
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Well it's... it's...
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Totally bitching.
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Yes, that's just the Mojo star
was looking for.
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Oh no! I want you to arrange the Jack-O-Lantern
so they don't look arranged.
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Look at this little window.
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Hello out there!
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I used to have a car like this.
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Your mother never looked prettier
than riding beside me the wind in her hair
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Edward, I've never known you
when you drove a convertible.
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I wonder what ever happened to that girl.
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Dad, will you explain to Dharma
that when you buy a used car
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you're just buying someone else's problems.
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Honey, you don't know anything
about this car.
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I know a lot of about it.
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It's a great ride, it's cool color...
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and it has a very roomy trunk.
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You don't know how it was maintained
we don't know how it was driven...
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you don't know anything
about the previous owner.
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Sure I do.
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He...
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he liked racehorses.
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He smoked Lucky Strikes.
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And he...
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had a head.
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Smart hat buddy.
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Here Ed, this could be
your Halloween costume.
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Hey Kitty, what do you think
for the country club thing.
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Absolutely not, we're going
as Robin Hood and maid Marion as always.
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I hate Halloweens
I'm never allowed to eat the candies.
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Some kid always eggs my house
and I have to wear green pantyhose.
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They are tights, Edward.
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Tighter every year.
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How about instead of going
to a restaurant tonight
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we get a couple buckets of chicken, drive someplace
where there's a view and neck.
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I'm taking the car to another mechanic
but they all just keep saying the same thing.
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Car's fine jump the husband.
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I will buy the car from you,
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$200 right now cash,
don't think about it just do it.
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Come on, I would look hot in that.
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It's got a lot of problems but it is safe and
I must admit it's a kick in the head to drive.
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- Really?
- Of course, we might have to
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freeze a few palms
to get it to pass that smog check.
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That neat jacket,
did you find that in the trunk?
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No I had the top down and got a little chilly
so I stopped and I picked it up for $10.
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Look, it goes with the hat.
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Yes it does,
they've been separated for years.
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Look at you reuniting them like some kind
of weird daytime talk show for clothes.
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You think he would take $6 for the jacket?
I would look hot in it.
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Honey, do we have any Juicy Fruit?
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Juicy Fruit? I'm gonna cruise over to
the store and pick up a pack back in a gym.
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Do you smell Old Spice?
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Yes, I think he has been drinking it.
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Good night, Finkelstein.
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Hold on Ed,
you might want to take a look at this.
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You know how stuff has been walking
out of the supply room lately?
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Yeah.
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I hooked up an extra security camera
and guess who just snuck in there?
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Your secretary and your director
of integrated marketing systems.
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You're kidding.
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Good lord! I don't want to see that.
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Neither do I, but it's my job.
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Finkelstein...
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do you think you could set up
one of those cameras at my place?
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You and kitty want to spice things up
in the bedroom?
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Listen Finkelstein, I want to catch the punk
that's been egging my house every Halloween
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you know you can't get egg off,
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you have to repaint the
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whole damn house.
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All right,
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I'll set it up tomorrow.
Thanks.
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Boy she won't even get me coffee.
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Where's Greg?
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Don't ask me, last night he went out
for gum came back three hours later.
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Said that he was throwing dice with
the guy at the store.
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- Greg doesn't gamble.
- I know.
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Buy yourself something pretty.
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Sorry I'm late with the Chows
on me, I hit the trifecta at Golden Gate.
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Hey, who's got a little sugar for Daddio?
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- What you got going on here?
- Do you like my little mustache?
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Little disturbing.
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Give it some time, it'll grow on you.
It's growing on me.
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- When did you learn that?
- When did I learn that?
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I gotta go see a man about a horse.
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Order me a porterhouse yay thick bone in,
duke him a fin tell him I want it to move.
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The stach might be
a little scarry thing about him.
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For how long has he is been acting like this?
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A couple days it's really weird,
the clothes, the after shave
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and he wants to drive my car all the time
and then when I ask him what's happening
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he says you are baby, you are.
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It sounds to me Dharma, like
the car is taking him over.
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That car can't possess someone.
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No, of course not.
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The residual energy
from a previous owner can.
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Especially if you departed
this Plane of existence in a troubled state.
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What do you know about this car?
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I guess not a lot.
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Dharma, I'm surprised at you.
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You of all people should know that
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you can't buy a used car if you don't first
check out its spiritual history.
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You know what is wrong
with Men's Rooms these days?
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- No shoeshine stands.
- Check out those shoes!
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Two-tone Spectators, I'm out cruising
around I got the top down
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I see him in a window
something came over me, cuckoo huh?
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Greg, come on, what is happening?
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You are, baby, you are.
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To start with, there is only been one owner,
there's been no major accidents.
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And it really does only have 60 000 miles
I check with a DMV.
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Pete, thanks for doing this.
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It's no problem,
I had to go down there anyway.
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I've been driving on an expired
Jamaican license since 89.
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Did you find out about any weird
knocking sounds or Poltergeist?
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Or any mention of a bone-chilling draft
from the glove compartment?
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Maybe it's on the back here.
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Dharma thinks the car has a ghost.
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Did you find out anything
about the guy who owned it?
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Stanley Green,
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he died in 1972 but his sister kept the
car in storage until earlier this month.
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I got an article about the guy.
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That's right here.
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Local crime figure found dead
apparent suicide under investigation.
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The hell, my arm just went wow.
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Local bookmaker, Stanley shorty green,
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was found slumped over the wheel
of his car in his garage.
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Here, it's suicide, excessive gambling debts.
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Look at Ann Landers,
even back then, same stupid haircut.
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My God!
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Hey tote! What's happening?
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You are baby, you are.
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Greg could wake up any minute, can you
skip the little spirits...
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and just look for the huge dead gamblers.
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Greg's still asleep?
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He was up all night playing Texas Hold'em
in the back of some dentist office.
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He came home with $200
in a shopping bag full of floss,
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because floss don't grow on trees baby.
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OK, I think I'm getting something here.
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You know what,
I'm not really very good with cars.
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I know a woman in Berkeley but you might
have to leave it with her a couple of days.
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A couple of days?!
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Check with your insurance,
sometimes they pay for a rental.
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I think you have to consider the possibility
that whatever negative energy was in this car
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is now in Greg.
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That means that Greg is becoming Shorty Green
and Shorty Green killed himself and this car.
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Abby I have to get rid of this car.
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I don't know why they called him shorty, he
looks like a regular sized person to me.
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Where did you find that?
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Greg's briefcase.
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Isn't that the file of stuff you showed me
before? No, that's still upstairs.
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Whoa wait a minute.
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If this is in Greg's briefcase,
then he knows all about Shorty Green.
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He's totally screwing with me.
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He's doing this
to make me get rid of the car.
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Can you blame him?
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This thing is haunted.
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Hey Daddy, a baby's home.
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Hey there.
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Sorry I'm late, but
she's the wasted day just got away from me.
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I wanted
to go shopping for someone in mentionables
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but the car just wanted to
go to the track it's like it knows the way.
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How did things go with the track?
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Not so hot,
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but I met this guy, he's 6 foot n 1,
and his bother's a joky, can you figure it?
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Anyway, he gave me
a tip about a Philly running tonight.
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But I'm flat broke, so...
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how's about you and me go get some lettuce,
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head back to the track
and turn that lettuce into dough?
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Come on, I'll drive.
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We don't have to do that.
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No, we don't. Do we, Greg?
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No, because I can phone in the bed.
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Come on give it up.
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Hey Mike, guess who?
I want to bet the 8th race at Golden Gate,
Elbow Room to win.
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I don't know give me uh...
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- give me five grand.
- Make a ten make it 20.
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He wants to make it 20 Mikey.
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That must be some tip, you heard the lady,
make it a 20 Lodge.
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And be quiet when you back up the
money truck my neighbors like to sleep in.
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Thanks for the tip.
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I'm gonna Bop down to the corner
for a hot shave
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I'll meet you out front in a half an hour
and we'll go paint the town red
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with white polka dots.
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Bigelson I sure appreciate you helping me
out with this thing.
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Frankly, I'm always glad to get out
of the house on Halloween.
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Abby has this party for her friends,
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they cackle and dance around it's a
regular Covenant.
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Yeah I know what you mean.
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Kitty has her book club ladies over...
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you mean an actual coven.
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They'll let a big bonfire
and parade around naked.
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- No kidding?
- Yeah.
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Tell you the truth when her friends were
in their 20s it was kind of nice.
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- These days I can take it or leave it.
- Sure.
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All right, we'll watch
the front of the house from here,
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the camera will give us a view from the side,
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we're gonna catch us an egg thrower.
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Are you sure the camera is pointed
in the right direction?
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Hey who's the surveillance professional here?
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What are you supposed to be?
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A wonderful trusting human being
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who is open to many possibilities
in this universe
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and because of that is being
made fun of by her husband.
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Nobody's gonna get that.
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Hey Dharma, is Greg upstairs?
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No.
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He, ran to the corner for a shave
and I don't know how that's gonna work out
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because there's just a Starbucks there.
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Hey, there's my briefcase.
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No, this is Greg's briefcase.
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No, it used to be Greg's briefcase,
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he gave it to me because he found another one,
it used to belong to Sammy Davis Jr.
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- This is your briefcase?
- Yeah.
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- All the stuff in here is yours?
- Yeah.
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What was it doing in our car?
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I must have thrown it in the trunk
when he dragged me down the Indian Casino.
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All right.
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If this briefcase is yours,
then what's in it?
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I don't know, the green black file,
the Suarez deposition.
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My copy of the files about the car.
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Oh my God!
243
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So he wasn't screwing with me.
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Greg asked me to bring by some cash
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or he's having a little trouble
with the ponies.
246
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Tell him I could only get nine thousand.
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Pete, I made him bet $20 thousand dollars.
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Yeah and he lost.
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He's gonna have to get the rest
from his parents or pawn something.
250
00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:37,167
Tell him to do it quick
because Mike is serious.
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- I thought it was Mikey.
- It's Mike when he's serious.
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Wait Pete,
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if I wanted to get rid of the car,
but I didn't want to sell it
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because I didn't want the burden of
unleashing evil into some innocent person,
255
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what should I do?
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If someone stole the car, that
wouldn't be an innocent person.
257
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How would I get it stolen?
258
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Besides leaving in here with the keys in it?
259
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Thanks.
260
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And don't stand by it.
261
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Did she believe it was your briefcase?
262
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Yeah, It was touch and go for a minute
but I didn't think she did.
263
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She's getting rid of the car,
she left the keys in it.
264
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So long Shorty.
265
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Well, don't stand next to it, come on.
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Stop that.
267
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Was I humming again?
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The seat Finkelstein, stop moving the seat.
269
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I can't get comfortable.
It's a Mercedes, you're comfortable.
270
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Can I have some potato chips?
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What are you doing?
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Putting chips on my sandwich.
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You can't put chips on your sandwich,
chips are a side dish.
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For you they're on the side,
for me that part of the sandwich.
275
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Some people eat mayonnaise on the side.
276
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No one eats mayonnaise on the side.
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If you did, I wouldn't judge you.
278
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I'm gonna use the latrine.
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Here you go.
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- What is that?
- We're on a Stakeout, here's your latrine.
281
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- I'm not gonna use that.
- It's OK, I won't watch.
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I don't care about that, I'm going inside.
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All right.
284
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Just rinse it out before you bring it back.
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Hey you!
286
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What are you doing there?
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Stop! Stop! Get away from there.
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- Did you see who it was?
- Larry, what are you doing here?
289
00:17:15,591 --> 00:17:17,540
Edward asked me to
help catch the egg thrower.
290
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Nice try, look at my house.
291
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- It'll never come off.
- No, it doesn't come off.
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- You have to paint it.
- I suppose so.
293
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,623
This year I'm thinking sage
with hunter green trim.
294
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:35,655
Actually the trim's OK,
they missed it completely.
295
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Larry, would you check around back,
they couldn't have gotten very far.
296
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:44,178
Good thinking,
I didn't like the looks of those ballerinas.
297
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There goes the trim.
298
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:06,976
- I'm really sorry about the car.
- No, that happens, cars get stolen.
299
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,221
It was fun while it lasted, but I think we're
better off in a more...
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conventional...
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Swedish car.
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Yeah.
303
00:18:19,109 --> 00:18:22,970
I'm really glad that you're back to normal,
but I did a bad thing.
304
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:25,075
I let someone steal the car you love
on purpose
305
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and now some unsuspecting person
whose only crime is that he steals cars
306
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:33,049
will be doomed to live out
the life of Shorty Green.
307
00:18:33,073 --> 00:18:35,165
Dharma, nobody is doomed.
308
00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:39,114
- I don't know Honey, we have to find the car.
- No we don't, listen, the whole thing
309
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was a scam.
310
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It was my briefcase,
I didn't make any bets, we're not broke.
311
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I just figured it was the only way
I could get you to get rid of the car.
312
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:56,925
This kind of thing isn't like you.
313
00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:59,210
I know and I'm sorry.
314
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:07,036
I should have stopped but I got carried away, it was kind of fun.
Don't apologize, it wasn't you, it was the car. It wasn't the car.
315
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:15,499
Greg Montgomery is not deceitful and lying to his wife and
pulling off some kind of Kanye but you know who is shorty green.
316
00:19:16,848 --> 00:19:19,561
Did you hear what I just said
I said I planned the whole thing out.
317
00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:22,354
But not until after you had already driven
the car and been under its influence.
318
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,913
It's okay I'll find the car myself
319
00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:29,105
my Mother knows a woman in Berkeley
who can take care of it.
320
00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:34,186
The car can't be possessed.
Of course not honey.
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00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:37,519
A person is possessed a car is haunted.
322
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They have lobster today.
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00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:58,154
- Here you go Kitten, there's your earring.
- Thanks baby.
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Fly Me to the Moon,
Let me play among the Stars..
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Man, she is limber.
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