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Previously on "Resident Alien"...
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There are Grey-human
hybrids all over the Earth.
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That's the man who shot
Peter Bach and my guards.
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We need to find out
what the Greys are up to.
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The Greys' cavern is here.
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If they've connected it
to the magma chamber,
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the pressure would turn
Yellowstone National Park
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into the most destructive
natural bomb
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in the history of the world.
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- So how long till it blows up?
- Maybe a year.
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You broke galactic law.
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You are hereby ordered
to leave Earth immediately.
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Son of a bitch.
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That right there
is a fingerprint.
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"Dr. Wendy Beasley,
retired military chemist."
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We did it!
We got a match!
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No, I chose last time.
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I want to go where
you want to go.
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Really.
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Okay.
Well, how about Antonio's?
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You think?
The pasta?
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Okay, well, if you were me,
what would you want to eat?
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Well, you always
like Mexican.
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I do, don't I?
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Mount Taco it is.
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Mount Taco.
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- Have fun in the lab.
- Okay.
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Dr. Wendy Beasley,
please come to Lab 209.
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Dr. Wendy Beasley,
please come--
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Aah!
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Gary?
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Open the door!
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Somebody open the door!
Please.
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- Help!
- Gary.
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Gary. Gary.
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My God.
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My God.
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My God, Gary!
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No, no, no!
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Gary!
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They can't just
make you leave Earth.
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We will fight this summons.
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You do not understand.
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The Galactic Federation
has referred this
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to the Housing Council.
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I-it is over.
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Harry, you can't
just give up.
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We need you here, okay?
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I don't give a shit
about this Housing Council.
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No.
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You cannot talk that way
about Housing Council.
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It is very dangerous.
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- Sorry, I didn't catch that.
- I can translate.
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It's mostly
about losing a hand.
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Good choice.
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What are you
doing with those?
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Putting them where all
eviction notices gothe fire.
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Those--
those will not burn.
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They're not paper.
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What is it?
Moldar skin.
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Gross.
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I'm vegan now.
Moldar skin is not gross.
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Moldar-skin hats
are the best hats.
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Moldar skin--
try and rip it.
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You cannot.
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The processor is coming.
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Try not to be distracted
by her pretty face.
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Pubescent aliens hang holograms
of Blue Avians above their bed.
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I did.
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You are a bird.
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No, no!
Damn it!
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Stupid portal.
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SucksI-I'm supposed to appear
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as the life forms
of my destination.
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Now I'm breaking galactic law.
Great.
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You do not need to appear
as a human.
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You are perfect
the way you are.
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Thanks, but this thing
has been touchy
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ever since some idiot
from probate tried
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to sneak fruit through it.
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Why can't you take fruit?
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That's the question
you're asking right now?
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Look, just give me
the signed papers, okay?
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And then the Housing Council
is going to come,
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and they're going to collect
you for eviction.
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You smell woodsy.
I will sign them.
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- Please, Mrs. Bird--
- No.
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Don't come at me
with "Mrs. Bird."
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My Earth name is Heather.
Rhymes with feather.
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Yeah. It does.
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Wish someone had told me that
when I picked it.
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Heather, Harry is
here to save our planet.
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So, if you could just look
the other way on this one...
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You know I get paid
by the job, right?
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And how would I know that?
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Well, look,
if you want the papers,
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they're over there
on the floor.
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Okay.
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Don't worry, I'll grab them.
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I'll just go get them
off the floor
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like a friggin' pigeon.
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No, no, no!
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No!
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Terrible news.
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Yeah, I can tell you two are
really, really upset about it,
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but this sucks for me, okay?
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Because now I have to call
the repair guy,
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and he's going to take forever.
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And then he's going
to have to order parts,
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which will take forever.
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And so, basically, I'm stuck
on the shittiest planet
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in the galaxy.
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No offense--
I see your mouths are agape
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at me saying
"shittiest planet."
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Sorry.
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I need to use the bathroom.
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Do we put down
a newspaper or something?
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It's to change, you dick.
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It is down the hall
on your right.
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I hope I put the seat down.
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I just saved the world
with a banana.
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How was your day?
Yeah, you did.
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It was the best one.
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It was the perfect
amount of ripe.
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So, question--
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can any of you recommend
a hotel around here?
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Something mid-range, preferably
where you can earn miles?
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I see Heather now.
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Hey.
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You're up early.
Yeah.
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Still can't sleep.
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Up half the night
feeling terrified,
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and I don't know why.
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But I was thinking,
sometimes you're stressed.
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All the time.
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- A lot of the time.
- Every day.
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But not when
you're making candles--
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because you have
a creative outlet.
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And I haven't picked up my
sketchbook in a while, I know,
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but I think I'm going to do
a children's book.
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That's a great idea.
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You know, when I was a kid,
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I always wanted a book with
a baby elephant and a monkey.
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- That's sweet.
- Yeah.
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- This isn't that.
- Got it.
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Well, can I see?
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I-I think I'd rather just
wait till it's finished.
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Okay.
Say no more.
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But if there is
a baby elephant--
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- There's not.
- Two wordssailor's cap.
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Think about it.
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Now, why would a
well-respected military chemist
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end up living way out here
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like some kind
of creepy-ass fairy-tale witch?
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They say she kind of lost it
after she saw her husband die
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in a lab accident.
A lab accident?
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You saying we could be facing
a super villain?
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No, I was not.
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Okay, 'cause I can't be
facing a super villain,
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not while I'm trying
to figure out
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what happened
to my best deputy.
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Now, tell me again what you saw
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when you went
by Joseph's house, exactly.
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Okay, we're definitely
going to get
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back to the best-deputy part.
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I told you, it was empty.
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He's gone.
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Isn't that suspicious?
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He's army recon.
He wouldn't just quit.
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What's even
more suspicious is,
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right when we're looking
for another deputy,
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the perfect candidate
just shows up.
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That's how it works
for handsome people.
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Happens to me all the time.
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Every job I ever got didn't
even exist until I wanted it.
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The job of sheriff existed
before you had it, sir.
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Yeah, but it was the day
I said to myself,
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it'd be nice to be sheriff,
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that old Sheriff Hawthorne up
and died.
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Now, did I kill him?
Maybe.
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Luckily, you can't be arrested
for your thoughts...
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yet.
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But I'm working on it.
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What if we fake
Harry's death?
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Can't get evicted
if you're dead.
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I have no choice
but to leave Earth.
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We have been brainstorming
all morning.
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The storm has stopped,
and now there is just mud.
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Hey, guys.
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Asta, I'm going to see you
at Drew's party tomorrow?
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Yes.
Of course I'll be there.
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Is that a pie?
I need it for my trip.
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It is a pie,
but it's not for you.
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It's for my paralegal.
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Hey, hypothetically, say your
friend was getting evicted--
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Is this the same
friend as last time?
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By the way,
you still owe me $200.
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Without names,
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say you wanted to stop
the hypothetical eviction.
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My first piece of legal
advice would be not to co-sign
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a lease with this one.
Okay.
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I justCan we--
Noted.
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But for your other friend,
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I would say maybe just wait
it out or possibly countersue.
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What are you doing?
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It was like that.
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You're countersuing?
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Do you even realize
how much paperwork that is?
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Guess I can say goodbye to my
timeshare on Lesser Antares.
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I am sorry.
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Lesser Antares is very pretty.
Yeah.
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I have Moldar-skin pants
from there.
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Me too.
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They're so durable.
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You ever try ripping
them in half?
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♪ You cannot
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Hey, no one's ever taken on
the Housing Council before.
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What's going on with you?
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You some kind of bad boy
or something?
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Yep, I'm a bad boy.
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I don't care about it.
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I'm not even a real doctor.
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Ooh, that is bad.
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I killed a man.
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You what?
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He was evil.
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I saw him kick a seagull.
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And stole its French fry.
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So I killed him.
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It's nice to talk
to a-another alien.
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If you are going to be
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in Patience for a while,
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maybe I could show
you around town.
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We have a pizza place!
I don't like pizza.
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I hate pizza.
We are the same.
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Thanks, but I think
I'm just going to head
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back to the hotel.
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My back has been killing me
for some reason.
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It is the human bed--
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so primitive.
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I miss my Trixian saliva bed.
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Wait, you're kidding me?
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I didn't know you
could still get those.
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Bad boys can.
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I could look at you in the
exam room, help your back.
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We could talk
about spit blankets.
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Okay.
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Nurse, make Heather
more comfortable.
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Getgetget a blanket
and spit on it.
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I will get her a blanket,
but I am not doing that.
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I am sorry for the primitive
nature of Earth medicine.
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This is how they
listen to your heart.
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Why not get two soup cans
and connect them with string?
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I can hear that you are dying.
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Please remove your jacket.
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Everything okay back there?
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Is she electric?
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I am buzzing,
and my knees are melting.
259
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,819
I fell.
260
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,995
I was--
Something bit me.
261
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,606
Sorry.
It's probably a mite.
262
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,132
Or as you might say it...
263
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:47,707
You speak...
264
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,621
Yeah, of course I do.
265
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:54,016
It's one of the most beautiful
languages in the universe.
266
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,149
She is perfect in every way.
267
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,542
I have a strange desire
to smell her.
268
00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,805
That would be weird.
269
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,850
I bet she smells
like a feather pillow
270
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,331
locked in a hot car.
271
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,771
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
272
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,774
Me?
273
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,558
All right.
274
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,258
Thisthis is for you.
275
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,263
Thank you.
276
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,268
- What the hell were you doing?
- I don't know.
277
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:32,359
My knees are weak,
and my palms are sweating.
278
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,753
I know what this is.
279
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,364
I have seen this
in human movies.
280
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,627
I am in love.
281
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,672
What?
No, you just met her.
282
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,023
I loveI love her.
283
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,851
- Shh.
- I cannot help it.
284
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,549
I feel l-love for her.
285
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,030
It'sit's like how I feel love
for you, Asta,
286
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,248
but it is different.
287
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,034
It is not just in my head
or in my heart,
288
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,688
but it is in my pants.
289
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,082
Is that why they
call it "in love"
290
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,128
because it is in your pants?
291
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,826
Harry?
You coming back?
292
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,567
My legs.
293
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,178
Okay.
294
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,980
- Dr. Beasley?
- Who are you?
295
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:31,505
We want to talk to you about
the alien tracker, Peter Bach.
296
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,421
Peter Bach is dead.
297
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,250
We know that.
298
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,340
We believe he was murdered.
299
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,562
I miss her.
300
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,956
Dodo you think she misses me?
301
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:51,090
I-I-I realize that your
first crush is...
302
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,874
Everything.
303
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,529
Butbut we are trying
to save the world,
304
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,226
you and me, you know?
305
00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:00,447
A-and you can't be distracted
by a relationship right now.
306
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,624
My heart...
307
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,670
It sweats.
308
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:10,805
What heat remains
in my chest.
309
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,459
And poetry.
310
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:16,115
You are a light
in the blackout.
311
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,551
Boy.
312
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,249
I'd like to touch you
where the eggs pop out.
313
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,034
Yeah.
314
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:25,821
It's titled "Bird Boner."
315
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,826
Why don't you take a seat?
316
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,873
Standing there,
it's making me uncomfortable.
317
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,228
We're here because
we found your fingerprints
318
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,490
in Peter's van.
319
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,666
You have the van?
Where is it?
320
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,537
Why is the van important?
321
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,931
Itit doesn't matter.
You won't believe me.
322
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,628
And if you do,
they'll get to you,
323
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,195
and they will tell you
that I'm crazy.
324
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,762
But I know what I saw,
325
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:55,937
and I know what happened
to my husband,
326
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,808
and it wasn't
a goddamn gas leak,
327
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,899
and it wasn't made by humans.
328
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,511
I see you.
329
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,035
You think that I don't know
that look?
330
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:10,125
You need to leave.
331
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:13,912
I saw a UFO...
332
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,957
when I was a kid.
333
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,525
Everyone said I made it up
for attention.
334
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:22,659
And Peter was the only one
who has ever believed me.
335
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,489
I need to find out
what happened, please.
336
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,145
Peter trusted me.
So can you.
337
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,628
- Do you have the key?
- The van key?
338
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,978
I got it right here.
339
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,418
If Peter trusted you, he
would have given you the key.
340
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,335
Get out.
341
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,398
Let me guessstill filling
out your college application?
342
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,270
These essays are stupid.
343
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,011
Look,
I don't even want to go,
344
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,100
but my mom thinks college
will give me options, so...
345
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,015
Options are good.
I didn't have many.
346
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,409
I ended up living
with my dad till my 30s.
347
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:19,195
Yeah. And that's why
I'm still single.
348
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,547
"How has your family
history shaped your life?"
349
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,332
That's fun.
350
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,203
I'm adopted.
351
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,901
Right.
352
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,034
Yeah.
And so are you.
353
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,427
So I don't know my family
354
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,211
because you
don't know your family.
355
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,474
So, apparently, only people
with enormous family trees
356
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,562
get to go to college.
357
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,043
The system is corrupt.
358
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,436
I can't be a part of it.
359
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,916
You're a part of our family.
360
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,571
Yeah, but I'm not, like,
a blood relative.
361
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:52,098
So it'sit's not really
the same thing.
362
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,231
Have you taken her
to the rez yet?
363
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,972
Not yet.
364
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,408
It's settled.
365
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,541
You're coming to Drew's party.
366
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,586
Time to meet your whole family.
367
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:04,935
You wanted a family tree,
368
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,764
you got yourself
a whole forest.
369
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,810
This model
of the Yellowstone caldera
370
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,204
will help me figure out
the Greys' plan.
371
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,858
I have to present my findings
to the general tomorrow,
372
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,338
and I still do not know
373
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,080
why the Greys want to blow up
the super volcano.
374
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:22,170
If I can find the answer,
I bet it will impress Heather.
375
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,304
I wonder if her feathers
are soft.
376
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:29,134
Shit, I did it again!
377
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,397
This is what Asta
was talking about.
378
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,095
Even thinking about her
is interrupting my work.
379
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,577
Maybe if I call Heather and
hear her voice, it will help,
380
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:40,232
like when I am hungry
and eat just one potato chip.
381
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,278
Yeah.
382
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,630
Hello, Harry.
383
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,854
Aah!
384
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,728
Nope, nope, nope.
385
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,126
Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle
speaking.
386
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,389
It's Heather.
You just called me.
387
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,304
Nope.
Nope, I'm--
388
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,827
You called me.
389
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,700
Because you called me.
390
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,311
It's fine.
I was going to call you anyway.
391
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,791
You were?
392
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,967
I mean--
393
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,229
What about?
394
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,449
I found this hole
with a little bump in it
395
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,015
on my stomach,
396
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,235
and I've never been nude
in human form
397
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,367
long enough to notice it.
398
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,369
What is it for?
399
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:34,329
The reason is gross.
I threw up when I found out.
400
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,986
Humans grow babies
inside of their bodies.
401
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,901
And then they come
out of that bump?
402
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:44,861
No. Although, the reality
is not much better.
403
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,125
Okay.
I'm going to hang up.
404
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,866
I want to go back to exploring
every single inch of my body.
405
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,608
I will never be able
to work again.
406
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,089
My knees.
407
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,933
Elliot, hi.
408
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,630
Hi.
409
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,066
Laundry day.
410
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,199
Fun times, yeah.
411
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,941
How are you doing?
I'm good.
412
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,551
It's good to see you.
413
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:23,597
Hi.
414
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,860
This is Natalie.
415
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,167
Natalie, this is D'Arcy.
Hey.
416
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,560
You're D'Arcy.
417
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,301
Hi.
418
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,958
You're Natalie.
Of course.
419
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,576
- How have you been?
- I've been great.
420
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,751
So good.
421
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,797
Yeah, I've been doing stuff,
big stuff.
422
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,103
This morning I had
a crazy thing happen--
423
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,322
before laundry--
424
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,325
where I did this huge thing.
425
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:01,024
I can't tell you what it is,
but pretty major.
426
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,592
Kind of top secret, but...
427
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:06,943
I'd say, without me,
the world would be over.
428
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,771
Lots of people saved.
429
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,470
Banana was involved.
430
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,254
Okay, well, it was nice
meeting you,
431
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,779
but we should probably go.
Yeah, I got to go too.
432
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,872
Got to fold this stuff, so...
433
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,275
Therefore,
the Greys will harness
434
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,713
the intense natural power
of the caldera--
435
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:41,804
not unlike the intense
natural power of love.
436
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,067
So intense and strong,
437
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:47,549
and you can't let it
get away...
438
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,726
just like you cannot let the--
the Greys get away
439
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,903
with setting off
a supersuper volcano
440
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,079
and destroying,
441
00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:00,170
all humanity on Earth.
442
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,825
Boom.
443
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,611
How does an alien species
dig an underground cavern
444
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,526
in the middle
of a national park for 80 years
445
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,267
and we don't know about it?
446
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,660
I can take that one.
447
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,140
Humans are stupid.
448
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,272
How do we know this alien
449
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,751
isn't working
with the other aliens?
450
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,362
How do I know
this general isn't working
451
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,667
with the other generals?
452
00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,408
I am working
with the other generals.
453
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:23,324
- He admits it!
- Stop.
454
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,239
He's one of the most
intelligent beings
455
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,414
on this planet.
456
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,764
We need his help
to find a solution
457
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:32,638
to what might be the biggest
problem humans will ever face.
458
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:36,729
That problem is, how do you
get them to love you back?
459
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,774
Let's toss that around.
There's no wrong answers.
460
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:43,257
I was talking about the swarm
of Grey hybrids at Yellowstone.
461
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,128
Okay.
462
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,174
We'll do the love thing next.
463
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,436
I recommend full assault--
464
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,134
shockwave tasers,
mass electrocution.
465
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,876
That's a terrible idea.
466
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,487
If you attack the hybrids,
467
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:57,402
then the Greys will just freeze
your soldiers
468
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,055
and kill them all.
469
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,971
- You can't sit and do nothing.
- Because love will go away.
470
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:05,148
Thank you. That is one vote
for saying "I love you."
471
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:07,237
He was talking
about the Greys.
472
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:09,849
I need time
to figure out the plan.
473
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,981
You have one week.
474
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,549
Then we're moving in.
475
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:21,556
Hey!
476
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,037
- Mark, Dan.
- Hey.
477
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,168
- Asta.
- Hi.
478
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,083
And Jay, right?
Yeah.
479
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:29,303
Jay, these are
all your relations.
480
00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:31,566
This is your second cousin,
Sampson and Will.
481
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,655
- Hi.
- Your cousin Peter.
482
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,092
Kayla's sister Rachel.
Hi.
483
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,616
- Auntie Mena.
- Hi.
484
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:40,880
Auntie Louise
and Grandma Ruth.
485
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,361
And the happy couple,
Drew and Manuel.
486
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,666
- Hi.
- Hi.
487
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:47,756
Thanks. It's really nice
to meet all of you.
488
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:50,411
I think I might need to go
over the names once or twice.
489
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:54,067
My girl, let's go get you
some buffalo stew.
490
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,418
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
491
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,815
So handsome.
492
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:05,861
- Thank you.
- Look at thisnice bling.
493
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:08,603
Don't be jealous just because
you don't got a medallion yet.
494
00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,823
Wait, what about,
your short king, Harry?
495
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,477
Where's your boyfriend Harry?
496
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:13,739
Stop.
No. Stop it.
497
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,742
- Where's boyfriend Harry?
- Hey. Hey.
498
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,701
I heard it was a tractor.
499
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:21,790
Nuh.
I heard it was a helicopter.
500
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,662
Dewey said
it was a monster truck.
501
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,054
What are we talking about?
502
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:27,448
Trying to guess what
Liv and that sheriff
503
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,624
have hidden on the rez.
What?
504
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,931
They're all wrong.
It's a van.
505
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,412
They're trying to get
fingerprints.
506
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,850
Interesting, a van.
507
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,330
Where exactly?
508
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:43,421
You saw Dr. Beasley
when you mentioned the van?
509
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,770
We might not have the key,
510
00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:47,773
but there has to be
something we missed--
511
00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:49,427
like a keyhole?
512
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,993
I may not trust
the forest doctor,
513
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,082
but I do trust
your instincts, Deputy,
514
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:56,390
and something's definitely
off with this van.
515
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,565
What do you see?
516
00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,567
Well, this is
a 255-horsepower,
517
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,744
5.4-liter
V-8 E350 cargo van, right?
518
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,268
My buddy Roger,
he's got this exact model.
519
00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:09,751
Everything in here is standard
except for this flooring.
520
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:12,058
See, this is
aftermarket black PVC
521
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,581
thermoplastic lining, right?
522
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,018
Now, I think we need
to get this lining out.
523
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,759
We gonna find
what we're looking for.
524
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,457
So I'm going to
need a few things.
525
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,588
I'm going to need a crowbar.
526
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,503
We need a half gallon
of muriatic acid.
527
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,636
I'm going to need, like,
nine strips of firecrackers,
528
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,855
the little ones, though,
not the M80s.
529
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:30,076
Although I will need
16 of those.
530
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:33,514
Found it.
531
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,736
Well, well, well,
we got ourselves a keyhole.
532
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:41,000
Once again, I have followed
your instincts
533
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,958
and led us to victory.
534
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,874
Okay.
535
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,011
If I have learned one thing
536
00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:54,013
from meeting
with the generals,
537
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,710
it is that mating is like war.
538
00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:57,407
You cannot sit around
and wait.
539
00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:58,757
You have to take action.
540
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:00,498
Do it.
541
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,457
She's the one in the jacket.
542
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,983
I think I know
which one she is.
543
00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:12,336
God, wait,
I changed my mind.
544
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:19,169
What did she say?
She's looking over here.
545
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:24,826
"Are there
any doctors in town
546
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,088
"you like more than a friend?
547
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:28,134
Circle yes, no, maybe."
548
00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:30,310
Did she say anything?
You got to tell me everything.
549
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:33,270
She's comshe's coming.
Go, go, go.
550
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,318
Harry, hey.
551
00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,408
I'm really flattered.
552
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:42,844
It worked.
553
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:46,065
But, you can't have
feelings for me.
554
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,241
Your species has no emotions.
555
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:51,026
I do.
I-it's the human in me.
556
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,898
You ate a human?
557
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:55,727
No.
558
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:57,859
I mean, the DNA.
559
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,513
Got it.
560
00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:02,037
Because I was going to ask you
how they, you know...
561
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:03,822
Taste?
562
00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:06,912
I don't know.
563
00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:11,917
Probably like chick--
like...
564
00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,919
You were going
to say "chicken" just now.
565
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,181
- I wasn't, no.
- You were.
566
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:18,880
I was going to say
"ChapStick."
567
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:22,623
It's a tasty...
568
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,191
stick of wax.
569
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,411
I know.
I've eaten quite a few of them.
570
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,631
Yeah.
571
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,982
You're great.
Thank you.
572
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:38,944
Your kind is usually so cold,
and you are so different.
573
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:42,644
You're a lota lot different.
574
00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:49,171
It's justI'm only hanging out
here until the portal is fixed.
575
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:52,741
So what would be the point,
as they say?
576
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:56,963
So let's just be friends.
577
00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:03,664
I understand.
578
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:07,668
Yes, let's just be friends.
579
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,975
Okay.
580
00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:14,109
So you're circling no?
581
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:15,981
I would love to circle "yes,"
582
00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:18,157
but it's not--
that's not feasible.
583
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:20,072
Right.
584
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:23,076
Friends.
585
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:29,647
Yeah.
586
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,911
That's really all I want...
587
00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:35,653
is friendship.
588
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,698
Great.
589
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,441
I want to die.
590
00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:50,319
Thanks for showing
us so much love.
591
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,758
All right, this next tune is
going out to our happy couple,
592
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,195
Drew and Manuel.
593
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,721
Thank you.
594
00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:13,734
♪ Long time ago,
we had some dough ♪
595
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,172
♪ Needed to unwind
596
00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:19,653
♪ Looking for trouble,
looking for fun... ♪
597
00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:21,394
Harry, I have called you
five times.
598
00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:22,917
Where are you?
599
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,832
Mike and Liv have been stashing
the alien tracker van
600
00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:26,399
on the rez.
601
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,880
Who knows if there's any
traces of your DNA in there?
602
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:31,578
You need to call me back.
603
00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:33,754
Bye.
604
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:37,410
Don't tell Drew, but I think
Grams has a new favorite.
605
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,500
I always knew
they'd get along.
606
00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:43,546
What?
What's wrong?
607
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:47,855
Nothing. I'mI'm so happy
she's here.
608
00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:51,250
I justI wish when I was 16,
609
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,339
I could have looked ahead
and seen all this,
610
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:55,645
and then I would have known
that if I had held on to her,
611
00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,691
everything
would have been all right.
612
00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,563
That 16-year-old gave up
the most precious thing
613
00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:02,130
in her life.
614
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:04,176
I can't imagine
how that must have hurt.
615
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,961
But you did it because you knew
with everything going on
616
00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:10,225
in your life at that time that
it was the best thing for Jay.
617
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:12,489
Right.
618
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,275
Come on.
619
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:18,582
- You want to dance?
- I do.
620
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:29,376
Hi.
621
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:40,039
♪ Hey, baby
622
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:44,217
♪ My baby
623
00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:49,613
♪ Where are you tonight?
624
00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,228
♪ Hey, baby
625
00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:58,840
♪ My baby
626
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,890
♪ Where are you tonight?
627
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,456
I told you
not to look at that.
628
00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:52,414
Whoops, that's
not my checkbook.
629
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,329
How much did you see?
630
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,375
Only the scary parts.
631
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:58,899
There are no scary parts.
It's a children's book.
632
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,074
Hey, what's this?
633
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:01,772
No, Max, don't.
634
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,125
No.
635
00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:14,219
We have a problem.
636
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,221
Anders just walked off
the Darling Project.
637
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:19,354
He said the results you want
are impossible.
638
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:20,747
Get someone else.
639
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,925
There is no one else
who's done this before.
640
00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:27,972
Yes, there is.
641
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,930
Cobra up.
642
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,236
Nice and easy.
643
00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:33,368
Head up to the sky.
644
00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:36,458
Breathe, take your time.
645
00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:40,462
When you're ready to go down,
push your hips up to the sky,
646
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:43,161
strain your back,
and hold the pose.
647
00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:45,294
Hi.
648
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:48,862
I'm retired.
649
00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,690
You retired me.
650
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,213
What if I say no?
651
00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:54,955
I don't know.
Let's find out.
652
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,349
That would be fun.
653
00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:11,754
If we run out of magnets,
654
00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:13,800
I got some more office supplies
from Amazon Prime.
655
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,542
The Transformer?
656
00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:17,847
What?
657
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:19,937
You know,
Optimus Prime's wife.
658
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:23,984
No,
that's, not what I meant.
659
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,986
Also, just curious,
how would I, like,
660
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:28,946
even meet a Transformer to get
a box of magnets from them?
661
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:32,862
Could be anyplacethe gym,
maybe an auto-body shop.
662
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:36,214
Hey, look, check out
these schematics.
663
00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:40,522
It appears that your instincts
were dead-on.
664
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,568
Look at that.
665
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,353
There's room
for a hidden compartment
666
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:46,920
near the cross-shaped indent.
667
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:50,576
Now we just have to figure out
how to open it.
668
00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,404
Damn, that's
a high-quality magnet.
669
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,406
Probably fit, like,
three of these pictures
670
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:56,583
to Fred's metal hip
with one of these bad boys.
671
00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:04,285
Where did you find this magnet?
I found it stuck to the desk.
672
00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:05,374
What desk?
673
00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:11,424
Wait, what's that?
674
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,819
Bingo.
675
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,391
What's he doing?
676
00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:27,961
He just put that phone
in his pocket.
677
00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:29,571
He's reading Robert's diary.
678
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,269
Is there anything important
in that?
679
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:32,967
The therapist's name.
680
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,578
Sheriff, the therapist died
681
00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:38,972
a day after Joseph saw
that diary.
682
00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:41,409
So, if he came here
to spy on us,
683
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:43,630
he could still be doing it.
684
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:47,025
Dr. Beasley.
685
00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:10,178
We're too late.
686
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:22,147
Yeah, this thing's
on its last legs.
687
00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:26,063
Well, I don't care
how many legs it has.
688
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,980
Just how long to fix it,
and can you make it longer?
689
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,114
Brought you pretzels.
690
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,811
Well, I found them in the Jeep,
691
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:38,249
but I brought them
inside, so...
692
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,860
Is that a human?
693
00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:44,298
That is not cool, man.
She can't see me.
694
00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,779
This is going to go
on my record.
695
00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:48,824
That is just her human form.
696
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:52,220
She is a slug species
from the Earendel system.
697
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,353
Thanks for that.
698
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:58,878
Now, you see your first alien,
mind-blowing.
699
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,923
And then after that,
it's kind of like, meh.
700
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,099
Why are you here?
701
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,796
I need to check
on where we're at
702
00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:05,493
with the whole
"saving the world" thing.
703
00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:09,018
We are not at anywhere.
704
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:12,370
I am building a model
of the Yellowstone caldera
705
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:14,850
to figure out
what the Greys' plan is
706
00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:18,071
to slaughter
all of the human race.
707
00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:20,856
But I ran out of glitter.
708
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,684
You made the snow
all sparkly.
709
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:24,512
Need some trees.
710
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,166
Can I add some?
711
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,907
You are already doing it.
712
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,474
Question for you--
713
00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:31,432
you're an alien here to save
the world, blah, blah, blah.
714
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:33,347
Does it ever bother you
715
00:35:33,348 --> 00:35:36,263
that you can't tell anybody
about it?
716
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:40,311
It was hard at first,
but then...
717
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,964
Asta found out.
718
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,880
And it was easier
719
00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:48,754
because I was no longer alone.
720
00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:50,669
See, that's what I mean.
721
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:53,280
I saw Elliot today.
722
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:54,934
He has a girlfriend now,
723
00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:57,893
which kind of made me
feel like shit.
724
00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,417
Why are you telling me this?
725
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,375
I don't know,
because you're an alien.
726
00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:03,856
I figure you can't judge me.
It's like talking to a dog.
727
00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:07,120
Anyway, if I could tell Elliot
what I was doing,
728
00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:10,689
you know, then I'd have
something too.
729
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:14,562
If you do something special
and nobody knows about it,
730
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,304
are you still special?
731
00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,701
So who's Elliot?
732
00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:25,834
You guys done or what?
733
00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:27,315
Go away.
734
00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,970
Also...
735
00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:33,233
Elliott is happy.
736
00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:37,324
And I was actually happy
to see him happy.
737
00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:40,588
If you were happy
that he was happy,
738
00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:43,243
then why is your face all mopey
739
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:46,333
and your voice
is like wet underwear?
740
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:50,772
Because if I want him happy,
even if he didn't want me,
741
00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:52,862
then that means that...
742
00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:57,431
I love him, and...
743
00:36:57,432 --> 00:37:00,217
I ruined something...
744
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,436
real.
745
00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:16,363
Are we really not going to
talk about Mom's murder story?
746
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:19,148
It's not--
747
00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:20,889
God forbid I write a sweet
little children's book.
748
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:23,152
There are worms coming out
of the dead mouse's stomach.
749
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:24,632
Those are entrails.
750
00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,286
I am done with dinner.
751
00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:30,030
Hon, Max is right.
Maybe we need to talk about it.
752
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:34,338
Go ahead, Max.
753
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:36,470
What?
No way am I going first.
754
00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:37,950
Okay.
755
00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:39,517
Well, I think we were
both just expecting
756
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:41,649
something a little more cute
andand upbeat
757
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,172
for a children's book.
758
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:46,132
It's a beautiful story
about a mother feeding
759
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,612
and protecting her babies.
760
00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:51,050
Objectively, if you were
in your classroom
761
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:55,447
and you saw
a student drawing this...
762
00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:01,495
Would you maybe call
their parents in to talk?
763
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,629
My God,
what is happening to me?
764
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:07,458
I can't get these owls
out of my head.
765
00:38:07,459 --> 00:38:10,504
I saw a movie once
where a person saw an owl,
766
00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:13,202
and it meant they were being
abducted by aliens.
767
00:38:13,203 --> 00:38:14,334
Does your butt hurt?
768
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:16,031
Okay, that's not
really dinner talk.
769
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,206
And we have been over this--
770
00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:20,080
there's no such thing
as aliens, okay?
771
00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:32,700
Getting the band
back together--
772
00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:35,050
man, we haven't dusted up
like that since...
773
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,053
the Gathering of Nations.
774
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,578
Yeah.
775
00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:44,103
Hey, Dad,
I think I did a bad thing.
776
00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:48,803
Harry's in love
with this alien bird.
777
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:52,720
And so I told him
not to pursue it.
778
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:55,897
I told him that he should focus
on saving the world,
779
00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:59,728
but I don't think
that's why I did it.
780
00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:04,210
Someone feeling
a little jealous?
781
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,865
No.
782
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:10,434
Well, not romantically anyway.
783
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,827
But...
784
00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:14,699
maybe, yeah.
785
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,223
I mean, it was always
just me and Harry.
786
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:18,746
He needed me.
787
00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,966
And now he's not even answering
my phone calls.
788
00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:23,447
You know how much
you mean to him.
789
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,971
I know.
790
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,887
Being there today, seeing
all those people,
791
00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:32,281
surrounded by all that love...
792
00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:35,242
It just made me realize he
should get to have that too.
793
00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:39,680
- Hey.
- Hi.
794
00:39:39,681 --> 00:39:42,422
Thank you so much
for bringing me to the rez.
795
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,904
It was a lot, but I loved it.
796
00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:49,908
Also, my mom and I kind of got
into a bit of a fight,
797
00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:53,085
so I was wondering
if maybe I could crash
798
00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,521
with you for a few days.
799
00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:57,742
Before you say no,
just think about it, okay?
800
00:39:57,743 --> 00:39:59,831
It could be fun.
801
00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:02,747
All right, I've got to go,
but think about it.
802
00:40:02,748 --> 00:40:04,923
All right.
I'll talk to you soon.
803
00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:06,403
O-okay.
804
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,970
There are many terrifying
things in the world,
805
00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:11,931
but the most terrifying
thing is love.
806
00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:20,242
♪ In the middle
of the night again ♪
807
00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:24,682
♪ Still water,
and the birds don't sing... ♪
808
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:27,467
It attacks you like
a thing with claws.
809
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:31,690
♪ Medicating for
the trouble that's coming ♪
810
00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:38,913
♪ This house wasn't made
for strangers ♪
811
00:40:38,914 --> 00:40:42,439
♪ But you come knocking
anyway ♪
812
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,225
♪ I can hear you
knocking on the door ♪
813
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:50,621
♪ I won't leave it open
for you anymore ♪
814
00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:54,451
Love opens you up,
and there you are.
815
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:59,544
♪ Knocking on the door
of the house of mercy ♪
816
00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:05,810
♪ Don't try
to change my mind ♪
817
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,247
And you don't
even try to stop it.
818
00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:10,555
You let it feed.
819
00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:21,303
♪ Don't try to wear me down
820
00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:24,350
Because real love makes
you want the person you love
821
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,135
to be okay...
822
00:41:31,445 --> 00:41:33,491
Even if you are not.
823
00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:47,548
Heather?
824
00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,356
Son of a bitch.
825
00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:50,610
Tell me
about when you worked
826
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:52,570
for DARPA's
autonomous robotics program.
827
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:57,095
The VA would donate soldiers
who were in a vegetative state
828
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,487
to DARPA.
829
00:42:58,488 --> 00:42:59,924
Instead of pulling the plug,
830
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:02,100
we kept them alive
and ran experiments.
831
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,406
I quit that job.
832
00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:06,235
I still have nightmares.
833
00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:12,153
Nope.
834
00:43:12,154 --> 00:43:14,373
No way in hell
am I putting that thing on.
835
00:43:14,374 --> 00:43:16,245
It's not for you.
836
00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:21,250
It's for him.
837
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,732
Who better to fight aliens
838
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:28,475
than someone
who can see aliens?
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