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Dullest book I ever read.
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Hey. Who are you?
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I'm Debbie Harry.
Kermit asked me to guest on the show.
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Debbie Harry. That's right.
You sing with that rock group, uh...
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-Blondie.
-Eh?
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Blondie. That's the name of the group.
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-Blondie?
-Yes.
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Dumb name for a group.
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If I were you,
I'd have called it something different.
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If you were me,
you would have called it Baldie.
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
Debbie Harry.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to raise the curtain
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ Why do we always come here? ♪
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♪ I guess we'll never know ♪
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♪ It's like a kind of torture ♪
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♪ To have to watch this show ♪
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♪ But now let's get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[HONKS]
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What a great ear.
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[LAUGHS]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Hi-ho, and welcome again
to The Muppet Show.
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And it's going to be
a fantastic show tonight
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because with us
is one of the great stars of rock music,
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Miss Debbie Harry of Blondie!
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Yes! And now--
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Robin, what are you doing here?
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Well, my Frog Scout troop
was hoping one day
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you'd let them come visit backstage
at The Muppet Show.
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I suppose that could be arranged.
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Come on! It's okay!
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You said "one day."
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Yeah, but today's the day.
Debbie Harry's here.
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[SCOUTS CHEERING]
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Okay, okay, okay,
but before we get to see Debbie,
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here is our opening number.
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ROBIN:
Oh, great. Wonderful.
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Guys, will you get out of here?
Get out, get out.
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Opening number!
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[BAND PLAYING SCHMALTZY JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ What a beautiful day ♪
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♪ For a wedding in May ♪
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♪ See the people all stare ♪
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♪ At the lovable pair ♪
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♪ She's a vision of joy ♪
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♪ He's the luckiest boy ♪
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♪ In his wedding array ♪
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♪ Hear him smilingly say ♪
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♪ The bells are ringing ♪
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♪ For me and Gargoyle ♪
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♪ The birds are singing ♪
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♪ For me and Gargoyle ♪
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♪ Everybody's been knowin' ♪
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♪ To a wedding they're goin' ♪
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♪ And for weeks they've been stowin' ♪
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♪ Days of labor and toil ♪
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♪ They're congregating ♪
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♪ For me and Gargoyle ♪
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♪ The parson's waiting ♪
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♪ For me and Gargoyle ♪
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[GARGOYLE GIGGLES]
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♪ And someday we're gonna build
A little home for two ♪
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-♪ Or three or four ♪
-♪ Or four ♪
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ALL:
♪ Or more ♪
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♪ In love land ♪
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♪ For me and Gargoyle ♪
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-Oh... Hee-hee.
-Oh, Gargoyle.
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[LAUGHING]
Whoa!
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Whoa! Ha-ha-ha, yay!
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BOTH: ♪ And someday we're gonna build
A little home for two ♪
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♪ Or three or four or more ♪
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ALL:
♪ In love land ♪
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♪ For me and Gargoyle ♪
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[CAMERAS CLICKING]
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Hey. Oh, look. Get this.
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Okay, hold still.
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Smile.
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That's it. Cheese.
Okay, smile, say "cheese."
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-Say "cheese."
GARGOYLE: Get out.
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Oh, incredible. What kind of creature
would marry a gargoyle?
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A garboy?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Okay, that was a nice number.
Nice number, Mulch.
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Oh, hey, hey, can't you do something
about these kids?
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They nearly ruined that number.
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I'm sorry about that, Mulch,
but you know kids.
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They're all the same.
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Not mine. Mine are different.
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Hmm. I suppose they are.
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They're at the museum today.
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Mm-hm, nice. Visiting the museum?
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Not visiting.
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On exhibit.
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Hmm.
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They're weird but worth seeing.
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Hmm, okay.
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-Frog Scouts. Robin?
-Yes, Uncle Kermit?
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-Did you guys come with an adult?
-Oh, sure.
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-Mrs. Appleby?
-Yes?
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The Scouts are getting a bit out of hand.
Maybe you should talk to them.
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Oh, of course.
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They're just kind of excited
about seeing Debbie Harry.
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I don't blame them,
but I do worry about them getting hurt.
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There's dangerous areas around here.
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Oh, don't worry about that.
I'll just give them a little safety talk.
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-Mm-hm.
-Boys! Boys, come here. Is everybody here?
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Um, I don't see Norman.
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-Oh, I saw him going upstairs.
APPLEBY: Huh?
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[ANIMAL YELLING]
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NORMAN:
Whoa!
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[LAUGHS]
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That was one of the dangerous areas
I was talking about.
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APPLEBY:
Norman?
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Norman, wake up.
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Here is a Muppet News Flash.
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Famous French clothing designer
David Lazeur was arrested today
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under the poultry laws
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for designing clothes
that can suddenly turn into chickens.
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[CHICKENS CLUCKING & NEWSMAN SPLUTTERING]
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
it's guest-star time.
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[SCOUTS CHEERING]
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Will you guys get off the stage?
Get off the stage. Clear the aisles.
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Here she is, ladies and gentlemen,
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the queen of rock 'n' roll, Debbie Harry!
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[CHEERS]
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[PLAYING UPBEAT PUNK MUSIC]
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Hey, this ain't my normal band.
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Well, what's normal about a band, anyway?
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna find ya ♪
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♪ I'm gonna getcha, getcha
Getcha, getcha ♪
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna win ya ♪
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♪ I'll getcha, I'll getcha, getcha ♪
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna see ya ♪
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♪ I'm gonna meetcha, meetcha
Meetcha, meetcha ♪
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♪ One day, maybe next week ♪
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♪ I'm gonna see ya
I'll meetcha, yeah ♪
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♪ I will drive past your house ♪
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♪ And if the lights are all down ♪
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♪ I'll see who's around ♪
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Debbie!
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Hey, Debbie! Debbie!
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[ROARING]
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[BOTH SNARLING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[ALL LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna lose ya ♪
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♪ I'm gonna give you the slip ♪
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♪ A slip of the hip or another
I'm gonna lose ya ♪
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♪ I'll trick ya, I'll trick ya ♪
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna lose ya ♪
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[GROWLS]
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♪ I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya
Trick ya, trick ya ♪
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna lose ya ♪
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♪ I'm gonna give you the slip ♪
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[LAUGHING]
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♪ I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall ♪
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♪ Where I can see it all
Find out who you call ♪
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♪ Lead you to the supermarket
Check out some specials and rat food ♪
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♪ Get lost in the crowd ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna getcha ♪
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♪ I'll getcha
I'll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna getcha ♪
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[ALL SCREAM]
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♪ I'll getcha
I'll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha ♪
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♪ One way or another
I'm gonna getcha ♪
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[MULCH CHUCKLING]
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[MULCH GIGGLES]
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Who was she supposed to be
looking for, anyway?
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The guy who booked her
on this crummy show.
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Okay. Great number. Great number, guys.
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Hey, Debbie? Debbie,
I'm awfully sorry about Mulch there.
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Oh, that's okay, Kermit.
I like fans any size, shape or species.
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Mulch, what were you doing in that number?
You were in the opening.
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Just wanted Debbie's autograph.
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Uh, did you give it to him?
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Of course.
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I'm gonna turn him down?
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Thanks, Debbie.
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-Yeah.
-It's okay.
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Actually, I felt a little sorry for him.
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He said it was for his kids.
They don't get out much.
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I bet they don't.
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Speaking of kids,
whatever happened to the Frog Scouts?
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[CAT MEOWS]
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Yeah, business ain't the same
without Johnny.
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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Squad, hut!
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[HEELS CLICK]
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Okay, kids, take it easy.
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-Aw, Debbie, you were ace.
-That first number was dynamite.
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Beautiful.
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What are you guys doing in here, anyway?
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Oh, we're working
on our punk merit badges.
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Punk merit badges?
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Yeah. Well, could you give us some tips?
We're only Tenderflippers.
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-Well, you could learn to dance the pogo.
-Oh.
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The pogo?
Would that get us our punk merit badges?
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It'll get you tender flippers.
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Hey, a kidder?
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-Hit it, guys.
-Yeah.
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[PLAYING RAUCOUS PUNK MUSIC]
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Uh... Hey, what's all the noise in here?
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Oh, sorry, Uncle Kermit.
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We just wanted to tell Debbie
that we think she's real punk.
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Robin, you're insulting our guest star.
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Oh, no, he isn't.
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Well, listen, does Mrs. Appleby know
you guys are in here?
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Wahoo!
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Forget Mrs. Appleby.
Meet the Safety Pin Queen! Whoo!
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[SCOUTS CLAMORING]
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[SCOUT BAND PLAYING RAUCOUS PUNK MUSIC]
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Gee, things have really changed a lot
since I was in the Frog Scouts.
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[DEBBIE WHOOPING]
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[BAND PLAYING GENTLE FOLK MUSIC]
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♪ I had a little beetle
So that Beetle was his name ♪
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♪ And I called him Alexander
And he answered just the same ♪
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♪ I put him in a matchbox
And I kept him all the day ♪
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♪ But Nanny let my beetle out ♪
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♪ Nanny let my beetle out ♪
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♪ She went and let my beetle out
And Beetle ran away ♪
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♪ She said she didn't mean it
And I never said she did ♪
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♪ She said she wanted matches
And she just took off the lid ♪
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♪ She said I mustn't worry
But it's difficult to catch ♪
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♪ An excited sort of beetle
You've mistaken for a match ♪
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♪ If we looked in all the places
That a beetle might be near ♪
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♪ And we made the kind of noises
That a beetle likes to hear ♪
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-Here, Beetle, Beetle, Beetle.
SQUEAKY VOICE: What was that? Oh, where?
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♪ And I heard a kind of something ♪
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SQUEAKY VOICE:
Who's that?
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♪ And I gave a sort of shout ♪
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[ALEXANDER SQUEAKS]
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♪ It was a beetle house
And Alexander Beetle coming out ♪
247
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,139
Okay. I'm coming out now.
248
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:30,810
♪ It was Alexander Beetle
I'm as certain as can be ♪
249
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:31,936
That's me.
250
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:36,024
♪ And he had a kind of look as though
He thought it might be me ♪
251
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,275
Hey, it's you.
252
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:41,946
♪ He had a sort of look as though
He thought he ought to say ♪
253
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:46,868
♪ Uh, I'm really very sorry
That I tried to run away ♪
254
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:47,994
I am.
255
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,663
-♪ He's really very sorry ♪
-♪ I'm really very sorry ♪
256
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:57,045
-♪ That he tried to run away ♪
-♪ That I tried to run away ♪
257
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,839
[ALEXANDER CHUCKLING
AND SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
258
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,180
-Oh, Debbie.
-Yes, Kermit?
259
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:10,433
What's this I hear
about your wanting to do a rainbow song?
260
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,561
Oh, yeah. I just dig songs about rainbows.
261
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,688
Oh, good.
262
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,855
I sent you a list.
263
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,607
Uh, yeah, I got the list.
264
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:22,487
Uh, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
and "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows."
265
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,906
Well, yeah. Which one should I do?
266
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,785
Well, you left out one rainbow song.
267
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,870
I did?
268
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,082
Yeah. My rainbow song.
269
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,377
-Oh, that one.
-Mm.
270
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,796
Well, I thought you might be tired
of that.
271
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:44,676
Well, uh, no.
Actually, no, I'm not tired of it at all.
272
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,094
Well, let's do it, then.
273
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,680
Oh, good. I thought you'd never ask.
274
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,598
It goes like this.
275
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,767
[PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
276
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,855
-Remember?
-Yeah.
277
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,899
♪ Why are there so many ♪
278
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,944
♪ Songs about rainbows ♪
279
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:08,199
♪ And what's on the other side? ♪
280
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,495
♪ Rainbows are visions ♪
281
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,832
♪ But only illusions ♪
282
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:21,046
♪ Rainbows have nothing to hide ♪
283
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:28,553
♪ So we've been told
And some choose to believe it ♪
284
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:33,099
♪ I know they're wrong
Wait and see ♪
285
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,771
♪ Someday we'll find it ♪
286
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,940
♪ The Rainbow Connection ♪
287
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:45,945
BOTH:
♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me ♪
288
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:50,158
♪ All of us under its spell ♪
289
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:57,082
♪ We know that it's probably magic ♪
290
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,628
-♪ Have you been half asleep ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ooh ♪
291
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,964
-♪ And have you heard voices? ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
292
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:11,346
-♪ I've heard them calling my name ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
293
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,307
-♪ Is this the sweet sound ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
294
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,686
-♪ That calls the young sailors? ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
295
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:24,109
-♪ The voice might be one and the same ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
296
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:30,115
♪ I've heard it too many times
To ignore it ♪
297
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:34,160
♪ It's something that I'm supposed to be ♪
298
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,621
CHORUS:
♪ Ooh ♪
299
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,624
BOTH:
♪ Someday we'll find it ♪
300
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,836
♪ The Rainbow Connection ♪
301
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:47,716
♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me ♪
302
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,970
ALL:
♪ La, la-dee-da, doo ♪
303
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:59,352
♪ La, la, da-da, la-dee-da, doo ♪
304
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,527
NARRATOR:
And now
305
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:13,408
[ECHOING]
Pigs in Space.
306
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,246
You may remember
when we last left the Swinetrek,
307
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,206
it was caught in a meteor storm.
308
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,668
If you don't remember, that's okay.
I've just reminded you.
309
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,836
[METEORS CLANKING]
310
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,004
[STRANGEPORK GRUNTS]
311
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,965
Oh, Captain Link! Whatever shall we do?
312
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,759
Don't worry, First Mate Piggy.
313
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,428
No meteor can penetrate the hull
of this ship.
314
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:37,223
It's made of super-strength porkium alloy.
315
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:43,313
Yeah, that's right.
Absolutely no chance of any damage.
316
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,732
[STRANGEPORK YELPS THEN PIGGY SCREAMS]
317
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,318
Of course,
I'm usually wrong about these things.
318
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,403
Help! There's a hole in the hull!
319
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,280
-Help!
-There's a hole in the hull!
320
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:56,076
We've got to plug the hole before
all the air is sucked out of the ship.
321
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,578
Yes, but what can we plug it with?
322
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,288
I don't know, knucklebrain.
323
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:03,875
-You just plug the hole.
-Okay.
324
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,293
[PIGGY GRUNTING]
325
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,837
PIGGY:
Hey, what's going on? Hold on--
326
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,508
There. There, now we've plugged the hole.
Are you happy?
327
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,884
[PIGGY GRUNTS]
328
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,721
[IN MUFFLED VOICE]
No, I'm not! Get me out of here!
329
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:21,601
Lucky it was a snout-sized hole,
or we'd be in big trouble. Ha, ha.
330
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:26,690
If you don't get me out of here,
you'll be in even bigger trouble!
331
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,609
-Quick, Link, get the pepper.
-Mm.
332
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:32,404
PIGGY:
"Get the pepper"?
333
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,949
Don't worry. With this pepper,
we'll have you out of there in no time.
334
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,576
PIGGY: Hold it, hold it.
-Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle.
335
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,954
[PIGGY GASPING]
336
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,747
[PIGGY SNEEZES]
337
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,874
[STRANGEPORK YELPS & HOGTHROB GASPS]
338
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,628
Oh, help! I'm being sucked into the ho...!
339
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,924
STRANGEPORK: Oh, good work, captain.
You've saved the ship.
340
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,217
[CHEERS]
341
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,012
NARRATOR:
Tune in again next time for Pigs in Space,
342
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,847
when we'll hear Captain Link say:
343
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,850
HOGTHROB [IN MUFFLED VOICE]:
Oh, but what about my head?
344
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:05,145
Don't worry, it's not a vital organ.
345
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,899
Okay. Pigs in Space, very exciting.
346
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,609
That was a mess, Kermie.
347
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,696
-Well, I'm sorry about that, Piggy.
-Ahh.
348
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,823
Would--? Would you get a job?
349
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,992
[HOGTHROB GROANING]
350
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,788
Oh, that poor thing. What happened to him?
351
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,540
Well, it's a long story.
352
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,418
Actually, it's a short story.
He did something dumb.
353
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,005
Well, we can't let him suffer like that.
Scouts!
354
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,131
[HEELS CLICK]
355
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,216
Give that pig first aid.
356
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,302
[SCOUTS CHATTERING]
357
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,721
[HOGTHROB GRUNTING]
358
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,598
Am I better?
359
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,100
Gee, they're very fast.
360
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,562
Oh, yes, yes,
and with great precision too.
361
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:51,066
Why, you should have them
do their close-order drill on the show.
362
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:54,527
Well, they're amateurs,
and we only book professionals.
363
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,529
-Kermit, it's disaster time!
-Huh?
364
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,823
You're gonna have to cancel
my wrestling match
365
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,910
with Quongo the wild mountain gorilla.
366
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,244
But why?
367
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,331
He just called from his limo.
It's stuck in traffic.
368
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,249
-Ahh.
-Sorry.
369
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,169
That was a professional?
370
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:15,924
Yeah. Listen, maybe we can overlook
our rule against amateurs tonight.
371
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,176
How soon can your Scouts be ready?
372
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,344
Ten-hut!
373
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,470
[HEELS CLICK]
374
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,971
They're next.
375
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,392
Scouts, are you ready for the bigtime?
376
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,227
SCOUTS:
Yes, Mrs. Appleby.
377
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,563
Swell. But first we gotta do
this crummy show.
378
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,524
[SCOUTS LAUGH]
379
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,152
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry to announce that,
380
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,571
due to circumstances beyond our control,
381
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:43,493
The Great Gonzo will be unable to wrestle
a fierce mountain gorilla as advertised.
382
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,036
AUDIENCE:
Aw.
383
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:48,331
But it is an ill wind
that has no silver lining,
384
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,584
so in his place, we proudly present
the precision drill team
385
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:56,131
from the Okefenokee Pack 12
of the Frog Scouts of America. Yay!
386
00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:01,386
Hut! Ah, hut! Kee, hut! Pip, pip, ah!
387
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,554
Sound off!
388
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,723
SCOUTS: Sound off.
-One, two.
389
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,974
SCOUTS:
One, two.
390
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,892
One, two, three, four.
391
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:10,061
SCOUTS:
One, two. Three, four.
392
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:14,357
Go left. Go left. Go left, right, left.
393
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,818
ALL:
♪ We left the swamp for solid ground ♪
394
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,653
♪ Drop and step and march around ♪
395
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:22,991
Gonzo? Gonzo? Have you seen Gonzo?
I was supposed to wrest--
396
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,868
SCOUTS:
♪ We practice in the muddy muck ♪
397
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,953
♪ And never get our flippers stuck ♪
398
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,079
Hey, boys!
399
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:29,748
-Sound off.
-Hey, quit it!
400
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,167
-Sound off.
-I'm looking for Gonzo.
401
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,127
SCOUTS:
One, two, three, four.
402
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,628
Hey, I'm getting mad!
403
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:36,796
SCOUTS:
Three, four.
404
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,132
I'm getting out of here.
405
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,638
Where was you?
406
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:48,683
What's the diff?
You was gonna take a dive anyway.
407
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,643
Oh. Yeah.
408
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:55,815
Okay. Well, here we are at the finale,
and I bet you know what that means.
409
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,317
SCOUTS:
Debbie Harry!
410
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,860
That's right, Debbie Harry!
411
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,029
[ALL CHEERING]
412
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,574
[PLAYING PUNK MUSIC]
413
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:22,175
♪ Color me your color, baby ♪
414
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:25,679
♪ Color me your car ♪
415
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:29,224
♪ Color me your color, darlin' ♪
416
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:32,769
♪ I know who you are ♪
417
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,189
♪ Come up off your color chart ♪
418
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,442
♪ I know where you're coming from ♪
419
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,277
-♪ Call me ♪
BAND: ♪ Call me ♪
420
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:46,408
♪ On the line
You can call me, call me anytime ♪
421
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,284
-♪ Call me ♪
-♪ Call me ♪
422
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:53,373
♪ For a ride
You can call me any day or night ♪
423
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:54,791
♪ Call me ♪
424
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,133
♪ Ooh ♪
425
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:07,971
♪ He speaks the languages of love ♪
426
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,973
♪ Ooh ♪
427
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,018
♪ Amore, chiamami ♪
428
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,020
♪ Chiamami ♪
429
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,105
♪ Ooh ♪
430
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,983
♪ Appelle-moi, mon chéri ♪
431
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,359
♪ Chéri ♪
432
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:27,407
♪ Anytime, anyplace
Anywhere, any way ♪
433
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:34,164
♪ Anytime, anyplace
Anywhere, any day, any way ♪
434
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,283
-♪ Call me ♪
BAND: ♪ Call me ♪
435
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:15,121
♪ On the line
You can call me, call me anytime ♪
436
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,790
-♪ Call me ♪
-♪ Call me ♪
437
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:22,128
♪ For a ride
Call me, call me any day or night ♪
438
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,672
-♪ Call me ♪
-♪ Call me ♪
439
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:29,052
♪ On the line
Call me, call me for some sweet delight ♪
440
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,929
-♪ Call me ♪
-♪ Call me ♪
441
00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:36,267
♪ Call me
For your lover's lover's alibi ♪
442
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:37,852
♪ Call me ♪
443
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,021
[SCOUTS CHEERING]
444
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,124
Okay, well,
I guess we've just about done it all,
445
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:01,418
even those parts that we shouldn't have.
446
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,962
But the best of it
was certainly our guest star.
447
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:08,133
Ladies and gentlemen, Debbie Harry! Yay!
448
00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:10,677
Yeah! Yeah!
449
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,929
Thank you, Kermit.
450
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:17,517
Thank you, Kermit. Isn't it terrific?
They made me an honorary Frog Scout.
451
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,519
[SCOUTS CHEERING]
452
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,939
By the way, Kermit,
I think it was very nice of you
453
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:25,650
-to let the Scouts perform on the show.
-Uh-huh.
454
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:30,739
Mr. Frog, my boys just did your show,
and we never negotiated a deal.
455
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,907
-But you can't do that to me.
-Hmm?
456
00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:34,367
Oh, yes, she can, Kermit.
457
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,870
She's got her merit badge
in deal negotiation.
458
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:40,081
Uh, we'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
459
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,250
[ALL CHATTERING]
460
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:44,419
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
461
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:22,123
Can we stay here
while we work on our next merit badge?
462
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,667
Merit badge in what?
463
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,085
Grumpiness.
464
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:26,378
[SCOUTS LAUGH]
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