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[CHUCKLES]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Who are you?
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I'm Linda Ronstadt.
I'm gonna be the guest on your show.
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Oh, yeah. Linda Ronstadt.
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Oh, Kermit said
to roll out the red carpet for you.
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Got a little moth problem here?
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No, a big moth problem.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our
very special guest star, Linda Ronstadt.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to raise the curtain
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ Why do we always come here? ♪
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♪ I guess we'll never know ♪
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♪ It's like a kind of torture ♪
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♪ To have to watch this show ♪
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♪ But now let's get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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Popcorn!
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Thank you, thank you,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
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You picked a great show not to miss,
because our guest star
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is one of the great singers of all time,
Miss Linda Ronstadt!
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Yes. But first, let's get things started
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with Bugsy Salsapueda
and his Hypnotized Horse!
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[HORSE BLUSTERS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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This sure is heavy.
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It should be.
It contains my entire fungus collection.
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Terrific.
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Oh, no. We forgot the mildew.
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Will you please watch it?
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Yuck.
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Kermie, Kermie.
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Hey, is she here yet?
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Kermie. You're all dressed up.
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Well, of course.
Linda Ronstadt is our guest.
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Oh. Yes. The, uh, ahem, girl singer.
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Oh, I just can't wait to meet her.
She is terrific.
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And besides that, she's a real foxy lady.
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"Foxy lady"?
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Excuse me,
I gotta get the flowers I ordered.
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"Flowers"?
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Oh, good grief.
It's what's-her-name Ronstadt.
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Hi, Miss Piggy. Have you seen Kermit?
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[PIGGY CHUCKLES]
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Many times, dear.
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I've never met him.
Oh, I'm such a fan of his.
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Oh, are you really, now?
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There's something about him.
Well, he's just so earnest.
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Uh-huh. Um, dear,
Kermie just might be behind stage.
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Why don't you go have a look over there,
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and you can put on
the rest of your clothes.
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[GRUMBLES]
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Time for decisive action.
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Oh, Linda? I got some flow-- Aah!
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[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
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That should be decisive enough.
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KERMIT:
Help! Help! Help!
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Get off. Off. Off. Get off. Get off!
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Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen,
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Kermit has asked a friend of his
to introduce what's-her-face.
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[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
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Linda Ronstadt. Yay!
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♪ I feel so bad, I got a worried mind ♪
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[FROGS CROAKING TO RHYTHM]
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♪ I'm so lonesome all the time ♪
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♪ Since I left my baby behind ♪
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♪ On Blue Bayou ♪
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♪ Savin' nickels, savin' dimes ♪
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♪ Workin' till the sun don't shine ♪
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♪ Lookin' forward to happy times ♪
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♪ On Blue Bayou ♪
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♪ I'm going back some day ♪
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♪ Come what may ♪
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♪ To Blue Bayou ♪
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♪ Where the folks are fine ♪
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♪ And the world is mine ♪
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♪ On Blue Bayou ♪
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♪ Where those fishing boats ♪
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♪ With their sails afloat♪
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♪ If I could only see ♪
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♪ That familiar sunrise ♪
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♪ Through sleepy eyes ♪
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♪ How happy I'd be ♪
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♪ Gonna be with some of my friends ♪
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♪ Gonna see my baby again ♪
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♪ Maybe I'll feel better again ♪
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♪ On Blue Bayou ♪
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♪ I'm going back some day ♪
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♪ Come what may ♪
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♪ To Blue Bayou ♪
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♪ Where the folks are fine ♪
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♪ And the world is mine ♪
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♪ On Blue Bayou ♪
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♪ Oh, that boy of mine ♪
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♪ By my side ♪
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♪ The silver moon ♪
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♪ And the evenin' tide ♪
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♪ Oh, some sweet day ♪
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♪ Gonna take away ♪
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♪ This hurtin' inside ♪
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♪ Well, I'll never be blue ♪
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♪ My dreams come true ♪
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♪ On Blue ♪
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♪ Bayou ♪
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I thought that bayou number was okay,
didn't you?
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Well, it's okay by me if it's okay bayou.
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[SINGING IN GIBBERISH]
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♪ Bork, bork, bork ♪
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
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[GRUNTING]
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[YELLS]
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NEWSMAN:
Here is a Muppet News Flash.
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Local citizens have reported the sighting
of an unidentified flying object.
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When last seen, it was directly over
the Muppet Newsroom. Huh?
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[CHEF YELLING]
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♪ Little Benny had a cat ♪
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♪ That they wouldn't let him keep ♪
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♪ So he put her up for sale ♪
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♪ At a price he thought was cheap ♪
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♪ He took her to a neighbor ♪
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♪ To ask him for advice ♪
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-♪ He said ♪
-♪ Leave the kitty here ♪
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♪ She'll help me with the mice ♪
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♪ But the cat came back ♪
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♪ She wouldn't stay away ♪
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♪ She was sitting on the porch ♪
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♪ The very next day ♪
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♪ The cat came back ♪
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♪ She didn't want to roam ♪
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♪ The very next day ♪
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♪ It was home, sweet home ♪
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♪ Little Benny met a man ♪
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♪ Who was drivin' way out west ♪
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♪ He would give the cat a ride ♪
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♪ As a special honored guest ♪
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♪ The steering wheel was wobbly ♪
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♪ He drove into a tree ♪
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[CRASHING]
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♪ The car was just a total wreck ♪
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♪ As anyone could see ♪
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♪ But the cat came back ♪
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♪ She wouldn't stay away ♪
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♪ She was sitting on the porch ♪
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♪ The very next day ♪
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♪ The cat came back ♪
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♪ She didn't want to roam ♪
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♪ The very next day ♪
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♪ It was home, sweet home ♪
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♪ Little Benny bought a gun ♪
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♪ From the human cannonball ♪
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♪ He put the cat inside ♪
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♪ With trinitrotoluol ♪
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♪ When Benny pulled the trigger ♪
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♪ The cannon made a roar ♪
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[CAT SCREECHES]
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♪ The neighbors all surrendered ♪
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♪ 'Cause they thought it was a war ♪
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♪ But the cat came back ♪
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♪ She wouldn't stay away ♪
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♪ She was sitting on the porch ♪
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♪ On the very next day ♪
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♪ The cat came back ♪
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♪ She didn't want to roam ♪
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♪ The very next day ♪
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♪ It was home, sweet home ♪
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Last verse, here we go.
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♪ Little Benny gave the cat ♪
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♪ To a man who had a bomb ♪
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♪ When he took the cat away ♪
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♪ She was acting cool and calm ♪
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♪ And then the bomb exploded ♪
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♪ It made an awful sound ♪
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[CAT SCREECHES]
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♪ They looked and looked for ages ♪
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♪ And the man was never found ♪
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♪ But the cat came back ♪
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♪ She wouldn't stay away ♪
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♪ She was sitting on the porch ♪
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♪ The very next day ♪
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Sing!
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♪ The cat came back ♪
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♪ She didn't want to roam ♪
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♪ The very next day ♪
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♪ It was home, sweet home ♪
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Very nice.
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Woof woof.
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Meow.
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Well, I see the cat came back.
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Well, we all came back.
That's because the number's over.
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-Go on, cat. Go on. Whoa!
-Kermit.
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Kermit. Have you seen Kermit?
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Well, no. But it's not like him to leave.
I'll look for him for you.
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Uh, but don't touch that trunk.
It's full of fungus.
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Ick. Thanks for the warning.
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Kermit?
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[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
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KERMIT:
Let me out of here!
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[PANTING]
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Ew. You're not fungus.
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I'm sorry about the smell.
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You're Kermit the Frog.
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Oh, Linda.
I'm so glad you're doing the show.
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Oh, I'm so pleased to be here.
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Oh, good.
You know, I got some flowers for you.
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Darn, they got crushed.
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Aw, nothing wrong with crushes.
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Huh?
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♪ I've got a crush on you ♪
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On me?
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♪ Sweetie pie ♪
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♪ Morning, noon and nighttime ♪
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♪ Hear me sigh ♪
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♪ The world will pardon my mush ♪
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♪ 'Cause I have got a crush ♪
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♪ My baby ♪
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♪ On you ♪
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I don't know what to say, Linda.
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Well, uh...
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Maybe I'd better go get dressed
for my next number.
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Uh, see you later, sweetie.
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[KERMIT SHOUTS]
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Don't count on it, fungus face!
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♪ I'm ♪
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♪ So happy ♪
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♪ I'm ♪
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♪ So glad ♪
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♪ Life ♪
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♪ Is wonderful to me ♪
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♪ That's why ♪
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♪ I'm so happy ♪
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♪ I'm so happy ♪
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♪ He's so happy he could die ♪
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♪ I'm so gay ♪
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♪ He's so gay ♪
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♪ I must be ♪
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♪ The luckiest man alive ♪
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♪ Though lucky isn't the word ♪
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♪ Why don't you ♪
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♪ Be happy too ♪
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♪ I like to have fun ♪
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♪ He likes to have his fun ♪
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♪ Lying in the sun ♪
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♪ Sometimes he lies in the rain ♪
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♪ And laughing, laughing, laughing ♪
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♪ All day ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Why don't you ♪
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♪ Be happy too ♪
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Is that you, Kermit?
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-No, it's just me. Hi, Linda.
-Oh, hi, Janice.
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You wanna go over the song?
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-Yeah, I guess so.
-Great.
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00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,610
-You haven't seen Kermit, have you?
-No.
267
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:47,280
Well, he was here,
but now I can't seem to find him again.
268
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,407
Oh, bummer.
269
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:52,619
-Well, at least I got his picture.
-Mm.
270
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,123
♪ Does he love me? ♪
271
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,292
♪ I wanna know ♪
272
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,044
♪ How can I tell ♪
273
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,129
♪ If he loves me so? ♪
274
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,090
♪ Is it in his eyes? ♪
275
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,467
♪ Oh, no, you'll make believe ♪
276
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,552
♪ Is it in his sighs? ♪
277
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,805
♪ Oh, no, you'll be deceived ♪
278
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,015
♪ If you wanna know ♪
279
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,975
♪ If he loves you so ♪
280
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,852
♪ It's in his kiss ♪
281
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,605
-♪ That's where it is ♪
-♪ Oh ♪
282
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,857
♪ Is it in his face? ♪
283
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,151
♪ Oh, no, that's just his charms ♪
284
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,112
♪ In his warm embrace? ♪
285
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,447
♪ Oh, no, that's just his arms ♪
286
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,491
♪ If you wanna know ♪
287
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,493
♪ If he loves you so♪
288
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,495
♪ It's in his kiss ♪
289
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,997
-♪ That's where it is ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪
290
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,749
♪ It's in his kiss ♪
291
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,501
♪ That's where it is ♪
292
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,044
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
293
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:47,132
♪ Hug him and squeeze him tight ♪
294
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,927
♪ And find out what you wanna know ♪
295
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,221
♪ If it's love ♪
296
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,390
♪ If it really is ♪
297
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,185
♪ It's there in his kiss ♪
298
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,771
♪ How 'bout the way he acts? ♪
299
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,399
♪ Oh, no, that's not the way ♪
300
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:08,528
♪ And you're not listenin' to all I say ♪
301
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,780
♪ If you wanna know ♪
302
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,699
♪ If he loves you so ♪
303
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,659
♪ It's in his kiss ♪
304
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,953
-♪ That's where it is ♪
-♪ Oh ♪
305
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,997
♪ It's in his kiss ♪
306
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,540
♪ That's where it is ♪
307
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,209
♪ Oh, it's in his kiss ♪
308
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,711
♪ That's where it is ♪
309
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,630
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, it's in his kiss ♪
310
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,382
♪ That's where it is ♪
311
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:42,354
Well, we still don't have Kermit the Frog,
but we do have Lola the Fan Dancer!
312
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,814
[STRUTTING BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING]
313
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,653
[SHOUTING]
314
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,114
[SCREAMS]
315
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,282
[CRASHING]
316
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,369
Pigs in Space on next.
317
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,538
Scooter, have you seen Kermit?
I'm still looking for him.
318
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,207
Aren't we all?
319
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,084
I thought he liked me.
320
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,710
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
321
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,214
Kermit. Are you still in there?
322
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,383
Kermit.
323
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,259
KERMIT:
Piggy did this. She locked me in.
324
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,011
You gotta stop doing this.
325
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,097
Pigs in Space on-stage.
326
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,223
PIGGY:
Watch out, guys.
327
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,184
-Miss Piggy.
-Hello, Linda dear. Heh.
328
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,478
Miss Piggy, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
329
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,563
-Uh-oh.
-Locking Kermit in that trunk.
330
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,900
Um... Trunk. Well, it's not a trunk.
331
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,696
It's a, um, sauna. Yes, it's a sauna.
332
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,323
Frogs love it. Dry heat, don't you know.
333
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,991
Piggy, on-stage, now.
334
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,120
Oh, yes, yes.
I'll just take my prop with me.
335
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,038
Scooter, Kermit's in that trunk.
336
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,709
I know, Linda. But the show must go on.
337
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:51,715
NARRATOR [ECHOING]:
And now, Pigs in Space!
338
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,261
As you may remember,
339
00:18:56,344 --> 00:19:00,890
the crew of the Swinetrek
had captured a deadly battle robot.
340
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,561
A deadly battle robot.
Oh! I'm so frightened.
341
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,064
Where is the deadly battle robot, Link?
342
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,692
Uh, First Mate Piggy has it.
343
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,444
[GRUNTING]
344
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,906
Uh, that's a deadly battle robot?
345
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,701
-Looks like a steamer trunk.
-Mm.
346
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:26,666
Um, well, the deadly battle robots often
disguise themselves as steamer trunks.
347
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,501
Oh! Oh!
348
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,462
Don't be scared, Captain Link.
349
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:34,841
I will neutralize the deadly battle robot
with the Zappo ray.
350
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,801
It's Zappo time.
351
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,887
KERMIT:
No! No! No!
352
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,014
Just a moment, just a moment.
353
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:45,727
Kermie. Are you going
to see Linda Ronstadt again?
354
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,313
KERMIT:
Piggy, that's not fair.
355
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,690
It's Zappo time!
356
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,359
Okay.
357
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,194
[KERMIT YELLING]
358
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,739
[STRANGEPORK CHUCKLES]
359
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,825
Oh. Look!
360
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,620
-Ronstadt!
-Oh.
361
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,581
What happened to the deadly battle robot?
362
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:11,169
I don't know. I must have zapped it
into the fifth dimension.
363
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,671
Oh, thank you.
364
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,673
Don't dimension it.
365
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,177
No, please don't take my frog away.
366
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,304
I'm taking him to a locksmith.
367
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,391
Ha! Love laughs at locksmiths.
368
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,850
[LAUGHS]
369
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,977
Wait a minute.
370
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:32,148
Are you actually trying to tell me
you're in love with Kermit?
371
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:36,486
Linda, I love my frog
more than life itself.
372
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,281
I love him
more than sunshine and laughter.
373
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,491
I love him more than--
374
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,911
More than chocolate cookies
with white stuff in the middle?
375
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,664
Linda.
376
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,584
I do love Kermie.
377
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,877
Oh, Piggy.
378
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,713
I do. I do.
379
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,840
KERMIT:
Uh, hey, guys. Yoo-hoo.
380
00:20:56,923 --> 00:21:00,051
Oh, oh. Kermie, Kermie.
Here's a key. Here's a key.
381
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,720
Take it. We're coming.
382
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,972
Listen, Piggy, I'll tell you what I'll do.
383
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,892
I'm gonna dedicate our final duet
to just you and Kermit.
384
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,019
Oh!
385
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,940
I'll never take your frog from you.
386
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,984
Come on, Kermit.
387
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:17,777
What?
388
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:28,705
Okay, yeah, we'll talk about that later,
Miss Piggy.
389
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,250
Oh, Kermit.
Thanks for singing this song for me.
390
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,003
Even though I know your heart
still belongs to Piggy.
391
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,922
Well, you may know that,
and Piggy may know that,
392
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,383
but the vote's not in yet from the frog.
393
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:44,262
Well, it's been nice being with you.
394
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:47,349
Even if it's only been for a little while.
395
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,560
♪ We have been gay ♪
396
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,064
♪ Going our way ♪
397
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:58,485
♪ Life has been beautiful ♪
398
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,279
♪ We have been young ♪
399
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,658
♪ After you've gone ♪
400
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,704
♪ Life will go on ♪
401
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:13,208
♪ Like an old song ♪
402
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:16,586
♪ We have sung ♪
403
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:39,025
♪ When I grow ♪
404
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:43,279
♪ Too old to dream ♪
405
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,034
♪ I'll have you ♪
406
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:52,914
♪ To remember ♪
407
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:58,795
♪ When I grow ♪
408
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:03,299
♪ Too old to dream ♪
409
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:05,677
♪ Your love ♪
410
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:11,558
♪ Will live in my heart ♪
411
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,060
So, Kermit.
412
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:18,982
♪ So kiss me ♪
413
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:23,111
♪ My sweet ♪
414
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:27,532
♪ And so ♪
415
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:33,455
♪ Let us part ♪
416
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:39,252
♪ And when I grow ♪
417
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:44,007
♪ Too old to dream ♪
418
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,593
♪ That kiss ♪
419
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:52,682
♪ Will live in my heart ♪
420
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:59,397
♪ And when I grow ♪
421
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:04,361
♪ Too old to dream ♪
422
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,238
♪ Your love ♪
423
00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:13,912
♪ Will live in my heart ♪
424
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:17,707
♪ Oh ♪
425
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:22,212
♪ Your love ♪
426
00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:26,508
♪ Will live ♪
427
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:32,222
♪ In my ♪
428
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:40,522
♪ Heart ♪
429
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,617
We've just about come to the end
of another one.
430
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:56,413
I'm sorry I didn't get to see more of it
because our guest star has been
431
00:24:56,496 --> 00:25:01,626
the very talented, the very beautiful,
Miss Linda Ronstadt! Yeah!
432
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:10,468
It's been fun singing with the very cute
and the very green, Kermit the Frog.
433
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:11,636
Aw, thank you.
434
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,681
And by way of thank you,
could I have a good night kiss?
435
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:18,393
Do you think we should?
I mean, Miss Piggy.
436
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:21,354
Don't worry about Miss Piggy.
I've taken care of her.
437
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:23,356
She will cause us no problem.
438
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,316
[PIGGY GRUNTING]
439
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,861
Uh... Uh...
440
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:31,114
Just try to ignore that, Linda.
Now about that kiss?
441
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,490
PIGGY:
Hi-yah!
442
00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:37,746
Maybe we'd better just shake hands
and say good night.
443
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:40,999
You got it, kid. We'll see you
next time on The Muppet Show.
444
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,792
PIGGY:
Hi-yah!
445
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,252
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
446
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:46,421
[CHATTERING]
447
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,458
I wouldn't believe it
if I hadn't watched it.
448
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,584
Believe what?
449
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:27,087
I don't know. I wasn't watching.
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