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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Oh, Arthur. Arthur Godfrey.
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Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Godfrey.
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Arthur Godfrey?
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You better check with your boss.
I'm Arlo. Arlo Guthrie.
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Oh, yeah, Arlo Guthrie.
Of course. I'm sorry, Arlo.
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Gee, I wish Kermit would learn
how to type. His handwriting's terrible.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our very
special guest star, Arlo Guthrie! Yay!
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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What's this fish doing in our box?
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The same as us. Suffering!
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[YELLS]
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[BELLOWS]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Good evening, good evening.
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I am the Frog, you are the audience,
and this is The Muppet Show.
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It works out kind of nice that way.
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Another thing that's nice
is that our special guest star
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is that great singer of folk songs,
Mr. Arlo Guthrie.
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So we're just going to lay back, relax,
and spend a quiet family evening.
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Welcome to our house.
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♪ Deedle-ee dum, deedle-ee dum
Deedle-ee dum, dee, dum, dum ♪
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Yeah, yeah. You can see everybody's
gathered around the old homestead here.
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Uh, the family's here.
Granny and the baby,
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and the bear, and the band, and over
at the piano, Mr. Arlo Guthrie! Yeah!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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♪ I went down to the grocery store
Forgetting I had to pay a dime or more ♪
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♪ I hadn't yet begun to start ♪
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♪ When I had to pay the rent
On the shopping cart ♪
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♪ Deedle-ee dum, deedle-ee dum
Deedle-ee dum, dee, dum, dum ♪
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♪ Well, I left the kids loose
On the floor ♪
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♪ And they ran around
For a while or more ♪
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♪ When the manager
With the broken smile said ♪
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♪ "It's a dollar down
and a quarter an aisle" ♪
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♪ Deedle-ee dum, deedle-ee dum
Deedle-ee dum, dee, dum, dum ♪
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Hmm, hmm. Off to the grocery store.
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♪ I was down in the freezer
Upon my knees ♪
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♪ Somebody was yelling that
The price got freezed ♪
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♪ There was a rioting mob
A strangling hold ♪
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♪ And I received the bill
For the escaping cold ♪
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♪ Deedle-ee dum, deedle-ee dum
Deedle-ee dum, dee, dum, dum ♪
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[GOBBLING]
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♪ It was about this time
That I was going insane ♪
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♪ I went and picked the kids up
In the other lane ♪
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♪ Put back the food
And ran out of the store ♪
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♪ I ain't going back to that place
No more ♪
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♪ Deedle-ee dum, deedle-ee dum
Deedle-ee dum, dee, dum, dum ♪
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♪ Well, I'm telling the truth
Now, I don't fib ♪
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♪ I don't mind no woman's lib ♪
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♪ But if my woman don't want
To go down to the store ♪
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♪ The family isn't gonna eat no more ♪
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♪ Deedle-ee dum, deedle-ee dum
Deedle-ee dum, dee, dum, dum ♪
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♪ I mean ♪
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♪ Deedle-ee dum, deedle-ee dum
Deedle-ee dum, dee, dum, dum ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Well, I wonder why
they didn't just let Arlo do a solo.
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They were afraid if they left him alone,
he'd make a run for it.
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Okay, very nice, guys.
Very folksy, very friendly, very homely.
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Who you calling homely?
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Home-like, home-like.
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Whoo. Don't be so touchy.
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Whoo!
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Winny, what's the Chef doing up there
with all those dishes?
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Oh, well, when Chef and I heard you were
having a big family gathering on the show,
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we decided you should have a proper meal.
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Well, that's true.
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So we got out the crockery,
and now Chef can start cooking.
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Yeah, but-- Oh.
Oh, Chef? Chef, we're having it catered.
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It's just I thought the Chef would like
a day off, and I know this great caterer.
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[CHEF SOBBING]
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Uh, Chef. Chef, wait a minute. On the
other hand, Chef, hold it. Wait a second.
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I've changed my mind. You can cook dinner.
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[SINGING GIBBERISH]
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But, Chef?
Be careful with those glass dishes.
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[WINNY LAUGHS]
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What a sense of humor.
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Yeah, we call him the Swedish Noel Coward.
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And now, direct from
the Chicago Livestock Board,
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here are the gestation periods.
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BABY:
"Gestation."
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Yes. Anyhow, gestation periods.
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Pigs, 113 days. Cows, 284 days.
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Horses, 337 days. And elephants, 645 days.
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Elsewhere on the agricultural news front,
the recent bumper crop
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has been causing problems for farmers.
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Widespread dumping of produce
has resulted from this bumper crop.
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Bumper crop.
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I've come out here in the pasture
to prove a point.
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The point is that there's
as much sophistication and style
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out here in the country
as there is on Broadway.
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Presenting Aunt Melba's Guernsey Cotillion
with a little "Elegance."
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[MOOING]
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♪ All who are well-bred agree
That us girls got pedigree ♪
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♪ Exercise your wildest whims tonight
We are out with Diamond Jim tonight ♪
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♪ Could they be misleading us?
Silver spoons were used for feeding us ♪
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♪ We got elegance
If you ain't got elegance ♪
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♪ You can never ever carry it off ♪
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♪ Middle class, don't speak of it ♪
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♪ Savoir faire, we reek of it ♪
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♪ Some are born with rags and patches
But we use dollar bills for matches and ♪
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♪ Vanderbilts kowtow to us
J.P. Morgans scrape and bow to us ♪
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♪ We got elegance ♪
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[TAPPING]
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♪ You can never ever carry it off ♪
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♪ We got elegance
We were born with elegance ♪
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♪ Have you noticed when I hold my cup
The saucer never moves? ♪
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♪ And the way I keep my pinky up
Indubitably proves that ♪
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♪ We got elegance
We got built-in elegance ♪
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-♪ And with elegance ♪
-♪ Elegance ♪
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-♪ Elegance ♪
-♪ Elegance ♪
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♪ Elegance ♪
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♪ We'll carry it off ♪
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[MOOING]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[CLUCKING]
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Hey, those heifers
are pretty good hoofers.
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Yeah, just hope
it doesn't curdle the milk.
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[SINGING GIBBERISH]
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♪ Bork, bork, bork ♪
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Excuse me.
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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Roast turkey.
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Here we have the turkey.
Here, turkey, turkey.
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[GOBBLING]
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Oh, sweet turkey.
Nice mwah-mwah-mwah, turkey.
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Okay. We roast the turkey. Here we go.
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Okay, turkey. Here we go.
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Now we skewer the turkey.
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Okay, ready? Here we go.
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Ready? Here I go. One, two, three.
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Hey, Arlo, hey. I was wondering
if you could help me tune my guitar.
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Oh, sure. Come in, Gonzo.
You know, I love guitars.
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Oh, yeah. Well, this one's a beauty.
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It's a custom job
I had shipped in from Miami.
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-Wow. A real flamingo guitar.
-Yeah.
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[PLAYS SPANISH MATADOR TUNE]
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Olé!
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GRAMPS:
And it's time for the square dance.
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♪ One for the money
Two for the show ♪
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♪ Grab your partner
Here we go ♪
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♪ Now turn to the left
Turn to the right ♪
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♪ Hold your honey
And hold her tight ♪
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♪ Prettiest tune that's ever been played ♪
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♪ Swing your partner, promenade ♪
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♪ A kitten's a cat
A doe's a deer ♪
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♪ Take your finger
And stick it in your ear ♪
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-Huh?
-Okay.
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♪ Now allemande right with a do-si-do
Prance, little darlings, heel and toe ♪
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♪ Cows can moo
And crows can caw ♪
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♪ Ladies, make a fist
And punch him in the jaw ♪
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♪ Men, to the center
Crying in pain ♪
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♪ Turn to the ladies
Who do it again ♪
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♪ Pins and needles
Needles and pins ♪
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♪ Men get even
Kick them in the shins ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[PLAYING BLUEGRASS MUSIC]
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♪ I had a horse and his name was Bill ♪
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♪ When he ran he couldn't stand still
He ran away ♪
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-When?
-♪ One day ♪
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Oh!
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♪ And also I ran with him ♪
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Hey, sing one.
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♪ He ran so fast he couldn't stop
He ran into a barber shop ♪
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-♪ And fell exhaustionized ♪
-How?
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-♪ With his eyeteeth ♪
-Oh yeah?
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♪ In the barber's left shoulder ♪
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♪ Well I went up in a balloon so big ♪
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♪ The people on earth
They looked like a pig ♪
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-♪ Like mice ♪
-They do?
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-♪ Like a katydids ♪
-They don’t did?
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♪ Like flyses and like fleases ♪
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What's that?
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♪ The balloon turned up
With its bottom side high ♪
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♪ It fell on the wife of a country squire
She made a noise like a hound dog ♪
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Like a steam whistle.
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♪ And also, like dynamite ♪
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Kaboom!
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♪ Oh, what, could you do
In a case like that ♪
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♪ What can you do
But stamp on your hat ♪
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♪ Or a toothbrush ♪
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♪ Or your grandmother ♪
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-Or anything...
-Yeah Bubba?
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...that's helpless. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Well, that was different.
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I should say so.
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So many of these songs
are long and boring.
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Yes, they've finally managed
one short and boring!
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Does that mean
they're getting better or worse?
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[PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC]
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I'm happy to sing this song
to you dogies tonight.
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You know, that's just what they
used to call you. It's not about dogs.
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This is an old song, a cowboy song.
And it goes like this.
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♪ As I was out riding
One morning for pleasure ♪
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♪ I spied a cowpuncher here
Riding alone ♪
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♪ His hat was throwed back
And his spurs was a-jingling ♪
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♪ And as he approached me
He was singing this song ♪
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♪ Whoopee ti yi yo ♪
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♪ Get along ♪
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♪ Little dogie ♪
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♪ It's your misfortune ♪
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♪ Ain't none of my own ♪
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♪ Whoopee ti yi yo
Get along, little dogie ♪
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♪ You know that Wyoming
Will be your new home ♪
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Sounds like a nice song.
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[COWS MOOING]
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Until you know the truth of it.
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You know, these songs were sung
by lying cowboys.
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What does that mean?
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"Whoopee ti yi yo.
Get along, little dogies"?
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"It's your misfortune.
Ain't none of my own."
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That means the cowboy, he's got a gun.
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And the dogies is unarmed.
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Then he goes on to say,
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"Whoopee ti yi yo.
Get along, little dogies.
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You know that Wyoming
will be your new home."
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And a lot of bull that is.
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Wyoming's not gonna be their new home.
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They're gonna be inside a tin can
outside of Kansas City.
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♪ Now some of the boys
Go on the trail for the pleasure ♪
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♪ But that's where they get it
Most awfully wrong ♪
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Nothing left of this song...
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but the cowboy and his gun.
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♪ Whoopee ti yi yo ♪
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♪ Get along ♪
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♪ Little dogie ♪
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♪ It's your misfortune ♪
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♪ Ain't none of my own ♪
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♪ Whoopee ti yi yo
Get along, little dogie ♪
237
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♪ You know that Wyoming ♪
238
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♪ Will be your new home ♪
239
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
241
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,689
No roast turkey.
242
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,735
The roast piggy.
243
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:10,655
Piggy, piggy, piggy. Here, piggy.
Sooey! Piggy, piggy.
244
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:14,617
Sooey piggy, piggy, piggy.
245
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,456
[GROANING]
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00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,168
No roast piggy.
247
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,879
Uh...
248
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,798
Here. Beef. Roast beef.
249
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,717
Here, beefy, beefy, beefy, beefy.
250
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[MOOING]
251
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:52,030
Hey, Kermit. Kermit. I am ready to do
my Robert Frost poetry reading.
252
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,532
Fozzie, you can't do poetry on this show.
253
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,620
Kermit, uh, look at all these cows.
254
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,792
This show needs
every bit of class it can get.
255
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:08,296
Anyway, Kermit, my poetry's just as good
as my comedy.
256
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,589
It's that bad, huh?
257
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:15,136
Kermit, I memorized the whole poem.
258
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,806
-Okay, Fozzie.
-Please.
259
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,350
You can do your poetry,
but just make it snappy.
260
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,143
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
261
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:27,065
Okay, Kermit,
I'm ready for my tango number.
262
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,734
Uh, Gonzo, not on this show.
Maybe next week.
263
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:33,988
Kermit, Kermit,
perfection cannot be denied.
264
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,032
Yippee!
265
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,252
Halt.
266
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:54,342
"Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"
by Robert Frost. Ahem.
267
00:18:55,427 --> 00:19:01,224
Whose woods these are I think I know
His house is in the village though
268
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:05,562
He will not mind if I stay here
To watch his woods fill up with snow
269
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,899
My little horse must think it queer--
270
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,652
-Stop with that one--
-[TANGO MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,778
Olé!
272
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,073
-Kermit!
-Arriba!
273
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,492
-Kermit!
-Enchilada!
274
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,537
-Oh, no. Gonzo.
-Olé!
275
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,081
-Kermit.
-Fozzie, you said you'd make it fast.
276
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,207
Now hurry up.
277
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,625
But Gonzo just came in--
278
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,463
Oh, boy, where was I?
279
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,048
Who cares?
280
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:39,095
Get to the good part
where I shake my harness bell.
281
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,138
[BELLS JINGLE]
282
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,432
Oh. Uh, yeah, right, right.
283
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:47,062
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake
284
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,688
Let's see. Uh, oh, yeah.
285
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:55,487
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake
286
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,364
You-- Gonzo!
287
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:03,411
♪ I know a dark, secluded place
A place where no one knows your face ♪
288
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:07,374
♪ A glass of wine, a fast embrace ♪
289
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,752
♪ It's called Chez Gonzo's Hideaway, olé ♪
290
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:17,258
♪ The woods are lovely, dark and deep
And I have promises to keep ♪
291
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,428
♪ And miles to go before I sleep ♪
292
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:24,557
♪ And miles to go before I sleep, olé ♪
293
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,603
Ow! Will you get that whip...?
294
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,647
Will you stop with that whip?
295
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,816
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
296
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,569
Was that supposed to be poetry?
297
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,781
Yes, the bear has gone from bad to verse.
298
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,036
[GROANING AND SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
299
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,706
I come and make the stew.
300
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,457
[ANIMALS VOCALIZING]
301
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:54,838
No, no, no. No turkey stew,
no piggy stew, no beef stew.
302
00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:00,260
The veggie weggie stew.
303
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,137
[YELLING]
304
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:14,024
Okay, well, while the Chef sends out
for a pizza or something...
305
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,984
[GROANS]
306
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,402
-Um...
-[MUSIC PLAYING NEARBY]
307
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,030
I think I hear music coming
from the living room.
308
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,741
The music of Mr. Arlo Guthrie.
309
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,869
[PLAYING "SAILING DOWN THIS GOLDEN RIVER"]
310
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:35,086
♪ Sailing down my golden river ♪
311
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:39,090
♪ Sun and water all my own ♪
312
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:45,013
♪ Yet I was never alone ♪
313
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:50,810
♪ Sun and water, old life givers ♪
314
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:54,939
♪ I'll have them where'er I roam ♪
315
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:59,903
♪ And I was not far from home ♪
316
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:06,576
♪ Sunlight glancing on the water ♪
317
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:10,789
♪ Life and death are all my own ♪
318
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:16,753
♪ Yet I was never alone ♪
319
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:22,425
♪ Life for all my sons and daughters ♪
320
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:26,680
♪ Golden sparkles in the foam ♪
321
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:32,602
♪ And I was not far from home ♪
322
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,566
♪ Sailing down this winding highway ♪
323
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:42,487
♪ Travelers from near and far ♪
324
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:48,201
♪ Yet I was never alone ♪
325
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:54,290
♪ Exploring all the little byways ♪
326
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:58,378
♪ Sighting all the distant stars ♪
327
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:04,134
♪ And I was not far from home ♪
328
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:41,755
♪ Sailing down my golden river ♪
329
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:46,051
♪ Sun and water all my own ♪
330
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:51,765
♪ Yet I was never alone ♪
331
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:57,771
♪ Sun and water, old life givers ♪
332
00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:01,983
♪ I'll have them where'er I roam ♪
333
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:07,781
♪ And I was not far from home ♪
334
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:16,039
♪ Yet I was never alone ♪
335
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:25,256
♪ And I was not far from home ♪
336
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:34,849
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
337
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:49,572
We've just about reached the end of
our day down here on the old homestead.
338
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:52,659
And as the sun sinks slowly in the West,
339
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:57,956
the entire family gathers around
the traditional table for a great feast.
340
00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:00,500
We say thank you
to our very special guest star.
341
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,128
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Arlo Guthrie! Yay!
342
00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:05,213
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
343
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,886
Oh, thank you, Kermit.
You know, I've had a wonderful time.
344
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,638
But can we carve the turkey now?
345
00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:15,098
GONZO:
Yeah, I'm starving.
346
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,891
[TURKEY GOBBLING]
347
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:20,020
Well, maybe no turkey,
but, uh, what are we gonna have?
348
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,439
Well, I'm certain that the Swedish Chef
349
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:25,692
has cooked up something for us.
Right, Chef?
350
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:27,819
[CHEF SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
351
00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:30,655
MUPPET:
What? It's vitamin pills.
352
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:35,076
PIGGY:
Vitamin pills? Chef! Crazy Chef!
353
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,495
[ALL SHOUTING]
354
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,081
We'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
355
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,625
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
356
00:26:19,371 --> 00:26:21,539
Well, as they say in France, adios.
357
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:22,665
Uh, that's Spanish.
358
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,584
I know. I don't speak French.
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