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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Petula Clark!
Twenty seconds to curtain, Miss Clark.
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Right. Scooter, I hate to complain,
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but there's a moose in my dressing room,
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-Yeah, that's a mistake.
-Well, I should hope so.
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You're supposed to get the buffalo.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our
special guest star, Miss Petula Clark!
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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Well, it's downhill from here.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[BLOWS]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you and welcome again
to The Muppet Show.
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Our special guest tonight
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is one of the truly great international
singing stars, Miss Petula Clark.
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But first, we--
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What is this, a moose?
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I was supposed to be a buffalo.
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Uh, just leave, okay?
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All right. I'll be backstage
reading the "moose-paper."
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Would you get off my stage?
Off, off, off!
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[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Our ship is leaving Portsmouth town
Her name's the good ship Nancy Brown ♪
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-♪ Yo-ho ♪
-♪ Jib the boom ♪
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-♪ Poop the deck ♪
-♪ Rattle the hatch ♪
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-♪ Main the sail ♪
-♪ Pepper the mints ♪
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♪ Anchors aweigh in the morn ♪
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-Well done, me hearties.
-Aye-aye, captain, sir.
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Oh, I'm tired already.
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♪ We'll be sailing with the tide ♪
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♪ We've said farewell
To our girls and brides ♪
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-♪ Yo-ho ♪
-♪ Rig the ratch ♪
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-♪ Hoist the hitch ♪
-♪ Bury the hatchet ♪
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-♪ Poop the deck ♪
-♪ Eat the breeze ♪
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♪ Thar she blows in the morn ♪
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♪ And soon we'll be out on the ocean foam
So let's heave-ho with the will ♪
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♪ Heave-ho! ♪
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♪ When come jolly tars
Let's sing while we can ♪
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♪ For soon we'll all be deathly ill ♪
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-♪ Sing yo-ho ♪
-♪ Sing yo-ho ♪
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-♪ Sing ho-hi ♪
-♪ Sing ho-hi ♪
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-♪ Sing he-he ♪
-♪ Sing he-he ♪
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-♪ Yo-ho ♪
-♪ Ho-hi ♪
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-♪ He-he ♪
-♪ Ho-ho ♪
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-♪ Hoo-ha ♪
-♪ Oh-ho ♪
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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♪ For there's nothing
Like the life of a sailor ♪
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♪ Sailing on the briney foam ♪
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♪ With a good stout ship
Beneath your feet ♪
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♪ And a good stout wife at home ♪
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♪ Oh, there's nothing, nothing, nothing
Like a sailor's life ♪
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♪ The sailor's life is grand ♪
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♪ Oh, I'd never give up the sea unless ♪
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♪ You offered me a job on land ♪
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♪ Singing yo-ho ♪
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-♪ Hit the deck ♪
-♪ Follow the fleet ♪
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-♪ Anchors aweigh ♪
-♪ Scuttle the butt ♪
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-♪ Roll the dice ♪
-♪ Deal the cards ♪
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-♪ Head for the pits ♪
-♪ We're sailing away ♪
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-♪ Sailing away ♪
-♪ Sailing away ♪
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-♪ Sailing away ♪
-♪ Sailing away ♪
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♪ On the briney sea ♪
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[ALL YELLING]
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Help! Help! Help!
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Here, catch!
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[SPLASHES]
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Waste of time.
Nothing will save this show.
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Well, it wasn't my fault.
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Okay, nicely sung, guys.
Badly sailed, but nicely sung.
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Haven't you men heard the old saying,
"Women and captains first"?
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Yeah, okay.
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Let's see, Pet Clark is standing by, so...
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-Hiya, frog.
-Uh, yes, hello again, moose.
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Do you mind if I hang out
backstage here a while?
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Well, I've got every other
kind of animal. Why not a moose?
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You got true grit, frog.
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Yeah. Uh, by the way, what is your name?
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-Mickey.
-How about that? Mickey Moose.
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[MOOSE LAUGHING]
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Mickey Moose!
Will you get out of my backstage?
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Mickey Moose. Dumb name.
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Uh, okay, uh, anyhow,
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now here she is, our very special guest.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Petula Clark.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[BOSSA NOVA TUNE PLAYING]
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♪ Tall and tan and young and handsome
The boy from Ipanema goes walking ♪
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♪ And when he passes
Each girl he passes goes, "Ah!" ♪
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♪ When he walks he's like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle ♪
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♪ That when he passes
Each girl he passes goes, "Oh!" ♪
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♪ Oh, but I watch him so sadly ♪
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♪ How can I tell him I love him? ♪
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♪ Yes, I would give my heart gladly ♪
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♪ But each day when he walks to the sea ♪
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♪ He looks straight ahead, not at me ♪
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♪ Tall and tan and young and handsome
The boy from Ipanema goes walking ♪
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♪ And when he passes
I smile, but he doesn't see ♪
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♪ Bossa nova ♪
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Hi, Petula.
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We're doing the samba.
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I'm trying to samba.
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-Oh, boy.
-Yeah.
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♪ Oh, but I watch him so sadly ♪
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♪ How can I tell him I love him? ♪
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♪ Yes, I would give my heart gladly ♪
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♪ But each day when he walks to the sea ♪
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♪ He looks straight ahead, not at me ♪
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♪ Tall and tan and young and handsome
The boy from Ipanema goes walking ♪
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♪ And when he passes, I smile ♪
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♪ But he doesn't see ♪
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♪ He just doesn't see ♪
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♪ Little me ♪
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Ah.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Well, that song brings back memories.
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What memories?
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I forgot.
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[SALOON PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
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[CLUCKING]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[SLOW, TENSE MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]
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[COUGHING]
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[CHICKENS LAUGHING]
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[GROWLS]
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[CLUCKING]
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[SHRIEKS]
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[CHEWING]
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[GURGLING]
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[SPITS]
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CHICKENS:
Oh!
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[SIGHS]
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[BOTH GROWLING]
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[GUN CLICKS]
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Uh-oh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BULLET RICOCHETING]
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[UPBEAT SALOON MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]
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Okay. Good going, guys.
I didn't understand it, but I loved it.
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-Hello, Kermit.
-Hi, there, Pet.
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-I hear you're not too happy tonight.
-Where'd you get that idea?
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Well, I gather you're not thrilled
about the moose, Mickey.
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Oh, the moose? Oh, listen, that's silly.
I'm not bothered by that at all.
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-Really?
-No.
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Oh, terrific.
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Hit it, guys.
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M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O...
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Will you guys cut that out?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[BALLROOM DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'd like to take you home to Mother.
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Really, Harold?
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Yeah, maybe she could
teach you how to dance.
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Oh, wow, I really like being in your arms.
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Yeah, me too.
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Why is your mother
trying to keep us apart?
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I don't know, I'll ask her.
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Mother, why are you
trying to keep us apart?
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I think my nose is too large.
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Oh, Phyllis, you're blowing
it all out of proportion.
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-Merdlidop.
-Ah.
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
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Switzerland has given us watches,
chocolate, and silliness.
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Uh, we take you now
to the Alps for the latter.
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[FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ A silly song is silly sung ♪
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♪ Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ The words are weird
The rhyme is wrong ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-da ♪
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♪ If you don't like it that's okay ♪
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♪ 'Cause we will sing it anyway ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee-a-da ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee-a-da ♪
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I like this.
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[CHATTERING]
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♪ Your foot is in my pumpkin pie ♪
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♪ Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ Underwear with ham on rye ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-da ♪
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♪ Chicken lips and silly things ♪
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♪ We're unemployed so let's all sing ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee-a-da ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee-a-da ♪
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[LAUGHING AND HOWLING]
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FOZZIE:
It's getting better.
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♪ If all the maidens said sha-boom ♪
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♪ Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ My belly button left the room ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-da ♪
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♪ The northern mills can fix me stray ♪
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♪ But we are fools so what the hey ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da ♪
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♪ Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee-a-da, hey ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee, upida ♪
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♪ Upidee-a-dee-a-da
Upidee-a-da ♪
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[PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MELODY]
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Yeah, it's beautiful.
You really can play that piano, Rowlf.
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-What's your secret?
-No secret, I just practice a lot.
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Uh-huh.
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[PLAYS OUT OF KEY]
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Oh. Uh, well, so much for the
"practice makes perfect" theory.
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And what is this doing in there?
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That's the piano tuna.
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It should be okay now.
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Hey, nice job, fish.
I'll pay you tomorrow.
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I don't believe it. You pay a fish?
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Yeah, but not much. He works for scale.
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I think we'd better do our number, Rowlf.
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♪ You make me smile ♪
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♪ You make me sing ♪
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♪ You make me feel good everything ♪
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♪ You bring me up ♪
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♪ When I am down ♪
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♪ This only happens when you're around ♪
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♪ And I can't go on this way ♪
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♪ With it getting stronger every day ♪
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♪ And yet being too shy to say ♪
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♪ I really love you ♪
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♪ I want to fly away with you ♪
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♪ Until there's nothing left to do ♪
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♪ I want to be more than a friend ♪
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♪ Until the end of an endless end ♪
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♪ And I can't go on this way ♪
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♪ With it getting stronger every day ♪
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♪ And yet being too shy to say ♪
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♪ I really love you ♪
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♪ I'm too ♪
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♪ Shy ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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That Petula Clark sure can carry a tune.
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She's gotta do better than that tonight.
She's gotta carry the whole show.
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Hi.
247
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,843
Uh, hello, yourself.
248
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:17,097
Remember me? Mickey Moose?
249
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,973
Uh, how can I forget?
250
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,186
You don't have to get touchy about it.
251
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:28,650
Excuse me. Perchance have you seen
a Mickey Moose around?
252
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,984
Uh, who wants to know?
253
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,529
Uh, Ronald, Ronald Duck.
254
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[MOOSE LAUGHS]
255
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Ronald Duck and Mickey Moose?
256
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,326
Would you guys get out of here?
Come on, out!
257
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'Tis a far, far better moose and duck
you find before you--
258
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Out!
259
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NARRATOR:
And now, Veterinarian's Hospital.
260
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The continuing story
of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
261
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[INSTRUMENT CLANGS]
262
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Hey, nurse, how's this next patient?
263
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Not groovy, Dr. Bob.
264
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,766
You better hurry, though.
He's slipping fast.
265
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Oh. Maybe he's got slipping sickness.
266
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,983
No, no, he must have something else.
267
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He better have. Money, for one thing.
268
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:17,282
You mean, you won't operate
till you're paid?
269
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,702
Right. I don't make
a cut till I take my cut.
270
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,207
Dr. Bob, the patient is sinking fast.
271
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:31,379
-He is sinking. I don't understand it.
-Quick, Dr. Bob.
272
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-Quick what?
-Quicksand.
273
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,217
I don't understand that either.
274
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:39,095
[ECHOING]
Hey, I can't see a thing down here.
275
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,264
-Hand me a hypodermic needle.
-What for?
276
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Just a shot in the dark.
277
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,685
-Aah! Aah!
-Dr. Bob!
278
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,896
Oh, no! Oh! Oh!
279
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,189
-Dr. Bob?
-Dr. Bob!
280
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:52,859
-Dr. Bob, are you all right?
-Is he all right?
281
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,612
-Aah! Aah!
-Oh, Nurse Piggy! Oh!
282
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:02,619
Oh, wow. Oh, wow! What a downer.
283
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:07,248
NARRATOR: So once again we come
to the end of Veterinarian's Hospital.
284
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Tune in next week
when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:
285
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At least I won't have to declare this
on my income tax.
286
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:17,676
-Why not?
-I got paid under the table.
287
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,308
I wish they had done that differently.
288
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,977
-How would you want them to do it?
-Better.
289
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,859
[SINGING GIBBERISH]
290
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♪ Bork, bork, bork ♪
291
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,954
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
292
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...chocolate mousse.
293
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...chocolate.
294
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,546
[HUMMING]
295
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Mm, mm, mm.
296
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Yum, yum, yum! Chocolate...
297
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:06,808
Good, good chocolate. Now, the mousse.
298
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,728
Uh, moose, moose. Come here, the moose!
299
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,191
And the chocolate on the moose.
300
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:23,199
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Enough! Stop, curtain, cut!
301
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,659
-Hey, Petula?
-Yes?
302
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,995
Have you seen the set
for your closing number?
303
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:30,582
-No, Scooter, I haven't. What's it like?
-Oh, it's sensational.
304
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,585
-Yeah, it's a fountain with real water.
-Wow.
305
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,754
-Yeah. And it's 15 feet high,
-Mm-hm.
306
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,881
And it's made of real glass.
307
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,467
-Glass?
-Yeah. It's the prettiest thing--
308
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,719
KERMIT: Hey, would you get
that moose out of here?
309
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:43,970
Look out!
310
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:47,766
[CRASHING THEN GLASS SHATTERING]
311
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,861
Cancel the fountain.
312
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:06,326
Uh, Miss Clark,
there's been a little bit of trouble.
313
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,787
Yes, I know.
Well, look, it doesn't matter.
314
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,205
We can do without the fountain.
315
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,874
That lovely spray of flowers
will be perfect.
316
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,918
Uh, well, about those flowers...
317
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,128
-Yes?
-Uh, the moose ate them.
318
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:20,465
Oh.
319
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,468
Well, it doesn't matter.
We don't really need all that fancy decor.
320
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:26,680
It's the kind of song
that will work anywhere. It'll be okay.
321
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,391
-It will? Really?
-Yeah.
322
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,977
♪ The sun'll come out tomorrow ♪
323
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:37,982
♪ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ♪
324
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,193
♪ There'll be sun ♪
325
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:45,782
♪ Just thinking about tomorrow ♪
326
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:50,704
♪ Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow ♪
327
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,290
♪ 'Til there's none ♪
328
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:59,713
♪ When I'm stuck with a day
That's gray and lonely ♪
329
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:03,008
♪ I just stick out my chin and grin ♪
330
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:08,263
♪ And say ♪
331
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:11,850
Oh, the sun'll come out tomorrow
332
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:15,937
So you got to hang on 'til tomorrow ♪
333
00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:19,357
♪ Come what may ♪
334
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:22,068
♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪
335
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:24,738
♪ I love you tomorrow ♪
336
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:29,659
♪ You're always a day away ♪
337
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,249
-♪ The sun'll come out tomorrow ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Aah, aah ♪
338
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:40,337
-♪ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Aah, aah ♪
339
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,715
-♪ There'll be sun ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Aah, aah ♪
340
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:47,093
-♪ Just thinkin' about tomorrow ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Aah, aah ♪
341
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:51,222
♪ Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow ♪
342
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,767
-♪ 'Til there's none ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Aah, aah ♪
343
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:59,397
♪ When I'm stuck with a day that's gray
And lonely ♪
344
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,692
♪ I just stick out my chin and grin ♪
345
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:07,614
♪ And say ♪
346
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:08,990
♪ Hey ♪
347
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:11,493
♪ The sun'll come out tomorrow ♪
348
00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:15,705
♪ So you got to hang on 'til tomorrow ♪
349
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:18,875
♪ Come what may ♪
350
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,544
♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪
351
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,297
♪ I love you tomorrow ♪
352
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:29,094
♪ You're only a day away ♪
353
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:32,180
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
354
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:35,141
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Aah ♪
355
00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:40,355
One more time.
356
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:43,149
♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪
357
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,860
♪ I love you tomorrow ♪
358
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:52,242
♪ You're only a day ♪
359
00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:59,332
♪ Away ♪
360
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,963
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND WHISTLING]
361
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,051
Okay, that's just about
the end of the show.
362
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:15,015
But before we go, let us have a warm
thank you for our special guest star.
363
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:17,100
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Petula Clark!
364
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,268
[KERMIT SHOUTS]
365
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,061
Thank you! Ha, ha.
366
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:23,773
Thank you. Thank you.
I've had a fabulous time, Kermit.
367
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,984
-Oh, good.
-Mm. I loved all the acts.
368
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:30,488
I think the Muppets are fabulous,
and I'm crazy about the moose.
369
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:34,576
Now, that's my kind of woman.
370
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:38,663
Okay, we'll see you next time
on The Mickey... Uh, The Muppet Show!
371
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,874
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
372
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,163
All right, frog, we watched the show.
373
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,374
Yeah, unlock the doors.
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