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♪ ♪
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And then, when I hit the
bridge on Junks and Galleys,
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I realized what the song
needs now is a solo.
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So I'm gonna go home,
strap on the Telecaster
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and find out a way
to make it sing.
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It's gonna be good.
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- Tyler, I'm so sorry.
- About what?
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- Um, you're not upset?
- About my show?
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Oh, no, is this gonna be
like that Saved By The Bell
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where no one would tell Jessie
how bad her music really was,
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so she had a caffeine
pill freakout?
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'Cause I was the only
person in the audience.
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Why would I be upset about that?
I killed.
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Seriously, Dubbie,
since you and I met,
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- I've been writing like a song-nado.
- A tornado made of songs?
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You know it. Who cares how
many people came to the show?
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The songs are great,
if I do say so myself,
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the ideas are flowing, and you're the
best audience I could possibly want.
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And now, if you don't mind,
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I'd like to decompress
from my artistic triumph
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by enjoying a fine dining
experience with my lady.
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Only if I can treat.
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Well, seeing as how
I got all of... Oh!
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- Forty-six cents in tips.
- That barista shafted you.
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- Be my guest.
- If the universe isn't gonna reward you
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for being a great guy and a talented
musician because it's too busy
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making d-baggy slimeballs
rich and famous,
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the least I can do is pick
up some of the slack.
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As much as I appreciate the show of
solidarity, Dubster, I'm over it.
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Over it? Your old band is live
at Budokan on a song you wrote.
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I'm sorry, Tyler, but
you deserve better.
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Um, two hotdogs.
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One grilled onions and mustard,
one chili-cheese with bacon.
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I know you're Zen guy
about the whole thing,
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and I admire that, but if
there ever were people
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who should reap the whirlwind,
their names are Casanova Charlie.
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Is Casanova Charlie.
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How come there's no one in
the band named Charlie?
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- [indistinct chatter]
- That bass player steals his girl,
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for which I'm infinitely
grateful, by the way,
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but still, he rides the wave to the
pop charts of success on his song.
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- What's the problem?
- Those guys are masher chum-suckers.
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No, they're worse.
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If they tried to suck chum, they'd fail.
All right?
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Honestly, I think it's the
flyer I designed for a show.
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Should have featured
in the foreground
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so that people could bask in the
sheer power that is his awesomeness
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and if they failed
to come to the show,
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they would miss the newest magic
by the guy who really wrote
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- Dreams of Monica.
- [man] Want a piece?
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- Yeah. He wrote it.
- [shouting]
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[man grunts]
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- Tyler, are you OK?
- I'm fine.
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- Are you OK?
- You just saved my life.
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- Oh, I don't think I...
- I do.
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You selflessly stepped in to
mediate a tense situation.
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When that proved untenable,
you took swift action
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to prevent me from a lethal
dose of wood and pine tar.
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I'm sure you have
gainful employment,
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but if you should find yourself
wanting, please call me.
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- Are you offering him a job?
- The empathy to step in
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and the gumption to act
are rare qualities.
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I'm always looking for
someone with rare qualities.
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- I don't know if that's me.
- I do.
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I do.
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I'll be expecting your call.
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You are such a rockstar.
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- Morning, Lacey. Hey, Noser.
- Hey, Tyler.
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- Yo, Wendy's boyfriend.
- Tyler, give me back my shirt.
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- [alarm blaring]
- [Middleman] Two minutes. This is an emergency.
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Pan-galactic incursion
requiring immediate sanction!
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I got it. I'll meet you outside.
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- Noser, give me back my shirt.
- Noser, long bomb.
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Noser throws where
the coffee is.
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Did your boss just
call you on your watch
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- about a pan-galactic gargle blaster?
- No.
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Uh, Lacey, can I borrow
your Capri pants?
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Go for it. So how's
our hero doing today?
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Seriously, Lacey, all I did
was stop a street fight.
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The way Wendy told it, you
were like Bruce Willis.
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I hope you mean before he
recorded The Return of Bruno.
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Saving the life of
a man of mystery.
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Did you called the guy
for your reward yet?
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- Reward?
- [Noser] If you saved his life using kung fu,
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he owes you what the Chinese
sifus, the Japanese sensei
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and the Jedi knights refer
to as a "life debt."
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Every kung fu movie ever
made can't be wrong.
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In terms the common man can
understand: you own his ass.
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Mm. I don't want to own his ass.
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He offered me a job, I told him
I was gonna work on my music.
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His card doesn't even have a company on it.
It's just his name.
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You saved the life of
Manservant Neville?
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Manservant Neville? Sounds
like somebody's butler.
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Not Man-servant, Man-ser-vant.
As in, Manservant Neville.
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CEO of Fatboy Industries.
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As in the man who brought
the world the uMaster.
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- The uMaster!
- Oh, that Manservant Neville.
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I remember when I got
my first uMaster.
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- Did it not change your life?
- It seems to have an invisible touch.
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- I had a uMaestro for a while.
- The knockoffs are just not the same.
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But Manservant Neville,
Fatboy Industries,
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he didn't just create a handheld device that
changed how people relate to the world.
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They are the greenest, most
progressive corporation ever.
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They fund the one uMaster
per child initiative
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and a massive solar
farm in the Gobi
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- and a blue whale haven in the...
- [knocking]
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Son of a monkey's
uncle, Wendy Watson,
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which part of "emergency"
didn't you get?
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Wendy, why is your boss standing outside
our door wearing a hazmat suit?
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Forget it, Lace, it's Chinatown.
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I'm not gonna lie
to you, Dubbie.
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The party's beginning and
we have a manure hoagie.
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What's with the salty language?
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Familiar with NASA's Voyager?
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The two probes that conducted
grand tours of the solar system
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and passed into deep space,
never to be seen again?
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Each carrying evidence
of humanity to anything
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that might want to pick them up.
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- Did someone?
- Unknown.
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But less than a half hour ago,
the HEYDAR picked up an object
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streaking across
the solar system.
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Voyager 2 is rocketing back
home, and it's coming in hotter
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- than the devil's wedding tackle.
- Whoa! That was filthy.
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- It's that bad.
- Is that why we're going all Andromeda Strain on it?
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I'm not taking any chances.
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When one of NASA's birds
unexpectedly comes back to the nest,
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it can mean one of two things:
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One, the probe is carrying an
alien virus, hence the suits.
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Two, the probe is carrying
actual aliens, hence the suits.
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Actually, three things.
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Possible the probe developed
artificial intelligence
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and is returning to
judge its makers,
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in which the suits
are the least worry.
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But bottom line, Dubbie, that grand tour
was supposed to be a one-way ticket,
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and I'm godfather to an
aardvark before I let a debacle
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- like the Viking Mission happen.
- The Viking Mars mission?
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- There was no one...
- I'll explain.
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[Middleman] Voyager 2,
or what's left of it.
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The outer casing and antennae
must have burned off in re-entry.
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Luckily, it looks like the
black box is still intact.
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[Wendy] Wow. When I
was three years old,
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my dad sat me on his lap
in front of the television
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to watch the pictures Voyager
2 sent back from Neptune.
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It seemed like magic back then.
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- Now, it just looks...
- Small?
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Like a wrecked hibachi.
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This is a secure area.
You have to clear out.
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We're authorized. I'm Commander
Benton, this is Specialist Herriot.
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- NASA.
- We're NASA.
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- Regional listening post number 46A.
- What a shocker.
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Only an apple-dumpling
gang of untrained,
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scrub-podunk-know-nothings
would show up
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at the potentially toxic aftermath
of a pan-galactic incursion
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with only bubblegum in their mouths
and the air between their ears.
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Where are environment suits?
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I... We... This is a
routine retrieval.
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Routine retrieval? How many Terran Probe
Return Retrievals have you been on?
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None. I mean we just found out
about this a few minutes ago.
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- What if that wreck is carrying alien virus?
- Or an actual alien?
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Or developed artificial
intelligence to judge its makers?
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Or if it has already judged its
makers and found them wanting?
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Bottom line, Mr...
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...Lethbridge-Stuart,
if that is your name,
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are you gonna stand
in front of Congress
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when we're sprouting
tentacles from our elbows
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and tell them that it was
a routine retrieval?
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OK. But if this goes south,
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it's your ass in front of
the oversight committee.
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Cover your kiester? Send
a letter to my boss.
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You can address it to Current
Occupant, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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OK, guys, let's go!
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We should be NASA
on every mission.
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It's thinking like that that
led to drug-resistant malaria.
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Let's get this picnic basket.
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Ooh! I like the bridge.
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- Wait, the best part is coming up.
- Just listen.
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[rock plays in headphones]
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Wow, Tyler. It's awesome!
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The new solo you
added is amazing.
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Tyler Ford, I'm gonna have to ask
you to co-produce my concept album.
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Oh, I'm gonna have to say yes.
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Manservant Neville.
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Good morning, Miss Thornfield.
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Mr. Noser, and Tyler Ford.
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- Why haven't you called me?
- A, I didn't think you were serious.
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B, I didn't think you were
really Manservant Neville.
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And C, did you track me to the
hallway of my girlfriend's loft
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- and find out all of our names?
- When someone saves my life,
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someone who doesn't know
who I am, I pay attention.
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- I would have done the same for anyone.
- But you didn't.
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You did it for me.
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I believe fate has brought our
paths together for a reason.
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I really appreciate the offer, but
I'm not exactly corporate material.
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No, you're not,
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which is why I've gone through
such great pains to find you.
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They said no one would buy a
solar-powered hand-held device
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made entirely out of
recycled materials,
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and now one in 25
humans owns a uMaster.
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Intuition is why
I am where I am.
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And I have intuition about you.
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You know Fatboy Tower downtown?
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Tell the proctor I sent you.
10:00.
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- I don't think I can...
- Fate, Mr. Ford.
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Fate.
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That was crazy, right?
Because I'm thinking crazy.
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Most crazy. But kind of cool.
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- Cool, really?
- Put this on.
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That's the tie Wendy and I hang
on the stairs when we're...
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Like I don't know. Look, I
don't care what you say,
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you're going to the interview,
and I'm driving you.
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Lacey, I'm a musician.
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And this is like Bono
offering you a job.
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Bono, Buddha and
the Wizard of Oz.
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Like the man said, it's fate.
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Shouldn't we be doing this
in a lab or something?
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Oh, did they teach you
about labs in art school?
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Yes. They also taught me about the
ancient art of color matching.
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I do enjoy the banter, but let's
remember the project at hand.
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This box was designed to serve as a
zygon-rated quarantine facility.
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- We're perfectly safe.
- What if something happens to the box?
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Well, then I'd say it's been
nice knowing ya, but it hasn't.
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Would you like to do
the honors, Wendy?
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Your chance to handle
a piece of history,
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albeit through triple-strength
prophylactics.
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No. And please don't
call them that.
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All right. [clears throat]
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That is not your tax
dollars at work.
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00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:00,840
- Is that writing?
- Good eye.
229
00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:02,431
Hard to discern,
but it looks like,
230
00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:06,806
- "Made in Clothar."
- Clothar?
231
00:12:06,807 --> 00:12:09,608
The war-torn galaxy that
sent us Varsity FanClub,
232
00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:12,401
five intergalactic dictators
masquerading as a boy band,
233
00:12:12,402 --> 00:12:14,814
and threatened to destroy
Earth and everyone on it?
234
00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:18,158
You remember that? I thought you were
on the happy leaf that whole time.
235
00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:23,702
Is it just me, or is
that Clotharian for...?
236
00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:26,705
- Three, two...
- [both scream]
237
00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:29,919
- [beeps]
- [explosion]
238
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,833
- [alarm blaring]
- [Ida] Contamination alert.
239
00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:37,007
Contamination alert.
Contamination alert.
240
00:12:41,591 --> 00:12:44,223
Are you telling me there's an
alien virus loose in here?
241
00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:46,146
And we're locked in, toots.
242
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:53,813
- What's going on?
- Don't talk Dubbie, it exposes the mucus membranes.
243
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,946
Contamination alert. I hope
your Code 47's up to date.
244
00:12:56,947 --> 00:12:59,528
- Code 47?
- Talking.
245
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:02,862
Leave the watch. It goes
through the showers with you.
246
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:07,326
- Showers?
- Yeah. D-con protocol, honey.
247
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:10,370
That's what you get for
being made of meat.
248
00:13:13,373 --> 00:13:16,125
Breathe deeply.
Aerosolized antibiotics.
249
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:19,048
Toke it, sweetpea. You know
how to do that, right?
250
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:23,053
- Ida, a little privacy, please?
- Oh, fine.
251
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:29,558
- Thank God.
- [sighs]
252
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,732
- What?
- You might find the next phase a bit awkward.
253
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:36,986
To lower the risk of infection following
exposure, there is a great deal of...
254
00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:40,069
...scrubbing involved. Normally,
Interrodroid takes up the duty,
255
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,652
but since 5000 has been destroyed, and
the building is under quarantine...
256
00:13:43,653 --> 00:13:46,946
We're won't get any
replacements anytime soon.
257
00:13:46,947 --> 00:13:49,578
Great. I guess I can cross
258
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,792
"give my boss a Silkwood
shower" off the life list.
259
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,454
Oh, good lord!
260
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:58,837
There's no such thing as modesty
when life and death are at stake.
261
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,421
Now, quit your grinning
and drop your linen.
262
00:14:02,422 --> 00:14:06,726
- I am not grinning.
- Here comes the steam.
263
00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:22,691
Look at all these people.
It's Gucci Gulch over here.
264
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:26,485
Do you really need Armani for
rolling calls and light filing?
265
00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,617
It's Manservant Neville,
what do you expect?
266
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,489
Maybe you should
apply for this job.
267
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,621
Can't. I'm wanted
in three states.
268
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,254
We have been expecting you, Mr.
Ford.
269
00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:37,836
- Does everyone around here know my name?
- Yes.
270
00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:40,550
You may wait to be called.
Thank you.
271
00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:46,715
What am I doing here?
272
00:14:46,716 --> 00:14:49,638
You're going on an
adventure, Tyler Ford.
273
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,560
What's the worst
that could happen?
274
00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:54,313
You turn down the world's
greatest multi-media mogul
275
00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:57,356
and you get a story to tell your
friends for the rest of your life.
276
00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:59,228
It's not exactly rock and roll.
277
00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,730
Yeah.
278
00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:03,732
But aren't you dying to
find out what it is?
279
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,904
[man] Mr. Tyler Ford.
280
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,327
Good luck, Tyler.
281
00:15:08,328 --> 00:15:10,409
So, what kind of job is this?
282
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,661
The kind you'll find out
about if deemed worthy.
283
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:17,087
You wouldn't mind taking a
few tests first, would you?
284
00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,766
All rid of that
not-so-fresh feeling?
285
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,689
Status, Ida? Have you made any
progress isolating the contaminant?
286
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,902
Cultures are cooking. You may have
to sit in d-con for a few minutes.
287
00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:46,735
See if there's any way to
contact the Clotharians.
288
00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:49,568
If this is their mess, they might
have the Goo Gone to get rid of it.
289
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,570
They put a killer alien
virus in our space probe.
290
00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:53,702
They're just gonna
give us the antidote?
291
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,914
- Not with that attitude.
- I'm on it.
292
00:15:55,915 --> 00:16:00,209
Dubbie, it's time I
told you about Code 47.
293
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,672
Yeah, what is that? And how
many codes do we have, anyway?
294
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:06,845
- At least 86.
- You don't know?
295
00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:10,349
In the event that a Middleman is called
upon to make the ultimate sacrifice,
296
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:14,973
a microwave burst from the Middlewatch
delivers a pre-recorded message.
297
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:19,018
Whoa, Scooter. We're not gonna die
from a face-full of some alien virus.
298
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:23,482
I certainly hope not. But a Middleman
should be prepared for any eventuality.
299
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,446
I record a Code 47 for you
during every mission.
300
00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:29,489
I'm as serious as a
German film festival.
301
00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:33,032
[on watch] Dubbie, if
you're seeing this,
302
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,874
I have been assassinated by the
Clan of the Pointed Stick.
303
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,666
I trust you were more fortunate.
304
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,420
Remember: [speaks
foreign language]
305
00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:45,714
Dubbie, if you're seeing this,
306
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,466
I've been turned
into a fish zombie
307
00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:49,468
and you had to shoot
me in the head.
308
00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:50,929
Dubbie, if you're seeing this,
309
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:52,631
I have perished in
the Underworld.
310
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,013
Hopefully, we've stopped
thousand years of fire.
311
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,437
If not, you might want to look
into getting an asbestos umbrella.
312
00:16:58,438 --> 00:17:01,440
Or a really good
insurance policy.
313
00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:02,941
Dubbie, if you're seeing this,
314
00:17:02,942 --> 00:17:05,444
we were unable to
stop Varsity FanClub,
315
00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:07,906
the Clotharian rebel fleet
opened up a warp hole
316
00:17:07,907 --> 00:17:11,570
and their armada has reduced the
planet Earth to a smoking cinder.
317
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:16,655
I'm not sure how you managed
to survive, but good for you.
318
00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:19,498
OK, that's enough
Last Thought Theater.
319
00:17:19,499 --> 00:17:23,502
- Code 47 is...
- Planning for failure. No, thank you.
320
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:27,336
Wanting to say goodbye to friends and
family is hardly planning for failure.
321
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,588
If you knew you weren't
going to see Lacey again,
322
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:31,470
wouldn't you tell her
what she means to you?
323
00:17:31,471 --> 00:17:34,173
If she doesn't already know,
I'm a pretty lousy friend.
324
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:37,596
There's nothing that you haven't told her?
Or Mr. Noser?
325
00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:40,058
- Or Tyler?
- Nope.
326
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,062
Open book. That's me.
327
00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:50,609
I hope you know you were a stellar
Middleman in training, Dubbie.
328
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:53,362
And I'm sure your superb immune
system will serve you well
329
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,495
as you one day train a Middleboy
or Middlegirl of your own.
330
00:17:56,496 --> 00:18:00,199
I am right here.
You're not dead.
331
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,581
That doesn't change what I
would say to you if I were.
332
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,204
How much longer do we have
to stay in this bath-house?
333
00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:07,666
Decontamination of the corridors
should be done by now.
334
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:11,380
Ida, are we cleared
to exit isolation?
335
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,472
Ida? It's the Middleman.
Do you read?
336
00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:16,975
Ida? It's me, the toker.
337
00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:19,518
Hophead McStoney. Pick up!
338
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:22,771
[Middleman] She's right there.
Why isn't she answering?
339
00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:25,604
We've been Jack Traven-ed.
That's not Ida.
340
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,437
That's a recording of
Ida playing on a loop.
341
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:32,401
- How could a virus do that?
- Maybe Ida's been compromised.
342
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:36,445
Perhaps this is all part of
some elaborate Clotharian ruse.
343
00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:38,287
Whatever's going on,
we got to get to Ops.
344
00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:40,909
- And that can only mean one thing.
- Really?
345
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:44,623
We're going to have to activate one
of our emergency incursion protocols.
346
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,246
I thought we only had one
emergency incursion protocol.
347
00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:49,418
Try over 300. And in this case,
348
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,881
- it's going to have to be the Nakatomi Protocol.
- Nakatomi? Like the movie?
349
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,555
No. Like the real-life events
that inspired the movie.
350
00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:03,602
"Come out to the coast, we'll get
together, have a few laughs."
351
00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:06,435
No dawdling, Dubbie.
352
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,607
Can I say something?
353
00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:11,770
It's what the Founding
Fathers fought for.
354
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:15,073
What's up with the vents? We're
coming from an isolation chamber
355
00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:18,116
inside a secret headquarters built
by an organization so covert
356
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:19,828
we don't even know who they are.
357
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:23,582
Yet we have vents large enough to crawl
into, with accessible registers.
358
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,495
Was this building designed
by TV writers or what?
359
00:19:26,496 --> 00:19:29,208
No, it wasn't. See,
most of the time,
360
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:32,591
the Middle-vents are a series of tubes,
each one no thicker than a capellini.
361
00:19:32,592 --> 00:19:37,216
But the Nakatomi Protocol enlarges the vent
system to allow us to move about freely.
362
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:41,220
Simultaneously, it confounds any hostiles
by shutting down our internal surveillance,
363
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:44,683
- allowing the hunted to become...
- The hunters. Cool.
364
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,567
Hold the wire. This
is dad-gum peculiar.
365
00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:50,809
[Wendy] I don't get it.
Interrodroid was destroyed.
366
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:54,613
That was Interrodroid 5000. This
is obviously Interrodroid 6000.
367
00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:57,736
How, "obviously"? And how was
a new Interrodroid delivered?
368
00:19:57,737 --> 00:19:59,578
We were supposed
to be in lockdown.
369
00:19:59,579 --> 00:20:03,662
Interrodroid 6000 is using HEYDAR
to cause a cascade overload
370
00:20:03,663 --> 00:20:05,704
in all of Ida's vital systems.
371
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,377
He's turning her into
a walking detonator.
372
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,710
Oh, come on, how many times are
people gonna break into headquarters
373
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,544
- and threaten to blow up the place?
- A, about three times a year.
374
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:21,390
And B, a cascade overload will put all of our
systems into a simultaneous detonation sequence
375
00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:24,803
and crater the entire city.
We have about 60 minutes
376
00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:27,686
before our town
becomes our cinder.
377
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:30,980
Great. Hans Gruber-ed
with our own robot.
378
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:40,159
- Hey. Can she see us?
- Yes, I can.
379
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,362
Kill them!
380
00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:22,822
[electronic squealing]
381
00:21:26,205 --> 00:21:28,367
- Nice catch.
- Next time, you be the bait.
382
00:21:28,368 --> 00:21:31,580
It would appear that Ida has been
contaminated and turned against us.
383
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,372
Great. It's like Die
Hard in a building.
384
00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:35,754
Which explains why we aren't
showing any symptoms.
385
00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:38,467
Whatever was in that capsule
was meant for Ida, not us.
386
00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:40,679
She duped us into lockdown
to get us out of the way.
387
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,221
All that scrubbing, for nothing.
388
00:21:43,222 --> 00:21:45,134
At least we have one
of our guns back.
389
00:21:47,096 --> 00:21:50,559
The other firearms are locked up tighter
than Marie Antoinette's corsets.
390
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,482
- Nakatomi Protocol?
- Nakatomi Protocol.
391
00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:55,434
It's an even split. Ida
has my Middlegun and...
392
00:21:55,435 --> 00:21:59,147
Now, I have a machine gun.
Ho-ho-ho.
393
00:21:59,148 --> 00:22:02,320
Firepower isn't going
to win the day, Dubbie.
394
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,533
But that severed
head just might.
395
00:22:04,534 --> 00:22:06,576
Come on, we need to keep moving.
396
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:35,103
- Mr. Ford.
- Yes... sir.
397
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:39,187
- You want to work for Fatboy Industries.
- I was approached, actually.
398
00:22:39,188 --> 00:22:43,442
You attended a small liberal arts college
of no particular reputation or merit.
399
00:22:43,443 --> 00:22:46,485
McCrimmon College is
considered an excellent...
400
00:22:46,486 --> 00:22:49,037
And took five-and-a-half
years to finish.
401
00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:51,289
I finished in
three-and-a-half years,
402
00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:54,913
but I took two years off in the middle to
backpack through Africa and South Asia.
403
00:22:54,914 --> 00:22:59,127
And that made you so worldly you haven't
been able to hold a job other than guitarist
404
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:03,131
- for more than three months?
- Some of those jobs sure felt like they lasted more than that.
405
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:06,715
[Tyler laughs] No?
406
00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:10,348
As for your time as a guitarist,
that was capped by your composition
407
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:13,562
of the number one hit
song, Dreams of Monica.
408
00:23:13,563 --> 00:23:16,685
A song you freely gave to your former
bandmates when you left the group
409
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:20,278
- because you were dumped by the song's namesake.
- What's that got to do with...?
410
00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,481
Is this the kind of
decision-making we can expect
411
00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:24,903
when you're representing
our interests?
412
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:29,988
I gave up the song because
music is a living thing.
413
00:23:29,989 --> 00:23:33,371
Dreams of Monica was written about
that girl, for those people.
414
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,744
I could have taken it and
recorded it with another group,
415
00:23:35,745 --> 00:23:39,498
but it would have been as dead
as a goldfish in a gerbil cage.
416
00:23:39,499 --> 00:23:41,840
It sure wouldn't
have been a hit.
417
00:23:41,841 --> 00:23:43,632
There was one place
that song could live.
418
00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:47,045
And since I couldn't
live there, I let it go.
419
00:23:47,046 --> 00:23:51,429
Do you truly believe that your cavalier
attitude toward intellectual property
420
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,052
would serve this company
or Manservant Neville's?
421
00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:56,475
- What did you just say?
- I said,
422
00:23:56,476 --> 00:24:01,319
"Do you truly believe that your cavalier
attitude toward intellectual property
423
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,983
would serve this company
or Manservant Neville's?"
424
00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:08,657
Why can't you pronounce
your own boss's name?
425
00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:11,329
And why is your watch
ticking so damn loud?
426
00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:14,533
It's a Cartier Pasha case, but the
movement ticks like a cheap knockoff.
427
00:24:14,534 --> 00:24:17,205
Your suit is machine-sewn,
not handmade,
428
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:20,248
even though it's cut in an
ostentatious Italian style.
429
00:24:20,249 --> 00:24:23,882
Your toupee is far more obvious than
a highly-paid corporate executive
430
00:24:23,883 --> 00:24:26,545
would allow himself to wear.
Your cufflinks are plastic.
431
00:24:26,546 --> 00:24:28,887
Your tie is a clip-on.
432
00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:33,051
And your reading glasses don't
have magnification lenses in them.
433
00:24:33,052 --> 00:24:36,304
And you can't pronounce
Manservant Neville.
434
00:24:36,305 --> 00:24:39,397
Which means that this is either
a very poorly run company,
435
00:24:39,398 --> 00:24:41,520
in which case I have no
business working for you,
436
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:46,154
or... this is still a test,
437
00:24:46,155 --> 00:24:50,068
in which case you
people are sick,
438
00:24:50,069 --> 00:24:53,452
demented... geniuses.
439
00:24:57,286 --> 00:25:00,119
That will be all, Mr. Ford.
440
00:25:07,386 --> 00:25:11,509
It's been too long. Ida's gonna to figure
out something happened with Interrodroid.
441
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:15,303
We have ten levels to hide in, she
won't be expecting instant results.
442
00:25:15,304 --> 00:25:16,895
Is this even gonna work?
443
00:25:16,896 --> 00:25:19,187
Supreme Commander of the
Clotharian Rebel Fleet
444
00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:21,309
contacted us through the
Interrodroid before.
445
00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:23,642
We should be able to use the
technology to call him back.
446
00:25:23,643 --> 00:25:26,314
I know. But that was, like,
two Interrodroids ago.
447
00:25:26,315 --> 00:25:29,317
Remember how when we got New Ida
she had all of Old Ida's memories?
448
00:25:29,318 --> 00:25:31,279
- Yeah.
- Same with Interrodroids.
449
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,653
Dubbie, this really
is a one-man job.
450
00:25:34,654 --> 00:25:38,116
Perhaps now would be a good time for you
to reconsider your stance on Code 47,
451
00:25:38,117 --> 00:25:40,288
in case the Clotharians
aren't willing to help.
452
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:42,330
- Nope.
- I have to say,
453
00:25:42,331 --> 00:25:45,293
I'm a bit surprised
by your reluctance.
454
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:48,126
Considering the mysterious
disappearance of your father,
455
00:25:48,127 --> 00:25:49,547
you'd want your mother...
456
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,300
Look, I'm not gonna
record the message, OK?
457
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,553
[zapping]
458
00:25:57,266 --> 00:25:59,387
How did you obtain
this frequency?
459
00:25:59,388 --> 00:26:03,231
- High Aldwin...
- I am not High Aldwin.
460
00:26:03,232 --> 00:26:05,944
You sound like Graham Chapman
and dress like a vestal virgin.
461
00:26:05,945 --> 00:26:09,027
- If you're not High Aldwin...
- Silence!
462
00:26:09,028 --> 00:26:12,150
I have been promoted
since we last spoke.
463
00:26:12,151 --> 00:26:17,575
I must now only be addressed
as Maximum Aldwin.
464
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,908
Oh! Well, that's just great.
465
00:26:19,909 --> 00:26:24,042
I know you. The hairless ape who
read the scrolls of Xanthor.
466
00:26:24,043 --> 00:26:28,416
Maximum Aldwin, your people
returned one of our probes.
467
00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:32,300
Within that probe was a capsule
which contained a virus.
468
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:33,633
[clears throat]
469
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,306
In accordance with provisions of
the Treaty of Periperpegilliam,
470
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,138
you are required to inform us...
471
00:26:40,139 --> 00:26:43,311
I told them that signing the
treaty of Periperpegilliam
472
00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,685
was a mistake. Now, everyone
suddenly wants to know
473
00:26:46,686 --> 00:26:49,728
why you're killing them and
how they're going to die.
474
00:26:49,729 --> 00:26:54,232
Wait a minute. We saved your ass from Varsity
Fanclub and this is how you say thanks?
475
00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:57,826
- A killer virus?
- Three of your Earth weeks ago,
476
00:26:57,827 --> 00:27:00,368
Voyager 2 was sucked
through a warp hole
477
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:05,704
and promptly began taking pictures of a
top-secret Clotharian military base.
478
00:27:05,705 --> 00:27:09,627
As if flooding the cosmos with
your televised reality shows,
479
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:14,342
sitcoms and competitive cooking
programs wasn't bad enough,
480
00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:18,466
you primates escalated
to galactic voyeurism.
481
00:27:18,467 --> 00:27:20,889
And that will not stand.
482
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:24,723
The capsule we sent back
to you contained a payload
483
00:27:24,724 --> 00:27:27,936
of aerosolized nanobots.
484
00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:31,189
- Nano-whats?
- Nanobots.
485
00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:34,232
Microscopic machines, designed
to infiltrate our technology
486
00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:36,114
and rip it apart
from the inside out.
487
00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:39,617
And they're what's making
Ida go boom all gone?
488
00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:43,121
That's dumb. Won't the nano-butts be
blown up with the rest of the city?
489
00:27:43,122 --> 00:27:47,335
To the contrary. The nanobots will
use the force of the explosion
490
00:27:47,336 --> 00:27:51,339
to spread into the atmosphere
and from there, the world.
491
00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:54,382
Within a week, the height
of human technology
492
00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:57,135
will be a few pointy rocks,
493
00:27:57,136 --> 00:28:02,971
which should teach you gibbons not to treat
our galaxy like your own private peep show.
494
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:08,566
And now, if I may invoke the text
of one of your sacred documents,
495
00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:12,021
"Yippi-kay-yay, [beeping]"
496
00:28:18,277 --> 00:28:21,239
If we can push Ida's reset
button, Ida will shut down,
497
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,493
which will stop the cascade, and
reactivate her root anti-virus systems,
498
00:28:25,494 --> 00:28:28,456
- which will get rid of the nanobots.
- Where's the reset button?
499
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,999
- In her brain.
- Her brain? How are you gonna push that?
500
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,592
- You gonna get your Boston Strangler on again?
- Ida's in livewire mode.
501
00:28:34,593 --> 00:28:39,217
Any attack that compromises her structural
integrity will cause a premature detonation.
502
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:42,470
What we need is the HEYDAR.
503
00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:45,183
You stay up nights coming up
with these plans, don't you?
504
00:28:45,184 --> 00:28:50,108
We can use the HEYDAR's on-board shrink
ray to shrink me down to sub-atomic size.
505
00:28:50,109 --> 00:28:51,900
- HEYDAR has a shrink ray?
- Of course.
506
00:28:51,901 --> 00:28:53,902
We'd employ its
particle accelerator...
507
00:28:53,903 --> 00:28:56,234
- HEYDAR has a particle accelerator?
- Of course.
508
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,116
And we can use it to
shoot me right into her.
509
00:28:58,117 --> 00:29:02,240
Then I'll make my way to her brain via the
cortex entry hatch and trigger the reset,
510
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,662
which will engage her
antivirus subroutine.
511
00:29:04,663 --> 00:29:07,786
- Like the space android Norton utilities?
- Exactly.
512
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:12,710
After the nanobots have been destroyed,
I'll signal you with the Middlewatch.
513
00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:15,373
Then you can use HEYDAR to
restore me to normal size.
514
00:29:15,374 --> 00:29:18,797
That's a great plan, except
Ida's wired into HEYDAR
515
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,429
and she's on a hair trigger.
516
00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:25,474
- Wait, what about...?
- [both] Baby HEYDAR.
517
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:32,100
About time.
518
00:29:32,101 --> 00:29:33,943
You took care of them?
519
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,486
I am so over being the bait.
520
00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:40,068
[Middleman] Sorry,
but I'm too tall
521
00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:43,241
to fit inside Interrodroid's
hollowed-out exoskeleton.
522
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:45,864
Now I know what a TV
dinner feels like.
523
00:29:45,865 --> 00:29:48,117
Commence the
distraction, Dubbie.
524
00:29:55,674 --> 00:29:56,755
Watch it, you oaf!
525
00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:58,968
What's your damage?
526
00:30:02,221 --> 00:30:06,094
You best unscrew yourself or I am gonna
reprogram you with a can opener.
527
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,017
Don't think I can't do it!
528
00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:15,774
[both squealing]
529
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:22,200
Everybody shut the heck up!
530
00:30:22,201 --> 00:30:27,155
So, one of you is
Interrodroid 7000.
531
00:30:27,156 --> 00:30:30,038
That means the other one
is the burnout in a suit.
532
00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:33,451
Now, you're wondering, "How's Ida
gonna know which one's the fake?"
533
00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:36,795
You forgot one
thing: I don't care.
534
00:30:46,175 --> 00:30:48,677
- Get me out of here!
- Out the door! Go!
535
00:30:53,232 --> 00:30:56,275
- Say goodnight, peanut.
- Sorry, Ida. I can't let you do that.
536
00:31:08,447 --> 00:31:11,199
[Middleman] Dubbie.
Dubbie, can you hear me?
537
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,493
Dubbie? Dubbie, are
you all right?
538
00:31:16,455 --> 00:31:19,087
I think so. Where am I?
539
00:31:19,088 --> 00:31:22,091
You're inside Ida.
540
00:31:40,069 --> 00:31:44,442
OK. I'm in the sinus passage,
heading towards the brain.
541
00:31:44,443 --> 00:31:49,697
Also, checking "picking an android's
nose from the inside" off the life list.
542
00:31:49,698 --> 00:31:51,829
- Where are you?
- On the move.
543
00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:55,203
Ida was stunned by the particle transfer
long enough for me to give her the slip.
544
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:58,746
OK. Just keep that Baby HEYDAR safe.
It's my ticket out of here.
545
00:31:58,747 --> 00:32:00,748
Listen to me, Dubbie,
and listen to me good.
546
00:32:00,749 --> 00:32:03,541
I never intended for you to be
the one shrunken inside of Ida.
547
00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:05,093
Now, something you need to know.
548
00:32:05,094 --> 00:32:07,135
Now there's something
I need to know?
549
00:32:07,136 --> 00:32:09,047
After you've hit the reset
button in Ida's brain
550
00:32:09,048 --> 00:32:12,260
stopping her from blowing up the city,
it is crucial, I repeat, crucial
551
00:32:12,261 --> 00:32:14,762
you get out of her body
through whatever orifice
552
00:32:14,763 --> 00:32:16,934
before you signal for me
to bring you back to size.
553
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,437
If Baby HEYDAR returns you to
full size while surrounded
554
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,149
by Ida's titanium
substructure...
555
00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:24,772
- I'll be shredded.
- Like a White House phone log.
556
00:32:24,773 --> 00:32:27,365
This place is a mess.
557
00:32:27,366 --> 00:32:29,947
- [tapping]
- Wait, I hear something.
558
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:33,162
[electronic whirring]
559
00:32:34,163 --> 00:32:36,494
Oh, no. The nanobots!
560
00:32:36,495 --> 00:32:40,708
They're taking apart Ida. It's like
Oompa-Loompas with power tools.
561
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:44,502
Be careful. Not only are nanobots
super-strong and nigh-indestructible,
562
00:32:44,503 --> 00:32:48,136
they act as a swarm. The last thing you
want is to be at the bottom of that pileup.
563
00:32:48,137 --> 00:32:51,299
- They'll take you apart, literally.
- Avoid the nanobots. Got it.
564
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,223
- I'll call you when I reach the brain.
- Good luck.
565
00:33:07,526 --> 00:33:10,568
Nice speech about the song.
Very moving.
566
00:33:10,569 --> 00:33:12,490
So did I call it
about your board?
567
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:17,745
We've all been trying to find a way to
tell Sullivan about his crap toupee,
568
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:21,959
but we were afraid it would be...
awkward.
569
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:26,424
Please. A bunch of stuffed shirts
could never have made the uMaster.
570
00:33:26,425 --> 00:33:27,546
So I passed the test?
571
00:33:30,429 --> 00:33:32,010
Have a good day,
Manservant Neville.
572
00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:35,843
You're not turning
me down, are you?
573
00:33:35,844 --> 00:33:38,766
Which part of "I'm a
musician" did you miss?
574
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,978
The part where people are
lined up to hear you play.
575
00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:43,981
I've done my homework,
researched your life,
576
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,273
listened to your music.
577
00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:47,945
Make no mistake: you are good.
578
00:33:47,946 --> 00:33:49,647
Really good.
579
00:33:49,648 --> 00:33:52,360
- But what if it's not enough?
- I am good enough.
580
00:33:52,361 --> 00:33:55,323
But the world isn't. It
seldom recognizes genius,
581
00:33:55,324 --> 00:34:00,037
and when it does, it squashes it with
the abject tedium of compromise.
582
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:06,043
Dreams of Monica excepted, you write
songs about changing the world.
583
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,667
You want to be on a stage.
I'm offering you that stage.
584
00:34:09,668 --> 00:34:12,049
I don't even know
what this job is.
585
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,263
I need a right hand man,
586
00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:19,227
and I don't need another stooge
from the Ivy League assembly line.
587
00:34:19,228 --> 00:34:22,350
I need someone who has
music in their soul.
588
00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:25,273
It's time for you to stop singing
about changing the world,
589
00:34:25,274 --> 00:34:27,316
it's time for you
to start doing it.
590
00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:38,906
I'm at the hatch to the brain, but
the nanobots are standing guard.
591
00:34:38,907 --> 00:34:41,159
- Now way I can get around them.
- How many?
592
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,001
Does it matter? More
than there are of me.
593
00:34:44,002 --> 00:34:46,914
- You have to find a way inside.
- There's only the one hatch,
594
00:34:46,915 --> 00:34:50,047
and these guys are about to survive
the equivalent of a nuclear strike.
595
00:34:50,048 --> 00:34:51,969
- No way I can take them.
- Then don't.
596
00:34:51,970 --> 00:34:53,971
The nanobots are strong,
but you're smarter.
597
00:34:53,972 --> 00:34:56,594
It's just like what Sensei
Ping says about weasels.
598
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,386
They can easily hide
in a tube sock?
599
00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:02,060
That their love of battle is surpassed
by their love of shiny things.
600
00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:07,064
Ida.
601
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:09,527
I know you're in there somewhere.
You can fight this.
602
00:35:09,528 --> 00:35:14,031
You can't win. Hurt me,
and I blow up now,
603
00:35:14,032 --> 00:35:16,944
take out the building and spread
the nanobots across the city.
604
00:35:16,945 --> 00:35:22,950
Do nothing, I blow up later, take out the city
and spread the nanobots across the world.
605
00:35:22,951 --> 00:35:25,543
Maybe. But remember,
606
00:35:25,544 --> 00:35:28,796
you can't injure me, or, through
inaction, allow me to come to harm.
607
00:35:28,797 --> 00:35:30,669
Kiss my Asimov!
608
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,563
Welcome to the party, Ida.
609
00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:52,440
Yoo-hoo! Over here!
610
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:53,902
How do you like them weasels?
611
00:35:58,076 --> 00:36:00,329
[music plays]
612
00:36:04,993 --> 00:36:08,085
- Tea?
- Uh, no. Thanks.
613
00:36:08,086 --> 00:36:12,340
So, shrunken to lepton size.
White void.
614
00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:16,294
Little people with power tools.
Better than Mary Jane, huh?
615
00:36:16,295 --> 00:36:19,176
- You are Ida.
- I'm Ida's brain.
616
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,429
The nanobots have
taken over her body.
617
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:23,801
And if you don't stop them
in the next five minutes,
618
00:36:23,802 --> 00:36:27,685
humanity's gonna be rubbing two sticks
together to power their coconut phones.
619
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:30,268
I know. I came to hit
your reset button.
620
00:36:30,269 --> 00:36:35,363
Activate my anti-virus system, destroy
the nanobots, save the world?
621
00:36:35,364 --> 00:36:37,735
Oh, honey, that was a good plan.
622
00:36:37,736 --> 00:36:42,029
Thanks. Wait. "Was" a good plan?
623
00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:44,582
The nanobots beat you to it.
624
00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:48,496
They trashed my reset
button first thing.
625
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:52,540
- What am I supposed to do?
- You want to stop the nanobot Apocalypse Now,
626
00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:54,672
you've got to send
me back to O2STK.
627
00:36:54,673 --> 00:36:57,675
They can fix me, destroy the nanobots.
Or they'll send you a new Ida.
628
00:36:57,676 --> 00:37:00,678
- All the same to me.
- O2STK?
629
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:03,431
"Organization too
secret to know?"
630
00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:06,894
No one knows how to contact them. Even you
said you didn't know who we work for.
631
00:37:06,895 --> 00:37:09,977
Doesn't mean I don't know how to
return a faulty piece of equipment.
632
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,270
I may not know who
runs the joint,
633
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:16,153
but keeping the Middleman in weapons and
gadgets and things is my primary function.
634
00:37:16,154 --> 00:37:18,986
How am I gonna send you back
when Ops is in lockdown?
635
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,068
- Huh.
- Wait.
636
00:37:21,069 --> 00:37:24,702
We must have some kind of channel
to O2STK in the building.
637
00:37:24,703 --> 00:37:26,784
That's where all the new
Interrodroids come from.
638
00:37:26,785 --> 00:37:32,079
Keno. Just get the Middleman to subdue
my body and take me back to Ops.
639
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,673
I'll show you how to send
me back to my maker.
640
00:37:35,674 --> 00:37:38,546
Hey, boss, it's Wendy.
I got a new plan.
641
00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:41,178
Any chance you can subdue Ida
and get her back to Ops?
642
00:37:41,179 --> 00:37:43,841
- You sucker-punched me!
- Goes to show how well you know me.
643
00:37:43,842 --> 00:37:45,513
It doesn't matter what you do.
644
00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:48,556
This cranky old broad goes
kablooey in three minutes.
645
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:53,150
Today, John Wayne doesn't get to ride
off into the sunset with Grace Kelly!
646
00:37:53,151 --> 00:37:57,855
- That's Gary Cooper, Ida.
- [muffled shouting]
647
00:37:57,856 --> 00:38:00,778
Dubbie, I've brought Ida to Ops.
Now what?
648
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,821
Bankers lamps. Third
lamp, top row:
649
00:38:03,822 --> 00:38:05,282
Turn off.
650
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,905
And the second lamp
on the bottom row:
651
00:38:07,906 --> 00:38:10,247
- Turn off, then on, then off again.
- Got that?
652
00:38:10,248 --> 00:38:13,411
Off. On. Off. Got it.
653
00:38:13,412 --> 00:38:15,874
[rumbling]
654
00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:23,761
Pipefitters local! I've
never seen that before!
655
00:38:23,762 --> 00:38:27,475
It's a pneumatic tube.
Goes all the way to O2STK.
656
00:38:27,476 --> 00:38:30,928
I always wondered how we got our
weapons and gadgets and things.
657
00:38:30,929 --> 00:38:34,191
[Ida] No Middleman's ever seen
this far behind the curtain.
658
00:38:34,192 --> 00:38:38,275
But you two hoobanauts crapped the comforter
so bad, I thought, "What the hey."
659
00:38:38,276 --> 00:38:42,900
Uh, boss, Ida's brain says anything put
in the tube will go straight to O2STK.
660
00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:44,652
I'm two steps ahead of you.
661
00:38:44,653 --> 00:38:46,534
[grunts]
662
00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:49,947
Dubbie, that explosion is gonna
trigger in two-and-a-half minutes.
663
00:38:49,948 --> 00:38:51,288
You need to get out of there.
664
00:38:51,289 --> 00:38:54,792
- [whirring, creaking]
- [Wendy] The nanobots.
665
00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:57,334
- They're coming in.
- Is there another way out?
666
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:01,759
- No.
- Can I just go back with you to O2STK?
667
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,551
Not if you want to come back.
668
00:39:03,552 --> 00:39:05,342
You need to get
out of there now!
669
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,966
I can't.
670
00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:17,935
Dubbie, if you can't get out of
there, I'm not sending Ida to O2STK.
671
00:39:17,936 --> 00:39:20,357
You have to. You know you do.
672
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,900
This is save the world
time, you taught me that.
673
00:39:22,901 --> 00:39:26,364
- No, Dubbie.
- Hey, boss?
674
00:39:30,449 --> 00:39:33,120
If you're hearing this, the
nanobots are outside the hatch,
675
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:36,414
and I didn't have enough time to get
out of Ida before the cascade overload
676
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:38,756
spreads technology-eating
robots from space
677
00:39:38,757 --> 00:39:40,798
all over the world.
678
00:39:40,799 --> 00:39:42,960
I just want you to know,
679
00:39:42,961 --> 00:39:46,424
I'm kind of OK.
680
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:49,056
You taught me that there are
things in life worth dying for.
681
00:39:49,057 --> 00:39:55,773
And I am so glad I got attacked by that
tentacled ass-monster back at the lab,
682
00:39:55,774 --> 00:39:59,607
and that you framed me so I'd
have to be your sidekick.
683
00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:04,862
Because... I am so proud
to be a Middleman.
684
00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:06,324
I'm proud to know you.
685
00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:10,578
And I want you to know
686
00:40:10,579 --> 00:40:12,490
that since my dad disappeared,
687
00:40:12,491 --> 00:40:15,874
you're the closest thing
I've had to a father.
688
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,880
I'm honored, Dubbie.
689
00:40:22,881 --> 00:40:24,842
I hope I taught you
one more thing.
690
00:40:24,843 --> 00:40:26,924
What?
691
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,426
Never give up.
692
00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:32,810
I don't envy you explaining
this one to my mom.
693
00:40:32,811 --> 00:40:34,892
"I'm sorry for your loss, Mrs.
Watson.
694
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:37,394
But your daughter was shrunk
to the size of a dust mite
695
00:40:37,395 --> 00:40:40,057
and trapped inside an
android's brain by a bunch of
696
00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:42,861
indestructible little robots."
697
00:40:44,022 --> 00:40:47,865
Indestructible. That's it.
698
00:40:47,866 --> 00:40:49,907
Open the hatch. Let
the nanobots in.
699
00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:50,988
What are you doing?
700
00:40:50,989 --> 00:40:54,121
When I give the
signal, unshrink me.
701
00:40:54,122 --> 00:40:57,956
- You'll be overrun.
- Bring it on.
702
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,584
In five, four.
703
00:41:06,585 --> 00:41:08,637
three, two...
704
00:41:09,848 --> 00:41:12,219
- Dubbie?
- [static]
705
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:13,852
Dubbie!
706
00:41:16,014 --> 00:41:17,095
[moaning]
707
00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,731
[PA] Structural
integrity compromised.
708
00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:26,524
- Flood the tubes!
- Detonation in five seconds.
709
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:30,237
Four, three, two...
710
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:32,279
Contamination neutralized.
711
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,032
Now ending lockdown.
712
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:44,672
Nanobots as body armor.
Nice work.
713
00:41:44,673 --> 00:41:46,383
What are we gonna do with them?
714
00:41:46,384 --> 00:41:49,757
I guess we'll have to build them a
really big circuit to take apart.
715
00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:53,220
- A nanobot habitat?
- I think they'll be happy enough.
716
00:41:53,221 --> 00:41:57,845
Aren't they just gonna try and dismantle our
technology and send us back to the Stone Age?
717
00:41:57,846 --> 00:42:01,559
They're programmed to destroy technology
from the inside out, not the outside in.
718
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,563
- So, they can try, but...
- Plus, they're fun to watch.
719
00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:06,605
Like an ant farm.
720
00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:16,615
You know all those things I said before
when I thought I was going to die?
721
00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:21,289
Well, I meant every word of it.
722
00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:32,509
OK, Tyler. I am making my final
approach to the hotdog stand.
723
00:42:32,510 --> 00:42:34,972
Arriving in T-minus five,
724
00:42:34,973 --> 00:42:38,597
four, three, two...
725
00:42:39,768 --> 00:42:41,478
- Whoa.
- What's the matter, Dubster?
726
00:42:41,479 --> 00:42:43,350
Never had someone buy
you a hotdog before?
727
00:42:43,351 --> 00:42:45,062
You must have had
an exciting day.
728
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,524
You know. Same old, same old.
You?
729
00:42:47,525 --> 00:42:49,486
Just another boring
day at the office.
730
00:42:49,487 --> 00:42:51,528
The good news is I now
have an office to go to.
731
00:42:51,529 --> 00:42:54,571
You're looking at the
official attache, assistant
732
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,283
and aide de camp to
Manservant Neville.
733
00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:59,536
Maybe a few other things,
too, we only got to the A's.
734
00:42:59,537 --> 00:43:01,699
- Wow!
- Good wow, or bad wow?
735
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,702
- Are you happy?
- I kinda think I am.
736
00:43:04,703 --> 00:43:06,835
If you're happy, I'm great.
737
00:43:11,469 --> 00:43:13,340
You know I think
you're awesome, right?
738
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,803
Like, amazingly awesome.
739
00:43:15,804 --> 00:43:17,765
I don't know. How awesome
is amazingly awesome?
740
00:43:17,766 --> 00:43:20,217
If you were a magazine, they
would call you Tyler Beat.
741
00:43:20,218 --> 00:43:22,680
Really? That amazingly awesome?
742
00:43:22,681 --> 00:43:23,892
Really.
743
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:50,378
Off, then on, then off again.
744
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,463
[rumbling]
745
00:44:06,434 --> 00:44:09,566
- [Ida] Nice try.
- Ida!
746
00:44:09,567 --> 00:44:12,860
Hundreds of years with
the same old Ida.
747
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:16,233
Think you can wait until the
warranty runs out this time?
748
00:44:16,234 --> 00:44:18,575
You feeling better?
Not... homicidal?
749
00:44:18,576 --> 00:44:20,658
Don't push me.
750
00:44:22,450 --> 00:44:24,582
- Good night, Ida.
- Hm.
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