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I, I'm the one

Push on ahead as you like, yeah

Up to me, listen close

and speak the name of the desert god

Clench your teeth

When your heart starts to tremble with heat...

Stop it! It'll only bring destruction

Let's do it, oh, angel

Now is the time to stand up and be strong

A sad history, a hidden victory

That's the mystery

There's nothing certain about what tomorrow holds

so living through this moment

is my mission alone

Quit it, jerk-ass! What's the big...

Y-you!

Asagiri Junko!

Long time no see!

What kind of look is that when there's a hot chick to see you?!

It's 'cause bad crap always happens when you show up!

I'll have you know I have a good job for you...

Master!

"Master?"

She's my pupil, Taiko!

YOU have a pupil?!

Wow! What huge breasts!

- The Sunabouzu has a pupil?! - Who's this woman, Master?

Asagiri Junko. A living example of the kind of woman NOT to be like!

- Learn from her chest only! - Yes, sir!

But this is my first time seeing such large breasts in real life, Master.

Aside from fat old ladies...

Hold on! I thought your mom had ones this big?

Eep!

I also meant aside from my mother, of course!

Whew, that's good!

Tryin' to flaunt your stuff, eh?! That trick won't work on me anymore!

What?

I've been promised a VERY bountiful future!

What'll happen to that chest and those looks five years down the road?

Like they say, flowers live short lives!

Gah!

By the time she's all withered and old, Taiko'll have blossomed!

I'm gonna raise her to suit my needs!

In five years... In five years, I'll be all...

Maybe I should get married soon...

And it'd have to be someone rich...

Otherwise, my love and my breasts would be...

Setting the future aside and enjoying life to the fullest right now...

... sounds really good to me!

"Life and Game"

"Life and Game" You're pathetic, Master.

This is our client, Kaizuka Kaoru-san, 56!

The Kanto's greatest treasure hunting expert!

See ya.

H-hold on!

He's offering 10 million yen!

Don't be dumb!

And how do we get 10 million yen from this decrepit old chrome-dome,

from this filthy, stinky old crock?!

He's strong!

This ain't no ordinary geezer! Who is he?!

I told you. Kaizuka Kaoru-san, 56.

Kaizuka Kaoru, 56?

"Kaizuka Kaoru 56 years old"

"Kaizuka Kaoru 56 years old" Who is he?

"Kaizuka Kaoru 56 years old" You don't know?!

You don't know?!

He dug up the super-exciting game that's a huge hit all over the Kanto,

"The Game of Life", from some Dark Age ruins!

It spread throughout the world and now he's super-duper rich!

A true winner at the game of life... Kaizuka Kaoru-san!

Rich Man-sama!

Whether or not you earn the 10 million yen depends on your work!

But of course! So, Kaizuka-san, what might this job be?

Treasure-hunting, obviously!

So you're okay with the Sunabouzu?

Yeah.

As long as they don't eat much, can carry luggage, and can do odd jobs,

anyone will do!

And these ones probably don't eat much, given their size...

- Thank you! ...You!

Besides...

... you DID recommend them, Junko-chan! I'm sure you chose well!

I'm so happy that you trust me so!

You and I ARE close, after all...

Close?

Incidentally, who's the even tinier one?! I wasn't told about her!

Oh, this is my pupil! She's currently in training...

I see. Then I won't need to divide your earnings with her.

Eh?!

OK, let's move out! You kiddos got the luggage!

Yes, sir!

Oh, Kaoru-chan! You're such a flirt!

M- Master! These are extremely heavy!

W-what do you think's in 'em?

Boy! You're dawdling! Get the lead out!

Understood!

Bandits! Go get 'em!

U-understood...

A sandstorm! I can't see a thing!

Boy! Go scout the area!

Eh?! I'll get stranded if I leave!

Silence! You can die AFTER you've found the route!

Understood!

Boy! I'm hungry!

Understood...

10 million! 10 million!

10 million! 10 million!

You're a rather humble worker.

It's not every day you run across a 10 million yen job!

Plus my dead old man said never to defy the sun or the super-rich!

Oh? I'd say you've done plenty of defying...

10 million! 10 million! 10 million!

He's lost his marbles...

Say.

For a treasure hunt by the owner of the "Game of Life",

isn't this caravan a little small?

I'm sure he could find a ton of treasure if he threw lots of money at it...

He says that's not his style. He wants to do it like in the old days...

Basically, this is his hobby.

That's cool. But still...

W-what?

Seriously, how do you sniff it out?

Can you smell money or something?

The money comes to me.

And then you get all cozy-like!

H-have you let that old geezer do it already?

Jealous?

You're frozen with shock.

What?! Then I'll just have to make you gasp in ecstasy...

The old guy wants his food.

Right! Coming right up!

Whew, that was close!

*stare*

It must be tough being so small! But keep at it!

Oh, I didn't mean the size of your breasts!

Big breasts are pretty tough too, you know!

They really cramp your shoulders...

They tug at you whenever you run and can pull your shoulder muscles...

You constantly fear they'll start drooping, so you do this!

Oh, they say doing this tightens your chest muscles,

making it harder for your breasts to sag!

W-what?!

Gravity will have you beat in five years.

You're so not cute!

What kind of upbringing is the Sunabouzu giving you?!

Disgusting! What is this?! Go re-make it!

U-understood!

Scheduled report. Game Master is unaware.

Homing signal remains active.

Quit it! You're so naughty, Kaoru-chan!

M-master... Are we there yet?

Who knows...

Come to think of it, have you heard where we're going?

Yeah, right...

There's treasure where we're headed. Like he'd just blab to anyone...

- Not even that woman? - Doubt it.

Is there a map, then?

Nope. It's all in the old guy's head.

There's no one as cautious as a treasure hunter.

Even the route we've taken is all nonsense.

I got absolutely no idea where we're headed...

The geezer acts all carefree but doesn't trust a soul...

He's a pro.

But this is really backbreaking...

It's that woman's fault...

It's all that huge-boobed woman's fault!

It must be tough being so small! But keep at it!

Just you watch! I'll take those giant boobs of hers and...

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Nothing's worse than a desert trek to an unknown destination...

But the worse it gets, the more I can taste that 10 million!

Yes! With 10 million, I can...

It's 10,000 yen a touch!

So 10 million yen means... 1000 touches!

Just thinking about squeezing those giant boobies 1000 times

gives me shivers!

One giant-booby squeeze! Two giant-booby squeezes!

Three giant-booby squeezes! Four giant-booby squeezes!

Five giant-booby squeezes!

- Looks like we're here! - Yes.

It hasn't changed a bit...

This is no time for resting, boy. Go scout the area!

Y-yes! Understood!

It certainly is quiet...

I get a bad feeling about this...

What are you so lost in thought about?

I've been all over and heard all kinds of stuff from all kinds of people...

I thought I knew about every corner of the Great Kanto Desert...

...but I've never seen a place like this before.

I didn't even know they existed...

Say, why do you need to scout?

I thought it was an empty, undeveloped region...

What is this weird feeling?!

This's definitely different from all the ruined cities I know...

But I can't put my finger on it...

Something's not right!

M-master!

It would seem this is a secret treasure hunting spot...

Secret?!

This explains why nobody knows about this place.

From the new to the old, these are all treasure hunters...

M-master?!

I'm picking up something!

Master!

Stay calm!

Where's the enemy?!

Find it!

It should be right by us, but I don't see it anywhere!

This is really bad!

Don't wimp out!

Where? Where?

Where?! Where?!

It's begun!

Wonderful! No one has ransacked it yet!

Junko-chan...

Why are you dressed like that?

I'm gonna check it out, since YOU won't tell me anything.

No, um, you see...

I hate when this happens! It's a whole different ball game now!

I need to assess the situation right away!

I won't stop you if you insist on going, but do take this with you.

What the?! What do you have this for?!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

It's getting closer, Master!

Why'd you shoot, you moron?!

He might've just been sizing us up,

but then you pretty much said we're his enemy!

I-I was scared!

And you missed! Shoot to kill, or don't shoot at all!

That ammo's coming outta your food budget!

N-no way!

It's your fault if he's pissed!

I-I'm sorry!

You're my shield if he starts shooting!

The alarm stopped!

Did we get away?

Don't let your guard down! I still got a really bad feeling about this!

It looks like we're in the clear...

Who WAS that?!

M-master!

Stay calm!

Here he comes!

A bulletproof vest?!

A 16-mm grenade! Tears through vests like scrap paper!

No way!

A monster?!

Master!

Kosuna! If a 16-mm don't work, let's try a 40-mm!

I lost 'em!

You idiot!

It's no use! Let's just apologize!

Too late for that now, dumbass!

I give up! I'm sorry! SHE shot you first!

Master! I didn't hit him! But you hit him three times!

Don't tell him that!

T-those boobs!

It's Asagiri Junko!

I don't usually do this sort of thing, you know!

He ran away.

I'll try the thermograph!

He disappeared?!

Now you owe me one.

Breasts... I mean, Asagiri Junko!

That's some heavy-duty stuff you got!

That bastard must've seen it and scampered off!

Which means we can beat it with that!

Her breasts aren't very great, but her weapon is!

Where'd you get that anyway?!

The luggage Kaoru-chan had you carry.

Geez, so he was prepared from the very start!

It's pissed.

L-let's just leave for now!

Alright! Gimme that! I'll bring up the rear!

You better protect us!

That monster...

Its huge body oozes heat, but it instantly vanished from my thermo!

Can it really do that?!

From behind?!

M-master!

Help!

What the hell's going on?!

What's he doing here?! He was behind us! How's that possible?!

What're they doing in that hole?! Morons! Runt! Big-chest!

I can hit him with a rocket and end all this.

But they'd pay the price! My boob plan would go up in smoke!

Damn! They're too close to him! Was that the bastard's plan?!

Why the hostages?! Does that mean he doesn't have super strength?!

Alright, then!

But I can't let 'em die!

I really look forward to Taiko becoming a hottie in the near future,

and Asagiri Junko is a hottie I'd love for the present!

Both would be a big waste dead!

But I'd be lucky to save even one!

I can't save 'em both! Which do I save?!

The bountiful future?!

Present pleasure?!

Which do I choose? Which one?!

Time to die, asshole!

Master!

What're you doing?! Don't be stupid!

Hey!

Follow me, Kosuna!

Eh?!

He's not coming... Do you think he's dead?

Idiot! Don't relax until you've seen his corpse!

Damn...

I was gonna blast him away if he decided to drop by, but...

Quit being reckless, will you?!

We could've been blown up or flattened if you had screwed up!

Who cares, you're safe now.

So that freak came out of this hole...

Yeah! He totally scared me!

I wish you could've seen her face when the monster came out!

Like you could really see me through my helmet!

Now I see. So that's why you won't chase us, you coward...

Coward?

He used these tunnels to sneak up on us.

That's how he was able to appear and disappear.

There must be tons of tunnels beneath the city!

I get it! So he's being cautious now that we know his trick!

OK! We'll use 'em to go back! He can't do nothin' down here!

There's not much room, and he'd be fully exposed!

Oh! You're alive!

Yes, somehow or other...

You're horrible, Kaoru-chan! You should've said that thing was there!

Now, now...

Impressive, boy. You're the first to ever return from scouting.

I know that treasure hunters aren't talkative, so I won't complain.

But surely you can tell us now. What was that thing?!

He's a guardian.

He's constantly protected that city, whose denizens died centuries ago.

He punishes all who enter the inner wall that surrounds it.

He is that city of death's...

...guardian.

One circle... Two circles...

One more big circle...

A billowing raincoat... (It's a cape!)

Oh, let's not forget the sunshade now...

(His heart is pitch black! His heart is pitch black!)

Give him a Winchester and suddenly you have Sunabouzu!

He'll run again today! (Run again)

Through the desert! (Even if forced to do jobs)

He'll go forth again tomorrow! (Go forth again)

(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)

(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)

(Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)

He'll rush on ahead, life on the line! Rush on ahead!

Ghost of the Desert, Sunabouzu here!

'Tis the season for warm food! Warm stew is especially delicious!

Next time is "Sunabo Hustles", "Kosuna Does Errands",

and "'Junko' or 'Boobie Lady'?"

Miss it and it's rock-paper...

Wait! It's really "Guardian and Treasure Hunter"!