All language subtitles for The Nanny S04E17 Samson He Denied Her 1080p WEB-DL DD2 0 H 264-squalor_track3_[eng]

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Mr. Sheffield
just called from the
limo

and said that he made
a big mistake six months
ago

and wants
to talk to me about
it.

-Six months?
-Paris.

-Plane.
-Told me that he loved me.

Took it back.

-Mistake.
-Mistake.

-Mistake. Mistake.
-Mistake. Mistake.

-He made a big mistake.
-He made a big mistake.

Niles, could Ms. Fine and I
have some privacy, please?

-Oh.
-Oh, certainly, sir.

Thank you.

So, Mr. Sheffield,

you said you made
some horrible
mistake

six months ago.

That's right.

And I want to make it up
to you right now.

One sec.

[TELEPHONE]

SYLVIA:Hello?

Oh, hi, Ma.

SYLVIA:Sweetheart,
what do you want? We're
just
sitting down to eat.

-Oh, can it just wait a sec?
-SYLVIA:No.

I think you'll wanna hear this.

Go ahead.

Well, Ms. Fine, I-I've just
had a meeting with my
accountant

and I realized I took out
too much withholding tax.

I owe you a refund.

[PHONE HANGS UP]

That was the big mistake
you made six months ago?

I can't believe that's
what you lured me in
here.

You get rid of
Niles.
You call my
mother.

That was you.

Nobody likes a finger-pointer.

Why are you so upset?

Because six months ago
you told me that you loved
me

and then you took it back.

I thought
that was the mistake you
made

that you wanted to correct,
not some lousy tax refund.

How much are we talking?

Ooh! Ha!

Moving on.
How can you be so
insensitive?

Well, I thought you understood
why I took back what I said.

Oh, I just said I understood.

I was trying
to appear reasonable.

I thought it would turn you on.

Maxwell,
you are not gonna believe
this.

I have been summoned
for jury duty.

Well, that is
the last time I vote.

Ms. Babcock, maybe I'll go
be
on that jury with you.

Nanny Fine, you can't just go.

It's not like Supercuts.

Are you kidding? I've got
a drawer full of those
things.

Besides,
there's nothing keeping me
here.

Oh, for God's sakes. Ms. Fine,

when are you gonna forgive me
for this?

Well, I'll give
you
a little hint.

It beings with an N...

and ends with an A.

Ne-va.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪♪ She was working
in a bridal shop
in Flushing, Queens ♪♪

♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪♪

♪♪ in one of those
crushing scenes ♪♪

♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪

♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪

♪♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing to the
Sheffield's door ♪♪

♪♪ She was there
to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪♪

♪♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there! ♪♪

♪♪ That's how
she became the nanny! ♪♪

♪♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪♪

♪♪ was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪♪

♪♪ Now the father
finds her beguiling ♪♪

♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪

♪♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪♪

♪♪ Such♪♪

♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪

♪♪ when everybody else
is wearing tan ♪♪

♪♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪♪

♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪

Oh, my God.

This is the Vincenzo trial.

Oh, I've just gotta
get
on this jury.

He is on the cover
of every romance
novel.

[GASPS]

-You know him?
-No. You read?

Juror Number 2, I'm sorry,
but under marital status,

does this say "divorced"?

No. "Disgusted."

-And you are how old?
-Twenty-nine.

Well, who's on trial
here, anyway?

-Good news and bad news, sir.
-Good news first.

Ms. Babcock
got picked as a
juror

and will not be
returning
to work for the
duration

Why is that good news for me?

Not everything
is about you, sir.

Now, for the bad news.
Ms. Fine was also
picked.

Oh, actually, that's kind of
a relief.

Give her a chance to
get out of the house,

meet some new people,
get a change of scenery.

Keep her from killing you
for breaking her heart
again?

Just, uh, find a temporary
replacement, would you?

Well, be careful
what you wish for,
sir.

Say hello to your new nanny.

[TABLE BREAKS]

[♪♪♪]

Hear ye, hear ye.

This court is now in session.

The honorable Judge Jerry Moran
presiding. All rise.

Be seated.

Oh, you're all out.

I didn't say "Simon says."

[LAUGHING]

I never get tired of that.

All right. Proceed.

The people
call Vincenzo to the
stand.

Sit down.

Not you. Juror Number 2.

Well, he yelled at
me,
but look at her.

She pushed her chair
up
nice and close.

Do you mind
if I kick off my shoes?

My feet are a little moist.

I am the meat
in an idiot sandwich.

Mr. Vincenzo,

tell us what happened
the night you were attacked.

I was asleep.

My housekeeper, Kiki,

hovered over my bed.

I thought I was dreaming.

Then the woman
just chopped all of it
off.

And that's why
they don't allow female
mohels.

Mr. Vincenzo,
have you experienced

emotional distress
as a result of this attack?

Of course.

God knows if it will grow back.

Thatmalafemmena.

My career is ruined.

Look what she did to me.

I like it.

But lose the earring.
It's a little too Mr.
Clean.

Mr. Vincenzo,

why would Ms. Hanson
want to attack you?

I don't know.
In fact, I told her I loved
her.

Give her the
chair.
Pass it down.

Your witness.

Mr. Vincenzo,
tell the court what you
did

after you told Ms.
Hanson
that you loved her?

I took it back.

[FRAN GASPS]

Call for a mistrial!

That woman is 100 percent
absolutely not guilty!

[SLAMS THE DESK]

Sorry.

Okay, kids,
let's play a new game.

It's called
"Let's Make Sylvia a Snack."

But we just played
"Let's Make Sylvia
Dinner."

Yeah, but I won.

Okay.
Who wants to paint my
nails?

I do.

Mamala,
start with the big one
first.

They're all big.

Well, that's cool.

So is he cute?

Really?
Did he ask you out on a
date?

Hey, Gidget, would you get off
the phone. We're waiting for
Fran to call.

Well, this is Fran.
Here, she wants to talk to
you.

Oh, you know, my hole closed up.

Could you see
if you could push this
through?

Hello, sweetheart.

So how's the trial?

Oh, honey,
they don't hang people anymore.

Oh, sure. He should rot in hell.

Of course. He's guilty as sin.

I thought she wasn't
supposed
to discuss the trial.

She's talking about you.

Jus--Just give me the phone.

She don't wanna talk to you.

You know, Mr. Sheffield,

you can't play
with a woman's emotions.

A woman is
like a fragile, delicate
flower.

There's no nail on that
toe.
Paint the skin.

Hey, look,
the trial's on the news.

Atleast, her being on this
jury
will take her mind off
what I said

and then, you know, took back.

NEWS READER:The Vincenzo trial

heated up when
the romance-novel heartthrob

revealed he told
his employee he loved her,
then took it back.

Niles, which arm tingles

when you're about
to get a heart attack?

You are so vain.

Not everything
in Ms. Fine's
life

is colored
by her feelings for
you.

NEWS READER:
The jury sat stone-faced
through Vincenzo's testimony

except for a lone juror

who had to be
physically restrained.

Will you hold this a minute?

Oh, just look at that poor girl.

See, that is what happens

when a man
tells you that he loves
you

and then he takes it back.

Any woman in her position

would have done
the exact same
thing.

What are you looking for?

My Dexatrim.

Ms. Hanson,
you claim not to have

a key to Vincenzo's room.

Yet as his live-in maid,

you must have total access
to every room in the house.

Oh, this is so low.

They're playing
the domestic-help
card.

Can you tell us
how your fingerprints

got onto People's
Exhibit Number 6?

I don't know.

And how did you get
those cuts on your hands?

I don't know.

She's just so
obviously
innocent.

Investigators uncovered
a size eight Manolo Blahnik

stiletto-heel print
at the scene.

In your deposition, you claim

that you would never own
such an ugly pair of
shoes.

How do you explain
this photograph?

Well, it's
obviously
been doctored.

I mean, those shoes are white.
The crime took place
after Labor Day.

There goes the whole timeline.

There's a voice in here
that's really
irritating me.

Hey, shut up over there.

You lied about these shoes.

You lied about being
in his room that night.

And you lied
about using those scissors

to deform him, didn't you?

I would never hurt Vincenzo.

I knew him when he was
just Bernie
Schwartzberg.

Anyone else would've killed him.

-All I did was cut his
hair.
-Ah-haa!

[JURY MEMBERS GASPS]

Did you hear that?

I don't believe it.

He's Jewish.

Niles, Sylvia has been calling
for you for 10 minutes.

Why haven't you answered?

She was calling
from the tub, sir.

By the way, where's my lunch?

When the ingredients are
combined, she can smell them
immediately.

May I, sir?

-SYLVIA: Niles!
-Oh, quick.

She's onto us, sir.

Don't bother to chew
it.
Just swallow it
whole.

SYLVIA:
Do I smell dry Cotto salami

with a sweet honey mustard

on a kaiser roll?

I really wanted that.

You know if Jimmy Hoffa
had a corn beef sandwich
in his pocket,

she'd have found him in a week.

-"Guilty."
-Yes.

-"Guilty."
-Yeah.

And one "not guilty."

[ALL TOGETHER]
Oh, come on.

Hey, lady,
what part of this exactly is
it

you don't understand?

The confession under oath?

Or the neighbor's video
that showed her doing it?

You ever hear of
"Guilty As Sin"?

Ever hear of Arrid Extra Dry?

All right, Nanny
Fine,
if you don't vote
guilty,

I am gonna swing you
by the head like a dead
cat.

I have been stuck
in that hotel room

with you for eight days.

I'm singing myself to sleep

with "A horse is a
horse,
of course, of course."

Well, excuse me.

That man told her
that he loved her

and then he took it back.

Do you know
what that does to a person?

Hasn't anybody
ever driven anyone
here

to commit an insane act?

I can't say that ever happened.

Oh, so your kids,
they call you a
lot?

No.

But they see you
at least once a week?

Once a month.

And only if I beg.

Oh, it's not my son.
It's that cow he married.

Sometimes I just wanna shake...

Not guilty.

[ALL TOGETHER]
Oh, no.

Could it be that you're
just a little sensitive

to this shrew maid
because you have some fantasy

of ending up
with your employer
yourself?

Ho, ho, ho!

Let she who is without fantasy
cast the first stone.

And for your information,
I am completely able

to separate myself
from this case.

Miss, did you even listen
to Vincenzo's reasons

for taking back what he said?

I quote:

"Ms. Hanson and I
had feelings for each other

but I couldn't risk the romance.

She was like a mother
to my children."

But the kids adore me.
Her. Me. Her.

"My children couldn't handle
losing another mother

if our relationship
didn't work out."

[CRYING]

Same thing happened to me
when I was a little boy.

You like a sensitive guy?

Yes.

I used to be one.

So in other words, the reason
why he couldn't commit to her

was because he was
so much in love with
her

he was afraid
that if he blew it,

not only would it hurt the
kids,
but he would lose her forever.

And that's why
he took back the
thing.

[ALL TOGETHER]
Yes, yes, yes!

What thing?

Oh, shut up!

Is that
a southwest barbecued chicken

on grilled sourdough
with a side of shoestring
fries?

Could I have one little bite?

It's not sanitary, sweetheart.

Hold it right there.

Give that [SNIFFS] southwest
barbecued chicken

on grilled sourdough
with a side of shoestring
fries

back to the boy.

God bless you, Fran.
Welcome home.

How's Mr. Sheffield?

-You know, he's very
antisocial.
-Oh?

The whole time I was here,
he never came out of his
office.

Oh, gee, that's just like Daddy.

Wonder what that's about?

-Bye, sweetheart.
-Bye, Ma. Thank you.

Oh, Ms. Fine, you're back.

Look, before we pick
up
where we left off,

I want you to remember
that I've been living

with your mother for a week.

I think I deserve
a little time off my
sentence.

Mr. Sheffield,

I understand now
why you took back what you said

and I'm not angry
with you anymore.

Oh, no, no. Come on,
don't toy with me, Ms.
Fine.

I'm-I'm weak with hunger.

I'm not toying with you.
Come here.

Now I'm toying with you.

Did you see the news?

Vincenzo
convinced the
prosecutor

to drop the charges and
just
married his housekeeper.

If you think
that holding me tight

is gonna get you
out of this one, mister,

well, you're gonna have to move
your hands lower.

"Her alabaster skin was pressed
against his taut, muscular body.

Their lips met...

and the two became one."

Hey, this is my fantasy.

But I lent you the book.

Now, let's go to the
chapter
where we're shipwrecked.

Oy.

[♪♪♪]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]