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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,779 --> 00:00:15,770 Pull that in there. 2 00:00:17,249 --> 00:00:19,740 Right back to home. Let's move it. 3 00:00:19,818 --> 00:00:24,653 - Yeah, not bad. - Okay, let's go for two now. 4 00:00:24,723 --> 00:00:27,624 Okay, go for the bunt. 5 00:00:28,727 --> 00:00:30,718 Everybody stay alive. 6 00:00:30,796 --> 00:00:32,286 Go! 7 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:45,802 On your back. Twenty sit-ups. 8 00:01:00,292 --> 00:01:02,817 Temperature today is expected to hit 78. 9 00:01:02,895 --> 00:01:05,864 And in downtown L.A., they're expecting... 10 00:01:52,611 --> 00:01:53,942 Go! 11 00:01:55,147 --> 00:01:57,138 Way to go, Chris! 12 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:06,614 Thanks, mister. 13 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:20,095 Get it in there. 14 00:02:20,172 --> 00:02:22,606 Come on, fellas! Talk it up! 15 00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:28,535 I'm going to go around the infield, then around the outfield. 16 00:02:28,614 --> 00:02:30,411 You got it? 17 00:02:31,283 --> 00:02:33,717 Move! Charge the ball! 18 00:02:33,785 --> 00:02:36,879 Fire it in there! Around the infield now! 19 00:02:37,856 --> 00:02:40,290 We'll do it around the infield, then around the outfield. 20 00:02:40,359 --> 00:02:41,926 Hey, Buttermaker. 21 00:02:42,059 --> 00:02:46,359 - What the hell took you so long? - I had three pools to clean. 22 00:02:46,430 --> 00:02:49,593 - You know my son Toby, right? - Hi, Buttermaker. 23 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:53,364 This little guy is going to be a great ballplayer, aren't you, son? 24 00:02:53,437 --> 00:02:55,132 I really appreciate this. 25 00:02:55,205 --> 00:02:57,833 It's a shame that none of the fathers have the time for it. 26 00:02:57,908 --> 00:03:01,309 - If I wasn't so busy at City Hall... - You got my check, Whitewood? 27 00:03:01,378 --> 00:03:03,175 Check? 28 00:03:03,247 --> 00:03:06,614 Son, why don't you get your bike off the car? 29 00:03:10,054 --> 00:03:12,454 I thought we were going to be quiet about the money. 30 00:03:12,523 --> 00:03:14,991 - Oh, yeah. Sorry. - It's gonna be rough. 31 00:03:15,059 --> 00:03:17,323 You just got one week till the first game. 32 00:03:17,394 --> 00:03:20,227 I wanted to introduce you to the administrators, but you're late. 33 00:03:20,297 --> 00:03:23,562 You forgot to sign the check. Check is not signed. 34 00:03:23,634 --> 00:03:26,467 Oh. Helps, right? 35 00:03:26,537 --> 00:03:30,132 You ask around for a woman they call Cleveland. 36 00:03:30,207 --> 00:03:32,732 She'll get things set for you. Here. 37 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:34,539 Here's a list of the boys on the team. 38 00:03:34,611 --> 00:03:36,977 Don't let any of these bastards give you a hard time. 39 00:03:37,047 --> 00:03:39,379 Put that away. Hang in there. 40 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,127 You know, I think we're doing a really fine thing. 41 00:03:59,536 --> 00:04:02,596 - Dad said you played pro ball. - Yeah. 42 00:04:02,673 --> 00:04:05,335 I thought you just cleaned swimming pools. 43 00:04:05,409 --> 00:04:08,936 - Says you were really great once. - That's nice of him. 44 00:04:10,848 --> 00:04:13,248 Get that bike off the field! 45 00:04:13,317 --> 00:04:15,547 Get it off! You're marking it up! 46 00:04:15,619 --> 00:04:18,053 - And stay off the field! - Excuse me. 47 00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:20,989 - Sorry he yelled at your boy. - That's not my boy. 48 00:04:21,058 --> 00:04:25,392 My husband's uptight about the infield, and he sometimes yells. 49 00:04:25,462 --> 00:04:26,326 Jill. 50 00:04:26,397 --> 00:04:28,888 - Jill, honey. - My name is Buttermaker. 51 00:04:28,966 --> 00:04:32,732 I'm coach of the new team, and I'm looking for Miss Cleveland. 52 00:04:32,803 --> 00:04:36,136 She's in the equipment room. It's straight ahead. 53 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:40,472 Goddamn class-action suits are gonna be the ruin of this country. 54 00:04:40,544 --> 00:04:43,604 It wasn't so bad when the courts made us take girls. 55 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:47,741 At least the ones that came could play, but now this. 56 00:04:48,252 --> 00:04:51,653 - This equipment's kind of had it. - Damn right, Mr. Buttermaker. 57 00:04:51,722 --> 00:04:54,213 That's because this is normally a six-team league, not seven. 58 00:04:54,291 --> 00:04:57,317 You're gonna have to be happy with what's left. 59 00:04:57,394 --> 00:05:00,625 Look, Buttermaker, the problem is your friend Whitewood. 60 00:05:00,697 --> 00:05:03,666 He could have got those boys in any of the other leagues. 61 00:05:03,734 --> 00:05:05,861 Why the hell did he sue this one? 62 00:05:05,936 --> 00:05:10,305 Why? We're different than the other leagues, and he knows it. 63 00:05:10,374 --> 00:05:12,865 We run a highly competitive program here. 64 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:15,571 It's highly competitive. Want to know something? 65 00:05:16,547 --> 00:05:19,209 It's not us. It's the boys. 66 00:05:19,283 --> 00:05:22,480 It's the boys themselves that want it that way. 67 00:05:23,353 --> 00:05:26,686 Buttermaker, new rule book. See that you memorize it. 68 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:32,889 You got not even an hour to practice on that field. 69 00:05:32,963 --> 00:05:34,794 Good luck, huh? 70 00:05:37,101 --> 00:05:40,195 When I say your name, step forward and tell me what position you play. 71 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:44,104 - Rudi Stein. - Pitcher. Can I play pitch... 72 00:05:44,174 --> 00:05:47,803 - Sure. Regi Tower. - I got a pretty good arm. 73 00:05:47,878 --> 00:05:50,346 My father said for me to play infield. 74 00:05:50,414 --> 00:05:54,009 Mr. Buttermaker, I'm on your team. 75 00:05:54,084 --> 00:05:57,019 - Last year I was playing baseball... - Did you really pitch a no-hitter? 76 00:05:57,087 --> 00:05:58,611 I'm Tower... 77 00:05:58,689 --> 00:06:01,749 My dad's a Yankee fan, and he never heard of no Buttermaker... 78 00:06:01,825 --> 00:06:04,817 who ever played for the Yankees, let alone pitched a no-hitter! 79 00:06:04,895 --> 00:06:07,591 I don't know who you are, but sit down and shut up. 80 00:06:07,664 --> 00:06:11,293 - Can I play second or third base? - The situation with the glasses... 81 00:06:11,368 --> 00:06:13,359 Forget about the glasses. 82 00:06:13,437 --> 00:06:16,406 All right, guys, let's get one thing straight. 83 00:06:16,473 --> 00:06:19,840 I was a heck of a ballplayer, but I never pitched for the Yankees. 84 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:22,811 - As a matter of fact... - You never played major league. 85 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,609 But you did pitch for Phoenix in the minors. 86 00:06:24,681 --> 00:06:27,206 In 1951, you won nine games... 87 00:06:27,284 --> 00:06:29,377 lost six, had 170 strikeouts... 88 00:06:29,453 --> 00:06:32,251 and had an E.R.A. Of 2.86. 89 00:06:32,322 --> 00:06:35,883 Good work, kid. Ahmad Abdul Raheem. 90 00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:39,451 - Ahmad Abdul Raheem. Here. - What position do you want to play? 91 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,521 I want to switch hit like my big brothers. 92 00:06:41,598 --> 00:06:43,964 - I wanna play where Hank Aaron did. - Right field. 93 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:46,594 - Aaron played right field. - Then right field. 94 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:48,934 He also played quite a few games on second base. 95 00:06:49,006 --> 00:06:50,530 - Then second base. - Mike Engelberg. 96 00:06:50,607 --> 00:06:52,598 My dad thinks I should try out for catcher. 97 00:06:52,676 --> 00:06:55,668 He's invaluable. He can play third and short at the same time. 98 00:06:55,746 --> 00:06:58,977 - You wanna get "kung-fued"? - Shut up, Tubs! 99 00:06:59,049 --> 00:07:02,143 Timmy Luppus? All right, all right. 100 00:07:02,219 --> 00:07:04,813 - Timmy Luppus. - Lupus. 101 00:07:04,888 --> 00:07:08,483 Crud. Does that booger-eatin' spaz make me want to puke. 102 00:07:10,761 --> 00:07:14,219 - What do you want to play, Luppus? - Lupus. 103 00:07:14,298 --> 00:07:15,765 He's shy, Coach. 104 00:07:15,832 --> 00:07:17,732 Shy, my butt. He's an idiot. 105 00:07:17,801 --> 00:07:20,099 Shut up, Tanner. He's just quiet. 106 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:23,003 Timmy and I could do a fine job sharing right field. 107 00:07:23,073 --> 00:07:25,132 Let's not talk anymore about it. 108 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:28,337 Everybody out on the field and take any position you want. 109 00:07:28,412 --> 00:07:30,903 We'll figure out where you play later. 110 00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:34,280 - Could Timmy and I play right field? - Anyplace at all. 111 00:07:34,351 --> 00:07:36,615 - Just get out there. - Do you want us to split it? 112 00:07:36,687 --> 00:07:39,155 Shut up and get out there. Let's go, boys. 113 00:07:42,492 --> 00:07:44,790 Mister Buttermaker... 114 00:07:44,861 --> 00:07:48,194 I think my dad said something about these two boys were Mexican. 115 00:07:48,265 --> 00:07:50,358 They don't speak any English. 116 00:07:58,675 --> 00:08:00,666 All right, let's get one. 117 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,883 Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice? 118 00:08:12,956 --> 00:08:16,289 There's energy in chocolate. I need energy. 119 00:08:19,096 --> 00:08:20,996 All right, let's get one. 120 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,294 Damn it, Regi! Attack that ball! 121 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:29,899 - Pay attention out there. - It was right at me. 122 00:08:29,973 --> 00:08:31,201 Attack it! 123 00:08:31,275 --> 00:08:33,573 All right, get one. 124 00:08:41,752 --> 00:08:43,219 Look alive. 125 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:55,093 How could you? 126 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,472 - Hey, Engelberg. - What? 127 00:09:07,511 --> 00:09:09,570 There's chocolate all over this ball. 128 00:09:09,646 --> 00:09:12,638 Look, Mr. Buttermaker, quit bugging me about my food. 129 00:09:12,716 --> 00:09:16,152 People always bug me about it. My shrink says that's why I'm fat. 130 00:09:16,219 --> 00:09:18,915 You're not doing me any good, so just quit it! 131 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,294 Look alive. Let's get one. Are you ready? 132 00:09:32,369 --> 00:09:34,394 Let's get one out there. 133 00:09:37,341 --> 00:09:40,003 - Engelberg? - What? 134 00:09:40,077 --> 00:09:42,910 That is a bunt... B-U-N-T. 135 00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:47,040 The catcher is supposed to pick up the bunt and throw it to first base. 136 00:09:47,117 --> 00:09:50,609 How was I supposed to know? You made such a big deal yelling out to them. 137 00:09:50,687 --> 00:09:53,178 Diversionary tactic, Engelberg. Now get the ball. 138 00:09:53,256 --> 00:09:55,417 Why are you always picking on me? 139 00:09:55,492 --> 00:09:59,360 Engelberg, quit your bellyaching and throw the ball to first base! 140 00:10:12,075 --> 00:10:15,203 Don't blame me. I didn't even know it was your car. 141 00:10:15,278 --> 00:10:18,475 It's dumb, parking it so close to the field anyway. 142 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:22,779 All right, boys. Let's get back to basics. 143 00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:24,821 This is a baseball. 144 00:10:24,888 --> 00:10:29,825 The object is to keep the baseball within the confines of the field. 145 00:10:29,893 --> 00:10:31,622 Wait a minute! 146 00:10:31,695 --> 00:10:34,789 One wild throw, you don't think we know what a ball is? 147 00:10:34,865 --> 00:10:37,197 I don't think I like that kind of talk. 148 00:10:39,102 --> 00:10:40,437 He's been in enough fights this week already. 149 00:10:40,438 --> 00:10:40,995 He's been in enough fights this week already. 150 00:10:41,071 --> 00:10:43,699 We play like this, we'll be the laughingstock of the league. 151 00:10:43,774 --> 00:10:46,265 What do you expect? All we got on this team... 152 00:10:46,343 --> 00:10:48,971 is a bunch of Jews, spics, niggers, pansies... 153 00:10:49,046 --> 00:10:50,980 and a booger-eating moron. 154 00:10:51,048 --> 00:10:53,778 Tanner, you should be reminded from time to time... 155 00:10:53,851 --> 00:10:55,978 that you're one of the few people on this team... 156 00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:59,318 who's not a Jew, spic, nigger, pansy, or booger-eating moron. 157 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:02,382 So you better cool it, or we may be disposed to beat the crap outta you. 158 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:05,122 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 159 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:06,686 Cut it out! 160 00:11:08,499 --> 00:11:11,491 Now, guys, somebody's gonna pay for this windshield. 161 00:11:11,569 --> 00:11:14,538 And I think, Engelberg, it's gonna be your father. 162 00:11:14,605 --> 00:11:16,334 Bullshit. 163 00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:24,080 Come on, babe. We were supposed to be here by 7:30. 164 00:11:25,216 --> 00:11:29,118 - It looks like a baseball field. - They did a nice job, didn't they? 165 00:11:29,186 --> 00:11:31,211 I had them leave off the anchovies... 166 00:11:31,288 --> 00:11:34,280 because I didn't know whether to use them as bats or the baseline. 167 00:11:34,358 --> 00:11:37,555 Besides, most people don't like the taste of anchovies. 168 00:11:37,628 --> 00:11:39,755 - I don't like them. - You see? 169 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,264 Carol, where is Frank? Is he still practicing? 170 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,325 You got to keep after him. You all look terrific. 171 00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:48,200 Everybody be patient. Pizza's on very soon. 172 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,832 Jill, I'm getting ready for the slide show. 173 00:11:50,908 --> 00:11:55,072 - Glad you could make it. - I wouldn't miss it for the world. 174 00:11:55,145 --> 00:11:59,741 We have one of these every year. It gets things off on a friendly note. 175 00:11:59,817 --> 00:12:03,810 After the start of the season, we all don't always get along so well. 176 00:12:06,156 --> 00:12:08,386 How are the uniforms coming along? 177 00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:09,983 What? 178 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:13,086 The uniforms. Your team uniforms. 179 00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:15,154 Buttermaker, you better get on the ball. 180 00:12:15,232 --> 00:12:19,259 The best colors have been taken: Green and white, blue and white... 181 00:12:19,336 --> 00:12:22,772 red and white, maroon and white, white and maroon. 182 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,035 Uniforms? 183 00:12:25,109 --> 00:12:28,545 Hey, Whitewood. What's this crap about uniforms? 184 00:12:28,612 --> 00:12:31,103 What do you mean crap? I've been meaning to ask... 185 00:12:31,181 --> 00:12:33,479 You're paying me to coach. 186 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:36,748 You told me I'd be coaching kids just a couple of hours a day. 187 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:40,586 I've got a lot of pools to clean. I can't be out looking for uniforms. 188 00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:42,455 Will you be quiet for a minute? 189 00:12:42,526 --> 00:12:44,994 You've been hired as a manager, right? 190 00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:48,190 One of the responsibilities of being a manager... 191 00:12:48,265 --> 00:12:50,825 is to get a sponsor and to get uniforms. 192 00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:53,096 - You didn't tell me that. - I'm telling you now. 193 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,765 It's easy. You go to different businesses and talk to the guys. 194 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,330 They all like baseball. 195 00:13:11,455 --> 00:13:14,083 How could you possibly strike out Ted Williams? 196 00:13:14,158 --> 00:13:16,388 I had a mother of a screwball. 197 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:19,020 He means Ted Williams was a major leaguer. 198 00:13:19,096 --> 00:13:21,462 You told us you never got past the minors. 199 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:26,026 It was spring training, Vero Beach. Struck him out a couple of times. 200 00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:28,628 You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. 201 00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:31,607 - It's against the law. - So is murder, Engelberg. 202 00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:34,542 Now put that back before you get me into real trouble. 203 00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:38,139 If you were so great, how come you never made it to the major leagues? 204 00:13:38,215 --> 00:13:39,978 Contract disputes. 205 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:43,679 - When are we gonna get uniforms? - I'm working on it. 206 00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:53,053 Ahmad, even Hank Aaron peels the old eyelids before he takes a swing. 207 00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:55,564 Maybe I should try left-handed. 208 00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:59,028 No. Not just yet. 209 00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:08,139 When are we going to get our uniforms? 210 00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:10,077 I'm working on it. 211 00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:14,379 The other kids got their uniforms. When are we gonna get ours? 212 00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:18,785 You worry about your hitting. Let me worry about the uniforms. 213 00:14:18,856 --> 00:14:20,847 - My hat fell in. - Dummy. 214 00:14:20,924 --> 00:14:23,154 Oh, God. You too? 215 00:14:23,227 --> 00:14:26,560 - How's the vacuuming coming, Toby? - Not enough suction. 216 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:28,860 Just move it back and forth. It'll come. 217 00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:30,923 When we're through, can we go swimming? 218 00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:34,596 Don't jump in, Engelberg. You'll flood the valley. 219 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,663 How's it going, Ogilvie? 220 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:40,267 There's not enough pressure, but I'm adjusting the intake valve. 221 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:43,836 - Got a hell of a future in pools. - Where you been, you crud? 222 00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:47,247 I've been out getting what you creeps have been bitching for... 223 00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:48,807 Uniforms. 224 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,814 Best pitch I ever taught her was the curveball. 225 00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:55,825 How could you teach a 9-year-old girl to throw a curveball? 226 00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:58,987 Not only a curveball, but the most tantalizing knuckler... 227 00:14:59,063 --> 00:15:01,293 you ever saw in your life. 228 00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:03,925 This thing was a thing of beauty. 229 00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:06,492 It came to the plate and disappeared. 230 00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:09,869 It was like a ball of melted ice cream. 231 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:13,034 - Here. - Thank you, Luppus. 232 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,271 - Lupus. - Lupus. Sorry. 233 00:15:17,781 --> 00:15:20,375 That's superb. Thank you very much. 234 00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:23,113 Tell us about the time you struck out Ted Williams again. 235 00:15:23,187 --> 00:15:25,951 Ted Williams, 1947, Vero Beach, Florida... 236 00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:29,356 spring training, around March 15th. 237 00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:32,725 Score was tied nothing to nothing. It was the top of the ninth. 238 00:15:33,797 --> 00:15:35,890 No. It was the bottom of the ninth. 239 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,661 Bases were loaded. 240 00:15:38,902 --> 00:15:41,803 There was old Ted coming up to the plate... 241 00:15:41,872 --> 00:15:44,602 swinging a menacing bat. 242 00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:45,801 "Strike one. '" 243 00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:05,384 - What's the matter? - Let's keep playing. 244 00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:07,487 - He might be hurt. - I think he's dead. 245 00:16:07,564 --> 00:16:09,759 He's not dead! He's drunk! 246 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:12,324 Look at him. Had enough beer. 247 00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:15,269 - What a mess. - A lot of smoking too. 248 00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:17,831 What do we do? 249 00:16:17,908 --> 00:16:20,376 Nothing. He ain't any good to us sober either. 250 00:16:20,444 --> 00:16:23,345 Opening day's tomorrow. We don't know what the batting order is. 251 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,973 We don't even have our positions set or anything. 252 00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:29,075 All we got is a cruddy "alky" for a manager. 253 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,105 Come on, Red. Let's straighten your hat. 254 00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:03,882 Engelberg, how about buttoning the buttons on your uniform, will you? 255 00:17:03,954 --> 00:17:07,788 I been trying all morning. It's too small. 256 00:17:07,858 --> 00:17:11,021 Well, come on. Look neater, you know. 257 00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:13,528 Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you here... 258 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,622 to the opening game of the season... 259 00:17:15,699 --> 00:17:18,668 out here with your children in the American spirit. 260 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:24,106 What I want is to see every boy in America... 261 00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:28,270 out on the baseball field playing the great game of baseball. 262 00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:29,835 Thank you. 263 00:17:34,985 --> 00:17:39,081 Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for. 264 00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:41,124 It's opening day. 265 00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:43,819 I'd like to call your attention to our new scoreboard... 266 00:17:43,894 --> 00:17:48,092 named in memory of Tommy Martin, who played in our league. 267 00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:50,156 Look out! Get back! 268 00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:57,205 Get off the field! 269 00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:20,859 All right, come here. That's far enough. 270 00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,990 - You little punk, you just... - Cool it! 271 00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:26,126 What did you think you were doing, you little punk? 272 00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:28,071 I'll deck that kid! 273 00:18:29,739 --> 00:18:31,730 You'll have to get rid of the bike. 274 00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:39,204 What was I... Oh, yes. 275 00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:43,343 The new scoreboard in memory of Tommy... 276 00:18:44,153 --> 00:18:46,485 Tommy Martin, and, well... 277 00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:49,525 After the taking of the team pictures today... 278 00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:52,117 parents and friends are encouraged to stay... 279 00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:54,925 for the game between the Bears and Yankees. 280 00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:56,794 Come on, Indians, line up. 281 00:18:56,866 --> 00:19:00,131 A second game will begin at 3:00 this afternoon. 282 00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,228 We urge you to return at that time... 283 00:19:02,305 --> 00:19:05,206 to see the Athletics against the Mets. 284 00:19:10,613 --> 00:19:13,480 Mr. Buttermaker, they're taking the team pictures! 285 00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:19,278 I want you to look like champions because you're gonna be champions. 286 00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:21,448 Stand up straight and look at them. 287 00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,450 That's it, boys. 288 00:19:24,527 --> 00:19:27,018 You got that champion look about you. 289 00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:29,894 Come on, Buttermaker! 290 00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:31,456 Quick! 291 00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:34,469 - He's gonna take the picture! - Can't you wait? 292 00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:37,097 - My uniform's too small. - Shut up. 293 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,639 Take the picture! 294 00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:49,851 Okay, boys, come on. Straighten up. Big grins. 295 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,297 That's perfect. Thank you. 296 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,928 What so proudly we hailed 297 00:20:08,004 --> 00:20:11,098 At the twilight's last gleaming 298 00:20:11,174 --> 00:20:14,769 And the rockets'red glare 299 00:20:14,844 --> 00:20:18,007 The bombs bursting in air 300 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,278 Gave proof through the night 301 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:25,752 That our flag was still there 302 00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:34,923 Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave 303 00:20:34,997 --> 00:20:40,958 O'er the land of the free 304 00:20:41,037 --> 00:20:47,840 And the home of the brave 305 00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:04,250 Play ball! Batter up! 306 00:21:04,327 --> 00:21:06,522 First in the Yankee lineup today... 307 00:21:06,596 --> 00:21:11,090 Andy Berger, number seven, center field. 308 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,170 Come on, baby! Take two of them! 309 00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:31,584 You got to tag him, dummy! 310 00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:33,519 What are you doing? 311 00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:36,490 Joey Turner, number two, pitcher. 312 00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:39,084 Here we go. Let's go, Joey! 313 00:21:39,161 --> 00:21:41,152 Let's go, Joey! 314 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,695 Hey, left fielder! 315 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:50,398 Throw it in! 316 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:57,406 Come on in, Joey! 317 00:22:05,621 --> 00:22:07,748 Don Jacobsen, second base. 318 00:22:09,892 --> 00:22:12,224 I got a bead on it! 319 00:22:14,363 --> 00:22:17,855 - Where's our shortstop? - Aren't you the shortstop? 320 00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:20,401 Was that an error? 321 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:24,098 It's an error on the throw, but no error on the infielder... 322 00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:26,073 'cause he wasn't there. 323 00:23:29,972 --> 00:23:31,462 Time! 324 00:23:33,008 --> 00:23:36,000 And a time-out is called by the Bears'manager. 325 00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:40,504 Tanner. 326 00:23:41,684 --> 00:23:43,618 You okay? 327 00:23:43,686 --> 00:23:46,951 Look, you crud, just get back to your beer. 328 00:23:48,691 --> 00:23:49,988 Get going. 329 00:23:53,496 --> 00:23:55,361 Get out of here. 330 00:24:02,505 --> 00:24:05,167 Atta boy, Bobby! 331 00:24:05,241 --> 00:24:07,175 Come on, Bobby! Come on in! 332 00:24:07,243 --> 00:24:08,870 Slide! Slide! 333 00:24:08,944 --> 00:24:11,845 Way to go! No competition! 334 00:24:13,249 --> 00:24:14,739 Hey, clutch! 335 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:19,213 Go ahead, take it. Take two, take three. 336 00:24:19,288 --> 00:24:21,222 Go on home. 337 00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:27,126 Home, I said. Trust me. Home. 338 00:24:27,196 --> 00:24:28,686 Home! 339 00:24:30,299 --> 00:24:32,392 Maybe we ought to... 340 00:24:34,036 --> 00:24:35,697 Damn it. 341 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:40,399 Hold it up. 342 00:24:40,476 --> 00:24:43,445 I just want to get a word with the other coach, okay? 343 00:24:43,512 --> 00:24:46,208 - Okay, hurry it up. - You got it. 344 00:24:46,282 --> 00:24:48,307 - Hey, Turner. - Yeah? 345 00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:51,876 What do you say we call this off? This is getting ridiculous. 346 00:24:51,954 --> 00:24:56,323 They're calling it off in 15 minutes so let me give you a little advice. 347 00:24:56,392 --> 00:24:58,189 Let your team stay out there. 348 00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:01,957 That way they didn't give up, and they won't be quitters. 349 00:25:02,765 --> 00:25:04,960 I'm calling this off right now. 350 00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:08,094 - I was just thinking of your boys. - The hell you were. 351 00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:10,195 The hell I wasn't. 352 00:25:10,272 --> 00:25:13,537 What I saw out there today made me sick, you know that? 353 00:25:13,609 --> 00:25:16,134 Your team has no right being on that field. 354 00:25:16,212 --> 00:25:19,204 Look at yourself, Butterworth. Look at that team. 355 00:25:21,617 --> 00:25:24,484 I mean, why don't you do this league a favor? 356 00:25:25,554 --> 00:25:27,647 You and the Bears just drop out. 357 00:25:27,723 --> 00:25:29,350 I mean it. 358 00:25:29,425 --> 00:25:32,087 I mean just... just drop out. 359 00:25:37,032 --> 00:25:40,832 - I mean it. - We forfeit the game. 360 00:25:40,903 --> 00:25:43,201 - You forfeit? - Yeah. 361 00:25:43,272 --> 00:25:45,240 That's it! That's the game! 362 00:25:45,307 --> 00:25:48,504 - Forfeit by the Bears! - Come on in, fellas! 363 00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:51,740 The remainder of this game has been canceled... 364 00:25:51,814 --> 00:25:54,476 by request of the Bears'manager, and forfeited to the Yankees. 365 00:25:55,584 --> 00:25:58,280 Next up, the Athletics and the Mets. 366 00:26:00,055 --> 00:26:03,547 Up the alley, down the street, who's the hardest team to beat? 367 00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:05,594 Bears! Bears! 368 00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:13,267 Well, guys, it ain't so bad. 369 00:26:13,335 --> 00:26:16,506 I was once in a high-school game where the score... 370 00:26:21,077 --> 00:26:23,545 Come on, guys. It's only a game. 371 00:26:23,613 --> 00:26:27,174 Nice try. Maybe next time you'll get a chance to bat. 372 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:29,309 Hey, Tanner! Come down, Tanner. 373 00:26:29,385 --> 00:26:31,683 Get down from there. Forget about that. 374 00:26:31,754 --> 00:26:34,188 Sit down. I want to talk to you. 375 00:26:34,257 --> 00:26:37,488 I'm not listening to you, crud. I'm leaving. 376 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,723 - Sit down, Tanner. - Leave him alone. 377 00:26:40,796 --> 00:26:43,390 Hey, wait a minute. Where are you guys going? 378 00:26:43,466 --> 00:26:46,026 I got to talk to you. It's important. 379 00:26:46,102 --> 00:26:48,093 I got to talk to you. 380 00:26:51,507 --> 00:26:54,203 - What do you want? - Ahmad's up a tree. 381 00:26:54,277 --> 00:26:56,438 - Ahmad? - Yeah. 382 00:26:56,512 --> 00:26:58,912 - Climbed up a tree? - Says he's not coming down. 383 00:26:58,981 --> 00:27:00,710 Tell his family about it. 384 00:27:00,783 --> 00:27:03,115 Said if I told them where he was, he'd kill me. 385 00:27:03,185 --> 00:27:05,119 And anyway, I promised him I wouldn't. 386 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,995 How's the view up there, Ahmad? 387 00:27:28,277 --> 00:27:30,837 How come you're not wearing your clothes? 388 00:27:30,913 --> 00:27:33,177 Don't deserve to wear no uniform. 389 00:27:36,886 --> 00:27:38,877 You get away from here, Buttermaker. 390 00:27:40,556 --> 00:27:43,855 This ain't your tree. Anybody can climb up here. 391 00:27:43,926 --> 00:27:46,417 Just leave me alone. 392 00:27:46,495 --> 00:27:48,963 Keeping your family waiting, you know. 393 00:27:49,031 --> 00:27:51,226 Can't face them. 394 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,767 Why? 395 00:27:52,835 --> 00:27:55,133 What do you mean? Errors, that's why. 396 00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:57,069 Easy fly balls. 397 00:27:57,139 --> 00:27:59,869 There's nothing easy about those fly balls, Ahmad. 398 00:27:59,942 --> 00:28:02,809 They were tough chances. The sun was in your eyes. 399 00:28:02,878 --> 00:28:05,244 Don't give me any of your honky bullshit. 400 00:28:05,314 --> 00:28:06,838 I know they were easy. 401 00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:09,350 Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. 402 00:28:09,418 --> 00:28:11,943 We got enough problems as it is. 403 00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:17,082 - Your brothers will understand. - No, they won't. 404 00:28:17,159 --> 00:28:20,458 They'd never make flubs like that. They were all big athletes. 405 00:28:20,529 --> 00:28:22,929 When they were my age, they were captains of their teams... 406 00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,899 and great players, and I'm not. 407 00:28:24,967 --> 00:28:27,435 I'm lousy at football, lousy at basketball... 408 00:28:27,503 --> 00:28:31,303 and I'm lousy at baseball, and I'm quitting the whole damn thing. 409 00:28:32,975 --> 00:28:35,967 Thank God Hank Aaron didn't act like this. 410 00:28:36,045 --> 00:28:37,034 What? 411 00:28:37,113 --> 00:28:40,412 Don't give me that "what." You know what I'm talking about. 412 00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:42,451 What you talking about? 413 00:28:42,518 --> 00:28:45,316 The 42 errors. 414 00:28:45,388 --> 00:28:46,878 Forty-two errors? 415 00:28:46,956 --> 00:28:49,789 Come off it, Ahmad! Stop pulling my leg. 416 00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:53,260 You know what I'm talking about. You know all about Hank Aaron. 417 00:28:53,329 --> 00:28:56,196 His first year in sandlot ball, he committed 42 errors. 418 00:28:56,265 --> 00:28:59,359 He was nine years old. Broke his little heart. 419 00:28:59,435 --> 00:29:03,462 He damn near quit. Thank God for us he didn't. 420 00:29:03,539 --> 00:29:07,305 - There'd be no great old number 44. - Buttermaker, you're so full of... 421 00:29:07,376 --> 00:29:09,844 It's common knowledge, for crying out loud! 422 00:29:09,912 --> 00:29:11,937 Ask Ogilvie! 423 00:29:13,616 --> 00:29:17,052 I'm surprised you didn't know that. He's your favorite player too. 424 00:29:21,624 --> 00:29:23,114 Well. 425 00:29:25,194 --> 00:29:27,594 Kind of ruins my plans. 426 00:29:27,663 --> 00:29:32,430 I was thinking around the fourth game, you'd be switch-hitting. 427 00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:35,800 With your speed and right side of the plate... 428 00:29:35,871 --> 00:29:38,271 those few extra steps you get, you'd be a tough out. 429 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:41,070 You know, bunts, things like that. 430 00:29:44,847 --> 00:29:46,280 I am kind of fast, huh? 431 00:29:48,217 --> 00:29:49,912 You're very fast. 432 00:29:52,254 --> 00:29:55,985 At present there are at least two to three instances... 433 00:29:56,058 --> 00:29:59,926 of cardiac arrest or heart sei z ure at every ma j or sports event... 434 00:29:59,995 --> 00:30:02,225 at the Coliseum... 435 00:30:02,298 --> 00:30:05,495 You're two and a half hours late. I told you to meet me in my office. 436 00:30:05,568 --> 00:30:07,559 - I couldn't find it. - Jesus. 437 00:30:07,636 --> 00:30:10,867 I couldn't believe that score... 26 to nothing. 438 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,430 What a beating! 439 00:30:12,508 --> 00:30:16,069 My son wouldn't come out of his room all weekend. 440 00:30:19,515 --> 00:30:21,676 That's why I want to disband the team. 441 00:30:21,751 --> 00:30:23,912 - Have you told the boys yet? - Not yet. 442 00:30:23,986 --> 00:30:27,752 I was hoping to sneak away from the office today and drop by the field. 443 00:30:27,823 --> 00:30:30,519 Actually, it might be better if you told them yourself. 444 00:30:30,593 --> 00:30:34,290 I mean, they really do like you. And I'd appreciate it. 445 00:30:34,363 --> 00:30:36,558 What if the boys don't want to quit? 446 00:30:36,632 --> 00:30:40,033 That's not important. This has been very humiliating for me. 447 00:30:40,102 --> 00:30:44,368 We've obviously put these boys in a situation they just can't handle. 448 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,375 - I hope you think that's fair. - Excuse me. 449 00:30:47,443 --> 00:30:51,379 Mr. Harrison is here with his 2:30 appointment about the police bill. 450 00:30:51,447 --> 00:30:55,315 - Would you sign these first? - I know this has all been my fault. 451 00:30:55,384 --> 00:30:58,012 I just want to end it as quickly as possible. 452 00:31:03,692 --> 00:31:05,319 Good-bye, Buttermaker. 453 00:31:30,986 --> 00:31:32,977 I know it says $ 1.25 on the map... 454 00:31:33,055 --> 00:31:35,888 but what it really is is $2.00 because of inflation. 455 00:31:46,168 --> 00:31:48,762 Hey, Boilermaker, long time no see. 456 00:31:48,838 --> 00:31:53,537 Pretty fancy neighborhood you're working these days, Amanda. 457 00:31:53,609 --> 00:31:57,511 - Coming up in the world, huh? - What are you doing here? 458 00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:01,141 I didn't have any pools to clean, so I thought I'd drop by and say hello. 459 00:32:01,217 --> 00:32:03,947 - How's your mom? - Fine. What's it to you? 460 00:32:04,019 --> 00:32:06,954 Is that the way to talk? I haven't seen you in two or three years. 461 00:32:07,022 --> 00:32:09,616 If you're looking for money, you can forget it. 462 00:32:09,692 --> 00:32:12,252 I'm not looking for money. I'm not looking for anything. 463 00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:14,489 - Be sociable, for crying out loud. - What's that? 464 00:32:14,563 --> 00:32:17,430 - What's what? - It's a mitt. 465 00:32:17,499 --> 00:32:19,626 - What? - That. 466 00:32:19,702 --> 00:32:21,363 Oh, yeah. 467 00:32:21,437 --> 00:32:24,429 I thought, you know, if you weren't too busy... 468 00:32:24,506 --> 00:32:26,974 - maybe you'd like to play catch. - No, thanks. 469 00:32:29,144 --> 00:32:32,443 Well, it was just an idea. I mean, it's... 470 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:38,277 - How's your fastball these days? - Why? 471 00:32:38,354 --> 00:32:42,415 To tell you the truth, I'm coaching a bunch of kids some baseball. 472 00:32:42,491 --> 00:32:45,460 Maybe if you're not doing anything, you can drop by the field... 473 00:32:45,527 --> 00:32:47,722 and maybe join the team for old times' sake. 474 00:32:47,796 --> 00:32:50,663 I knew you were up to something. I'm through with pitching. 475 00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:54,032 My mom says you almost ruined me with that sports stuff. 476 00:32:54,103 --> 00:32:55,263 How? 477 00:32:55,337 --> 00:32:58,170 That fastball you taught me put my arm in a sling. 478 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,199 It's a fine way to act toward me. I figure you owe me a thing or two. 479 00:33:02,278 --> 00:33:05,111 - Owe you a thing or two? - I was like a father to you. 480 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:09,082 - Some father. - Didn't I take you to ball games? 481 00:33:09,151 --> 00:33:11,585 - You'd have gone anyway. - Didn't I take you horseback riding? 482 00:33:11,654 --> 00:33:14,384 Didn't I take you and your mother to the movies twice a week? 483 00:33:14,456 --> 00:33:17,789 - Didn't I pay for your math tutor? - The tutor was a drunk like you. 484 00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:19,589 I got a "D" in math that year. 485 00:33:19,662 --> 00:33:22,130 Didn't I let you hang around while I cleaned the pools? 486 00:33:22,197 --> 00:33:24,358 While you cleaned the pools? Who are you trying to kid? 487 00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:27,800 I'm the one who did all the work. You sat and drank beer all day. 488 00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:29,861 By the fourth pool, you were out cold. 489 00:33:29,939 --> 00:33:32,430 I had to call my mom to come pick us up. 490 00:33:33,676 --> 00:33:36,440 What about your appendix? Who rushed you to the hospital? 491 00:33:36,512 --> 00:33:39,345 Who saved your life? Would you be alive if it weren't for me? 492 00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:41,349 When you weren't saving people's lives... 493 00:33:41,417 --> 00:33:43,612 you were sitting around the apartment drunk. 494 00:33:43,686 --> 00:33:46,382 Then you just split. You made my mother sick. 495 00:33:46,455 --> 00:33:49,856 She wanted to marry you. Boy, was she dumb. 496 00:33:49,925 --> 00:33:52,291 Your mother and I didn't get along too well, Amanda. 497 00:33:52,361 --> 00:33:55,455 I liked her very much though. I still do, as a matter of fact. 498 00:33:55,531 --> 00:34:00,059 I'm just not the marrying kind. But I guess I handled it badly, huh? 499 00:34:00,135 --> 00:34:01,969 - You handled it like shit! - Don't use that kind of language... 500 00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,597 - You handled it like shit! - Don't use that kind of language... 501 00:34:03,671 --> 00:34:05,605 Don't tell me what kind of language I can use. 502 00:34:05,673 --> 00:34:07,402 If you're gonna talk that way... 503 00:34:07,475 --> 00:34:11,138 You're not my father, and I ain't playing baseball for you anymore. 504 00:34:11,212 --> 00:34:14,010 So why don't you get back into that sardine can... 505 00:34:14,082 --> 00:34:16,073 and go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? 506 00:34:16,150 --> 00:34:19,278 I've got business. You're blocking my customers with your car. 507 00:34:30,331 --> 00:34:32,697 All right, boys. Let's go. 508 00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,997 Up. Everybody up. Practice. Come on! 509 00:34:49,784 --> 00:34:52,617 All right, all right. I'm an asshole. 510 00:34:52,687 --> 00:34:56,123 Go ahead and yell. Get it off your chests. 511 00:34:56,190 --> 00:34:57,680 I deserve it. 512 00:35:08,169 --> 00:35:11,229 We really appreciate these new uniforms, Buttermaker... 513 00:35:11,305 --> 00:35:15,002 but we're not going to be needing them anymore. 514 00:35:17,111 --> 00:35:21,912 We've been taking a lot of razzing in school about opening day, and... 515 00:35:21,983 --> 00:35:25,419 And they were laughing at us, picking on us. 516 00:35:26,154 --> 00:35:30,022 Anyway, we took a vote and decided that we'd quit. 517 00:35:31,359 --> 00:35:33,350 What the hell happened to you, Tanner? 518 00:35:33,428 --> 00:35:35,293 Tanner got into a fight because of it. 519 00:35:35,363 --> 00:35:36,523 Who with? 520 00:35:36,597 --> 00:35:39,031 - The seventh grade. - What? 521 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:40,829 The seventh grade. 522 00:35:40,902 --> 00:35:43,029 You took on the whole seventh grade? 523 00:35:45,339 --> 00:35:47,273 You want to quit, Tanner? 524 00:35:47,341 --> 00:35:50,037 Crud, no. I want to play ball. 525 00:35:56,584 --> 00:35:58,984 I can understand how you guys feel. 526 00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:03,721 I haven't been much of a manager... 527 00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:06,419 or much of anything else, for that matter. 528 00:36:10,598 --> 00:36:12,088 And I'm sorry. 529 00:36:13,601 --> 00:36:17,367 But this quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. 530 00:36:19,507 --> 00:36:21,600 You're a damn good bunch of boys. 531 00:36:21,676 --> 00:36:25,168 You probably deserved a lot better than me... 532 00:36:25,246 --> 00:36:27,510 but we're stuck with each other. 533 00:36:27,582 --> 00:36:28,879 Jimmy, grab a bat. 534 00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:31,418 Engelberry, get your gear on, get behind home plate. 535 00:36:31,486 --> 00:36:34,080 - What for? - We need to practice. 536 00:36:34,155 --> 00:36:36,350 But we disbanded the team. 537 00:36:36,424 --> 00:36:39,120 - We took a vote. - Goddamn it! 538 00:36:39,193 --> 00:36:41,718 Nobody's vote counts around here but mine! 539 00:36:41,796 --> 00:36:46,096 Get your gear, and get your fat ass to the plate before I kick it there. 540 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:48,897 The rest of you pansy-ass quitters, move your asses... 541 00:36:48,970 --> 00:36:51,598 before I kick them all up there into position! 542 00:36:52,373 --> 00:36:55,467 We got a game with the Athletics next Wednesday... 543 00:36:55,543 --> 00:36:57,807 and that means only one thing... 544 00:36:57,879 --> 00:37:01,076 bad news for the Athletics! 545 00:37:04,385 --> 00:37:06,979 You're dragging your right foot, Jimmy. 546 00:37:07,054 --> 00:37:09,750 You got to plant it. Here, I'll show you. 547 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:14,322 Right here. Just plant it. Make sure it stays there. 548 00:37:16,164 --> 00:37:19,497 Let's look alive out there. Let's look alive. 549 00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:24,838 Way to go, Jimmy! 550 00:37:24,906 --> 00:37:26,464 Good hit! 551 00:37:26,541 --> 00:37:28,065 Way to go! 552 00:37:32,013 --> 00:37:34,413 No, Tanner, no! Everybody watch this. 553 00:37:34,482 --> 00:37:37,645 You get down on your left knee so that if you miss the ball... 554 00:37:37,718 --> 00:37:39,777 it hits your body, you still make the play. 555 00:37:39,854 --> 00:37:41,412 Up, everybody. 556 00:37:41,489 --> 00:37:43,616 All right, Engelberry, hit it again. 557 00:37:46,027 --> 00:37:49,554 That's the way to do it! You see how easy it is? 558 00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:52,758 You see how simple that is? Just get down on your left knee. 559 00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:55,927 You miss the ball, you can still make the play. Understand? 560 00:37:56,003 --> 00:37:57,561 Okay, let's do it again. 561 00:38:03,811 --> 00:38:07,212 A busted bat and a long fly ball... 562 00:38:07,281 --> 00:38:10,250 Any day now Durocher will call! 563 00:38:23,965 --> 00:38:25,330 Shit! 564 00:38:29,804 --> 00:38:34,104 Any second now, Ogilvie, heart attack time. 565 00:38:35,509 --> 00:38:38,103 I'll send flowers to your funeral. 566 00:38:38,179 --> 00:38:40,204 Must have sustenance. 567 00:38:49,624 --> 00:38:51,922 Couldn't you at least have unwrapped it? 568 00:38:51,993 --> 00:38:53,585 I got it! I got it! 569 00:38:53,661 --> 00:38:55,595 Good move! 570 00:39:00,234 --> 00:39:01,223 Butterworth. 571 00:39:01,302 --> 00:39:03,429 Hello, Roy. 572 00:39:03,504 --> 00:39:05,938 What's your boys doing out in the field? 573 00:39:06,874 --> 00:39:09,809 Getting ready for a game with the Athletics. 574 00:39:09,877 --> 00:39:11,367 Haven't you heard? 575 00:39:11,445 --> 00:39:14,437 Councilman Whitewood told the league committee he's calling it quits. 576 00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:16,745 He is. We aren't. 577 00:39:16,817 --> 00:39:19,684 What are you, one of those sadists or something? 578 00:39:19,754 --> 00:39:22,086 Didn't those kids take enough of a beating opening day? 579 00:39:22,156 --> 00:39:25,489 - What the hell you trying to do? - Win the pennant. 580 00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:28,960 This schedule says that on the last day of the season, June 19th... 581 00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:31,294 the two best teams play for a title. 582 00:39:31,365 --> 00:39:33,356 We intend to be one of those teams. 583 00:39:33,434 --> 00:39:35,527 Be a lot of fun if you were the other. 584 00:39:35,603 --> 00:39:38,071 Two hands, Engelberg! Two hands! 585 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,866 Guys, I want to see some hard-nosed play out there. 586 00:39:42,943 --> 00:39:45,036 Now, everybody, once more with feeling. 587 00:39:45,112 --> 00:39:46,773 First base! Second base! 588 00:39:46,847 --> 00:39:49,338 Do we have to do that one? It's so corny. 589 00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:51,578 Listen to me. Once more with feeling. 590 00:39:51,652 --> 00:39:55,144 First base! Second base! Third base! Home! 591 00:39:55,222 --> 00:39:59,181 Around them bases we shall roam! 592 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,751 Come on, batter! 593 00:40:01,829 --> 00:40:03,820 Check the big play! 594 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,427 Batter can't hit! 595 00:40:11,038 --> 00:40:13,097 Batter, swing! 596 00:40:13,174 --> 00:40:15,039 Ball four! Take your base. 597 00:40:33,194 --> 00:40:35,162 Go home! Home! 598 00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:37,094 Here! Home! 599 00:40:37,164 --> 00:40:39,962 Go home! All the way home! 600 00:40:51,879 --> 00:40:53,346 Out! 601 00:40:53,414 --> 00:40:54,403 Crud! 602 00:41:00,488 --> 00:41:02,820 Come on! Catch it! 603 00:41:05,025 --> 00:41:07,550 Who do we appreciate? 604 00:41:07,628 --> 00:41:09,596 Bears! Bears! 605 00:41:13,234 --> 00:41:16,260 All right, come on, guys. Lighten up. 606 00:41:16,337 --> 00:41:18,606 We finished the whole game, didn't we? 607 00:41:18,739 --> 00:41:22,038 Tanner almost got a base hit in the fourth inning. 608 00:41:22,109 --> 00:41:24,600 Matter of fact, I thought you were safe. 609 00:41:25,713 --> 00:41:30,082 - Rome wasn't built in a day. - It took several hundred years. 610 00:41:30,150 --> 00:41:34,086 We lost 18 to nothing, and the Athletics are the worst team. 611 00:41:34,154 --> 00:41:37,282 - Second worst. - Sorry, I forgot. 612 00:41:37,358 --> 00:41:40,623 Snap out of it! Nobody said it was going to be easy. 613 00:41:40,694 --> 00:41:42,889 Don't look so glum. 614 00:41:42,963 --> 00:41:45,727 Well, we committed 24 errors. 615 00:41:45,799 --> 00:41:49,895 Their pitcher threw a no-hitter. But there is some good news. 616 00:41:51,238 --> 00:41:54,469 Two of our runners almost managed to get to first base... 617 00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:57,237 and we did hit 17 foul balls. 618 00:41:57,311 --> 00:42:00,007 That's the spirit! Come on, guys! 619 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,605 Cokes and hot dogs on me. 620 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:04,512 This way. 621 00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:07,985 - I said I wasn't interested. - There's nothing to be afraid of. 622 00:42:08,055 --> 00:42:10,888 I'm not afraid. I'm just through with all that tomboy stuff. 623 00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:14,189 Baseball's not tomboy stuff. It's your country's national pastime. 624 00:42:14,261 --> 00:42:18,027 It's a lot healthier than sitting here on a stupid street corner... 625 00:42:18,098 --> 00:42:20,931 selling dumb maps to a bunch of ignorant hicks. 626 00:42:21,001 --> 00:42:22,628 Look at that gut on you. 627 00:42:22,703 --> 00:42:25,399 I beg your pardon. There isn't an ounce of fat on me. 628 00:42:25,472 --> 00:42:28,032 There will be if you keep sitting around here. 629 00:42:28,108 --> 00:42:31,407 - This is sure a lousy job you got. - It ain't lousy. 630 00:42:31,478 --> 00:42:35,073 Half the state of Iowa came by last week. Cleared 85 bucks. 631 00:42:35,149 --> 00:42:37,515 Bet it's more than you make. 632 00:42:37,584 --> 00:42:40,451 - You saving any of that money? - Of course I am. 633 00:42:40,521 --> 00:42:42,512 What are you going to do with it? 634 00:42:42,589 --> 00:42:44,580 I'm going to get braces. 635 00:42:45,726 --> 00:42:48,786 I'm going to be taking ballet lessons pretty soon. 636 00:42:48,862 --> 00:42:51,057 I'm going to be a model. 637 00:42:51,131 --> 00:42:54,157 Well, now we're getting somewhere. 638 00:42:55,102 --> 00:42:56,091 Tell you what. 639 00:42:56,170 --> 00:42:58,161 You come and pitch a few games for us... 640 00:42:58,238 --> 00:43:00,763 I'll pay for the modeling thing and the ballet lessons. 641 00:43:00,841 --> 00:43:03,139 Can't do anything about the braces 'cause that's big money. 642 00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:04,939 Buttermaker, you're so dumb. 643 00:43:05,012 --> 00:43:07,139 Those boys aren't rough. You won't get hurt. 644 00:43:07,214 --> 00:43:10,377 That's got nothing to do with it. 645 00:43:10,451 --> 00:43:13,852 I'm almost 12, and I'll... I'll be getting a bra soon. 646 00:43:18,158 --> 00:43:20,149 Well, maybe in a year or so. 647 00:43:20,227 --> 00:43:22,661 I can't be playing no dumb baseball. 648 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:26,598 You're right. You're absolutely right. 649 00:43:28,435 --> 00:43:31,233 You're turning into a regular little lady. 650 00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:35,335 It was a dumb idea anyway. 651 00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:39,502 I mean, you wouldn't have helped the team much. 652 00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,571 You were great when you were nine... 653 00:43:41,648 --> 00:43:44,845 but girls reach their peak athletically about that age. 654 00:43:44,918 --> 00:43:48,149 Probably haven't picked up a ball in two years anyway. 655 00:43:49,423 --> 00:43:51,891 Give my love to your mom. 656 00:43:51,959 --> 00:43:53,950 Don't be such a stranger. 657 00:43:57,397 --> 00:43:59,695 - Hey, Boilermaker. - Yeah? 658 00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:02,201 Got my curve breaking 21/2 feet. 659 00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:07,297 Then you have been practicing, huh? 660 00:44:07,374 --> 00:44:11,037 But don't give me no baloney about a curve breaking 21/2 feet, though. 661 00:44:11,111 --> 00:44:12,601 For how much? 662 00:44:13,547 --> 00:44:15,811 - Ten bucks. - Make it 20. 663 00:44:15,883 --> 00:44:17,817 We got a bet. 664 00:44:36,036 --> 00:44:38,504 I thought we were going to see some curves. 665 00:44:38,572 --> 00:44:42,372 Okay, the next one's coming right between your eyes. 666 00:44:51,752 --> 00:44:54,880 - Twelve ballet lessons. - Nine ballet lessons. 667 00:44:54,955 --> 00:44:57,321 They're $3.00 a shot, for crying out loud. 668 00:44:57,391 --> 00:44:59,484 Twelve ballet lessons or no go. 669 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,529 I just lit that cigar. That's terrible. 670 00:45:02,596 --> 00:45:05,929 - Make it nine ballet lessons... - I want the imported kind of jeans. 671 00:45:05,999 --> 00:45:07,261 - Jeans? - Yes. 672 00:45:07,334 --> 00:45:10,462 - I'm not getting you any jeans. - French jeans. 673 00:45:10,537 --> 00:45:14,906 Do you know how many pools I gotta clean to get imported jeans? 674 00:45:14,975 --> 00:45:16,966 - What's wrong with American? - I don't like them. 675 00:45:17,044 --> 00:45:19,478 Who do you think you are, Catfish Hunter? 676 00:45:19,546 --> 00:45:21,275 Who's he? 677 00:45:24,117 --> 00:45:27,245 Boys, I'd like you to meet your new pitcher... 678 00:45:27,321 --> 00:45:28,982 Amanda Whurlizer. 679 00:45:29,056 --> 00:45:31,547 Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl? 680 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,252 Grab a bat, punk. 681 00:45:43,136 --> 00:45:46,503 Jimmy Feldman, Toby Whitewood. 682 00:45:48,442 --> 00:45:52,071 Sixth. No, you're seventh. Tanner... 683 00:45:52,145 --> 00:45:55,012 First up for the Mets, Roy Close... 684 00:45:55,082 --> 00:45:57,380 number seven, left field. 685 00:45:59,519 --> 00:46:03,216 Come on, Amanda. Right through him! 686 00:46:19,306 --> 00:46:21,297 Strike three! You're out! 687 00:46:23,577 --> 00:46:27,570 Now batting for the Mets, David Delmardo. 688 00:46:31,084 --> 00:46:33,109 What's she doing now with the... 689 00:46:33,186 --> 00:46:35,518 Ah, that's the... 690 00:46:35,589 --> 00:46:37,614 That's the spitter. 691 00:46:37,691 --> 00:46:39,750 Wets her fingers, you see... 692 00:46:39,826 --> 00:46:42,954 and then she appears to dry them on the peak of her cap... 693 00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:46,158 but she's not really drying them 'cause she has Vaseline under there. 694 00:46:49,703 --> 00:46:51,227 Strike three! 695 00:47:00,047 --> 00:47:02,038 Strike three! You're out! 696 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:06,848 When we get out to the field, take it easy on the first few batters. 697 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,320 I want to see how our infield handles balls. 698 00:47:09,389 --> 00:47:11,949 Carl Paranski, number six... 699 00:47:12,025 --> 00:47:15,517 The cool, calm Paranski shift! 700 00:47:26,606 --> 00:47:29,700 You're holding up the game. Let's get back in the box. 701 00:47:44,057 --> 00:47:46,082 Forget it, Miguel. 702 00:47:59,673 --> 00:48:01,004 Strike three! 703 00:48:10,283 --> 00:48:12,251 Come on, guys! Pay attention! 704 00:48:12,319 --> 00:48:15,152 They can't win if they don't score! 705 00:48:43,817 --> 00:48:46,377 Nice work, Engelberg. Good game. 706 00:48:46,453 --> 00:48:48,921 Nice going, Tanner. You looked beautiful. 707 00:48:48,989 --> 00:48:51,691 Who do we appreciate? Bears! 708 00:48:51,824 --> 00:48:55,692 Good stuff. Beautiful. Toby, Jose, Timmy. 709 00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:04,102 Lupus, you spaz! We would've won if it weren't for you! 710 00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:07,162 - Leave him alone. - Will you cut that out? 711 00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,571 Let's not have any shoving around. 712 00:49:09,642 --> 00:49:12,509 Now cut that out! Move over. 713 00:49:12,578 --> 00:49:16,241 All I know is, when we win a game, it's a team win. 714 00:49:16,315 --> 00:49:19,648 When we lose a game, it's a team loss. 715 00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,950 Now, on Friday, we play the White Sox. 716 00:49:23,022 --> 00:49:25,013 What does that mean to you guys? 717 00:49:25,091 --> 00:49:28,117 Bad news for the White Sox! 718 00:49:28,861 --> 00:49:30,761 Damn right. 719 00:49:30,896 --> 00:49:33,490 Look alive out there. Let's look alive. 720 00:49:36,435 --> 00:49:37,629 I got it! 721 00:49:37,703 --> 00:49:39,728 No, you don't! It's over the fence! 722 00:49:51,851 --> 00:49:54,319 Hey, punk! I thought I... 723 00:49:54,386 --> 00:49:56,877 I thought I told you to quit hanging around! 724 00:50:00,359 --> 00:50:02,327 Jumpin' catfish. 725 00:50:02,394 --> 00:50:04,294 What a great arm! Who is that kid? 726 00:50:04,363 --> 00:50:06,797 Of course he's got a great arm. 727 00:50:06,866 --> 00:50:10,063 He's the best athlete in the area. But you don't understand. 728 00:50:10,136 --> 00:50:13,128 - That's Kelly Leak. - You guys talking about Kelly Leak? 729 00:50:13,205 --> 00:50:16,140 - Yeah. - That dude is a bad mother. 730 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:19,871 You're talking about a loan shark. I borrowed a nickel from him. 731 00:50:19,945 --> 00:50:22,709 Said if I didn't give him a dime by Friday, he'd break my arm. 732 00:50:24,116 --> 00:50:27,916 Don't know what he's talking about, but I like him. He's got balls. 733 00:50:27,987 --> 00:50:31,218 Why screw around? If the guy can play ball, he can play ball. 734 00:50:31,290 --> 00:50:33,121 Let's get him on the team. 735 00:50:49,608 --> 00:50:51,132 Want to go again? 736 00:50:52,211 --> 00:50:54,111 Anybody else? 737 00:50:58,184 --> 00:51:00,482 Saw you throw the ball. Got a great arm. 738 00:51:03,389 --> 00:51:04,583 So-so. 739 00:51:04,657 --> 00:51:07,387 We could use a good outfielder on our team. 740 00:51:07,459 --> 00:51:10,223 You call what you got a team? 741 00:51:24,577 --> 00:51:27,068 What you got against baseball anyway? 742 00:51:29,882 --> 00:51:32,544 The baseball you guys play is for faggots and old farts... 743 00:51:32,618 --> 00:51:34,950 who don't have anything better to do with themselves. 744 00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:37,011 You must like those kind of guys. 745 00:51:37,089 --> 00:51:39,148 You sure hang around the field often enough. 746 00:51:39,225 --> 00:51:42,854 There's nice ass at the field. That's why I hang around there. 747 00:51:46,298 --> 00:51:49,995 - I hear you like to gamble. - We go a dollar a game here. 748 00:51:50,903 --> 00:51:51,961 Serve it. 749 00:51:53,205 --> 00:51:55,730 I don't want to play for money. 750 00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:57,935 If I win, you play baseball for the Bears. 751 00:51:58,010 --> 00:52:00,877 - And if I win? - Name it. 752 00:52:25,271 --> 00:52:27,762 Well, how'd it go? 753 00:52:29,508 --> 00:52:31,567 - I lost. - What? 754 00:52:31,644 --> 00:52:33,805 - You said you were good! - I am good! He's just better! 755 00:52:33,879 --> 00:52:36,643 That's the last time I ever listen to you. 756 00:52:39,418 --> 00:52:41,409 8:00 Friday night. 757 00:52:47,993 --> 00:52:49,893 - What's that? - Nothing. 758 00:52:49,962 --> 00:52:52,760 What's 8:00 Friday night? 759 00:52:52,831 --> 00:52:56,130 I lost, so I gotta go to the Rolling Stones concert with the creep. 760 00:52:56,201 --> 00:52:58,328 That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of. 761 00:52:58,404 --> 00:53:00,634 11 -year-old girls don't go out on dates. 762 00:53:00,706 --> 00:53:02,196 Of course they do. 763 00:53:02,274 --> 00:53:04,606 They don't go out with people like that. 764 00:53:05,978 --> 00:53:08,208 You take the cake. First you blow the game... 765 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,874 then you get roped into a date with an ex-con. 766 00:53:10,950 --> 00:53:13,441 You're like a chimney. I'm sick of it. 767 00:53:14,586 --> 00:53:16,884 Start the car, and let's go. 768 00:53:16,956 --> 00:53:20,187 Probably lost on purpose. You probably like the little baboon. 769 00:53:20,259 --> 00:53:21,817 Blow it out your bunghole! 770 00:53:26,966 --> 00:53:29,491 What if he tries something... 771 00:53:31,870 --> 00:53:33,303 I'll handle it. 772 00:53:34,039 --> 00:53:36,405 Rolling Stones. Eleven years old. 773 00:53:36,475 --> 00:53:39,069 I know an 11 -year-old girl who's on the pill. 774 00:53:40,546 --> 00:53:42,844 Don't ever say that word again. 775 00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:45,247 Jesus, just who in the heck do you think you are? 776 00:53:45,317 --> 00:53:47,182 Your goddamn manager, that's who. 777 00:53:47,252 --> 00:53:48,776 Big wow. 778 00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:12,533 Lupus, could you go somewhere else while I'm eating? 779 00:54:12,611 --> 00:54:14,602 You make me sick. 780 00:54:20,019 --> 00:54:22,419 - Cripes. - Lupus, man. 781 00:54:22,488 --> 00:54:24,149 - How's it going? - Give it! 782 00:54:24,223 --> 00:54:26,589 What do you need it for? You hardly ever play anyways. 783 00:54:26,658 --> 00:54:29,058 Sit down. We was only kidding anyways. 784 00:54:30,162 --> 00:54:31,789 That looks neat, man. 785 00:54:31,864 --> 00:54:35,664 We oughta do that to all the Bears. They might play better. 786 00:54:37,703 --> 00:54:41,036 Hey, Joey, you hungry? You want my burrito? 787 00:54:41,106 --> 00:54:43,301 I wouldn't eat your burrito if you paid me to. 788 00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:46,936 Go on, take it. That's the best way to eat it. 789 00:54:52,051 --> 00:54:53,541 I'm gonna kill you! 790 00:54:53,619 --> 00:54:56,816 I'll knock your head down so far, you'll have to take off your hat! 791 00:54:56,889 --> 00:54:59,050 I'm gonna beat the crud out of you! 792 00:54:59,124 --> 00:55:01,957 I'll take on all the Yankees after this! 793 00:55:02,027 --> 00:55:05,155 I'm gonna kick your butt, you little shit! 794 00:55:05,230 --> 00:55:08,427 You owe me 30 cents for that burrito! 795 00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:17,305 You little shit. 796 00:55:17,376 --> 00:55:20,243 That's one Bear down, 11 to go. 797 00:55:20,312 --> 00:55:22,837 Come to think of it, they ain't worth it. 798 00:55:29,388 --> 00:55:32,016 Thanks. Nobody ever stuck up for me before. 799 00:55:32,091 --> 00:55:34,184 If you wiped your nose once in a while... 800 00:55:34,259 --> 00:55:36,784 people wouldn't give you so much crud all the time. 801 00:55:48,407 --> 00:55:50,898 How many times you got to be told to quit hanging around here? 802 00:55:50,976 --> 00:55:53,274 I'm just sitting here. 803 00:55:53,345 --> 00:55:55,870 This field is for ballplayers, not for juvenile delinquents. 804 00:55:55,948 --> 00:55:59,440 I can play baseball better than anybody in this league. 805 00:56:00,552 --> 00:56:03,077 It's a shame we're never going to find that out. 806 00:56:03,155 --> 00:56:06,454 Because nobody here wants to have anything to do with you. 807 00:56:06,525 --> 00:56:10,484 Now get the hell out of here. Come on, get out of here! 808 00:56:25,811 --> 00:56:28,245 Something I forgot to tell you. It's a league rule. 809 00:56:28,313 --> 00:56:30,907 Cups and supporters. 810 00:56:30,983 --> 00:56:33,352 Gotta be worn at all times. 811 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:39,482 - They're very uncomfortable. - You wear them or you don't play. 812 00:56:39,558 --> 00:56:42,994 Can we stop this already? We got another hour of practice. 813 00:56:44,963 --> 00:56:48,160 - What are you saying? - I've brushed up on my Spanish. 814 00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:53,034 I think he's saying something about his being a Catholic and it's a sin. 815 00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,800 Oh, for Christ's sake. 816 00:56:59,845 --> 00:57:03,337 - It's not a gas mask. - I know what it is. 817 00:57:03,415 --> 00:57:06,714 This is a free country. Let's be democratic and take a vote. 818 00:57:06,785 --> 00:57:10,312 - There'll be no vote, Engelberg. - What about Amanda? 819 00:57:10,389 --> 00:57:12,289 You ain't strapping one of these on me. 820 00:57:12,357 --> 00:57:15,690 If she don't wear one, I don't wear one. 821 00:57:18,230 --> 00:57:20,562 Anyway, it's too small. 822 00:57:20,632 --> 00:57:23,226 If she doesn't wear one, neither do I. 823 00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:27,899 - What are you doing here? - Some asshole changed my mind. 824 00:57:36,648 --> 00:57:38,809 A little harder, huh? 825 00:57:39,718 --> 00:57:42,312 Who's this turkey think he is, Mickey Mantle? 826 00:57:42,387 --> 00:57:43,877 Rifle one. 827 00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:13,407 They win one lousy game, next thing you know... 828 00:58:13,485 --> 00:58:15,544 they'll sue for the right to play in Dodger Stadium. 829 00:58:23,528 --> 00:58:26,326 Engelberg, did you take my hamburger? 830 00:58:30,302 --> 00:58:33,533 Hey, would you shut up? Right on my punch line. 831 00:58:33,605 --> 00:58:36,199 I pledge allegiance to the flag... 832 00:58:36,274 --> 00:58:38,674 of the United States of America... 833 00:58:38,743 --> 00:58:42,144 and to the republic for which it stands... 834 00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:45,706 one nation, under God, indivisible... 835 00:58:45,784 --> 00:58:48,582 with liberty and justice for all. 836 00:58:51,022 --> 00:58:53,286 - I just get an eight count here. - I know, but it's okay. 837 00:58:53,358 --> 00:58:55,189 I got the whole thing figured out. This is what I do. 838 00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:56,955 I take my two outfielders, Henry and Thor... 839 00:58:57,028 --> 00:58:58,518 I play them right and left center. 840 00:58:58,597 --> 00:59:00,724 Would you stop it! You're embarrassing yourself. 841 00:59:00,799 --> 00:59:02,528 Three of my White Sox have got the flu. 842 00:59:02,601 --> 00:59:05,297 I got a goddamn little Jesus freak in Bakersfield at a revival meeting. 843 00:59:05,370 --> 00:59:07,565 I am sorry! 844 00:59:07,639 --> 00:59:11,632 The White Sox are gonna have to forfeit the game. It's a forfeit. 845 00:59:11,710 --> 00:59:14,076 The White Sox have to forfeit. 846 00:59:16,915 --> 00:59:21,011 Two, four, six, eight. Who do we appreciate? 847 00:59:21,086 --> 00:59:23,782 White Sox! White Sox! 848 00:59:33,999 --> 00:59:36,832 - Can't this thing go any faster? - Sure. 849 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,736 Would you look at that? 850 00:59:44,809 --> 00:59:47,209 I can't help it. I really hate that kid. 851 01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:02,319 Out. 852 01:00:05,297 --> 01:00:06,559 Out! 853 01:00:10,101 --> 01:00:11,432 Out! 854 01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:26,540 Shit! 855 01:00:45,937 --> 01:00:47,268 He's out. 856 01:01:03,922 --> 01:01:05,321 Stop it! Somebody's hurt! 857 01:01:10,762 --> 01:01:13,560 - Ow. Right in the balls. - Come on, give him some air. 858 01:01:13,632 --> 01:01:15,930 Get back to the dugout. It's time. 859 01:01:16,001 --> 01:01:17,798 He got hit in the balls. 860 01:01:17,869 --> 01:01:19,803 Cleveland! Stretcher! 861 01:01:21,172 --> 01:01:24,369 - A stretcher for his balls? - That must hurt. 862 01:01:24,442 --> 01:01:26,410 Buttermaker, do I have to go? 863 01:01:26,478 --> 01:01:28,343 No. We're just going to get you checked out. 864 01:01:28,413 --> 01:01:30,210 I don't wanna go. I wanna play. 865 01:01:30,281 --> 01:01:32,715 We have to check you out first. It's a sensitive area. 866 01:01:32,784 --> 01:01:35,719 - I want to play. - Don't worry. You'll play. 867 01:01:36,588 --> 01:01:39,921 You better start worrying about your team finishing in one piece... 868 01:01:39,991 --> 01:01:42,152 instead of trying to get in the play-offs. 869 01:01:43,695 --> 01:01:45,424 I just pray he's wearing his cup. 870 01:01:45,497 --> 01:01:49,900 One, two, two, two, three, two, four, two... 871 01:01:49,968 --> 01:01:51,936 ready to go back. 872 01:02:05,884 --> 01:02:10,446 One, two, two, two, three, two, four, two... 873 01:02:10,522 --> 01:02:13,218 and bow. 874 01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:16,385 - Very good. - Would you like a piece of chicken? 875 01:02:16,461 --> 01:02:19,225 Would you turkeys blow on out of here? 876 01:02:20,231 --> 01:02:21,664 I will not allow this! 877 01:02:21,733 --> 01:02:24,133 The White Sox beat the Mets! 878 01:02:24,202 --> 01:02:26,966 - Gentlemen, please... - We're talking championships. 879 01:02:27,038 --> 01:02:29,871 Young man, I am teaching a class here. 880 01:02:29,941 --> 01:02:33,638 You ain't doin' a very good job. No one here can dance for bat turds. 881 01:02:33,712 --> 01:02:36,237 Tanner, get the hell out of here! 882 01:02:36,314 --> 01:02:38,339 I will kill you! 883 01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:41,283 Get out! Go! 884 01:02:43,154 --> 01:02:46,385 I'm hitting.841. I'm on the Bears. 885 01:02:47,992 --> 01:02:49,789 You live around here? 886 01:02:49,861 --> 01:02:52,056 I got a Harley-Davidson. 887 01:02:52,130 --> 01:02:53,791 Does that turn you on... Harley-Davidson? 888 01:02:53,932 --> 01:02:56,696 I don't have to remind you who we'll be playing in the championship... 889 01:02:56,768 --> 01:02:59,601 after we beat these Athletics today. 890 01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:03,573 I got one last question for you. Let's see who can answer it. 891 01:03:03,641 --> 01:03:06,667 What does this game mean to the Athletics? Ahmad? 892 01:03:06,745 --> 01:03:09,612 It means a hell of a lot of badass news for the Athletics. 893 01:03:09,681 --> 01:03:12,047 Let's go! Kelly. Kelly. 894 01:03:14,919 --> 01:03:18,116 I want you handling the ball as much as possible out there today. 895 01:03:18,189 --> 01:03:20,123 This game is too damn important for us. 896 01:03:20,191 --> 01:03:22,250 Any ball you get near, go for it. 897 01:03:41,946 --> 01:03:43,345 Way to go! 898 01:03:45,216 --> 01:03:47,411 And so, at the top of the third inning... 899 01:03:47,485 --> 01:03:50,511 the Bears are leading one to nothing over the Athletics. 900 01:03:52,157 --> 01:03:55,320 Hey, Tanner, does he go to the bathroom for you too? 901 01:03:56,394 --> 01:03:57,918 Hey! Tanner! 902 01:03:59,564 --> 01:04:03,364 Now batting, Tom McKay, number ten, third base. 903 01:04:16,047 --> 01:04:18,675 - What you doing? - Sorry. 904 01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:21,116 We got nine men out here, you know. 905 01:04:21,186 --> 01:04:23,017 Yeah. Okay. 906 01:04:51,949 --> 01:04:56,249 Going into the last half of the sixth and last inning... 907 01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,584 the score is tied two and two. 908 01:05:02,693 --> 01:05:06,151 When I give you an order, I expect you to follow it. 909 01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:09,028 You're up first this inning. Grab yourself a goddamn bat... 910 01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:10,897 and let's get the run back. 911 01:05:16,474 --> 01:05:18,066 And now batting for the Bears... 912 01:05:18,142 --> 01:05:20,372 number three, Kelly Leak. 913 01:05:28,586 --> 01:05:29,780 Strike! 914 01:05:37,028 --> 01:05:38,962 Strike two! 915 01:05:39,030 --> 01:05:42,056 That was a ball, you stupid ump! 916 01:05:43,701 --> 01:05:45,362 Again? 917 01:05:45,436 --> 01:05:48,633 0-2, and Stein is up next. 918 01:05:48,706 --> 01:05:50,196 Time. 919 01:05:56,747 --> 01:06:00,114 What's the matter with you? What are you doing up there? 920 01:06:00,184 --> 01:06:02,914 You trying to win this thing or not? 921 01:06:02,987 --> 01:06:04,784 I'll put Miguel in. At least he'll try. 922 01:06:10,094 --> 01:06:12,619 Just get out of here and let me hit... 923 01:06:12,696 --> 01:06:14,186 Coach. 924 01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:50,857 That's the way to go. 925 01:06:56,006 --> 01:06:58,167 - Kelly! - Congratulations. 926 01:06:58,242 --> 01:07:00,142 Give me ten! 927 01:07:00,211 --> 01:07:01,906 We have the final score. 928 01:07:01,979 --> 01:07:04,675 Bears... three runs, four hits, three errors. 929 01:07:04,748 --> 01:07:07,740 Athletics... two runs, five hits... 930 01:07:07,818 --> 01:07:09,809 - See you tomorrow at the big game. - Thank you. 931 01:07:12,089 --> 01:07:15,058 I was really scared for a minute there. 932 01:07:15,126 --> 01:07:17,686 He's just a rotten ball hog. 933 01:07:17,761 --> 01:07:20,628 Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow. 934 01:07:20,698 --> 01:07:22,893 Does anybody want to go for a ride? 935 01:07:30,107 --> 01:07:32,098 Want to go for a ride, Timmy? 936 01:07:38,482 --> 01:07:41,280 - Let's get your elbow in there. - The water sure is cold. 937 01:07:41,352 --> 01:07:43,582 Don't worry about it. 938 01:07:43,654 --> 01:07:45,315 Will you listen to me and forget the elbow? 939 01:07:45,389 --> 01:07:48,449 - Got to hold down the swelling. - It's not that bad. 940 01:07:48,526 --> 01:07:50,187 - Buttermaker? - All right. Shoot. 941 01:07:50,261 --> 01:07:52,320 I invited my mom to the game tomorrow. 942 01:07:52,396 --> 01:07:54,762 You did? That's nice. 943 01:07:54,832 --> 01:07:57,323 - It's the last game of the year. - Fine, fine. 944 01:07:57,401 --> 01:07:59,869 Got a big surprise for you after too. 945 01:08:01,238 --> 01:08:03,103 - We're all going to dinner. - What? 946 01:08:03,174 --> 01:08:06,041 After that, we're going to the drive-in. It's a double feature. 947 01:08:06,110 --> 01:08:08,840 Let's play it by ear, see how things go tomorrow. 948 01:08:08,913 --> 01:08:10,403 Please don't try to blow it. 949 01:08:10,481 --> 01:08:14,110 She wasn't too keen on it at first. I had to work hard to get it set up. 950 01:08:14,185 --> 01:08:17,211 Yeah. I bet you did. 951 01:08:17,288 --> 01:08:19,722 I don't think it's a very good idea, Amanda. 952 01:08:19,790 --> 01:08:22,088 No excuses, Boilermaker. It's all fixed and I'm paying... 953 01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:25,060 - so you can't cry poor. - Yes, but listen... 954 01:08:25,129 --> 01:08:26,619 Last Sunday I made a killing. 955 01:08:26,697 --> 01:08:29,495 A guy wanted to wallpaper his bathroom and bought 35 maps. 956 01:08:29,567 --> 01:08:33,162 Amanda, you know damn well your mother and I don't get along. 957 01:08:33,237 --> 01:08:36,297 So we're not going to dinner or a movie or anywhere else together. 958 01:08:36,373 --> 01:08:38,864 Do you understand? Just keep your elbow in the water. 959 01:08:38,943 --> 01:08:41,173 - Then just you and I will go. - Yeah, right. 960 01:08:41,245 --> 01:08:42,906 You and I will take the whole team out... 961 01:08:42,980 --> 01:08:45,949 and get some hamburgers or pizza or something. 962 01:08:46,016 --> 01:08:48,280 I was just thinking us. 963 01:08:48,352 --> 01:08:50,343 Just us, no outsiders. 964 01:08:51,422 --> 01:08:54,391 Then maybe we could go horseback riding or something... 965 01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:57,086 or maybe to a matinee. 966 01:08:57,161 --> 01:09:00,995 Yeah. We'll see. How does it feel? 967 01:09:01,065 --> 01:09:02,623 Why do you always change the subject? 968 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:04,190 You're always pulling that number. 969 01:09:04,268 --> 01:09:06,759 The subject is your arm. You're pitching tomorrow. 970 01:09:06,837 --> 01:09:08,429 But what about after tomorrow? 971 01:09:08,505 --> 01:09:11,440 After tomorrow, we do what all ballplayers do... 972 01:09:11,508 --> 01:09:13,601 we shake hands till we see each other next season. 973 01:09:13,677 --> 01:09:16,942 Then we go fishing or hunting, make some personal appearances... 974 01:09:17,014 --> 01:09:18,879 get to know the wife and kids again. 975 01:09:19,883 --> 01:09:21,783 I don't have a wife and kids. 976 01:09:21,852 --> 01:09:23,786 Neither do I, but I got my pools to clean. 977 01:09:23,854 --> 01:09:26,379 You've got your maps to sell and your ballet to learn. 978 01:09:26,457 --> 01:09:28,652 I could help you with your pools. 979 01:09:28,726 --> 01:09:30,193 Will you cut it out, Amanda? 980 01:09:30,261 --> 01:09:33,230 It wouldn't be like you're taking me anywhere. It would be like work. 981 01:09:33,297 --> 01:09:36,027 - You could use the help. - No, I couldn't! 982 01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:40,230 And besides, you shouldn't be wasting your time cleaning pools. 983 01:09:40,304 --> 01:09:41,794 Look, Amanda, you're a terrific kid. 984 01:09:41,872 --> 01:09:43,772 You shouldn't be hanging around with me. 985 01:09:43,841 --> 01:09:46,435 I'm an old, broken-down, third-rate ballplayer. 986 01:09:46,510 --> 01:09:48,501 I like to drink too much. I like to smoke my cigars... 987 01:09:48,579 --> 01:09:51,241 without anybody bothering me, including you. 988 01:09:51,315 --> 01:09:53,783 I'm happy that way. 989 01:09:53,851 --> 01:09:55,250 I'm a bum. 990 01:09:55,319 --> 01:09:57,685 No, you're not. You taught me how to pitch. 991 01:09:57,755 --> 01:10:00,485 Goddamn it! Can't you get it through your thick head... 992 01:10:00,557 --> 01:10:02,388 that I don't want your company? 993 01:10:02,459 --> 01:10:04,222 If I did, I would have looked you up two years ago. 994 01:10:04,295 --> 01:10:06,422 I wouldn't have waited two goddamn years. 995 01:10:12,703 --> 01:10:15,604 Did you ever think of that? 996 01:10:17,174 --> 01:10:20,610 If that's the way you feel, fine. It's no big deal. 997 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:17,699 Hi, Amanda. 998 01:11:27,378 --> 01:11:29,312 - Ogilvie. - Hey, Kelly. 999 01:11:43,594 --> 01:11:47,428 Hey, Ahmad. You, me and Tanner will play three-way. 1000 01:11:51,135 --> 01:11:53,433 Does anybody mind if I warm up too? 1001 01:11:53,504 --> 01:11:56,439 We didn't think you needed anybody but yourself to play catch with. 1002 01:11:56,507 --> 01:11:57,906 Just cool it, runt. 1003 01:12:04,648 --> 01:12:06,980 - Who's a faggot? - Your mother! 1004 01:12:10,387 --> 01:12:12,548 What the hell is going on here? 1005 01:12:12,623 --> 01:12:14,818 - What the hell's the matter? - Kelly's a crud. 1006 01:12:14,892 --> 01:12:17,122 He's been hogging the ball in all these games and we're sick of it. 1007 01:12:17,194 --> 01:12:19,096 He's not the only reason we got this far. 1008 01:12:19,229 --> 01:12:21,493 - He's most of the reason. - Just shut up! 1009 01:12:21,565 --> 01:12:23,658 Maybe if you guys played a little better... 1010 01:12:23,733 --> 01:12:25,894 he wouldn't have to cover for you all the time. 1011 01:12:25,969 --> 01:12:28,665 Look, woman, don't you be going and telling us how to play. 1012 01:12:28,738 --> 01:12:30,399 Let that turkey loose, Buttermaker... 1013 01:12:30,474 --> 01:12:33,034 or I'll chew his ears off and stick them back in his face. 1014 01:12:33,110 --> 01:12:36,170 You're acting like a bunch of babies! Cut it out. 1015 01:12:36,246 --> 01:12:39,079 Nobody has to worry anymore 'cause I'm quitting. 1016 01:12:39,149 --> 01:12:41,709 No, you're not. You came this far. You're going the rest of the way. 1017 01:12:41,785 --> 01:12:44,310 If it's yesterday you're worried about, you can blame me. 1018 01:12:44,387 --> 01:12:47,515 I'm the one who told Kelly to cover for you. 1019 01:12:48,425 --> 01:12:49,756 Why? 1020 01:12:49,826 --> 01:12:51,589 Why? What do you mean, why? 1021 01:12:51,661 --> 01:12:54,289 We're in the championship, aren't we? 1022 01:12:54,364 --> 01:12:56,229 That's what you wanted, wasn't it? 1023 01:12:58,702 --> 01:13:02,297 Just behave yourselves and act like men. 1024 01:13:02,372 --> 01:13:05,432 The Yankees have got the field now. Let's get back to the dugout. 1025 01:13:05,509 --> 01:13:10,071 I'm not gonna talk about winning. I'm gonna talk about losing. 1026 01:13:11,348 --> 01:13:14,146 'Cause if you guys lose this game... 1027 01:13:14,217 --> 01:13:17,186 each and every one of you... 1028 01:13:17,254 --> 01:13:20,621 you're going to have to live with it. 1029 01:13:20,690 --> 01:13:22,817 You're about the best team I ever coached. 1030 01:13:23,994 --> 01:13:25,655 Play a good game. 1031 01:13:34,604 --> 01:13:38,438 First up for the Yankees... number one, Chris Love, left field. 1032 01:13:39,543 --> 01:13:41,238 Put 'em down in order... one, two, three. 1033 01:13:47,117 --> 01:13:48,778 Come on! You want to win, don't you? 1034 01:13:48,852 --> 01:13:52,481 That's what you showed up for, every damn one of you! 1035 01:13:58,562 --> 01:14:00,052 Let's go! Let's go! 1036 01:14:02,766 --> 01:14:04,290 Come on, Ahmad! 1037 01:14:06,503 --> 01:14:09,438 Hurry! Throw it home! 1038 01:14:16,346 --> 01:14:17,643 Safe! 1039 01:14:18,515 --> 01:14:20,415 Did you see that, Ump? 1040 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:25,781 That's not allowed! 1041 01:14:30,493 --> 01:14:32,927 Hey, hey! That's enough of that! 1042 01:14:32,996 --> 01:14:34,657 Break it up! 1043 01:14:45,508 --> 01:14:48,170 All right, you mother, see if you can kick my ass! 1044 01:14:52,015 --> 01:14:54,245 How's your chest feel, hon? 1045 01:14:54,317 --> 01:14:56,444 I know I don't have too much up there... 1046 01:14:56,519 --> 01:14:59,454 but what I've got sure don't feel too good right now. 1047 01:15:03,193 --> 01:15:04,888 I didn't need your help, you know. 1048 01:15:04,961 --> 01:15:06,895 I know. 1049 01:15:06,963 --> 01:15:09,523 I could have taken all those guys myself. 1050 01:15:09,599 --> 01:15:12,329 - Yeah. - Those Yankees are real turds. 1051 01:15:13,637 --> 01:15:15,127 They sure are. 1052 01:15:15,205 --> 01:15:17,139 Turner, you better cut out that cheap crap. 1053 01:15:17,207 --> 01:15:19,869 Cheap crap? We're playing clean, hard baseball. 1054 01:15:19,943 --> 01:15:21,433 You call spiking an 11 -year-old girl... 1055 01:15:21,511 --> 01:15:25,572 Spiking? The umpire called it safe. My team plays by the book. 1056 01:15:25,649 --> 01:15:27,674 - All right, pus-head. - You got any crying to do... 1057 01:15:27,751 --> 01:15:29,412 cry to the umpire. 1058 01:15:29,486 --> 01:15:31,977 Get back to your dugout. Maybe your team could use your help... 1059 01:15:32,055 --> 01:15:33,818 but I doubt it. 1060 01:15:34,924 --> 01:15:36,915 All right, Eddie! 1061 01:15:38,428 --> 01:15:40,225 You guys play by the book. 1062 01:15:41,564 --> 01:15:44,590 One ball, two strikes, one out! 1063 01:15:45,669 --> 01:15:48,797 Strike three! You're out of there. 1064 01:15:48,872 --> 01:15:51,841 You better pitch better than you're hitting or I'm gonna take you out. 1065 01:15:51,908 --> 01:15:54,536 Turner, she's going to ram it down your throat! 1066 01:16:02,052 --> 01:16:04,179 What the hell's the matter with you? You come here to play ball? 1067 01:16:04,254 --> 01:16:06,688 You play ball, or you're going home! 1068 01:16:06,756 --> 01:16:09,020 You run out every hit! 1069 01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:11,219 I don't care if he had you beat by a mile! 1070 01:16:11,294 --> 01:16:12,955 2-0. 1071 01:16:13,863 --> 01:16:15,023 Ball. 1072 01:16:15,098 --> 01:16:18,090 Way to go, Ahmad. He's going to walk you. 1073 01:16:18,168 --> 01:16:19,931 He can't find the plate. 1074 01:16:32,982 --> 01:16:34,313 And now batting for the Bears... 1075 01:16:34,384 --> 01:16:36,944 number three, Kelly Leak, at center field. 1076 01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:39,955 What the hell is the matter? You don't swing at a 3-0 pitch. 1077 01:16:40,023 --> 01:16:42,116 Are you crazy? 1078 01:16:42,192 --> 01:16:44,126 Get in there and never do that again. 1079 01:16:44,194 --> 01:16:45,923 Shut up. I don't want to hear any excuses. 1080 01:16:45,995 --> 01:16:47,986 - Get in there. - Come on, Kelly. 1081 01:16:52,268 --> 01:16:53,633 Joey! 1082 01:16:59,576 --> 01:17:01,567 Ball one. 1083 01:17:03,980 --> 01:17:06,414 Hey, pus-head! Are you crazy? 1084 01:17:06,483 --> 01:17:09,748 An intentional walk with the bases empty? 1085 01:17:09,819 --> 01:17:12,287 This is baseball, not backgammon. 1086 01:17:12,355 --> 01:17:15,119 My first baseman is lonely. 1087 01:17:15,191 --> 01:17:17,455 - Rudi. - What? 1088 01:17:17,527 --> 01:17:21,054 The first inside pitch you get, lean into it and let it hit you. 1089 01:17:21,131 --> 01:17:24,225 - You want to win the game? - I don't want to get hurt. 1090 01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:26,461 - But you want to win the game. - Yeah. 1091 01:17:26,536 --> 01:17:28,561 Engelberg is up after you. We need runs. 1092 01:17:28,638 --> 01:17:31,505 He's been murdering the ball lately. Do as I tell you. 1093 01:17:43,887 --> 01:17:46,219 Let's get on, Rudi. 1094 01:17:47,490 --> 01:17:48,616 Ball one. 1095 01:17:48,691 --> 01:17:51,421 That's the way to take it. That's ball one. 1096 01:17:56,733 --> 01:17:58,963 Take your base. 1097 01:17:59,035 --> 01:18:01,026 Rudi, take your base, boy. 1098 01:18:01,104 --> 01:18:03,072 Everybody moves! Everybody! 1099 01:18:05,975 --> 01:18:08,239 Come on. Let's get a hit, Engelberg. 1100 01:18:08,311 --> 01:18:10,211 Well, well, well, if it isn't "Engelpuke." 1101 01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,147 How would you like me to stick this bat where the sun never shines? 1102 01:18:13,216 --> 01:18:16,117 - Sit on it, fat ass. - Shove it. 1103 01:18:16,186 --> 01:18:18,017 Ease up, Joey. Taking easy control, baby. 1104 01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:28,396 Ground-rule double. 1105 01:18:29,766 --> 01:18:31,859 Stein, get back. 1106 01:18:31,935 --> 01:18:33,869 Get back, will you? 1107 01:18:33,937 --> 01:18:36,599 It's a ground-rule double. You can't score from first base. 1108 01:18:36,673 --> 01:18:41,440 Turner, why don't you build a fence for players instead of chickens? 1109 01:18:41,511 --> 01:18:44,947 Keep that finger out, Engelpuke, and I'll bust it off. 1110 01:18:45,014 --> 01:18:46,709 Jimmy Feldman for the Bears. 1111 01:18:46,783 --> 01:18:49,843 Come on, come on. You're holding up the game. 1112 01:18:56,426 --> 01:18:57,757 Go! Go! Go! 1113 01:18:57,827 --> 01:18:59,590 Throw the ball, Chris. 1114 01:18:59,662 --> 01:19:00,890 Go! Go! 1115 01:19:04,267 --> 01:19:05,598 He's safe. 1116 01:19:05,668 --> 01:19:07,158 One out. 1117 01:19:07,237 --> 01:19:08,727 You posing for a picture? 1118 01:19:08,805 --> 01:19:11,467 You in love with that ball or something? 1119 01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:13,566 End of the first inning. 1120 01:19:13,643 --> 01:19:16,305 The Bears lead two to one over the Yankees. 1121 01:19:24,787 --> 01:19:26,914 - Safe. - What? 1122 01:19:26,990 --> 01:19:30,289 What are you talking about? He was out by a mile. 1123 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,021 Do you think you gotta kiss ass around here... 1124 01:19:32,095 --> 01:19:33,858 because they been here longer than us? 1125 01:19:33,930 --> 01:19:37,593 There's two teams here, Umpire. Two teams, not one. 1126 01:19:37,667 --> 01:19:41,330 Don't turn your back on me. Are you a friend of Roy Turner's? 1127 01:19:44,173 --> 01:19:46,368 You gonna call them like that all day, let us know now. 1128 01:19:46,442 --> 01:19:48,842 We may as well go home. 1129 01:19:48,912 --> 01:19:50,846 Get a pair of glasses. 1130 01:20:01,558 --> 01:20:03,617 Stein, same thing. 1131 01:20:03,693 --> 01:20:06,526 - No. I don't want to do it. - Stein, we're still in the game. 1132 01:20:06,596 --> 01:20:08,291 This hurts. I don't like it. 1133 01:20:08,364 --> 01:20:10,855 You don't have to get hit in the back. Get hit in the arm or leg. 1134 01:20:10,934 --> 01:20:13,300 Don't make it obvious. Go ahead. 1135 01:20:15,371 --> 01:20:17,236 Rudi Stein, number ten. 1136 01:20:17,307 --> 01:20:19,798 James Henry won't take curveballs. 1137 01:20:23,146 --> 01:20:25,774 Buttermaker, you better take Amanda out now. She's hurting pretty bad. 1138 01:20:25,849 --> 01:20:28,147 I know, but she told me she wants to play. 1139 01:20:28,218 --> 01:20:30,186 Of course she does. But if you don't take her out... 1140 01:20:30,253 --> 01:20:32,187 she'll throw her arm out. 1141 01:20:32,255 --> 01:20:34,450 Who's managing this team, you or me? 1142 01:20:34,524 --> 01:20:37,493 - You. - Shut up and play your position. 1143 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:39,585 Let me worry about the team's health. 1144 01:20:39,662 --> 01:20:43,189 What do you want me to do, put in Rudi Stein? 1145 01:20:48,872 --> 01:20:51,500 He always swings from the hip. Then comes Chris Love. 1146 01:20:52,675 --> 01:20:53,835 Strike. 1147 01:21:01,417 --> 01:21:02,748 You're out. 1148 01:21:02,819 --> 01:21:05,845 I told you not to swing, you idiot! 1149 01:21:05,922 --> 01:21:07,583 Get back here! Move it! 1150 01:21:09,259 --> 01:21:11,090 Stein, get back in here! 1151 01:21:11,161 --> 01:21:14,028 - Goddamn it, you stupid... - Yankees two, Bears two. 1152 01:21:15,732 --> 01:21:18,257 Everybody, sit down. Come on. Sit down. 1153 01:21:18,334 --> 01:21:20,700 Sit down, Engelberg. 1154 01:21:20,770 --> 01:21:22,101 What's the matter with you? 1155 01:21:22,172 --> 01:21:23,799 Next time I tell you to do something, goddamn it... 1156 01:21:23,873 --> 01:21:25,568 you do it or else you're off this team. 1157 01:21:27,644 --> 01:21:30,044 And the rest of you, what's the matter with you? 1158 01:21:30,113 --> 01:21:33,810 All season long, you've been laughed at, crapped on! 1159 01:21:33,883 --> 01:21:35,908 Now you've got a chance to spit it back in their faces. 1160 01:21:35,985 --> 01:21:37,612 And what do you do? 1161 01:21:37,687 --> 01:21:40,121 You're out there like a bunch of dead fish, not listening... 1162 01:21:40,190 --> 01:21:42,488 bonehead plays, mistakes. 1163 01:21:42,559 --> 01:21:45,221 Don't you want to beat those bastards? 1164 01:22:21,030 --> 01:22:22,998 All right. 1165 01:22:23,066 --> 01:22:27,264 Get out there now and do the best you can. 1166 01:22:41,551 --> 01:22:42,882 Let's go, Joey! 1167 01:22:52,462 --> 01:22:54,930 - Strike two! - What are you swinging at? 1168 01:22:54,998 --> 01:22:56,295 That was a ball, Joey! 1169 01:23:00,470 --> 01:23:02,597 Strike! 1170 01:23:02,672 --> 01:23:05,402 Second time in a row you struck out. 1171 01:23:17,453 --> 01:23:18,647 Slide! 1172 01:23:20,423 --> 01:23:21,981 Safe! 1173 01:23:28,431 --> 01:23:31,867 Ladies and gentlemen, the end of the top of the fifth. 1174 01:23:31,935 --> 01:23:35,496 The score is three for the Yankees and two for the Bears. 1175 01:23:35,571 --> 01:23:37,835 Well, well, well, if it isn't Engelpuke again. 1176 01:23:37,907 --> 01:23:39,534 Shove it, Turner. 1177 01:23:41,444 --> 01:23:44,743 That's the way, Engelberg! 1178 01:23:44,814 --> 01:23:47,578 Foul ball. That's outside the line. 1179 01:23:55,792 --> 01:23:58,317 This is the kid that got the double last time, right? 1180 01:23:58,394 --> 01:23:59,725 Yeah. 1181 01:23:59,796 --> 01:24:01,787 He almost whacked that right out of the ballpark... 1182 01:24:01,864 --> 01:24:04,594 so don't give him anything to hit at. 1183 01:24:04,667 --> 01:24:07,830 Low and outside. You got it? Just pitch them low and outside. 1184 01:24:07,904 --> 01:24:11,533 - Low and outside. - Dad, I wanted to strike him out. 1185 01:24:11,607 --> 01:24:13,336 All right. Play ball! 1186 01:24:13,409 --> 01:24:15,240 Let's go, Engelberg! 1187 01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:27,617 - Boy, that was close to my head! - Time! Time! 1188 01:24:29,559 --> 01:24:31,550 What's this, beanball? 1189 01:24:32,929 --> 01:24:34,863 You tried to hit him, didn't you? 1190 01:24:34,931 --> 01:24:36,364 No. It just got away. 1191 01:24:36,432 --> 01:24:38,366 Don't lie to me! 1192 01:24:39,802 --> 01:24:41,633 You tried to hit him. 1193 01:25:08,197 --> 01:25:10,529 You son of a bitch. 1194 01:25:11,868 --> 01:25:13,802 He tried to bean him. He could have killed that kid. 1195 01:25:13,870 --> 01:25:15,531 You know why he threw it. 1196 01:25:15,605 --> 01:25:17,937 I told him to throw it low and outside. 1197 01:25:22,445 --> 01:25:23,935 He could have killed that kid. 1198 01:25:32,922 --> 01:25:34,753 Throw the ball, Joey! 1199 01:25:39,662 --> 01:25:42,222 He's not throwing it! Go! 1200 01:25:54,010 --> 01:25:56,137 Throw the ball, Joey. 1201 01:25:58,848 --> 01:25:59,974 Go! Go! 1202 01:26:04,554 --> 01:26:07,182 What are you doing? Throw the ball! 1203 01:26:37,954 --> 01:26:39,717 They just tied it up. 1204 01:27:34,610 --> 01:27:36,544 Billy, your arm feel okay? 1205 01:27:39,182 --> 01:27:41,343 Take the mound. Chris, right field. 1206 01:27:43,953 --> 01:27:47,081 Harriet! Thirteen, second base. 1207 01:27:48,558 --> 01:27:51,360 One, right field. 1208 01:27:51,493 --> 01:27:54,553 - The score is now three, three. - Three, pitching. 1209 01:27:54,629 --> 01:27:57,257 This is the last inning. Tanner, Toby, Regi, and Jimmy... 1210 01:27:57,332 --> 01:27:59,357 you're sitting on the bench. 1211 01:27:59,434 --> 01:28:01,595 Ogilvie, Lupus... 1212 01:28:01,670 --> 01:28:04,867 Miguel, and Jose, you take their place. 1213 01:28:08,543 --> 01:28:10,306 Mr. Buttermaker, if I go in, we lose the game. 1214 01:28:10,379 --> 01:28:12,813 As it is now, we still have a chance. 1215 01:28:12,881 --> 01:28:16,044 A damn good chance, so be on your toes. Now get the hell out of here. 1216 01:28:20,088 --> 01:28:23,819 Ogilvie will be sitting there, putting in his asthma medicine. 1217 01:28:24,826 --> 01:28:26,987 It's not my fault. 1218 01:28:27,062 --> 01:28:28,791 Why not just forfeit? 1219 01:28:30,031 --> 01:28:31,362 What did they do... 1220 01:28:31,433 --> 01:28:33,560 give him a six-pack before the game? 1221 01:28:33,635 --> 01:28:34,966 Mr. Buttermaker... 1222 01:28:35,036 --> 01:28:36,697 I don't know about you, but I want to win... 1223 01:28:36,772 --> 01:28:39,536 so don't send me in. 1224 01:28:39,608 --> 01:28:42,338 Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life... 1225 01:28:42,411 --> 01:28:45,539 just to sit around on a dugout bench, did you? 1226 01:28:45,614 --> 01:28:48,447 Get your ass out there and do the best you can. 1227 01:28:53,922 --> 01:28:57,153 Your attention, please. Parents and friends... 1228 01:28:57,225 --> 01:29:01,855 this is the last game of the championship play-offs. 1229 01:29:01,930 --> 01:29:04,524 Let's give the little folks a big hand. 1230 01:29:04,599 --> 01:29:06,726 They really deserve it. 1231 01:29:10,238 --> 01:29:12,297 Something's wrong with Amanda. 1232 01:29:12,374 --> 01:29:15,172 I think I'd better get in a relief pitcher. 1233 01:29:15,243 --> 01:29:16,676 Buttermaker? 1234 01:29:16,745 --> 01:29:18,576 Hi, Whitewood. 1235 01:29:18,647 --> 01:29:20,581 I've gotta talk to you for a minute. 1236 01:29:20,649 --> 01:29:23,812 We're busy now. We got a championship game here. 1237 01:29:23,885 --> 01:29:26,353 I'm aware of that. 1238 01:29:26,421 --> 01:29:28,082 I've got to talk to you. 1239 01:29:29,524 --> 01:29:30,855 Yeah? 1240 01:29:30,926 --> 01:29:34,692 Listen, is it really necessary to send in that Lupus kid now? 1241 01:29:34,763 --> 01:29:37,231 - He hasn't played yet. - I know that, Buttermaker... 1242 01:29:37,299 --> 01:29:39,290 but we've still got a chance. 1243 01:29:39,367 --> 01:29:41,335 Everybody on my team gets a chance to play. 1244 01:29:41,403 --> 01:29:43,837 Come on, don't give me that righteous bullshit! 1245 01:29:43,905 --> 01:29:46,931 These kids have gone through too much for you to throw it away now. 1246 01:29:47,008 --> 01:29:48,873 We've got a chance to win. 1247 01:29:48,944 --> 01:29:51,242 You started this thing so all the boys would have... 1248 01:29:51,313 --> 01:29:53,679 - a chance to play baseball. - I know why I started this! 1249 01:29:53,748 --> 01:29:55,443 Not only your boy, but all the boys. 1250 01:29:55,517 --> 01:29:59,977 Little boys hurt easily, or maybe you haven't been watching... 1251 01:30:00,055 --> 01:30:01,420 what's been going on here this afternoon. 1252 01:30:01,490 --> 01:30:04,687 Get back to the stands before I shave off half your mustache... 1253 01:30:04,759 --> 01:30:07,694 and shove it up your left nostril. 1254 01:30:16,972 --> 01:30:19,304 Hold it! Time! 1255 01:30:19,374 --> 01:30:20,705 Time. 1256 01:30:26,414 --> 01:30:28,575 Okay, Amanda, that's it. 1257 01:30:28,650 --> 01:30:31,244 There's three more outs, Boilermaker, so get lost. 1258 01:30:32,354 --> 01:30:33,912 Rudi! 1259 01:30:35,390 --> 01:30:36,948 I'm warning you. 1260 01:30:41,763 --> 01:30:44,357 Okay, Rudi, you're pitching. Amanda, get out in left field. 1261 01:30:44,432 --> 01:30:46,923 We have no more reserves. 1262 01:30:47,002 --> 01:30:48,833 If only my knuckler had been working... 1263 01:30:48,904 --> 01:30:50,565 I would have brought those turkeys down. 1264 01:31:16,531 --> 01:31:18,658 We still got a chance. 1265 01:31:18,733 --> 01:31:20,462 Come on. They're doing terrible. 1266 01:31:20,535 --> 01:31:22,935 - Put us back in. - Don't worry about it. 1267 01:31:34,349 --> 01:31:36,044 Okay, Mike. 1268 01:31:46,895 --> 01:31:50,524 Don't worry. We'll catch them at the bottom of the sixth. 1269 01:31:50,599 --> 01:31:55,093 Congratulations. Looks like the championship is in the bag. 1270 01:31:55,170 --> 01:31:58,037 That's great, huh? That's great. 1271 01:32:10,085 --> 01:32:13,111 Come on, Lupus! Catch it for once! 1272 01:32:37,212 --> 01:32:39,305 If everybody gets a hit, we win the game. 1273 01:32:39,381 --> 01:32:40,871 But we need five runs. 1274 01:32:40,949 --> 01:32:43,383 - Five runs? Easy. - No chance. 1275 01:32:43,451 --> 01:32:45,385 What's everybody moping about? 1276 01:32:45,453 --> 01:32:48,388 - Stein, you're up, aren't you? - Yeah. 1277 01:32:48,456 --> 01:32:50,390 Grab a cruddy bat. 1278 01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:53,552 - Watch your fingers. - Let's go, Stein. Come on! 1279 01:33:04,472 --> 01:33:06,702 He's going for two! 1280 01:33:06,775 --> 01:33:07,935 Out. 1281 01:33:10,578 --> 01:33:13,570 Two to go, Billy. We got two to go. 1282 01:33:13,648 --> 01:33:16,845 Grab a helmet and get in the on-deck circle. 1283 01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:20,353 I'm sorry. 1284 01:33:20,422 --> 01:33:21,855 What are you sorry about? 1285 01:33:21,923 --> 01:33:23,857 That was nice hustle. Good try. 1286 01:33:23,925 --> 01:33:25,893 Put it there. I like that. 1287 01:33:28,897 --> 01:33:31,331 Okay, Billy, two to go. She's got a sore arm! 1288 01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:39,498 You're out. 1289 01:33:39,574 --> 01:33:41,974 All right. One to go, Billy. 1290 01:33:42,043 --> 01:33:45,809 Two out. Two out. One to go. 1291 01:33:48,550 --> 01:33:50,882 Okay. One out to go, and then to Pizza Hut. 1292 01:33:52,854 --> 01:33:57,188 All right. Batter up. Come on, you're holding up the game. 1293 01:33:59,627 --> 01:34:02,391 What's the matter, Ogilvie? The plate is over there. 1294 01:34:02,464 --> 01:34:07,561 Without going into much detail, I'm zero for 14 this season. 1295 01:34:07,635 --> 01:34:09,830 And aside from Timmy Lupus... 1296 01:34:09,904 --> 01:34:12,338 I'm probably the worst player in this league. 1297 01:34:12,407 --> 01:34:14,841 Would you do me a favor, Ogilvie? 1298 01:34:14,909 --> 01:34:18,845 Just shut up and get up to the plate and try to hit the ball. 1299 01:34:18,913 --> 01:34:20,813 Come on, batter. Let's go. 1300 01:34:20,882 --> 01:34:22,873 Okay, Mr. Buttermaker. 1301 01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,854 Strike one. 1302 01:34:27,922 --> 01:34:29,321 Okay, Billy, bear down now. 1303 01:34:29,390 --> 01:34:30,982 One out to go, babe. 1304 01:34:31,059 --> 01:34:34,790 Never seen you like this, Ogilvie. Sure ain't like algebra, is it? 1305 01:34:34,863 --> 01:34:37,991 Just put it over. He ain't swingin'. 1306 01:34:40,468 --> 01:34:42,402 That's the way to look. You got a piece of it. 1307 01:34:42,470 --> 01:34:44,404 The count is 0-2. 1308 01:34:48,910 --> 01:34:50,309 Ball. 1309 01:34:50,378 --> 01:34:52,642 Glad you all came. 1310 01:34:52,714 --> 01:34:56,878 Frankly, I'm surprised the little marshmallows did this well. 1311 01:34:56,951 --> 01:34:58,384 2-2. 1312 01:34:59,954 --> 01:35:01,785 Ball. 1313 01:35:01,856 --> 01:35:03,187 The count is full. 1314 01:35:03,258 --> 01:35:04,885 Come on, Billy! 1315 01:35:04,959 --> 01:35:08,019 Lose control or something? Come on, Billy, don't walk this man. 1316 01:35:14,402 --> 01:35:16,336 Ball four. Take your base. 1317 01:35:16,404 --> 01:35:18,838 Go, Ogilvie! On to first, boy! 1318 01:35:20,508 --> 01:35:22,703 He walked him. 1319 01:35:25,647 --> 01:35:28,343 - Get down there! - All right! 1320 01:35:28,416 --> 01:35:30,850 That's the way to go. Come on, Ahmad. 1321 01:35:30,919 --> 01:35:33,353 This is for Allah. And it's going way out there, sucker. 1322 01:35:36,991 --> 01:35:39,084 Let's go, Steve. Get it, Steve! 1323 01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:41,560 Go! Go! All right! 1324 01:35:41,629 --> 01:35:42,823 Beauty! 1325 01:35:42,897 --> 01:35:44,888 He beat him with a bunt. 1326 01:35:44,966 --> 01:35:47,169 That's a smart play, Ahmad! 1327 01:35:47,302 --> 01:35:49,236 That's a smart play! 1328 01:35:52,374 --> 01:35:53,864 Now batting, number seven... 1329 01:35:53,942 --> 01:35:57,878 Miguel Agilar, second base. 1330 01:36:02,450 --> 01:36:03,974 Ball. 1331 01:36:04,052 --> 01:36:05,451 That's it. Way to look. 1332 01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:08,182 I know he's small, Billy. Just pitch it lower. 1333 01:36:10,892 --> 01:36:12,052 Ball. 1334 01:36:16,298 --> 01:36:18,823 All right, Miguel. Way to go. 1335 01:36:19,901 --> 01:36:22,836 Ball, inside. 3-0. 1336 01:36:29,544 --> 01:36:32,911 Ball four. Take your base. 1337 01:36:32,981 --> 01:36:36,314 - All right, Miguel! - You all right, Billy? 1338 01:36:37,919 --> 01:36:41,855 Now batting, number three, Kelly Leak, center field. 1339 01:36:43,959 --> 01:36:45,119 Billy. 1340 01:36:50,098 --> 01:36:51,998 Hey, Turner! 1341 01:36:52,067 --> 01:36:56,026 What the hell are you doing, walking a man with the bases loaded? 1342 01:36:56,104 --> 01:37:00,473 You're putting the tying run on first base, you imbecile! 1343 01:37:00,542 --> 01:37:04,603 Couldn't even manage a food store and he's managing a baseball team. 1344 01:37:40,915 --> 01:37:43,850 What's the matter? You can't pitch to him? 1345 01:37:56,464 --> 01:37:57,726 Come on! 1346 01:38:05,940 --> 01:38:07,737 You're out! 1347 01:38:22,390 --> 01:38:25,120 - Engelberg. Regi. - What's this? 1348 01:38:25,193 --> 01:38:27,661 - We're celebrating. - Why are we celebrating? 1349 01:38:27,729 --> 01:38:30,323 Because you should be damn proud of yourselves. 1350 01:38:30,398 --> 01:38:32,263 I'll drink to that. 1351 01:38:32,334 --> 01:38:34,461 - Skoal. - Would you cool it with the beer? 1352 01:38:34,536 --> 01:38:36,367 I got a photographer here from the L.A. Times. 1353 01:38:36,438 --> 01:38:39,339 I would've gotten champagne, but you don't pay me enough. 1354 01:38:39,407 --> 01:38:41,568 - Who didn't get a beer? - You're paying him? 1355 01:38:41,643 --> 01:38:44,305 No, he's joking. Don't drink that. 1356 01:38:44,379 --> 01:38:48,145 Buttermaker, maybe next spring you'll teach me how to hit. 1357 01:38:50,418 --> 01:38:52,079 You bet. 1358 01:39:14,042 --> 01:39:17,478 Buttermaker, this is your second-place trophy. 1359 01:39:17,545 --> 01:39:19,308 - Congratulations. - Thank you, sir. 1360 01:39:19,381 --> 01:39:21,042 I know we had our differences... 1361 01:39:21,116 --> 01:39:23,914 but at least we settled it right here on the ball field. 1362 01:39:23,985 --> 01:39:27,216 My boys would like to say something to your team. Boys. 1363 01:39:27,288 --> 01:39:29,950 We just wanna say you guys played a good game. 1364 01:39:30,024 --> 01:39:31,924 And we treated you pretty unfair all season. 1365 01:39:31,993 --> 01:39:34,325 We want to apologize. 1366 01:39:34,396 --> 01:39:36,830 We still don't think you're all that good a baseball team... 1367 01:39:36,898 --> 01:39:39,833 but you got guts, all of you. 1368 01:39:42,170 --> 01:39:44,297 Let's give them a cheer. Come on. 1369 01:39:47,575 --> 01:39:51,341 Two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate? 1370 01:39:51,413 --> 01:39:54,041 Bears! Bears! 1371 01:39:58,286 --> 01:40:01,881 Hey, Yankees! You can take your apology and your trophy... 1372 01:40:01,956 --> 01:40:04,720 and shove it straight up your ass! 1373 01:40:06,227 --> 01:40:09,685 And another thing, just wait till next year. 108331