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OK look, Charlie had feelings for me...
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but that doesn't mean
that things are going to happen
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because they won't and they didn't.
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We're looking for a two-page letter,
it's from Charlie.
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A letter from Charlie?!
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-Hi!
-Hi!
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That's what you're looking for.
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Charlie!
-Hi!
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Charlie, Greg found the letter you sent me.
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Thanks Charlie.
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-Where are you going?
-I don't know, not home.
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Pete, are you sure about this?
Cause I could get a hotel room.
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-It's no problem at all.
-Thanks.
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I got some stuff to set you up here,
a bunch of these little shampoos and soaps...
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and sewing kits...
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a little clock radio.
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Do you like reading the bible, Greg?
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Maybe later if you don't mind,
I think I'd just like to turn in.
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Pete, [Foreign Language]
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Greg, uhh...
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This is Magda.
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Magda, this is my buddy Greg.
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-How's it going?
-[Foreign Language]
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He's kind of on the outs with his wife.
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(Foreign Language)
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You don't happen to partly knew
any Hungarian, do you?
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No.
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How about that, good for you.
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You're going out with her
and you don't understand a word she says.
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I don't know if I am going out with her.
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Here's the deal.
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I went to that little
Hungarian restaurant, right.
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I'm talking to the owner, I say I live alone,
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my life's a mess.
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I need to find a woman.
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A couple nights later Magda shows up here.
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We eat she cleans up my whole apartment.
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Next thing, you know,
we're doing the Budapest shuffle.
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Pete, I've had a rough day,
I would really like to turn in.
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I know, I know, I'm sorry.
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It's just I can't figure out if she's the best girlfriend
in the world who also does windows
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or the best maid in the world
who also does me.
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Pete, I just left my wife standing in the rain.
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I'm sorry.
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-I know that must be rough.
-Thanks.
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I guess I don't really have a problem
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until Friday and then I get to figure out
if I have to pay her.
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I don't know what she has in mind here,
but I'm gonna watch either way.
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You sleep tight.
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Season 4
Episode 24.
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The End of Innocence
Part 2.
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OK Susan...
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here's your something borrowed,
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It's a necklace I wore on my wedding
to Greg that Kitty through for us.
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you.
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You OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Dharma, I would understand
if you don't want to be in my wedding.
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Why wouldn't I?
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Because Russell is Greg's friend
and Greg's going to be an usher
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and your marriage is in the crapper.
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Don't be silly, I want to be there for you.
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Plus it's good for me to stay busy,
it keeps my mind off things.
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And when I look at this dress
all my other problems seem so small.
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[Foreign Language]
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I'm the bride, everyone looks stupid
so I looks good.
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-Do you think that might be Greg?
-I don't know.
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Well, if he is, shouldn't you answer it?
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I don't know if I'm ready to hear
what he has to say yet.
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[Foreign Language]
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Hello!
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-Oh, hi Charlie!
-Oh dear.
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That's just a friend of mine,
she thinks she's Chinese.
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What's up?
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[Foreign Language]
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Look! He did see us and he's
a little bit upset but it's not your fault.
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Actually he's staying with
his friend Pete right now.
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[Foreign Language]
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Of course I told him that,
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he found the letter he saw us together,
what else is he going to think?
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Well, there's nothing really you can do and
I think we probably shouldn't stay in touch.
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I know, I hope so too Charlie.
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Bye!
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[Foreign Language]
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-What did she say?
-I'm not comfortable with this kind of language.
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You ready to call it a day?
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I got a freezer full of goulash.
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I got some more work to do.
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Come on, didn't you hear Mr Slate says
it's quitting time.
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I'll see you later.
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Listen I...
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I know I haven't been much of a help
during this whole emotional...
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It's OK.
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Great, I'll see you back at the creb.
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Mr Montgomery there's a man here
to see you and he's gorgeous.
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-Marlene who is it?
-It's me,
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and this will only take a minute.
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OK.
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I heard what's going on with you in Dharma.
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Marlene?
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-Is there something that you need?
-Oh god, yes.
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You can go home now, Marlene.
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OK, I'll go home now to 802 Van Buren.
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It's a duplex you can walk it from here.
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-Thank you, Marlene.
-Thank you.
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What do you want?
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I know I'm the last guy you want to talk to
about Dharma,
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but there are some things you need to know.
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And what would that be?
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For one thing I can tell you
your wife loves you more than anyone...
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I don't need you to tell me that.
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Clearly you need someone to tell you that.
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All right, you know what, get out.
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-Greg, you've got an amazing woman.
-I know, I read your letter.
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Maybe you should go back and read it again
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because the woman I'm talking about in that
letter is the woman you are about to lose.
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Like you're not happy about that.
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If you break her heart I promise you I will be
the first one in line to put it back together.
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But that's not why I'm here.
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Why are you here?
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Because I want her to be happy.
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What makes her happy is you.
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And if you don't realize that
then maybe you don't deserve her.
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Hi honey, I'm home.
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You should have called,
I just put away the goulash.
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That's Ok, I'm supposed to go to Russell
and Susan's wedding rehearsal.
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-Dharma is a bridesmaid, right?
-Yep.
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That should be a good time.
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How ticked off do you think Russell will be
if I skip the rehearsal.
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I'm just an usher it's not like
I'm gonna sing sunrise sunset.
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It's a shame there wouldn't be a dry eye
in the house.
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How come you're doing the dishes?
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Magda is mad at me.
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I put some money on the dresser for her.
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She's your girlfriend and she thinks
you're treating her like a hooker.
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Or she's my maid and she thinks
I'm testing her honesty.
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Or she is a hooker and you underpaid her.
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I don't need you adding a third thing here.
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She got a heck of a temper.
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I think it's a Hungarian thing
maybe she's born with it.
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-Do you go in there and talk to her for me?
-No.
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could you at least run in there
and grab the cash off the nightstand.
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You know what, Russell's my friend, if Dharma
has a problem with me being there, she can leave.
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Your maid wouldn't break things.
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kids, have fun.
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And a hooker wouldn't clean,
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in America.
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Is this the first time the two families have met?
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Yeah, it's going great, isn't it?
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There's got to be something everybody
has in common, don't you think?
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They're all opposed to this marriage.
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That's a start.
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Oh my!
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-What?
-Greg's here.
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-Are you going to be Ok?
-Yeah, I'll be fine, thanks.
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Are you going to do something loud
and stupid and screw up my rehearsal?
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Wow! I hope not.
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Hey! Sorry I'm late.
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It's Ok, we were just wrapping up
the mingling portion of the evening.
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Going so well.
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Thankfully, most of Susan's family
doesn't speak English,
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so my parents were only able
to offend a select few.
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Nice.
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-How are you and Dharma doing?
-Not so good.
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-You sure you want to go through with this?
-I'm supposed to ask you that.
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Explain something to me wrong.
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10,000 Chinese restaurants in San Francisco,
we have to schlep up to Mill Valley?!
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Don't ask.
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-Nothing is good enough for you.
-Ok, is the happy chitchats over?
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Time for rehearsal.
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What did he say? I heard my name.
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-He said you are a sharp ass man.
-Susan, you're not helping.
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Your father trying to pick a fight.
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Come on, it was a big thing for him to agree
to have the wedding in a Chinese restaurant.
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Oh please, your family like Chinese food
more than mine does.
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Folks why don't we uh...
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put this aside and just do the rehearsal.
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Hold on a second.
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If people have issues they should be able
to get them out into the open.
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Dharma, it's not going to help
to have everyone yelling at each other.
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Sometimes, Greg,
that's how problems get solved.
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Yes, and you're the expert
on problem solving.
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I do know that you solve problems
by talking about them,
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not by walking off and leaving somebody
standing in the rain holding two wet dogs.
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If Mr Gottlieb we're seeing another
grumpy old man behind Mr Wong's back
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-that might be appropriate.
-No body seeing anyone.
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Excuse us!
234
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Well, that's all we needed.
235
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You actually start it.
236
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-In our country...
-Hey, we're not in Thailand now, friend.
237
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-Taiwan.
-What's the difference?
238
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-This is crazy.
-I know.
239
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-Listen!
-No, me first.
240
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I don't want to live like this.
241
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I love you and I know you love me.
242
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It's over it's done I forgive you,
let's move on.
243
00:11:10,765 --> 00:11:11,829
I'm sorry, what?
244
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I was hurt but I'm ready to forgive you
and move on.
245
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-I don't even need to know what happened.
-I told you nothing happened.
246
00:11:16,757 --> 00:11:18,886
It doesn't matter, I forgive you.
247
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That's very big of you.
248
00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:21,683
What's that supposed to mean?
249
00:11:21,707 --> 00:11:24,283
It means I know you were hurt but where do
you get off coming in here and forgiving me
250
00:11:24,307 --> 00:11:26,040
and thinking that is the solution to our problem.
251
00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:27,531
What you don't want me to forgive you?
252
00:11:27,555 --> 00:11:30,411
We can make this about
who did what to who and what was worse.
253
00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:33,134
I'm sorry what could be worse than
running around with another guy?
254
00:11:33,158 --> 00:11:35,180
I don't know, maybe not finding out
what really happened,
255
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:38,363
assuming the worst, walking out
and not talking to me for three days.
256
00:11:38,388 --> 00:11:41,606
-I was really angry.
-I know you were.
257
00:11:41,739 --> 00:11:45,098
All I'm saying is that we can make this
about who did what to who
258
00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:49,109
and tally up all the points we've got but then we just
wind up with a giant scorecard instead of a marriage.
259
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:52,062
I'm the one who's trying to say
this is Ok, I forgive you, let's move on.
260
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:55,769
And I get a lecture about how I don't know
how to be in a marriage, what is that?
261
00:11:55,903 --> 00:11:58,156
You just don't get it, do you?
262
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,906
Am I making the biggest mistake of my life?
263
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,218
You're taking this way too seriously.
264
00:12:19,242 --> 00:12:22,339
The first husbands just practiced
like the first batch of pancakes.
265
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:26,589
Dharma, Susan is getting married tomorrow,
she doesn't need to hear about pancakes.
266
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Marcy, this is the portion of the evening
where we explain to Susan the facts of life.
267
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This should be good.
268
00:12:32,566 --> 00:12:35,825
No, we don't have that,
we have the fun limousine ride,
269
00:12:35,849 --> 00:12:37,567
we have the bright scavenger hunt.
270
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:41,586
Susan, you still have to find
a pair of jockey shorts.
271
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:45,645
All right, here's what you're signing up for.
272
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You're me, it's love at first sight
you look into his eyes,
273
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he looks into your eyes,
and it's all you are the sunshine of my life
274
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that's why I always feel good.
275
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:06,563
-Greg! I miss Greg.
-And she's back.
276
00:13:07,007 --> 00:13:09,711
You know, the really hard part
is the families.
277
00:13:09,736 --> 00:13:14,247
You don't have this problem with Russell,
but me and Greg's families are so different.
278
00:13:14,272 --> 00:13:17,539
That's it, I'm going to call the wedding off.
279
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:21,786
No, no, you love Russell and you have
a wonderful future together.
280
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But maybe one day you make a tiny little mistake and he
finds out you're human, and then it all goes to crap.
281
00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:31,496
Oh look! It's the other lady.
282
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Here's a quarter, get on the phone, call it off.
283
00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:37,508
-Dharma, that's a lifesaver.
-You bet it is, sister.
284
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-Oh my God! What was I thinking?!
-You weren't thinking.
285
00:13:42,111 --> 00:13:46,080
You were looking into your eyes
and he was looking into his eyes...
286
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You are the sunshine of my life.
287
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♪ That's why I always be around! ♪
♪ You are the apple of... ♪
288
00:14:02,888 --> 00:14:05,618
Ok, one more time people,
here's your tuck and fold.
289
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,526
It's one time lengthwise,
one time width-wise, right?
290
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:12,955
Wrap it around the finger it makes a j,
you slip it right in the G-string, any questions?
291
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:15,821
It's Ok? Did your bachelor parties here?
292
00:14:15,885 --> 00:14:18,085
They're familiar with the concept, yeah.
293
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,769
OK, let's move out.
Come on, let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
294
00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:25,044
Come on, six men are going out,
six men are coming back, nobody gets hurt.
295
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:28,630
-Hey Russell! You coming?
-Yeah, in a minute.
296
00:14:28,654 --> 00:14:33,151
I know these bachelor party strip club things
aren't fun for anybody
297
00:14:33,684 --> 00:14:34,919
except Pete.
298
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:39,289
So, let's just kind of see
if we can do this for him, it's his night.
299
00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:42,566
-What am I doing Greg?
-What do you mean?
300
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,948
Susan and I disagree on where we'll live,
what will drive,
301
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:50,362
and I have huge problems with her family
and her family has huge problems with my family.
302
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,695
Am I kidding myself
to think it's going to get better?
303
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,129
Yes you are.
304
00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:58,659
It's not exactly the pep talk
I was looking for.
305
00:14:58,777 --> 00:15:00,921
Look, all that stuff is not gonna change.
306
00:15:01,028 --> 00:15:05,046
So, you just gotta decide
whether it's worth it or not.
307
00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:06,840
How the hell am I supposed to know that?
308
00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:09,737
-Hey guys!
-Give us a minute, Pete.
309
00:15:09,762 --> 00:15:11,636
You gotta come in there, Magda's in there.
310
00:15:11,838 --> 00:15:15,027
-Your Magda? -Yeah.
-So, she's a stripper.
311
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:19,300
I don't know, she's got a feather duster and
a french maids outfit. It could go either way.
312
00:15:19,325 --> 00:15:20,558
Come on!
313
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,895
Hi! I work with your daughter
down at the co-op.
314
00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:33,628
I just wanted to say that we're so happy we can
share this wonderful day with you and your family.
315
00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:36,514
Hello, very much.
316
00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:39,568
Oh! I'm sorry, Mrs Wong.
317
00:15:39,592 --> 00:15:44,689
What cultural hubris
to just assume you speak English.
318
00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:51,699
it's a crime that we self-absorbed Americans
commit all over the world
319
00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:54,726
and we're hated for it.
320
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,061
Hello, very much.
321
00:15:58,085 --> 00:15:59,883
And hello very much to you.
322
00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,588
Kitty, Ed, what are you guys doing here?
323
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:08,577
The groom's father is my lawyer.
324
00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:09,886
All right, I knew that.
325
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:12,589
So much for your ginkgo biloba.
326
00:16:13,301 --> 00:16:18,206
-Kitty, how is Greg doing with the situation?
-As well as can be expected.
327
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:22,884
I think it's important for us to let the children
know that we love and support them
328
00:16:23,102 --> 00:16:25,162
and if they don't get it right in this lifetime
329
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:28,573
they have hundreds of others to work it out.
330
00:16:28,818 --> 00:16:30,652
Yes, that's exactly what I told him.
331
00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:35,900
Listen Ed, if, God forbid,
the kids don't patch this thing up
332
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:39,844
I want you to know that I want
the four of us to continue to be friends.
333
00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:46,181
-Let's just hope it doesn't come to that.
-I hear you man.
334
00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:50,834
Oh God! This is so bad.
335
00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:54,348
Do you do something different to your hair?
336
00:16:55,875 --> 00:17:00,184
I think my mistake was that big green drink
in the bowl with all the straws.
337
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:02,886
Why did we order that?
338
00:17:03,213 --> 00:17:07,793
We didn't that was at another table,
you drank it while the people were dancing.
339
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:10,732
Really?!
340
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,475
That's it, I'm grounded.
Just home and school.
341
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:20,404
Listen Susan, I may have said some things last
night that might have been a little negative.
342
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:25,303
That's OK, but if you could stay away
from me today, it will help.
343
00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:27,176
I can do that.
344
00:17:29,702 --> 00:17:31,901
Susan! I know you're busy,
I'm only gonna take a minute.
345
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:35,888
-You're not supposed to see the bride.
-Yeah, six more weeks of winter.
346
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,840
Listen, I've been going about this
the wrong way
347
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:43,853
it's not about my way or you're way,
or I'm right or you're right.
348
00:17:43,877 --> 00:17:47,733
If we do it that way we'll just find out
with a big score-card instead of a marriage.
349
00:17:48,285 --> 00:17:50,321
We need to work through these things together.
350
00:17:52,374 --> 00:17:54,169
I really needed to hear that.
351
00:18:02,505 --> 00:18:05,128
Welcome family and friends.
352
00:18:05,404 --> 00:18:10,659
We're here tonight to celebrate
the coming together of Susan and Russell.
353
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,147
They're happy that so many of you,
who mean so much to them, are here...
354
00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:18,973
to celebrate and share this
their wedding day.
355
00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:22,239
I welcome you
and bless you with these words.
356
00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:29,545
Blessed be you who are here in dedication
to all that is loving, good and sacred.
357
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:32,341
Tonight...
358
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:36,983
we celebrate and bless
the wedding of Susan and Russell.
359
00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:40,584
He is sorry, he didn't understand before.
360
00:18:42,703 --> 00:18:45,839
This Chuppah symbolizes many things.
361
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:48,791
It is tradition in the Jewish religion.
362
00:18:48,999 --> 00:18:54,465
Mainly, this Chuppah symbolizes
the home that they will share...
363
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,371
Sorry! Sorry!
364
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:07,497
The Chuppah symbolizes the home
they're going to share together, go!
365
00:19:08,979 --> 00:19:12,478
The Chuppah symbolizes the
home that they're going to share together,
366
00:19:12,659 --> 00:19:15,838
and this Chuppah also has special significance...
367
00:19:16,703 --> 00:19:17,886
it was a nice wedding.
368
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,534
Yeah, Marcy sure made a move
for that bouquet.
369
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,069
-She's a little tiger.
-I know.
370
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:27,510
I thought Mrs Wong did a good job
singing Hava Nagila.
371
00:19:30,222 --> 00:19:32,646
Well, I guess we still have some stuff
to work out.
372
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:35,219
-We will.
-I know.
373
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:41,880
Greg!
374
00:20:00,606 --> 00:20:02,524
Dharma, are you OK?
375
00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:06,262
I don't think so.
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