All language subtitles for The Neighbors (2012) S02E12 Fear and Loving in New Jersey (1080p AMZN Webrip x265 10bit EAC3 5.1 - TheSickle)[TAoE]_track3_[eng]
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[ door opens, closes ]
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Hey, babe.
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How was your day,
Honey?
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Oh,
It was crappy because --
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You work
At a diaper company.
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Yep. Never gets old.
It's my best joke.
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No argument from me.
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[ clattering ]
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Max!
What are you doing?!
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Oh, hey, guys!
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Oh, uh,
Quick favor, dad.
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Can I borrow your old
Football helmet and a blowtorch?
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Should we say no now,
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Or you want to
Drag it out a little bit?
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I mean, I'm curious.
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So, my friend travis
And I
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Started a daredevil group --
Like "Jackass,"
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But with little kids.
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We're called
The kid-iots!
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[ laughs ]
That's...
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Terrible, max.
Terrible.
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You know what, max?
You're not using a blowtorch,
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And you're not
Becoming a kid-iot.
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Go be a normal kid.
Play with your sister.
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This isn't fair!
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You guys are...
Adult-iots.
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Hello, weavers!
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The most interesting thing
Just happened to us.
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Jackie:
We were walking through
A really bad part of town --
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Not a whole foods
In sight --
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When a man approached us,
Showed us his knife,
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And asked for
Our wallets and keys.
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Seemed like
A pretty good trade to us.
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It was
A heck of a knife.
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Shiny, pointy --
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The two hallmarks
Of quality bladesmanship.
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But in
All the excitement,
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He forgot to give us
The knife in return.
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Uh, guys.
You were mugged.
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What's "Mugged"?
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Is that another christmas
Tradition, like eggnog
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Or being disappointed
By a will smith movie?
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No. No, you were victims
Of a serious crime.
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[ both gasp ]
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When he comes
To drop off the knife,
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We shall have words.
Mm.
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♪♪♪
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♪ we came from outer space
And settled in new jersey ♪
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♪ we took names like larry bird
And jackie joyner-kersee ♪
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♪ then the humans
Moved next door ♪
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♪ started testing
All our limits ♪
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♪ so sit right down,
Enjoy the show ♪
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♪ we'll be done in 30 minutes ♪
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I can't believe
We were mugged.
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A strange man
Just came up to us
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And told us
To put our hands in the air.
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And we did.
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We put our hands
In the air.
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You know, we waved them
Like we just didn't care,
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As is your custom.
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The important thing
Is that you're okay.
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Oh, do I look okay?
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Because I've lost my
Irreplaceable troll key chain.
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Oh, grimlock.
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How will I sleep
Without you by my side?
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Okay, well, we are gonna
Have to work on this.
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You know what?
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We are going to have
A safety-training seminar.
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No,
You don't understand.
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Grimlock was the light
Of my life -- literally.
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You pressed his head,
And his body lit up.
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[ sighs ]
Tonight's the night, dick.
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It's finally
Gonna happen.
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Someone
On "America's got talent"
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Is actually gonna
Have talent?
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No. Better. Amber's gonna
Tell me that she loves me.
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Not sure I buy it,
But I'm listening.
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Amber and I have been dating
For over six months,
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And I know
She loves me.
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But every time I say
"I love you,"
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She either
Says "Thank you"
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Or "I understand"
Or "I'm hungry."
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I've said it before,
Brother.
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It's about time
You signed up for jdate.
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I've devised a plan.
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After some research,
I've learned that
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Humans express emotion
More freely after a scare.
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So we'll watch
A horror movie,
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And amber will tell me
She loves me.
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Once, amber jumped
After seeing a spider.
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I know she was on the verge
Of saying "I love you."
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But instead, she said,
"Reggie, stop screaming.
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I'll kill it."
I'm just saying,
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There are thousands
Of nice jewish girls out there
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Who want to throw
Mommy and daddy for a loop.
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I just hope that
The movie's scary enou--
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Ah! Fine.
We'll do it your way.
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If you need help
Scaring amber into loving you,
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I'm your man.
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No, that's not
What I meant.
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I --
Hey.
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Ready to snuggle
And watch people die?
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Thanks again
For renting "The shining."
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I went to
Four abandoned blockbusters
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And got my hand stuck in
A redbox machine for two hours,
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But my baby gets
What my baby wants.
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This is nice.
Just us, no jane.
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Are you sure the movie's
Not too scary for you?
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After what I saw
In that third blockbuster,
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Nothing can scare me.
[ ominous music plays ]
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[ gasps ] Oh!
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Just the dvd menu.
It's not even the movie yet.
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Right.
[ screams ]
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Dick.
What are you doing?
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Giving the performance
Of a lifetime.
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[ thunder crashes ]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Just a low-pressure system
Meeting a high-pressure system.
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[ door rattling ]
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Okay,
That was weird.
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Dick,
How are you doing this?
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It's not me.
I'm sitting right here.
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[ screams ]
[ dick gasps ]
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Rice krispie treats,
Anyone?
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Jane. It's you.
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Oh, jane. It's you.
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Hey, guys,
I felt this strange energy
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That reggie was
Uneasy about something,
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And now I know what it is --
Hey, amber.
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Looks like you guys
Are having date night.
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Mind if I join you?
Sure, 'cause
That makes sense.
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Date night with a girl,
Her boyfriend,
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And her boyfriend's
Soul mate --
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The e.T.
Who won't go home.
[ scoffs ]
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Amber, another pop-culture
Reference. Delightful!
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[ thunder rumbles ]
Okay.
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You know what, jane?
You and I have been doing
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This little dance for awhile
Now, but it ends tonight.
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We're having girl talk.
My house -- now.
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Are you sure
That's a good idea?
Absolutely.
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We'll be back soon.
Or at least one of us will.
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You don't get this kind of drama
With a nice jewish girl.
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[ thunder crashes ]
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Okay, clearly,
We have not done a great job
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Explaining
The dangers of this planet,
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So we're gonna have a little
Safety chat -- basic stuff.
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Right, so, just to get a feel
For where you guys are at,
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What is the last thing you do
Before you head up to bed?
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Oh, marty, you're asking
"Wheel of fortune" questions
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To "Jeopardy!" people.
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Like everybody else on earth,
We set the dvr
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To record
"Last call with carson daly."
Mm-hmm.
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Sorry, we were looking
For "Lock your doors"
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Or "Lock your windows"
Or "Lock anything."
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But we live in a safe,
Gated community
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Surrounded by good,
Decent alien invaders.
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Well, sure, jackie, but the
Gates can't keep everyone out.
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Like, let's say
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You're a former gymnast
Who tears her acl
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And you become
Hooked on pain-killers.
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Next thing you know, you're
Selling my day bed for oxy.
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I'm so sorry.
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I've been watching
A lot of "Intervention" lately.
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Listen, I don't think
You realize
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How dangerous it is
Out there, guys.
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I mean, we haven't even
Discussed pickpockets,
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Kidnappers, dognappers,
Con artists, global warming,
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Swine flu --
Enough.
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Weavers, you may choose to
Live in fear, but we do not.
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We're leaving this house
Right now confidently
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With our heads held high.
Yes. We're not
Scared of anything.
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Try as you might, we shall
Not be frightened by you people.
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Oh, my god! Look out!
Larry bird!
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In we go.
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Okay. Seems like we're
Scared of everything now.
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Except for global warming.
That sounds made up.
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Jackie: 'cause I am scared
Of everything right now!
Larry: oh! Oh, my god!
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Guys!
You're overreacting!
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Well, of course we are.
It's kind of our thing.
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I was watching five minutes
Of "The view" this morning,
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And now I'm gluten-free,
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I canceled
All the kids' vaccinations,
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And I spent the rest
Of the morning doing kegels.
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Amber: follow me.
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Hey, amber.
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Isn't this your, uh --
Archnemesis, yes.
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Hi.
All: hi.
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We're gonna be upstairs
Hashing some things out.
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If you hear screaming,
It's just her.
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Uh, okay.
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Guys, we did not
Mean to scare you.
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I think it would
Make you feel much better
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If you knew
How to fight back.
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Marty!
Ooh, I didn't like
The sound of that "Marty."
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Larry, do you know
How to throw a punch?
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Oh, debbie,
I led an intergalactic armada
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Twice voted
"Scariest horde"
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By the academy
Of armadas and sciences.
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Maybe you haven't met
My two fists --
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Thunder and beverly.
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Watch out for beverly.
She's a real snake in the grass.
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All right, just get to it.
Now...
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Ooh-hoo!
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Ha!
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Jackie, can you translate
What I just saw?
Mm-hmm.
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See, larry bird is
Our supreme leader,
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But he leaves
The actual fighting
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To the lowly
Foot soldiers.
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Yes, I even have my own
Personal ninja squadron.
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Mm. Guess who's
His number-one ninja.
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Jackie, you're a ninja?
That is awesome!
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Show us
Some of your ninja moves.
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Marty!
Listen, I didn't like
The first "Marty."
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That one, I hate.
Oh, stop.
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You got a cushion.
All right, jackie,
Go ahead.
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Just take it easy.
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[ breathes deeply ]
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[ grunts ]
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[ exhales sharply ]
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[ groans ]
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Wow!
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Marty, hon,
Are you hurt?
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Just my pride. Oh!
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And my body. She got my body
Pretty good, too.
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My ninja.
Ninja, please.
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Debbie: I'll get some ice
For you, honey.
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Perhaps
We were overreacting.
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The world isn't
Such a scary place after all.
[ door opens ]
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Where's amber?
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[ both scream ]
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[ eerie music plays ]
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Nice room.
Thanks.
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Lot of
Pictures of reggie.
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Yes. Because
He's my boyfriend.
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So, what did you want to
Talk to me about?
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All the things
I'm gonna do to you
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If you don't
Leave us alone.
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Hey, gals.
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Just checking in.
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Amber,
Didn't know you were
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Bringing your nemesis over
For a hang.
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What's up?
What's up is that jane
Won't leave my boyfriend alone.
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'cause your breakup
Is inevitable.
243
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,665
There's no way
My soul mate ends up
244
00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:56,166
With a sad sack
Of black laundry.
245
00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:58,769
Ooh,
I did not like that.
Okay.
246
00:08:58,769 --> 00:09:01,111
She won't
Leave him alone
247
00:09:01,111 --> 00:09:04,675
And go back to the "Star trek"
Episode she came from,
248
00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,777
So I'm setting her straight
Once and for all.
249
00:09:06,777 --> 00:09:10,621
Well, I'll be downstairs
If you need me.
250
00:09:10,621 --> 00:09:14,084
And, jane, remember --
We're from bayonne.
251
00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:17,127
Muse on that.
Bayonne.
252
00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:19,930
Bayonne.
Marinade in that.
253
00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,032
We are from --
She gets it, mom.
We're from bayonne.
254
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,067
Bayonne.
255
00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,873
Bayonne sounds nice.
256
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,204
[ suspenseful music plays ]
257
00:09:34,204 --> 00:09:36,346
Dick: here's johnny!
258
00:09:36,346 --> 00:09:38,148
Reggie:
Come on, dick! Not now!
259
00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:41,852
All I wanted was for amber
To say that she loves me.
260
00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,153
What if they're fighting?
Or wrestling?
261
00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:45,155
Two girls getting sweaty.
262
00:09:45,155 --> 00:09:47,157
Now I'm getting sweaty.
263
00:09:47,157 --> 00:09:48,989
Dick, is it
Getting hot in here?
264
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,320
[ suspenseful music plays ]
Dick!
265
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,024
Amber's not even here!
Yeah, but I'm in the zone.
266
00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:56,196
At this point, I'm just
Doing this for myself.
267
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,799
[ deep voice ] Redrum.
268
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,972
Oh, thank you, honey.
Yeah.
269
00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:05,105
Parents, I believe
270
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,638
We got off
On the wrong foot earlier.
271
00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:09,980
You remember travis.
Hey, now!
272
00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,682
Max, you cannot be
A kid-iot.
273
00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,013
Before you
Make that call,
274
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,045
Let me tell you
About an american hero.
275
00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:18,889
Johnny knoxville
Has made millions of dollars
276
00:10:18,889 --> 00:10:21,221
Doing awesome stunts
On tv.
277
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,153
Tennessee even
Named a city after him.
278
00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:25,155
[ sighs ] What is he doing
In that school
279
00:10:25,155 --> 00:10:28,028
From 9:00 to 3:00
Every day?
I don't know.
280
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,259
Not convinced?
281
00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:31,161
Well, here's something
That might change your mind.
282
00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:34,204
Let me introduce you
To our newest kid-iot.
283
00:10:34,204 --> 00:10:36,036
You know your daughter,
Abby?
284
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,137
Mm-hmm.
285
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,709
She'll be helping us
In our next stunt,
286
00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:42,172
Which, might I remind you,
We've never rehearsed.
287
00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:45,115
Max, what's my
Motivation here?
288
00:10:45,115 --> 00:10:46,346
No!
No! Hey!
289
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,878
Give me the knives!
Give me the knives! Come on.
290
00:10:47,878 --> 00:10:50,150
Okay.
Oh, my god!
You are kid-iots.
291
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,083
Max, go to your room!
Travis, go home!
292
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,785
[ sadly ] Hey, now.
293
00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:57,157
Abby.
Just ashamed of you.
294
00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,430
Honestly, mom,
I'm ashamed of myself.
295
00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:02,793
No one in this house
Has the right amount of fear.
I know.
296
00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:04,264
You guys never
Let me do anything.
297
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,796
I might as well
Just go upstairs
298
00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:07,197
And live in
Larry's panic room.
299
00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:10,200
Did he say
Larry has a panic room?
300
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,902
Oh.
301
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,979
Larry, what is going on
In there?
302
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,781
Well, that's new.
303
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,252
[ sighs ]
Larry, open up the door!
304
00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:24,014
What's the password?
Password?
305
00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:26,156
Oh! Damn it! First try.
306
00:11:26,156 --> 00:11:28,789
Get in here.
[ lock clicks ]
307
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,261
[ radio chatter ]
[ sonar pinging ]
308
00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:38,268
Larry, we left you alone
For 10 minutes.
309
00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:41,431
How did you build all this?
Oh, for the hundredth time,
310
00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:43,974
We're a freaking
Superior species.
311
00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:46,136
I should be playing fetch
With you right now.
312
00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:49,109
Larry, this is not okay.
Look, I'll tell you
What's not okay.
313
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:52,112
This world is a terrifying place
Fraught with danger,
314
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,144
So we locked ourselves
In the only place we felt safe.
315
00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:56,887
The only place you feel safe
Is our bedroom?
316
00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:59,189
Whenever we think of safe,
Boring, and predictable,
317
00:11:59,189 --> 00:12:00,720
We think of your bedroom.
Especially right here.
318
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,722
Nothing exciting
Ever happens right here.
319
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,925
Why are we even friends
With these people?
320
00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:11,361
Larry, you cannot lock
Yourselves in our bedroom.
Can and will.
321
00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:13,033
And once I press
This button,
322
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,205
We'll be sealed in.
Larry, stop!
323
00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:17,267
Is that our remote?
Where did you find that?
324
00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:18,909
We've been stuck on the channel
Guide for, like, a month!
325
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:20,771
This has gotten totally
Out of control.
326
00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:23,173
Told you we should
Never have let them in.
But they knew the password.
327
00:12:23,173 --> 00:12:25,015
I told you that
"Password" was too easy!
328
00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:26,376
You should have gone
With "Password 1234."
329
00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:29,119
But now you've told them
The backup password!
330
00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:30,480
Can I even trust you?
331
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,283
Okay, that is it! Sit down!
We're having another talk.
332
00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:35,425
[ sighs ]
Give me that.
333
00:12:35,425 --> 00:12:37,757
Trying to scare her
Was a stupid idea.
334
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,260
Well, then this was a hell
Of a lot of work for nothing.
335
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,932
What is amber doing
Over there?
336
00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,364
Tonight, all I wanted
Was to hear that she loves me.
337
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,237
What's happening?
338
00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:50,440
Maybe she hasn't said anything
Because she doesn't feel it.
339
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,472
What if amber
Doesn't love me?
340
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,974
Stop it!
Look at yourself!
341
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,305
You look ridiculous!
342
00:12:55,305 --> 00:12:57,808
She's over there
Fighting for you right now.
343
00:12:57,808 --> 00:13:00,080
Of course she loves you.
You think so?
344
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,781
Why don't you ask her,
You dope?
345
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,115
You're a genius.
346
00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,256
I'm texting her now.
347
00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:08,989
I'm proud of you, brother.
Ow!
348
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,491
Sorry.
Finger knives.
349
00:13:15,565 --> 00:13:17,928
[ cellphone chimes ]
350
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,406
Amber, I don't
Wish you any ill will.
351
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,238
I just --
I truly don't understand
352
00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:30,140
Why you think what
You two have is so special.
353
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,283
Honestly, it kind of
Surprised me, too, jane.
354
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,414
It's sort of silly,
Really.
355
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,447
He was just
The geeky alien kid next door.
356
00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:39,349
You know that thing
Where you meet someone
357
00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,421
And everything they say
Is annoying
358
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,254
And then, suddenly,
It just isn't?
359
00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:45,495
I don't know.
360
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,597
I don't usually like
Opening myself up to people,
361
00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:50,861
But then I realized what reggie
And I have is worth it.
362
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,404
Plus,
There's the hair, so...
363
00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:58,568
That's really sweet,
Amber.
364
00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:00,941
I guess our story's
Pretty silly, too.
365
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,273
Like, you know that thing
When you're in the womb
366
00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:05,275
And everything
Is really lonely and scary,
367
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,078
But then, suddenly,
It just isn't
368
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:11,081
Because there's
Another heartbeat out there?
[ heart beating ]
369
00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:12,422
His heartbeat.
370
00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:15,385
I don't usually like
Opening myself up to anyone,
371
00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:16,927
But when you realize
Your heart beats
372
00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:18,428
And syncs
Up with another as one,
373
00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:20,560
It makes it all worth it.
374
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,463
Plus,
There's the hair, so...
375
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,401
Amber,
I am truly sorry.
376
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:33,443
But you should
Brace yourself,
377
00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:35,305
Because he winds up with me
In the end.
378
00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:39,249
Now, I'm gonna go finish
The movie with my soul mate,
379
00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:40,550
And you're welcome to join
If you'd like.
380
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:44,084
But honestly,
It won't matter.
381
00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:48,488
♪♪♪
382
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,891
Okay, look, guys.
Fear is real.
383
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,894
But you can't hide from it.
You have to face it head-on.
384
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,297
Like, sometimes I say
My fears out loud
385
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,069
So they seem less scary.
386
00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:00,430
Ooh! Let's try that.
387
00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:03,273
Let's say
What we're scared of.
388
00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:05,275
Marty.
Okay. Uh...S-spiders.
389
00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:07,437
Okay? Yeah. I'm afraid
Of spiders, and you know what?
390
00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:09,509
Now that I've said --
[ chuckling ]
391
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,412
Now that I've said it out loud,
I feel better, honey, so --
392
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,384
What?
Spiders?
393
00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:17,117
You big girly,
Girly, girly man
394
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,419
With your little girly bra --
Spiders?
Okay, see?
395
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,252
This isn't gonna work
'cause he --
Okay, larry.
396
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,494
I am scared
Of how the hell
397
00:15:24,494 --> 00:15:26,656
We can afford
Three kids in college,
398
00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:29,559
None of whom scream
"Scholarship potential."
399
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,261
Jackie,
What are you scared of?
400
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,563
Dryer sheets,
Getting stuck in the dryer,
401
00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:35,005
The lint collector
In the dryer.
402
00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:38,108
Anything
Not related to the dryer?
403
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,410
Well, um, I guess after
Everything we've learned today,
404
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:43,113
I worry about
All the things we don't know
405
00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:44,544
About what's outside
These walls.
406
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,078
I'm afraid
That reggie and dick
407
00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:49,949
Will forget
Where they came from.
408
00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:54,654
Also, the dryer.
409
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,187
I'm also scared of
Messing up my kids.
410
00:15:57,187 --> 00:16:00,190
Max thinks he's evel knievel
And amber is --
411
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,631
Losing her boyfriend.
412
00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:06,336
And it sucks.
413
00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:08,038
Marty, you take care
Of the aliens.
414
00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:09,339
I'll take care
Of the daughter.
415
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,703
[ sighs ]
416
00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:15,375
So?
Yeah, you know,
417
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,547
These wrap-up speeches
Are more of a debbie thing,
418
00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:19,549
So I'm just gonna --
Well,
What would she say?
419
00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:23,413
You got to take the good,
420
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,385
You take the bad,
421
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,358
You take them both,
And there you have...
422
00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:31,691
The facts of life.
423
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,163
The facts of life.
424
00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:34,994
Not bad.
425
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,167
Poignant. Succinct.
426
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,699
Strangely familiar.
Come, wife.
427
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,531
There's risk out there,
To be sure.
428
00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:43,533
But if I didn't
Take risks,
429
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:46,236
I never would have
Come to this planet.
430
00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,338
Nor let the weavers live.
Excuse me?
431
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,709
Oh, husband.
432
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,741
There's nothing we can't defeat
If we stick together,
433
00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,413
Especially
If I walk in front.
434
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,714
I'm the lookout,
Right?
435
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,716
Yes, dear.
436
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,389
You're the lookout.
437
00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:01,221
[ knock on door ]
438
00:17:04,054 --> 00:17:06,526
I can't
Compete with her, mom.
439
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,059
She and reggie, like,
Share a brain,
440
00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:11,531
And he and I
Share a zip code.
441
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,064
It's so stupid.
442
00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:17,137
Fighting for something you love
Is never stupid.
443
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,569
It is if you know
You're gonna lose.
444
00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:22,272
[ sighs ]
445
00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:24,274
Amber,
446
00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:26,416
When we had you,
We were just kids ourselves.
447
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,278
You were our firstborn,
448
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:30,750
And I've always been
So worried that
449
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,423
Because we were so scared
For you,
450
00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:36,386
We made you scared,
Too.
451
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,728
I mean, with your brother,
We have to stop him
452
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:42,092
From
Jumping off the roof.
453
00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:46,266
But sometimes when you are
Faced with a challenge,
454
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,098
You just give up.
455
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:50,800
You know, you put your hands
In your sleeves
456
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,303
And you
Say a sarcastic remark.
457
00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:55,605
Yeah, but they're
Quality sarcastic, right?
458
00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:59,309
Well,
It's safe and it's easy.
459
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,451
And my greatest fear
Is that
460
00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:04,154
We've taken
This perfect little baby
461
00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:07,487
And we've made her too scared
To put herself out there.
462
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:12,492
But today, you fought
For what you love.
463
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,494
You were so brave --
Oh, my god,
464
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,467
It's the proudest
I have ever been of you.
465
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,470
That really means a lot,
Mom.
466
00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:24,504
That wasn't sarcasm.
That's just the way I talk.
467
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,877
Go and get your man,
Honey.
468
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,539
[ enthusiastically ]
Okay, mom.
469
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:34,414
That was a little sarcastic.
Little bit.
470
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,715
[ door opens ]
471
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,418
[ ominous music plays ]
472
00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:43,553
Oh, thank goodness.
473
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:44,694
I was going to
Come look for you.
474
00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:46,226
Jane said
You weren't coming back.
475
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,199
Oh, I'm back.
She does not give up.
476
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,462
Did you get my text?
477
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,904
I did.
478
00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:56,706
[ heart beating ]
479
00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:59,539
Reggie, I...
480
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,542
[ heart beating rapidly ]
Yes?
481
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,551
[ heart beating slowly ]
482
00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:16,226
[ aidan hawking's
"Walking blind" plays ]
483
00:19:29,299 --> 00:19:31,501
Amber, what's wrong?
484
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:35,174
She wins.
485
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,706
I can't compete
With that.
486
00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,578
What are
You talking about?
487
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:43,683
I don't feel the same way
You do, reggie.
488
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,515
I want to break up.
489
00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:49,559
♪ don't give me your word ♪
490
00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:54,564
♪ give me
Something to hold onto ♪
491
00:19:54,564 --> 00:19:57,227
♪ I don't want to fight ♪
492
00:19:57,227 --> 00:19:58,698
We're getting very good
At this raising
493
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,700
Three children
And four aliens.
494
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,232
You should have seen
Amber tonight.
495
00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:03,573
You would
Have been so proud.
496
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:06,706
That girl
Is gonna be okay.
Hey, baby.
497
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,279
How did the battle for reggie
Go? Did you win the big fight?
498
00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:12,282
No. I threw it.
499
00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:14,284
♪ tearing your heart
Into pieces ♪
500
00:20:14,284 --> 00:20:19,989
♪ we don't have to know ♪
501
00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:23,453
♪ we don't
Have it all worked out ♪
502
00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:25,695
[ cellphone beeps ]
503
00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:28,558
♪ we can just keep walking ♪
504
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,633
[ clock ticking ]
505
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,306
[ gasps ]
506
00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:38,868
It's no use.
I can't sleep without him.
507
00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:40,710
Ever since
That mugger took him,
508
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,442
I haven't had
A wink of sleep.
509
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,444
Well,
Good news, husband.
510
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,348
Look who I found today.
[ gasps ] Oh!
511
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:52,352
Grimlock!
Oh, you found your way home!
512
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,953
Oh, I always knew
You would!
513
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,326
[ sniffs ] Wait.
514
00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:57,827
[ sniffs ]
You're not grimlock.
515
00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,429
No, not exactly, but --
516
00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:01,891
How dare you
Besmirch his noble memory
517
00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:04,564
With this cheap charade?
But --
518
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,736
[ thud ]
519
00:21:06,736 --> 00:21:08,738
Goodnight, wife.
520
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:15,004
Goodnight...Grimlock.
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