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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,033 --> 00:00:04,675 [ door opens, closes ] 2 00:00:04,675 --> 00:00:06,207 Hey, babe. 3 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,178 How was your day, Honey? 4 00:00:07,178 --> 00:00:09,040 Oh, It was crappy because -- 5 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,681 You work At a diaper company. 6 00:00:10,681 --> 00:00:13,044 Yep. Never gets old. It's my best joke. 7 00:00:13,044 --> 00:00:14,445 No argument from me. 8 00:00:14,445 --> 00:00:15,586 [ clattering ] 9 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,289 Max! What are you doing?! 10 00:00:18,289 --> 00:00:20,321 Oh, hey, guys! 11 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:21,792 Oh, uh, Quick favor, dad. 12 00:00:21,792 --> 00:00:24,555 Can I borrow your old Football helmet and a blowtorch? 13 00:00:24,555 --> 00:00:27,098 Should we say no now, 14 00:00:27,098 --> 00:00:28,559 Or you want to Drag it out a little bit? 15 00:00:28,559 --> 00:00:30,561 I mean, I'm curious. 16 00:00:30,561 --> 00:00:31,732 So, my friend travis And I 17 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,034 Started a daredevil group -- Like "Jackass," 18 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,136 But with little kids. 19 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,768 We're called The kid-iots! 20 00:00:37,768 --> 00:00:39,310 [ laughs ] That's... 21 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:41,442 Terrible, max. Terrible. 22 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,444 You know what, max? You're not using a blowtorch, 23 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:44,775 And you're not Becoming a kid-iot. 24 00:00:44,775 --> 00:00:46,777 Go be a normal kid. Play with your sister. 25 00:00:46,777 --> 00:00:48,319 This isn't fair! 26 00:00:48,319 --> 00:00:51,282 You guys are... Adult-iots. 27 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:55,326 Hello, weavers! 28 00:00:55,326 --> 00:00:57,288 The most interesting thing Just happened to us. 29 00:00:57,288 --> 00:00:59,330 Jackie: We were walking through A really bad part of town -- 30 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:00,561 Not a whole foods In sight -- 31 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,533 When a man approached us, Showed us his knife, 32 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:03,694 And asked for Our wallets and keys. 33 00:01:03,694 --> 00:01:06,237 Seemed like A pretty good trade to us. 34 00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:08,199 It was A heck of a knife. 35 00:01:08,199 --> 00:01:09,370 Shiny, pointy -- 36 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,642 The two hallmarks Of quality bladesmanship. 37 00:01:11,642 --> 00:01:12,803 But in All the excitement, 38 00:01:12,803 --> 00:01:14,505 He forgot to give us The knife in return. 39 00:01:14,505 --> 00:01:17,248 Uh, guys. You were mugged. 40 00:01:17,248 --> 00:01:19,110 What's "Mugged"? 41 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:21,282 Is that another christmas Tradition, like eggnog 42 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,184 Or being disappointed By a will smith movie? 43 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:26,557 No. No, you were victims Of a serious crime. 44 00:01:26,557 --> 00:01:28,389 [ both gasp ] 45 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,391 When he comes To drop off the knife, 46 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:32,123 We shall have words. Mm. 47 00:01:32,123 --> 00:01:36,127 ♪♪♪ 48 00:01:36,127 --> 00:01:39,770 ♪ we came from outer space And settled in new jersey ♪ 49 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:43,774 ♪ we took names like larry bird And jackie joyner-kersee ♪ 50 00:01:43,774 --> 00:01:45,736 ♪ then the humans Moved next door ♪ 51 00:01:45,736 --> 00:01:48,108 ♪ started testing All our limits ♪ 52 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,281 ♪ so sit right down, Enjoy the show ♪ 53 00:01:50,281 --> 00:01:53,484 ♪ we'll be done in 30 minutes ♪ 54 00:01:54,685 --> 00:01:57,188 I can't believe We were mugged. 55 00:01:57,188 --> 00:01:59,220 A strange man Just came up to us 56 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,252 And told us To put our hands in the air. 57 00:02:01,252 --> 00:02:02,253 And we did. 58 00:02:02,253 --> 00:02:04,255 We put our hands In the air. 59 00:02:04,255 --> 00:02:07,228 You know, we waved them Like we just didn't care, 60 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:08,499 As is your custom. 61 00:02:08,499 --> 00:02:10,261 The important thing Is that you're okay. 62 00:02:10,261 --> 00:02:11,602 Oh, do I look okay? 63 00:02:11,602 --> 00:02:14,605 Because I've lost my Irreplaceable troll key chain. 64 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:16,136 Oh, grimlock. 65 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,169 How will I sleep Without you by my side? 66 00:02:18,169 --> 00:02:19,840 Okay, well, we are gonna Have to work on this. 67 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,272 You know what? 68 00:02:21,272 --> 00:02:24,144 We are going to have A safety-training seminar. 69 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,146 No, You don't understand. 70 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,479 Grimlock was the light Of my life -- literally. 71 00:02:28,479 --> 00:02:31,452 You pressed his head, And his body lit up. 72 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,784 [ sighs ] Tonight's the night, dick. 73 00:02:33,784 --> 00:02:35,226 It's finally Gonna happen. 74 00:02:35,226 --> 00:02:36,557 Someone On "America's got talent" 75 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,589 Is actually gonna Have talent? 76 00:02:38,589 --> 00:02:41,161 No. Better. Amber's gonna Tell me that she loves me. 77 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,833 Not sure I buy it, But I'm listening. 78 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:45,165 Amber and I have been dating For over six months, 79 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,897 And I know She loves me. 80 00:02:46,897 --> 00:02:48,239 But every time I say "I love you," 81 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:49,740 She either Says "Thank you" 82 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:52,303 Or "I understand" Or "I'm hungry." 83 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:53,444 I've said it before, Brother. 84 00:02:53,444 --> 00:02:55,606 It's about time You signed up for jdate. 85 00:02:55,606 --> 00:02:57,278 I've devised a plan. 86 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,310 After some research, I've learned that 87 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:02,253 Humans express emotion More freely after a scare. 88 00:03:02,253 --> 00:03:03,714 So we'll watch A horror movie, 89 00:03:03,714 --> 00:03:05,556 And amber will tell me She loves me. 90 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:08,559 Once, amber jumped After seeing a spider. 91 00:03:08,559 --> 00:03:11,191 I know she was on the verge Of saying "I love you." 92 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,524 But instead, she said, "Reggie, stop screaming. 93 00:03:13,524 --> 00:03:15,226 I'll kill it." I'm just saying, 94 00:03:15,226 --> 00:03:17,528 There are thousands Of nice jewish girls out there 95 00:03:17,528 --> 00:03:19,800 Who want to throw Mommy and daddy for a loop. 96 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,972 I just hope that The movie's scary enou-- 97 00:03:21,972 --> 00:03:23,974 Ah! Fine. We'll do it your way. 98 00:03:23,974 --> 00:03:25,806 If you need help Scaring amber into loving you, 99 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,338 I'm your man. 100 00:03:27,338 --> 00:03:28,679 No, that's not What I meant. 101 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:30,281 I -- Hey. 102 00:03:30,281 --> 00:03:32,212 Ready to snuggle And watch people die? 103 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:35,686 Thanks again For renting "The shining." 104 00:03:35,686 --> 00:03:37,518 I went to Four abandoned blockbusters 105 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,851 And got my hand stuck in A redbox machine for two hours, 106 00:03:40,851 --> 00:03:43,354 But my baby gets What my baby wants. 107 00:03:43,354 --> 00:03:46,997 This is nice. Just us, no jane. 108 00:03:46,997 --> 00:03:49,530 Are you sure the movie's Not too scary for you? 109 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,502 After what I saw In that third blockbuster, 110 00:03:51,502 --> 00:03:53,364 Nothing can scare me. [ ominous music plays ] 111 00:03:53,364 --> 00:03:54,565 [ gasps ] Oh! 112 00:03:54,565 --> 00:03:57,638 Just the dvd menu. It's not even the movie yet. 113 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,410 Right. [ screams ] 114 00:03:59,410 --> 00:04:01,642 Dick. What are you doing? 115 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,715 Giving the performance Of a lifetime. 116 00:04:04,715 --> 00:04:06,347 [ thunder crashes ] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 117 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,449 Just a low-pressure system Meeting a high-pressure system. 118 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,451 [ door rattling ] 119 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,254 Okay, That was weird. 120 00:04:15,025 --> 00:04:16,327 Dick, How are you doing this? 121 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:18,489 It's not me. I'm sitting right here. 122 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,836 [ screams ] [ dick gasps ] 123 00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:27,968 Rice krispie treats, Anyone? 124 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,641 Jane. It's you. 125 00:04:30,641 --> 00:04:32,443 Oh, jane. It's you. 126 00:04:32,443 --> 00:04:34,445 Hey, guys, I felt this strange energy 127 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:35,946 That reggie was Uneasy about something, 128 00:04:35,946 --> 00:04:37,808 And now I know what it is -- Hey, amber. 129 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:39,650 Looks like you guys Are having date night. 130 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:41,982 Mind if I join you? Sure, 'cause That makes sense. 131 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,654 Date night with a girl, Her boyfriend, 132 00:04:43,654 --> 00:04:44,985 And her boyfriend's Soul mate -- 133 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,917 The e.T. Who won't go home. [ scoffs ] 134 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:50,060 Amber, another pop-culture Reference. Delightful! 135 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,492 [ thunder rumbles ] Okay. 136 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,324 You know what, jane? You and I have been doing 137 00:04:53,324 --> 00:04:55,496 This little dance for awhile Now, but it ends tonight. 138 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,598 We're having girl talk. My house -- now. 139 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,930 Are you sure That's a good idea? Absolutely. 140 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:03,504 We'll be back soon. Or at least one of us will. 141 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:07,538 You don't get this kind of drama With a nice jewish girl. 142 00:05:07,538 --> 00:05:08,639 [ thunder crashes ] 143 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:10,481 Okay, clearly, We have not done a great job 144 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:12,312 Explaining The dangers of this planet, 145 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,615 So we're gonna have a little Safety chat -- basic stuff. 146 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,317 Right, so, just to get a feel For where you guys are at, 147 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,320 What is the last thing you do Before you head up to bed? 148 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,323 Oh, marty, you're asking "Wheel of fortune" questions 149 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,525 To "Jeopardy!" people. 150 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,657 Like everybody else on earth, We set the dvr 151 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:29,400 To record "Last call with carson daly." Mm-hmm. 152 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,902 Sorry, we were looking For "Lock your doors" 153 00:05:31,902 --> 00:05:34,104 Or "Lock your windows" Or "Lock anything." 154 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:35,966 But we live in a safe, Gated community 155 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:38,569 Surrounded by good, Decent alien invaders. 156 00:05:38,569 --> 00:05:41,372 Well, sure, jackie, but the Gates can't keep everyone out. 157 00:05:41,372 --> 00:05:42,743 Like, let's say 158 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,115 You're a former gymnast Who tears her acl 159 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:47,478 And you become Hooked on pain-killers. 160 00:05:47,478 --> 00:05:49,680 Next thing you know, you're Selling my day bed for oxy. 161 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:51,922 I'm so sorry. 162 00:05:51,922 --> 00:05:54,024 I've been watching A lot of "Intervention" lately. 163 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:55,556 Listen, I don't think You realize 164 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,087 How dangerous it is Out there, guys. 165 00:05:57,087 --> 00:05:59,860 I mean, we haven't even Discussed pickpockets, 166 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,534 Kidnappers, dognappers, Con artists, global warming, 167 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:05,035 Swine flu -- Enough. 168 00:06:05,035 --> 00:06:06,997 Weavers, you may choose to Live in fear, but we do not. 169 00:06:06,997 --> 00:06:08,999 We're leaving this house Right now confidently 170 00:06:08,999 --> 00:06:11,371 With our heads held high. Yes. We're not Scared of anything. 171 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,875 Try as you might, we shall Not be frightened by you people. 172 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,376 Oh, my god! Look out! Larry bird! 173 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,378 In we go. 174 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,051 Okay. Seems like we're Scared of everything now. 175 00:06:21,051 --> 00:06:23,013 Except for global warming. That sounds made up. 176 00:06:27,818 --> 00:06:29,159 Jackie: 'cause I am scared Of everything right now! Larry: oh! Oh, my god! 177 00:06:29,159 --> 00:06:30,661 Guys! You're overreacting! 178 00:06:30,661 --> 00:06:33,123 Well, of course we are. It's kind of our thing. 179 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:35,125 I was watching five minutes Of "The view" this morning, 180 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,396 And now I'm gluten-free, 181 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,828 I canceled All the kids' vaccinations, 182 00:06:37,828 --> 00:06:39,530 And I spent the rest Of the morning doing kegels. 183 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,031 Amber: follow me. 184 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:42,132 Hey, amber. 185 00:06:42,132 --> 00:06:44,074 Isn't this your, uh -- Archnemesis, yes. 186 00:06:44,074 --> 00:06:46,477 Hi. All: hi. 187 00:06:46,477 --> 00:06:48,138 We're gonna be upstairs Hashing some things out. 188 00:06:48,138 --> 00:06:51,041 If you hear screaming, It's just her. 189 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:52,182 Uh, okay. 190 00:06:52,182 --> 00:06:54,945 Guys, we did not Mean to scare you. 191 00:06:54,945 --> 00:06:56,947 I think it would Make you feel much better 192 00:06:56,947 --> 00:06:58,519 If you knew How to fight back. 193 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,151 Marty! Ooh, I didn't like The sound of that "Marty." 194 00:07:01,151 --> 00:07:03,724 Larry, do you know How to throw a punch? 195 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:06,727 Oh, debbie, I led an intergalactic armada 196 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,729 Twice voted "Scariest horde" 197 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,701 By the academy Of armadas and sciences. 198 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:13,504 Maybe you haven't met My two fists -- 199 00:07:13,504 --> 00:07:15,666 Thunder and beverly. 200 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:18,438 Watch out for beverly. She's a real snake in the grass. 201 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,439 All right, just get to it. Now... 202 00:07:23,173 --> 00:07:25,075 Ooh-hoo! 203 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,678 Ha! 204 00:07:27,678 --> 00:07:31,552 Jackie, can you translate What I just saw? Mm-hmm. 205 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,554 See, larry bird is Our supreme leader, 206 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,725 But he leaves The actual fighting 207 00:07:34,725 --> 00:07:36,126 To the lowly Foot soldiers. 208 00:07:36,126 --> 00:07:38,989 Yes, I even have my own Personal ninja squadron. 209 00:07:38,989 --> 00:07:40,631 Mm. Guess who's His number-one ninja. 210 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:44,635 Jackie, you're a ninja? That is awesome! 211 00:07:44,635 --> 00:07:46,837 Show us Some of your ninja moves. 212 00:07:46,837 --> 00:07:48,969 Marty! Listen, I didn't like The first "Marty." 213 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,701 That one, I hate. Oh, stop. 214 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:53,173 You got a cushion. All right, jackie, Go ahead. 215 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,545 Just take it easy. 216 00:07:54,545 --> 00:07:56,006 [ breathes deeply ] 217 00:07:56,947 --> 00:07:59,209 [ grunts ] 218 00:07:59,209 --> 00:08:01,512 [ exhales sharply ] 219 00:08:01,512 --> 00:08:02,713 [ groans ] 220 00:08:02,713 --> 00:08:03,914 Wow! 221 00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:05,255 Marty, hon, Are you hurt? 222 00:08:05,255 --> 00:08:07,788 Just my pride. Oh! 223 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,520 And my body. She got my body Pretty good, too. 224 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,862 My ninja. Ninja, please. 225 00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:13,864 Debbie: I'll get some ice For you, honey. 226 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:16,026 Perhaps We were overreacting. 227 00:08:16,026 --> 00:08:18,799 The world isn't Such a scary place after all. [ door opens ] 228 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,130 Where's amber? 229 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:21,532 [ both scream ] 230 00:08:21,532 --> 00:08:23,534 [ eerie music plays ] 231 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:29,239 Nice room. Thanks. 232 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:30,781 Lot of Pictures of reggie. 233 00:08:30,781 --> 00:08:33,814 Yes. Because He's my boyfriend. 234 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:36,086 So, what did you want to Talk to me about? 235 00:08:36,086 --> 00:08:38,088 All the things I'm gonna do to you 236 00:08:38,088 --> 00:08:39,790 If you don't Leave us alone. 237 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:42,953 Hey, gals. 238 00:08:42,953 --> 00:08:44,955 Just checking in. 239 00:08:44,955 --> 00:08:46,256 Amber, Didn't know you were 240 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:48,098 Bringing your nemesis over For a hang. 241 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:51,862 What's up? What's up is that jane Won't leave my boyfriend alone. 242 00:08:51,862 --> 00:08:53,033 'cause your breakup Is inevitable. 243 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,665 There's no way My soul mate ends up 244 00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:56,166 With a sad sack Of black laundry. 245 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:58,769 Ooh, I did not like that. Okay. 246 00:08:58,769 --> 00:09:01,111 She won't Leave him alone 247 00:09:01,111 --> 00:09:04,675 And go back to the "Star trek" Episode she came from, 248 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,777 So I'm setting her straight Once and for all. 249 00:09:06,777 --> 00:09:10,621 Well, I'll be downstairs If you need me. 250 00:09:10,621 --> 00:09:14,084 And, jane, remember -- We're from bayonne. 251 00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:17,127 Muse on that. Bayonne. 252 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:19,930 Bayonne. Marinade in that. 253 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,032 We are from -- She gets it, mom. We're from bayonne. 254 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,067 Bayonne. 255 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,873 Bayonne sounds nice. 256 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,204 [ suspenseful music plays ] 257 00:09:34,204 --> 00:09:36,346 Dick: here's johnny! 258 00:09:36,346 --> 00:09:38,148 Reggie: Come on, dick! Not now! 259 00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:41,852 All I wanted was for amber To say that she loves me. 260 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,153 What if they're fighting? Or wrestling? 261 00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:45,155 Two girls getting sweaty. 262 00:09:45,155 --> 00:09:47,157 Now I'm getting sweaty. 263 00:09:47,157 --> 00:09:48,989 Dick, is it Getting hot in here? 264 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,320 [ suspenseful music plays ] Dick! 265 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,024 Amber's not even here! Yeah, but I'm in the zone. 266 00:09:54,024 --> 00:09:56,196 At this point, I'm just Doing this for myself. 267 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,799 [ deep voice ] Redrum. 268 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,972 Oh, thank you, honey. Yeah. 269 00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:05,105 Parents, I believe 270 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,638 We got off On the wrong foot earlier. 271 00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:09,980 You remember travis. Hey, now! 272 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,682 Max, you cannot be A kid-iot. 273 00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,013 Before you Make that call, 274 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,045 Let me tell you About an american hero. 275 00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:18,889 Johnny knoxville Has made millions of dollars 276 00:10:18,889 --> 00:10:21,221 Doing awesome stunts On tv. 277 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,153 Tennessee even Named a city after him. 278 00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:25,155 [ sighs ] What is he doing In that school 279 00:10:25,155 --> 00:10:28,028 From 9:00 to 3:00 Every day? I don't know. 280 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,259 Not convinced? 281 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:31,161 Well, here's something That might change your mind. 282 00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:34,204 Let me introduce you To our newest kid-iot. 283 00:10:34,204 --> 00:10:36,036 You know your daughter, Abby? 284 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,137 Mm-hmm. 285 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,709 She'll be helping us In our next stunt, 286 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:42,172 Which, might I remind you, We've never rehearsed. 287 00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:45,115 Max, what's my Motivation here? 288 00:10:45,115 --> 00:10:46,346 No! No! Hey! 289 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,878 Give me the knives! Give me the knives! Come on. 290 00:10:47,878 --> 00:10:50,150 Okay. Oh, my god! You are kid-iots. 291 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,083 Max, go to your room! Travis, go home! 292 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,785 [ sadly ] Hey, now. 293 00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:57,157 Abby. Just ashamed of you. 294 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,430 Honestly, mom, I'm ashamed of myself. 295 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:02,793 No one in this house Has the right amount of fear. I know. 296 00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:04,264 You guys never Let me do anything. 297 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,796 I might as well Just go upstairs 298 00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:07,197 And live in Larry's panic room. 299 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:10,200 Did he say Larry has a panic room? 300 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,902 Oh. 301 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,979 Larry, what is going on In there? 302 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,781 Well, that's new. 303 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,252 [ sighs ] Larry, open up the door! 304 00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:24,014 What's the password? Password? 305 00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:26,156 Oh! Damn it! First try. 306 00:11:26,156 --> 00:11:28,789 Get in here. [ lock clicks ] 307 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,261 [ radio chatter ] [ sonar pinging ] 308 00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:38,268 Larry, we left you alone For 10 minutes. 309 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:41,431 How did you build all this? Oh, for the hundredth time, 310 00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:43,974 We're a freaking Superior species. 311 00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:46,136 I should be playing fetch With you right now. 312 00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:49,109 Larry, this is not okay. Look, I'll tell you What's not okay. 313 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:52,112 This world is a terrifying place Fraught with danger, 314 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,144 So we locked ourselves In the only place we felt safe. 315 00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:56,887 The only place you feel safe Is our bedroom? 316 00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:59,189 Whenever we think of safe, Boring, and predictable, 317 00:11:59,189 --> 00:12:00,720 We think of your bedroom. Especially right here. 318 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,722 Nothing exciting Ever happens right here. 319 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,925 Why are we even friends With these people? 320 00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:11,361 Larry, you cannot lock Yourselves in our bedroom. Can and will. 321 00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:13,033 And once I press This button, 322 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,205 We'll be sealed in. Larry, stop! 323 00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:17,267 Is that our remote? Where did you find that? 324 00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:18,909 We've been stuck on the channel Guide for, like, a month! 325 00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:20,771 This has gotten totally Out of control. 326 00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:23,173 Told you we should Never have let them in. But they knew the password. 327 00:12:23,173 --> 00:12:25,015 I told you that "Password" was too easy! 328 00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:26,376 You should have gone With "Password 1234." 329 00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:29,119 But now you've told them The backup password! 330 00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:30,480 Can I even trust you? 331 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,283 Okay, that is it! Sit down! We're having another talk. 332 00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:35,425 [ sighs ] Give me that. 333 00:12:35,425 --> 00:12:37,757 Trying to scare her Was a stupid idea. 334 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,260 Well, then this was a hell Of a lot of work for nothing. 335 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,932 What is amber doing Over there? 336 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,364 Tonight, all I wanted Was to hear that she loves me. 337 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,237 What's happening? 338 00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:50,440 Maybe she hasn't said anything Because she doesn't feel it. 339 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,472 What if amber Doesn't love me? 340 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,974 Stop it! Look at yourself! 341 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,305 You look ridiculous! 342 00:12:55,305 --> 00:12:57,808 She's over there Fighting for you right now. 343 00:12:57,808 --> 00:13:00,080 Of course she loves you. You think so? 344 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,781 Why don't you ask her, You dope? 345 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,115 You're a genius. 346 00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,256 I'm texting her now. 347 00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:08,989 I'm proud of you, brother. Ow! 348 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,491 Sorry. Finger knives. 349 00:13:15,565 --> 00:13:17,928 [ cellphone chimes ] 350 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,406 Amber, I don't Wish you any ill will. 351 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,238 I just -- I truly don't understand 352 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:30,140 Why you think what You two have is so special. 353 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,283 Honestly, it kind of Surprised me, too, jane. 354 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,414 It's sort of silly, Really. 355 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,447 He was just The geeky alien kid next door. 356 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:39,349 You know that thing Where you meet someone 357 00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,421 And everything they say Is annoying 358 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,254 And then, suddenly, It just isn't? 359 00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:45,495 I don't know. 360 00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,597 I don't usually like Opening myself up to people, 361 00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:50,861 But then I realized what reggie And I have is worth it. 362 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,404 Plus, There's the hair, so... 363 00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:58,568 That's really sweet, Amber. 364 00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:00,941 I guess our story's Pretty silly, too. 365 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,273 Like, you know that thing When you're in the womb 366 00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:05,275 And everything Is really lonely and scary, 367 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,078 But then, suddenly, It just isn't 368 00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:11,081 Because there's Another heartbeat out there? [ heart beating ] 369 00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:12,422 His heartbeat. 370 00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:15,385 I don't usually like Opening myself up to anyone, 371 00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:16,927 But when you realize Your heart beats 372 00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:18,428 And syncs Up with another as one, 373 00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:20,560 It makes it all worth it. 374 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,463 Plus, There's the hair, so... 375 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,401 Amber, I am truly sorry. 376 00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:33,443 But you should Brace yourself, 377 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:35,305 Because he winds up with me In the end. 378 00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:39,249 Now, I'm gonna go finish The movie with my soul mate, 379 00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:40,550 And you're welcome to join If you'd like. 380 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:44,084 But honestly, It won't matter. 381 00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:48,488 ♪♪♪ 382 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,891 Okay, look, guys. Fear is real. 383 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,894 But you can't hide from it. You have to face it head-on. 384 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,297 Like, sometimes I say My fears out loud 385 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,069 So they seem less scary. 386 00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:00,430 Ooh! Let's try that. 387 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:03,273 Let's say What we're scared of. 388 00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:05,275 Marty. Okay. Uh...S-spiders. 389 00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:07,437 Okay? Yeah. I'm afraid Of spiders, and you know what? 390 00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:09,509 Now that I've said -- [ chuckling ] 391 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,412 Now that I've said it out loud, I feel better, honey, so -- 392 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,384 What? Spiders? 393 00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:17,117 You big girly, Girly, girly man 394 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,419 With your little girly bra -- Spiders? Okay, see? 395 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,252 This isn't gonna work 'cause he -- Okay, larry. 396 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,494 I am scared Of how the hell 397 00:15:24,494 --> 00:15:26,656 We can afford Three kids in college, 398 00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:29,559 None of whom scream "Scholarship potential." 399 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,261 Jackie, What are you scared of? 400 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,563 Dryer sheets, Getting stuck in the dryer, 401 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:35,005 The lint collector In the dryer. 402 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:38,108 Anything Not related to the dryer? 403 00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,410 Well, um, I guess after Everything we've learned today, 404 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:43,113 I worry about All the things we don't know 405 00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:44,544 About what's outside These walls. 406 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,078 I'm afraid That reggie and dick 407 00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:49,949 Will forget Where they came from. 408 00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:54,654 Also, the dryer. 409 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,187 I'm also scared of Messing up my kids. 410 00:15:57,187 --> 00:16:00,190 Max thinks he's evel knievel And amber is -- 411 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,631 Losing her boyfriend. 412 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:06,336 And it sucks. 413 00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:08,038 Marty, you take care Of the aliens. 414 00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:09,339 I'll take care Of the daughter. 415 00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,703 [ sighs ] 416 00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:15,375 So? Yeah, you know, 417 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,547 These wrap-up speeches Are more of a debbie thing, 418 00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:19,549 So I'm just gonna -- Well, What would she say? 419 00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:23,413 You got to take the good, 420 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,385 You take the bad, 421 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,358 You take them both, And there you have... 422 00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:31,691 The facts of life. 423 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,163 The facts of life. 424 00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:34,994 Not bad. 425 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,167 Poignant. Succinct. 426 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,699 Strangely familiar. Come, wife. 427 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,531 There's risk out there, To be sure. 428 00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:43,533 But if I didn't Take risks, 429 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:46,236 I never would have Come to this planet. 430 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,338 Nor let the weavers live. Excuse me? 431 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,709 Oh, husband. 432 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,741 There's nothing we can't defeat If we stick together, 433 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,413 Especially If I walk in front. 434 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,714 I'm the lookout, Right? 435 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,716 Yes, dear. 436 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,389 You're the lookout. 437 00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:01,221 [ knock on door ] 438 00:17:04,054 --> 00:17:06,526 I can't Compete with her, mom. 439 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,059 She and reggie, like, Share a brain, 440 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:11,531 And he and I Share a zip code. 441 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,064 It's so stupid. 442 00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:17,137 Fighting for something you love Is never stupid. 443 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,569 It is if you know You're gonna lose. 444 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:22,272 [ sighs ] 445 00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:24,274 Amber, 446 00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:26,416 When we had you, We were just kids ourselves. 447 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,278 You were our firstborn, 448 00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:30,750 And I've always been So worried that 449 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,423 Because we were so scared For you, 450 00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:36,386 We made you scared, Too. 451 00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,728 I mean, with your brother, We have to stop him 452 00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:42,092 From Jumping off the roof. 453 00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:46,266 But sometimes when you are Faced with a challenge, 454 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,098 You just give up. 455 00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:50,800 You know, you put your hands In your sleeves 456 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,303 And you Say a sarcastic remark. 457 00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:55,605 Yeah, but they're Quality sarcastic, right? 458 00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:59,309 Well, It's safe and it's easy. 459 00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,451 And my greatest fear Is that 460 00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:04,154 We've taken This perfect little baby 461 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:07,487 And we've made her too scared To put herself out there. 462 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:12,492 But today, you fought For what you love. 463 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,494 You were so brave -- Oh, my god, 464 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,467 It's the proudest I have ever been of you. 465 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,470 That really means a lot, Mom. 466 00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:24,504 That wasn't sarcasm. That's just the way I talk. 467 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,877 Go and get your man, Honey. 468 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,539 [ enthusiastically ] Okay, mom. 469 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:34,414 That was a little sarcastic. Little bit. 470 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,715 [ door opens ] 471 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,418 [ ominous music plays ] 472 00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:43,553 Oh, thank goodness. 473 00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:44,694 I was going to Come look for you. 474 00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:46,226 Jane said You weren't coming back. 475 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,199 Oh, I'm back. She does not give up. 476 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,462 Did you get my text? 477 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,904 I did. 478 00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:56,706 [ heart beating ] 479 00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:59,539 Reggie, I... 480 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,542 [ heart beating rapidly ] Yes? 481 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,551 [ heart beating slowly ] 482 00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:16,226 [ aidan hawking's "Walking blind" plays ] 483 00:19:29,299 --> 00:19:31,501 Amber, what's wrong? 484 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:35,174 She wins. 485 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,706 I can't compete With that. 486 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,578 What are You talking about? 487 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:43,683 I don't feel the same way You do, reggie. 488 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,515 I want to break up. 489 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:49,559 ♪ don't give me your word ♪ 490 00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:54,564 ♪ give me Something to hold onto ♪ 491 00:19:54,564 --> 00:19:57,227 ♪ I don't want to fight ♪ 492 00:19:57,227 --> 00:19:58,698 We're getting very good At this raising 493 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,700 Three children And four aliens. 494 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,232 You should have seen Amber tonight. 495 00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:03,573 You would Have been so proud. 496 00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:06,706 That girl Is gonna be okay. Hey, baby. 497 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,279 How did the battle for reggie Go? Did you win the big fight? 498 00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:12,282 No. I threw it. 499 00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:14,284 ♪ tearing your heart Into pieces ♪ 500 00:20:14,284 --> 00:20:19,989 ♪ we don't have to know ♪ 501 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:23,453 ♪ we don't Have it all worked out ♪ 502 00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:25,695 [ cellphone beeps ] 503 00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:28,558 ♪ we can just keep walking ♪ 504 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,633 [ clock ticking ] 505 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,306 [ gasps ] 506 00:20:36,306 --> 00:20:38,868 It's no use. I can't sleep without him. 507 00:20:38,868 --> 00:20:40,710 Ever since That mugger took him, 508 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,442 I haven't had A wink of sleep. 509 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,444 Well, Good news, husband. 510 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,348 Look who I found today. [ gasps ] Oh! 511 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:52,352 Grimlock! Oh, you found your way home! 512 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,953 Oh, I always knew You would! 513 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,326 [ sniffs ] Wait. 514 00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:57,827 [ sniffs ] You're not grimlock. 515 00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,429 No, not exactly, but -- 516 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:01,891 How dare you Besmirch his noble memory 517 00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:04,564 With this cheap charade? But -- 518 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,736 [ thud ] 519 00:21:06,736 --> 00:21:08,738 Goodnight, wife. 520 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:15,004 Goodnight...Grimlock. 38657

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