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Oh, listen to this one.
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"Dear debbie, even though
The 'shark tank' sharks
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"Did not invest
In your product,
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"I'm so glad you're going
To business school.
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You've inspired me
And moms everywhere."
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That is so sweet.
That's fantastic, honey.
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Who would have thought
You would get so much fan mail
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From a reality show?!
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My wife is famous!
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All of a sudden,
I'm kevin federline!
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Marty:
Or like portia de rossi!
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Oh, good!
You're opening mail, too.
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We just found out
We've been personally selected
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To receive 20% off
At bed bath & beyond.
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Little old us.
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What's all this?
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This is fan mail
From the "Shark tank" people.
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They're all for
My business-school girl.
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Ooh,
And then there's this.
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Oh, that's alarming.
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[ gasps ]
Creepy debbie pillow.
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We're gonna have to bag
On "Grease" this friday night
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'cause I have to study
For a test.
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I think I said
That exact same sentence
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25 years ago.
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Wait, what?
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We've been watching
"Grease" the movie
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To prepare
For "Grease" the play.
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Those 30-year-old teenagers
Have really won our hearts.
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We're sorry, guys.
I know you don't have
Any other friends to go with.
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What?!
What are you talking about?
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Of course we have friends.
That's just ludicrous.
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That's just --
Honey, say something.
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We are
Incredibly popular.
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We do not sit around
At night
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Thinking
About the weavers...
No.
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...Or if we should call
The weavers...
No.
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...Or dress like
The weavers...
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No.
...And act out what we think
The weavers would do
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In any given situation.
[ scoffs ]
No.
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Guys, we're really sorry,
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But if I don't pass
The gmat on saturday,
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I'm gonna miss
The business-school deadline,
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And I'd have to wait
Another six months to apply.
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And last time
I took a math test
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Was...Oh, god.
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I'm not even good enough
At math
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To figure out the last time
I took a math test.
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Well, I guarantee
You're gonna pass that test.
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You want to know why?
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Because I'm gonna
Take care of things
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On the home front
While you study.
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And on top of that,
I got you a math tutor!
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Oh! Ooh!
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You got me dick in a box?
Dick in a box.
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Lights...
Camera...Fractions!
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Math joke.
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Hilarious.
[ laughs ]
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♪♪♪
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♪ we came from outer space
And settled in new jersey ♪
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♪ we took names like larry bird
And jackie joyner-kersee ♪
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♪ then the humans
Moved next door ♪
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♪ started testing
All our limits ♪
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♪ so sit right down,
Enjoy the show ♪
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♪ we'll be done in 30 minutes ♪
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[ beeping ]
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Family room
Is now reserved.
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We're all set
To watch the game tomorrow.
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Awesome.
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What do you think
About maybe inviting
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Some people
To join us tomorrow?
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What people?
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We don't have people.
You mean, like, people people?
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You know, the thing is,
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I've had so many
Amazing experiences on earth,
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But there's one thing
I've never had.
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I want the experience
Of being popular,
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Of having friends,
A crew.
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Reggie,
Popularity is overrated.
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What's happening?
[ doorbell rings ]
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Do you remember the alien who
Traveled across time and space
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To claim me
As her soul mate?
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She's here? Oh, hell, no.
I've got this.
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Hi, amber.
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Hi, reggie, my love.
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What are you
Doing here, jane?
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Reggie said he wasn't interested
And told you to leave.
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He did. And I did.
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And I ended up
In new york city
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Where I learned
Two very important human laws.
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One -- if you stand
On a street corner,
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You'll become the property
Of a man named taco
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Who will make you dance
In tall plastic heels.
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That's not a human law.
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What? Taco...
[ chuckles ]
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And two -- if you hail a cab
And you hesitate,
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Someone's gonna steal it.
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So, amber, I am back
To fight for my cab.
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Hey. This cab is taken.
Damn right!
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I'm warm inside this cab,
The meter is running,
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And it's taking me
All the way home.
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Jane,
I'm glad you're safe
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And that you got
Some dance training,
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But my soul mate is a beautiful,
Moody brunette.
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This is what I want.
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And to punctuate that,
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I'll politely say,
"Good day to you, m'lady,"
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And dramatically slam the door
In your face.
If you must.
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Good day to you, m'lady!
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Watch your fingers.
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[ door slams ]
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[ sighs ]
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Well, that's the last
We'll see of her.
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♪ unh ♪
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♪ aah ♪
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Man: come on!
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♪ unh ♪
Ha!
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Whoo! Whoo!
♪ let's shake it, shake it ♪
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♪ unh ♪
Ha!
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Go, girl!
♪ ahh ♪
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Come on, guys!
♪ unh ♪
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Whoo!
♪ shake it, shake it ♪
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Taxi.
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What happened to you?
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Well, you said
You like brunettes,
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So I'm a brunette now.
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Oh, and, fyi, this cab just got
Her airbags upgraded.
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What are you doing here,
Jane?
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I'm a student here now.
Go peckers!
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See you in class.
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S'up, playa?
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S'up!
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I don't believe this.
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I know.
Logan "S'up, playa'd" me.
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Larry:
Zabvronians...
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We know you all
Think of yourselves
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As our best friends.
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[ agreeable murmuring ]
Well, you're not.
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The weavers
Are our besties,
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But slots three and four
Are open.
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[ all gasp ]
Here's your chance
To get close to the couple
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That bed bath & beyond calls
"Valued neighbor."
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[ woman gasps ]
Now, the winning prize
Is two tickets
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To the hottest show in town --
"Grease."
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[ all gasping, murmuring ]
Now showing at the hidden hills
Dinner theater.
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The winners will be chosen
Based upon
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Your witty
Dinner-party-style banter.
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Who's playing danny?
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Some dentist.
I hear he's very good.
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[ excited murmuring ]
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♪♪♪
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So, you're stuck
On a deserted island.
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What would you bring?
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A spaceship
To get off the island.
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No. The point is to reveal
Something about yourself.
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Like,
"I would bring 625 books
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Or the director's cut
Of 'almost famous.'"
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Oh, got it.
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I'd just bring
A spaceship.
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Next!
A spaceship.
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A spaceship.
A spaceship.
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Next. Next. Next!
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The director's cut
Of "Almost famous."
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[ gasps ]
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I cheated.
I'd really bring a spaceship.
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I hate you. Next.
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Less than a minute left
On your practice exam.
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I know, dick. Shh.
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Max, eat your peas.
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Did you know peas
Are really high in sugar?
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They barely count
As a vegetable.
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Veggies turn you into a big,
Strong, hairy man.
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And that'll do it for me,
Folks.
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Guys, please,
I'm almost out of --
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Time.
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[ sighs ]
I can't look.
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You need at least a 400
To pass
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In writing, reasoning,
Verbal, and math.
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You got a 100, a 120,
A 55, and an 11.
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Yes!
And that explains
The 11 in math.
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Did you even study?
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Well,
I didn't have time.
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I studied a little bit
In the car
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And then at the line
At the grocery store.
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This is the part
Where I give you the speech
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About prioritizing.
Okay.
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That was it.
That was the speech.
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Oh.
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[ sighs ]
I need a minute.
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Marty:
There she is!
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My sexy schoolgirl.
How's the studying going?
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I totally bombed
The practice test
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Because I don't
Have time to study.
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I mean, maybe I shouldn't
Go back to school
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Until the kids
Are a little older.
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Babe, I told you.
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I will take care
Of the house, okay?
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The only thing you need to do
Is focus on your test.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Bedtime is already
A two-person struggle.
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And all of a sudden,
Max thinks veggies are "Rando,"
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Whatever the hell
That means,
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So now you got to blend up
The broccoli
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And sneak it
Into the lasagna sauce.
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Mom, did you wash
My black sweater?
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Babe, I got this.
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Study.
All right.
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Amber, anything you want to
Say to mom, you can say to me.
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Oh, good.
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I used your last tampon,
So you're gonna
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Have to pick up more
The next time you're out!
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[ keyboard clacking ]
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She likes
The pink box.
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♪♪♪
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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I can't believe
Jane enrolled here.
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I can't believe logan scott
Gave me a "'sup."
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He was like, "'sup?"
And I was like, "'sup?"
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[ laughs ]
Classic logan.
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Okay,
Your whole logan obsession
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Is making me less concerned
About the jane thing.
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♪♪♪
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[ wind rushes ]
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Really? Wind?
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Must it be
Continuously blustery?
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♪ give me air, give me air ♪
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♪ give me air, baby,
Give me, give me air ♪
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Hey, r.J.
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[ voice cracking ]
Hi, logan.
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Jane told us you were cool.
We should hang.
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You got plans tonight?
No. Nothing.
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Reggie, we're watching the game
At your house, remember?
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Jane, you want to hit r.J.'s
And watch the game tonight?
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I want to hit r.J.'s
Every night.
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Cool.
7:00 at r.J.'s.
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Amber,
You gave me a hang.
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Best girlfriend ever!
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I'm gonna have a crew.
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Crew-crew!
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So, we really don't have
Any friends.
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We just can't seem to get
A good rat-a-tat going
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Like we do
With the weavers.
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Husband, I think the problem
Is that we brought
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The greatest warriors
To earth,
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The most perfect
Physical specimens.
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I mean, look at them.
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Hunks and hotties
All of them.
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Who would have thought
All we needed
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Was someone
To shoot the poop with?
250
00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,027
I guess
We'll have to face the fact
251
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,159
That the weavers
Are our only friends.
252
00:08:49,159 --> 00:08:50,130
Hmm.
253
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,832
They shoot
Some hot poop.
254
00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,834
Parents...
255
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,906
I am adding
To my family-room reservation.
256
00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:57,738
We'll now be hosting
257
00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,571
A group of the coolest kids
In the school!
258
00:09:00,571 --> 00:09:01,742
[ gasps ]
259
00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,074
My reggie jackson's
Going to have a crew!
260
00:09:04,074 --> 00:09:06,176
This is like
An immigrant father's dream --
261
00:09:06,176 --> 00:09:09,219
That one day, his son would have
More friends than he does.
262
00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:14,585
It may be too late for us,
But not for reggie.
263
00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:18,188
We shall make this
The best high-school party ever.
264
00:09:18,188 --> 00:09:21,161
I think your
Parental involvement
Will make my party...
265
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,993
Even cooler!
266
00:09:22,993 --> 00:09:24,064
Cool!
So cool!
267
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,035
The coolest.
268
00:09:29,099 --> 00:09:30,941
Reggie just
Has the best hair.
Yeah. Yeah.
269
00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:32,773
It's just so high
Up there.
270
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:35,245
It's -- it's just up there
When I wake up.
271
00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:37,778
[ inhales deeply ]
I wonder where amber is.
272
00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,910
Amber:
Sorry I'm late.
273
00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:44,084
♪♪♪
274
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,956
[ air blows ]
275
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,621
♪ give me air, give me air ♪
276
00:09:50,621 --> 00:09:53,794
♪ give me air, baby,
Give me, give me air ♪
277
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,796
♪ give me air, give me air ♪
278
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,668
♪ give me air, baby,
Give me, give me air ♪
279
00:09:57,668 --> 00:09:58,969
We're good, johnny!
280
00:09:58,969 --> 00:10:00,300
[ click ]
281
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,672
[ indistinct conversations ]
282
00:10:01,672 --> 00:10:03,934
[ sighs ]
283
00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:05,275
Wow.
284
00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:07,808
Yes, you do look very wow,
Amber.
285
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,010
Yeah, well,
It's game time, so...
286
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:14,014
Okay. Without further ado,
It's now time for "The game,"
287
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,116
The b.E.T. Show that taught me
How to be a better black man.
288
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,988
Wait. We're not watching
The basketball game?
289
00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,950
[ chuckles ]
Basketball.
290
00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,752
Nope. My man loves him
Some b.E.T.
291
00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,153
Don't hate the playa.
292
00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:24,955
Also, don't hate "The game,"
But I don't think you will.
293
00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:26,827
It's a solid show.
294
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,028
I love
B.E.T.'s "The game."
295
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,160
Yeah. Me, too.
It's such a solid show.
296
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,032
Jane, you know,
If you like "The game,"
297
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,163
You must have been
Really upset
298
00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:34,905
When tasha dumped rick.
Not at all.
299
00:10:34,905 --> 00:10:37,237
Rick knew tasha
Was gonna get fired.
300
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,940
And he didn't tell her.
He's a jerk.
301
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,312
Well, yes, he is.
302
00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:46,817
[ '50s-style rock music plays ]
303
00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:48,949
Welcome to our home.
304
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,250
"Grease" is the word.
305
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,423
Mom, dad,
What are you doing here...
306
00:10:53,423 --> 00:10:56,386
Looking so amazing?!
307
00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:58,989
We know how uncool parents
At a party can harsh a vibe,
308
00:10:58,989 --> 00:11:00,330
So we cooled
Ourselves up
309
00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,332
To help you rule the school,
Gain friends,
310
00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,835
And not make the mistakes
Of your parents.
311
00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:06,266
Greased lightning.
312
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,739
Amber,
Let's hand jive.
313
00:11:08,739 --> 00:11:09,970
Oh, I'm good.
Thank you, though.
314
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,141
I'll hand jive
With you.
315
00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:13,844
Let's hand jive, gals!
Oh.
316
00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:15,175
♪♪♪
317
00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:21,812
Oh, good.
She bounces.
318
00:11:23,253 --> 00:11:25,716
Ooh. It looks like
They're lassoing something.
319
00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:28,959
This is
The best party ever.
320
00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:31,722
I'm hosting
The best party ever.
321
00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:33,864
Do you have the time?
322
00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,095
[ sighs ]
323
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,998
Okay, all we got to do
Is get your math score up.
324
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,330
I'm gonna help you embrace
Your inner genius,
325
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,302
Like the hairy guy
From "Good will hunting."
326
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,135
Okay. I got this.
I got this. Okay.
327
00:11:45,135 --> 00:11:47,307
If "A"
Equals "C" squared...
328
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,840
Marty: come, on max!
[ clatter ]
329
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,743
Oh, god. What is going on?
I've got to go check on them.
330
00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:54,945
Marty's got it.
Focus.
331
00:11:54,945 --> 00:11:57,047
Stay focused.
332
00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:58,919
[ sighs ] Okay.
333
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,951
So, I am adding letters
Into numbers,
334
00:12:00,951 --> 00:12:02,823
And the square root is --
335
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,855
Abby: ow! My eye!
336
00:12:04,855 --> 00:12:07,297
She's got two.
Stay focused.
337
00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:08,458
[ sighs ]
Marty:
Don't jump from there!
338
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,900
[ clattering ]
Oh, come on, man!
339
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,932
[ sighs ]
Go live your life.
340
00:12:14,304 --> 00:12:17,067
I can see why teachers
Make the big bucks.
341
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,769
Oh!
All right, all right.
All right, this is for it --
342
00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,070
This is for it all. Ready?
Come on. Get ready, dad.
343
00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,171
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Gonna make this. Wide open.
344
00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:23,313
Here it is. And...
345
00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:25,315
Oh, man!
He misses the shot!
Oh! So close! So close!
346
00:12:25,315 --> 00:12:26,977
All right. This one's in.
This one's in. I can feel it.
347
00:12:26,977 --> 00:12:28,448
He's moving.
He's moving.
348
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,851
Pop!
Seriously?
349
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,152
Honey, I know
There's way more broccoli
350
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,323
On the walls than usual.
351
00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:35,926
But, in my defense,
Max has a small mouth.
352
00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:37,988
Max, abby, sit down
And finish your dinner.
353
00:12:37,988 --> 00:12:39,960
But, I --
Now.
354
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,032
Aren't you
Supposed to be studying?
355
00:12:42,032 --> 00:12:43,964
You're supposed to
Be helping.
356
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,966
No, I am. I just -- we stopped
To have a little bit of fun.
357
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,998
But, look. They're eating
Their vegetables...A little bit.
358
00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:50,470
What's the matter, honey?
Is it not going well up there?
359
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,541
It's going fine.
360
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:53,043
Mom, go study.
361
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,806
We'll clean up
And eat our vegetables, okay?
362
00:12:55,806 --> 00:12:57,477
Yeah.
We're good without you.
363
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,980
Okay, then.
Thanks for that.
364
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:04,014
I'll, uh, go upstairs and study
The pythonic...Theorem.
365
00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:06,016
Um, it's actually
Called the --
366
00:13:06,016 --> 00:13:07,117
Have some bread! Oh!
367
00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:09,019
[ insects chirping ]
368
00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:11,021
He texted me "G-r-8,"
369
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,894
So I was like,
"Cool, exclam, cow emoji,"
370
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,066
But he didn't write back, and
I put my heart into that text.
371
00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:18,068
Omg, kara. Sick story.
372
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,200
Amber, can this girl
Weave a tale or what?
373
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,903
Totally.
Then what happened, kara?
374
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,375
This is mind-numbing.
Seriously.
375
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:28,138
I would not want to shoot
The poop with anyone here.
376
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,310
But these are reggie jackson's
New friends.
377
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,983
There must be something good
About them.
378
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:36,847
Come. Let's figure out
What it is.
379
00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:39,349
Hello, ladies.
What are we talking about?
380
00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,021
Well, we're talking about
How we can't be friends
381
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,123
With monica anymore
Since she got hit by a bus.
382
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,055
Oh!
Girl: yeah,
'cause now when I'm sad,
383
00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:46,226
Like, because my hair is bad
Or something,
384
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,158
I feel like I can't complain
About it to her
385
00:13:48,158 --> 00:13:50,160
'cause of the bus thing,
And I don't like that.
Yeah.
386
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,862
It's like the way she sits there
In that wheelchair
387
00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:54,034
Just makes you feel so bad,
You know?
388
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,366
Nope. Nothing redeemable.
These people are horrible.
389
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:57,908
Carry on.
390
00:13:57,908 --> 00:13:59,369
♪ get back for the show ♪
391
00:13:59,369 --> 00:14:02,542
♪ I've been crying,
Oh, baby, it isn't fair ♪
392
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,476
Oh, amber.
Are you all right?
393
00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:07,577
You're sitting alone
394
00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:09,079
While your boyfriend
Hangs out with his
395
00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:11,421
Hot alien soul mate
In a room full of cool kids.
396
00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,053
Hmm.
You must feel
So humiliated.
397
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,384
Small.
Worthless.
398
00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:15,385
Defeated.
Alone.
399
00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:16,386
Dejected.
Anemic.
400
00:14:16,386 --> 00:14:17,387
Frigid.
Loser-y.
401
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:19,259
Yep. All of those things.
Thank you.
402
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,592
You know, I can't understand
What's happening to reggie.
403
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:25,936
And how is it that the worst
People that we've ever met
404
00:14:25,936 --> 00:14:27,597
Are the most popular kids
In school?
405
00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,099
It's kind of how it goes.
406
00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:31,271
Interesting people
Are never popular.
407
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,442
[ gasps ]
408
00:14:32,442 --> 00:14:33,904
We're too interesting.
We're too interesting.
409
00:14:33,904 --> 00:14:36,606
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, so happy.
410
00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:38,178
Good talk.
411
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,549
Husband!
412
00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:41,381
We still have to
Help amber.
413
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,915
So...How are you going to win
Reggie jackson back?
414
00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:47,217
Big musical number?
Car race?
415
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,219
You guys got to stop with
The "Grease" thing, all right?
416
00:14:49,219 --> 00:14:51,061
That movie
Has a terrible message.
417
00:14:51,061 --> 00:14:53,964
Sandy changes everything
About herself just to get a guy.
418
00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:57,167
Well, I don't mean
To be rude, but, uh...
419
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:03,974
Oh, crap.
420
00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:05,335
I "Sandied" myself.
421
00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:07,377
Mm.
I'll get a towel.
422
00:15:12,282 --> 00:15:13,443
[ sighs ]
You know what?
423
00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,115
I think I'm gonna go
Check on the kids
424
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,686
And make sure marty
Got them down to bed.
425
00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:19,289
No, no, no. Stay with me here,
Weaver. You can do this.
426
00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:20,951
Just go with your gut.
427
00:15:20,951 --> 00:15:22,592
[ sighs ]
428
00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:23,653
[ marker squeaks ]
429
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:26,496
No! Ignore your gut!
Ignore it.
430
00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:28,398
What was
Your first instinct?
431
00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:31,501
No! Different instinct!
432
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:33,303
Ideally, one where
The answer is 64.
433
00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:34,604
Okay, dick, stop.
434
00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:36,636
I'm gonna go check
On the kids.
435
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,638
I'm sure marty couldn't get max
To put his retainer in,
436
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,640
And lord knows
Abby can't fall asleep
437
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,572
Unless I read her
That farting-pig book.
438
00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:44,274
Debbie,
You don't want to do this.
439
00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:45,675
No, it's actually
A good book.
440
00:15:45,675 --> 00:15:48,578
I mean, the pig does fart,
But he teaches her things, so...
441
00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:50,520
Debbie...
442
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,053
Why are you
Holding yourself back?
443
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,385
Okay.
That's ridiculous, dick.
444
00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:59,029
I'm just a busy mom
Who's not great at math.
445
00:15:59,029 --> 00:16:00,530
Debbie, this is about
Something bigger.
446
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,532
No, it's not.
You can lie to me.
447
00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:05,035
Don't lie to yourself.
448
00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:06,536
Dick.
Why are you
Holding yourself back?!
449
00:16:06,536 --> 00:16:08,338
Dick, what are you
Talking about?
Answer the question!
450
00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:09,569
Dick, stop it.
You know this answer.
451
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,241
Dick...
Say it!
452
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,572
I'm scared, okay?!
453
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,674
I should have gone
To graduate school after college
454
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,376
While my brain
Was still agile.
455
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,547
Now it's dying.
456
00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:19,209
I have the lyrics
To "My little pony"
457
00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,211
In the lobe
Where the math should be.
458
00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:22,482
I'm just a mom, dick,
459
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,713
And I'm a good one,
And I know that.
460
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:26,656
But what if I go
To business school and I fail?
461
00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:30,490
What if my kids realize
That they don't need me anymore?
462
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,663
Oh, my god.
463
00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:35,995
Dick, you're right!
464
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,668
Oh, thank you! Oh!
465
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,170
[ sighs ]
466
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:43,573
I learned more from her
Than she ever learned from me.
467
00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:45,175
[ indistinct conversations ]
468
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:46,576
Has anyone seen amber?
469
00:16:46,576 --> 00:16:49,609
[ indistinct whispering ]
470
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,541
Girl:
What is she wearing?
471
00:16:57,547 --> 00:17:00,390
Oh, good lord. Did she just take
Her mouth out of her mouth?
472
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:01,551
Here's the thing,
Reggie.
473
00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:03,453
Oh, thank god.
She had a backup mouth.
Oh.
474
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:06,126
I tried to play along,
But this really isn't my bag.
475
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,598
Jane can dye her hair
And kate upton up her boobs,
476
00:17:08,598 --> 00:17:11,131
But this is
What I change into.
477
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,603
And I can change into
Whatever you want me to, reggie.
478
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:14,634
Plus,
I can grant you access
479
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,366
To a world of popularity
And logans.
480
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,810
So, make your choice.
481
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:25,075
Do you want
All of this?
482
00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:26,076
Or nothing?
483
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,650
Oh, please,
Let him do the right thing.
484
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,782
Amber, um,
485
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:34,654
Before he chooses,
Why don't you doll yourself up
486
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:35,685
Just a little?
Ooh!
487
00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,687
We'll put
A little lipstick on...
488
00:17:37,687 --> 00:17:39,489
S-sorry. Carry on.
489
00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:40,490
Sorry.
490
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,264
It's funny.
491
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,436
All I've ever wanted
Since I moved here
492
00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:47,837
Was to be accepted.
493
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:52,202
And here it is, all being
Presented on a silicon platter,
494
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:53,703
And it's really tempting
Being offered
495
00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:54,774
Everything
You've ever wanted.
496
00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:59,649
I'm sorry, jane.
I choose nothing.
497
00:17:59,649 --> 00:18:01,211
♪ and all the clouds ♪
498
00:18:01,211 --> 00:18:03,713
♪ well, they're starting
To disappear ♪
499
00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:05,355
You're my nothing, amber.
500
00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,687
I know.
501
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,160
Now can we get rid of
All of these terrible people?
502
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,592
Absolutely.
Party's over.
503
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:14,724
Get out!
504
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:16,596
Oh, that's my boy.
505
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,097
Jane, you coming?
506
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,429
Wait for me in the car.
I'm your girlfriend now.
507
00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,871
Yes!
508
00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:23,703
Our timing is off,
Reggie,
509
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,806
But...Eventually,
You and I will be together.
510
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,508
Until then,
511
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,810
Guess I'll see you
At school.
512
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,786
I'm sorry
I lost my way.
513
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:40,520
You know I'm hopelessly devoted
To you, amber.
514
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,823
♪ all I need, honey ♪
515
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,155
♪ all I need, darling ♪
516
00:18:45,155 --> 00:18:48,328
Who knew that a movie
From 30 years ago
517
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,560
About teenagers from
50 years ago
518
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,163
Could be so relevant
Today?
519
00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:55,635
Aww. She put her mouth
Back in.
520
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,768
♪ I've got with me right here ♪
521
00:18:58,768 --> 00:19:00,510
♪ I've got with me right here ♪
"And then the pig
522
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,312
"Opened his mouth to say,
'I love you.'
523
00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:04,474
But instead, he farted."
What?!
524
00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:06,676
"That funny little fart
Said it all."
525
00:19:06,676 --> 00:19:09,479
Mom reads it
With the fart sounds.
526
00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,251
She does?
Yes.
527
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,722
Oh, cut daddy
Some slack.
528
00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:14,924
I haven't let him
Make fart sounds in 20 years.
529
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:16,926
Why aren't you
Studying?
530
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,758
I think mom's
A little scared
531
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,561
About going
Back to school, guys.
532
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,433
And I'm worried that you guys
Are gonna need me
533
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,734
And I'm not gonna be there
For you.
534
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,736
And I'm even more worried
That you're gonna realize
535
00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:30,240
That you don't need me
At all.
536
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,872
Well, first off,
We need you.
537
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,574
Hello?
538
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,277
Dad, face it,
You're a good time,
539
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,450
But you're no mom.
But we had such a good time
Today, right?
540
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,612
The broccoli ball,
Remember?
Yeah.
541
00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:43,783
Do you remember
Cleaning up the kitchen
542
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,386
For an hour and a half
After broccoli ball?
543
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,218
Yeah.
So,
Should I call it off,
544
00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:49,389
This whole school thing?
545
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,261
'cause I'm just happy
Being your mom.
546
00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:53,563
No. We want you
To have it all.
547
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:54,894
Like kelly ripa.
548
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,327
Our mom
Can do anything.
549
00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:58,698
Just like kelly ripa.
550
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,799
Okay,
What's this about?
551
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,200
I don't know.
552
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,233
Uh, my son and I do not talk
About her at all.
553
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:05,875
Well,
I should go hit the books.
554
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,738
Mom...
Before you go...
555
00:20:08,738 --> 00:20:11,241
[ clears throat ]
556
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:12,442
[ sighs ]
557
00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:16,446
"And just when the pig thought
All that love
558
00:20:16,446 --> 00:20:18,918
"Would make
His little heart explode,
559
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,821
Something else exploded."
♪ I see the sun shining bright ♪
560
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,353
Pbht!
561
00:20:23,353 --> 00:20:24,694
[ laughter ]
562
00:20:24,694 --> 00:20:25,695
Great!
563
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,660
Oh, this is so lovely!
564
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,902
Waiting for our best
And only friends
565
00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:35,605
To come home to celebrate
Debbie if she's passed
566
00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:37,236
And to console her
If she hasn't.
567
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,237
One! It's one!
568
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,769
Oh, one!
Reggie, drop the sign.
569
00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:41,771
[ grunts ] Oh.
570
00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:44,614
[ all cheer ]
571
00:20:44,614 --> 00:20:48,648
Huh?
Oh, you guys!
You knew!
572
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,681
It means so much to me
That you believed in me.
573
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:53,853
Oh, of course!
Oh, was there ever
A doubt?
574
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,726
Oh, my goodness!
What do you say we pop
A little bubbly in the kitchen?
575
00:20:56,726 --> 00:20:58,558
Yes!
Yay!
576
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,630
All: debbie, debbie,
Debbie, debbie,
577
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:03,593
Debbie, debbie!
578
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:06,696
Ohh.
Debbie, I'm so sorry.
579
00:21:06,696 --> 00:21:08,638
Your failure
Is my failure.
580
00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:10,970
Dick, she passed.
581
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,743
Huh.
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