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"The List"
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna have myself a time,
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Friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation,
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind,
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Ample parking day or night,people shouting howdy neighbor,
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I'm heading on down to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind,
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I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
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So come on down to South Parkand meet some friends of mine,
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Fellas! Fellas!
It's--Oh my god!
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You're not gonna believe this!
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Dude, Butters,
calm down.
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Okay. Okay.
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I was talking to Pete Wetchney
and he said that Danny Chadwick
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said that his sister told him that
the girls in our class have a list
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that rates every boy's looks
from cutest to ugliest.
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- So who do they say is the cutest?
- I don't know.
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- Who do they say is the ugliest?
- I don't know. It's like a girl thing.
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They won't let anybody
see the list but them.
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They can't do that. Who are they
to judge us on how we look?
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Yeah. You think they rate us
just for looks
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or they take personality
into account?
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If it's just looks
then I think I'm safe.
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You guys, who cares
if the girls make some stupid list?
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Girls make dumb lists
all the time.
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Yeah, Kyle's right. Screw it, we have
better things to worry about.
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You're just saying that because you know
you're gonna be very last on the list!
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Oh please, I don't think so, Craig!
Chicks think I'm way hotter than you!
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You don't think they put the fat tub
of lard at the bottom?
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No, because chicks know
I'm not fat! I'm buff.
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They probably put you
at the bottom of the list
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because you have
fucked up teeth!
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Or Kenny
'cause he's poor.
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They didn't put meat the bottom, did they?
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Kenny, face it:
Girls don't wanna eat Pop Tarts
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for dinner every night
when they get married.
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You don't think they said
I'm the ugliest boy in the class, do ya?
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Well if they did,
my parents will ground me.
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You guys, do you really care
what a bunch of girls
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have to say about
how you rank in looks?
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- All right, Bebe, let's see the list.
- What?
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You know
what I'm talking about, bitch!
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The list where you rate the looks
of each boy in the class!
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That's not for boys
to look at!
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It's a secret girl list
and you can't see it.
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Craig is
on the bottom, right?
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Or is it Kenny because you'd be eating
Pop Tarts for dinner if you married him?
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I'm not telling! And anyway,
I'm not the list keeper, Nelly is.
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And Nelly will never
let you look at it, so there!
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Fuck you, Bebe!
Fuck you, bitch!
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Well, I guess we're never gonna
get that list from the girls.
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Screw that, dude! We're guys.
We can outthink them.
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All right,
here's what we know.
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That chick Nelly is the one who's
in charge of holding the list, right?
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She apparently keeps it
in a purple Pee Chee folder
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and we need
a plan to get it from her.
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This is what I call:
"Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail"
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Neato!
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At 1 PM tomorrow, Nelly will have
to walk from Home Ec to Social Studies.
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That's our best time
to strike.
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As she makes her way
through Hallway 3,
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Craig will be ready with
a distraction device here.
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When she stops and turns to Craig
in the hallway,
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Butters will run up
and kick her in the balls.
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Okay!
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Once Butters kicks her
in the balls,
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she'll fall to the floor,
dropping the Pee Chee,
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and Kenny will swoop in
from Corridor 3-Delta
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and grab the Pee Chee.
Are we good?
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What you do that for?
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Hey, what's your problem,
asshole?
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Bail, bail!
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Okay, our mission failed,
but we've learned a lot.
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Primarily that
girls do not have balls.
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They sure don't.
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Nevermind because
we are going to Plan B.
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One that I call "Operation:
Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time."
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When Nelly leaves
the cafeteria for recess,
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Kenny will jump in front of her
and spit on the ground.
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You think maybe girls keep their balls
on the inside of their tummies?
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Butters, we're done talking about
girls balls right now! Pay attention!
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- We got it! We got it!
- We got the list from the girls!
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Give that back,
you dirty buttholes!
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Tape it to the wall, Kenny!
Jason, watch the door!
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It's listed in order
from cutest to ugliest.
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Clyde's number one.
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Me?
I'm the cutest?
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- And then Token and then me.
- I'm number two? Wow!
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Come on, let me see!
Let me see!
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Oh boy! I'm number 11!
Whoopie! Number 11!
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Ah! Look at that!
I'm hotter than you, fatso!
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What?!
That's bullcrap!
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Oh, so big deal, guys!
Do you feel better now?
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Clyde's the best-looking kid
in the class.
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And then Token and Stan.
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And last is Francis,
Cartman, and...
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Me?
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You're last, dude!
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- No way.
- Yes way! Check it out!
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- Cartman, lay off! You're next to last.
- So? I'm hotter than Kyle.
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I'm better looking than Kyle!
Yes! I'm hotter than Kyle!
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I'm hotter than Kyle!
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I'm last? Last?
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Dude, it's just
a stupid list, remember?
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I got voted the ugliest boy
in whole class?
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Who cares
what dumb girls think, right?
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Mom, Dad! I'm not the ugliest kid
in the class! Kyle Broflovski is!
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- Well, good for you, Butters.
- Way to go, champ.
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Whoopie!
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Well, guess
we don't have to ground him.
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Kyle, what's the matter?
You barely touched your knishes.
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The girls at school. They made a list
and voted me the ugliest boy.
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What? That's ridiculous.
My little bubbeleh is adorable!
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Look, I know I'm not
the best-looking guy in town,
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but I-I didn't think
I was the very ugliest.
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You're not ugly, Kyle.
You're my perfect little man.
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You look
just like your father.
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Oh God! I do?
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But he has
his mother's nose.
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Kyle, you are very handsome
and perfect in every way.
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Ike, Ike, you have to be honest.
Am I ugly, yes or no?
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You all think I'm ugly.
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Jesus Christ, the least
you could have done is told me!
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Kyle, come back here!
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I'm better-looking
than you!
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The girls think I'm better-looking
than you, Kyle!
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Dude, Kyle.
Can you hear me?
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They totally think
I'm hotter than you are.
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Kyle!
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Kyle, I'm more attractive.
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Kyle?
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Clyde, it's time
to be getting to bed.
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Hey, what's going on?
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What's going on?
Hey.
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Oh yeah, hey, wassup?
What's going on?
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Nice.
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- Hey, what's going on?
- Hey, Clyde.
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- Hey.
- Hi, Clyde.
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What's going on?
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Hey, ugly!
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Hey, Kyle.
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Look man, it doesn't matter
what people think, okay?
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You know, Abraham Lincoln
was super ugly too,
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but look
what he accomplished.
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Chin up, cowboy.
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- Hey, what's going on?
- Oh, not much, just hanging around--
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Hey, nice, nice ears.
Pizza Face!
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Butters, that's not cool, man.
He can't help how he looks.
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Kyle, I was going to suggest
that maybe you should...
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hang out with the other ugly kids
in the school.
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Because if you hang out with them,
you won't stand out so much. Right?
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Cool.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Are you going
to eat your pickle?
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Could somebody toss the football back?
It's over there next to the ugly kids.
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I hate coming to this school.
It makes me angry.
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Yeah.
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Sometimes, I just want
to burn it down.
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Burn the whole school
down to the ground!
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No. You know what?
Screw this! We aren't ugly!
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- We're not?
- No!
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Maybe we all just need a little image
change, you know? Like a makeover.
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Hey, yeah.
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Like you! Maybe you just need
to let your hair down.
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And let's see how you look without
those glasses.
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Let's just
put those back on.
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I know, that song
is so awesome.
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- Wendy. Could I talk to you?
- Of course, Stan.
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Just for a minute.
Over here.
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You think he's gonna beg her
to come back to him?
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This is a nice surprise. I thought
you were never speaking to me again.
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Yeah well, I wanna talk to you
about this list you girls made.
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Which one?
We make lists all the time.
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The one where you rated
the boys' looks in the class.
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Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay?
How could you vote him the ugliest?
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Look, personally, I didn't vote him
the ugliest.
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My vote
was for Eric Cartman.
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But enough of the other girls
must have felt he was--
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So it was unanimous.
Maybe you can just change the list.
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Change the list? Do you have
any idea what that would take?
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Maybe you don't understand
how important list-making is to girls!
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It's just not something
we do flippantly.
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There's protocol!
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Can't we just talk to all
the girls who made the list
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and find out
why they voted Kyle last?
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All right, I'll try and get you
into our next list-making meeting.
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But it won't be easy.
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Today's list meeting is called to order.
Rebecca, you have the floor.
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If it pleases and sparkles, I suggest
we continue deliberations on List 47D:
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Which Girl
Has The Cutest Purse?
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Rebecca moves we work on List 47D.
Does that sparkle with all the girls?
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Sunshine.
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Deliberating "Which Girl
Has The Cutest Purse"?
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Milly has the floor.
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If it pleases and sparkles,
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I would like to submit that
Jennifer's purse is by far the cutest.
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Definitely cuter
than Teresa's.
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I don't think anyone here disagrees that
Jennifer's purse is cuter than Teresa's,
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but it doesn't make it
the cutest.
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The committee
has already decided
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that nothing with stripes can be
in the top five cutest purses.
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Sunshine Sparkle
Wendy has the floor.
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If it pleases and sparkles,
I would like to suggest that we...
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That we reopen
last week's list for debate.
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Is she actually crazy?
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Is she crazy?
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All right, come
before the Rainbow Railing.
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Go ahead.
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I was just thinking that
maybe you voted a little
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hastily
on the cutest boy?
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You thought
you should be number one?
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No.
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Let me assure you that no list
is made hastily by this committee.
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He didn't mean that.
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He was just saying maybe we should
open it up again for discussion.
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I cannot, by Sparkle Law,
move to have an old list investigated.
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However, if you can find recourse
for such an inquiry, Wendy,
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I would review it.
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Does that sparkle
with all the girls?
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Sunshine.
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They all laugh
at me!
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And the girls
giggle behind my back!
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Unable to even glance
at my disfigured face.
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Do not burndown the school, Kyle.
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- Who said that?
- I did.
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- Do you know who I am?
- Abraham Lincoln?
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I am Abraham Lincoln.
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Burning down the schoolwill not solve your problems.
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You think you've been cheatedbecause you are ugly,
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but I am here to show you otherwise.Come! There is much to see.
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I want youto look in here.
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This woman isNancy Pinkerton.
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As a child,she was consistently voted
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the most beautiful girlin her entire school.
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Her life as a youthwas filled with praises
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and everythingbeing handed to her.
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Boys told her she was special.She was funny. She was interesting.
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But that's onlybecause she was hot.
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It wasn't until she reached age 40,when her looks started to fade,
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that she learned she was actuallyabout as interesting and special,
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as a wet carrot.
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This is the home ofyour new ugly friend, Yamal.
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Because he's ugly,he gets nothing handed to him.
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He has to work at makingsomething of himself.
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But that work is gonna pay offwhen he's an adult.
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He will have character,
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something kids who are hotrarely develop.
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Like your classmate, Clyde.
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Now that he knowshe's good-looking,
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he doesn't have to makeany effort to be special.
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No, Rebecca's just a friend.
I wanna be with you now.
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Sure, yeah,
I'll buy you some shoes too.
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Now his lifewill be about girls.
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Chatting with them on the phoneand buying them shoes.
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He will most likelymarry very young,
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and not realize until age 40that he's a total douche.
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And so you see, Kyle, it is actuallythe beautiful kids who are cursed.
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But I can't wait
to be an adult to be happy.
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That's forever from now.
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- You must be patient.
- Just take me home!
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I don't wanna be here anymore.
Take me home!
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Very well.
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Kyle, you need to think aboutwhat I've told you.
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I don't want to! I don't want anybody
telling me how to feel anymore!
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Well then,you're just a fucking asshole!
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Wait a minute. Wait, Stan,
I think I've got something!
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Take a look at this: During final
deliberation of the list for cutest boy,
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seven girls gave Clyde a glitter rating
of only one sparkle.
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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It doesn't add up.
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It is possible
that Rebecca made a mistake
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when she tallied the sunshine votes
onto the final list.
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Oh, hey, Wendy.
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Hey, Rebecca.
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Do you still have the voter cards
for the list that rated the boys' looks?
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Wendy, we're done
with that list.
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I know, but I think
there's been a mistake.
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Six of the girls I've talked to
didn't vote Clyde the cutest.
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That means that mathematically,
he should have been--
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All right, you need to stop...
digging... around, Wendy!
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You might not
like what you find!
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Just back off
and stop asking questions!
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You're getting close to a secret that
I don't think you can handle. Let it go!
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That didn't sparkle
with her, did it?
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One canister of propane,
six cans of lighter fluid,
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seven gallons of high-octane kerosene
and a box of matches.
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Okay, is that everything,
little boy?
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That should
just about do it.
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Do you like to put this on
your True-Value card today?
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Honorary Chair,
Mrs. Secretary,
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I believe a member of our committee
has tampered with one of our lists.
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I've compiled a full report
and it turns out that
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nobody voted Clyde
the cutest in the class.
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I believe Rebecca changed the list
to make him number one.
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- Why would she do that?
- Right after the list was made,
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Rebecca started going out
with Clyde.
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You can read
all the discrepancies in here.
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We need
to remake that list.
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You just couldn't
let it go.
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- What do you mean? Call the girls in.
- I'm afraid we can't do that, Wendy!
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Did you know, Wendy, that Clyde's father
owns the shoe store at the mall?
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A lot of us have always wanted
to date Clyde to get free shoes,
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but we couldn't, because
he wasn't popular enough.
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You knew!
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Unfortunately, the members voted Clyde
in the bottom five of the list!
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That's why we had
to manipulate the votes,
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forge a new list
and hide the real one.
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So that you all could justify
dating Clyde and get shoes?
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How dare you take advantage
of your position!
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I'm gonna tell Bebe and have you both
disbarred from the list committee!
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Bebe? Who do you think
authorized the buyout?
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No. Not Bebe.
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She's dating Clyde now.
Nobody loves shoes more than her.
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What's going on?
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When the other girls find out
you ignored their votes, they're gonna--
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Do you really think they'll believe you
over the heads of the committee?
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We'll simple generate a new list!
"Biggest Liars"!
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And put you at the top!
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Do yourself a favor, Wendy.
Just let it go.
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And keep
your little mouth shut!
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I don't think so!
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Stan, run!
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Jesus, dude!
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Hey, kid,
have you seen Kyle?
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We've looked everywhere
and we have to show him something.
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- He's burning down the school.
- What?
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He said he gonna burn the school
down to the ground.
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All the cruel jokes and ridicule
will finally be over!
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Are you happy now, God?
You made me look like this!
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- Kyle! Kyle, don't!
- Don't try and stop me, Stan!
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You don't know how it feels to be
a deformed monstrosity!
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The list
was a forgery, Kyle!
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It didn't sparkle with all the girls.
We have the real list.
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That's about far enough!
Give me that list, Wendy!
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- Stan, what is going on?
- It was about shoes, Kyle.
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The girls wanted shoes,
so they set you up.
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Kyle was simply
a casualty.
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To move Clyde meant Craig
had to be moved to number twelve,
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which moved Jimmy down
and moved Jason up!
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So what number
was I?
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You've compromised everything!
Our list's integrity!
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Did you see these shoes, Wendy?
They're incredible!
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It doesn't matter how incredible
they are. You can't--
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- Oh my God, those are amazing.
- Right?
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00:20:01,622 --> 00:20:04,369
- Is that a lace across the top?
- No, it's a little strap.
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Wendy?
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Oh. But it doesn't matter.
You took it too far!
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00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:10,173
If you hadn't gone
all Nancy Drew on us,
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this would have
just gone away!
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00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:14,550
- She's gonna kill us?
- It's too late, Bebe.
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I've already made a full report and sent
a copy to the police. People will know.
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00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,328
Oh please, you're lying.
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00:20:25,013 --> 00:20:27,855
Give it up, Bebe.We know all about it.
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The list was compromised.
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00:20:30,152 --> 00:20:33,040
Kyle Broflovski is notthe ugliest boy in the class.
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Wendy!
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00:20:58,330 --> 00:21:03,147
- Wait, I didn't do anything wrong.
- You can explain all that downtown.
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Here, Kyle.
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We've been through a lot,
but you can finally see
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where you really are
on the list.
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Are you sure
you're okay with this, Kyle?
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I'm sure.
Abe Lincoln was right.
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I don't wanna find out
I'm good-looking
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and become a total shithead
when I grow up.
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00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:24,921
Abe Lincoln?
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Stan, it's been really great
hanging out with you again.
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00:21:28,213 --> 00:21:31,284
I feel like you've changed somehow.
In a really awesome way.
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00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:35,650
Yeah well, I guess a lot of things
change, don't they?31066
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