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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,767 --> 00:00:09,375 "Guitar Queer-O" 2 00:00:09,787 --> 00:00:13,239 I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time, 3 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:16,498 Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation, 4 00:00:16,529 --> 00:00:19,841 I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind, 5 00:00:19,857 --> 00:00:23,188 Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor, 6 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:26,301 I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind, 7 00:00:26,410 --> 00:00:29,919 I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it. 8 00:00:29,954 --> 00:00:32,717 So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine, 9 00:00:49,314 --> 00:00:50,469 Damn, you guys are good! 10 00:00:56,292 --> 00:00:58,029 Sharon, what are the boys doing? 11 00:00:58,178 --> 00:01:00,738 Oh, Stan and Kyle bought a new video game together. 12 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,068 They can play guitar now? 13 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,384 No, no, they're just little plastic controllers. 14 00:01:05,407 --> 00:01:08,541 You hit the colored buttons and it makes the guitar track on the game play. 15 00:01:09,963 --> 00:01:11,400 If they spent half the time 16 00:01:11,435 --> 00:01:13,511 learning a real instrument as they do playing that game, 17 00:01:13,516 --> 00:01:14,986 who knows what they could accomplish. 18 00:01:15,569 --> 00:01:16,651 Hey, yeah. 19 00:01:21,724 --> 00:01:23,976 Dude, listen to that video crowd! They love us! 20 00:01:26,934 --> 00:01:30,646 - So you boys like this music, huh? - Yeah, dude. It's Guitar Hero. 21 00:01:30,664 --> 00:01:32,393 Stan and Kyle are really good at it. 22 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:36,053 Well you kids wanna see something really cool? Check this out. 23 00:01:46,095 --> 00:01:49,446 Once, I rose above the noise and confusion. 24 00:01:49,745 --> 00:01:53,122 Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. 25 00:01:53,453 --> 00:01:56,205 I was soaring ever higher 26 00:01:57,126 --> 00:02:00,256 but I flew too high. 27 00:02:00,715 --> 00:02:04,015 - Though my eyes could see I-- - Dad? Dad! What are you doing? 28 00:02:04,104 --> 00:02:06,787 I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar. 29 00:02:06,846 --> 00:02:08,377 You want me to teach you boys how? 30 00:02:10,274 --> 00:02:13,955 - Uh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh. - Yeah, that's stupid, Dad. 31 00:02:14,795 --> 00:02:19,323 - But--But this is real. - Real guitars are for old people. 32 00:02:19,358 --> 00:02:22,013 Do you mind, sir? We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play. 33 00:02:26,635 --> 00:02:28,869 Alright, let's try to score 60,000 points this time. 34 00:02:49,393 --> 00:02:51,148 Are you ready to rock? 35 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:55,564 Carry on my wayward son 36 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:59,255 There'll be peace when you are done 37 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:03,772 Lay your weary head to rest 38 00:03:04,195 --> 00:03:07,124 Don't you cry no more 39 00:03:17,676 --> 00:03:20,680 Game over! You suck! 40 00:03:30,696 --> 00:03:31,992 They're gonna do it! 41 00:03:32,554 --> 00:03:34,369 Come on, guys, a hundred thousand points! 42 00:03:34,624 --> 00:03:36,376 Cartman, shut up! We're concentrating. 43 00:03:45,347 --> 00:03:46,199 We did it! 44 00:03:46,234 --> 00:03:49,110 You have broken a hundred thousand points! 45 00:03:49,653 --> 00:03:52,311 You are rock stars! 46 00:03:52,744 --> 00:03:54,790 Dude, we are total rock stars now! 47 00:03:55,113 --> 00:03:56,509 You're not rock stars! 48 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,679 This is just a stupid plastic controller. 49 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:00,246 Hang on. 50 00:04:02,213 --> 00:04:04,439 - Stan Marsh? - Yeah? 51 00:04:04,484 --> 00:04:07,630 I'm Charles Kincaid, from the Kincaid Talent Agency. 52 00:04:07,794 --> 00:04:11,553 I just heard you broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero. 53 00:04:12,025 --> 00:04:14,867 - Yeah, we did. - Well, I'm impressed. 54 00:04:14,902 --> 00:04:18,250 - And I'd like to be your manager. - Wow, really? 55 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:21,339 Dude! Dude, Kyle, this guy wants to be our manager! 56 00:04:21,373 --> 00:04:23,398 - No way! - For reals? 57 00:04:23,436 --> 00:04:25,817 Scoring a hundred thousand points is impressive, 58 00:04:25,818 --> 00:04:27,746 but I think with the right label behind you, 59 00:04:27,781 --> 00:04:30,727 you boys could make a million points. 60 00:04:30,762 --> 00:04:31,787 That'd be awesome! 61 00:04:31,823 --> 00:04:34,054 So, we're in business then? 62 00:04:47,723 --> 00:04:51,564 - Well, what do you think? - I like it. That's these boys playing? 63 00:04:52,195 --> 00:04:53,732 No, that's Kansas. 64 00:04:53,754 --> 00:04:56,741 But these boys scored a hundred thousand points to it 65 00:04:56,742 --> 00:04:59,043 on Expert Level in Co-op Mode. 66 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,949 That's pretty goddamn impressive. 67 00:05:04,223 --> 00:05:06,376 Alright, we'll sign them to a one-year deal. 68 00:05:06,590 --> 00:05:08,466 Yes! You did it, boys. 69 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:10,886 Listen, boys, I'm having a huge celebrity party 70 00:05:10,921 --> 00:05:12,455 at my giant mansion tonight. 71 00:05:12,634 --> 00:05:15,648 Why don't you come by as my honorary new artists? 72 00:05:16,265 --> 00:05:17,344 Cool! 73 00:05:28,606 --> 00:05:30,369 Wow, this is a huge party. 74 00:05:30,404 --> 00:05:33,106 Oh yes, all the biggest stars in Colorado are here. 75 00:05:33,313 --> 00:05:35,523 Dude, dude, that's Ron Zappolo from Channel 4 News! 76 00:05:36,013 --> 00:05:38,739 Wow! Oh, and look over there, that's that Jake Jabs guy 77 00:05:38,746 --> 00:05:40,186 from American Furniture Warehouse commercials. 78 00:05:40,684 --> 00:05:43,859 Everyone? Everyone, this is Stan and Kyle. 79 00:05:43,884 --> 00:05:46,971 They just broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero. 80 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,652 Please enjoy yourselves, there's lots more coke and sex in the house. 81 00:05:53,566 --> 00:05:55,733 Dude! Dude, that's Jay Cutler over there! 82 00:05:55,768 --> 00:05:57,148 Quarterback for the Denver Broncos! 83 00:05:57,183 --> 00:06:00,007 - Oh my God! - Would you boys like to meet him? 84 00:06:00,034 --> 00:06:01,162 Are you serious? 85 00:06:01,853 --> 00:06:03,612 Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle. 86 00:06:03,662 --> 00:06:06,123 They broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero. 87 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,544 Wow, really? Nice to meet you guys. 88 00:06:08,579 --> 00:06:09,658 Nice to meet you! 89 00:06:09,696 --> 00:06:12,356 I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says you might be good someday. 90 00:06:13,015 --> 00:06:13,891 Thanks. 91 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:15,671 Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere? 92 00:06:15,782 --> 00:06:17,245 You boys know Tom Shane 93 00:06:17,345 --> 00:06:19,789 from the Shane Company Diamond Store commercials? 94 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,688 Do we? He's a legend! 95 00:06:21,723 --> 00:06:23,260 You remember these boys, Tom. 96 00:06:23,293 --> 00:06:26,726 They're gonna break a million points live at the video arcade in a few weeks. 97 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,560 That would be impressive. 98 00:06:29,545 --> 00:06:33,418 Dude, we've arrived. We're super, awesome and cool. 99 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:36,802 Yeah. Life is finally going to not suck so hard for us. 100 00:06:48,703 --> 00:06:50,120 You rock! 101 00:06:50,155 --> 00:06:52,306 All right, nice rehearsal, boys. 102 00:06:52,405 --> 00:06:55,088 Dude, I totally miffed that middle part. Did you see that? 103 00:06:55,155 --> 00:06:58,225 - Yeah dude, that's almost impossible. - That was real cool, kids. 104 00:06:58,373 --> 00:07:01,340 Hey, Kyle, there's a different controller in my car 105 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:02,727 that might work better for you. 106 00:07:02,943 --> 00:07:05,055 Why don't you go with Jim and he'll help you find it? 107 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:06,351 Oh, okay. Cool. 108 00:07:08,885 --> 00:07:12,864 You've got real potential, kid. I have no doubt you can break a million. 109 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,543 - Really? That'd be sweet. - I think you could. 110 00:07:15,595 --> 00:07:18,643 But as for your friend, well, to be honest, 111 00:07:18,678 --> 00:07:19,887 I think he's holding you back. 112 00:07:20,156 --> 00:07:21,436 What, you mean, Kyle? 113 00:07:21,471 --> 00:07:23,435 Look, you score a lot higher than him. 114 00:07:23,436 --> 00:07:25,379 There's no question who the better one is. 115 00:07:25,434 --> 00:07:27,174 I wanna put you with some other players, 116 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,993 find a partner for you who can really help you max your score. 117 00:07:30,813 --> 00:07:34,752 But, Kyle and I always play together. We both chipped in for the game system. 118 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:36,403 It's very honorable. 119 00:07:36,493 --> 00:07:39,420 But you know where loyalty gets you in a game like Guitar Hero? 120 00:07:39,745 --> 00:07:42,963 Nowheres. Just listen to that video crowd. 121 00:07:44,306 --> 00:07:47,429 I haven't heard a video crowd go that wild in a long time. 122 00:07:47,716 --> 00:07:50,491 You've got a chance to score a million points, 123 00:07:50,605 --> 00:07:51,867 and I hate to see you throw it away 124 00:07:51,902 --> 00:07:54,084 because you're worried about your friend's feelings. 125 00:07:57,494 --> 00:07:59,506 You're gonna love this kid, Stan. 126 00:07:59,541 --> 00:08:02,489 He's one of the best Guitar Hero players I've ever seen. 127 00:08:02,504 --> 00:08:03,797 Except for you, of course. 128 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,331 Ah, Thad! 129 00:08:06,993 --> 00:08:10,680 - Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis. - 'Sup? 130 00:08:11,505 --> 00:08:14,674 Thad here has backed up a lot of really great Guitar Hero players. 131 00:08:14,709 --> 00:08:15,837 Isn't that right, Thad? 132 00:08:16,543 --> 00:08:17,433 Yup. 133 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:19,723 He doesn't even need a game system to play on. 134 00:08:19,758 --> 00:08:21,922 He can play Guitar Hero acoustically. 135 00:08:22,065 --> 00:08:24,299 Yeah, but can he play Buckethead on Expert Level? 136 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,169 Go ahead, Thad. Show him what you can do. 137 00:08:29,545 --> 00:08:30,803 Check this out. 138 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,471 Pretty damn good, huh? 139 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,553 Yeah, that's pretty good. But can you play "John the Fisherman"? 140 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:59,046 Stan, with this kid backing you, you're gonna make Guitar Hero history. 141 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,030 Oh, I love this song. 142 00:09:22,346 --> 00:09:23,993 Wow wee, look at him go! 143 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:27,697 Hey dude, how's it-- 144 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:31,863 Kyle. 145 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,329 I... I thought you were sick. 146 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:40,718 Who is this? 147 00:09:41,193 --> 00:09:44,825 - This is um... Thad Jarvis. - 'Sup? 148 00:09:46,284 --> 00:09:49,919 - What's going on, Stan? - Kyle, I was gonna tell you later. 149 00:09:50,296 --> 00:09:52,447 Mr. Kincaid thinks I should play with Thad for a while. 150 00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:54,846 But it's our game. We bought it together. 151 00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:56,996 I know, and--and I wanna be fair about it, so, 152 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,412 I'll buy you out of your part. 153 00:09:58,835 --> 00:10:00,959 Buy me out? What are you saying?! 154 00:10:01,236 --> 00:10:03,599 What makes you so high and mighty you can buy me out? 155 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:06,931 - Don't put this all on me, Kyle! - Oh my God, this is so awesome. 156 00:10:08,073 --> 00:10:10,247 You were the one that's been blowing off playing after midnight, 157 00:10:10,316 --> 00:10:12,390 - not playing because you were sick. - I have been sick! 158 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:15,178 Look, the point is I'm never gonna break a million points playing with you! 159 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,262 You know that's true! 160 00:10:18,426 --> 00:10:20,608 I guess I didn't realize it was just about the points. 161 00:10:28,966 --> 00:10:30,743 Dude, this game rules. 162 00:10:31,183 --> 00:10:32,368 Let's just do this, all right? 163 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:47,128 Hey! You're the kid I sold the Guitar Hero game to. 164 00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:48,039 How are you liking it? 165 00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:51,382 It's okay, I guess. But I need some game guides for it. 166 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:54,094 My manager and producer set up this live thing at the video arcade 167 00:10:54,129 --> 00:10:55,903 where I'm supposed to break a million in front of everybody 168 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:57,370 and I'm... I'm stressing out. 169 00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:00,201 Yeah, Guitar Hero can be pretty stressful. 170 00:11:00,298 --> 00:11:03,272 But you know, maybe instead of a game guide, 171 00:11:03,489 --> 00:11:07,887 you should just buy another game to kind of, ease the stress. 172 00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:14,309 - Have you ever heard of Heroin Hero? - He--Heroin Hero? 173 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,974 It's a way easier game. 174 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,581 All you do is run around a magical forest 175 00:11:17,616 --> 00:11:18,993 and shoot simulated heroin. 176 00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:22,113 You could call it the ultimate first-person shooter. 177 00:11:23,187 --> 00:11:25,063 And there's no score? No crowds? 178 00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:25,639 No, man. 179 00:11:25,741 --> 00:11:27,486 All you do is run through the pretty forest 180 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:28,893 and chase a big dragon. 181 00:11:29,266 --> 00:11:33,477 But you don't ever catch the dragon. You just... keep chasing it. 182 00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:42,252 Chase me. Come on. This way. Shoot up and then you can catch me. 183 00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:43,258 Come on. 184 00:11:44,116 --> 00:11:45,483 Dude, this is awesome. 185 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:53,903 How are they coming? 186 00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:57,346 No worries, Mr. Hart. They'll be ready for the big show in a few days. 187 00:11:57,436 --> 00:12:00,626 They'd better be. I paid good money to rent this place out. 188 00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:06,112 Dammit! 189 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:08,416 Dude, suck. Did you practice last night? 190 00:12:08,677 --> 00:12:09,853 Yeah, I practised last night! 191 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:10,918 Just shut up and play! 192 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:16,004 No, no, you know what? Screw this! 193 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,937 I'm not playing this song! Why did you pick this stupid song? 194 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:21,406 Stan, it's the song we all agreed you would play. 195 00:12:21,556 --> 00:12:24,410 Yeah? Well, I changed my mind! We're changing the song to Cheap Trick! 196 00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:26,473 No way. I hate that bubblegum crap. 197 00:12:26,516 --> 00:12:28,509 Yeah? Well you're not the leader, are you, Thad? 198 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,376 We play the music I wanna play! 199 00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:33,298 Stan, why are you so grumpy-grouchy? 200 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,535 We're playing what I want and I'll select a different song! 201 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,701 Yeah? Well, how about this one? 202 00:12:38,436 --> 00:12:39,207 I quit. 203 00:12:39,606 --> 00:12:41,010 I quit, I quit, I quit. 204 00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:44,061 I quit, I quit, I quit. I quit. 205 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,542 You know what? That's great with me, Thad. 206 00:12:45,545 --> 00:12:47,201 Because I don't need you to break a million points! 207 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,520 I never did! 208 00:12:48,627 --> 00:12:52,189 - Stan, what is the matter with you? - I just wanna play alone, alright? 209 00:12:52,245 --> 00:12:54,836 I can't concentrate with all these assholes riding me all the time! 210 00:12:55,198 --> 00:12:56,230 What is this? 211 00:12:57,738 --> 00:12:58,516 Man... 212 00:12:58,918 --> 00:13:02,159 - Are you playing Heroin Hero? - Just, just a little. 213 00:13:02,306 --> 00:13:05,026 No! Nobody plays Heroin Hero a little! 214 00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:07,735 You know, you never catch the dragon! 215 00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:09,894 I know, but it mellows me out, okay? 216 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,729 You'd better pull your act together, 217 00:13:11,848 --> 00:13:14,156 because now you're gonna have to break a million points 218 00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:16,366 and unlock superstardom solo! 219 00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:18,122 No problem. 220 00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:40,849 - Hey, beat it, kid! We wanna play now! - I'm not done yet. 221 00:13:40,916 --> 00:13:43,560 Hey, I know you. You're Kyle Broflovski. 222 00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:45,974 Didn't you used to have your own Guitar Hero game system? 223 00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,516 No. You're thinking of somebody else. 224 00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:48,341 Yeah, sure. 225 00:13:48,346 --> 00:13:50,416 He's the kid that scored a hundred thousand points. 226 00:13:50,451 --> 00:13:53,908 - How come you're playing here now? - Look, just go ahead and play, alright? 227 00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:55,053 Leave me alone. 228 00:13:57,927 --> 00:13:59,418 Can I get a Fresca, please? 229 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,048 You're good at that game, kid. 230 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,877 Too good to be playing in a dump like this. 231 00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:11,903 Yeah well, I can't really afford to play anymore anyway. 232 00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:13,788 I'm about out of quarters. 233 00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:17,065 Well look, maybe I could use 234 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,078 some extra music playing to this thing on weekend nights. 235 00:14:20,475 --> 00:14:25,347 You come in, work around here a little and maybe you can play it for free. 236 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,436 I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mick, 237 00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:29,032 but I ain't a charity case yet. 238 00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:32,483 Charity case, I'm just trying to help out 239 00:14:32,518 --> 00:14:35,202 a kid who's a little... down on his luck is all. 240 00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:37,105 Thanks, Mick. 241 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,359 Catch me. Come on, catch me. 242 00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:46,526 What's wrong? Follow me. Come on. 243 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,246 Marsh? Stan, you got-- 244 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:50,690 Oh my God! 245 00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:53,028 Get up, Stan! Wake up! 246 00:14:53,086 --> 00:14:54,112 Huh? What? 247 00:14:54,145 --> 00:14:56,791 You're going on in ten minutes! Everybody's coming to see you! 248 00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,667 The dragon. Where did it go? 249 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:00,935 You've gotta pull it together! 250 00:15:03,307 --> 00:15:05,002 Put it together, goddammit! 251 00:15:08,415 --> 00:15:10,857 Thank you for coming to Gamecraft Arcade 252 00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:13,302 to watch Stan Marsh break a million points 253 00:15:13,317 --> 00:15:15,353 and unlock superstardom. 254 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,815 - Go Stan! - All right, Stan, you've got it, man! 255 00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:21,650 Yeah, Stan. 256 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,443 Dude, what's the matter with him? 257 00:15:23,638 --> 00:15:25,911 He's been up for three days straight playing Heroin Hero. 258 00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:28,631 Come on, Stan! You got it! 259 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,924 Goddammit, he's a mess! 260 00:15:43,497 --> 00:15:45,528 Oh man, I can't watch this. 261 00:15:48,985 --> 00:15:52,123 What are you doing? The video crowd is starting to boo! 262 00:15:54,925 --> 00:15:56,740 Come on, guys. Let's get out of here. 263 00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:06,366 The next time you bring me some talent, make sure they're talent-ed. 264 00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:13,542 You blew it! You had it all and you blew it! 265 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,223 Listen to that video crowd! They hate you! 266 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:33,027 There he is! 267 00:16:34,436 --> 00:16:36,173 So, did you break a million yet? 268 00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:39,004 No, I didn't break a million points and unlock superstardom, all right? 269 00:16:39,225 --> 00:16:40,576 I'm done with that stupid game! 270 00:16:40,856 --> 00:16:43,707 Aw, come on. Once you start playing Guitar Hero, 271 00:16:43,742 --> 00:16:45,625 you can't stop till you reach the top. 272 00:16:45,824 --> 00:16:47,485 I just wanna find something else to play. 273 00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:50,691 Have you played Rehab Hero? 274 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:54,162 You get chased by a big dragon, but you keep running away from it. 275 00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:56,888 I just want a nice, simple driving game. How's that? 276 00:16:57,107 --> 00:16:58,991 Sure, kid. Sure. 277 00:17:04,245 --> 00:17:08,417 All right, that was the Splendifs. And now, here's a hit you all remember. 278 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,839 It's the song that two local fourth grade boys 279 00:17:10,874 --> 00:17:13,657 scored a 100,000 points to on Guitar Hero. 280 00:17:14,887 --> 00:17:16,687 Don't know whatever happened to those boys. 281 00:17:16,722 --> 00:17:19,586 I guess they're not playing the game anymore. 282 00:17:55,984 --> 00:18:00,708 Woke up to the sound of pouring rain 283 00:18:01,387 --> 00:18:06,067 The wind would whisper and I'd think of you 284 00:18:06,825 --> 00:18:11,414 And all the tears you cried that called my name 285 00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:16,100 Kyle, could I just talk to you for like five minutes? 286 00:18:17,355 --> 00:18:20,223 - What are you doing here? - Please, it won't take long. 287 00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:21,676 Goddammit. 288 00:18:22,129 --> 00:18:23,966 We're gonna take a short break. Be back in five. 289 00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:31,068 I was listening to you for a while. Dude, you've gotten a lot better. 290 00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:34,962 Oh, thank you! I was so eagerly awaiting your approval of my abilities! 291 00:18:35,857 --> 00:18:38,011 Look, Kyle, the game is still set up at my house and... 292 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,878 maybe we could go try playing it again over there. 293 00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:43,127 Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity! 294 00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:45,201 Oh, thank you, your royal lordship! 295 00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:46,770 That isn't it at all. 296 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,359 You don't get it, Stan! I can play here all I want. 297 00:18:49,374 --> 00:18:52,403 I even get free Frescas. I don't need you anymore! 298 00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:56,405 I know. I need you. 299 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,068 I thought I was having a great time because 300 00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:01,701 I was getting signed by managers and... 301 00:19:01,797 --> 00:19:04,922 going to big sex and coke parties, but then I realized... 302 00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:09,800 I was having fun because I was doing all that with my best friend. 303 00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:14,483 It was pretty fun, wasn't it? 304 00:19:16,277 --> 00:19:17,094 Yeah. 305 00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:20,084 Look, I doubt we could break a million together anyway. 306 00:19:20,684 --> 00:19:23,737 I don't care. I'd just like to play with you again. 307 00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:25,433 For the fun of it. 308 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,370 I don't really see the fun in 309 00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:30,431 not trying to kick that game's ass once and for all! 310 00:19:31,514 --> 00:19:33,732 - What, you mean it? - I think we can do it, Stan. 311 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,764 I've been close to a million a few times by myself. 312 00:19:35,995 --> 00:19:37,029 Then let's go, dude! 313 00:19:37,127 --> 00:19:39,086 Oh wait. Wait, I'm supposed to play here. 314 00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:44,061 Hey, Mick, would you mind if I stepped out for a sec? 315 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,853 Go on, get out of here, kid. 316 00:19:46,022 --> 00:19:48,964 Who needs your wailing and rocking around here anyways? 317 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,441 Thanks, Mick! 318 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,571 All right, dude, let's do this. 319 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,385 What the hell? 320 00:20:01,927 --> 00:20:04,839 Come on, come on. You almost got me. 321 00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:06,965 Catch me. Come on. 322 00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:11,121 - Goddamnit! Dad, get off our X-Box! - Hang on, I almost caught the dragon. 323 00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,242 Hehe, you almost caught me. 324 00:20:14,036 --> 00:20:15,892 No, me and Kyle are gonna play Guitar Hero! 325 00:20:15,905 --> 00:20:18,912 I can get him! Wait! Where's he going now? 326 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,792 You don't ever catch the dragon, Dad! 327 00:20:22,277 --> 00:20:26,812 No! No, I said! I am your father! Put it back on! 328 00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:28,568 Mom, will you get Dad out of here? 329 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:34,017 - Stop cheating, Craig! - How was that cheating? 330 00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:35,941 Because you tricked me, you black asshole! 331 00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:38,112 Fellas! Fellas! 332 00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:41,002 - They're gonna do it! - What? 333 00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:42,296 Stan and Kyle! 334 00:20:42,331 --> 00:20:45,809 They're about to break a million on Guitar Hero and unlock superstardom! 335 00:20:47,285 --> 00:20:48,971 Oh, let's go! Come on, let's go! 336 00:21:00,577 --> 00:21:01,915 They're gonna do it! 337 00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:08,288 - They did it! - Oh my sweet J-Jesus! 338 00:21:08,694 --> 00:21:13,080 You have played Guitar Hero enough to reach one million points! 339 00:21:13,286 --> 00:21:14,832 Congratulations! 340 00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:15,707 You. 341 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,889 Are. 342 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,376 Fags. 343 00:21:26,006 --> 00:21:26,835 That's it? 344 00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:28,762 Goddammit! 345 00:21:29,424 --> 00:21:30,778 Goddammit! 346 00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:39,628 Butters, you wanna play me next? 347 00:21:39,796 --> 00:21:42,324 Okay, but I get to be the one that betrays you 348 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:43,554 after the sex and drugs party. 349 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:14,753 Sync and Edits: VeRdiKT [Subscene.com / Addic7ed.com] 28032

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