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"Guitar Queer-O"
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna have myself a time,
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Friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation,
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind,
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Ample parking day or night,people spouting howdy neighbor,
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I'm heading out to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind,
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I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
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So come on down to South Parkand meet some friends of mine,
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Damn,
you guys are good!
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Sharon, what are
the boys doing?
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Oh, Stan and Kyle bought
a new video game together.
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They can play guitar now?
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No, no, they're just
little plastic controllers.
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You hit the colored buttons and it makes
the guitar track on the game play.
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If they spent half the time
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learning a real instrument
as they do playing that game,
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who knows
what they could accomplish.
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Hey, yeah.
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Dude, listen to that video crowd!
They love us!
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- So you boys like this music, huh?
- Yeah, dude. It's Guitar Hero.
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Stan and Kyle
are really good at it.
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Well you kids wanna see something
really cool? Check this out.
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Once, I rose abovethe noise and confusion.
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Just to get a glimpsebeyond this illusion.
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I was soaringever higher
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but I flew too high.
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- Though my eyes could see I--
- Dad? Dad! What are you doing?
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I can actually play a lot
of these songs on a real guitar.
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You want me
to teach you boys how?
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- Uh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh.
- Yeah, that's stupid, Dad.
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- But--But this is real.
- Real guitars are for old people.
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Do you mind, sir?
We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play.
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Alright, let's try to score
60,000 points this time.
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Are you ready to rock?
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Carry on my wayward son
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There'll be peacewhen you are done
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Lay your weary headto rest
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Don't you cryno more
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Game over!
You suck!
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They're gonna do it!
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Come on, guys,
a hundred thousand points!
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Cartman, shut up!
We're concentrating.
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We did it!
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You have broken
a hundred thousand points!
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You are rock stars!
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Dude, we are
total rock stars now!
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You're not rock stars!
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This is just
a stupid plastic controller.
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Hang on.
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- Stan Marsh?
- Yeah?
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I'm Charles Kincaid,
from the Kincaid Talent Agency.
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I just heard you broke a hundred
thousand points on Guitar Hero.
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- Yeah, we did.
- Well, I'm impressed.
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- And I'd like to be your manager.
- Wow, really?
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Dude! Dude, Kyle, this guy
wants to be our manager!
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- No way!
- For reals?
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Scoring a hundred thousand
points is impressive,
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but I think with
the right label behind you,
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you boys could
make a million points.
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That'd be awesome!
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So, we're in business then?
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- Well, what do you think?
- I like it. That's these boys playing?
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No, that's Kansas.
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But these boys scored
a hundred thousand points to it
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on Expert Level
in Co-op Mode.
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That's pretty
goddamn impressive.
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Alright, we'll sign them
to a one-year deal.
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Yes! You did it, boys.
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Listen, boys, I'm having
a huge celebrity party
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at my giant mansion
tonight.
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Why don't you come by
as my honorary new artists?
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Cool!
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Wow, this is a huge party.
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Oh yes, all the biggest stars
in Colorado are here.
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Dude, dude, that's Ron Zappolo
from Channel 4 News!
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Wow! Oh, and look over there,
that's that Jake Jabs guy
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from American Furniture Warehouse
commercials.
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Everyone? Everyone,
this is Stan and Kyle.
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They just broke a hundred
thousand points on Guitar Hero.
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Please enjoy yourselves, there's lots
more coke and sex in the house.
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Dude! Dude, that's Jay Cutler
over there!
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Quarterback
for the Denver Broncos!
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- Oh my God!
- Would you boys like to meet him?
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Are you serious?
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Jay, I want you
to meet Stan and Kyle.
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They broke a hundred thousand
points on Guitar Hero.
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Wow, really?
Nice to meet you guys.
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Nice to meet you!
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I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad
says you might be good someday.
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Thanks.
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Alex, have you seen
my wife anywhere?
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You boys know Tom Shane
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from the Shane Company
Diamond Store commercials?
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Do we?
He's a legend!
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You remember
these boys, Tom.
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They're gonna break a million points live
at the video arcade in a few weeks.
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That would be impressive.
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Dude, we've arrived.
We're super, awesome and cool.
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Yeah. Life is finally going
to not suck so hard for us.
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You rock!
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All right,
nice rehearsal, boys.
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Dude, I totally miffed that middle part.
Did you see that?
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- Yeah dude, that's almost impossible.
- That was real cool, kids.
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Hey, Kyle, there's
a different controller in my car
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that might work better
for you.
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Why don't you go with Jim
and he'll help you find it?
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Oh, okay. Cool.
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You've got real potential, kid.
I have no doubt you can break a million.
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- Really? That'd be sweet.
- I think you could.
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But as for your friend,
well, to be honest,
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I think
he's holding you back.
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What, you mean, Kyle?
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Look, you score
a lot higher than him.
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There's no question
who the better one is.
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I wanna put you
with some other players,
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find a partner for you who can
really help you max your score.
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But, Kyle and I always play together.
We both chipped in for the game system.
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It's very honorable.
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But you know where loyalty gets you
in a game like Guitar Hero?
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Nowheres.
Just listen to that video crowd.
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I haven't heard a video crowd
go that wild in a long time.
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You've got a chance
to score a million points,
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and I hate to see you
throw it away
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because you're worried
about your friend's feelings.
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You're gonna love
this kid, Stan.
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He's one of the best Guitar Hero
players I've ever seen.
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Except for you, of course.
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Ah, Thad!
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- Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis.
- 'Sup?
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Thad here has backed up a lot
of really great Guitar Hero players.
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Isn't that right, Thad?
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Yup.
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He doesn't even need
a game system to play on.
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He can play Guitar Hero
acoustically.
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Yeah, but can he play Buckethead
on Expert Level?
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Go ahead, Thad.
Show him what you can do.
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Check this out.
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Pretty damn good, huh?
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Yeah, that's pretty good.
But can you play "John the Fisherman"?
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Stan, with this kid backing you,
you're gonna make Guitar Hero history.
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Oh, I love this song.
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Wow wee,
look at him go!
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Hey dude, how's it--
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Kyle.
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I... I thought
you were sick.
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Who is this?
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- This is um... Thad Jarvis.
- 'Sup?
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- What's going on, Stan?
- Kyle, I was gonna tell you later.
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Mr. Kincaid thinks I should play with
Thad for a while.
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But it's our game.
We bought it together.
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I know, and--and
I wanna be fair about it, so,
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I'll buy you
out of your part.
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Buy me out?
What are you saying?!
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What makes you so high and mighty
you can buy me out?
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- Don't put this all on me, Kyle!
- Oh my God, this is so awesome.
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You were the one that's been blowing off
playing after midnight,
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- not playing because you were sick.
- I have been sick!
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Look, the point is I'm never gonna break
a million points playing with you!
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You know that's true!
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I guess I didn't realize it was just
about the points.
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Dude, this game rules.
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Let's just do this,
all right?
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Hey! You're the kid I sold
the Guitar Hero game to.
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How are you liking it?
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It's okay, I guess.
But I need some game guides for it.
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My manager and producer set up
this live thing at the video arcade
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where I'm supposed to break
a million in front of everybody
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and I'm...
I'm stressing out.
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Yeah, Guitar Hero
can be pretty stressful.
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But you know,
maybe instead of a game guide,
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you should just buy another game
to kind of, ease the stress.
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- Have you ever heard of Heroin Hero?
- He--Heroin Hero?
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It's a way easier game.
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All you do is run around
a magical forest
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and shoot simulated heroin.
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You could call it
the ultimate first-person shooter.
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And there's no score?
No crowds?
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No, man.
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All you do is run
through the pretty forest
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and chase a big dragon.
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But you don't ever catch the dragon.
You just... keep chasing it.
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Chase me. Come on. This way.Shoot up and then you can catch me.
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Come on.
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Dude, this is awesome.
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How are they coming?
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No worries, Mr. Hart. They'll be ready
for the big show in a few days.
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They'd better be. I paid good money
to rent this place out.
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Dammit!
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Dude, suck.
Did you practice last night?
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Yeah, I practised
last night!
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Just shut up and play!
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No, no, you know what?
Screw this!
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I'm not playing this song!
Why did you pick this stupid song?
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Stan, it's the song
we all agreed you would play.
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Yeah? Well, I changed my mind!
We're changing the song to Cheap Trick!
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No way.
I hate that bubblegum crap.
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Yeah? Well you're not
the leader, are you, Thad?
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We play the music
I wanna play!
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Stan, why are you
so grumpy-grouchy?
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We're playing what I want
and I'll select a different song!
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Yeah?
Well, how about this one?
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I quit.
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I quit, I quit, I quit.
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I quit, I quit, I quit.
I quit.
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You know what?
That's great with me, Thad.
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Because I don't need you to break
a million points!
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I never did!
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- Stan, what is the matter with you?
- I just wanna play alone, alright?
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I can't concentrate with all these
assholes riding me all the time!
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What is this?
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Man...
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- Are you playing Heroin Hero?
- Just, just a little.
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No! Nobody plays
Heroin Hero a little!
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You know, you never
catch the dragon!
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I know, but it mellows
me out, okay?
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You'd better
pull your act together,
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because now you're gonna have
to break a million points
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and unlock
superstardom solo!
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No problem.
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- Hey, beat it, kid! We wanna play now!
- I'm not done yet.
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Hey, I know you.
You're Kyle Broflovski.
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Didn't you used to have your own
Guitar Hero game system?
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No. You're thinking
of somebody else.
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Yeah, sure.
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He's the kid that scored
a hundred thousand points.
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- How come you're playing here now?
- Look, just go ahead and play, alright?
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Leave me alone.
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Can I get a Fresca,
please?
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You're good
at that game, kid.
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Too good to be playing
in a dump like this.
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Yeah well, I can't really afford
to play anymore anyway.
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I'm about
out of quarters.
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Well look,
maybe I could use
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some extra music playing
to this thing on weekend nights.
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You come in, work around here a little
and maybe you can play it for free.
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I appreciate what you're
trying to do, Mick,
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but I ain't
a charity case yet.
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Charity case,
I'm just trying to help out
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a kid who's a little...
down on his luck is all.
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Thanks, Mick.
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Catch me.
Come on, catch me.
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What's wrong?
Follow me. Come on.
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Marsh?
Stan, you got--
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Oh my God!
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Get up, Stan!
Wake up!
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Huh? What?
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You're going on in ten minutes!
Everybody's coming to see you!
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The dragon.
Where did it go?
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You've gotta pull it
together!
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Put it together,
goddammit!
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Thank you for coming
to Gamecraft Arcade
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to watch Stan Marsh
break a million points
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and unlock superstardom.
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- Go Stan!
- All right, Stan, you've got it, man!
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Yeah, Stan.
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Dude, what's the matter
with him?
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He's been up for three days straight
playing Heroin Hero.
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Come on, Stan!
You got it!
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Goddammit, he's a mess!
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Oh man,
I can't watch this.
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What are you doing?
The video crowd is starting to boo!
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Come on, guys.
Let's get out of here.
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The next time you bring me some talent,
make sure they're talent-ed.
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You blew it! You had it all
and you blew it!
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Listen to that video crowd!
They hate you!
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There he is!
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So, did you break
a million yet?
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No, I didn't break a million points
and unlock superstardom, all right?
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I'm done
with that stupid game!
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Aw, come on.
Once you start playing Guitar Hero,
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you can't stop
till you reach the top.
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I just wanna find
something else to play.
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Have you played
Rehab Hero?
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You get chased by a big dragon,
but you keep running away from it.
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I just want a nice, simple driving game.
How's that?
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Sure, kid. Sure.
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All right, that was the Splendifs.
And now, here's a hit you all remember.
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It's the song that
two local fourth grade boys
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scored a 100,000 points to
on Guitar Hero.
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Don't know whatever
happened to those boys.
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I guess they're not
playing the game anymore.
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Woke up to the soundof pouring rain
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The wind would whisperand I'd think of you
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And all the tears you criedthat called my name
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Kyle, could I just talk to you
for like five minutes?
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- What are you doing here?
- Please, it won't take long.
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Goddammit.
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We're gonna take a short break.
Be back in five.
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I was listening to you for a while.
Dude, you've gotten a lot better.
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Oh, thank you! I was so eagerly awaiting
your approval of my abilities!
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Look, Kyle, the game is still set up
at my house and...
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maybe we could go try
playing it again over there.
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Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to
rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity!
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Oh, thank you,
your royal lordship!
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That isn't it at all.
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You don't get it, Stan!
I can play here all I want.
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I even get free Frescas.
I don't need you anymore!
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I know. I need you.
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I thought I was having
a great time because
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I was getting signed
by managers and...
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going to big sex and coke parties,
but then I realized...
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I was having fun because I was doing
all that with my best friend.
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It was pretty fun,
wasn't it?
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Yeah.
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Look, I doubt we could break
a million together anyway.
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I don't care.
I'd just like to play with you again.
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For the fun of it.
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I don't really see
the fun in
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not trying to kick
that game's ass once and for all!
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- What, you mean it?
- I think we can do it, Stan.
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I've been close to a million
a few times by myself.
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Then let's go, dude!
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Oh wait. Wait,
I'm supposed to play here.
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Hey, Mick, would you mind
if I stepped out for a sec?
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Go on, get out of here, kid.
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Who needs your wailing and
rocking around here anyways?
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Thanks, Mick!
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00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,571
All right, dude,
let's do this.
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What the hell?
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Come on, come on.
You almost got me.
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00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:06,965
Catch me. Come on.
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00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:11,121
- Goddamnit! Dad, get off our X-Box!
- Hang on, I almost caught the dragon.
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00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,242
Hehe, you almost
caught me.
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00:20:14,036 --> 00:20:15,892
No, me and Kyle
are gonna play Guitar Hero!
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I can get him! Wait!
Where's he going now?
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You don't ever catch
the dragon, Dad!
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00:20:22,277 --> 00:20:26,812
No! No, I said!
I am your father! Put it back on!
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00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:28,568
Mom, will you get Dad
out of here?
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00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:34,017
- Stop cheating, Craig!
- How was that cheating?
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Because you tricked me,
you black asshole!
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Fellas! Fellas!
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- They're gonna do it!
- What?
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Stan and Kyle!
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00:20:42,331 --> 00:20:45,809
They're about to break a million on
Guitar Hero and unlock superstardom!
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00:20:47,285 --> 00:20:48,971
Oh, let's go!
Come on, let's go!
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00:21:00,577 --> 00:21:01,915
They're gonna do it!
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00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:08,288
- They did it!
- Oh my sweet J-Jesus!
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You have played Guitar Hero enough
to reach one million points!
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Congratulations!
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You.
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Are.
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Fags.
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That's it?
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Goddammit!
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Goddammit!
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Butters,
you wanna play me next?
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Okay, but I get to be
the one that betrays you
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after the sex and drugs party.
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