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"Imaginationland: Episode 3"
aka
Moistening of the Scrotum
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna have myself a time,
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Friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation,
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind,
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Ample parking day or night,people spouting howdy neighbor,
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I'm heading out to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind,
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I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
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So come on down to South Parkand meet some friends of mine,
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Imaginationlandused to be a happy place.
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But then the terrorists attacked.And so many of us were killed.
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The Barrier came down
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and all the most evil imaginarycharacters were unleashed.
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Now our final battle
will take place.
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The evil charactersare marching toward us.
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With the intentto wipe us all out.
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This is
gonna be fun, huh?
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We prepare for a battlewe cannot win.
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Sweet and cuddlyimagninary characters,
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many who have never held a weapon,must now fight for their very lives.
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We are too few in number,but we have one hope.
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That is where you come in, young boy.
Only you can help us win this battle.
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What can I do?
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You have a power here
that you have yet to understand.
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Help!
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Back it up!
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Look!Right there!
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See that?
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Help!
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What does thatlook like to you?
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It's man-bear pig!
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I told you it was real!
Look again!
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There! Half man,
half bear, and half pig!
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Do you see it?
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Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore.
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Something big is going on
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and the American people
need to know what! I'm off!
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He is recovering, but there's been
some trauma to his brain.
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The boy says he's been hearing
imaginary voices.
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Hello?
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Hello? Anybody?
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Stan?
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Hello?
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Stan?
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Good morning, Kyle.
How are we feeling?
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Cartman, what's happened?
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What's happened?
Well, let's see:
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You bet me that I couldn't prove
leprechauns were real.
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And if I could prove it,
you had to suck my balls, I believe.
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No, I mean what happened
at the Pentagon?
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You just rest, Kyle.
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Look what I made for you.
A sundae.
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It has hot fudge and whipped cream
and a cherry.
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But I feel like something
is missing. Don't you, Kyle?
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What else belongs on a sundae besides
hot fudge and whipped cream.
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Hot fudge, whipped cream.
What else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?
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What else goes on a sundae besides
hot fudge, whipped cream, and...
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Oh, that's right!
My balls!
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Cartman, what is going on out there?
What happened to Stan?
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Oh, he got sucked
through that portal thing
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and they're gonna
nuke it now.
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So are you all set for
your big photo shoot, Kyle?
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Wait, what do you mean?
Stan's in danger?
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Don't try
to change the subject, Kyle.
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You've done a really good job
of trying to get out of this bet,
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but it's finally time
to settle.
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Get ready for your sundae, Kyle.
With extra nuts.
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Aslan, the evil characters
are almost here!
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Get everyone to the battlefield!
Defend the castle walls!
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Quickly, young boy.
We need your powers now!
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- What powers? I don't understand.
- You are real. You are a Creator.
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That means you can imagine things
into existence here.
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I--I can?
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Santa Claus was killed
in the terrorist attack.
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The first thing we need is for you
to bring him back.
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How?
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You just have
to focus your mind.
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Imagine Santa
and nothing else.
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How am I supposed to focus
with all this crap going on?
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Think only of one thing.
Imagine it. Believe in it.
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Whatever is most prominent
in your mind will come to be.
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Butters! You are grounded, mister!
You hear me?
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Grounded!
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No, no, no!
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- What are you doing? We need Santa!
- I'm trying!
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Come on, kid, imagine Santa!
Believe in Santa!
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- You must believe in Santa!
- Believe in Santa! Right now!
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Kevin, can I get some
more bounce off that too, okay?
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Let's just go
with a 5 6 8 split.
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Cartman, will you shut up?
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I'm trying to find out
what's going on.
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A new terrorist attackseems to have taken place.
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This time,in our imagination.
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Al Gore brought this video tothe public's attention,
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sparking demands by everyone whowants to know exactly what's going on.
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We were hoping to keep this quiet
until it was all over,
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but, two days ago, there was
a terrorist attack on our imagination,
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and now our imaginations
are running wild.
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Our imaginations are running wild
and we weren't told?
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By attacking our imagination,
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the terrorists have found
our most vulnerable spot.
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And we've determined that
the best course of action
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is to nuke our imagination.
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Is nuking our imagination
really prudent?
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Aren't there other more peaceful ways
to get our imagination under control?
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Couldn't we trying sending
Kurt Russell into a portal
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to our imagination to try
and reason with the--
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We tried that! And Kurt Russell
was raped by Christmas Critters!
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Ouch.
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The Pentagon claims that becauseimaginary things are not real,
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the military doesn't need Senateapproval to nuke them.
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That's bullcrap, man!
You can't nuke our imagination!
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Don't nuke
our imagination, bro!
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Mike, does the military have
the authority to nuke our imagination?
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Clearly they don't, Steven,
and they're gonna have a big problem,
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because state government
has already set
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a precedent that imaginary
characters are real.
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I cite a famous court case
of Cartman v. Broflovski,
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in which a U.S. found for the plaintiff
who saw a leprechaun.
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Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck
the plaintiff's balls in that case.
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That's right, Steven,yeah.
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Oh for the love of God!
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Hello?Can anybody hear me?
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Stan!
Dude, is that you?
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Kyle? Where are you?I don't see you.
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No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital.
I'm hearing you in my imagination.
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Oh that makes sense.
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Dude, what's happening?
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I'm in like
a gumdrop forest.
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I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up
and dead with pee in her eye.
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Wait, hang on. I think something
really big is about to go down.
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- The evil characters are here.
- Defend Castle Sunshine.
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There's no time left! You have
to get control of your imagination,
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and bring Santa back now!
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Santa. Santa.
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Think. Jolly old Santa.
Red suit, white beard.
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Red suit, white beard.
Santa!
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How does that look?
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Can you see my balls
and the sundae in frame?
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A shocking new development inthe nuking of imagination!
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The Supreme Court has ruled
with the military
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that imaginary things
are officially not real,
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and therefore no approval
is needed to nuke them.
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- Thank you.
- Oh no.
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This of course overturns any
imagination-based verdicts in the past,
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including the famous
Cartman v. Broflovski ballsucking case.
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What?
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So it appears the military is ready
to proceed with its operation,
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one they are calling
"Operation Nuke the Imagination
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"Through the Imagination Doorway."
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Kyle?What's happening?
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The government is
gonna nuke Imaginationland.
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What?! You can'tlet them do that!
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- What am I supposed to do?
- Dude, you have to stall them!
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What is that? Hey!Get out of here! Leave me alone!
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Stan? Stan?
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to try to save Stan
and Butters from getting nuked!
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Okay, okay, but you have
to suck my balls first real quick.
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No, I don't!
The decision was overturned.
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- We had a deal, Kyle!
- Yeah, that leprechauns were real!
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And the government just declared they
aren't technically real, so I was right!
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It's over! I don't have
to suck your balls!
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It isn't over!
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It isn't over, Kyle!
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I have not waited this long to see
you weasel your way out of this bet!
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Go ahead and go.
But I swear on my life!
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Before this day is over!
You will suck my balls!
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I swear it!
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We need more spinach
for Popeye.
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- I got one. I got him.
- Hey there.
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We're losing the battle!
There are simply too many of them!
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- Then the day is lost.
- Wait! Aslan, look!
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- What? What happened?
- You did it, kid!
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Quickly, Santa!
They need you on the battlefield!
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Oh, all right.
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Make way for Santa!
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Now you see your potential,
young Creator.
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But there is still much more we need
from you if we are to win this day!
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This area is restricted,
little boy.
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Please, I need to talk
to the people inside.
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They can't set off
that nuke.
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Get behind the line
with the other protesters.
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No nukes
in our imagination, bro!
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You don't understand!
My friend is in Imaginationland.
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I can hear him
in my head!
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You pot-smoking hippies aren't
getting through here, so back off!
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- Stop that nuke!
- Stop that nuke!
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Stop that nuke!
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What's going on here?
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The military
has to do this!
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It's their only way
to kill man-bear-pig.
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Good, Butters. Now imagine some
more archers on the castle walls!
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Aslan!
We're losing the battle!
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We managed to fight off the vampires
and werewolves, but...
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Now our troops are being shot down
by the Cavity Creeps.
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Cavity Creeps?
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We make holes in teeth!
We make holes in teeth!
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- What can destroy the Cavity Creeps?
- Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control.
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Quickly! You must imagine
a giant Crest Gel!
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Yes!
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His powers are getting stronger.
We might just have a chance here.
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Aslan, we've captured
a spy!
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He was sneaking around
the Gumdrop Forest!
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Stan!
Hey look, I imagined Stan here!
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No, no! I got sucked through Project
Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon.
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Project Imagination Doorway?
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Nevermind! The battle is almost won!
We can deal with him later.
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No, no, you don't understand.
There's a nuke.
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The government is about to level
this entire place.
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What?
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Why would they nuke
Imaginationland?
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So the terrorists can't ever
use it against us again.
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We can get Imaginationland
under control.
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The Chosen One
just needs more time!
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- The Chosen One?
- Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key.
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Missile launch sequenceinitiated.
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All right, people,
I want this nuking done by the books.
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- Sir, we have a security breach!
- What?
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There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, sir.
It's coming from sector two!
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Sector two?
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What the hell do you think you're doing,
declaring leprechauns aren't real?
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What?
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You just can't declare that
imaginary things aren't real!
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Who are you to say
what's real?
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Think about it: Is blue real?
Is love really real?
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Imaginary things are things made up
by people, like Santa and Rudolph.
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Yeah and they detract
from real things, like Jesus.
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Maybe Jesus
is imaginary too.
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Oh, you'd better not say that!
You'll go to Hell!
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It's possible that
Hell is also imaginary.
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So then,
we're about to nuke Hell...
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That's a good thing, right?
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Hell yeah,
that's a good thing, yeah.
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What if Heaven is imaginary?
We'd be nuking Heaven.
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- Yeah, but it wouldn't be real.
- So it'd be all right.
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Look, maybe they're all part
of the same thing.
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Santa and Jesus
and Hell and leprechauns.
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Maybe they're all real
in the same way, right?
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Santa Claus and leprechauns
are imaginary,
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but Jesus and Hell are real!
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- Well then, what about Buddha?
- Well of course, he's imaginary!
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Aw, see? Now you're being
intolerant, Tom.
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Am I real?
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All right, enough!
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Keep that kid out of the way and
let's get back to the nuking at hand!
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No! Leprechauns are real,
goddamnit!
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Kyle?
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Kyle, what happened?
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Nothing.
- What?
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Nothing happened!
There's nothing I can do!
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Dude, you can't let the governmentfire off that nuke!
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They say they can do whatever they want
because imaginary things aren't real!
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Well, you have to convince themthey are real!
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No way, dude, then I'd have
to suck Cartman's balls.
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Whatever it takes,you have to do it, all right?
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Hang on, Kyle,Jesus wants to talk to you.
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- Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus.
- Oh boy...
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What seems to bethe problem, my child?
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Jesus, I can't do anything.
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I'm just a fourth grader going
against the entire government.
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Hello? Jesus?
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No. Hey, Kyle.This is Luke Skywalker.
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Look, I know this seems likean impossible task,
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but do you remember whenI brought down the Death Star?
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I mean, that seemedimpossible too, right?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Okay. Now hold on,because Superman is here
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and he wantsto say something.
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- Kyle, this is Superman.
- Hi, Superman.
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I know that saving people canbe a big responsibility,
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but no matter what it takes,it's worth it.
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I know.
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You can do this, Kyle.
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Now hang on, because Herculeswants to talk to you.
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Oh God.
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Yes, God is here too.
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He's gonna talk to youright after Captain Crunch.
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Popeye,
I need some help here!
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Popeye is being killed by
Christmas Critters.
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Get off of me!
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Hey, what is that?
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More spinach for Popeye!
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Imagine an M60
for Jesus!
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All right!
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The boy is doing it!
Everything is going to be okay!
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Missile launchin one minute.
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Goddammit, you stupid assholes
are going to ruin everything!
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- Prepare for launch.
- Sir, we have a security breach!
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- What?
- There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert.
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- It's coming from sector two!
- Sector two?
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Kyle?
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- The hell are you doing back here?
- Listen, you don't have to do this!
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Our imaginations
aren't running wild anymore.
294
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:33,117
Why is it so easy for children
to break into the Pentagon?
295
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You have to stop!
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If I'm not mistaken, you're the one
who bet that leprechauns weren't real.
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- So why do you care what happens?
- Because I...
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Because I think
they are real.
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It's all real.
Think about it.
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Haven't Luke Skywalker
and Santa Claus
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affected your lives more than
most real people in this room?
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I mean, whether
Jesus is real or not,
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he's had a bigger impact on the world
than any of us have.
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And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny
and Superman and Harry Potter.
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They've changed my life,
changed the way I act on the Earth.
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Doesn't that make them
kind of "real."
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They might be imaginary,
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but they're more important
than most of us here.
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And they're all gonna be around
long after we're dead.
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So in a way, those things are
more realer than any of us.
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Abort the sequence.
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So Kyle, imaginary things
are real, huh?
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Guess that means I did
win the bet after all.
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And you know
what that means, Kyle.
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Just let it go with your
fucking balls already,
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you fucking asshole!
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Your friends have been
in danger
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and all you care about
is this stupid bet!
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Well I've decided, Cartman.
Even if we had a bet,
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that I am never sucking your balls,
you got that?
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They can throw me in jail
for the rest of my life,
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but I am never going to suck
your balls, ever! So there!
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00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:07,632
What happened?
Why hasn't the missile gone off?
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00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:11,785
- There's been an abort, Mr. Gore.
- No! Man-bear-pig has to die!
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Oh Jesus, no!
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00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:31,917
That's it, Aslan!
The evil characters have fled!
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The day is ours!
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- Kyle!
- Fellas! Where'd you come from?
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What is that?
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He did it!
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Oh look, I'm back!
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Nice going, kid.
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The evil characters!
They're all back behind the wall again.
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- Dude! How did you do that, Butters?
- Well, I just used my imagination.
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You know, I really have learned
a lot, you guys.
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What Kyle said about
imaginary things being real
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and Butters using
his imagination?
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It makes me think that...
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00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:05,038
Well maybe we all have the power
to make things a reality.
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00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:11,159
Oh why look, it's me.
And...
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And there's Kyle.
And what's Kyle about to do?
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Cartman, don't!
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00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:22,550
Oh Kyle! What are you doing
to my balls?
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00:20:22,585 --> 00:20:25,589
Oh, look!
It's Kyle sucking my balls!
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00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:27,689
- Dude.
- Oh my God.
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00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,177
Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls,
aren't you?
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00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:33,559
I told you you would suck my balls
before this was over, didn't I, Kyle?
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00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:36,639
I'm not sucking your balls.
That's imaginary!
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00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:40,010
No, Kyle, I believe you said
that imaginary things are real.
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That's true. You did.
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Oh, look at you go, Kyle!
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Oh, you dirty girl!
You love those balls.
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00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:52,235
Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking.
We need to get you boys home.
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I am not sucking
Cartman's balls!
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Whatever you imagine
to be real, is real.
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00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:02,569
Butters? Butters!
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00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:04,237
What?
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00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,053
Oh, it was all just
a dream.
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- Come on, Butters, time to get up.
- Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream!
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00:21:13,577 --> 00:21:17,184
I saved all of Imaginationland from
running wild after a terrorist attack!
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00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,871
You were in Imaginationland, Butters!
We've read all about it in the paper!
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00:21:21,075 --> 00:21:21,691
The question is:
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What were you doing
in Imaginationland
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when you were supposed to be helping
your mother clean up the basement?
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00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,779
You are grounded, mister!
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- Wait, I'm not grounded.
- Oh yes, you are!
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00:21:34,698 --> 00:21:35,670
Oh yeah?
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00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,248
That only works in Imaginationland.
You're grounded!
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Ah shit.30854
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