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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:09,175 "Imaginationland: Episode 3" aka Moistening of the Scrotum 2 00:00:09,587 --> 00:00:13,039 I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time, 3 00:00:13,074 --> 00:00:16,298 Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation, 4 00:00:16,329 --> 00:00:19,641 I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind, 5 00:00:19,657 --> 00:00:22,988 Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor, 6 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:26,101 I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind, 7 00:00:26,210 --> 00:00:29,719 I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it. 8 00:00:29,754 --> 00:00:32,635 So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine, 9 00:00:37,958 --> 00:00:41,826 Imaginationland used to be a happy place. 10 00:00:42,211 --> 00:00:47,150 But then the terrorists attacked. And so many of us were killed. 11 00:00:47,402 --> 00:00:49,140 The Barrier came down 12 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:53,499 and all the most evil imaginary characters were unleashed. 13 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:57,191 Now our final battle will take place. 14 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:01,247 The evil characters are marching toward us. 15 00:01:02,178 --> 00:01:04,672 With the intent to wipe us all out. 16 00:01:05,321 --> 00:01:07,178 This is gonna be fun, huh? 17 00:01:09,739 --> 00:01:12,648 We prepare for a battle we cannot win. 18 00:01:12,897 --> 00:01:15,690 Sweet and cuddly imagninary characters, 19 00:01:16,114 --> 00:01:21,252 many who have never held a weapon, must now fight for their very lives. 20 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:26,339 We are too few in number, but we have one hope. 21 00:01:26,673 --> 00:01:31,934 That is where you come in, young boy. Only you can help us win this battle. 22 00:01:32,712 --> 00:01:33,911 What can I do? 23 00:01:34,585 --> 00:01:38,488 You have a power here that you have yet to understand. 24 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:51,385 Help! 25 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:53,269 Back it up! 26 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:56,720 Look! Right there! 27 00:01:57,397 --> 00:01:58,146 See that? 28 00:01:58,746 --> 00:01:59,279 Help! 29 00:02:00,418 --> 00:02:01,918 What does that look like to you? 30 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,257 It's man-bear pig! 31 00:02:04,941 --> 00:02:07,650 I told you it was real! Look again! 32 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:13,968 There! Half man, half bear, and half pig! 33 00:02:14,348 --> 00:02:15,511 Do you see it? 34 00:02:16,312 --> 00:02:18,299 Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore. 35 00:02:18,618 --> 00:02:20,425 Something big is going on 36 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:23,757 and the American people need to know what! I'm off! 37 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:34,080 He is recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain. 38 00:02:34,204 --> 00:02:37,431 The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices. 39 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:40,229 Hello? 40 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,657 Hello? Anybody? 41 00:02:44,603 --> 00:02:45,547 Stan? 42 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:47,125 Hello? 43 00:02:48,474 --> 00:02:49,202 Stan? 44 00:02:49,844 --> 00:02:52,263 Good morning, Kyle. How are we feeling? 45 00:02:52,567 --> 00:02:53,549 Cartman, what's happened? 46 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,286 What's happened? Well, let's see: 47 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,108 You bet me that I couldn't prove leprechauns were real. 48 00:02:58,230 --> 00:03:01,600 And if I could prove it, you had to suck my balls, I believe. 49 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,709 No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon? 50 00:03:03,744 --> 00:03:04,893 You just rest, Kyle. 51 00:03:05,384 --> 00:03:07,730 Look what I made for you. A sundae. 52 00:03:08,496 --> 00:03:11,095 It has hot fudge and whipped cream and a cherry. 53 00:03:11,146 --> 00:03:14,117 But I feel like something is missing. Don't you, Kyle? 54 00:03:14,607 --> 00:03:18,999 What else belongs on a sundae besides hot fudge and whipped cream. 55 00:03:20,162 --> 00:03:24,132 Hot fudge, whipped cream. What else belongs on a sundae, Kyle? 56 00:03:24,527 --> 00:03:28,439 What else goes on a sundae besides hot fudge, whipped cream, and... 57 00:03:28,871 --> 00:03:31,901 Oh, that's right! My balls! 58 00:03:32,217 --> 00:03:34,881 Cartman, what is going on out there? What happened to Stan? 59 00:03:35,362 --> 00:03:36,989 Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing 60 00:03:37,024 --> 00:03:37,932 and they're gonna nuke it now. 61 00:03:37,999 --> 00:03:40,319 So are you all set for your big photo shoot, Kyle? 62 00:03:40,459 --> 00:03:42,175 Wait, what do you mean? Stan's in danger? 63 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:43,861 Don't try to change the subject, Kyle. 64 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:46,094 You've done a really good job of trying to get out of this bet, 65 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,669 but it's finally time to settle. 66 00:03:48,581 --> 00:03:51,552 Get ready for your sundae, Kyle. With extra nuts. 67 00:03:55,098 --> 00:03:57,703 Aslan, the evil characters are almost here! 68 00:03:57,860 --> 00:04:00,622 Get everyone to the battlefield! Defend the castle walls! 69 00:04:00,752 --> 00:04:03,262 Quickly, young boy. We need your powers now! 70 00:04:03,421 --> 00:04:08,729 - What powers? I don't understand. - You are real. You are a Creator. 71 00:04:09,032 --> 00:04:12,673 That means you can imagine things into existence here. 72 00:04:13,173 --> 00:04:14,026 I--I can? 73 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:17,259 Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack. 74 00:04:17,697 --> 00:04:20,598 The first thing we need is for you to bring him back. 75 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:22,655 How? 76 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:24,294 You just have to focus your mind. 77 00:04:24,493 --> 00:04:26,464 Imagine Santa and nothing else. 78 00:04:26,669 --> 00:04:29,023 How am I supposed to focus with all this crap going on? 79 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:32,746 Think only of one thing. Imagine it. Believe in it. 80 00:04:33,117 --> 00:04:36,690 Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be. 81 00:04:41,472 --> 00:04:45,601 Butters! You are grounded, mister! You hear me? 82 00:04:45,637 --> 00:04:47,357 Grounded! 83 00:04:48,513 --> 00:04:50,037 No, no, no! 84 00:04:51,304 --> 00:04:54,967 - What are you doing? We need Santa! - I'm trying! 85 00:04:54,977 --> 00:04:58,208 Come on, kid, imagine Santa! Believe in Santa! 86 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:02,925 - You must believe in Santa! - Believe in Santa! Right now! 87 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:10,459 Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that too, okay? 88 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:12,638 Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split. 89 00:05:12,673 --> 00:05:13,597 Cartman, will you shut up? 90 00:05:13,632 --> 00:05:14,912 I'm trying to find out what's going on. 91 00:05:15,475 --> 00:05:18,183 A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place. 92 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,329 This time, in our imagination. 93 00:05:20,845 --> 00:05:23,541 Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention, 94 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:27,091 sparking demands by everyone who wants to know exactly what's going on. 95 00:05:27,796 --> 00:05:31,307 We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over, 96 00:05:31,308 --> 00:05:36,025 but, two days ago, there was a terrorist attack on our imagination, 97 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:40,232 and now our imaginations are running wild. 98 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:45,258 Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told? 99 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:47,110 By attacking our imagination, 100 00:05:47,201 --> 00:05:49,712 the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot. 101 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,743 And we've determined that the best course of action 102 00:05:51,778 --> 00:05:53,710 is to nuke our imagination. 103 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:58,277 Is nuking our imagination really prudent? 104 00:05:58,296 --> 00:06:02,173 Aren't there other more peaceful ways to get our imagination under control? 105 00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:05,192 Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell into a portal 106 00:06:05,227 --> 00:06:06,787 to our imagination to try and reason with the-- 107 00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:10,219 We tried that! And Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters! 108 00:06:12,555 --> 00:06:13,502 Ouch. 109 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:19,260 The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things are not real, 110 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:22,461 the military doesn't need Senate approval to nuke them. 111 00:06:22,769 --> 00:06:26,537 That's bullcrap, man! You can't nuke our imagination! 112 00:06:26,665 --> 00:06:29,165 Don't nuke our imagination, bro! 113 00:06:30,884 --> 00:06:34,211 Mike, does the military have the authority to nuke our imagination? 114 00:06:34,313 --> 00:06:37,122 Clearly they don't, Steven, and they're gonna have a big problem, 115 00:06:37,157 --> 00:06:39,163 because state government has already set 116 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,745 a precedent that imaginary characters are real. 117 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,995 I cite a famous court case of Cartman v. Broflovski, 118 00:06:45,173 --> 00:06:48,162 in which a U.S. found for the plaintiff who saw a leprechaun. 119 00:06:48,453 --> 00:06:52,075 Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case. 120 00:06:52,119 --> 00:06:53,329 That's right, Steven, yeah. 121 00:06:53,617 --> 00:06:54,975 Oh for the love of God! 122 00:06:55,426 --> 00:06:57,785 Hello? Can anybody hear me? 123 00:06:57,946 --> 00:06:59,810 Stan! Dude, is that you? 124 00:07:01,384 --> 00:07:03,954 Kyle? Where are you? I don't see you. 125 00:07:04,368 --> 00:07:07,858 No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital. I'm hearing you in my imagination. 126 00:07:10,126 --> 00:07:11,391 Oh that makes sense. 127 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:13,057 Dude, what's happening? 128 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:15,866 I'm in like a gumdrop forest. 129 00:07:16,393 --> 00:07:19,250 I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead with pee in her eye. 130 00:07:22,636 --> 00:07:25,854 Wait, hang on. I think something really big is about to go down. 131 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:34,284 - The evil characters are here. - Defend Castle Sunshine. 132 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:56,296 There's no time left! You have to get control of your imagination, 133 00:07:56,331 --> 00:07:57,910 and bring Santa back now! 134 00:07:58,206 --> 00:08:00,940 Santa. Santa. 135 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,552 Think. Jolly old Santa. Red suit, white beard. 136 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:08,485 Red suit, white beard. Santa! 137 00:08:14,322 --> 00:08:15,143 How does that look? 138 00:08:15,223 --> 00:08:17,025 Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame? 139 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,668 A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination! 140 00:08:21,193 --> 00:08:23,559 The Supreme Court has ruled with the military 141 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,088 that imaginary things are officially not real, 142 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,876 and therefore no approval is needed to nuke them. 143 00:08:29,003 --> 00:08:30,662 - Thank you. - Oh no. 144 00:08:30,749 --> 00:08:34,737 This of course overturns any imagination-based verdicts in the past, 145 00:08:34,886 --> 00:08:38,098 including the famous Cartman v. Broflovski ballsucking case. 146 00:08:39,017 --> 00:08:39,643 What? 147 00:08:39,874 --> 00:08:43,095 So it appears the military is ready to proceed with its operation, 148 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:46,588 one they are calling "Operation Nuke the Imagination 149 00:08:46,623 --> 00:08:48,263 "Through the Imagination Doorway." 150 00:08:48,587 --> 00:08:50,420 Kyle? What's happening? 151 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,079 The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland. 152 00:08:53,114 --> 00:08:54,697 What?! You can't let them do that! 153 00:08:55,059 --> 00:08:57,715 - What am I supposed to do? - Dude, you have to stall them! 154 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:02,552 What is that? Hey! Get out of here! Leave me alone! 155 00:09:02,774 --> 00:09:04,847 Stan? Stan? 156 00:09:06,582 --> 00:09:07,370 Where are you going? 157 00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:09,599 I'm going to try to save Stan and Butters from getting nuked! 158 00:09:09,773 --> 00:09:11,887 Okay, okay, but you have to suck my balls first real quick. 159 00:09:12,055 --> 00:09:14,074 No, I don't! The decision was overturned. 160 00:09:14,627 --> 00:09:18,168 - We had a deal, Kyle! - Yeah, that leprechauns were real! 161 00:09:18,203 --> 00:09:20,761 And the government just declared they aren't technically real, so I was right! 162 00:09:20,839 --> 00:09:22,889 It's over! I don't have to suck your balls! 163 00:09:23,348 --> 00:09:25,169 It isn't over! 164 00:09:26,411 --> 00:09:27,627 It isn't over, Kyle! 165 00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:31,803 I have not waited this long to see you weasel your way out of this bet! 166 00:09:32,146 --> 00:09:35,571 Go ahead and go. But I swear on my life! 167 00:09:36,048 --> 00:09:40,362 Before this day is over! You will suck my balls! 168 00:09:41,968 --> 00:09:43,159 I swear it! 169 00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:56,727 We need more spinach for Popeye. 170 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:02,667 - I got one. I got him. - Hey there. 171 00:10:07,448 --> 00:10:10,696 We're losing the battle! There are simply too many of them! 172 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:14,377 - Then the day is lost. - Wait! Aslan, look! 173 00:10:15,844 --> 00:10:20,018 - What? What happened? - You did it, kid! 174 00:10:20,044 --> 00:10:22,777 Quickly, Santa! They need you on the battlefield! 175 00:10:24,085 --> 00:10:25,757 Oh, all right. 176 00:10:27,062 --> 00:10:28,998 Make way for Santa! 177 00:10:31,658 --> 00:10:34,407 Now you see your potential, young Creator. 178 00:10:34,442 --> 00:10:37,591 But there is still much more we need from you if we are to win this day! 179 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,787 This area is restricted, little boy. 180 00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:46,744 Please, I need to talk to the people inside. 181 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,116 They can't set off that nuke. 182 00:10:48,151 --> 00:10:50,660 Get behind the line with the other protesters. 183 00:10:51,426 --> 00:10:54,305 No nukes in our imagination, bro! 184 00:10:56,648 --> 00:10:58,971 You don't understand! My friend is in Imaginationland. 185 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,113 I can hear him in my head! 186 00:11:00,114 --> 00:11:03,247 You pot-smoking hippies aren't getting through here, so back off! 187 00:11:04,393 --> 00:11:08,353 - Stop that nuke! - Stop that nuke! 188 00:11:08,388 --> 00:11:10,150 Stop that nuke! 189 00:11:10,185 --> 00:11:11,868 What's going on here? 190 00:11:14,435 --> 00:11:16,480 The military has to do this! 191 00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:19,201 It's their only way to kill man-bear-pig. 192 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,444 Good, Butters. Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls! 193 00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:37,269 Aslan! We're losing the battle! 194 00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:40,379 We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, but... 195 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,612 Now our troops are being shot down by the Cavity Creeps. 196 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,520 Cavity Creeps? 197 00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:49,465 We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth! 198 00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:53,902 - What can destroy the Cavity Creeps? - Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control. 199 00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:57,121 Quickly! You must imagine a giant Crest Gel! 200 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:01,437 Yes! 201 00:12:02,637 --> 00:12:06,485 His powers are getting stronger. We might just have a chance here. 202 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,565 Aslan, we've captured a spy! 203 00:12:08,865 --> 00:12:10,835 He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest! 204 00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:13,835 Stan! Hey look, I imagined Stan here! 205 00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:17,515 No, no! I got sucked through Project Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon. 206 00:12:18,073 --> 00:12:20,024 Project Imagination Doorway? 207 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:25,234 Nevermind! The battle is almost won! We can deal with him later. 208 00:12:25,603 --> 00:12:27,820 No, no, you don't understand. There's a nuke. 209 00:12:27,871 --> 00:12:29,960 The government is about to level this entire place. 210 00:12:30,481 --> 00:12:31,638 What? 211 00:12:31,673 --> 00:12:33,735 Why would they nuke Imaginationland? 212 00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:36,214 So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again. 213 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,719 We can get Imaginationland under control. 214 00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:40,416 The Chosen One just needs more time! 215 00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:43,786 - The Chosen One? - Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key. 216 00:12:45,021 --> 00:12:47,510 Missile launch sequence initiated. 217 00:12:47,545 --> 00:12:50,557 All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books. 218 00:12:50,592 --> 00:12:52,627 - Sir, we have a security breach! - What? 219 00:12:52,659 --> 00:12:55,874 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, sir. It's coming from sector two! 220 00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:57,328 Sector two? 221 00:13:01,359 --> 00:13:05,132 What the hell do you think you're doing, declaring leprechauns aren't real? 222 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,746 What? 223 00:13:06,781 --> 00:13:09,607 You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real! 224 00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,163 Who are you to say what's real? 225 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:14,462 Think about it: Is blue real? Is love really real? 226 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,928 Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph. 227 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:22,757 Yeah and they detract from real things, like Jesus. 228 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,086 Maybe Jesus is imaginary too. 229 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:28,160 Oh, you'd better not say that! You'll go to Hell! 230 00:13:28,205 --> 00:13:30,790 It's possible that Hell is also imaginary. 231 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,921 So then, we're about to nuke Hell... 232 00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:35,467 That's a good thing, right? 233 00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:37,774 Hell yeah, that's a good thing, yeah. 234 00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:41,035 What if Heaven is imaginary? We'd be nuking Heaven. 235 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,630 - Yeah, but it wouldn't be real. - So it'd be all right. 236 00:13:43,693 --> 00:13:45,957 Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing. 237 00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:48,918 Santa and Jesus and Hell and leprechauns. 238 00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:51,376 Maybe they're all real in the same way, right? 239 00:13:51,406 --> 00:13:53,787 Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary, 240 00:13:53,822 --> 00:13:55,621 but Jesus and Hell are real! 241 00:13:55,681 --> 00:13:59,095 - Well then, what about Buddha? - Well of course, he's imaginary! 242 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,384 Aw, see? Now you're being intolerant, Tom. 243 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:02,932 Am I real? 244 00:14:03,491 --> 00:14:04,517 All right, enough! 245 00:14:04,939 --> 00:14:07,662 Keep that kid out of the way and let's get back to the nuking at hand! 246 00:14:07,841 --> 00:14:10,311 No! Leprechauns are real, goddamnit! 247 00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:14,214 Kyle? 248 00:14:15,329 --> 00:14:16,463 Kyle, what happened? 249 00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:18,771 Nothing. - What? 250 00:14:18,888 --> 00:14:21,159 Nothing happened! There's nothing I can do! 251 00:14:21,577 --> 00:14:23,909 Dude, you can't let the government fire off that nuke! 252 00:14:24,571 --> 00:14:27,732 They say they can do whatever they want because imaginary things aren't real! 253 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:29,594 Well, you have to convince them they are real! 254 00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:32,680 No way, dude, then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls. 255 00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:35,047 Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right? 256 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,557 Hang on, Kyle, Jesus wants to talk to you. 257 00:14:39,690 --> 00:14:43,151 - Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus. - Oh boy... 258 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,288 What seems to be the problem, my child? 259 00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:46,943 Jesus, I can't do anything. 260 00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:49,893 I'm just a fourth grader going against the entire government. 261 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:54,038 Hello? Jesus? 262 00:14:54,132 --> 00:14:57,491 No. Hey, Kyle. This is Luke Skywalker. 263 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,143 Look, I know this seems like an impossible task, 264 00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:03,405 but do you remember when I brought down the Death Star? 265 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,039 I mean, that seemed impossible too, right? 266 00:15:06,429 --> 00:15:07,570 Yeah, I guess. 267 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,220 Okay. Now hold on, because Superman is here 268 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:11,599 and he wants to say something. 269 00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:15,252 - Kyle, this is Superman. - Hi, Superman. 270 00:15:15,408 --> 00:15:18,262 I know that saving people can be a big responsibility, 271 00:15:18,277 --> 00:15:20,140 but no matter what it takes, it's worth it. 272 00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:21,295 I know. 273 00:15:21,477 --> 00:15:22,748 You can do this, Kyle. 274 00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:25,000 Now hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you. 275 00:15:25,031 --> 00:15:26,031 Oh God. 276 00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:27,248 Yes, God is here too. 277 00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:29,205 He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch. 278 00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:38,987 Popeye, I need some help here! 279 00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:41,919 Popeye is being killed by Christmas Critters. 280 00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:44,283 Get off of me! 281 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,426 Hey, what is that? 282 00:15:51,109 --> 00:15:53,009 More spinach for Popeye! 283 00:15:55,545 --> 00:15:57,627 Imagine an M60 for Jesus! 284 00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:00,073 All right! 285 00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:04,028 The boy is doing it! Everything is going to be okay! 286 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,842 Missile launch in one minute. 287 00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:11,356 Goddammit, you stupid assholes are going to ruin everything! 288 00:16:11,585 --> 00:16:14,601 - Prepare for launch. - Sir, we have a security breach! 289 00:16:14,661 --> 00:16:17,014 - What? - There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert. 290 00:16:17,049 --> 00:16:19,675 - It's coming from sector two! - Sector two? 291 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:23,750 Kyle? 292 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,603 - The hell are you doing back here? - Listen, you don't have to do this! 293 00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:29,630 Our imaginations aren't running wild anymore. 294 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:33,117 Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon? 295 00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:34,924 You have to stop! 296 00:16:34,932 --> 00:16:38,780 If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet that leprechauns weren't real. 297 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,495 - So why do you care what happens? - Because I... 298 00:16:43,985 --> 00:16:46,039 Because I think they are real. 299 00:16:46,826 --> 00:16:49,201 It's all real. Think about it. 300 00:16:49,604 --> 00:16:51,501 Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus 301 00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:54,471 affected your lives more than most real people in this room? 302 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,911 I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, 303 00:16:57,912 --> 00:17:00,230 he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. 304 00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:04,364 And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and Superman and Harry Potter. 305 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:08,170 They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. 306 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:10,349 Doesn't that make them kind of "real." 307 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,237 They might be imaginary, 308 00:17:13,272 --> 00:17:15,555 but they're more important than most of us here. 309 00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:18,306 And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. 310 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:23,265 So in a way, those things are more realer than any of us. 311 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,688 Abort the sequence. 312 00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:44,208 So Kyle, imaginary things are real, huh? 313 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,701 Guess that means I did win the bet after all. 314 00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:48,717 And you know what that means, Kyle. 315 00:17:48,966 --> 00:17:50,890 Just let it go with your fucking balls already, 316 00:17:50,925 --> 00:17:52,015 you fucking asshole! 317 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,175 Your friends have been in danger 318 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,802 and all you care about is this stupid bet! 319 00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:57,000 Well I've decided, Cartman. Even if we had a bet, 320 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,292 that I am never sucking your balls, you got that? 321 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,306 They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, 322 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,624 but I am never going to suck your balls, ever! So there! 323 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:07,632 What happened? Why hasn't the missile gone off? 324 00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:11,785 - There's been an abort, Mr. Gore. - No! Man-bear-pig has to die! 325 00:18:12,246 --> 00:18:13,360 Oh Jesus, no! 326 00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:31,917 That's it, Aslan! The evil characters have fled! 327 00:18:32,392 --> 00:18:33,863 The day is ours! 328 00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:42,784 - Kyle! - Fellas! Where'd you come from? 329 00:18:44,761 --> 00:18:45,744 What is that? 330 00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:34,816 He did it! 331 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:38,320 Oh look, I'm back! 332 00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:40,266 Nice going, kid. 333 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:46,534 The evil characters! They're all back behind the wall again. 334 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:51,360 - Dude! How did you do that, Butters? - Well, I just used my imagination. 335 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,608 You know, I really have learned a lot, you guys. 336 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,871 What Kyle said about imaginary things being real 337 00:19:58,872 --> 00:20:00,696 and Butters using his imagination? 338 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,318 It makes me think that... 339 00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:05,038 Well maybe we all have the power to make things a reality. 340 00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:11,159 Oh why look, it's me. And... 341 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:16,339 And there's Kyle. And what's Kyle about to do? 342 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,388 Cartman, don't! 343 00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:22,550 Oh Kyle! What are you doing to my balls? 344 00:20:22,585 --> 00:20:25,589 Oh, look! It's Kyle sucking my balls! 345 00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:27,689 - Dude. - Oh my God. 346 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,177 Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you? 347 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:33,559 I told you you would suck my balls before this was over, didn't I, Kyle? 348 00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:36,639 I'm not sucking your balls. That's imaginary! 349 00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:40,010 No, Kyle, I believe you said that imaginary things are real. 350 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,858 That's true. You did. 351 00:20:41,893 --> 00:20:43,272 Oh, look at you go, Kyle! 352 00:20:43,383 --> 00:20:45,951 Oh, you dirty girl! You love those balls. 353 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:52,235 Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking. We need to get you boys home. 354 00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:54,162 I am not sucking Cartman's balls! 355 00:20:54,271 --> 00:20:57,330 Whatever you imagine to be real, is real. 356 00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:02,569 Butters? Butters! 357 00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:04,237 What? 358 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,053 Oh, it was all just a dream. 359 00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:13,576 - Come on, Butters, time to get up. - Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream! 360 00:21:13,577 --> 00:21:17,184 I saved all of Imaginationland from running wild after a terrorist attack! 361 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,871 You were in Imaginationland, Butters! We've read all about it in the paper! 362 00:21:21,075 --> 00:21:21,691 The question is: 363 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,405 What were you doing in Imaginationland 364 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,064 when you were supposed to be helping your mother clean up the basement? 365 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,779 You are grounded, mister! 366 00:21:31,618 --> 00:21:34,454 - Wait, I'm not grounded. - Oh yes, you are! 367 00:21:34,698 --> 00:21:35,670 Oh yeah? 368 00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,248 That only works in Imaginationland. You're grounded! 369 00:21:44,143 --> 00:21:45,542 Ah shit.30854

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