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"D-Yikes"
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna have myself a time,
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Friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation,
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I'm goin out to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind,
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Ample parking day or night,people spouting howdy neighbor,
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I'm heading out to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind,
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I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
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So come on down to South Parkand meet some friends of mine,
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Everyone sit down
and shut the fuck up!
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God dammit!
Stupid ass men!
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They're all the same!
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- Oh God. Here we go again.
- All men care about is sex.
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I spent two hours getting
ready for that stupid date,
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and when the bastard
checks out my body
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he just says "Hey, did you used
to be a guy or something?!"
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I'm a woman now,
so what's it matter?!
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Oh, oh,
this isn't good.
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Did I say something
to you, Sugartits?!
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No, ma'am.
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You boys make me sick,
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you're well on your way to being men
who only think with their penises!
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I am assigning all of you
weekend homework.
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You are going to read Hemingway's
book "The Old Man and the Sea."
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Have you lost your mind?
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Dude, we can't read
an entire book in one weekend!
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Oh, that's too bad, dude.
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Maybe if you boys could keep
your penises in your pants once
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in a while,
you'd get more done!
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But teacher, my penis
never slips out my pants!
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Except sometimes when
I'm wearing pajamas!
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If you do not have an essay
written on Monday, then you will fail.
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Is that clear?
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Dude, how are we supposed
to read an entire book
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over the weekend
and write an essay?
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Our whole weekend
is shot!
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What the hellare we gonna do?
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You guys,
you guys, relax.
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We don't have to read the book
or write the essay.
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We don't?
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No, there's people you can hire
to do these kinds of things.
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Que pasol?
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Que pasol!
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Looking for work? Si?
Trabajo?
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- Yes.
- We all can work, si.
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Okay, listen up, Mexicans.
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We need to have you read
"The Old Man and the Sea" for us.
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Caprende?
El old man y la mer.
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- Okay.
- Sure, okay.
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Here, we need you to work together,
read the book and write four essays.
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Comprende?
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La summararizia.
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Okay, no problem.
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- That's no problem.
- Yup, we can do that.
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Si, la summarazia.
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Okay, gracias.
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- Gracias!
- Gracias!
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Dude, that is awesome.
I had no idea you could do that.
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Oh, yeah dude, having Mexicans
around kicks fucking ass.
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They can all rot in hell!
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Who needs men anyway?
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They're goddamn arrogant,
self-centered assholes is what they are!
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Are you okay, hon?
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I just hate men
is all.
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It's like all they care about is
how hot you look.
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Yeah, I've never been
into men.
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That's why
I work out here.
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Since it's women only, we don't get
oogled at or feel self-conscious.
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Tell me about it.
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I can't even stretch
at a normal gym
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without some guy trying
to stare down my vag.
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I'm Allison.
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Oh, I'm Janet.
Janet Garrison.
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Sorry I'm so pissed off.
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No, I like it.
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You seem
like a very strong woman.
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Yeah, I've been told that.
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How come I've never seen
you down at the girl bar?
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Girl bar?
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I never even knew
there was such a place.
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Oh, you'd love it.
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It's the only bar in town where women
like us can hang out and be ourselves.
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It's called 'Les Boux'.
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- Hi, Linda. Hi, Kate.
- Hey, Allison.
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Who is the new girl?
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Allison always goes
for the butch ones.
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Hey Nel, whassup Tracy.
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What a great place!
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All the girls here
seem to know each other!
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Yeah, well, most of the girls here
have done each other.
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Yeah!
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Done what?
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You know -- had sex.
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Oh, my God, this is
a lesbian bar?
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Yeah, I thought
you understood that.
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Oh, jeez!
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I'm sorry, I thought you knew
what girl bar meant.
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But I'm not a--
Whoa. Whoa!
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Janet, I'm really sorry.
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It's just that at the gym,
you said
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you don't like being with men
so I thought you were a--
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I don't like being
with men!
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They're perverted,
selfish pigs!
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Have you never even thought
of being with another woman?
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Oh, goodness. No!
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Of course I haven't.
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I mean, really I don't even understand
how two women can make love.
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I mean, unless they just
kind of scissor or something.
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There are a lot of ways
to make love, Janet.
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I guess I'd be lying
if I said I wasn't a little tittylated.
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Could I
maybe kiss you?
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Oh, this is wrong!
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You're another woman.
It doesn't make sense!
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Is it wrong, Janet?
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Let your inhibitions go.
Let's just have fun tonight.
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No commitments,
just fun.
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Oh, yeah, scissor!
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Yeah, scissor me,
Allison!
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Janet, you're crazy!
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Oh, this is
hot scissoring.
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Ohh-- scissor me timbers.
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They better be done with
the book reports!
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School starts in
fifteen minutes!
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They'll be done.
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Que pasol!
Que pasol!
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Alright, did you read
the book?
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Si.
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What was it about?
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In case
our teacher asks us.
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It starts there
the old man.
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And he job is
to catch the feesh.
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So he get in a boat to try
and catch a feesh.
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He try catch the feesh,
but the feesh is very strong
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so the old man cannot
reel in the feesh.
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So then he fight
the feesh some more.
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And he finally
catch the feesh.
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He catches the feesh,
so then he can make money.
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No.
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Because on the way home
the sharks come and eat the feesh.
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And so
he no make money.
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That's it?
That's the whole story?
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Si.
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Alright,
did you write the four essays?
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Si!
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We all wrote essays for you.
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Alright!
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Okay, let's have em!
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Have what?
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You said
you all wrote essays!
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Where are they?
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Well, my esse
lives in Miami.
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I wrote to him,
like you said,
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but I don't think
he got the letter yet.
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I wrote my esse
in Albuquerque.
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I wrote three esse.
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My esse back home,
my esse in Denver,
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and my esse in Glenwood
even wrote me back!
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Thanks for writing me, esse.
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Oh, oh.
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Dude, we're totally
fucked now.
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Why the hell would
we pay you to write your friends?
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We thought
it was kind of strange.
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This is your fault,
Cartman!
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Now we're gonna fail!
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You guys, school starts
in ten minutes!
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Son of a bitch!
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Hey, Clyde, you didn't
finish your essay either, right?
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No, I got it done.
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Jimmy, did you finish
your book report?
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Yeah, I feel pretty good about it.
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I finished
my whole book report
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and I got a really nice letter
from my esse
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who works down
at the U-Haul!
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- Crap!
- We're dead.
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Hello, class!
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Here's my little desk.
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And my nice
little chalkboard.
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Ms. Garrison,
about our book reports--
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Oh, that's okay, Eric.
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If you need a little more time
with your homework, just say so.
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Really?
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Kids, I need to tell you
something that you might find shocking--
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I'm gay.
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Again?
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It was a shock
to me, too.
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I met another woman and
we went to this fabulous bar
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called Lesbos
where I finally felt at home.
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Allison and I talked and we really
opened up to each other and then we--
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scissored all night long.
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You have to be careful
with scissors.
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But listen, I am not going to just
rush into a relationship with Allison.
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I'm a late in life lesbian,
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so I need to play the field
for a while, right?
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I'm so happy.
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That's great!
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Let's hear it for
teacher being a lesbian!
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- Yay!
- Yea!
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Hey Tracy, hey Kate!
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Hi, Janet.
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Looking hot, Linda.
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Wanna go somewhere and
scissor later on?
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Huh?
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- Hey, Patty.
- Wassup, Janet?
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Ooh, stop giving me that look,
scissoring me with your eyes.
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Hey, Janet, why don't you pick up
on your own girl?
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Oh, yeah!
Dyke fight!
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Oh!
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You kicked me
right in the pussy!
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Oh!
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We're scissoring!
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Oh, yeah!
Scissor-- oh!
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You guys!
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You guys!
Stop it!
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Listen to me, everybody.
I've got some bad news!
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What is it, Katie?
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They're closing down
the bar-- for good.
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Closing it down?
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They can't do that.
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This is our home.
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Yeah,
this is our home!
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Well, it's true,
I just talked to the owners.
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They've sold the bar
to Persians.
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Persians?!
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So where are we
supposed to go?
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We aren't going anywhere!
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We have a history here!
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Persians are closing this bar
over my dead lesbian body!
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Mayor,
this is an outrage!
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We are being discriminated
against as lesbians!
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You're a lesbian now?
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That's right.
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A proud lesbian.
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And our home
is being taken away!
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The bar has been sold
to Persian club owners,
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I don't know what you want
me to do about it.
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Forbid the transaction.
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This is happening all
over the country, Mayor.
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Lesbian bars being bought out,
shut down.
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It isn't right!
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Yeah!
That's right!
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I'm sorry,
but my hands are tied.
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The new owners plan to start
redecorating the bar tomorrow.
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You have
to be out by then.
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Have you seen
how Persians decorate?
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They will cover that bar
in cheesy blue carpeting,
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white statues
and gold curtain rods
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to the point that
you will want to puke.
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Mrs. Garrison,
get out of here.
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Well, here's to some great times
at this place.
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Yeah, guess we'll just have
to find somewhere else to hang out.
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Now,
come on, gals!
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I can't believe
what I'm hearing!
252
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,923
We can't just give up!
253
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,132
Well, what are we
supposed to do, Janet?
254
00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,473
We stand and fight.
255
00:11:08,473 --> 00:11:12,554
When the Persians come,
we tell them we aren't leaving Lesbos!
256
00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,560
Actually, it's Les Boux.
257
00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:16,022
No!
258
00:11:16,357 --> 00:11:17,796
It's Lesbos.
259
00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:20,640
We are Lesbos.
260
00:11:20,837 --> 00:11:25,089
And as Lesbos, we cannot just
stand and watch as one girl bar
261
00:11:25,124 --> 00:11:27,356
after another
gets shut down!
262
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,828
The Persians have sent
somebody to talk to us.
263
00:11:32,216 --> 00:11:34,261
Hello, my name
is Amir Hadi.
264
00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:36,501
My boss sent me over here
because he heard
265
00:11:36,536 --> 00:11:39,729
you were upset about us
trying to take over the bar.
266
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,326
Yes, we are.
267
00:11:41,415 --> 00:11:43,257
Well, we want
to assure you
268
00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:45,883
that when this place
becomes another club Persh,
269
00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:48,956
you will all still be one hundred
percent welcome.
270
00:11:49,503 --> 00:11:52,098
All they want is to make
the place really nice.
271
00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:56,674
We're going to put down some lovely
blue carpet and gold curtain rods.
272
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,630
I knew it!
I knew it!
273
00:11:58,947 --> 00:12:00,468
But you are still welcome
to come.
274
00:12:00,537 --> 00:12:04,812
My boss wants you to know that you will
not be discriminated against in any way.
275
00:12:04,838 --> 00:12:06,723
Would you allow
straight people in?
276
00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:07,707
Men?
277
00:12:07,775 --> 00:12:09,683
Well, we would
allow whoever--
278
00:12:09,718 --> 00:12:12,992
Choose your next words
wisely, Persian.
279
00:12:13,589 --> 00:12:16,096
Look, uh, we don't have
to offer you anything.
280
00:12:16,131 --> 00:12:19,368
So I don't know why are you
being so difficult, this is crazy.
281
00:12:19,429 --> 00:12:22,143
No, this isn't crazy.
282
00:12:23,684 --> 00:12:26,701
This is Lesbos!
283
00:12:32,069 --> 00:12:33,213
How dare you!
284
00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:38,272
And soit had begun.
285
00:12:38,434 --> 00:12:41,443
By kicking the Persianmessenger in the balls,
286
00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:43,661
the Lesbos had senta message.
287
00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:47,682
All over the country,lesbians heard of the brave standoff.
288
00:12:47,847 --> 00:12:49,685
As a group of Lesbians
289
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,881
in Colorado
are refusing to allow
290
00:12:51,881 --> 00:12:53,868
the new owners
of their bar in--
291
00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:56,387
- Good for them!
- You go, girls!
292
00:13:04,046 --> 00:13:06,582
The Persians returnedto their office.
293
00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:11,083
And told their co-workers how the 30Lesbos were refusing to let them in.
294
00:13:11,255 --> 00:13:12,251
Well, fine.
295
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:16,629
If they're going to block the entrance,
we'll just bring like 60 of us!
296
00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:18,764
I'll call more Persians
for help.
297
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,795
The hours passed quickly.
298
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:35,084
And the lesbians boldlystood out front of their bar
299
00:13:35,184 --> 00:13:37,231
to stop the Persiansfrom entering.
300
00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:39,094
Here they come.
301
00:13:50,026 --> 00:13:51,843
There's so many of them.
302
00:13:53,026 --> 00:13:54,140
Lesbos--
303
00:13:54,427 --> 00:13:55,509
Positions!
304
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,418
Lesbians, stand aside.
305
00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:03,535
We are coming in
and redecorating.
306
00:14:03,607 --> 00:14:05,171
The hell you are!
307
00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:07,974
You can take your blue carpet
and gold curtain rods
308
00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:09,939
and shove 'em up
your Persian buttholes!
309
00:14:10,187 --> 00:14:11,805
Alright, come on.
310
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,260
They can't stop
all of us.
311
00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:21,174
Lezbos!
312
00:14:21,174 --> 00:14:22,420
Remember this day!
313
00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:23,995
Remember this fight!
314
00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:35,871
Don't give them
an inch!
315
00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:42,545
Iranian faggot!
316
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,399
Come on!
317
00:14:44,462 --> 00:14:45,361
Seriously!
318
00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:46,225
Let us in!
319
00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:47,238
Never!
320
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:53,209
For hours, the Lesbos keptthe Persians back.
321
00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:54,633
Holding them off!
322
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,830
Keeping them from decorating!
323
00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:01,118
Finally, the Persiansgrew tired!
324
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,297
And many wantedto go shopping
325
00:15:03,297 --> 00:15:05,361
for more designer sunglasses.
326
00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:06,909
They retreated.
327
00:15:07,397 --> 00:15:09,996
The Lesbos had held.
328
00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:15,667
Lesbos!
329
00:15:15,702 --> 00:15:17,553
Hoo-hoo!
330
00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:20,092
The Persianswho did not go shopping
331
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,758
now knew they mustface their boss.
332
00:15:23,263 --> 00:15:24,708
Here he comes.
333
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:31,629
Rauf Xersis!
334
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:36,353
He sat atop a gold Hummerwith customized Gucci accessories,
335
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,814
which only a Persian wouldthink was cool.
336
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:45,802
Mr. Xerxis,
the Lesbos wouldn't move.
337
00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:48,152
We could not get inside
to redecorate.
338
00:15:49,936 --> 00:15:53,640
Jamal, how could you have
failed me in this simple task?
339
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:58,488
I am so seriously pissed off
right now, I could bust a testicle.
340
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:03,013
And with that, the Persian club ownercame to a realization--
341
00:16:03,993 --> 00:16:07,578
I shall have to deal with
these lesbos myself!
342
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,802
Girls, I just want to say
that I am very proud of you!
343
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:21,411
The way we kept those Persians
from taking over our bar was les-tastic!
344
00:16:21,721 --> 00:16:23,494
Well, that's great, Janet,
but what now?
345
00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:26,009
We can't just stay here pushing
them away our whole lives.
346
00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:28,050
We can't?
I think it's pretty fun.
347
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:29,895
We have to have
a more solid plan.
348
00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:32,624
Something we can use
against them permanently.
349
00:16:32,753 --> 00:16:35,946
Maybe we can dig up some dirt
on the club owner.
350
00:16:36,213 --> 00:16:38,296
Hey, that's a great idea,
Betsy!
351
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,771
We need somebody
working on the inside.
352
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:41,862
What do you mean?
353
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:44,086
If we could get
some Persians on our side,
354
00:16:44,146 --> 00:16:46,857
we could send them in to try to dig up
some dirt on the owner!
355
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:48,723
But who's going to spy
on them for us?!
356
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:49,976
We don't know any Persians.
357
00:16:49,979 --> 00:16:51,134
It's okay.
358
00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:54,124
There's people you can hire
for this kind of thing.
359
00:16:57,836 --> 00:16:58,913
Que pasol!
360
00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:00,106
Que pasol!
361
00:17:00,805 --> 00:17:01,897
Looking for work?
Si?
362
00:17:01,932 --> 00:17:03,297
- Trabajo?
- Yes.
363
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,672
We all can work, si.
364
00:17:04,786 --> 00:17:07,242
Alright, we need you
to infiltrate some Persians
365
00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:10,255
who run Club Persh and
dig up some dirt on the owner.
366
00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:12,477
Okay.
367
00:17:12,512 --> 00:17:13,481
- Sure.
- Okay, yeah.
368
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:14,673
Janet, how is
this going to work?
369
00:17:14,673 --> 00:17:15,725
They don't look Persian.
370
00:17:15,725 --> 00:17:16,788
Sure they do!
371
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:19,501
Look, you just have to
gel the hair.
372
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,373
Put on a silk shirt,
373
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,331
some gold chains,
374
00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:26,959
and tons of cologne.
375
00:17:28,324 --> 00:17:29,418
Persian.
376
00:17:30,128 --> 00:17:31,044
Si.
377
00:17:31,712 --> 00:17:32,500
Wow.
378
00:17:32,793 --> 00:17:34,993
Alright, Mexicans,
take the rest of these outfits
379
00:17:35,089 --> 00:17:37,469
and see what you can find out.
The address is in there, too.
380
00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:38,174
Okay.
381
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:44,705
And Mexicans-- please hurry,
our girl bar has very little time.
382
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,653
A full day passed,
383
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:52,417
and the Lesbos knew a secondPersian attack was imminent.
384
00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:56,007
Outside, Lesbo lookoutskept watch,
385
00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:57,997
ready to alert the others.
386
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:02,076
The Lesbo leadersat nervously inside.
387
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:06,081
Her plan to dress Mexicansas Persians to act as spies--
388
00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:07,998
Perhaps, it had failed.
389
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:10,624
She looked aroundat her fellow Lesbos.
390
00:18:10,998 --> 00:18:12,468
They were tired.
391
00:18:12,804 --> 00:18:16,873
In order to keep her lesbos awake,she had no choice.
392
00:18:17,273 --> 00:18:19,224
She would haveto make coffee.
393
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:42,323
With fresh coffee brewed,the Lesbos found new life.
394
00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:44,449
But would it be enough?
395
00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:47,391
The Persians
are attacking again!
396
00:18:47,824 --> 00:18:49,558
Take positions, Lesbos!
397
00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:50,623
Get outside!
398
00:18:51,257 --> 00:18:52,634
No, wait!
Wait!
399
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,817
That's not the Persians,
it's the Mexicans!
400
00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:55,862
Really?
401
00:18:55,961 --> 00:18:56,951
How can you tell?
402
00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:58,324
Let them through.
It's okay!
403
00:18:58,903 --> 00:18:59,495
Hola.
404
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:00,626
Como estas.
405
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,469
Did you uncover anything?
406
00:19:02,504 --> 00:19:04,105
Are the Persians
doing anything illegal?
407
00:19:04,105 --> 00:19:07,907
Uhh, no, they're not doing
anything illegal.
408
00:19:08,558 --> 00:19:09,622
Are you sure?
409
00:19:09,657 --> 00:19:13,648
But we did find out a kind of secret
about the person in charge.
410
00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:14,683
What secret?
411
00:19:17,521 --> 00:19:18,139
Oh, my God.
412
00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:19,221
Are you sure about this?
413
00:19:19,463 --> 00:19:20,305
Si.
414
00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:20,926
Janet!
415
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,743
Janet.
The Persian boss is here.
416
00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:24,900
He wants to talk to you
and you alone.
417
00:19:25,536 --> 00:19:26,444
It's okay.
418
00:19:27,054 --> 00:19:29,807
It's time I met this rich Persian
asshole face to face.
419
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,968
Why are you lesbians
being so difficult?
420
00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:42,239
Because we're protecting
the only home we have.
421
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,482
I don't know why you have to be
all super lame about this.
422
00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:48,941
You know, a long time ago
when I first realized I was a lesbian,
423
00:19:49,139 --> 00:19:51,364
I felt isolated, confused.
424
00:19:51,393 --> 00:19:54,705
And finally, I found a place
that accepts me for who I am.
425
00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:57,094
Okay, how about this--
426
00:19:57,094 --> 00:20:00,928
I will make you
the manager of Club Persh.
427
00:20:00,928 --> 00:20:02,545
You'll make good money.
428
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,391
That's a generous offer,
Xerxis.
429
00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:07,199
But you see, there's something
I know about you--
430
00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:11,284
I know you're actually
a woman.
431
00:20:12,858 --> 00:20:16,280
How? How did you
find that out?
432
00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:19,069
I hired Mexicans
to spy on you.
433
00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:21,066
They saw you
working out at Curves.
434
00:20:21,893 --> 00:20:23,940
You don't understand.
435
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:26,438
Women can't be the boss
in Persian culture!
436
00:20:26,638 --> 00:20:28,581
Nobody can know
about this!
437
00:20:28,616 --> 00:20:30,564
Yeah, and you know why?
438
00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:33,123
Because men are all assholes.
439
00:20:33,158 --> 00:20:37,629
They make you feel ashamed for being
a little big or manly looking.
440
00:20:38,281 --> 00:20:39,734
But not lesbos.
441
00:20:39,769 --> 00:20:43,589
We accept other women
for who they are inside.
442
00:20:43,644 --> 00:20:45,646
You do, seriously?
443
00:20:45,774 --> 00:20:49,971
Have you never even thought
of being with another woman before?
444
00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:55,099
No, I don't even know how
two women can make love.
445
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:59,425
Unless they just kind of
scissor or something.
446
00:21:01,439 --> 00:21:02,902
Oh, yeah!
447
00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:04,448
Scissor me, Xerxis!
448
00:21:04,679 --> 00:21:06,917
Oh, that feels so super good.
449
00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:08,612
Yeah, scissor!
450
00:21:08,647 --> 00:21:10,267
Oh, I'm a new woman!
451
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:14,160
And so it wasthat Lesbos was saved.
452
00:21:14,677 --> 00:21:17,911
The Persians had agreedto keep it a lesbian bar,
453
00:21:17,946 --> 00:21:20,902
for no dyke should bewithout cocktails.
454
00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:23,251
Thanks for everything,
Xerxis.
455
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:25,519
No. Thank you, friend.
456
00:21:25,822 --> 00:21:28,185
Hey, aren't you supposed to be
teaching school right now?
457
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,500
The school hired a substitute
to cover for me.
458
00:21:32,164 --> 00:21:35,520
And so, to find the sum
of the two fractions--
459
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:39,344
You must always first check for
the lowest common denominator.
460
00:21:39,377 --> 00:21:40,133
Si.
461
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,617
- Si. Si.
- Yes.
462
00:21:42,086 --> 00:21:43,273
These guys are pretty good.
463
00:21:43,274 --> 00:21:45,098
Yeah, I think
I'm actually learning something.
464
00:22:10,714 --> 00:22:14,760
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