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Grazie.
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Ciao.
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- Grazie.
- Prego.
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- Grazie, Walter. Buona giornata.
- Ciao.
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- Prego.
- Permesso.
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Scusi.
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- Hey.
- Hey. How was it?
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Yeah, good. I got like...
20,000 steps.
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Yeah? Nice.
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I'm surprised you're awake.
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Well,
I know you always get horny
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after your run so I... Uh...
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I'm gonna be so good today.
And friendly...
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Why?
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Because you've been accusing me
of being a bitch.
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- I never once said bitch.
- Okay.
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Well, whatever,
I'm not gonna be that.
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He's your bestie from college,
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and you want his approval
for some reason...
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- I do not want his approval.
- Which is totally normal
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and fine and human,
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but I'm gonna be so fun.
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I'm gonna be the life
of the party from now on.
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Well, don't overdo it.
They'll know it's fake.
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I love them. What?
They're our good friends.
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Oh, my God.
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What? You don't think
I can be lovely?
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Just watch.
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Okay, that's for you guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
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I'm sorry to be so pushy.
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I just really need you guys
to leave.
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- Oh. Yeah.
- Uh. See you.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- See you later.
- Yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Good morning.
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Morning.
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Mm-mm.
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Oh! There they are.
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Probably. Yeah.
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Morning.
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Hi.
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- Good morning.
- How'd you sleep?
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- Good. Yeah.
- Great.
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Did you guys see the sky
this morning?
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It was so gorgeous.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. It was.
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I love that top. So cute.
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Oh, thanks.
You know, I've never seen you
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in a headband. It's so pretty.
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Oh. Thanks. It's...
It's my new Italian style.
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I really like it.
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Let's get some food.
I woke up starving.
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- Hmm.
- God. Do you guys want anything?
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- No, I'm... I'm good.
- Yeah.
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- I'm good. Thank you. Yeah.
- Okay.
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Babe, want to come
to the buffet?
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Sure. Yeah.
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Do you mind if I...
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No. Please.
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That was fun last night.
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Yeah.
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Um, I did want to come in
and keep hanging out.
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Just so you know.
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Then you should've come in.
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I just don't want to ever
make anyone feel,
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you know, uncomfortable.
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I don't think
that you're the type of guy
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that could ever make
someone feel uncomfortable
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in that way, you know?
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You could probably go
a little bit
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in the other direction,
actually.
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Like... more aggressive?
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I can't keep stuffing my face
at these breakfasts.
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But they're free, you know?
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It's such a conundrum.
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Morning. How you doing?
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Who were the girls?
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What girls?
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The two girls I saw
coming out of your room.
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Maybe the maids?
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They didn't look like maids.
They looked like...
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prostitutes.
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Oh, well, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Listen, whatever you do,
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please don't say anything
about any of this to Albie.
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Okay? Dad, please?
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Look at those cannolis.
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I've gotta find another job.
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I'm just at a weird place,
you know?
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I've been...
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I've been feeling so depressed
at home,
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and I just thought I'd come here
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and feel something...
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Is everything boring?
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Boring?
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No.
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I just feel like there
must have been a time
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when the world had more.
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You know? Like... mystery
or... or something,
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and now you come somewhere
like this and it's beautiful
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and you take a picture,
and then you realize
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that everybody's taken
that exact same picture
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from that exact same spot.
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You just made some
redundant content
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for stupid Instagram.
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- Yeah.
- And you can't even
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get lost anymore 'cause you can
just find yourself
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on Google Maps.
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Throw away your phone.
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Yeah...
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Throw it in the ocean.
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God, it is so nice out today.
What do you guys wanna do?
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Well, I've been bugging Cam
to go to Noto.
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It's this beautiful baroque town
like two hours from here.
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There's these amazing palazzos
and artisanal shops.
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Mm! That sounds cool.
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See!
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Harper thinks it sounds cool.
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Honey, come on.
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I already said I booked jet skis
for me and E.
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Yeah, do it tomorrow.
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Babe, I wanna jet ski.
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And I don't know if we're
gonna get this weather again.
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We can go to Noto any other day.
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Cam, it's the one thing I said
I really wanted to do here.
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I wanna get Christmas presents!
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Jesus Christ!
It's July, Daph.
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Christmas shopping.
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You know what,
that's actually fine.
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You guys
should do your jet skiing.
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I'm just gonna go
to Noto by myself.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
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Babe, it's fine. Honestly.
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Unless you want to come?
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Mm?
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Oh.
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I mean, you don't have to.
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You guys will have fun.
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Yeah, right?
Harper, you should go.
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Oh, yeah. Sure.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, I'd love to go.
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I mean, everybody says,
"You gotta go to Noto."
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Oh, God, yeah.
Gotta go to Noto.
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Great.
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Take pictures.
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- I made a plan for us today.
- I planned a tour.
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You planned a tour?
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Well, I couldn't sleep
last night.
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For some reason,
there was a lot of noise
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coming through the walls.
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Anyway,
they have a bunch of movies
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you can rent on the TV.
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One of them was The Godfather.
You've seen it, right?
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- Some of it, I think. Yeah.
- "Some of it?"
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Francis Ford Coppola
made three of them.
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First two are classics,
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and they were shot
right around here.
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So, I got us a car and driver
and we're gonna do
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a tour of all the locations.
You should come.
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Come on now, educate yourself.
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That's okay. I don't...
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Yeah, you gotta come.
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It's okay, I... I don't...
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No. You're coming. She's coming.
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I'm being more aggressive.
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Oh.
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But I feel like
that if you really loved me...
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you wouldn't leave.
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I have to.
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Is it the prenup?
Is that why you wanna...
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Is it 'cause I had the prenu...
I could get rid of the prenup.
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We can talk about that
when I get back. In two days.
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See? You always look
annoyed with me.
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You look like that.
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Tanya... you've done
a lot for me, okay?
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You found those doctors.
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I... I'm gonna live
because of you.
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But ever since you
found out that you're gonna
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have a lot more years,
I feel like you just realized
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that you were gonna be
stuck living them with me.
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Couples don't always get along.
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You knew I wasn't great at this.
I've been married four times.
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Four?
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Tanya?
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I thought it was only three.
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Tanya. Four, including you.
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I just love you.
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Tanya. Tanya, please.
You're gonna wet your dress.
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Grazie.
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- Grazie.
- Grazie.
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Grazie, mila grazie.
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Chi prendi in giro?
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I'm gonna miss you.
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- God. Be mature.
- All right.
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- You guys will have fun.
- All right.
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I'm Daphne. Grazie for driving.
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Here you go, sweetheart.
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Thanks, babe.
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Thank you so much
for coming with me.
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Yeah, of course. I'm excited.
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Me too.
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Bye, guys. Have fun!
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- Bye, babe.
- Bye.
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Have the most fun ever.
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Ciao.
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So exciting.
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Yay!
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Dude, how awesome is this?
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- Ciao, ladies.
- Hey.
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This is where Michael Corleone
was hiding out.
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Another mafia family
was trying to kill him.
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And his wife blew up over there.
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The car was rigged
with a bomb meant for Michael.
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But his wife is gonna drive
for some reason.
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Michele? Michele, andiamo!
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Pacino realizes, he screams...
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No!
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"Apollonia!"
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It's too late.
Car explodes, she blows up.
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It's a great scene.
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- She blows up?
- Uh-huh.
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- Like, blows up?
- Mm-hmm.
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It's a little tasteless maybe.
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Well, look, they're trying
to make a buck.
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They own a house where they shot
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the best American movie
ever made.
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No, it's not.
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No? Why not? I think so.
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Well, yeah, I mean, you would.
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All right,
what's that supposed to mean?
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It's because you're nostalgic
for the solid days
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of the patriarchy.
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They're undeniably great movies.
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Men love The Godfather
because they feel emasculated
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by modern society.
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It's a fantasy about a time
when they could go out
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and solve all their problems
with violence...
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Un focu d'amuri...
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and sleep with every woman...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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And then come home to their wife
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who doesn't ask them
any questions
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- and makes them pasta.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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It's a normal male fantasy.
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No, movies like that socialize
men into having that fantasy.
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Movies like that exist
because men already
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do have that fantasy.
We're hard-wired.
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Mm. Comes with the testosterone.
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No. Gender is a construct.
It's created.
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You spent all that money
on Stanford,
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he comes back brainwashed.
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Two days.
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All right.
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Airport, go. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
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No, no.
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Buongiorno. How can I help you?
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I... Uh...
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are there any psychics
in this town?
260
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Uh...
261
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,663
Psychics? Sorry, I don't...
I don't understand.
262
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:46,708
Like, you know, old-school,
you know, Gypsy,
263
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,754
like, psychic fortune teller
type of person?
264
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,965
Oh. Oh, you mean...
265
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,925
Oh.
We have a tarocchi.
266
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:59,847
Oh, yes. Um, a tarot card reader
here in Taormina. Yes.
267
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,723
Do you think they could make
a house call?
268
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,451
Because, like, I... You know,
it really is...
269
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,977
It's kind of an emergency.
270
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,062
Mm. Is everything all right?
271
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:10,315
I'm gonna be in my room.
272
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,613
Rocco.
273
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:27,207
Uh. Uh, this is my boss,
so, I have to... get it.
274
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,625
- Go on.
- I'll be back.
275
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,337
Hi?
276
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,381
Hi. Where are you?
277
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,759
Um...
I'm at lunch.
278
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,386
Well, you need to come back
to the room
279
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,096
'cause Greg is gone.
280
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,224
Gone? What do you mean,
he's gone?
281
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,435
I need you.
282
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,814
Okay. Um... Well, I'm...
I'm not at the hotel currently,
283
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:51,899
- so...
- I told you
284
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,192
to stay close by.
285
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,068
Come back here!
286
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:06,246
Uh, my boss needs me to go back,
287
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,749
so, I have to go back
to the hotel. Sorry.
288
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:09,832
- Okay.
- Oh.
289
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,460
No. We'll take you back.
290
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,171
No, it's, uh, fine.
I'll just get a taxi
291
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,232
- or figure it out...
- Well, the driver can take her,
292
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,633
- and come back and get us.
- Yeah.
293
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,469
Yeah. Yeah. Take the car.
And, um,
294
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,679
let's... let's meet up later.
295
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,266
Okay. That's very kind of you.
Thank you.
296
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,269
And thanks again
for an entertaining day.
297
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,646
Uh...
298
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,273
Yeah. Okay, have fun.
Um... I can Venmo you
299
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,357
- for just the...
- No!
300
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,652
- Come on.
- Sorry, again. Bye.
301
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,736
Bye.
302
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,201
Great. Thanks, Dad.
303
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,622
What? Her boss needed her.
304
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,916
You think she just wanted
to get away from us?
305
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,459
Maybe.
306
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,379
You do have a knack
for repelling women.
307
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,092
Do we embarrass you, Albie?
308
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,844
No, it's just...
309
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,514
I don't think...
310
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,100
you realize
how you sound sometimes.
311
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,520
They used to respect the old.
312
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:15,190
Now, we're just reminders
of an offensive past
313
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:16,775
everybody wants to forget.
314
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,486
Hi! Thank you so much.
315
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,452
Yeah, you have an amazing
terrace,
316
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,078
where you can
have a glass of wine
317
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,497
from our familiar vineyards.
318
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:17,210
And here is our dining room,
319
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,046
where you'll
have your breakfast,
320
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,922
and obviously
please feel at home.
321
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,508
- Oh.
- And, uh, feel comfortable.
322
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,510
And anything you need,
we are here for you.
323
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:26,970
- Thank you so much, Peppe.
- Okay.
324
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,931
- Ciao, Daphne.
- Ciao.
325
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,933
Oh, my God.
326
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,560
Are you gonna tell me
what's going on?
327
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:34,770
So, I was reading about Noto
328
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,913
in Architectural Digest, right?
329
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:36,772
Mm-hmm.
330
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,332
And there were pictures
of this palazzo.
331
00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:39,500
So, I was like,
"Maybe we can get a tour."
332
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,401
So, I called them,
and they told me...
333
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,587
"You can rent the whole place
334
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,030
out for the night."
So, I did.
335
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,239
We're staying the night?
336
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,449
Don't you think we should?
337
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,469
I mean, I was gonna wait
and see if it was worth it,
338
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,410
but now that we're here
339
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,662
it's like
we kinda have to, right?
340
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,915
- I don't have any stuff.
- Oh, don't worry about it.
341
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,417
I packed extra everything.
Toothpaste... Whatever you need.
342
00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,295
Oh, God, this is just beyond.
343
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:03,423
I can't believe it.
Come out here!
344
00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:12,641
I think that's a pool.
345
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,684
And guess who brought
an extra bathing suit?
346
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,562
Don't you feel
a little weird being here
347
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,397
without the guys?
348
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:22,109
No. They didn't want to come.
And don't you think
349
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,652
it's better to just do
what you want,
350
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,778
even if it's by yourself?
351
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,781
I mean, Cameron does
what he wants all the time.
352
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,574
Why let them have all the fun?
353
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,785
Hmm.
354
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,122
Let's check out the bedrooms!
355
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,003
- Cheers!
- Cheers, buddy.
356
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,179
I gotta say it, man.
I'm so proud of you.
357
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,056
I mean, you...
358
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,142
You fucking knocked it
out of the park, man.
359
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,686
- You did it.
- Thank you.
360
00:23:58,436 --> 00:23:59,938
I'm not surprised.
361
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,149
I always knew you were gonna
do something great.
362
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,025
Took a little while, but...
363
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:08,155
Come on. You're 36.
Give me a break.
364
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,282
Well, you've been raking it in
for years now.
365
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:14,286
Just wish you'd given me
a heads-up, you know?
366
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,080
- What?
- I have to hear
367
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,999
from Gary Pizzinat
that you sold your company
368
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,626
for a shitload?
And by then, you know,
369
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,587
it was too late
for me to do anything with it.
370
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,256
Oh, you mean, like...
Dude, I couldn't say anything.
371
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,883
You could have hinted.
372
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,217
It's also illegal.
373
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:33,805
A little birdie in the ear.
That's it. Information, dude.
374
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:37,851
I mean, come on, guys like me,
that's... that's all we got.
375
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,897
- I'm sorry. I wasn't...
- It's okay.
376
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,583
- You know, I just...
- Don't worry about it.
377
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:44,691
Next time.
378
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,323
But you need to invest some
of that with us. Okay?
379
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:52,616
I don't know if you've heard,
380
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,367
but I make people money, bro.
381
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,287
I know you do.
382
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,373
Well, then let me do what I do
for you.
383
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,167
I... I would...
I would love that, E.
384
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,085
I would love to help you
and Harper.
385
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,503
Please, let me.
386
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,672
Look, just come in
to the office. All right?
387
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:08,983
When we get back,
you meet the guys,
388
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,509
and then you just hang out.
That's it. No pressure.
389
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:14,930
All right. Sounds good.
390
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,098
- Sounds good?
- Yeah.
391
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:21,019
I am so stoked for you, E.
392
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,897
I'm so happy.
393
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:27,734
Thanks, Cam. Thank you.
I appreciate it.
394
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:31,071
Cheers, baby. Mm.
395
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:32,530
Hey, buddy, two more.
396
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,217
Wow.
397
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,846
Oh, she's the real deal.
398
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,307
Hmm.
399
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:04,020
A real, authentic,
old-world gypsy.
400
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,774
That's what I asked for.
401
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:10,443
I don't think you're supposed
to use that word.
402
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,989
What? All right.
She's, uh...
403
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:17,409
- She's a real old-school...
- Gypsy.
404
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:23,957
Ma'am?
405
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:29,087
Yes, would you like some water
or some soda?
406
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,840
I could make you and I
a highball.
407
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:35,719
All right.
408
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,562
Guys in Italy
wear their pants so tight.
409
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:46,914
Yeah, 'cause they want
to show off
410
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,440
their dicks.
411
00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:59,576
Why didn't you just tell me
412
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:01,286
we were really gonna
spend the night?
413
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:04,205
I really want Cam to think
that we just had so much fun
414
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,333
that we just wanted to stay.
415
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,210
He has really intense FOMO
and also abandonment issues.
416
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,338
So, it's just gonna be
really funny to tell him
417
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:14,549
we're living it up
at some sick palazzo.
418
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,262
So, you're like playing games
with him?
419
00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:23,600
We both do it.
It's like hide and seek.
420
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,478
Keeps things interesting.
421
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:29,564
Yeah, well Ethan and I,
422
00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:31,191
we... we don't really do that.
423
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,003
So, I'm... I'm probably gonna
have to call him
424
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,528
and tell him
we're gonna stay here.
425
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,322
Can I call Cam first, please?
426
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:40,200
- Okay. Sure.
- Okay.
427
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:47,791
Hey, babe!
How's Noto?
428
00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,209
Amazing.
429
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,878
I think that we're probably
gonna spend the night.
430
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,547
- What?
- Yeah.
431
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,217
This incredible palazzo I found,
so, I booked it.
432
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,802
- Wha...
- But we'll be back tomorrow.
433
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,303
W... You're coming back tomorrow?
434
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,389
- Yeah, but have fun, okay?
- What?
435
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,192
Listen, I think I have to go
'cause Harper's
436
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:05,433
waiting for me in the pool.
437
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,994
No, uh, honey, w... what pool?
What are you talk...
438
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,144
The pool in our palazzo.
439
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,814
- Oh, you would die.
- I'll send you pics.
440
00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:12,899
- Love you, honey. Bye!
- Uh...
441
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:14,901
Oh.
442
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,737
They're staying the night
in Noto. She booked a palazzo.
443
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,073
- She did?
- Yeah.
444
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,950
That's kind of weird.
445
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,744
She always pulls this shit, man.
446
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:28,498
Fucking punishing me.
447
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,291
But you know what that means?
448
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,628
You and me,
we're gonna fucking party!
449
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,172
Let's go jet skiing.
450
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,883
All right. Okay. I'm coming.
451
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,653
Okay. Well... now what?
452
00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:02,282
You ask a question
and then the cards will answer.
453
00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:07,078
Oh. Okay. Um... I wanna know,
454
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:11,249
uh, my husband, you know, Greg...
455
00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:12,459
Something is just...
456
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,840
Uh, do... C...
Could you just leave the room
457
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,175
for a second?
458
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,676
You know,
hang out in the bathroom
459
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:23,344
for a little while.
460
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,805
No problem. Yeah.
461
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:29,851
Um...
462
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:38,526
Oh. Yeah. I want,
um... Is...
463
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,822
I want to know
if we're gonna make it.
464
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,910
I mean, I just want to know
if our marriage is gonna last.
465
00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:21,569
The cards say your husband
is in love with someone else.
466
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,533
This card means deceit.
He is being deceitful.
467
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:28,368
And this card is beauty.
468
00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:30,828
There's someone beautiful
in his life.
469
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,872
Uh, couldn't that be me?
470
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:34,415
Not you.
471
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,501
Not me?
472
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,336
For sure, not you.
473
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,223
Uh, yeah.
474
00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:52,267
This is very negative.
475
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:56,792
I can't believe I paid for this.
'Cause this is just really...
476
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,942
You are so negative!
477
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,380
It's not supposed
to be like this.
478
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,948
You're supposed to...
This is supposed to build me up.
479
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,909
Take your crappy things
and your horrible cards...
480
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,471
and your shitty little ashtray.
481
00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:14,914
No, I didn't want this.
This is creepy.
482
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,624
No, it's...
483
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,127
No. You gotta go. Get out!
484
00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:22,170
Yeah, well, whatever...
485
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:23,613
You're a con artist
is what you are.
486
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,224
That wasn't good.
487
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,893
Negative.
488
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:41,566
Okay, guys, we'll meet up
around 7:30 downstairs?
489
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:42,567
Yeah, that sounds good.
490
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:43,919
But somebody give me
a wakeup call.
491
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:46,779
- I'm gonna take a nap.
- Okay. I'll come grab you, Nono.
492
00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:48,239
Hey, Albie.
493
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:50,867
Yeah?
494
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,204
Hey, um...
495
00:31:56,664 --> 00:32:01,711
I feel like you have this wrong,
distorted impression of me.
496
00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:05,715
I have always supported women.
I have always promoted women.
497
00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:07,008
I'm a feminist.
498
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:10,011
I mean, I didn't marry
some subservient wife.
499
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,971
Your mother is a brilliant,
amazing woman.
500
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,935
- Did you talk to her?
- We didn't talk about you, Dad.
501
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:21,272
No, I don't want
to get you in the middle. Um...
502
00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:22,940
You don't have to say
anything to her.
503
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,859
But if you did say something...
504
00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:26,903
I'm hoping you'd tell her
505
00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:29,072
that I'm really, really,
really missing her
506
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,824
and Cara, and...
And that I feel...
507
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,494
I feel really awful.
508
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:37,955
She listens to you.
509
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,376
Nothing is gonna fix this.
510
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,087
No?
511
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,299
You have to change, Dad.
512
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,886
You have to stop doing
513
00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:56,391
what you're doing
and actually change.
514
00:32:56,474 --> 00:33:00,812
I know that. And I have changed.
And I am changing.
515
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:06,818
I can change.
516
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,195
- Oh, yeah?
- Yes.
517
00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,031
I can be the man
she wants me to be, again.
518
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:19,247
I'll see you at dinner.
519
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:21,374
See you.
520
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:33,636
Did she leave?
521
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:38,599
Tanya? What happened?
I thought I was...
522
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,685
I thought I was gonna
get a reading.
523
00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:42,603
No. You don't want her.
524
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:46,941
She was very negative.
525
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,152
Oh.
526
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,696
I'm sorry to hear that.
527
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,991
I think I'm gonna take a nap.
528
00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:57,577
Okay.
529
00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:01,748
Bye.
530
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:06,127
No, you can't go. You can't go.
You just...
531
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:10,298
Please just sit on the couch.
I just...
532
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,552
I did get the new Vanity Fair.
533
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:23,394
You can read it.
534
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,786
Hey, hey. Psp. Psp.
535
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:03,017
- Vey! Marry me!
- Oh! No, grazie!
536
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,854
Um... oh, there's a machine.
I'm gonna get cash out,
537
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,022
I'll be right back.
538
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,736
Come on, there's a couple more
stores I wanna hit.
539
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:59,699
Lots of horny dudes in Noto.
540
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,213
What are these?
541
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,174
The man, this table,
bought these for you.
542
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,885
Oh!
543
00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:21,220
That's sweet.
544
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,518
I'm gonna have an edible.
Do you want an edible?
545
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:36,110
Try having two kids under four.
They help me relax. Have one.
546
00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:39,739
Okay, I just have be careful.
547
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,702
The last time I did edibles,
I took way too many
548
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,868
and I ended up on the floor
in the fetal position.
549
00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:46,829
I kept saying,
550
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,873
- "I am a woman."
- What?
551
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,083
Why?
552
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,877
I don't know.
I think I was just...
553
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,004
tripping out on being a woman.
554
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,841
Don't you like being a woman?
555
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,847
I'm fine with it, usually.
556
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,974
Mm. I do.
557
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:10,186
I'd hate to be a man, honestly.
558
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,939
It'd just be so lonely.
I mean, they're so competitive.
559
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,775
It's like, can they even
be friends with each other?
560
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:20,029
Cameron and I went on a safari
561
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:21,572
and, um, on safari, you see
562
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,508
all these pods of elephants
and they're all, like,
563
00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:24,909
bathing in the river and playing
564
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:26,535
with each other
and it's so sweet.
565
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,788
But it's just the moms
and the babies.
566
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:30,349
Because when the boy elephants
get too big,
567
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:32,375
they kick them out of the pod.
568
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,127
And then the bull elephant
has to, like,
569
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:37,046
wander through the jungle
by himself
570
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,297
for the rest of his life.
571
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,593
I feel sorry for men, you know.
572
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,762
It's like...
they think they're out there
573
00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:45,948
doing something
really important.
574
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,974
But really they're just
wandering alone.
575
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,360
Whoo!
576
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:30,743
Grazie.
577
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,917
- Hello.
- Hello.
578
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,086
- Buonasera!
- Buonasera.
579
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,963
Um, listen, uh,
I just wanted to tell you
580
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:45,633
that I don't think
I can meet up tonight.
581
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,094
- Why?
- Um,
582
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,720
I'm afraid my son's
gonna catch on,
583
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,347
but, really, I...
I need to change.
584
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:53,224
I really have to change, so,
585
00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:55,476
I don't think I'm going
to be able to meet up
586
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,978
at all this week. I'm sorry.
587
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,064
I'm sorry too because I thought
588
00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:01,774
we were spending
the week together.
589
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:05,069
I know. But I... I can't.
590
00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:07,154
And I'm really sorry.
591
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,156
My son's on his way down,
so, I gotta go.
592
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,119
But listen, I really,
really loved meeting you.
593
00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,346
- You're a wonderful...
- Me, too.
594
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,664
Beautiful woman,
and it was really fun.
595
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:20,751
And this is for the ladies,
please.
596
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:24,547
- Thank you.
- Thank you too. Thank you.
597
00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:29,969
My two favorite people
in the world!
598
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:32,680
Thought we'd lost you.
599
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,523
I had to handle something
with the concierge.
600
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,183
- Uh-huh.
- You hungry?
601
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,351
I'm starving.
602
00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:47,194
Gentleman.
603
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,830
Okay.
604
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,840
Grazie.
605
00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:26,358
Vabbè... Grazie, Isabella.
606
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:31,405
Um...
607
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:37,453
Grazie.
608
00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:39,537
Prego.
609
00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:48,714
You're nobody til...
610
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,385
Somebody loves you
611
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:59,183
So find yourself
Somebody to love...
612
00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:02,519
Mia!
613
00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:22,790
Buonasera.
614
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:33,610
Now, that you're a big shot,
people must be
615
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,719
slipping into your DMs
left and right.
616
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,263
No.
617
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:38,740
What good would it do me
if they were?
618
00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:40,474
I mean, I'm married.
619
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,603
Dude, everyone cheats, E.
620
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:46,146
No, they don't.
621
00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:48,357
Come on!
622
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:51,777
- They do?
- Yeah!
623
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,153
Of course, they fucking do.
624
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:56,740
It's a crime of opportunity.
Jesus! If they can.
625
00:42:59,451 --> 00:43:00,953
So, how's your sex life?
626
00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:03,956
Um...
627
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,542
Sounds great.
628
00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:10,462
I don't know. Uh...
It's hard, I guess,
629
00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,065
when you know everything
about each other
630
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,842
and you've seen each other
on the toilet and, you know...
631
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:19,013
There you go, man. See?
We've only got one life.
632
00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,681
But Harper and I are...
633
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,059
- Codependent?
- No.
634
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,938
I don't lie to my wife.
635
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:30,607
Really?
636
00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:33,110
Oh, man.
Fuck, I didn't know that.
637
00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:36,864
That is so sweet!
638
00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:41,327
Oh, the world Will be the same
639
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,370
You'll never change it...
640
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:50,085
After this, I am going swimming.
641
00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:55,299
You're nobody 'til
642
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,345
Somebody loves you...
643
00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:01,847
You already met a guy here?
644
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:07,603
Kinda. Yeah, I did,
he's really smart
645
00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:09,521
and everything,
he went to Stanford.
646
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,815
You know, one of those guys.
647
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:14,735
He's really nice. Like...
648
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,862
maybe a little too nice,
you know?
649
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,532
I wish he just, like,
got my heart rate up
650
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:22,910
a little bit more or something.
651
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:26,080
Portia.
652
00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:33,212
Don't spend your life chasing
emotionally unavailable men.
653
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,799
Or you'll spend your whole life
654
00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:39,385
just banging your head
against a wall.
655
00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:49,853
Is there something wrong
with the front of me?
656
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,480
These guys are staring.
657
00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,738
I think they're just
smiling at you.
658
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:06,370
That gold won't
Bring you happiness
659
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:10,707
But you've been brainwashed
into thinking that, man.
660
00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:12,000
It's very bourgeois.
661
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:15,587
Dude, monogamy was an idea...
662
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,464
created by the elite
663
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,508
to control the middle class.
664
00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:22,094
Meanwhile, all the priests
were fucking the altar boys
665
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:24,280
and the aristocrats were fucking
everything that moves.
666
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:25,806
Same now as it ever was.
667
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:30,269
And the most ambitious guys?
668
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:31,645
They're always the horniest.
669
00:45:31,728 --> 00:45:34,773
Like you and me, baby.
670
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:39,111
And of course,
women are attracted to that.
671
00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:40,612
But then, if you don't make
672
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:43,490
their dreams come true,
they make you suffer.
673
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:47,119
That's why it's safer
to stick with whores.
674
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,124
Excuse me.
675
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,191
No.
676
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:53,560
Hmm?
677
00:47:07,115 --> 00:47:08,158
Mia, Mia!
678
00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:18,126
- What are you doing?
- It's okay.
679
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:29,263
Buonasera!
680
00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:31,932
Those were the two girls...
681
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:36,853
- Ciao! Ragazze!
- Hi! Buonasera.
682
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,577
- Lovely to meet you.
- Ciao. How are you?
683
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:39,898
You know, the girls.
684
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,422
How are you guys.
How you guys doing?
685
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:42,401
Um, fine.
686
00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:43,860
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
687
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,573
I'm Cameron,
this is my buddy Ethan.
688
00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:49,908
- Hi, hi, hello.
- Hi, Cameron.
689
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,577
- I am Lucia.
- Lucia.
690
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,120
- Yes, and...
- Lucia.
691
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,122
- Yes, and she is Mia.
- Mia.
692
00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:56,248
- Mia.
- Hi, Mia.
693
00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:58,417
Are you guys from here?
Are you on vacation, what?
694
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,003
- Um, we're from Sicily.
- From Sicily?
695
00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:02,629
Mm-hmm.
Just two gals
696
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,089
hanging out in a hotel bar, huh?
697
00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:07,134
- Yeah.
- You guys having fun?
698
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:10,596
You guys, uh, you guys party?
699
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,308
Yes, yes!
700
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:17,394
You got any, uh... party favors?
701
00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:21,189
I have pills.
702
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:23,609
You...
703
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:28,530
I have Viagra.
704
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,198
We don't need Viagra.
705
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:32,951
No? Also, maybe Molly.
706
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,328
Oh, my God.
707
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:35,579
Are you kidding me?
708
00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:37,289
Are you an angel
sent from heaven?
709
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:39,750
No, but these
are expensive, guys.
710
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:42,085
You will have to pay for it.
711
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,047
I got money, baby.
That's one thing I do got.
712
00:48:46,131 --> 00:48:48,508
- Let's fun!
- Let's fun!
713
00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:07,861
This is the only snack
I could find.
714
00:49:07,944 --> 00:49:10,113
Want some?
715
00:49:11,573 --> 00:49:13,116
You still high or what?
716
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,118
Hi.
717
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:24,878
So...
718
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:27,130
has Ethan changed at all?
719
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,385
No.
720
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:34,680
No, not at all.
He's exactly the same.
721
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,140
That's good!
722
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:39,768
'Cause I've seen
a lot of guys who are, like...
723
00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:42,354
Well, not nerds. I mean,
Ethan's not a nerd, but...
724
00:49:42,437 --> 00:49:45,565
Yes, he is. He is!
725
00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:46,942
I just mean, like,
726
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,069
they were never players.
727
00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:50,421
And then they make
all this money
728
00:49:50,445 --> 00:49:52,447
and they just start
acting different and, like,
729
00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:54,032
cheating.
730
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,578
No. No,
Ethan would never do that.
731
00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:01,123
He's not like that. He's...
732
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:05,502
He's honest to a fault. He's...
733
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:09,005
God, I'm so glad that Cameron
has a friend like Ethan.
734
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,842
Honestly, the guys
that Cameron works with...
735
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:14,344
a very dark triad.
736
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,221
Like, for real.
737
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:21,226
- Psychopaths. I'm not kidding.
- Hmm.
738
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,063
But not Cameron.
739
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:28,775
No. Cameron's, like, naughty,
like a little boy is naughty.
740
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,235
These other guys?
741
00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:33,572
I mean, they're like
Bernie Madoff monsters.
742
00:50:33,655 --> 00:50:36,199
They will fuck you up.
743
00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:41,079
And they're the most
successful guys in finance.
744
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:04,352
Oh, Jesus!
745
00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,855
Oh, shit, this is cold.
746
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:13,653
I got sensitive nips.
747
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,292
- Hey.
- Hey.
748
00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:29,753
- Beer?
- Oh, thank you.
749
00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,838
How was your day?
750
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,841
Uh, pretty grim...
actually.
751
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,551
- Hmm.
- I feel like if I
752
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:39,513
murdered my boss, I could
argue it was euthanasia.
753
00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:46,144
Yeah.
Uh, what about you?
754
00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:47,979
How's your night?
755
00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:51,358
Better now.
756
00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:53,819
Oh.
757
00:51:54,569 --> 00:51:57,155
Sorry. Um,
758
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,240
was... was I...
759
00:51:58,323 --> 00:52:01,660
No, uh... No, no,
that was... it's fine.
760
00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:05,997
I... I just wasn't expecting it,
you know?
761
00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,126
- Well, expect it.
- Okay.
762
00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,766
Is everything okay?
763
00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:27,644
Yeah! Yeah, everything's...
I'm just...
764
00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:28,728
It's been a long day.
765
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:30,355
And I'm just kinda fried,
I think.
766
00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:32,274
- Mm. Yeah.
- Yeah.
767
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:37,863
Do you wanna
go back to my room or...
768
00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:40,991
Yeah, no. I think
I just need to crash.
769
00:52:41,074 --> 00:52:43,159
- If that's okay?
- Yeah, yeah. I think me too.
770
00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:45,745
- Sorry.
- N... no, it's fine. You...
771
00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:47,289
I mean, we could
hang out tomorrow.
772
00:52:47,372 --> 00:52:49,583
- Are you around tomorrow?
- Yes, absolutely.
773
00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,918
I would love that.
Um...
774
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,923
Do you want me
to walk you back to your room?
775
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:01,761
- Um, sure.
- Great, okay.
776
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:04,347
- Oh, don't forget your beer.
- Oh, thanks. Sorry.
777
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,266
- You got your stuff?
- Yeah.
778
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:15,150
Um, thanks for the beer.
779
00:53:15,233 --> 00:53:16,693
Yeah. No problem.
780
00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:19,630
I hope I didn't make you
feel weird.
781
00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:20,739
- No. No, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
782
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,490
Don't... don't apologize.
Honestly.
783
00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:50,662
- Daphne?
- Hmm?
784
00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:55,291
Do you think Cameron
ever cheats on you?
785
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:01,881
Maybe just once.
786
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:04,634
That I know about.
787
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:11,725
Don't feel bad for me.
788
00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:15,562
I figured out how to handle it.
789
00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:17,522
Like today.
790
00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:20,859
I do what I want.
791
00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:23,153
So, I'm not resentful.
792
00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:27,657
Yeah. How do you handle it?
793
00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:31,578
I...
794
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:37,625
I'm not a victim.
795
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:41,212
That's all I meant.
796
00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:55,662
Hey!
Open the door!
797
00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:56,745
Come on!
798
00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:59,916
What are you doing in there,
man? Hello?
799
00:57:01,417 --> 00:57:03,336
Open up, come on!
800
00:57:03,419 --> 00:57:05,130
Sweet little baby boy.
801
00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:45,920
Come on, go see him.
802
00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,547
He's a little shy.
Go see shy boy.
803
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,924
Take care of him.
804
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:54,888
Take care of her! Grazie!
805
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:56,240
What are you doing,
little shy boy?
806
00:57:56,264 --> 00:57:58,057
Come on! Bring him over.
807
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:01,895
Hey, big boy.
808
00:58:06,774 --> 00:58:07,817
No?
809
00:58:13,114 --> 00:58:14,115
Okay.
810
00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,265
Hey, this is Ethan.
811
00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:22,892
Sorry I can't take your call.
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