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It still feels weird
that we're doing this.
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Why? We've always made Mom and Dad
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breakfast in bed on their anniversary.
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It's just, this year, Mom's alone in bed
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and Dad lives in the garage.
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Okay, but celebrating the
anniversary of a marriage
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that ended in divorce
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feels like having a birthday
party for a dead person.
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[Chuckles] That's like Christmas.
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Hmm, good point. Let's plate those eggs.
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Mnh-mnh. None for me, thank you.
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Don't want to fill up. [Chuckles]
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'Cause I'm having brunch with
my honey, my boo, my boyfriend!
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[Sarcastically] Oh, my God,
we had no idea you were dating
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the most wonderful guy in the world.
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[Sarcastically] Yeah. Why
don't you ever talk about him
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all the time and never shut up about it?
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Okay, I know you're being
sarcastic, but, you guys,
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look how cute we are.
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Allison says, "Where are you?
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Crab, umbrella, French-fry emoji."
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God, she's weird even in text.
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She wants me to come to this
lesbian slam-poetry thing
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she's doing, but today is a very
important day for me and Brett.
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What's so important about today?
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Well, not only is today
my first gay brunch,
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but I'm also meeting
Brett's BFF, Christie.
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She's visiting him from
New Jersey and, no big deal,
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but she was Miss Teen
Turnpike three years running.
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[Soft gasp] Did you kids make breakfast?
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Yep. For your anniversary.
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- Pat.
- Hmm?
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The kids made breakfast
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for what would've been our anniversary.
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[Gasps] Guys, that is so weird.
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Well, happy 19th anniversary.
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Yeah, or happy first non-iversary.
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Yeah, sure, that sounds like a thing.
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You know what's not a thing...
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Um, breakfast sausages
dipped in coleslaw.
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Excuse me.
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When slawsages sweep the nation,
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don't ask me to buy you a house.
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[Grinding and whirring]
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What was that God-awful sound?
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It's my new margarita machine.
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I was feeling a little
down after Gloria.
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Thought I deserved a
pick-me-up, so... it's a little
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"to Pat, from Pat" kind of thing.
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- Oh, yeah. You even gave
yourself a card. - Yeah.
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I was hoping Clive
would come over tonight,
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but I guess he's stuck at
school working out the budget.
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That's odd.
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He told me he can't go out tonight
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'cause he's taking care of his mother.
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She hyperextended her
leg kicking the gardener.
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Why won't he introduce me
to that fascinating woman?
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Well, either way, I'm sure
it's just a misunderstanding.
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Right?
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Yeah. Right.
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You know what... It
actually doesn't matter.
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We're adults, you know?
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's none of my business
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what he does with his own time.
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- Yeah.
- [Chuckles]
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You know, if I see him,
I'll ask him about it.
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Or not. You know?
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Maybe I'll forget.
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Mm.
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Maybe I've already forgotten.
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There you go.
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[Clears throat] Unrelated to that,
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how about we fire up
that margarita machine?
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There you go. It's
Mexico somewhere, right?
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Yeah.
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[Grinding and whirring]
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Man. I thought having this
car would help me get girls.
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I mean, I named her "The Love Car."
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but the only girls who've been in here
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are Shannon and her stupid friends.
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Well, thanks for driving
me to the airport.
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I'm second-guessing my brunch outfit.
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Should I have worn a bow
tie? Am I that kind of guy?
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Do I want to be that kind of guy?
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Why is your brother so
excited about breakfast?
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It is not just breakfast,
Claire. It is brunch.
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And it's like gay church.
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- Can I go to brunch?
- No.
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Meeting your boyfriend's best
girlfriend is a huge deal.
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They used to be called "fag hags,"
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but that's super offensive.
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What do you call them now?
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"Fruit flies."
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And how is that better?
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I wish I could be someone's fruit fly.
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Of course you do, Claire,
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because straight women can't help
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but be drawn to gay men.
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And we celebrate that
love through brunch,
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with equal parts
champagne, orange juice,
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and fruit-fly adoration.
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Ugh. I'm so happy to
finally meet you, Christie.
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You're perfect.
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Aww, you're sweet.
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From now on, I will
pick out all your outfits
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and help you choose what
guys to date until the day
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that I officiate your wedding
in a Hugo Boss pastel tux
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that manages to be both
flattering and masculine.
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Thank you.
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- Anything else?
- Actually, yes.
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I'd love to take a
ride on a baby unicorn.
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Certainly. Princess
Glitter's right this way.
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[Gasps]
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[Unicorn whinnies]
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[Sneezes, snorts]
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- Brett: She did?
- Um, you know she did.
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And I was like...
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Both: "Nuh-uh, nurse."
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[Both laugh]
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Here's your virgin mimosa.
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Do you think you could put it
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in a champagne flute?
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I could.
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- I'm sorry, Kenny.
- We were up all night talking,
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but it's like we can never stop.
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Oh, it's like that time
when we were in Trig II,
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and Mrs. Campos was like...
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Both: "Zip it, Brettstie."
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Nuh-uh, nurse. [Chuckles]
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Sorry, what?
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Nothing.
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So, "Real Housewives" marathon tonight.
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- Yes.
- How excited are we?
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Yes. [Laughs]
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Yes, so excited.
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I love "Real Housewives."
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I... I just love watching
those housewives being all real.
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Awesome. Can we watch at your place?
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My mom has bridge club
tonight and, you know,
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after a few ros?s, Mrs.
King gets a little handsy.
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She does.
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[Nervously chuckling] Wow.
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An entire night of the
three of us hanging out
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and you two speaking in unison.
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Both: Yay. [Laughing]
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In fact, I will invite my BFF,
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Allison, to join us.
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The girl who doesn't wash her hair?
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Uh, no, she actually does wash her hair.
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She was just born with extra oil glands.
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Thanks so much, Jimmy.
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- Whatever.
- Bye, Shannon.
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All right, let's go home.
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Mm, wait.
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I forgot, I promised a couple of friends
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we'd drop them off at the Radisson.
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Oh. Hey, friends, hop in.
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Thirsty?
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So, how do you guys know each other?
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Don't look at me, driver.
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Geez. Nice friends, Shannon.
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Okay, this was fun for a minute,
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but I really thought
you'd figure it out by now.
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You're an Uber driver.
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What? No, I'm not.
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Then why does your car
smell like cheap cologne?
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I'm trying something new.
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I saw you driving around for free
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and saw a business opportunity.
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How did you make me an Uber
driver without me knowing it?
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There are many things I have you
doing that you're not aware of.
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Right now, you're in a
clinical trial for LIPITOR.
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F-Fine.
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But if The Love Car is
going to become The Love Cab,
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then I want half the profits.
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Deal.
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- Charge your phones?
- Mm-hmm.
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These are good.
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They're like an adult snow cone.
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Mmm-hmm. Yes.
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- Mmm.
- See, this was fun, right?
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- So fun.
- Yeah.
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I can't stop thinking about Clive.
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Why would he give us
two different excuses
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for where he is tonight?
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- Why don't you call him?
- All right.
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Yeah, I'm sure it's
just a misunderstanding.
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[Cellphone dials, rings]
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Clive: Hey, Snuggles.
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Hi, Vice Principal Sexy...
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Mm, Clive.
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Um, I was just wondering...
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Hey, I'm so sorry, again, about tonight.
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It looks like Mother's
gonna need me all evening.
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- Oh, so you're still at your mom's?
- Yeah, just pulled up.
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Her leg's even more
hyperextended than we thought.
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The doc likened it to an old accordion.
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She's actually two inches
taller, but just on one side.
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Hey, um, I'm just getting another call.
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- Could you please hold?
- Okay.
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- Yello?
- Hey, brother.
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Just wanted to call and make sure
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you can't come over and
watch the game tonight.
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Aw, no. So sorry.
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I just got to the school.
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I'm gonna be working here all night
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on the budget, like I thought.
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I see. So you're still
at the school right now?
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Yeah. Yeah. It's a real pickle.
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Every time I crunch the numbers,
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the budget's over by my exact salary.
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Oh, well, that's a bummer.
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Uh, good luck.
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What the hell is going on?
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I don't know.
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Why do I suddenly feel like doing this?
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Damn. I only had two glasses.
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Hey, hurry up.
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Hey.
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Listen, I know you're mad
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that Clive wasn't at
his mother's house...
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And that she didn't bother
answering the door when I rang.
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And when I peeked in the window,
she was in there jumping rope.
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What?
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Accordion leg, my ass.
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I can faintly smell his
cologne, but he's not here.
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He lied to me, too?
Why would he do that?
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I don't know.
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[Sighs] All right,
come on. We should go.
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Probably.
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Although...
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If we looked on his computer,
that might tell us something.
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- He might have been abducted.
- Yeah.
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And he's trying to signal us
without alerting his captors.
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Sure. It would be irresponsible
for us not to investigate.
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And if we just happen to accidentally
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tap his mouse and his
computer woke up...
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All right, enough. Try the space bar.
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What? He has a reservation
for two for Bianco e Rosso?
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He and I have eaten there.
The bruschetta's amazing.
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Yeah, I know. We had our first date...
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Oh, my God.
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Could he be on a date?
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There's that feeling again.
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[Grunts]
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Sorry you had to miss your turn
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in the poetry slam to come over.
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Well, you said it was an emergency.
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I am disappointed no
one got to hear my piece.
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It's called "I'm Trapped
in a Rapidly Filling Box."
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Would you like to hear?
256
00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:19,105
Okay, Brett and Christie
257
00:09:19,107 --> 00:09:20,473
will be here in a couple of hours.
258
00:09:20,475 --> 00:09:22,475
We have to learn enough
about "The Real Housewives"
259
00:09:22,477 --> 00:09:23,510
that I don't look like a big liar.
260
00:09:23,512 --> 00:09:25,111
I've never seen "Housewives,"
261
00:09:25,113 --> 00:09:27,080
but I've seen every single
episode of "Hoarders."
262
00:09:27,082 --> 00:09:28,414
Oh, no.
263
00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:31,117
There are "Real Housewives"
in nine different cities,
264
00:09:31,119 --> 00:09:32,585
eight seasons of each.
265
00:09:32,587 --> 00:09:34,153
How are we going to learn all of this?
266
00:09:34,155 --> 00:09:35,822
Hush! Hush!
267
00:09:35,824 --> 00:09:39,826
The journey of a million
miles can't begin, won't begin.
268
00:09:39,828 --> 00:09:42,795
I'm trapped in a rapidly filling box.
269
00:09:42,797 --> 00:09:44,564
That's good. Get this out now.
270
00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,300
Okay, you know what...
271
00:09:46,303 --> 00:09:48,501
There's no way we're gonna
be able to learn all of this.
272
00:09:48,503 --> 00:09:51,371
We have to work on our
best-friend rapport. Right?
273
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:54,507
Brett and Christie know
everything about each other.
274
00:09:54,509 --> 00:09:59,045
So, I know that you are Allison.
275
00:09:59,047 --> 00:10:01,180
- Correct.
- You are a lesbian
276
00:10:01,182 --> 00:10:03,149
[chuckles] and...
277
00:10:06,254 --> 00:10:07,320
Now you go.
278
00:10:07,322 --> 00:10:08,655
Your dream is to be the first
279
00:10:08,657 --> 00:10:10,523
openly gay Supreme Court Justice.
280
00:10:10,525 --> 00:10:12,792
You want to travel the world,
but you're afraid of planes
281
00:10:12,794 --> 00:10:15,295
because, like your mother,
Eileen Mary Bridget O'Neal,
282
00:10:15,297 --> 00:10:17,730
you have control issues
rooted in insecurity.
283
00:10:17,732 --> 00:10:19,399
Also, you wear a size-eight shoe
284
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:22,302
and secretly want to wear bow ties.
285
00:10:22,304 --> 00:10:23,336
Mm-kay, how 'bout this?
286
00:10:23,338 --> 00:10:24,804
I'm gonna call the
potato chips "skibbles,"
287
00:10:24,806 --> 00:10:27,073
and you're gonna pretend like
you know what I'm talking about.
288
00:10:27,075 --> 00:10:28,474
Deal.
289
00:10:28,476 --> 00:10:30,310
Thank you so much for rescuing me
290
00:10:30,312 --> 00:10:31,978
from that disaster of a date.
291
00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:32,979
You're so welcome.
292
00:10:32,981 --> 00:10:35,415
But now we need a carpool fare.
293
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,683
So what exactly happened?
294
00:10:36,685 --> 00:10:38,585
[Sighs] Kevin and I were ice skating,
295
00:10:38,587 --> 00:10:40,453
and he got all Tonya
Harding on the rink manager
296
00:10:40,455 --> 00:10:42,221
when he told him he couldn't
have snacks on the ice.
297
00:10:42,223 --> 00:10:43,056
There he is.
298
00:10:43,058 --> 00:10:44,591
Then he threw his nachos
299
00:10:44,593 --> 00:10:46,392
at the Zamboni driver.
300
00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,596
Thanks.
301
00:10:49,598 --> 00:10:51,598
Welcome... Richard.
302
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,067
Hello.
303
00:10:54,069 --> 00:10:55,168
Hi.
304
00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:56,269
Hi.
305
00:10:56,271 --> 00:10:59,272
You've got a nacho in your...
306
00:10:59,274 --> 00:11:01,474
There, now you're perfect. [Chuckles]
307
00:11:01,476 --> 00:11:03,610
Well, thank you.
308
00:11:03,612 --> 00:11:05,578
Don't you dare drop me off. I need this.
309
00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:06,646
Yes, ma'am.
310
00:11:06,648 --> 00:11:08,881
Jimmy, she's taking up
valuable real estate.
311
00:11:08,883 --> 00:11:10,416
I don't care.
312
00:11:10,418 --> 00:11:13,086
If I can't find romance in
this car, at least someone can.
313
00:11:13,088 --> 00:11:15,388
And then when "Love
Cab" becomes a movie,
314
00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:17,290
I will be played by Chris Pratt.
315
00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:19,125
Oh, you wish.
316
00:11:19,828 --> 00:11:22,161
- Yes! Yes. Oh, my God.
- Okay, let's play.
317
00:11:22,163 --> 00:11:23,329
Okay. Let's play.
318
00:11:23,331 --> 00:11:26,499
Oh, "Real Housewives"
bingo is so much fun.
319
00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:28,067
I'm glad I'm such a fan of the show
320
00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:30,136
or I'd find this really
challenging and stressful.
321
00:11:30,138 --> 00:11:33,406
Well, Jules just screamed
"pre-nup," so that's a point.
322
00:11:33,408 --> 00:11:35,775
Okay, well, the countess had
on a chunky statement necklace,
323
00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:37,076
so take that, bitch.
324
00:11:37,078 --> 00:11:38,911
Oh, boo. [Laughs]
325
00:11:38,913 --> 00:11:40,079
Oh, Kenny, you forgot one.
326
00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:41,748
Ramona threw her drink
in someone's face.
327
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:45,451
Oh, of course. Good ol' Ramona.
328
00:11:45,453 --> 00:11:48,221
She definitely doesn't look
like all those other ladies.
329
00:11:48,223 --> 00:11:49,188
Right, bitch?
330
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,624
Why are you being mean to me?
331
00:11:51,626 --> 00:11:54,360
Okay, just, uh, pass
me the skibbles, please.
332
00:11:54,362 --> 00:11:57,096
- The what?
- Okay, never mind.
333
00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:59,999
I cannot believe that Sonja
slept with the countess's fianc?.
334
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:01,934
Like, how are they all still friends?
335
00:12:01,936 --> 00:12:04,270
Well, we had sex, and
we're still friends.
336
00:12:04,272 --> 00:12:06,773
Huh, wait, what?
337
00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:10,877
Oh, my God. I'm so
sorry. I thought you knew.
338
00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,378
Kenny, it was not a big deal.
339
00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:14,914
Yeah, totally, it
happened once forever ago,
340
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:16,649
back when we were a couple.
341
00:12:16,651 --> 00:12:18,418
You were a couple?
342
00:12:21,322 --> 00:12:23,389
Bitches!
343
00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:25,958
That's a real housewife would do it.
344
00:12:27,829 --> 00:12:30,396
[Gasps] Oh, my God.
345
00:12:30,398 --> 00:12:31,998
He is on a date.
346
00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:35,501
- Hello, Clive.
- Eileen.
347
00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:36,703
What... What are you... what?
348
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:38,037
I'm not going to make a scene.
349
00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:39,672
I just wanted to say that I've enjoyed
350
00:12:39,674 --> 00:12:42,175
our time together and
I'm sorry that you felt
351
00:12:42,177 --> 00:12:43,943
the need to go behind my back
352
00:12:43,945 --> 00:12:45,611
and cheat on me with this whore.
353
00:12:45,613 --> 00:12:48,181
This is the hostess, Melissa.
354
00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:50,950
I was trying to get gum out of her hair.
355
00:12:50,952 --> 00:12:52,385
Oh. [Chuckles]
356
00:12:52,387 --> 00:12:54,721
I was wondering why
there was no one up front.
357
00:12:54,723 --> 00:12:57,023
And here I thought the
kids throwing gum at my head
358
00:12:57,025 --> 00:12:58,491
was going to be the
worst part of my shift.
359
00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:00,526
So sorry I called you a whore, Melissa.
360
00:13:00,528 --> 00:13:02,495
Try peanut butter.
361
00:13:02,497 --> 00:13:06,332
Eileen, how could you ever
think I would cheat on you?
362
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,167
- I would never.
- I don't know.
363
00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:09,402
I wish I could say I was drunk,
364
00:13:09,404 --> 00:13:11,504
but Pat makes really weak margaritas.
365
00:13:11,506 --> 00:13:13,005
Great bathroom soap.
366
00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:14,841
[Sniffs] A whisper of geranium.
367
00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:17,410
Oh, hey.
368
00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:18,778
Eileen, this is the friend
369
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,047
I am having dinner with... Marco.
370
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:22,849
Of course, you're just
here with a friend.
371
00:13:22,851 --> 00:13:24,817
Just?
372
00:13:24,819 --> 00:13:27,357
You dirty, filthy cheater.
373
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,491
[Glass shatters]
374
00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:33,192
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.
375
00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,794
Ugh, I can't believe
Brett and Christie had sex.
376
00:13:37,796 --> 00:13:40,096
Would it make you feel
better if we had sex?
377
00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:41,631
- No.
- Thank God.
378
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,533
You don't look anything
like Jennifer Lawrence.
379
00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:45,235
God, I can't believe
they slept together.
380
00:13:45,237 --> 00:13:46,336
Now that I know they slept together,
381
00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:47,537
I feel even more left out.
382
00:13:47,539 --> 00:13:48,905
You feel left out?
383
00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:50,507
- What about me?
- I know.
384
00:13:50,509 --> 00:13:52,008
I mean, they barely
talked to you either.
385
00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:56,179
I have never met
anyone so inconsiderate.
386
00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:59,382
Once I thought our
friendship was indivisible,
387
00:13:59,384 --> 00:14:01,751
then I realized I was just invisible.
388
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,086
Are we doing this again?
389
00:14:03,088 --> 00:14:04,754
It's called free-styling, bitch.
390
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,055
Since you started dating Brett,
391
00:14:06,057 --> 00:14:08,258
you ignore me unless you need something.
392
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,727
I gave up my slot in
the third-most-popular
393
00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:12,996
18-and-under lesbian poetry slam
394
00:14:12,998 --> 00:14:15,498
in the Edison Park
area of Chicago for you.
395
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,733
And you didn't even thank me.
396
00:14:16,735 --> 00:14:18,435
Allison, I... I didn't...
397
00:14:18,437 --> 00:14:19,369
Forget it.
398
00:14:19,371 --> 00:14:20,637
I'm out of here...
399
00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:23,440
in 15 minutes when my
mom comes to get me.
400
00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:27,644
Your hair looks clean.
401
00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:29,046
- Don't.
- Okay.
402
00:14:29,948 --> 00:14:31,614
After all we've been through,
403
00:14:31,616 --> 00:14:33,883
you bring Marco to our restaurant?
404
00:14:33,885 --> 00:14:35,051
You know him?
405
00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:37,454
Yeah, he's the manager at
Clive's apartment complex.
406
00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:38,555
I'm also a tenant.
407
00:14:38,557 --> 00:14:40,056
You guys got to try this bruschetta.
408
00:14:40,058 --> 00:14:41,658
- It's amazing.
- Both: Yeah, we know.
409
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,660
Now, wait, how did you even find me?
410
00:14:43,662 --> 00:14:46,229
We came upon the reservation
when we accidentally
411
00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:47,831
tapped the computer
mouse in your office.
412
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:51,267
Hell's bells, does my privacy
mean nothing to you two?
413
00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:52,836
You lied about where you were.
414
00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:54,070
We thought you'd been taken.
415
00:14:54,072 --> 00:14:55,839
You see what they're doing?
They're tearing me apart.
416
00:14:55,841 --> 00:14:57,740
He wants a piece of me.
She wants a piece of me.
417
00:14:57,742 --> 00:14:59,075
I just want a piece of bruschetta.
418
00:14:59,077 --> 00:15:01,377
Clive, what do we do
when we get stressed?
419
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,046
We put on our emotional tool belt.
420
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:05,215
It's the only way we can
build a house of trust.
421
00:15:05,217 --> 00:15:08,785
I'm sorry. You're the manager
of his apartment complex?
422
00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:12,088
I also run the divorced-men
support group at the Hazelwood.
423
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,656
I've been talking to
Clive, trying to help him
424
00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:16,459
with his anxiety about this situation.
425
00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:17,727
Oh, anxiety.
426
00:15:17,729 --> 00:15:19,629
Oh, please, there's no situation.
427
00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:21,331
- Clive, tell him.
- That's it.
428
00:15:22,657 --> 00:15:23,989
Click.
429
00:15:25,237 --> 00:15:26,936
I am stressed out of my mind
430
00:15:26,938 --> 00:15:28,538
with the two of you tearing me apart.
431
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:30,673
That is why I lied to you.
432
00:15:30,675 --> 00:15:33,710
I know it's your first
post-divorce anniversary.
433
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:34,911
If I went out with Eileen,
434
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:36,913
you would be sending me
sad texts all night long.
435
00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:38,681
And if I went out with you,
Eileen would be sending me
436
00:15:38,683 --> 00:15:39,849
threatening texts all night.
437
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,284
They're just emojis, Clive.
438
00:15:41,286 --> 00:15:42,986
You don't need to be defensive, Eileen.
439
00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:44,487
It's hard to build a house of trust
440
00:15:44,489 --> 00:15:45,989
on a foundation of fear.
441
00:15:45,991 --> 00:15:46,990
Mm.
442
00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:48,992
Can we be done with him now?
443
00:15:48,994 --> 00:15:51,837
Marco, I think I got it from here.
444
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,120
We haven't gotten our entrees yet.
445
00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:56,056
Don't make me take out
my assertiveness wrench.
446
00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:58,726
Wow. You're even
holding it the right way.
447
00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:01,729
You're ready. [Chuckles]
448
00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:03,330
Fly.
449
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,600
Clive, I am so sorry we
made you feel that way.
450
00:16:06,602 --> 00:16:09,336
We didn't realize we were
making you choose between us.
451
00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:10,704
What could I do?
452
00:16:10,706 --> 00:16:13,240
My bestie used to be
married to my lover.
453
00:16:13,242 --> 00:16:14,942
- Don't say lover.
- Don't say bestie.
454
00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:17,544
It's not like the three of us
could ever hang out together.
455
00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:18,879
There's not a lot of divorced couples
456
00:16:18,881 --> 00:16:21,048
that want to be together
in their spare time.
457
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,349
I don't know about that.
458
00:16:22,351 --> 00:16:24,284
We had a pretty good time today...
459
00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:26,553
Woke up, had our
slawsages, started drinking.
460
00:16:26,555 --> 00:16:28,389
Which led to a little light stalking
461
00:16:28,391 --> 00:16:31,358
and computer-hacking, and here we are.
462
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,793
There's no reason the three of us
463
00:16:32,795 --> 00:16:34,495
can't hang out together sometimes.
464
00:16:34,497 --> 00:16:37,297
Yeah. Hey, we can be like
a three-person couple.
465
00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:38,532
A throuple.
466
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,067
If you must give it a name.
467
00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:41,301
I must.
468
00:16:41,303 --> 00:16:43,637
Hey, Melissa, two-thirds
of this throuple
469
00:16:43,639 --> 00:16:44,972
need menus when you get a chance.
470
00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:46,840
[Clears throat] She's
giving us the finger.
471
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:49,276
Oh, no, I think that's
actually just for me.
472
00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:50,177
Richard: No way.
473
00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:51,678
Jodi: Yes, every Christmas.
474
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,746
Okay, you're telling me
475
00:16:52,748 --> 00:16:54,581
you actually like classic action films?
476
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:55,749
- All the "Lethal Weapons."
- Yeah.
477
00:16:55,751 --> 00:16:57,050
- All the "Die Hards."
- Sure.
478
00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:59,219
Anything before Mel Gibson
went crazy, and when...
479
00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:00,487
Both: Bruce Willis had hair.
480
00:17:00,489 --> 00:17:02,656
[Laughs] Oh!
481
00:17:02,658 --> 00:17:04,858
You... You are like the ideal woman.
482
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,460
I have been trying to tell people that.
483
00:17:06,462 --> 00:17:07,761
It's true.
484
00:17:07,763 --> 00:17:09,830
This is going to be a
pivotal scene in "Love Cab."
485
00:17:09,832 --> 00:17:11,765
Too funny.
486
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:12,966
Huh, you know,
487
00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:14,902
I don't think I've ever
taken this way home before.
488
00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:16,437
Well, Richard, I like my passengers
489
00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:19,006
to experience new parts of the city.
490
00:17:19,008 --> 00:17:20,741
On our left is a gas station.
491
00:17:20,743 --> 00:17:22,109
And on our right is a man
492
00:17:22,111 --> 00:17:23,911
yelling at a garbage can on fire.
493
00:17:23,913 --> 00:17:25,179
- [Laughs]
- Right.
494
00:17:25,181 --> 00:17:27,181
Well, it does seem like
it's a little out of the way.
495
00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:30,651
Not that I mind being stuck in
the car with such a lovely lady.
496
00:17:30,653 --> 00:17:32,186
Seriously, could you hop
on the freeway or something?
497
00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:35,055
Because I'm supposed to be
meeting my fianc?e for dinner.
498
00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:35,989
Oh.
499
00:17:35,991 --> 00:17:37,858
Yeah, she is tough.
500
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,092
You're engaged?
501
00:17:39,094 --> 00:17:39,993
Yeah.
502
00:17:39,995 --> 00:17:41,161
Jimmy, pull over.
503
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:42,729
[Screaming]
504
00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:44,965
Got it! Hey, hey!
505
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:46,834
[Tires squeal]
506
00:17:46,836 --> 00:17:48,335
- Get out.
- Really?
507
00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:50,571
I think it's for the best, Richard.
508
00:17:50,573 --> 00:17:52,506
You remain my power,
my pleasure, my pain
509
00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:54,775
But I don't even know where I am!
510
00:17:54,777 --> 00:17:57,939
Why don't you have your
fianc?e pick you up, you tease?!
511
00:17:57,942 --> 00:17:59,680
Do you think he's gonna be okay?
512
00:17:59,682 --> 00:18:00,747
It's really cold out there.
513
00:18:00,749 --> 00:18:02,182
It sounds like a Richard problem.
514
00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:04,852
That is so sweet, you guys. Thank you.
515
00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:06,053
Don't worry, Aunt Jodi.
516
00:18:06,055 --> 00:18:07,654
We'll find you someone much better.
517
00:18:07,656 --> 00:18:08,856
Yes, we will.
518
00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:11,124
Now let's put this Love
Cab into hyperdrive.
519
00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:12,860
I just pressed the lighter,
520
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:15,395
so please be careful when it pops out.
521
00:18:15,397 --> 00:18:16,730
Thank you.
522
00:18:20,402 --> 00:18:22,369
Are you sure you don't
want to wait inside?
523
00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:23,937
Yes, and I don't want to talk.
524
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:26,006
My mom will be here any minute.
525
00:18:26,008 --> 00:18:27,741
Okay.
526
00:18:27,743 --> 00:18:30,244
But you forgot your bag.
527
00:18:30,246 --> 00:18:32,179
And your coat.
528
00:18:32,181 --> 00:18:34,581
And your keys and your
phone and your hat.
529
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,548
I can get my scarf another time.
530
00:18:38,187 --> 00:18:39,520
Hey.
531
00:18:39,522 --> 00:18:41,288
Hey. You're back.
532
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:44,157
Yeah, I dropped Christie
off and came back.
533
00:18:44,159 --> 00:18:45,893
Couldn't stand you being mad at me.
534
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,861
Plus my mom's bridge
club was four bottles in
535
00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:50,230
and they started re-enacting
scenes from "The Good Wife."
536
00:18:50,232 --> 00:18:52,833
- Oh.
- Yeah.
537
00:18:52,835 --> 00:18:54,268
I cannot believe you didn't tell me
538
00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:55,802
that you lost your
virginity to Christie.
539
00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:57,304
I should have told you.
540
00:18:57,306 --> 00:18:58,572
But I didn't want you to think
541
00:18:58,574 --> 00:19:01,642
that what we have isn't
special because it is.
542
00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:05,345
I've never felt this
way about anyone before.
543
00:19:05,347 --> 00:19:08,081
- Really?
- Really.
544
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,616
Me neither.
545
00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:14,521
Anyway, I was hoping we
could hang out tonight.
546
00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:18,492
I would love to.
547
00:19:18,494 --> 00:19:21,795
But... I was actually hoping
548
00:19:21,797 --> 00:19:24,498
to hang out with Allison tonight
549
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,367
and watch "Hoarders," if she'll have me.
550
00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:28,602
She's listening.
551
00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:30,604
I wouldn't blame her if she said no.
552
00:19:30,606 --> 00:19:31,705
I've been a real jerk.
553
00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:33,574
I tried to make her into my fruit fly,
554
00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:39,012
but she's more than a
fly in the sky to eye,
555
00:19:39,014 --> 00:19:40,681
she's super fly.
556
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:44,117
I have no idea what's going on.
557
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:47,588
Yeah. It's sort of our thing.
558
00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:50,290
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow, then.
559
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,059
Absolutely.
560
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:56,263
Allison.
561
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,167
[Sighs]
562
00:20:00,169 --> 00:20:04,638
I am really, really sorry
that I took you for granted,
563
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,375
Allison Meredith Adler-Wong,
564
00:20:08,377 --> 00:20:10,344
especially 'cause you're
such a good person.
565
00:20:10,346 --> 00:20:12,012
You're an organ donor.
566
00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:13,113
You have perfect vision.
567
00:20:13,115 --> 00:20:15,949
You're a Costco executive member.
568
00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:17,651
You went through my wallet, didn't you?
569
00:20:17,653 --> 00:20:19,453
I did.
570
00:20:19,455 --> 00:20:21,254
- It's a start.
- It's a start.
571
00:20:21,256 --> 00:20:22,422
I'll get the skibbles.
572
00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:23,991
And I'll turn on "Hoarders."
573
00:20:23,993 --> 00:20:25,092
I hear it's rat week.
574
00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:26,793
Every week's rat week.
575
00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:27,861
Oh.
576
00:20:29,318 --> 00:20:31,128
If I'm going to be
driving annoying people
577
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,463
like this around, I'm gonna
need more than our 50-50 split.
578
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,099
Fine. 60-40.
579
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,367
Huh, deal.
580
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,203
You know you're the 40, right?
581
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:40,038
- Oh.
- [Laughter]
582
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:42,974
Lightweights.
583
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,709
All right, from now on, every Thursday
584
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,844
is Throuple Thursday.
585
00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:46,978
Yes.
586
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,446
Oh, let's go back to the tiny house
587
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,747
for more margaritas and Jenga.
588
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,549
Okay, but this time I'm
making the margaritas
589
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,984
'cause yours are for little girls.
590
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,019
- I'm in.
- [Laughter]
591
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,788
This is not what the Love Cab is for.
592
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,723
Suck it up. We're surge-pricing.
593
00:20:58,773 --> 00:21:03,323
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