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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:09,053 Previously on "The Magicians." 2 00:00:09,063 --> 00:00:11,428 Alice is fine. Depressed. 3 00:00:11,435 --> 00:00:12,460 Surly. 4 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,047 Still asking to see you again. 5 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:15,788 She's fixated on the thing 6 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,411 she says she saw in the Castle. 7 00:00:17,420 --> 00:00:19,620 She's worried about her friends. 8 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:21,847 I can't think of anyone better protected than they. 9 00:00:23,159 --> 00:00:26,503 They must stay where they are as they are. 10 00:00:26,513 --> 00:00:27,950 They'll be fine. 11 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:31,529 Your spellwork was was masterful. 12 00:00:37,973 --> 00:00:39,416 There's something you need to know 13 00:00:39,426 --> 00:00:41,342 and as soon as I start telling you about this, 14 00:00:41,352 --> 00:00:43,435 bad shit is gonna start flying at our heads. 15 00:00:46,242 --> 00:00:48,559 So how do we figure out who we really are? 16 00:00:48,569 --> 00:00:50,355 Hi. I'm Marina. 17 00:00:50,365 --> 00:00:51,714 I'm here to help. 18 00:00:52,176 --> 00:00:55,474 So you're like some powerful, benevolent 19 00:00:55,484 --> 00:00:57,519 White Witch? 20 00:00:57,530 --> 00:00:59,826 Let's take a peek underneath 21 00:00:59,837 --> 00:01:01,481 and see what you really look like. 22 00:01:04,928 --> 00:01:06,197 Fix it. 23 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:09,008 I don't know what you want me to fix! 24 00:01:09,019 --> 00:01:10,967 Whatever the matter is in Fillory! 25 00:01:10,977 --> 00:01:13,143 Hello? 26 00:01:13,153 --> 00:01:15,058 Hello?! 27 00:01:26,993 --> 00:01:28,594 Old. 28 00:01:28,604 --> 00:01:31,814 Things get old so fast, don't they? 29 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:33,642 Sorry, but where are we? 30 00:01:33,652 --> 00:01:35,557 I told you, Greece. 31 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:37,167 Right, right. 32 00:01:37,177 --> 00:01:40,214 This is the temple of the god we are summoning. 33 00:01:40,224 --> 00:01:41,737 Enyalius. 34 00:01:41,747 --> 00:01:43,183 God of war. 35 00:01:44,184 --> 00:01:45,872 Thought that was Ares. 36 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:50,180 Say that when you see him. 37 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,062 It makes him so mad. 38 00:01:53,019 --> 00:01:55,185 So okay. Go in the woods. 39 00:01:55,195 --> 00:01:56,839 Get a pig. 40 00:01:56,849 --> 00:01:57,840 Excuse me? 41 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:58,841 A wild pig. 42 00:01:58,851 --> 00:02:00,364 The younger the better. 43 00:02:00,374 --> 00:02:01,670 Sorry, I don't mean to be difficult, 44 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,987 but couldn't you just conjure one? 45 00:02:05,162 --> 00:02:06,936 Hmm, no. 46 00:02:06,946 --> 00:02:09,112 It has to be caught with human hands 47 00:02:09,122 --> 00:02:11,898 and stained with human effort. 48 00:02:11,908 --> 00:02:13,290 You know, that, that stuff 49 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,954 that comes out of your skin. 50 00:02:16,216 --> 00:02:17,686 Sweat? 51 00:02:17,696 --> 00:02:18,871 Hurry. 52 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:23,866 What the fuck did you do? 53 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:25,172 I didn't do anything. 54 00:02:25,182 --> 00:02:27,130 That spell's a cunt with fangs. 55 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,742 I thought your amulet was supposed to protect us. 56 00:02:29,752 --> 00:02:32,396 It did. You're alive and welcome, asshole. 57 00:02:32,406 --> 00:02:36,052 Well, great, that didn't work and we're back to square one. 58 00:02:41,981 --> 00:02:43,712 - Yeah? - Hello, 59 00:02:43,722 --> 00:02:45,192 whoever you are. 60 00:02:45,202 --> 00:02:48,238 Do not tamper with my enchantment. 61 00:02:48,248 --> 00:02:50,066 Holy shit, it's James Earl Jones! 62 00:02:50,076 --> 00:02:52,939 Shut. Up. 63 00:02:52,949 --> 00:02:56,725 Yes, you've triggered a read-me file voicemail. 64 00:02:56,735 --> 00:03:00,816 And no, you may not take me off speaker phone. 65 00:03:00,826 --> 00:03:03,776 You will not circumvent or defeat this spell. 66 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:07,170 Whoever you are, walk away. Now. 67 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:10,923 Or your death is as certain as those I've enchanted. 68 00:03:13,143 --> 00:03:16,136 So spells are basically credit cards 69 00:03:16,146 --> 00:03:18,921 with automated fraud warning calls? 70 00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:21,707 That's not super inspired. 71 00:03:21,717 --> 00:03:24,144 Well, neither is Henry Fogg. 72 00:03:24,154 --> 00:03:26,852 You are his favorite students, right? 73 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:29,453 Sit in the kitchen 74 00:03:29,463 --> 00:03:31,107 until I tell you it's safe. 75 00:03:31,117 --> 00:03:32,902 You stay. 76 00:03:38,124 --> 00:03:39,855 She scares me. 77 00:03:39,865 --> 00:03:41,727 Yeah, well, she's not the one with the Glock. 78 00:03:41,737 --> 00:03:44,261 I've got a theory about you, stud. 79 00:03:45,305 --> 00:03:47,264 Stand close. 80 00:03:59,972 --> 00:04:02,312 Oh, Henry. Such a good try. 81 00:04:02,322 --> 00:04:04,750 What are you doing? 82 00:04:06,892 --> 00:04:09,406 I'm making you useful. 83 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,017 Wait. 84 00:04:11,027 --> 00:04:12,332 Where's Janet? 85 00:04:14,465 --> 00:04:15,891 Hello? 86 00:04:15,901 --> 00:04:17,197 Anyone? 87 00:04:17,207 --> 00:04:19,808 Mother Nature, can you hear me? 88 00:04:19,818 --> 00:04:22,245 Wow, forests don't even talk. 89 00:04:22,255 --> 00:04:25,781 Whole psychotic break just lacks imagination. 90 00:04:34,703 --> 00:04:35,747 Again. 91 00:04:38,271 --> 00:04:40,222 - Jesus. - Dude. 92 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:41,264 The chips. 93 00:04:41,274 --> 00:04:44,833 How am I doing this? 94 00:04:52,764 --> 00:04:54,070 Yes. 95 00:04:55,201 --> 00:04:57,856 This pond better be vodka. 96 00:05:21,327 --> 00:05:24,341 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 97 00:05:30,889 --> 00:05:32,108 Your Majesty? 98 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:37,069 Jesus fuck. 99 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:43,936 Forgive the suddenness of my introduction. 100 00:05:43,946 --> 00:05:48,070 I know you're not quite yourself, King Margo. 101 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,898 What are you? 102 00:05:49,908 --> 00:05:51,160 Where am I? 103 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,206 And why does everybody in this nightmare 104 00:05:53,216 --> 00:05:54,511 keep calling me king? 105 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,513 Is that even a thing? 106 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,212 I'll endeavor to explain. 107 00:06:10,886 --> 00:06:12,268 Hello. 108 00:06:12,278 --> 00:06:14,444 You're being kind of quiet. 109 00:06:17,457 --> 00:06:19,580 Look, you're nice and all. 110 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:22,235 Sort of. But I could use some Intel on this place 111 00:06:22,245 --> 00:06:24,367 but how do I know you're not a snitch? 112 00:06:24,377 --> 00:06:25,934 Well, because 113 00:06:25,944 --> 00:06:28,023 like it or not, I'm Santa. 114 00:06:28,033 --> 00:06:31,244 Which used to mean I was once considered fairly honest. 115 00:06:31,254 --> 00:06:33,986 Reasonably reliable, but I, I don't know. 116 00:06:33,996 --> 00:06:35,509 Maybe... 117 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:37,424 slightly admired. 118 00:06:37,434 --> 00:06:39,513 Then all of the sudden everyone's like, "Hey." 119 00:06:39,523 --> 00:06:42,472 You break into houses once a year. What's up with that?" 120 00:06:42,482 --> 00:06:45,171 And, uh, "Kids sit on your lap. 121 00:06:45,181 --> 00:06:47,139 How is that not creepy?" 122 00:06:47,966 --> 00:06:49,392 Congratulations, Earth. 123 00:06:49,402 --> 00:06:52,178 You ruined the name of Santa. 124 00:06:52,188 --> 00:06:55,485 So you don't want to hear from me? 125 00:06:55,495 --> 00:06:57,487 Good. 126 00:06:57,497 --> 00:06:58,967 'Cause I'm sure you don't need 127 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:00,534 this thing I could get you. 128 00:07:00,544 --> 00:07:02,328 Called magic. 129 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:05,375 How? 130 00:07:07,159 --> 00:07:11,110 I am the Lord of All Fillorian Fresh Water. 131 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,373 Which is a bit pretentious, 132 00:07:13,383 --> 00:07:16,593 so, please, call me Lord Fresh. 133 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,248 Assuming this is actually happening, 134 00:07:19,258 --> 00:07:20,946 you pulled me down here. 135 00:07:20,956 --> 00:07:22,121 Why? 136 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:23,949 Your birthright box. 137 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:25,385 You and my birth box 138 00:07:25,395 --> 00:07:26,516 ain't happening 139 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:28,431 so back up, "Shape of Water." 140 00:07:28,441 --> 00:07:33,001 No, no. Your birthright box. 141 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:34,215 There. 142 00:07:35,278 --> 00:07:36,328 Right. 143 00:07:36,339 --> 00:07:38,659 No, Majesty! 144 00:07:38,669 --> 00:07:41,662 If you touch it, it will harm you. 145 00:07:41,672 --> 00:07:44,534 Even my protective wards couldn't save you. 146 00:07:44,544 --> 00:07:46,928 You know about that spell shit? 147 00:07:46,938 --> 00:07:48,234 I'm really somebody else, 148 00:07:48,244 --> 00:07:50,627 and if I try to figure out who shit clobbers me, burns me? 149 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,064 Correct. 150 00:07:52,074 --> 00:07:54,718 Though, as I said, you're safe down here. 151 00:07:54,728 --> 00:07:56,546 Your birthright box, 152 00:07:56,556 --> 00:07:59,071 which it has been my honor to guard, 153 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:02,030 dictated your absence from the kingdom, 154 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,077 your loss of self, and your return 155 00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:07,035 this day and hour. 156 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:09,124 But I must caution. 157 00:08:09,134 --> 00:08:11,257 It also predicted 158 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:13,302 that you would learn what it is 159 00:08:13,312 --> 00:08:16,175 to live and rule alone. 160 00:08:16,185 --> 00:08:20,657 Yeah? Well, alone's my jam, grenouille. 161 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,269 And no matter what, I rule. 162 00:08:29,024 --> 00:08:32,234 Your enchantment is most powerful. 163 00:08:32,244 --> 00:08:34,584 I'm not sure that my wards will hold. 164 00:08:34,594 --> 00:08:37,065 To come back and claim your destiny, 165 00:08:37,075 --> 00:08:40,329 you must find the god who summoned you in the dream. 166 00:08:41,601 --> 00:08:43,724 Please accept my apologies. 167 00:08:43,734 --> 00:08:47,293 I'm afraid I can't keep you as safe as I had hoped. 168 00:08:56,399 --> 00:08:58,304 Walk toward the mountains. 169 00:08:58,314 --> 00:09:00,784 My destiny is to die of pneumonia, isn't it? 170 00:09:00,794 --> 00:09:02,047 You can tell me. 171 00:09:02,057 --> 00:09:03,657 Hardly, Majesty. 172 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:06,399 Please return when the spell is lifted. 173 00:09:06,409 --> 00:09:08,140 Here's your lunch. 174 00:09:19,988 --> 00:09:22,110 Well, if he did anything like my Henry, 175 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,253 he keeps most of his secrets... 176 00:09:25,515 --> 00:09:26,690 in here. 177 00:09:34,002 --> 00:09:36,298 Todd. 178 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:37,647 Oh, my God. 179 00:09:37,657 --> 00:09:39,432 Hansel? 180 00:09:39,442 --> 00:09:41,618 - Hey. - We gotta hustle. 181 00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:44,132 Yeah... 182 00:09:44,142 --> 00:09:45,481 anything I can do? 183 00:09:45,491 --> 00:09:47,135 Yeah. Take your shirt off 184 00:09:47,145 --> 00:09:48,712 and make me a sandwich. 185 00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:56,144 Sorry, but I'm starved. 186 00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:58,451 If it helps, I'm vegan, so this sucks for me too. 187 00:10:05,076 --> 00:10:07,731 Todd? Jesus, are you drunk? 188 00:10:16,218 --> 00:10:18,123 Marina. 189 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,168 Hello, Henry. 190 00:10:20,178 --> 00:10:21,691 What is this? What did you do? 191 00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:23,737 It's the same blue shit you gave Hansel. 192 00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:26,479 Only I knew you wouldn't drink it at my request. 193 00:10:26,489 --> 00:10:28,481 So here's the deal. 194 00:10:28,491 --> 00:10:31,035 - Give yourself the antidote. - There is no antidote. 195 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:32,093 Bullshit. 196 00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,616 Whoa, hoo, hoo, hoo! 197 00:10:33,626 --> 00:10:35,715 So it's true! 198 00:10:36,547 --> 00:10:39,060 Everything she's been telling us is true! 199 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,236 Us? 200 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:41,941 Who else is involved in this? 201 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,452 Pretty much all of your apple-shining, 202 00:10:44,463 --> 00:10:45,802 ass-kissing teacher's pets. 203 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:46,859 Christ. 204 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,283 Whatever she's saying she's 205 00:10:48,293 --> 00:10:50,503 going to do to help you, she isn't. 206 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:52,244 And how are you talking about this without... 207 00:10:52,254 --> 00:10:54,072 Being attacked by the world? 208 00:10:54,082 --> 00:10:55,421 It's magic, remember? 209 00:10:55,431 --> 00:10:56,857 What timeline are you from? 210 00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:58,738 The one where you owe me child support. 211 00:11:00,436 --> 00:11:03,255 I'm kidding. So the spell takes what, 212 00:11:03,265 --> 00:11:05,300 a day to kick in? 213 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:06,910 It's almost dawn. 214 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,869 You say there's no antidote. 215 00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:10,827 You better get to a lab and get to it. 216 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:14,266 Because I'm not turning you into a DJ. 217 00:11:14,276 --> 00:11:16,311 No. 218 00:11:16,321 --> 00:11:18,236 You won't like the new you. 219 00:11:19,585 --> 00:11:22,361 Unless you have a secret dream to live in a moving box. 220 00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:27,637 You just hit the rethink button, okay? 221 00:11:31,129 --> 00:11:32,239 Let's go. 222 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,328 Bye. 223 00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:36,341 Jesus. 224 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,170 Todd. 225 00:11:40,305 --> 00:11:42,120 How long have you been awake? 226 00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:43,730 We need to get you some help. 227 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,776 No. And what you just saw dies with you. 228 00:11:46,786 --> 00:11:48,092 Do you understand? 229 00:12:00,357 --> 00:12:01,973 This cannot continue. 230 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,730 An infinity of pardons, Acting High King Fen. 231 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,955 There is an urgent matter. 232 00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:14,592 An urgent poacher? 233 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,213 Who claims to be the High King. 234 00:12:16,224 --> 00:12:17,563 So an urgent, insane poacher. 235 00:12:17,573 --> 00:12:19,087 - Was my first thought. - Until? 236 00:12:19,097 --> 00:12:21,534 The name... was uttered. 237 00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:38,236 So. 238 00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:41,239 You claim to be High King... 239 00:12:41,249 --> 00:12:43,295 - Margo? - No! 240 00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:50,901 - There you have it. - So every time you say... 241 00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:54,165 Weird, huh? 242 00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:56,559 You look nothing like... her. 243 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,143 Look. 244 00:12:58,154 --> 00:13:01,912 I'm not saying I'm who we are not talking about. 245 00:13:01,922 --> 00:13:04,872 But I had this dream where this goat god, Amber? 246 00:13:04,882 --> 00:13:06,264 Ember. 247 00:13:06,274 --> 00:13:07,875 Whatevs. 248 00:13:07,885 --> 00:13:09,615 Said I had to get here quick and dirty. 249 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,443 The reports are true. 250 00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:13,228 Ember has indeed returned to Fillory. 251 00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:14,795 Miraculously risen from the dead. 252 00:13:14,805 --> 00:13:17,188 Look. If you know where this Ember is... 253 00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:18,799 We don't, is the problem. 254 00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:22,715 We don't want to find him. We have to. 255 00:13:22,725 --> 00:13:24,858 Something's happened since his return. 256 00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:29,461 Oh, I'm nodding so you hurry 257 00:13:29,471 --> 00:13:32,900 and you get to something I actually understand. 258 00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,468 Our air 259 00:13:36,478 --> 00:13:40,168 has always been graced with what you on Earth call 260 00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:41,647 opium. 261 00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:43,201 But now it's saturated. 262 00:13:43,212 --> 00:13:45,608 For some it's tolerable. 263 00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,436 Some get quite giddy, 264 00:13:47,446 --> 00:13:50,265 a few succumb to sleep at the most inconvenient times, 265 00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:52,441 and then there are those who... 266 00:13:52,451 --> 00:13:53,572 Dance. 267 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,596 In the nude. 268 00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:56,619 It sounds lighthearted, 269 00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:59,317 but it's actually resulted in a number of deaths, 270 00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:01,711 mainly in falling asleep in the wrong place 271 00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:02,973 at the wrong time. 272 00:14:02,983 --> 00:14:05,621 Trampled in the middle of the road being the most common. 273 00:14:05,632 --> 00:14:08,805 Uh, however, a dancer did die of exposure 274 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,633 on a glacier, though, uh, 275 00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:13,201 by all accounts, quite gracefully. 276 00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:14,802 Magic is now rationed. 277 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,944 And none of it is powerful enough to reverse this. 278 00:14:16,954 --> 00:14:19,511 And since it coincides with Ember's return... 279 00:14:19,521 --> 00:14:21,992 His glorious resurrection and divine rule! 280 00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:24,560 We hope. 281 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,954 We've come to believe that this is his doing. 282 00:14:26,964 --> 00:14:29,478 And perhaps if he could be told 283 00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:30,783 of the damage it's causing, 284 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,264 he could be convinced to reverse this. 285 00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:34,526 Guys. 286 00:14:34,536 --> 00:14:36,267 I need to stress 287 00:14:36,277 --> 00:14:38,487 how much I don't give a shit. 288 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:41,446 But he's dodging you 289 00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:43,535 and he wants me. 290 00:14:43,545 --> 00:14:45,504 So let's find the fucker. 291 00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:50,248 Sassy. 292 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,328 - Hi. - Hi! 293 00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:54,372 Kim, sorry, I'm late. 294 00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:55,460 No, this won't take long. 295 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,897 I think I'm flunking out. 296 00:14:56,907 --> 00:14:58,681 Oh, first year nerves, totally normal. 297 00:14:58,691 --> 00:14:59,987 No, no, no, I am literally failing everything. 298 00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:01,684 I mean, if I could just pass one... 299 00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:02,728 And somebody told you I have a cheating spell. 300 00:15:02,738 --> 00:15:04,252 Yes. 301 00:15:04,262 --> 00:15:05,253 Okay, I will hook you up right now. 302 00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:06,602 I'm trying not to freak. 303 00:15:06,612 --> 00:15:07,733 - What's wrong? - I can't tell you. 304 00:15:07,743 --> 00:15:08,996 - Okay. - I promised. 305 00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:10,736 - Right. - Dean Fogg is leaving. Shit! 306 00:15:10,746 --> 00:15:11,737 Why did I just say that? 307 00:15:11,747 --> 00:15:13,391 Because it's too much. 308 00:15:13,401 --> 00:15:14,740 Why do I have to be the only one who knows? 309 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,873 Wait, he's leaving? Why? 310 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,701 Oh, believe me, it is not his choice. 311 00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,572 See, there's this Hedge Witch, and she... 312 00:15:20,582 --> 00:15:23,271 Dean Fogg, hi! Sorry I'm late. 313 00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:25,012 I will give you every cheating spell I have 314 00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:26,448 if you please don't repeat this, okay? 315 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,015 Great. Thanks. It's gonna be fine. 316 00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:29,842 Oh, my God, this is horrible. 317 00:15:29,852 --> 00:15:31,540 So even after you're gone, 318 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,411 nothing about Marina can go in the memoir? 319 00:15:33,421 --> 00:15:34,760 Write or breathe a single word 320 00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:36,545 and there will be blood on your hands. 321 00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:39,026 But the outstanding business I'm attending to today 322 00:15:39,036 --> 00:15:41,637 should be recorded in minute detail. 323 00:15:41,647 --> 00:15:42,768 Walter. 324 00:15:42,778 --> 00:15:44,422 Walter. 325 00:15:44,432 --> 00:15:47,295 You're the best drinking companion I've ever had. 326 00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:48,687 Thanks. 327 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,428 I mean, we only drank together twice. 328 00:15:50,438 --> 00:15:52,561 I'm a high-functioning alcoholic, Walter. 329 00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,911 We prefer to do our serious drinking alone. 330 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,105 So that when we weep, 331 00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:58,351 we can wallow in self-loathing without embarrassment. 332 00:15:58,362 --> 00:15:59,527 Did you get that, Todd? 333 00:15:59,538 --> 00:16:01,352 - Fantastic. - Excellent. 334 00:16:01,362 --> 00:16:03,572 Walter, in my office bar 335 00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:07,619 is an unopened bottle of 1977 Hollcroft single malt 336 00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:10,927 that I was going to drink if I ever committed suicide. 337 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,582 Enjoy, my dear friend. 338 00:16:13,592 --> 00:16:15,497 It's not your fault I'm always broke, Ashley. 339 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,412 I'm a degenerate gambler who can use magic 340 00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:18,804 to alter the outcome of any game. 341 00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:20,589 But then I couldn't relive the secret shame 342 00:16:20,599 --> 00:16:22,112 I've held since I was two years old. 343 00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:23,679 What I crave most in the world 344 00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,986 is the degradation of losing. 345 00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:27,988 Thank you for every single moment of that. 346 00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:29,424 You're $56 short. 347 00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:31,992 You're a cutthroat bookie. 348 00:16:32,002 --> 00:16:33,645 Gold. 349 00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,865 Magic has been a brutal series of disappointments. 350 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,736 And after having lived 40 timelines, 351 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,478 39 of which range from the comically horrendous 352 00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:41,914 to the apocalyptically absurd, 353 00:16:41,924 --> 00:16:45,527 to find it was all for nothing, well... 354 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:49,748 leaving this life actually feels liberating. 355 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,403 - Hold this, Todd. Thank you. - Okay. 356 00:16:55,025 --> 00:16:58,028 Tell Jennifer thank you and goodbye. 357 00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,499 I had an affair with his wife. 358 00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,545 He behaved abominably. 359 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,895 Do you find all this as cathartic as I do, Todd? 360 00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:07,636 I think you really hurt him. 361 00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:09,029 Well, back to my childhood. 362 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,769 I was raised by my grandmother, 363 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,641 the kindest, wisest person I've ever known. 364 00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:14,274 Of course I could never tell her that 365 00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:16,809 because all forms of intimacy horrify me. 366 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:21,693 "All forms of intimacy terrify the hell out of me." 367 00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:24,793 Yes? 368 00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:31,921 Kim. What can I do for you? 369 00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,576 Look, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't tell you this. 370 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,535 Well, you probably shouldn't have walked in and said that. 371 00:17:37,545 --> 00:17:40,147 I don't think that I belong here. 372 00:17:40,157 --> 00:17:42,888 As I said, it would take some time. 373 00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:46,109 And, I promise, you do. 374 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,198 Right, and you're literally the only one 375 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,384 that thinks that, and you're leaving. 376 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:52,734 Todd. 377 00:17:55,988 --> 00:17:57,424 Look, it's not his fault. 378 00:17:57,435 --> 00:18:00,543 He's just upset. I am too. Anybody that knew would be. 379 00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:02,570 Please. 380 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:12,094 I probably owe you an explanation. 381 00:18:12,105 --> 00:18:14,445 My life is mostly made up of regrets. 382 00:18:14,455 --> 00:18:16,883 I'm not looking for contradiction or pity. 383 00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:19,929 It's just a fact I'm suddenly forced to face. 384 00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:21,931 But of all my many regrets 385 00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:24,151 the greatest is something I did very recently 386 00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:26,327 to some of the most maddeningly millennial students 387 00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:27,686 I ever had. 388 00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:35,858 What... 389 00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:37,294 Were they gonna hit us? 390 00:18:37,304 --> 00:18:40,820 Advantage of being the spell caster. 391 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:43,866 I'll never be able to correct what I did to them. 392 00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:45,215 But Kim, 393 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,260 one day you might. 394 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:47,321 Me? 395 00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:49,219 You have no idea 396 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:51,028 what you're capable of. 397 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:52,345 I do. 398 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,307 Okay, then if you want me to help these students 399 00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:57,102 can you tell me who they are? 400 00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:01,536 Their lives were in grave danger. 401 00:19:01,546 --> 00:19:04,017 I cast a spell that erased their identities 402 00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,453 and gave them new ones, 403 00:19:05,463 --> 00:19:08,935 and now that same spell has been cast on me. 404 00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:10,947 Jesus. 405 00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:13,765 I mean, isn't there anything you can do? 406 00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:16,333 Well, if I reveal that the spell can be reversed, 407 00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:19,336 then someone would reverse the spell on my students, 408 00:19:19,346 --> 00:19:21,305 ensuring their deaths. 409 00:19:22,045 --> 00:19:24,167 I will not allow that to happen. 410 00:19:24,177 --> 00:19:25,952 I have to do this. 411 00:19:25,962 --> 00:19:28,094 I must accept this. 412 00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:56,427 Ah, stubborn dude. 413 00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,513 You got Plan B? 414 00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:01,335 B plans are for losers. 415 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,952 Okay. Uh, well, whatever happens, thank you for trying. 416 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,995 I don't really know why 417 00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:12,645 you're putting yourself out so much for us, but... 418 00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:14,387 it's pretty cool. 419 00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:16,302 Well, it's pretty common knowledge 420 00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:20,089 that I'm a very, very good person who lives to help others. 421 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,708 It's such a piece of shit. 422 00:20:30,718 --> 00:20:33,102 Hey. I like the artwork. 423 00:20:33,112 --> 00:20:34,930 Yep. Sure. 424 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,976 You have to admit, the characters? Us? 425 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,325 We're pretty complex. 426 00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:41,806 Oh, yeah, real complex. 427 00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:45,027 Yeah, Isaac's big problem is his dick is too big. 428 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,377 Hey. It can be a problem. 429 00:20:47,387 --> 00:20:48,682 Seriously. 430 00:20:48,692 --> 00:20:51,681 It narrows the field by a lot more than you think. 431 00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:53,296 I've been on way too many first dates 432 00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:55,124 that end in urgent care, so... 433 00:20:55,134 --> 00:20:56,429 - Gross. - Look. 434 00:20:56,439 --> 00:21:00,956 My life is pretty cool, so... 435 00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:04,002 how do I know this other me is gonna... 436 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,351 Nail as many groupies? 437 00:21:05,361 --> 00:21:07,638 Whoa, hey, whoa, no. 438 00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:11,923 That is not what Hansel is about, okay? 439 00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:14,099 You know there's a chance the real you 440 00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:15,927 didn't bang your sister? 441 00:21:15,937 --> 00:21:17,320 Hey, no, that's... 442 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:19,697 she was my step sister, okay? 443 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,065 Step sister. 444 00:21:21,076 --> 00:21:23,021 And we didn't know till, till later. 445 00:21:24,337 --> 00:21:25,692 Too many stepdads. 446 00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:27,373 All right, well, what about you? 447 00:21:27,383 --> 00:21:28,745 What's your kink? 448 00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:30,420 Me? 449 00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:32,069 No, see, I'm perfect. 450 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,380 Yeah, I catch drug dealers, murderers, 451 00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:36,295 arsonists, blackmailers, pimps. 452 00:21:36,305 --> 00:21:38,167 I even stopped a girl from giving herself 453 00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:41,649 a coat-hanger abortion and got her to Planned Parenthood. You see, I... 454 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:42,998 I'm a hero. 455 00:21:43,008 --> 00:21:44,260 So why would you give that up? 456 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,783 You sound awesome. 457 00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:48,786 I sound fake. 458 00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:51,223 Which I am. 459 00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:54,139 - Oh, like your thunder meat. - All right, easy. 460 00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:56,794 It's... it's a meat. 461 00:21:56,804 --> 00:21:59,328 I don't know if it's thunder. 462 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:02,844 We just never know where his celestial, 463 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:05,368 newly-risen godliness is going to pop up next. 464 00:22:05,378 --> 00:22:07,413 From the brothel in the Lower Meerskin, 465 00:22:07,423 --> 00:22:09,111 Ember was then sighted on the schooner 466 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,548 of the thin white duke off Basher Island, 467 00:22:11,558 --> 00:22:13,985 where there was a celebration for three days and nights. 468 00:22:13,995 --> 00:22:15,024 Okay. 469 00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:17,859 Well, so far, every sighting he either gets the party started 470 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:20,617 or he dives right into one that's already jumping off. 471 00:22:20,628 --> 00:22:22,298 Ember has always enjoyed his pleasures, 472 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,257 but this pace reeks of self-destruction. 473 00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:26,345 Please. 474 00:22:26,355 --> 00:22:27,912 One July 4th, 475 00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:30,393 I bet I could snort my bodyweight in coke. 476 00:22:30,403 --> 00:22:31,960 This dude's an amateur. 477 00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:33,232 Next. 478 00:22:34,276 --> 00:22:36,529 Landfall at Shimmering Cliff Palace, 479 00:22:36,539 --> 00:22:39,445 then an... orgy 480 00:22:39,455 --> 00:22:41,491 at Sacred Sky Nunnery. 481 00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:44,199 Okay. That's almost impressive. 482 00:22:45,244 --> 00:22:47,801 So look, he's headed east. 483 00:22:47,811 --> 00:22:51,022 If he keeps going, what's the next hotspot? 484 00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:52,241 The Hare on the Ass. 485 00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:53,905 Seriously? 486 00:22:57,996 --> 00:22:59,161 Whimsy. 487 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:01,260 I fucking hate it. 488 00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:04,906 So you found a whole family of them, huh? 489 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,921 What happened to the mother pig? 490 00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:15,211 Kill it. 491 00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:16,265 What? 492 00:23:16,275 --> 00:23:19,964 Enyalius won't come without a sacrifice, silly. 493 00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:21,183 Here. 494 00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:23,272 Slit its belly open, please. 495 00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:25,100 Entrails on the altar. 496 00:23:26,459 --> 00:23:29,365 No, I'm not, I'm not... 497 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,410 Look, I'm a person with a job 498 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:33,108 and a girlfriend and a life, 499 00:23:33,118 --> 00:23:36,850 and I'm not your, your pal. Or your playmate. 500 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:38,773 And I'm not scared of you anymore. 501 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,465 So why don't you just fucking kill me? 502 00:23:42,475 --> 00:23:44,303 I would never do that. 503 00:23:57,925 --> 00:23:59,961 Hello, Etta. 504 00:24:03,061 --> 00:24:05,367 Oh, I suppose this is why you summoned me. 505 00:24:08,544 --> 00:24:10,145 Thank you. 506 00:24:10,155 --> 00:24:12,016 Oh, and the answer is no. 507 00:24:12,026 --> 00:24:13,887 Your new suit is not finished yet. 508 00:24:13,897 --> 00:24:15,672 Oh, pity. 509 00:24:15,682 --> 00:24:18,240 You are usually not this impatient. 510 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,504 Henry, would you like to see the work in progress? 511 00:24:21,514 --> 00:24:22,560 Oh, yes. 512 00:24:22,571 --> 00:24:24,181 Okay. 513 00:24:30,044 --> 00:24:31,296 Beautiful. 514 00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:33,395 Of course. 515 00:24:35,528 --> 00:24:37,607 - Damn it. - What in the world? 516 00:24:37,617 --> 00:24:39,261 Magic ration. 517 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:42,090 My office had some unexpected visitors today 518 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:44,179 who took a huge portion of today's magic. 519 00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:46,887 Ah. No worries. 520 00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:50,325 Smell. 521 00:24:58,159 --> 00:24:59,977 I'm sorry. 522 00:24:59,987 --> 00:25:03,024 That's my grandmother's huckleberry pie. 523 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,677 Wait, what? 524 00:25:04,687 --> 00:25:06,385 What is it, Henry? 525 00:25:10,432 --> 00:25:12,598 So why a comic book? 526 00:25:12,608 --> 00:25:15,079 Graphic novel, Etta. 527 00:25:15,089 --> 00:25:19,083 Had a lot of characters with detailed backstories. 528 00:25:19,093 --> 00:25:20,345 And I could look at them. 529 00:25:20,355 --> 00:25:23,566 So the glamour was much easier to cast. 530 00:25:23,576 --> 00:25:25,698 Doesn't matter now. 531 00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:28,092 I'm about to live a version of it. 532 00:25:28,102 --> 00:25:31,008 Though, I'm assured, one not quite as nice. 533 00:25:31,018 --> 00:25:34,229 Well, you seem awfully sanguine. 534 00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:37,101 Fate's a fucker that always wins. 535 00:25:37,111 --> 00:25:39,408 Okay, I've known you for 22... 536 00:25:39,418 --> 00:25:43,151 well... 23 years now. 537 00:25:43,161 --> 00:25:46,328 And I've loved you dearly every moment. 538 00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:49,766 Fully aware that you can barely stand yourself. 539 00:25:49,776 --> 00:25:53,074 And that made me sad, but... 540 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:56,164 it also made you my best customer. 541 00:25:56,174 --> 00:25:57,610 How so? 542 00:25:58,654 --> 00:26:00,733 Isn't it obvious? 543 00:26:00,743 --> 00:26:02,605 Come on, the bespoke suits, 544 00:26:02,615 --> 00:26:05,042 the hand-sewn shirts... 545 00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:09,655 It's armor. 546 00:26:09,665 --> 00:26:12,702 It's an armor to keep the world away. 547 00:26:12,712 --> 00:26:15,183 A disguise so that nobody 548 00:26:15,193 --> 00:26:18,152 can see what a truly loving heart you have. 549 00:26:30,512 --> 00:26:33,157 You said if revealed the spell can be reversed. 550 00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:34,199 Kim. 551 00:26:34,210 --> 00:26:35,507 Don't. 552 00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:41,436 I'm one of them, aren't I? 553 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:47,128 You have to undo this on all of us. 554 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,216 And then what? 555 00:26:48,226 --> 00:26:49,478 And then we fight. 556 00:26:49,488 --> 00:26:51,262 I know I can't stop you. 557 00:26:51,272 --> 00:26:54,787 But please, be more careful now 558 00:26:54,797 --> 00:26:57,225 than you've ever been in your life. 559 00:26:57,235 --> 00:26:59,367 Well, lives. 560 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:10,107 Finally getting to be your teacher... 561 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:16,069 Has been an honor. 562 00:27:46,327 --> 00:27:49,451 You're now the saddest loser I ever buried. 563 00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:50,679 Look. 564 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:02,648 Marina. 565 00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:05,390 Hi, Dad. 566 00:28:24,499 --> 00:28:25,761 How's it going? 567 00:28:29,826 --> 00:28:31,654 Got it. 568 00:28:36,587 --> 00:28:38,197 Do you feel it? 569 00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:42,330 Stronger further up. 570 00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:44,603 My arm wouldn't even fit in there. 571 00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:55,788 Go, little buddy. Come on. 572 00:28:59,444 --> 00:29:01,141 Come on, little buddy. 573 00:29:25,644 --> 00:29:28,158 Hey. Hey, come on now. Little narration. 574 00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:29,899 Fuck off. 575 00:29:29,909 --> 00:29:31,693 Come on, little buddy. 576 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:01,898 Yes? 577 00:30:05,249 --> 00:30:06,695 I realize that. 578 00:30:06,706 --> 00:30:08,818 But these dossiers are private. 579 00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:13,344 Holy shit. 580 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,524 Sorry, little buddy. 581 00:30:29,534 --> 00:30:30,830 What happened? 582 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,483 What? 583 00:30:32,493 --> 00:30:33,876 Did, did anyone ever tell you 584 00:30:33,886 --> 00:30:36,270 you're kind of withholding, you know? 585 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,621 Oh, come on. You're not trying to kill yourself again, are you? 586 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,893 No. 587 00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:46,889 Hey, is all of that chimney stuff about you true? 588 00:30:46,899 --> 00:30:49,293 Never met one I couldn't crack. 589 00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:57,552 - Leg next? - No, no, no, no, no. 590 00:30:57,562 --> 00:31:00,294 Okay, I'm ready. Whatever you want, okay? 591 00:31:08,921 --> 00:31:10,957 Time to die. Yes it is. 592 00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,915 Give me a little goodbye kiss. 593 00:31:12,925 --> 00:31:14,361 Yes. 594 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,793 Explains a lot of weird shit, but... 595 00:31:21,803 --> 00:31:25,754 I promised I'd keep everything about him private. 596 00:31:25,764 --> 00:31:29,932 Okay. Yeah, and I'm trying to save him. 597 00:31:29,942 --> 00:31:31,596 So please. 598 00:31:34,773 --> 00:31:36,672 How was that? Was it good? 599 00:31:36,683 --> 00:31:38,071 - Yeah. - Can I have one? 600 00:31:38,081 --> 00:31:40,725 Oh, yes. Of course. 601 00:31:40,735 --> 00:31:42,423 Thank you. 602 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,518 Magic's supposed to stay on till 11:00. 603 00:31:50,528 --> 00:31:52,694 Spells take magic, right? 604 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:55,044 - Which is rationed. - Which sucks. 605 00:31:55,054 --> 00:31:57,699 And a spell like this would take even more power 606 00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,092 than a normal one, right? 607 00:31:59,102 --> 00:32:02,312 I mean, six, seven, eight people? 608 00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:04,314 Plus whole lives? 609 00:32:04,324 --> 00:32:07,535 No. If you had any interruption in the flow... 610 00:32:10,026 --> 00:32:12,105 Wait. Magic's off. 611 00:32:12,115 --> 00:32:13,239 It's him. 612 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,891 It's the spell. He told me that it would try and kill us. 613 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:18,111 Right, but without magic, how... 614 00:32:18,121 --> 00:32:19,634 Shit. 615 00:32:19,644 --> 00:32:21,027 Maybe he actually finished it. 616 00:32:21,037 --> 00:32:22,593 Finished what? 617 00:32:22,603 --> 00:32:25,596 This thing he worked on for years. 618 00:32:25,606 --> 00:32:27,782 A perpetual battery. 619 00:32:30,002 --> 00:32:31,003 Come on. 620 00:32:34,659 --> 00:32:36,400 Pray a little harder, please. 621 00:32:42,058 --> 00:32:44,408 Is that suckling I smell? 622 00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:46,835 Enyalius? 623 00:32:46,845 --> 00:32:48,663 Well, fuck yeah it is. 624 00:32:48,673 --> 00:32:50,360 You know what's funny? 625 00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:51,927 He sacrificed the pig. 626 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,450 He prayed. 627 00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:54,984 And he's never heard of you. 628 00:33:02,861 --> 00:33:04,723 How dare you? 629 00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:14,602 I want it back. 630 00:33:14,612 --> 00:33:16,125 Give it to me. 631 00:33:16,135 --> 00:33:19,911 Well, I have no idea what "it" is 632 00:33:19,921 --> 00:33:24,046 but I grant you permission to search my ball sack with your tongue. 633 00:33:24,056 --> 00:33:25,669 Fine. 634 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:28,366 I'll just take it. 635 00:34:08,492 --> 00:34:10,658 Okay, so. 636 00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:14,183 Remember, Fogg said be really, really careful. Because... 637 00:34:17,501 --> 00:34:19,493 Oh, my God. Kim? 638 00:34:19,503 --> 00:34:20,547 Kim. 639 00:34:22,426 --> 00:34:23,678 No, no. 640 00:34:23,942 --> 00:34:25,857 No, no, no. 641 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,764 Yeah, I need a medic. 642 00:34:29,774 --> 00:34:32,603 Yeah, I think she's... 643 00:34:33,734 --> 00:34:35,718 Sorry, prank. 644 00:34:37,999 --> 00:34:40,480 Kim. Are you okay? 645 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:43,778 Fine. 646 00:34:43,788 --> 00:34:45,823 No, see. 647 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,825 You kind of... 648 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:48,923 died. 649 00:34:52,954 --> 00:34:55,960 Well, maybe being un-killable is my discipline. 650 00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:58,858 Yeah, that's not a thing. 651 00:35:01,136 --> 00:35:03,171 Hey. 652 00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:05,313 How much juice do you think this thing has? 653 00:35:05,323 --> 00:35:07,794 Well, it's perpetual. 654 00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:09,796 So... 655 00:35:09,806 --> 00:35:14,279 - it can be overloaded. - I have no idea. 656 00:35:15,464 --> 00:35:17,325 Oh, shit! 657 00:35:17,335 --> 00:35:19,206 How is this a good idea? 658 00:35:38,443 --> 00:35:39,478 Oh, God. 659 00:35:40,673 --> 00:35:42,501 It's not in there! 660 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:48,356 You're not Enyalius, are you? 661 00:35:48,366 --> 00:35:51,228 You're his servant. 662 00:35:51,238 --> 00:35:54,580 A corybant. Aren't you? 663 00:35:54,590 --> 00:35:57,365 All right, look, he's, he's not who you want. 664 00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:58,584 So just... 665 00:35:58,594 --> 00:36:00,281 You know, let him go. 666 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:02,501 All right? 667 00:36:04,251 --> 00:36:07,244 Why did your master send you to trick me? 668 00:36:07,254 --> 00:36:09,256 He knows. 669 00:36:34,412 --> 00:36:35,882 It's not even mid-day. 670 00:36:35,892 --> 00:36:38,285 Real ragers rave in the day. 671 00:36:43,987 --> 00:36:46,598 Horn guy. Is that him? 672 00:36:55,651 --> 00:36:56,946 Who is that? 673 00:36:56,956 --> 00:36:58,426 An imposter. 674 00:36:58,436 --> 00:37:00,593 No wonder he won't see anyone who knows him. 675 00:37:00,604 --> 00:37:01,997 Hey. Ember. 676 00:37:04,486 --> 00:37:06,434 I'm here. 677 00:37:06,444 --> 00:37:08,436 Yeah, you are. 678 00:37:08,446 --> 00:37:10,013 Congrats. 679 00:37:12,581 --> 00:37:14,887 Where are your hooves? 680 00:37:51,576 --> 00:37:52,621 Todd. 681 00:38:34,184 --> 00:38:36,611 Quentin. You're back. 682 00:38:46,588 --> 00:38:49,494 You wanted to play. 683 00:38:49,504 --> 00:38:51,636 Sorry. He's too dead. 684 00:38:56,253 --> 00:38:58,462 Cool trick. Do it again. 685 00:39:24,472 --> 00:39:27,280 Okay, what the what now? 686 00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:30,250 What the fuck are you doing here, Bacchus? 687 00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:31,991 All right. 688 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:33,845 Have we banged? 689 00:39:33,856 --> 00:39:35,717 I followed you on Instagram. 690 00:39:35,727 --> 00:39:37,719 Everybody did till they kicked you off. 691 00:39:37,729 --> 00:39:39,982 Oh, I know, right? Dicks. 692 00:39:39,992 --> 00:39:41,375 Well. 693 00:39:41,385 --> 00:39:44,900 That explains all the opium in the air. Nice touch, I like it. 694 00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:47,604 - It's pretty sweet, right? - Mm-hmm, all right, all right. 695 00:39:47,615 --> 00:39:50,368 What are you doing here? Why do you want everyone thinking you're Ember? 696 00:39:50,379 --> 00:39:53,605 Hey, so, you really want to go back to Earth, right? 697 00:39:53,615 --> 00:39:55,781 No, I want you to answer my fucking question. 698 00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:56,869 Thanks for popping in. 699 00:39:59,925 --> 00:40:01,178 Where is our High King? 700 00:40:01,188 --> 00:40:03,005 Who are you? 701 00:40:03,015 --> 00:40:04,398 A god 702 00:40:04,408 --> 00:40:07,107 is all you need to know. 703 00:40:13,809 --> 00:40:15,854 I'm glad you're back, Quentin. 704 00:40:17,073 --> 00:40:20,120 I was getting a little tired of the Brian game. 705 00:40:21,643 --> 00:40:24,124 Yeah, me too. 706 00:40:29,129 --> 00:40:34,124 So maybe I missed something when we were playing, but... 707 00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:38,268 you had to torture him to death. 708 00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:42,262 Why, again? 709 00:40:42,272 --> 00:40:45,918 Gods are so tricky. 710 00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:47,441 Right. 711 00:40:47,451 --> 00:40:51,706 But what about the one that you were after today? 712 00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:54,231 Oh, we'll get him. 713 00:40:54,241 --> 00:40:56,798 And I'll get back what he took from me. 714 00:40:56,808 --> 00:40:58,365 And then the others. 715 00:40:58,375 --> 00:40:59,758 They all took. 716 00:40:59,768 --> 00:41:02,152 Took what, exactly? 717 00:41:02,162 --> 00:41:04,284 See, that's what I don't really know. 718 00:41:04,294 --> 00:41:07,679 They took this part of me 719 00:41:07,689 --> 00:41:10,170 that knew things. 720 00:41:11,301 --> 00:41:13,337 It's not fair. 721 00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:15,305 No, yeah, totally. 722 00:41:16,306 --> 00:41:18,003 They owe you. 723 00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,006 Got it. 724 00:41:22,921 --> 00:41:25,750 You really understand me, Quentin. 725 00:41:27,839 --> 00:41:30,146 It's good to have a friend like you. 726 00:41:34,977 --> 00:41:36,708 You know, speaking of friends, 727 00:41:36,718 --> 00:41:39,014 when you get back 728 00:41:39,024 --> 00:41:41,157 what the gods took from you... 729 00:41:43,377 --> 00:41:45,847 maybe... 730 00:41:45,857 --> 00:41:48,947 could I maybe have Eliot back? 731 00:41:50,993 --> 00:41:52,985 The one who tried to kill me? 732 00:41:52,995 --> 00:41:55,770 Hey, hey, no. No. That was a mistake. 733 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:58,218 You were there. You... 734 00:42:00,045 --> 00:42:02,342 like him more than me? 735 00:42:02,352 --> 00:42:04,475 No, I, I didn't say that. 736 00:42:04,485 --> 00:42:06,825 You miss him. 737 00:42:06,835 --> 00:42:10,220 You... you miss all your friends. 738 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:13,484 The... the ones in my castle 739 00:42:13,494 --> 00:42:14,973 who tried to kill me. 740 00:42:20,501 --> 00:42:21,883 Good. 741 00:42:27,856 --> 00:42:31,066 Well, upsides and downsides. 742 00:42:31,076 --> 00:42:32,764 Yeah, no, I remember everything. 743 00:42:32,774 --> 00:42:34,853 Kind of like a dream. 744 00:42:34,863 --> 00:42:37,431 I was gonna say acid trip myself. 745 00:42:44,351 --> 00:42:45,961 Oh, my God. 746 00:42:47,919 --> 00:42:49,433 Mis hermanos. 747 00:42:49,443 --> 00:42:51,870 Where were you? We looked everywhere. 748 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,490 - Stay back. - Why? 749 00:42:58,190 --> 00:43:00,170 Because I'm not here to play. 750 00:43:01,587 --> 00:43:04,682 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 50192

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