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Anyone watching,
thinking we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
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So, you've had your Labour
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally, taking
the grass from its own roots.
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Now you've got your Con-Dem nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
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we live in Manchester
and they charge us for water.
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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Yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Party!
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JACKSON: My Dad used to take me
and our kid to the countryside.
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Didn't do owt. We had no money.
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Bread didn't have time
to go stale in our house,
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so the ducks missed out.
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Just sat on the hillside
and watched the clouds go by.
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Didn't even talk.
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TODDLER GIGGLES
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When I got older,
we still weren't talking.
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But that's because neither of us
knew what to say anymore.
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After a few more years,
that stopped being a problem,
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because we couldn't bear to be
in the same house as each other.
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To this day I don't know if we fell
out because I hated the man
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or because I realised
I was slowly turning into him.
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Dad! Dad!
Get your jollies elsewhere.
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You dirty fucker.
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Dad! She's gushing!
My dad got the last laugh, though.
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Cos every now and again, I open
my mouth to speak and he falls out.
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Everything he said then, I say now.
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Shit.
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Dad! Get the fuck out of my house!
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Aah! No!
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Mrs Powell?
JACKSON: Get out!
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Dad! Dad!
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I find you sniffing round her again
and I'll cut your fucking...
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Jackson!
..cock off.
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Mary Twill.
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Social worker.
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It's about our fostering
application, Jackson.
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We'll be ready for you next time.
Won't be abusing any kids.
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Yeah, we'll stop putting cigs out
on Letitia.
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Not that we smoke. Certainly not
weed.
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Or crack.
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Look, what happened, that's...
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That's not how I normally conduct
myself... we conduct ourselves.
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Let's start next time
with a new slate, shall we?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Bye. Bye.
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Total overreaction, as per.
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I caught some dirty little bastard
shagging our daughter.
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How else was I supposed to react?
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He's not some dirty little bastard.
They've been seeing each other for weeks.
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You knew what they were doing in our
home?
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Well, it's better than doing it
in some crack den in Gorton.
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Having a boyfriend is a no-no, but
having some fucked-up foster kid in the house
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is all right? Language!
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You're only doing it cos you'll get
paid.
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I know you might find it hard to
believe,
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but paid or unpaid,
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some kids would be grateful having
someone give a fuck about them.
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Language.
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Oi!
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Where do you think you're going?
Back in the house!
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Avril. Stella's got a temperature.
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Er... blue bottle, top shelf, next to
the sink. Two five mils every four hours.
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You're a star.
Ooh, is she asthmatic?
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Er... no.
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How old are you?
Dad, leave him alone!
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17! We were only kissing!
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She's 15! That's rape! Do you want
to go on the sex offenders' register?
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And that's assault!
Do you wanna lose your job?
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I'm telling the truth! Nothing
happened!
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You lay one fucking finger on her,
and I'll...
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Oh, fuck. Is this the one, Avril?
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That's the one. Lovely lad.
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Looking after his little sister.
Chickenpox.
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What the fuck do you think
you're doing, you cunt?
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Stella's still in there, weeping,
and I don't mean crying!
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Chickenpox could finish off
a man of my years.
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See you when she's scabbed over.
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Right, well, I want you home by 12,
you bastard, and sober!
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It's not like this normally.
Everyone's gone mad today.
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Must be something in the water.
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Avril, I put some ice on Stella's
head and it's stuck.
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Am I Coleen Nolan? No.
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Can I have a clue?
You're a shit interior designer.
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Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
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No.
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Your wallpaper's crap.
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Would you shut the fuck up?
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Right, come on, let's see what
you've got.
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Wait, we're going to have to play
for summat else. We're all skint.
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Blow jobs. Busman's holiday.
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What's the point? I get them anyway.
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Right. Whoever wins the hand gets
to choose between truth, dare, kiss,
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command or promise.
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It's a bit playground.
And you being so fuckin' mature.
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Yep? All right.
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On my count, one, two, three.
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Ah.
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Read 'em and weep.
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Right. You two kiss.
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Oh. Ha-ha.
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Right.
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CHEERING
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Just a little clue.
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Irish. Freedom fighter or terrorist,
depending on your politics.
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Oh. Louis Walsh?
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Daniel O'Donnell.
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Dana. Bono.
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Val Doonican. The Corrs.
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Boyzone!
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Home now. I promised Aidan he could
go to the chippy before it shuts.
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Can't leave Stella on her own
while she's sick.
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Nanny state! You do it!
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I'm her brother, not her dad.
And I'm on a promise. Now go! Go!
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All right.
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Carl!
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Aah! Go home!
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LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Sarah
♪ Happy birthday, dear...
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♪ Happy birthday to you
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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Go on, fuck off, you bastard!
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(GROANS)
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VEHICLE SOUNDS HORN
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You bastards!
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(GROANS)
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♪ Going nowhere fast... ♪
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(MUMBLES)
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Aah!
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DOG BARKING
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SHOWER ON
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Stella? I've put her upstairs.
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Frank's AWOL. Carl's at work.
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Aidan's learning the drums.
Where's Letitia?
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Revising round at Dee's.
I said she wasn't to see him again.
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Which is the best way
of making her do the exact opposite.
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At least this way, we know where she
is.
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We don't even know where he lives.
You know they won't be revising!
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I knew you'd worry,
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so I gave her condoms and asked her
to write the address down.
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He's a lovely kid
when you get to know him.
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Apart from his name. Africa.
No wonder he calls himself Dee.
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He's shagging my underage daughter.
I don't want to fucking know him.
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Where are you going?
Where do you think?
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Before you start looking after
other people's kids,
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you want to try looking after your
own.
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SHOUTS
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Come on! Hey!
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We always wanted two kids, didn't
we?
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Little boy. A son.
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Well, a son of sorts. A foster son.
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Might be another girl.
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Look, I know how hard this must be
for you
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to see your baby growing
into a woman.
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But Dee's a great lad.
You should get to know him.
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Any chance you could keep Stella
while I finish my shift? I'll pay you.
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I'll put some calamine on her
spots. Cheers.
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You talk some sense into him, Carl.
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He seems to have forgotten
what it's like to be young.
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Must have been the same
when you were their age, Jackson.
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That's the trouble. I was.
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BABY CRYING
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Jackson, what the fuck you playing
at? Shh, shh.
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Letitia's new boyfriend.
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New boyfriend, who I found her doing
the dirty with, is probably my son.
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CYMBALS CLASH
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A one-night stand with Avril's best
mate.
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I knew she was pregnant
but I thought she'd got rid of it.
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She told me she was going to get rid
of it.
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DRUMS PLAYING
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You've got to tell...
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Fuck.
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Shagging your sister.
That's like me and our Debbie.
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Avril will kill me
when she finds out about this.
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So, you're going to keep schtum?
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Say nothing and I let my daughter
shag her brother.
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Come clean and my marriage is over.
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My wife leaves me, taking my
daughter and my testicles with her.
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DRUMS PLAYING
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Fuck, Carl.
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I was a kid.
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A stupid fucking kid.
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What do I do?
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Don't move.
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All right.
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I... I had a few drinks
and took some drugs. Sorry.
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What sort of man does this?
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Well, I might be able to explain
if I knew where I was.
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Right now, my synagogue.
Ten minutes' time, a police station.
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Next week, hopefully in prison.
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The law doesn't tolerate
this sort of behaviour any more.
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What sort of... Look, look, look.
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Just chillax. Ah! Oh!
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I'm on my hands and knees scrubbing
my son's grave day after day,
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ridding it of the filth that you and
your sort have daubed all over it.
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Oh, no! No. No, no way.
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No way on this earth would I...
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Look, look.
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I am not an antisem... icist.
SIREN WAILING
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I... I'm just a stupid drunk
looking for shelter.
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SIREN WAILING
You're religious man, obviously.
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Show some mercy.
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For the Lord's sake.
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(SOBS)
For my children's sake.
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Oh, God!
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If I'm incarcerated, I...
I don't know how they'll survive.
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DOORBELL RINGS
Please. Please!
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I beg you.
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(SOBBING)
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I want to atone.
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Let me.
KNOCKING DOOR
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I lived like you,
as fast as I could go.
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Drink, women, gambling.
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Oh, yeah, I don't do gambling
so much now.
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I'd sooner spend the cash
on a dead cert. Booze, you know.
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I drew the line at drugs but my
success in business went to my head
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and I thought I was invincible,
untouchable.
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But God reminded me my sinful life
came with a price tag.
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How much?
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The most precious thing in my life
was taken from me.
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Your car?
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Plasma telly? Your iPod thingy?
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My son.
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Three years ago.
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Punishment for the way
I'd lived my life.
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Since then, I've done
what I can to atone.
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Gave up my job, my life of sin.
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Bet your missus
had something to say about that.
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She had sense.
She'd left me years previously.
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I work in the synagogue,
live as good a life as possible.
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I was put there so
you and I should meet.
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I lived a godless life
and lost my son.
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My redemption is
to help you keep yours.
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It's so clear.
247
00:12:57,393 --> 00:13:00,192
MUSIC PLAYING
248
00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:02,393
Have you got the stuff?
249
00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:06,553
I owe you.
250
00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:11,472
Aled Jones?
251
00:13:11,473 --> 00:13:13,913
Will you stop fucking following me?
252
00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:18,912
Bad news. Chinese Elvis
is doing Burnley.
253
00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:21,832
But they can let us have two
Thai Britneys for the same price.
254
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:22,993
Tell 'em to fuck off.
255
00:13:22,994 --> 00:13:24,712
What about sacking the act?
256
00:13:24,713 --> 00:13:26,792
Mate of mine could do us
a gold party.
257
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,752
Be a laugh, and people could earn
a few bob off their old jewellery.
258
00:13:29,753 --> 00:13:33,553
Oh, hilarious! An evening of crack
whores and choker chains.
259
00:13:35,593 --> 00:13:38,752
You carry on having a laugh
and leave the entertainment to me.
260
00:13:38,753 --> 00:13:40,753
Right, come on, show your cards.
261
00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:42,992
Ooh!
262
00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:45,792
Oh! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
263
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:48,792
Come on, girls,
you know the drill. Oh, dear.
264
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,432
Don't you dare say kiss.
265
00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:53,072
All right, all right, command.
266
00:13:53,073 --> 00:13:54,992
I command you two to kiss.
267
00:13:54,993 --> 00:13:56,191
Get on with it.
268
00:13:56,192 --> 00:13:58,233
There's summat weird
about you even asking for this.
269
00:13:58,234 --> 00:14:01,713
Every man's fantasy. Two women.
270
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,632
Hiya, love.
271
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,792
Can I grab a bottle of lager?
Yeah.
272
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,992
I'll get it, Mimi. Two lagers.
273
00:14:08,993 --> 00:14:11,393
Any mate of Letitia's
is a mate of mine.
274
00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:23,632
Right. Let's just get this straight.
I stay here, free of charge?
275
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:25,392
Food and board.
276
00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:27,592
And what if I say no?
277
00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:31,072
I call the police and tell them
I'd like to report a hate crime.
278
00:14:31,073 --> 00:14:32,273
Oh, come on, it's hardly that.
279
00:14:32,274 --> 00:14:35,713
How else would you describe
vandalising a synagogue?
280
00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:43,792
Erm...
281
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:47,032
look, I know you were married
and everything,
282
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,632
and forgive me for asking,
cos I have to,
283
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:55,352
cos marriage excuses no-one
the freak's roll call...
284
00:14:55,353 --> 00:15:02,712
You... you don't bat for the other
side, do you? And I'm not talking Palestinians.
285
00:15:02,713 --> 00:15:06,112
I see we're going to have to start
from the beginning.
286
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:10,632
I'm here to help you
but first you're here to help me.
287
00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:12,152
How?
288
00:15:12,153 --> 00:15:16,432
From sundown today until sundown
tomorrow, that's six to six, is the sabbath.
289
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:23,552
I'm forbidden to do any work,
which includes giving orders, making requests.
290
00:15:23,553 --> 00:15:25,952
That's where you come in.
291
00:15:25,953 --> 00:15:31,872
So, for example I might say,
"It's a little chilly in here."
292
00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:34,792
And you'd suggest?
293
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:38,072
Double glazing?
294
00:15:38,073 --> 00:15:40,993
You'd say,
"I'll put the heating on."
295
00:15:42,993 --> 00:15:47,353
I say, "I'm a little hungry."
You say?
296
00:15:48,593 --> 00:15:51,232
I shall prepare a light snack,
Isaac.
297
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:54,953
This is gonna work just fine,
my friend.
298
00:16:01,913 --> 00:16:04,272
Come on, Frank, get 'em lit.
299
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,713
Paint me black and call me Benson.
300
00:16:12,193 --> 00:16:14,353
CHIMING
301
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,593
Ah.
CLOCK CHIMING
302
00:16:19,953 --> 00:16:22,592
This carpet looks dirty.
303
00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:26,512
This carpet looks dirty. You think?
304
00:16:26,513 --> 00:16:29,273
Drink? Yeah, don't mind if I do.
305
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:35,752
I'm a little peckish. You say?
306
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:39,312
Mine's a double voddie,
easy on the tonic.
307
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:44,672
Now I say, "It's Friday night,
I'm parched." And you say?
308
00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:48,672
Hello, police? I'd like you to
arrest this man for crimes against humanity.
309
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:50,152
GLASS CLINKS
310
00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:56,073
No. No, well, strictly speaking,
it should be me calling the filth.
311
00:16:57,953 --> 00:17:01,553
Kidnap and blackmail was still
illegal, last time I checked.
312
00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:06,753
Can't believe
you'd do this to your own kid.
313
00:17:06,754 --> 00:17:09,472
It's for my other kid, for Letitia.
314
00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:12,952
Are you sure he's yours?
She might have been with other men.
315
00:17:12,953 --> 00:17:16,032
No, it was me she had in her sights.
Everyone knew it.
316
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:20,752
Used to knock back fellas left,
right and centre. Keeping herself free for me.
317
00:17:20,753 --> 00:17:22,713
Her words, not mine.
318
00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:25,113
He's a really nice lad.
319
00:17:25,114 --> 00:17:26,672
So Avril keeps telling me.
320
00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:30,472
Works two jobs as well as school.
If it wasn't incest, it'd be perfect.
321
00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:32,552
Don't, Carl.
322
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,192
Fuck.
323
00:17:34,193 --> 00:17:36,513
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
324
00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:42,272
You'll do what we agreed, yeah?
Please.
325
00:17:42,273 --> 00:17:44,833
We'll have Stella
for the next three nights.
326
00:17:46,193 --> 00:17:47,153
Deal.
327
00:17:51,873 --> 00:17:54,433
Can tell he's yours.
Can't handle his ale.
328
00:17:58,153 --> 00:17:59,992
You do know I'm straight?
329
00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:02,552
Need to be where we're going,
fella.
330
00:18:02,553 --> 00:18:04,433
DOG BARKING
331
00:18:06,193 --> 00:18:07,592
Am I dreaming?
332
00:18:07,593 --> 00:18:08,633
Wide awake, kid.
333
00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:10,592
Well, almost.
334
00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:12,112
Oh, I can't feel my knees.
335
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:15,392
Try concentrating
on another part of your anatomy.
336
00:18:15,393 --> 00:18:17,672
You smell like toothpaste.
337
00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:21,073
That's the second nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
338
00:18:22,713 --> 00:18:25,152
I can't get up.
339
00:18:25,153 --> 00:18:27,433
Well, that's why you pay
a professional.
340
00:18:29,153 --> 00:18:30,832
Leave it to me, cocker.
341
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:35,032
Let Kelly... work her magic.
342
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:38,552
No, I can't get up.
Can't feel my legs.
343
00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:41,312
Lift your arm. I can't.
344
00:18:41,313 --> 00:18:43,472
I can't!
345
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:45,432
Oh, I want to see my girlfriend!
346
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:49,312
I don't think
she'd want to see you in this state.
347
00:18:49,313 --> 00:18:51,352
I need to see Letitia!
348
00:18:51,353 --> 00:18:54,472
Letitia? Powell?
349
00:18:54,473 --> 00:18:57,312
Bloody brain, Carl!
350
00:18:57,313 --> 00:18:59,751
I wouldn't tell you
if I didn't care for Letitia.
351
00:18:59,752 --> 00:19:00,593
I saw him going in there
off his tits.
352
00:19:00,594 --> 00:19:05,192
This one belong to you?
Found him passed out in Lillian's.
353
00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:07,112
Lillian's?
354
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,393
You dirty bastard!
355
00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:12,072
No offence, Kelly.
356
00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:13,272
None taken.
357
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:17,072
You better stay away from my
daughter from now on, you hear me?
358
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:21,552
Hey, no. No. You've got
the wrong end of the doodah.
359
00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:26,192
Poor sod walked in, saw Trixie
and the girls hosting a naughty NHS night
360
00:19:26,193 --> 00:19:27,913
and thought he were at
the dentist's.
361
00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:28,992
(RETCHING)
362
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,992
He kept asking for a root canal
and crying for Letitia.
363
00:19:31,993 --> 00:19:36,393
Well, that's how I knew to bring him
here. I think someone spiked him.
364
00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:39,793
I've got a punter waiting.
365
00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:44,232
He's in no fit state to get home.
366
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,272
I'll take him.
367
00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:48,912
If we're quick,
we'll catch the last bus.
368
00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:51,513
(GRUNTS)
369
00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:55,913
DOG BARKING
370
00:20:08,353 --> 00:20:10,272
Alyah.
371
00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:12,513
Well, well, well.
372
00:20:17,313 --> 00:20:20,032
♪ Happy time... ♪
(FRANK CHUCKLES)
373
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:22,873
(GRUNTING)
374
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:30,192
(CHUCKLES)
You're a very bad man, Frank.
375
00:20:30,193 --> 00:20:33,913
I see now, clearer than ever.
376
00:20:35,153 --> 00:20:38,032
You have to be stopped.
377
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:41,672
Tell your dad to stop being a cunt
and find us another drink.
378
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:44,032
What did you say?
Joke.
379
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,912
Put... that...
380
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,992
down!
381
00:20:47,993 --> 00:20:51,392
Hey, look! I know that you miss him
and all that,
382
00:20:51,393 --> 00:20:53,992
but in lots of ways
you're lucky he's died.
383
00:20:53,993 --> 00:20:58,352
He... he'd have only grown into
a twat like mine did.
384
00:20:58,353 --> 00:21:01,672
Come on! Don't go all
Austrian dad on us!
385
00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:02,593
Let us out, eh?
386
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,232
I would love to, Frank.
387
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:08,832
But, as you know, I'm not supposed
to do anything on the Sabbath.
388
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:11,392
So, you sleep it off
and we'll sort you out tomorrow.
389
00:21:11,393 --> 00:21:12,993
Once and for all.
390
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:23,792
You told me you weren't
keeping the baby.
391
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:26,393
You told me you'd love me forever.
392
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:31,032
So, what you been up to?
393
00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:33,392
Oh, you know. Same old, same old.
394
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,193
I've got a son now.
He's shagging his sister.
395
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,992
She's only his half sister.
They're not breaking the law.
396
00:21:37,993 --> 00:21:40,272
Yes, they are. No, they're not.
397
00:21:40,273 --> 00:21:41,913
Your name's not on
the birth certificate.
398
00:21:41,914 --> 00:21:45,472
Whose is? Mr T.
399
00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:49,352
They're still blood. I can't believe
you knew about this and you let it carry on.
400
00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:51,273
Oi, calm down. You'll wake him up.
401
00:21:53,953 --> 00:21:55,913
What are we gonna do?
402
00:21:57,033 --> 00:22:01,233
I looked at him tonight.
He's so fuckin' beautiful, it made me wanna cry.
403
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:06,232
I wanna be part of his life,
but I can't do that to Avril.
404
00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,352
It'd kill her.
It's not all about her.
405
00:22:08,353 --> 00:22:12,913
She hates your guts,
and you've given me the one thing that she couldn't.
406
00:22:16,553 --> 00:22:18,513
We'll sort it.
407
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,952
We've got to split them up.
408
00:22:22,953 --> 00:22:26,393
That way,
you can still be part of his life.
409
00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:30,552
Avril won't find out.
410
00:22:30,553 --> 00:22:34,312
Be our little secret.
You're a teacher.
411
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:38,112
We'll tell Dee you're part
of the Duke of Edinburgh scheme, help him get into university.
412
00:22:38,113 --> 00:22:40,232
And splitting them up?
413
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:44,033
I'll just tell him to look at the
mother. That should put him off.
414
00:22:45,313 --> 00:22:47,233
Why didn't you tell me
you'd kept it?
415
00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:50,272
Him. Cos it were none
of your fucking business.
416
00:22:50,273 --> 00:22:52,953
Pretty clear where
you stood back then.
417
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,793
She didn't deserve you.
418
00:23:01,153 --> 00:23:04,273
We'd have been good, me and you.
419
00:23:05,913 --> 00:23:07,913
And our son.
420
00:23:09,913 --> 00:23:11,913
Me and you were a mistake.
421
00:23:18,593 --> 00:23:22,032
You might as well have another.
Last bus has long gone.
422
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:24,993
And we've got a lot of catching up
to do, haven't we?
423
00:23:41,593 --> 00:23:43,273
Morning, Daddy.
424
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,120
DOG BARKING
425
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,920
BABY CRIES
426
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,280
CHILD GIGGLES
427
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,680
BABY GURGLES, BIKE BELL RINGS
428
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,759
BABY WAILING
429
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,559
What'll it be like round here
with another kid under our feet?
430
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,479
It'll be great.
431
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:22,119
You better get changed. The social
worker will be here any minute.
432
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,600
Dunno if I'm past
my nappy-changing days.
433
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:41,639
So, what exactly did you say you did
last night, when you took Dee back?
434
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,039
What did his mum say?
435
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,639
Just thanks. Thanks very much.
436
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,319
Nice kid, though. Isn't he?
437
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,599
Lovely, yeah.
438
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,679
Gentle kid. Intelligent.
439
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,159
Sensitive. Bit of a looker, too.
440
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,879
His dad in, you said?
441
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,839
Yeah. We just took him straight
upstairs, then threw him into bed.
442
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,160
Then me on the two-seater.
Hardly slept a wink.
443
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,839
Dad!
444
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,880
Dad, over here!
445
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,439
(GROANS)
446
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,359
Son!
447
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,439
Yeah, I know.
448
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,599
Goatees are so 2005.
449
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,719
You OK?
450
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,559
Oh! Ah!
451
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,040
You get used to it.
452
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,479
You go and enjoy yourself.
You've earned it.
453
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,720
What about Stella?
454
00:25:52,721 --> 00:25:57,159
Close to death due to complications
with chicken pox, but in good hands.
455
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,839
You go and have a good time.
456
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,760
Hey, check some of them coats.
Might just get lucky.
457
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,479
Isaac. Can you let me out, please?
458
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,400
I really need the toilet.
459
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,679
Cheers.
460
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,520
Am I Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mitch and Tich?
461
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,599
God loves a trier.
462
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,279
What about a gold party?
463
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,079
What?
464
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,159
A theme night.
We'll do a gold party.
465
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,439
Nice one.
466
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,759
God, there must be an echo in here,
because I said that yesterday.
467
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,120
No need to pull your face.
468
00:26:48,121 --> 00:26:50,159
If you don't like it, just say.
469
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,199
I do like it.
470
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,119
What's your problem?
471
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:56,200
You don't half
get yourself wound up over nothing.
472
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,640
Have you had your tablets today?
473
00:26:58,641 --> 00:27:00,839
Hey!
474
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,359
What's up with you?
475
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,200
I was... Nothing.
476
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,680
Kelly! Have you claimed
your prize yet?
477
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,239
Fuck's sake.
478
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,759
(SHANE)
We asked for this.
479
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,879
What's up with you?
480
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,480
I think Jackson
might be having an affair...
481
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,999
with a 17-year-old boy.
482
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,639
You need to cut down
on the sherbets.
483
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,879
No chance.
I can spot 'em a mile off, Avril.
484
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,320
LAUGHTER
485
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,520
Eurgh, you dirty bastards!
486
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,240
See! They're all at it!
487
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,679
What the fuck? You've had
my daughter! Had my husband!
488
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,960
Do you wanna go for your hat trick?
489
00:28:03,961 --> 00:28:05,479
How could you think I'd...
490
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,759
Look me in my eyes, and tell me
you've not slept with him.
491
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,359
I haven't! I swear!
492
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:14,319
Then who the fuck wrote that
on your back? Huh?
493
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,479
It wasn't him.
494
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,880
It was me.
495
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,120
Last night?
496
00:28:22,121 --> 00:28:25,679
No, not last night!
Nothing happened last night!
497
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,120
Is that true?
498
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,760
Then what the fuck's this all about?
499
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,800
Just something I had to tell you.
Dee's his son.
500
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,119
Isaac?
501
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:50,639
I'm sorry I locked you in last
night, but you had to be punished.
502
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,040
The way you talked about your
children broke my heart.
503
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:54,439
You haven't seen 'em.
504
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,920
And you should count
your lucky stars you still can.
505
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,719
I am the victim here.
506
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:07,559
Oh, for once in your life,
tell the truth!
507
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,840
Atone for your sins,
while you still have time!
508
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,239
Because there's no time
left for me, Frank!
509
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,999
And I can't take it any more!
510
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,399
I can't!
511
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,199
Fucking hell! What?
512
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,600
Why?!
513
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,799
Couldn't you have taken me
instead of him?
514
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:37,439
The sins of the father
are visited on the children, Frank,
515
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,719
and he's punishing me,
516
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,479
but I need it to stop!
517
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,520
What was his name?
518
00:29:43,521 --> 00:29:45,640
(SOBBING)
519
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,279
His name.
520
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,319
Daniel.
521
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,479
Daniel. What happened to Daniel,
522
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,319
I don't think had much
to do with God.
523
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,999
You don't understand.
524
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,919
Oh! Just apply a little logic,
right?
525
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:15,039
All the fucking nutters out there
who have fathered sons, right,
526
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,599
and have done despicable things,
527
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,759
you know, Stalin, Mussolini,
528
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,559
Thatcher, Blair...
I don't mean Lionel.
529
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,039
Their kids weren't smited,
were they?
530
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,559
Struck down?
531
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,719
I sinned.
532
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,199
(LAUGHING)
No.
533
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,319
Fucking hell!
534
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,719
No, I've sinned!
535
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,039
Drugs. Drink.
536
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,599
Sex. Neglect.
537
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,960
I've thought about no-one but me...
538
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,919
and I don't think I ever will.
539
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,720
(SNIFFS)
Don't think I ever want to.
540
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,839
So, if anyone deserved
a good smiting, it's me.
541
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,719
Don't arouse his anger, Frank.
542
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,360
Ooh. Well, come on, do your worst!
543
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,840
But give this poor bastard a break,
will you?
544
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,239
Whoa. Whoa.
545
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,560
(LAUGHS)
546
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,240
It wasn't your fault.
547
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,400
(SOBS)
548
00:31:34,401 --> 00:31:35,599
Oh, come here.
549
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,520
Hey. It's all right.
550
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,320
I think we need some time
to ourselves.
551
00:31:47,321 --> 00:31:49,399
I want her here.
552
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,919
Independent observer.
553
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,359
Innocent bystander,
if it gets rough.
554
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,359
I just want to...
555
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,359
Yellow card!
You no speaky, you listen.
556
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,200
Comprende?
557
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,960
You've always made me feel loved.
558
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,599
And because of that,
I can forgive you anything.
559
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,359
We'll get over this.
560
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,719
But that's what I was...
561
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,200
Shut it.
You're not off the hook yet.
562
00:32:20,201 --> 00:32:22,519
You could have come clean.
563
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,519
You could have told me
564
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,679
and made all that shit
I put you through,
565
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,639
with the credit cards
and the debt, balance out.
566
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,319
But, no.
567
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,119
All the time you were
wagging your finger at me,
568
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,519
you had your own
dirty little secrets.
569
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,680
(SNIFFS)
That's what kills me.
570
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,079
I never meant to hurt you.
I'm sorry.
571
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,999
The first thing I knew
about Dee being mine
572
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,439
was when I clocked Alyah was his mam
and did some maths.
573
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,919
I could never have kept him
a secret from you.
574
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,119
You have to believe that.
575
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,040
And I'm truly, truly sorry.
576
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,439
I'll send our kid for my stuff.
577
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,599
You don't get to walk away
after causing all this shit!
578
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:15,000
I tell you to fuck off if this
isn't working out. Which it will.
579
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,240
Thanks, Kelly.
580
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:24,599
I'll take Stella.
You owe me a drink.
581
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,520
You owe me a lot of drinks. Lots.
582
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,319
Lip, he's a great dad.
583
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,399
I've even got one
with ginger hair too.
584
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,599
Actually,
he is fuck all to do with me.
585
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,880
But what I'm saying is
586
00:33:38,881 --> 00:33:41,839
that you can't take the blame
or the glory
587
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,159
for your children's
successes or failures.
588
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:51,719
But you could be at home sharing
those successes and failures.
589
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,319
And ginger's a recessive gene,
by the way.
590
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,960
(CHUCKLES)
591
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,600
You're a decent man, Isaac.
592
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,839
I might not know my arse
from my elbow most of the time,
593
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,639
but I've got good antennae
when it comes to human nature.
594
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,640
You're a good man. Wait.
595
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:19,999
This isn't much,
but it might help ease your burden.
596
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,479
If you're not worrying
about putting food on the table,
597
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,840
maybe it'll give you the time
to rediscover and enjoy...
598
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,200
what's important.
599
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,880
KNOCKING AT DOOR
600
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,439
Can I play drums at the reception?
601
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,480
My drums. Can I play 'em
at Letitia's wedding reception?
602
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,400
Leave yous to it.
You've got a lot to discuss.
603
00:35:05,222 --> 00:35:08,261
You light a cigarette on a candle,
a sailor dies.
604
00:35:08,262 --> 00:35:11,701
Oh, well, my vote's
Captain Birdseye, then.
605
00:35:11,702 --> 00:35:14,181
He got younger and his face changed.
606
00:35:14,182 --> 00:35:16,061
Mimi, another.
607
00:35:16,062 --> 00:35:18,582
Face, or pint? Money.
608
00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:21,741
This'll do. £60 quid?
609
00:35:21,742 --> 00:35:23,741
It's worth ten times more than that.
610
00:35:23,742 --> 00:35:25,180
You know it and I know it.
611
00:35:25,181 --> 00:35:26,620
How dare you call me a cheat?
612
00:35:26,621 --> 00:35:27,222
Lend us a tenner, Carl.
613
00:35:27,223 --> 00:35:29,141
Fuck off.
614
00:35:29,142 --> 00:35:32,701
Ill buy you one. And then Ill sell
this tomorrow and well all be rich.
615
00:35:32,702 --> 00:35:33,382
Clue, Mimi?
616
00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:35,461
You're a lying twat.
617
00:35:35,462 --> 00:35:37,422
Nick Clegg.
618
00:35:38,782 --> 00:35:42,421
You are so fuckin' cheating!
619
00:35:42,422 --> 00:35:44,421
Look, I cant do this much longer,
Dad. Huh?
620
00:35:44,422 --> 00:35:46,861
Look after a kid,
run the house, cook, clean.
621
00:35:46,862 --> 00:35:49,061
It was different
when we was all at home.
622
00:35:49,062 --> 00:35:51,902
Yeah, talk anon.
Just going for a quick gypsy's.
623
00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:57,341
You, me. Rematch tonight.
624
00:35:57,342 --> 00:35:59,301
Should learn when to walk away.
625
00:35:59,302 --> 00:36:03,142
Don't you want to win your dignity
back? Come on, Jamie.
626
00:36:04,502 --> 00:36:07,581
Don't come crying to me
when you're lip-locked with Lillian.
627
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:11,622
All right, and don't you back down
at paying up when you lose.
628
00:36:12,742 --> 00:36:14,461
Swear. I want your word.
629
00:36:14,462 --> 00:36:17,061
All right, you've got it.
630
00:36:17,062 --> 00:36:18,621
Carl!
Stella! Quick!
631
00:36:18,622 --> 00:36:20,501
What's happened? What's wrong?
632
00:36:20,502 --> 00:36:22,100
Don't panic.
We've got to get her to hospital.
633
00:36:22,101 --> 00:36:23,742
Ambulance is here.
We have to go now.
634
00:36:23,743 --> 00:36:26,821
I'll tell your dad.
635
00:36:26,822 --> 00:36:28,422
Frank, Stella's on the way to the...
636
00:36:28,423 --> 00:36:30,420
Hospital. I know.
I heard it first time.
637
00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:31,742
Best place for her, then.
638
00:36:31,743 --> 00:36:33,061
You're not going?
639
00:36:33,062 --> 00:36:34,821
She's poxed up. I could catch it.
640
00:36:34,822 --> 00:36:36,662
Then I'd be no use to anyone,
would I?
641
00:36:36,663 --> 00:36:41,182
And we couldn't have that, could we?
642
00:36:45,342 --> 00:36:49,021
Straight to voice mail. They can't
get married. They're too young.
643
00:36:49,022 --> 00:36:50,342
They're brother and sister.
644
00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:51,382
DOOR SHUTS
645
00:36:55,022 --> 00:36:56,421
You're not invited.
646
00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:57,422
To the wedding
that won't be allowed to happen?
647
00:36:57,423 --> 00:37:01,301
See, I don't want my son
being born out of wedlock.
648
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:04,101
BANJO PLAYING
AND BABY CRYING
649
00:37:04,102 --> 00:37:04,742
Yee-ha!
650
00:37:04,743 --> 00:37:05,901
WHIP CRACKS
651
00:37:05,902 --> 00:37:08,181
You can't keep it.
652
00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:10,502
My mam said that'd be the first
thing that came out your mouth.
653
00:37:10,503 --> 00:37:12,661
Dee. I'm sorry I wasn't there
for you...
654
00:37:12,662 --> 00:37:14,102
Implying I've missed out on
something?
655
00:37:14,103 --> 00:37:17,141
I've done fine without you,
thanks very much.
656
00:37:17,142 --> 00:37:19,381
Straight As, and I've got
uni on the horizon.
657
00:37:19,382 --> 00:37:20,981
I don't smoke, take drugs...
658
00:37:20,982 --> 00:37:24,501
Oh, unless I get spiked
by my biological father, of course.
659
00:37:24,502 --> 00:37:26,461
I was trying to protect you.
660
00:37:26,462 --> 00:37:28,341
You were denying my existence.
661
00:37:28,342 --> 00:37:28,980
No.
662
00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:30,900
If anything had happened
between me and Kelly,
663
00:37:30,901 --> 00:37:33,222
you'd have told Letitia
and she'd have binned me.
664
00:37:33,223 --> 00:37:36,262
Wouldn't you?
665
00:37:40,062 --> 00:37:42,501
You'd have allowed me
to walk out your life.
666
00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:47,301
Never said a word to Tish.
Or her mum. Wouldn't you?
667
00:37:47,302 --> 00:37:50,062
You're not sorry you
was never there for me. You're just sorry you found me.
668
00:37:50,063 --> 00:37:51,861
Don't say that.
669
00:37:51,862 --> 00:37:54,541
I'm sorry you found me.
670
00:37:54,542 --> 00:37:56,822
Look at what's happened
since you did.
671
00:37:58,302 --> 00:38:00,181
That poor kid.
672
00:38:00,182 --> 00:38:04,421
She's pregnant
and were gonna look after it!
673
00:38:04,422 --> 00:38:05,662
I'm not pregnant.
674
00:38:07,982 --> 00:38:09,141
Then why lie?
675
00:38:09,142 --> 00:38:12,022
That's rich coming from you.
676
00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,381
We haven't even slept together.
677
00:38:15,382 --> 00:38:16,502
But I saw you two sha...
678
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:19,582
Kissing. You saw us kissing.
679
00:38:20,662 --> 00:38:22,901
I did tell you.
680
00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:26,022
You need to get your mind
out of the gutter, Mr Powell.
681
00:38:39,902 --> 00:38:42,381
DOOR SHUTS
682
00:38:42,382 --> 00:38:44,621
CAR ALARM WAILS
683
00:38:44,622 --> 00:38:47,181
See you round, yeah?
684
00:38:47,182 --> 00:38:49,662
Hope so. Never had a brother before.
685
00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:58,382
Dee?
686
00:39:00,502 --> 00:39:02,382
You're welcome round here any time.
687
00:39:06,502 --> 00:39:12,382
Thanks. Don't think that would do
anyone much good, though, do you?
688
00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:32,341
MUSIC PLAYING
689
00:39:32,342 --> 00:39:36,461
I'll put you in the hospital
if you don't go and see how your daughter is!
690
00:39:36,462 --> 00:39:38,861
Carl's rang four times!
691
00:39:38,862 --> 00:39:43,101
All right. But I hope you're aware
of the risk I'm running.
692
00:39:43,102 --> 00:39:45,821
Could finish me off if I'm infected.
693
00:39:45,822 --> 00:39:48,141
We can but hope.
694
00:39:48,142 --> 00:39:50,702
This gold party's
a great idea of yours.
695
00:39:56,622 --> 00:40:00,221
(SIGHS)
I'm not kissing Frank. I'm not inserting anything.
696
00:40:00,222 --> 00:40:02,981
I'm not doing any shit with melons.
697
00:40:02,982 --> 00:40:04,982
Apart from that, do your worst.
698
00:40:06,302 --> 00:40:09,661
Looks like I'm kissing my mam or you.
699
00:40:09,662 --> 00:40:13,301
True, dare, kiss, command.
700
00:40:13,302 --> 00:40:15,302
And promise.
701
00:40:19,182 --> 00:40:21,101
Is it true
702
00:40:21,102 --> 00:40:24,221
that you like it when I do this?
703
00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:27,021
Mm-hm.
704
00:40:27,022 --> 00:40:28,742
I dare you...
705
00:40:30,622 --> 00:40:32,622
to unzip.
706
00:40:34,622 --> 00:40:36,141
Mam.
707
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,942
Maguire word count
for nothing, then?
708
00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:50,221
Now.
709
00:40:50,222 --> 00:40:52,942
Kiss.
710
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,301
Are you ready for your command?
711
00:40:58,302 --> 00:41:00,382
Mm-hm.
712
00:41:01,622 --> 00:41:04,861
I command you, give me my pub back.
713
00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:06,621
What?
714
00:41:06,622 --> 00:41:09,022
Sign back the right of attorney that
you took from me when I was ill.
715
00:41:09,023 --> 00:41:10,741
(GRUNTS)
Go away.
716
00:41:10,742 --> 00:41:12,941
Bad enough that you stole it
in the first place.
717
00:41:12,942 --> 00:41:15,261
A fucking outrage
that you kept hold of it,
718
00:41:15,262 --> 00:41:19,541
forcing me to resort
to this stupid fucking game to even get you to talk about it.
719
00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:20,542
What... what does it matter?
720
00:41:20,543 --> 00:41:23,941
You gave your word.
721
00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:25,701
The pub is mine...
(GROANS)
722
00:41:25,702 --> 00:41:28,702
and until you swear
you'll return it...
723
00:41:34,342 --> 00:41:36,862
you ain't getting
your bollocks back.
724
00:41:41,062 --> 00:41:42,542
Stella.
725
00:41:43,622 --> 00:41:44,661
Stell...
726
00:41:44,662 --> 00:41:46,861
TOY SQUEAKS
727
00:41:46,862 --> 00:41:49,342
Stella.
728
00:41:51,382 --> 00:41:53,182
BABIES CRYING
729
00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:56,981
Stella. Can you hear me?
730
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:58,941
Get him away from the kids.
731
00:41:58,942 --> 00:42:01,821
No, I...
I'm just trying to see my daughter!
732
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:04,061
Stella Gallagher.
733
00:42:04,062 --> 00:42:08,101
Just... All right! Just... just
tell me that she's OK, yeah?
734
00:42:08,102 --> 00:42:10,302
You're too late, she's gone.
735
00:42:12,302 --> 00:42:14,942
She only had chickenpox!
736
00:42:17,982 --> 00:42:22,821
(ISAAC)
The sins of the father are visited on the children, Frank!
737
00:42:22,822 --> 00:42:29,301
The sins of the father
are visited on the children, Frank!
738
00:42:29,302 --> 00:42:31,061
(SOBS)
739
00:42:31,062 --> 00:42:33,542
I'm sorry.
740
00:42:35,142 --> 00:42:37,742
I'm sorry.
741
00:42:43,462 --> 00:42:46,102
(HE SOBS)
742
00:42:47,742 --> 00:42:49,982
(SOBBING)
743
00:42:51,742 --> 00:42:52,662
Where the fuck were you?
744
00:42:52,663 --> 00:42:54,901
I know. I know.
745
00:42:54,902 --> 00:42:57,701
If I could turn back the clock...
746
00:42:57,702 --> 00:42:59,621
Oh, fuck off.
747
00:42:59,622 --> 00:43:01,021
Oh!
748
00:43:01,022 --> 00:43:04,101
You're a selfish
self-centred piece of shit.
749
00:43:04,102 --> 00:43:07,141
All you do, all you've ever done,
is fuck people over,
750
00:43:07,142 --> 00:43:10,541
your family, your own kids.
751
00:43:10,542 --> 00:43:13,662
I needed you. Stella needed you.
752
00:43:16,702 --> 00:43:19,021
I've had it, Dad. I've had it.
753
00:43:19,022 --> 00:43:21,701
You know if...
if I could turn back the clock
754
00:43:21,702 --> 00:43:25,541
and do a deal with God
to put it right,
755
00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:26,621
I would!
756
00:43:26,622 --> 00:43:30,461
You been on the gin? Always like
this when he's been on the gin.
757
00:43:30,462 --> 00:43:33,821
A sentimental maudlin twat.
758
00:43:33,822 --> 00:43:35,701
It's God's judgment.
759
00:43:35,702 --> 00:43:42,341
My penance for my sins is to live
with her death on my conscience,
760
00:43:42,342 --> 00:43:45,302
until the day
I'm called to answer for it.
761
00:43:48,902 --> 00:43:52,342
And that's right. All your fault.
762
00:43:55,702 --> 00:43:57,142
Don't know how you live with
yourself.
763
00:43:57,143 --> 00:43:58,542
BABY CRYING
764
00:44:01,302 --> 00:44:04,422
Fuck's sake, Stella.
We had him on the ropes, then.
765
00:44:06,582 --> 00:44:09,461
She's alive? Stella's alive?
766
00:44:09,462 --> 00:44:13,861
Temperature spiked. She had a fit.
Doctor said she's fine now.
767
00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:15,822
BABY CRYING
768
00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:20,862
She's alive!
769
00:44:24,022 --> 00:44:27,821
She's alive!
770
00:44:27,822 --> 00:44:29,741
She's...
771
00:44:29,742 --> 00:44:32,501
(JACKSON)
A mate of mine said I should write my dad a letter.
772
00:44:32,502 --> 00:44:36,301
Sort all the shit out before he died.
Cos if I didn't, I'd regret it.
773
00:44:36,302 --> 00:44:40,221
Not long after,
I passed my dad in the street.
774
00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:43,901
For less than a second,
we looked at each other.
775
00:44:43,902 --> 00:44:47,181
Then we both looked away
like we were complete strangers.
776
00:44:47,182 --> 00:44:49,221
He'd let me go.
777
00:44:49,222 --> 00:44:53,581
When you have your own,
you realise how hard that is.
778
00:44:53,582 --> 00:44:56,901
I know now that every shitty comment
or put-down my dad made
779
00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:58,981
was cos he loved me.
780
00:44:58,982 --> 00:45:00,781
He couldn't help himself,
781
00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:04,141
cos he was terrified
I'd fuck my life up like he had.
782
00:45:04,142 --> 00:45:06,181
But it don't make it right,
783
00:45:06,182 --> 00:45:08,421
cos that's the same excuse
those nutters make
784
00:45:08,422 --> 00:45:10,901
who kill their kids
before topping themselves.
785
00:45:10,902 --> 00:45:13,661
"I did it because I loved 'em."
786
00:45:13,662 --> 00:45:15,581
If you're that fucked up,
787
00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:18,181
do em a favour
and get out of the way.
788
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:21,381
Cos as hard as it is,
if you wanna be part of their lives,
789
00:45:21,382 --> 00:45:22,781
you've got one option.
790
00:45:22,782 --> 00:45:27,822
That's to stand on the sidelines,
and cheer them on.
791
00:45:39,262 --> 00:45:42,621
Where there is darkness,
I shall bring the light.
792
00:45:42,622 --> 00:45:44,462
Jesus is doing no harm.
793
00:45:48,262 --> 00:45:49,261
Marty?!
794
00:45:49,262 --> 00:45:52,701
Not like some perv's buying
you a plant as a thank you for trying to fuck you.
795
00:45:52,702 --> 00:45:54,661
Wasn't a perv, it was Marty.
796
00:45:54,662 --> 00:45:55,941
It's an orgy!
797
00:45:55,942 --> 00:45:59,901
I've got more buying. I couldn't
get a punter past the God squad.
798
00:45:59,902 --> 00:46:01,662
Got another poster?
It's just for college.
799
00:46:01,663 --> 00:46:03,341
What do we do?
800
00:46:03,342 --> 00:46:05,061
Go round there and we nail 'em.
801
00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,141
Kill Jesus?
802
00:46:06,142 --> 00:46:07,861
I can't call that off.
803
00:46:07,862 --> 00:46:12,822
You can't call it off, but I can!
804
00:46:18,102 --> 00:46:21,142
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805
00:46:57,702 --> 00:46:59,742
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806
00:46:59,792 --> 00:47:04,342
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