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Anyone watching thinking we know
fuck all about knowing
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fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally taking the grass
from its own roots.
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And now you've
got your ConDemNation,
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word...
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or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know, we cope
better than average with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fucks' sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant
land in ancient times...
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Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Paaaarty!
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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For most people, there comes a time
when you have to fend for yourself.
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Unless you're William or Harry
or some other lucky fucker who
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inherited plenty.
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Or Frank Gallagher, of course.
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My mam and dad got off early
so I had to learn fast.
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No armbands, no stabilisers,
no guiding lights...
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I'm just saying.
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You know,
it'd be easy to rob a brothel.
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Oh, Shane.
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I bet no-one's ever
robbed a brothel.
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And we won't be the first.
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Thought we'd agreed,
no more robbing.
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I'm just thinking aloud.
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Well, think about something else.
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We've got to give the new
business a chance.
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Bang on time.
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♪ DICK DALE: Misirlou
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I love you, Pumpkin.
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I love you, Honeybunny.
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Give us your fucking hand!
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Stop wiggling!
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Keep your fucking hands down!
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Get us out of here. Yeeee haaaa!
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I thought I was doing all right...
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diving in, cracking on,
making the best of it.
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But sometimes it's wise to listen...
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Apply the brakes now and again.
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You need to be more
gentle with the clutch.
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But on the whole,
there's some improvement.
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You could've killed us!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Can she even see through that?
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She had it under control.
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The world's a dangerous
enough place as it is.
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Mum!
What a disgrace!
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Seen that poster?
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Don't let it wind you up.
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Revise your road signs.
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Get much done?
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Enough.
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A shop quieter than the library
doesn't bode well.
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Good job we've got plenty
coming in elsewhere.
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This is out of date.
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And why's there no proper tea bags?
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There's twice as many in that
value gear.
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But it tastes like piss!
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There's more choice at the Jockey.
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Afternoon, girls.
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That's not revision!
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What you writing to Granddad for?
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You snide, two-faced...
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Medical student?
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I couldn't afford to be if
I didn't tell him what was going on.
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You're paid to spy?
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My course gets funded
out of the profit of this shop.
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Income declines, bye bye Dr Sita.
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I hope you can sleep at night.
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As long as you keep earning, I don't
need to tell Granddad.
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Of course you don't...
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Please...
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Not this, no..
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(WHIMPERS)
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I beg you. Please...
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No...
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Please...
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Cameron! Cameron! Fucking hell!
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Cameron!
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Have you hurt her?
No!
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What's she doing?
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Aaah!
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That's the release word
if she doesn't like it. What's up?
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This is what you asked for!
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I got cramp. Fuck! Fuck!
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Where?
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Back of the right leg - hamstring.
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Ah, that helps.
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Aaah, yes, that's working.
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Could you pass me the water, please?
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Ah.
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Next time, instead of pulling
the panties off,
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I'd like you to cut them.
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You can let go now.
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Sorry about that. Where were we?
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No, please, I'm begging you...
Anything but that!
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
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Where's the bathroom?
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Perhaps you'll be back on form
when I return.
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Little Shane need some
little blue helpers?
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Slug pellets?
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Fucking hell, Shane.
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♪ LOUD DRUM AND BASS
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Read it and tell me
it's not in your favour!
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Did you expect me to believe
they're studying driving theory?
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There's a million places I'd
rather be than helping you
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keep your shitty little shop
in Chatsworth.
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MUSIC OFF
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Right. It's home time.
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Key to the door.
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You've got your staff poker nights.
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Twenty one? Another one
that doesn't rhyme.
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Bingo with a Scouse Ma Baker, a boss-eyed
brass and a tinker in a wheelchair?
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I'd never let my missus
anywhere near.
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I'd like to see you try
and stop her.
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Come on, Mimi!
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Grey-skinned women stinking of cigs,
eyes like zombies. Makes me sick.
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It's more upmarket now.
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Mimi, we're off!
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I'm coming! Sweet sixteen...
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Never been kissed.
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No, but had it up the grease box.
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I love making up alternatives.
Your turn.
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Go and provide some class.
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Cash flow's vital at the start
of any new business.
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We can't have performance
anxiety messing things up.
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It's just weird knowing
you're being watched.
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That City player wants to
watch you shag his wife Tuesday.
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Not rape, though.
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Utter domination from behind and anal,
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leave her feeling humiliated,
worthless and embarrassed.
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I'll wear my United shirt.
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Don't think we've forgotten
about you, Anne Frank.
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Another half hour.
Unless you want to pay for more.
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Stick a fucking balaclava on him,
see what he can do.
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He's "voyeur only."
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All set?
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He will be.
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Maybe we could, er, think about
that, seeing as someone seems to be
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struggling with his side
of the bargain.
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It's not in the contract.
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We could always renegotiate.
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Got plenty of ammunition
for Grandad now, if you want it.
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I'm past caring.
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I read your email to Grandad.
Appreciate it.
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But Uzma wouldn't stand for it.
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What's Aunt Uzma
got to do with anything?
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That's who they wanted
to send instead of me.
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Fuck that. I couldn't cope
with that mad bitch round here.
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She's your great auntie,
show some respect.
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I'm glad it was you.
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Here y'are girls, grab these, innit?
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Don't you see they're using you?
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Using him?! My man's on fire.
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I'm all out.
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Yeah?
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Nah, man. You don't have to.
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With the readies
I'm getting out of this lot?
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It's only right that I sort you out.
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Yasmin's going to be a paramedic.
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She gets blue light lessons.
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Oh, God, no! Nooo, anything,
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anything but this! Please, please...
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What the hell d'you think you're
doing up there, eh? Eh? Noncing?
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Talk to me! Well, come on.
Answer me, you little pervert.
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What do you think
you're doing up there, eh? Eh?
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Mickey!
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Let me! I found him!
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Knobhead! Leave him alone.
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You won't believe where he was.
Noncing on you and Kelly.
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It's all right.
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All right? I've
just dragged him out of our loft.
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He paid for it.
Sorry about this, I really am.
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It's all right.
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I quite enjoyed that.
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Same time tomorrow?
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I don't get it.
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It's his fantasy.
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What, dressing up
as a bird in our loft?
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(WOMAN MOANS)
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That's not Kelly.
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Who's that? What you doing to her?
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None of your business.
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What's with the bally and the...
no clothes?
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You can't torture people back here.
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Sisters know what buttons to press.
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I think it's now time
to tie me up again.
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Fuck off.
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What's going on in here?
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You shouldn't be doing this at home.
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Why not concentrate
on one business at a time?
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Do you think James Caan does that?
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Think James Caan
ever got his legs broken?
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Who's going to hurt cheeky Ches?
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Try angry fathers when
they find out the driving school's
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a front for their
daughters to get laid.
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Nah, I just provide
a space to let their hair down.
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And their knickers.
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I've seen it happen.
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Demonstrations, picketing,
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extremists
swooping down and preaching.
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Sharia law in Chatsworth
won't be far away.
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Behave. Now you are overreacting.
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9.99. 9.99 return.
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Kebab Airways.
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Liverpool, Amsterdam.
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Amsterdam, Liverpool.
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How's that not entrapment?
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They are the most chilled race
in Europe.
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Scousers?
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Dutch. You'll never see
a fight in a coffee shop.
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Exactly!
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I am sick of gangsters here,
giving fuck all back.
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Er...
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wouldn't say no, son...
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Lovely. Good lad.
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I can shift a lot more. 30?
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Could be gone by weekend.
Saves all the coming and going.
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That's not personal anymore.
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And you're far too pretty
for Strangeways.
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Look, I promise.
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Just let me show you what I can do.
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All right.
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Yee-ha! Woo!
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Yee-ha! Rawhide!
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Top prize. We pooled it together.
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I'll draw up the rota.
Who gets it and when.
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It was my card, though.
It was my card!
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Always fucking whinging.
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Buy us out, or shut the fuck up.
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Now, remember, I always get paid.
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Even if I have to wait till
you've done a three stretch.
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I'll get Shane to put
a bigger engine in this.
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You can't take Cilla on it
if it goes too fast.
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And she'll have to get
a helmet and earmuffs.
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(WOMAN MOANS)
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That's not Kelly.
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They're torturing someone.
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In the house?!
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I knew it was a bad move,
them going on their own.
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Much as it pains me
to slag one of me own...
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Clueless without our Jamie.
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Our Jamie would never bring
his work home like that.
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Tell him I said
he can't keep her here.
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And he'd better clean any mess.
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(TV) 'Police are still waiting
for the kidnappers...'
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Mam says you've got to
take her somewhere else.
258
00:17:11,893 --> 00:17:13,172
Grass.
259
00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:14,892
How's that grassing
when she can hear her?
260
00:17:14,893 --> 00:17:17,812
'..the search is focused on the
Chatsworth estate of Manchester,
261
00:17:17,813 --> 00:17:20,852
'where a stolen car believed
to be used in the abduction
262
00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:22,932
'has been discovered.
263
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:25,812
'The MP for Chatsworth and
Trafford West made the headlines...'
264
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:28,972
A politician's wife?
265
00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:30,372
Er, hello?
266
00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:34,372
Maguire - crime family.
267
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:39,532
Don't you think it's a bit
brain-dead bringing her back here?
268
00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:46,532
They think this is real.
269
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,572
Who does?
270
00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:50,612
Everyone. The news,
the police are all over Chatsworth.
271
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:51,732
Why?
272
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,612
Because somebody
didn't turn her cameras off.
273
00:17:54,613 --> 00:17:56,292
Oops.
274
00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:59,852
It doesn't matter what they think,
she paid for this. So we're OK.
275
00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:03,652
No, the police kick fuck out of Maguires
first and ask questions later.
276
00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:04,692
We need to sort it, now.
277
00:18:04,693 --> 00:18:06,132
Well, I can't go.
278
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,492
Why?
279
00:18:07,493 --> 00:18:10,532
I don't think exposing
my fantasy will impress the voters.
280
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:11,452
Voters?
281
00:18:11,453 --> 00:18:12,532
Voters?
Her husband's an MP.
282
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:15,452
Oh!
283
00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:17,179
Can't we talk about this?
No.
284
00:18:17,299 --> 00:18:18,427
I'll tell them it is real.
285
00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:22,513
I left the cameras running on purpose,
he needs the publicity, sympathy, my husband.
286
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:23,503
Is he in on it?
287
00:18:23,623 --> 00:18:25,218
No, never.
He's too straight.
288
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:30,692
Now I really don't trust this.
289
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,852
Kelly...
290
00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:36,692
I can't go!
291
00:18:36,693 --> 00:18:40,692
Don't be stupid!
292
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:45,132
Shane.
293
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,852
Go on, then.
294
00:18:48,853 --> 00:18:50,212
Go on.
295
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:54,212
See how much sympathy that gets.
296
00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:01,732
I'll make it look real.
297
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:02,772
Don't be mental!
298
00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:05,932
You'll get at least
seven years for kidnap.
299
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:09,932
Shane...
300
00:19:14,173 --> 00:19:18,172
She's full of shit.
301
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:29,532
(SCREAMS)
302
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:44,212
Ches? Hello?
303
00:19:44,213 --> 00:19:48,212
Oi!
304
00:19:55,813 --> 00:19:59,492
Ches! You promised
to go to the wholesaler's.
305
00:19:59,493 --> 00:20:01,492
Yeah.
306
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,572
So what's up?
307
00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:03,892
It's all right.
308
00:20:03,893 --> 00:20:06,052
You overslept,
you stink of booze
309
00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:07,892
and you left the door open
all night.
310
00:20:07,893 --> 00:20:09,932
Local store for local people.
311
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:11,652
No-one'll rob us.
312
00:20:11,653 --> 00:20:14,852
Aidan and Letitia forgot to leave
IOUs for the booze they took, then?
313
00:20:14,853 --> 00:20:18,852
They'll pay when I threaten them.
314
00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,652
The shelves are bare.
315
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:24,772
I am going to the wholesaler's.
316
00:20:24,773 --> 00:20:25,812
Are you a doctor?
317
00:20:25,813 --> 00:20:26,932
Not yet.
318
00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,052
Can you stitch stuff?
319
00:20:28,053 --> 00:20:29,772
Stitched me up plenty of times.
320
00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:31,932
Within reason.
321
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:35,132
I need a favour. Now.
322
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,892
Please.
323
00:20:36,893 --> 00:20:38,972
This is bad.
324
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:40,772
Jamie'd never fuck up like this.
325
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,812
What if he works for a newspaper?
326
00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:45,972
Think he'll confess to anything?
Look at the fucking state of him.
327
00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:47,572
This won't even need a stitch.
328
00:20:47,573 --> 00:20:51,572
Whoa, here you are. I've given
her loads of painkillers.
329
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,972
(SCREAMS)
330
00:20:55,973 --> 00:20:59,812
Hold that, hold it. Shit!
Put your hand on there.
331
00:20:59,813 --> 00:21:03,692
Fucking hell.
332
00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:05,892
Not poppers!
333
00:21:05,893 --> 00:21:09,892
Get some of this up your beak.
334
00:21:10,653 --> 00:21:12,732
You said stitch.
335
00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:14,652
We kept it in ice.
336
00:21:14,653 --> 00:21:18,172
Macca had his ear in the
freezer for a month, so...
337
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:20,692
You need a micro surgeon.
Call an ambulance.
338
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:21,812
We can't.
339
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:23,092
That's why we need you.
340
00:21:23,093 --> 00:21:24,852
It was just an accident.
341
00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:27,572
You can see we're all still friends.
342
00:21:27,573 --> 00:21:31,572
Yeah, yeah...
343
00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:35,532
Please.
344
00:21:35,533 --> 00:21:38,492
Ice might keep the finger OK,
but the chance of wound infection
345
00:21:38,493 --> 00:21:40,492
increases by the second.
346
00:21:40,493 --> 00:21:43,692
Then gangrene, arm amputation...
347
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:45,732
How long before that happens?
348
00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:49,412
If infected, the spread speeds
up the longer you leave it.
349
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:51,612
You need to get to a hospital.
350
00:21:51,613 --> 00:21:54,132
Yeah, it's...
351
00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:56,292
The blood's stemmed,
but the longer you...
352
00:21:56,293 --> 00:22:00,292
OK, but what's the longest
we can wait?
353
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:07,732
If you don't get to
a hospital in 24 hours...
354
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:12,492
Look, thanks for coming.
355
00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:21,852
Look, you cannot keep her here.
356
00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:24,852
Why don't you
just ask Jamie what he'd do?
357
00:22:24,853 --> 00:22:26,372
Because we don't need anyone's help.
358
00:22:26,373 --> 00:22:28,652
Course not(!)
359
00:22:28,653 --> 00:22:30,692
KNOCK ON DOOR
360
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:34,692
Dibble. Leg it!
361
00:22:40,973 --> 00:22:44,972
You go out the back door,
I'll stall the filth.
362
00:22:51,293 --> 00:22:55,292
Have you nothing better to do?
363
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:10,852
SIREN WAILS
364
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:20,252
Bye, thanks for your time.
365
00:23:20,253 --> 00:23:24,252
Thanks, Doreen. Bye.
366
00:23:29,773 --> 00:23:33,772
MUFFLED MUSIC >
367
00:23:42,293 --> 00:23:45,092
69!
368
00:23:45,093 --> 00:23:49,092
Hundred right now...
369
00:23:49,813 --> 00:23:53,812
Come on!
370
00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:06,012
Deena needs a top-up.
371
00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:06,572
You're taking the piss.
372
00:24:06,573 --> 00:24:09,692
On my life, I'll go tomorrow.
373
00:24:09,693 --> 00:24:12,972
You should take a leaf out of
her book and join the party,
374
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:16,972
might help you chill out.
375
00:24:17,173 --> 00:24:21,172
Hey!
376
00:24:23,413 --> 00:24:27,412
You little shit!
377
00:24:50,893 --> 00:24:52,572
'Ambulance, police or fire?'
378
00:24:52,573 --> 00:24:54,172
Anti-terrorist unit.
379
00:24:54,173 --> 00:24:55,412
'Anti-terrorism.'
380
00:24:55,413 --> 00:24:59,412
There's something not right
in a shop in Chatsworth...
381
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:03,189
'And now our top story.
The kidnappers of Sandra Brown
382
00:25:03,190 --> 00:25:06,349
'have yet to come forward
with any ransom demands.
383
00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:09,269
'Meanwhile, with every hour that
passes, police are increasingly
384
00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:13,269
'concerned for the welfare of the
MP's wife, seen here being abducted
385
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:15,749
'from her own home yesterday.'
386
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:18,309
Hey, have you heard this?
I hope they cut her head off.
387
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:22,309
Her husband wants to close
every brothel in the country.
388
00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:26,469
Twat.
389
00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:29,869
'The search is still focused on the
Chatsworth Estate in Manchester.'
390
00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:31,869
I don't agree with all his policies.
391
00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:34,189
I'll be fucked if I'm
going back on the streets.
392
00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:36,389
Just take me in and I'll confess.
393
00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:38,589
I'll tell them what happened,
that it was all down to me.
394
00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:40,429
I'm sorry I put you through this.
395
00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:41,429
So you should be.
396
00:25:41,430 --> 00:25:45,429
We shouldn't leave this too long.
397
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,899
Do you trust her to tell the truth?
398
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,059
Well, don't you?
399
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:00,219
No.
400
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:02,779
We can prove it.
She paid us a deposit.
401
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:06,779
In cash! No paper trail, no proof.
402
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:08,695
I've got the booking in the diary.
403
00:26:08,815 --> 00:26:11,043
Are they going to believe she chopped
her own finger off to frame us?
404
00:26:11,163 --> 00:26:12,648
Look at the state of her, Kel.
405
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,293
They'll say she's in shock,
examine her.
406
00:26:15,413 --> 00:26:17,546
Our DNA is all over the place.
407
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:24,899
Maybe we should ask Jamie.
408
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,699
Tell me you're joking?
409
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,619
All right, what do you suggest?
410
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:32,459
Our first problem on our first big
earner and you want to go running
411
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,939
back for help? Fucking hell, Shane.
412
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:38,939
Maybe we're not as good on
our own as we thought we'd be.
413
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:49,259
Little bird told me you
might be in a spot of bother.
414
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,859
Not everyone's cut out
to go it alone, son.
415
00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:02,259
I might need a little bit of help.
416
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,699
It's blood that binds us, mate.
Preferably somebody else's.
417
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:10,699
Lap it up, son. Moments like this you
treasure when you depart for that big
418
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:15,539
caravan site in the sky.
419
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:19,539
Just say what you need me to
do and you're back in the fold.
420
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:28,939
Was it a joinery or a plastering
course you did in Strangeways?
421
00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:33,139
Bedroom ceiling's fucked.
422
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:37,139
Do it quick,
I'll give you a bonus.
423
00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:44,099
(Fuckin' prick.)
424
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,979
Mimi! It's my turn!
425
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:49,579
Whatever.
You've got your own wheels.
426
00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,659
Check the fucking rota!
427
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:54,299
Aah!
428
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,859
Oopsy-daisy!
429
00:27:56,860 --> 00:28:00,859
Fucking typical. Yeah, don't help.
Blame us cos you're too
430
00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:03,659
stupid to find the MP's wife!
431
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:06,139
Fucking crank!
432
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:10,139
There's more to me than that.
433
00:28:12,260 --> 00:28:14,339
Let me take you out and prove it.
434
00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:17,019
Yeah, yeah, less of that!
435
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:21,019
Carl, Farah wants you to show
her how to hold a pool cue.
436
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:24,819
Help her pot a ball
and I might get a nosh.
437
00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,819
Rapid!
438
00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,779
Mating calls!
439
00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:33,939
Ches, get
her to do a line off me dick! >
440
00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:37,619
Move!
441
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:41,619
Move!
442
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:05,779
Move!
443
00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:53,939
Armed police,
444
00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:56,979
armed police!
Armed police, nobody move!
445
00:29:56,980 --> 00:29:58,939
Get down, get down!
446
00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:00,819
Get down on the floor now!
447
00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:02,859
Put your hands on your head!
448
00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:03,899
All right, all right!
Right, right!
449
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,459
Don't move! Stay there!
450
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:09,459
Put your hands on your head.
451
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:45,739
About time! Oh, re-sprays
don't come cheap. That'll cost.
452
00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:49,419
Never mind that, look
what the bizzies did!
453
00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:51,859
There's more police crawling
454
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:54,259
round Chatsworth
than we had in the Tockie riots.
455
00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:57,499
They can't find the MP's wife so
they're taking it out on Chesney.
456
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,779
Do you reckon?
457
00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:00,779
Just glad I'm not Irish.
458
00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:02,939
Here, 'ave it.
459
00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:05,259
You want to get some cream on that.
460
00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:09,259
Ach... See ya.
See ya.
461
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:31,019
Aagh!
462
00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:34,099
What did you think
would actually happen?
463
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,899
Nothing. I'd just go home.
464
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:38,339
It seemed a good idea.
Two birds with one stone.
465
00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:40,979
Does
hubby know about your rape fantasy?
466
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:43,619
It's more than ten years since he
went down on me.
467
00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:45,779
Asking him to wear
a balaclava, a 12-inch strap-on
468
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:48,219
and pull my hair would
only aggravate his IBS.
469
00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:51,819
I don't think we've ever
talked the way you two do.
470
00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:53,979
It took years to get here.
471
00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:57,979
But you have to stand by them,
though, even though I can't help
472
00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:00,219
the disappointment.
473
00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:02,379
The way things turned
out so different.
474
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:06,379
We shouldn't even be in this mess.
475
00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:11,979
OK. Do you want to get out of this
without anyone knowing
476
00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:13,579
what a twisted deviant you are?
477
00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:15,019
Of course.
478
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,419
We'll need compensating.
479
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:18,779
I understand.
480
00:33:18,780 --> 00:33:20,059
Phone your husband.
481
00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:21,099
And say?
482
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,459
50 grand.
What are you doing?
483
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,379
Wait and see.
484
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,299
It's been on the news,
they've got her finger.
485
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,699
Knock, Lilian!
486
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:33,699
I hope they post her tits next.
487
00:33:34,060 --> 00:33:38,059
They'll freeze it. Look, a finger's
no good on its own.
488
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:45,259
Jihad Corps?
489
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:47,579
That's your inspiration, yeah?
490
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,819
It's just a video game.
491
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:51,899
Like your driving school
just teaches clutch control?
492
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:55,579
What does that mean?
493
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:59,579
Is that how you recruit? Preaching
hate during driving lessons, eh?
494
00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:06,019
I swear...
I don't know what's going on.
495
00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:10,019
Why did your white
mother defect to Pakistan?
496
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:22,739
It's my turn!
497
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:27,579
All right, keep your knickers on.
498
00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:31,579
I've got to drop this lot off first.
Hang on.
499
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:43,059
It's like a plague of locusts.
500
00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:47,059
Some people have no shame.
501
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,219
Supermarket Sweep in the dark!
502
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:53,219
Look what I got!
It'll do me a week.
503
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,739
Why aren't you kicking them out?
504
00:34:56,740 --> 00:35:00,419
Because they'll only spend the
money they're saving somewhere else.
505
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:02,499
It's an unfortunate
by-product of the age.
506
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,419
Social disintegration.
507
00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:07,459
We used to leave our
doors off the latch.
508
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:11,459
You know, everybody in and out, cup
of tea, check in on the old dears.
509
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:16,019
Even during the Toxteth
riots in '81 we had principles.
510
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,139
We didn't take from our own.
511
00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:19,059
You told me you got a telly.
512
00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:21,419
Yeah, but that was a big shop.
513
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:25,419
Now it's just me, me, me...
514
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,219
We should sue them over that poster.
515
00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:04,219
Oh, my god, Ches.
516
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:10,819
Shit... Are you OK?
517
00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:13,819
Is that why they raided then?
518
00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:15,499
Nah.
519
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,419
The girls think it's Yasmin's dad.
520
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:21,419
Maybe you had a point.
521
00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:28,739
Shit.
So much for the wholesaler's.
522
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:30,219
Why?
523
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:32,979
Where am I going to get the
dough to restock everything?
524
00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:35,299
You just said it. Sue 'em.
525
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,739
You reckon Asian brothers have
got a high success rate taking
526
00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:39,539
on the dibble in the British courts?
527
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:43,059
I'm serious.
I had a conversation with a Law Phd.
528
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:45,659
And I had a conversation
with a law C.U.N.T.
529
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:47,299
I've got no chance.
530
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:50,419
They left it unsecured. If they
remove the proprietor by force,
531
00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:53,779
it becomes their responsibility.
532
00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:57,779
Precedent, Customs and Immigration
versus Talybont Taxis, Cardiff 2007.
533
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:00,859
Go on...
534
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:02,939
If they don't
compensate within a week,
535
00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:05,139
then you charge them a 50% fine.
536
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,739
I'll get Hassan to backdate
whatever receipts we want.
537
00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:11,739
We can say it was over-stocked.
538
00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:15,939
I promise I won't mess up again.
539
00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,299
What's up?
540
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:22,299
1,500 quid that I owe
Jamie's what's up.
541
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:26,619
Your jacket, yeah?
Yeah.
542
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:27,819
How come you've got it?
543
00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,579
You left it here.
544
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,459
So the police didn't find anything?
545
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:34,699
Where's the sniff?
546
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,299
I flushed it away.
547
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:37,259
Yeah, course you did(!)
548
00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:40,579
I thought it was the
right thing to do.
549
00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:42,059
Are you stupid?!
550
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:43,259
I thought they'd know
it was your jacket.
551
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,939
You fucking stupid bitch!
552
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:48,259
Hey!
Fuck off!
553
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:51,659
No more parties.
554
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,659
Listen, darling, the party's over.
555
00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:58,659
New management and door policy.
556
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:02,499
Argh! What the f...
557
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,499
Auntie Uzma.
558
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,419
You told Grandad?!
559
00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:07,499
He saw it on the news.
What could I do?
560
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:11,499
She's not staying here.
561
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:32,819
Tomorrow, yeah?
562
00:38:35,091 --> 00:38:38,290
Libby, you start at March Way.
Kelly, when you see her,
563
00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:40,010
cross over to Mapley...
564
00:38:40,011 --> 00:38:44,010
Avril goes third from the alley,
from Byley to Cranston Lane.
565
00:38:44,691 --> 00:38:46,890
Aiden, you hold back on March Road,
566
00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:49,210
till I give you the signal.
567
00:38:49,211 --> 00:38:53,210
Sandra, you're the bait.
568
00:39:12,051 --> 00:39:16,050
♪ Ooh, yeah
569
00:39:17,011 --> 00:39:21,010
♪ Ooh, yeah
570
00:39:22,571 --> 00:39:25,730
♪ Ooh, yeah... ♪
571
00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:28,610
That's Sandra.
572
00:39:28,611 --> 00:39:30,290
Hang on.
573
00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:32,130
Which one?
574
00:39:32,131 --> 00:39:33,970
♪ Ooh, I run to the river
575
00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:37,290
♪ It was boiling, I run to the sea
576
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:38,730
What do we do now?
577
00:39:38,731 --> 00:39:40,050
♪ It was boiling, I run to the
sea... ♪
578
00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:44,050
Wait!
579
00:39:45,931 --> 00:39:48,130
Just follow the bag.
580
00:39:48,131 --> 00:39:49,570
Yeah, but which one? There's loads
of 'em!
581
00:39:49,571 --> 00:39:51,930
The one with the money in it!
582
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,930
♪ Please help me
583
00:39:54,931 --> 00:39:58,730
♪ Please help me,
oh Lord help me... ♪
584
00:39:58,731 --> 00:40:02,730
There's too many of them! We need
more officers.
585
00:40:03,251 --> 00:40:05,730
All officers leave your positions
and check every bag.
586
00:40:05,731 --> 00:40:09,730
I want every bag searched.
587
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:13,610
Shit!
588
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:16,650
♪ Hear me praying, Lord, Lord
589
00:40:16,651 --> 00:40:19,730
♪ Hear me praying, Lord, Lord
590
00:40:19,731 --> 00:40:23,730
Go, go, go, go.
591
00:40:24,691 --> 00:40:28,690
♪ Sinnerman, you ought to be
praying
592
00:40:29,251 --> 00:40:32,250
♪ Ought to be praying, sinnerman.
593
00:40:32,251 --> 00:40:34,450
♪ Ought to be praying
594
00:40:34,451 --> 00:40:37,010
♪ All on that day... ♪
595
00:40:37,011 --> 00:40:41,010
SHE SOBS
596
00:40:58,051 --> 00:40:59,570
Could they have proved it were my
jacket?
597
00:40:59,571 --> 00:41:03,570
The quality of DNA testing
these days, easy.
598
00:41:04,691 --> 00:41:08,410
You'll make it back in a week.
599
00:41:08,411 --> 00:41:10,330
Heard you managed to got your little
problem sorted?
600
00:41:10,331 --> 00:41:11,890
Never in doubt, Jamie.
601
00:41:11,891 --> 00:41:13,250
Done it my way,
we'd all be having a right drink.
602
00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:17,250
Is that the best champagne
you've got over there?
603
00:41:18,251 --> 00:41:18,930
I'll have one.
604
00:41:18,931 --> 00:41:21,090
Make that two.
605
00:41:21,091 --> 00:41:24,450
Three.
606
00:41:24,451 --> 00:41:25,730
And me.
607
00:41:25,731 --> 00:41:29,730
You know, we might as well
take the lot.
608
00:41:29,931 --> 00:41:33,930
WHOOPING
609
00:41:48,931 --> 00:41:50,210
Cheers, everyone.
610
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:54,210
Cheers.
611
00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:11,370
Don't worry about it.
612
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,090
Disgraceful.
613
00:42:17,091 --> 00:42:21,090
Probably be tempted myself.
614
00:42:29,491 --> 00:42:32,770
Even James Caan has to
listen to others.
615
00:42:32,771 --> 00:42:34,650
Especially James Caan.
616
00:42:34,651 --> 00:42:37,250
You have to accept you need help
now and again.
617
00:42:37,251 --> 00:42:41,250
Cos that's how you really move on.
618
00:42:43,011 --> 00:42:47,010
That's how you learn
the best lessons.
619
00:42:51,691 --> 00:42:55,690
Now, who'll have a drink?
620
00:42:59,211 --> 00:42:59,690
Frank?
621
00:42:59,691 --> 00:43:00,450
Yes?
622
00:43:00,451 --> 00:43:02,090
You'll have a drink.
623
00:43:02,091 --> 00:43:03,250
Oh.
624
00:43:03,251 --> 00:43:07,250
Go on.
625
00:43:08,931 --> 00:43:12,930
I'm just trying to smooth it over.
You know.
626
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:25,130
I'm sorry.
627
00:43:25,131 --> 00:43:26,770
Me too.
628
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,290
Nah, you did nothing wrong.
629
00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:32,290
I owe you.
630
00:43:41,891 --> 00:43:44,170
Listen, er, thanks a lot for
earlier, yeah?
631
00:43:44,171 --> 00:43:47,730
For your help with the finger.
Good job.
632
00:43:47,731 --> 00:43:51,730
Thanks.
633
00:44:12,371 --> 00:44:15,490
Hee, hee, hee, hee, paaaarty!!!
634
00:44:15,491 --> 00:44:17,490
Frank! It's my turn.
635
00:44:17,491 --> 00:44:21,010
Fuck off, Supergran! I'm entering
the raspberry Olympics.
636
00:44:21,011 --> 00:44:21,970
Frank! Get off the road.
637
00:44:21,971 --> 00:44:24,410
Evil Knievel's got nothing on me.
638
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,050
CRASH
639
00:44:26,051 --> 00:44:28,170
Fuckin' hell.
640
00:44:28,171 --> 00:44:29,530
Jesus.
641
00:44:29,531 --> 00:44:33,530
What a place to park.
642
00:44:37,371 --> 00:44:40,170
Where do you think
you're gonna find yourself a man?
643
00:44:40,171 --> 00:44:42,730
Aren't you going to congratulate me?
644
00:44:42,731 --> 00:44:43,250
Married?
645
00:44:43,251 --> 00:44:46,490
Who would've thought your old mum
would beat you down the aisle?
646
00:44:46,491 --> 00:44:48,970
While they're waiting for the
site to download,
647
00:44:48,971 --> 00:44:50,730
we'll be ripping the card details.
648
00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,530
How d'you get it to
smell like actual piss?
649
00:44:52,531 --> 00:44:53,690
It is actual piss.
650
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,010
We need to consummate!
651
00:44:55,011 --> 00:44:58,770
I'm moving in to Trevor's.
652
00:44:58,771 --> 00:45:00,690
Onto our target market...
653
00:45:00,691 --> 00:45:04,690
kiddie fiddlers.
654
00:45:42,051 --> 00:45:46,050
He treated me like a dog. He beat me
and abused me.
655
00:45:46,051 --> 00:45:49,530
My husband demands a total review of
the laws in this country
656
00:45:49,531 --> 00:45:52,490
and wants every vestige of
prostitution banned forever.
657
00:45:52,491 --> 00:45:53,730
Bitch!
658
00:45:53,731 --> 00:45:57,110
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