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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,079 Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:08,079 about knowing fuck all about owt, needs to watch their back. 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,679 So you've had your Labour, reclassifying skunk, 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,439 sending prices sky-high, 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:17,439 literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots! 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,159 Now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation, 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,559 Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking DIMPs up! 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,399 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 9 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:31,319 Is revolution a word or was it never? 10 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,799 Anybody watching needs to know 11 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,079 we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth. 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,559 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester, 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,319 and they charge us for water? 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,319 I wandered lonely as a clown, necking mushrooms rarely found. 15 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,839 This green and pleasant land in ancient times. 16 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,439 Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak! 17 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:57,719 It's not theirs any more. 18 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,759 This is our England now! 19 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,759 Paaaarty! 20 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:13,159 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 21 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,679 Cogito ergo sum. 22 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:19,679 Pardon my French, well Latin, actually. 23 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,679 The English is "I think therefore I am", 24 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,679 a phrase captured by some snail-chewer called Rene Descartes. 25 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:34,439 Essentially, it means that because you're capable of logical thought, 26 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:40,239 you are aware of your existence. 27 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,719 But by the same method, 28 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,639 you haven't got the foggiest what's going on in my head, 29 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,239 so there's no real way of knowing I definitely exist. 30 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,919 I could be a figment of your imagination, 31 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,919 me and everything, y'know, everyone in your world. 32 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,279 ♪ There's a star man 33 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,399 ♪ Waiting in the sky 34 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,839 ♪ He'd like to come and meet us 35 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,959 ♪ But he thinks he'll blow our mind 36 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,279 ♪ There's a star man 37 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,279 ♪ Waiting in the sky... ♪ 38 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,519 Fuck. 39 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:19,559 Off. 40 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,959 What, a stag night? 41 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,599 If I wanted an evening of ritual humiliation, I'd stay at home. 42 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,479 Are you sure you want to go through with this wedding? 43 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,799 You won't catch me getting married again. 44 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,519 I'm not going to stay and have my private life dissected 45 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,199 and judged by the likes of you. 46 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:39,199 Same again, Jamie. My round, lads. 47 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,399 Cos I don't know how I can even begin to explain 48 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,679 what it is that me and Libby have got precisely. 49 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,679 Er... Try. 50 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:00,119 Well, starters, we're in love. 51 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,479 Just because you've never had the love of a good man! 52 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,799 The only things Frank loves come with a Government health warning. 53 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,799 We're soulmates! 54 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,799 Her soul, my soul. 55 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,199 Arseholes! 56 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,359 Arseholes! Well said, sweet pea. 57 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:22,359 I don't need a ring on me finger or a blessing from fuck knows who, 58 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,199 but she does. She's happy, I'm happy. 59 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,519 OK, he's not perfect, but who the bloody hell is!? 60 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,799 I'm not far off. A few minor blemishes but... 61 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,599 This is no time for jokes! 62 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,599 Who's joking? 63 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,639 Any wonder she's been on the shelf as long as she has with that attitude? 64 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,719 When I were her age, 65 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,319 men were falling over themselves to get to me. 66 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:44,319 Falling over their fuckin' guide dogs. 67 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,279 We were just pulling your leg. 68 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,079 That's what I was just saying. 69 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,919 Frank's altered since they've been together. 70 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,159 Often hear him in the pub talking about you. 71 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,159 People saying they've never seen him so happy. 72 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,159 The cause of all the trouble in all the world 73 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,639 since the dawn of time, 74 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,679 can be traced right back 75 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:11,119 via one singular route to... 76 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,719 the moustache! 77 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,519 Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, Mandelson... 78 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:20,519 Down you go! 79 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:25,039 Freddie Mercury! 80 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,239 I'm not stupid. 81 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,479 I'm aware of his shortcomings 82 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:34,479 and I'm going into this with my eyes open. 83 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,999 Well, if only you'd set your sights a little higher. 84 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,679 And the cupboard was bare. Right, girls, pub. 85 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,839 I'll be over as soon as Liam shows. 86 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,599 Oh, should've asked Mickey to keep an eye on her. He's got Cilla. 87 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,319 Just as easy to look after two kids as it is one. 88 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,799 How the fuck would you know? 89 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,879 You're sticking with the name then? Cilla. Are you a fan? 90 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,028 Step Inside Love was a great song. 91 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:01,999 Is it a Liverpoodlian thing? 92 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,879 But I always preferred Lulu. That thing she did with her accent. 93 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:09,879 Scottish one minute, English the next. Such talent. 94 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,679 It's got nothing to do with being Scouse, Lillian, 95 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,599 and everything to do with the birth 96 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,679 being one fuck of a Surprise Surprise. 97 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,999 Cilla Maguire, then? 98 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:21,931 Stop fishing. 99 00:07:21,965 --> 00:07:23,717 Come on, Mimi, who's the daddy? 100 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,079 You really do want your face rearranging, don't you? 101 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,919 Hm. 102 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,919 Who could blame her? Later, Libs. 103 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,759 Hiya, Avril. 104 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,759 Is everything all right? 105 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,079 Letitia! Letitia! 106 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,799 Your father's here. 107 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,199 He's at football. 108 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,919 Goalie got a groin strain, match was cancelled. 109 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,959 Why didn't you get changed? 110 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,239 If your father finds out I've sent you to private school 111 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,159 he'll kill me! I don't know how much longer I can keep this up! 112 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,799 Once you're in uni, it's all over. 113 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,319 Once you're in uni, it's all over. I might not even get into uni. 114 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,079 You better bloody had. 115 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,879 The amount I've spent sending you to that place. 116 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:20,168 I want the lot. GCSEs, A-levels and a first class degree. 117 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,228 Liam's asked if she can give him a hand with his homework again. 118 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,599 Should bring him in here. 119 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:31,599 He doesn't like anyone knowing he's struggling. 120 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:43,399 Put the lock on. 121 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,719 This do ya? 122 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,719 Mm! Yes! 123 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,079 Ah! Ah-ha! 124 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,079 Too soon! Too soon! 125 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,079 You like it like that, eh? 126 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:09,079 You want a bit of that? 127 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:14,039 Agh! 128 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,679 Yeah! 129 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:19,679 Aghh! 130 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,079 Go to mummy. 131 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:36,079 Look after the baby a bit longer will you, son? 132 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,159 Hiya, Stevie. I don't know if you remember me but... 133 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,439 Mimi? 134 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,439 Phil, I know this sounds weird, and believe me, all I'm after is answers. 135 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,919 Would it be possible to talk inside? 136 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,439 I don't think the wife'd be too impressed. 137 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:58,439 What I need to know is if you can remember when we... 138 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,199 got together. 139 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,661 I need you to take a blood test. 140 00:10:01,711 --> 00:10:02,453 Shit. 141 00:10:02,495 --> 00:10:03,872 You've not got the AIDS, have you? 142 00:10:03,922 --> 00:10:04,999 Definitely August? 143 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,079 Look, I was pissed. 144 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,999 To see if you're me child's father. 145 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,319 No chance of that, Mimi. I had the snip 20 years ago. 146 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,719 It was a one night stand and I'm cool with that. 147 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,239 What was a one night stand? 148 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,239 Shit. 149 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,119 It's not what you think! 150 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,319 What the fuck would you know about what I think? 151 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,319 She's out tonight. 152 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,879 Ooh. Any chance of a rematch? 153 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,199 I took advantage, honest... 154 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,399 Oh! 155 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:32,399 Agh! 156 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,639 You bitch! You've ruined everything! 157 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:39,639 Mimi? 158 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,119 Can I see your dad, please, Andy? 159 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:46,119 Sure. 160 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,479 I'm off t'pub. Planning the wedding. 161 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,679 I'm so excited, I can't tell you. 162 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:12,239 We're having ice sculptures - famous Mancunians in literature. 163 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,719 I'm sorry to disturb you. 164 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,959 Is it possible to speak to Mr Gallagher, please? 165 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,959 Vernon Francis Gallagher? 166 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,039 I'm afraid he's not in at the moment. 167 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:31,039 I'm his fiancee, can I help you? 168 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:38,279 It's about his daughter, Deborah Gallagher. 169 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:41,689 So what's all this about? 170 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:46,409 You might be missing Connor. I know he's been missing you. 171 00:11:46,761 --> 00:11:48,760 Thought you might want to see him. 172 00:11:49,327 --> 00:11:51,526 So you and Joe? 173 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,538 This is about me and you. 174 00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:56,676 Joe told me Connor was his. 175 00:11:57,293 --> 00:11:58,607 Showed me the DNA results. 176 00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,046 Well he called your bluff. 177 00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:04,046 And if you'd have opened the envelope you'd have seen it was a gas bill. 178 00:12:04,647 --> 00:12:08,446 What's going on? I said I'd kill him and I meant it so why would he agree to this? 179 00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:10,126 I haven't got time for this. 180 00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:11,166 Offer's on the table. 181 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:15,006 Call me when you're thinking straight. 182 00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:16,206 You're dumping Connor. 183 00:12:16,207 --> 00:12:17,686 He's found out Connor's mine. 184 00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:20,806 Fucking cuckoo in the nest and he wants rid. 185 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,246 Wants to play happy families, have his own kids. 186 00:12:23,247 --> 00:12:25,166 Send you to sweet talk me so you can offload? 187 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:29,166 Karen! 188 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,326 Jamie! 189 00:12:35,327 --> 00:12:38,095 I said I'd kill you if I ever saw you again. 190 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,697 It's not him! 191 00:12:39,817 --> 00:12:42,485 It's not him! 192 00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:52,366 Oh, it's not another fucking Dr Who convention, is it, Lillian? 193 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,046 No, why? 194 00:12:54,047 --> 00:12:58,046 It's just, after tickets... 195 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,126 Can't get a minute's peace, what is it? 196 00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:05,326 I'm sorry. 197 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,606 I'm so, so sorry. 198 00:13:07,607 --> 00:13:11,606 All I'm after is a quiet fucking pint with the lads and in she walks. 199 00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:17,486 It's Debbie. 200 00:13:17,487 --> 00:13:21,486 She's been killed in Afghanistan. 201 00:13:47,047 --> 00:13:49,166 Fucking rag-heads. 202 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:52,126 If you need anything, Frank. 203 00:13:52,127 --> 00:13:56,126 You could chuck us 40 fags until the giro hits my account. 204 00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:01,606 Just need to anaesthetise. 205 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,846 Cheers. 206 00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:04,726 No credit. 207 00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:05,806 Leave it! 208 00:14:05,807 --> 00:14:08,126 You're haemorrhaging profit left, right and centre and this is why. 209 00:14:08,127 --> 00:14:09,886 He's just lost his daughter. 210 00:14:09,887 --> 00:14:12,286 And our family will lose this shop if you carry on like this. 211 00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:13,446 Name? 212 00:14:13,447 --> 00:14:14,926 Frank Gallagher. 213 00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:17,806 Frank "32.85 outstanding on your slate" Gallagher. 214 00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:21,206 Frank, "my daughter died defending Queen and country for the likes of you" 215 00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:24,286 Gallagher's got a better ring to it. But yeah. 216 00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:25,766 You're bang out of order, Sita. 217 00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:29,766 You know what, don't even worry about it, mate. 218 00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:35,806 I'll take over here. 219 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,046 I'm fine. 220 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:39,206 I know for a fact you haven't slept a wink. 221 00:14:39,207 --> 00:14:42,126 Looking after Liam, Carl, Frank. 222 00:14:42,127 --> 00:14:46,126 Let me look after you. 223 00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:50,366 Beans on toast do you? 224 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,486 We've nothing in. 225 00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:53,806 I'm not that hungry. 226 00:14:53,807 --> 00:14:55,446 You've not had any breakfast. 227 00:14:55,447 --> 00:14:56,726 You've got to eat something. 228 00:14:56,727 --> 00:14:58,326 I'll go round the shop. 229 00:14:58,327 --> 00:14:59,886 Liam? 230 00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:20,446 It's OK, your mum's here. 231 00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:23,806 Liam. Carl. 232 00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:25,926 Monica? 233 00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:29,926 Oh, oh, oh! 234 00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:33,366 Frank, our little girl. 235 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:37,366 Don't worry. I'm here now. 236 00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:40,966 I don't know what came over me. 237 00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,806 I'm not the fainting type. 238 00:15:42,807 --> 00:15:45,486 It's the shock. You've suffered a terrible loss. 239 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,326 And you're God knows how many months up the spout. 240 00:15:48,327 --> 00:15:52,326 My children need me. You need me. 241 00:15:55,207 --> 00:15:59,206 Could you give us... a few moments in private? 242 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:06,486 Oh, of course. Sorry. 243 00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:13,366 Have you heard from Carl? 244 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:17,366 Texted him. Not heard back yet, I think he's best left. 245 00:16:18,607 --> 00:16:19,726 What are you doing here? 246 00:16:19,727 --> 00:16:22,566 Saving you from yourself. 247 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:26,566 I'd appreciate it if you didn't serve him with alcohol again. 248 00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:27,686 Bird? 249 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,886 Cousin. 250 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:31,766 Sita, I told grandad, I don't need his help. 251 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:33,686 So you reject his help but accept his money? 252 00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:34,886 Back off. 253 00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:38,886 As soon as you prove you can behave like the good Muslim boy I know you to be, I will. 254 00:16:52,527 --> 00:16:55,686 I'll top and tail with Mum. 255 00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:57,166 Frank can take the couch. 256 00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,726 Can't have you cramped in your condition. 257 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,566 Six weeks to go. I can't wait. 258 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,246 A little bundle of love. 259 00:17:03,247 --> 00:17:06,526 Oh, that big bundle of cash. I'm a surrogate 260 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,926 for a gay couple in Oldham who've got everything 261 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,606 they could possibly want, bar kids. 262 00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:12,406 You're going to give it away? 263 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,766 Oh no, I get 18K. For him. Ricky Martin. 264 00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:19,766 I haven't formed an emotional attachment. You got kids? 265 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,646 The timing was never right. 266 00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:24,366 You didn't find a man until Mother Nature withdrew her favours. 267 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,326 Aw! Career woman? 268 00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:27,926 Librarian. 269 00:17:27,927 --> 00:17:30,846 Hardly worth it, was it? 270 00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:32,886 Where did you meet? 271 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:39,423 It was in the poetry section, reading Byron, Wordsworth, "I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud". 272 00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:41,173 In a cloud if I know Frank. 273 00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,274 We had an immediate attraction. 274 00:17:42,299 --> 00:17:43,510 Oh yeah, we had one of them. 275 00:17:43,543 --> 00:17:46,672 I got knocked up in the gents in the Wigan Casino all-nighter. 276 00:17:46,722 --> 00:17:50,046 That's where we made little Fifi. Fiona. 277 00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:51,526 Oh. 278 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:55,446 It's supposed to be in three weeks. I really don't see how we can go ahead. 279 00:17:55,447 --> 00:17:58,606 Oh, but it's exactly what Debbie would have wanted. 280 00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:00,326 New beginnings. 281 00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:03,286 Oh, you must go ahead. 282 00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:04,326 I don't think Frank... 283 00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:08,326 I know how to get around Frank. You leave him to me. 284 00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:22,446 Usual, Monica? 285 00:18:22,447 --> 00:18:24,846 What, in my State? 286 00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:28,846 Just a single. 287 00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,846 Oh. 288 00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:34,566 Debbie would have loved that. 289 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:37,966 Except for the flowers. She weren't big on lilies. 290 00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:40,886 On the house. Sorry for your loss. 291 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:44,886 Thanks, Jamie. 292 00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:55,086 To Debbie. 293 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:09,166 It's...our little girl. It's our Debbie. 294 00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:15,646 Please, Frank, don't. 295 00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:20,286 We had a whip-round. The wake's on us. Food, booze. 296 00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:25,686 Oh, man, that's such a comfort. 297 00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:29,846 Debbie wouldn't have wanted this. 298 00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:33,846 All these miserable faces. 299 00:19:34,687 --> 00:19:37,526 Let's celebrate her life, eh? 300 00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:41,966 Drinks for everyone. 301 00:19:43,087 --> 00:19:46,206 A toast. For Debbie. 302 00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:48,726 It's not like we can't afford it. 303 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:52,726 I've got some cash coming my way. 304 00:19:58,007 --> 00:20:02,006 Cilla's out like a light. 305 00:20:04,487 --> 00:20:08,166 OK? 306 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,246 Feel like shit. 307 00:20:09,247 --> 00:20:11,286 Exhausted with it all. 308 00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:13,886 Mam, don't be embarrassed. 309 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:16,766 When me and your dad separated I did anything 310 00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:19,566 and everything to get some sense of self-worth. 311 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:23,566 To prove to myself that I was still attractive. 312 00:20:23,687 --> 00:20:27,686 Desirable. 313 00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:32,206 Well I think you're lovely. 314 00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,526 Even in the light. 315 00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:37,126 A beauty all your own. 316 00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:40,206 Do you think? Yeah. 317 00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:44,206 And once you get past the accent and that you always reminded me 318 00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:45,606 a bit of Dawn French. 319 00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:48,486 Fucking hell, Mickey, she's twice the size of me. 320 00:20:48,487 --> 00:20:49,886 But gorgeous. 321 00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:53,886 When Cilla asks me who her dad is I want to be able to tell her. 322 00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:58,846 I want to look her in the eye and give her his name. 323 00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:03,566 Must think I'm some kind of slut. 324 00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:05,966 Mam. 325 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,966 I'm a 21st century type of guy. 326 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,646 I've probably slept with more than that on a busy weekend. 327 00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:12,966 You know, birds, obviously. 328 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:16,966 Tits and stuff. Flange. 329 00:21:29,447 --> 00:21:33,446 Tell her, Dad was the most handsome man you'd ever met. 330 00:21:34,207 --> 00:21:37,126 That he was here on a fact-finding trip from the States. 331 00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:41,126 Something to do with housing policy under a directive from "Baracks Obama". 332 00:21:43,047 --> 00:21:45,886 And you fell for his manly charms. 333 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,686 The way his muscles strained against the pure white cotton of his shirt. 334 00:21:49,687 --> 00:21:53,686 You had one night of love and Cilla was born from that love. 335 00:21:54,087 --> 00:21:56,926 Months later he found out you was up the spout. 336 00:21:56,927 --> 00:21:59,406 Was on his way back, died in a plane crash. 337 00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:01,246 Do you reckon she'll buy that? 338 00:22:01,247 --> 00:22:05,246 Yes. 339 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:18,966 Silver lining for your black cloud. 340 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:25,406 ♪ Will you ever know that you're my hero? 341 00:22:27,887 --> 00:22:31,886 ♪ Everything I would like to be. ♪ 342 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:33,686 This is just a warm-up. 343 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:37,686 When we have the real wake, we'll give our Debbie one hell of a send off. 344 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:44,046 We'll give her a celebration she'll never forget. 345 00:22:44,087 --> 00:22:45,486 We'll never forget. 346 00:22:45,487 --> 00:22:46,966 ♪ Wings. ♪ 347 00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:50,126 What are you having? 348 00:22:50,127 --> 00:22:54,126 Jamie, a drink for the future Mrs Gallagher. 349 00:22:54,127 --> 00:22:55,406 No, I'm fine thanks. 350 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:56,686 Are you sure? 351 00:22:56,687 --> 00:22:58,646 Don't worry. He's safe. 352 00:22:58,647 --> 00:23:00,686 It's just that we've got a past, me and him. 353 00:23:00,687 --> 00:23:02,286 Past. 354 00:23:02,287 --> 00:23:03,766 I gave him the best years of my life. 355 00:23:03,767 --> 00:23:05,206 Twice! 356 00:23:05,207 --> 00:23:09,206 He's all yours, lovey, my heart belongs to another. 357 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,126 My civil partner. 358 00:23:13,127 --> 00:23:17,126 I'm gay. Got married in a posh tent in Devon. Are you shocked? 359 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,206 I was just wondering. 360 00:23:19,207 --> 00:23:23,206 I'm so, so sorry. It's terrible when your children die before you. 361 00:23:23,287 --> 00:23:24,606 Not nature's way. 362 00:23:24,607 --> 00:23:27,686 You have never lost a kid. 363 00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:30,006 I might as well have lost my Rodney. 364 00:23:30,007 --> 00:23:31,526 For all the use he is. 365 00:23:34,007 --> 00:23:37,646 I was just wondering when you'd be coming back to the house? 366 00:23:37,647 --> 00:23:40,886 It's Liam. He needs his mum, he needs you there. 367 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,006 So I'm a bad mother now? 368 00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,006 No, no. 369 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,486 Someone who can't even produce 370 00:23:47,487 --> 00:23:50,686 a child of their own calling me a bad mother. 371 00:23:50,687 --> 00:23:51,846 That's not what I said. 372 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,686 Here's me grieving and she's telling me I'm a bad mother. 373 00:23:54,687 --> 00:23:56,726 I didn't. I didn't say that. 374 00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:00,726 Fuck sake. Show some sensitivity. 375 00:24:01,687 --> 00:24:04,726 You should be helping instead of hindering. 376 00:24:04,727 --> 00:24:08,726 It's all right. It's OK. 377 00:24:14,847 --> 00:24:16,166 About before. 378 00:24:16,167 --> 00:24:18,326 The less said from you the better. 379 00:24:18,327 --> 00:24:21,006 You need to lie down. 380 00:24:21,007 --> 00:24:22,526 You're exhausted. 381 00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:24,926 That baby will come out pie-eyed. 382 00:24:24,927 --> 00:24:27,486 She should be ashamed of herself. 383 00:24:27,487 --> 00:24:31,486 Everyone deals with grief in different ways. 384 00:24:31,607 --> 00:24:35,606 And getting pissed and moving back in with her ex is hers, I suppose? 385 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,806 I thought you were cleverer than that. 386 00:24:41,807 --> 00:24:43,766 Your aura's all wrong. 387 00:24:43,767 --> 00:24:46,286 For a soon to be married man. 388 00:24:46,287 --> 00:24:50,286 Oh, that'll be the small matter of losing our daughter 389 00:24:52,247 --> 00:24:54,326 Don't grieve, Love. 390 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:57,246 She's on a higher plane. 391 00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:01,246 I studied under a Reiki Master in Glastonbury. 392 00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:04,446 Three months in a year. 393 00:25:04,447 --> 00:25:08,446 Your kundalini needs raising. 394 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,966 Your chakras can't function properly. 395 00:25:14,527 --> 00:25:15,766 Oh, I feel for you. 396 00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:19,766 There is nothing wrong with me other than the obvious. 397 00:25:24,927 --> 00:25:27,206 Spirits battling. 398 00:25:27,207 --> 00:25:30,006 "Am I doing the right thing?" 399 00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:34,006 If you mean Libby, I am doing the right thing. 400 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,319 Someone needs to tell Fiona. 401 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,759 Then call her. 402 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,079 It's not something you can do over the phone. She'll be upset. Need family with her. 403 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,199 She's got a husband. 404 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,519 I'll call you when I get there. 405 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,119 And me and Fiona can drive over and see Lip. 406 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,439 There's no way I can let you leave. 407 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,919 You can't stop me. 408 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,919 Wait there, I'll fetch your mum and dad. 409 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,719 Liam's... 410 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:16,299 Lib. 411 00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:18,579 It wasn't how it looked. 412 00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:21,379 Her on her knees? You with your trousersround your ankles?! 413 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,259 Libby, she was just trying it on. 414 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:26,739 You know, Indian head massages. She was trying to raise me diphthong. 415 00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:30,739 You've got cold feet, been having second thoughts - it's obvious. 416 00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:35,259 I've been having them ever since we named the day. 417 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:39,099 Ah, fuck. 418 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:41,299 Look, I've been thinking about me track record 419 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:44,259 and whether I've got the stamina for another stab at matrimony, 420 00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:46,979 and the fact that I'm still here says yes... 421 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,299 says I still want to marry you. 422 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:50,339 Doesn't it? 423 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:54,339 I don't know. 424 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,899 Nothing happened! 425 00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:01,899 And if you don't believe that, let's call the whole thing off. 426 00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:16,059 I owe you an apology. 427 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:19,059 I was rude, insensitive. 428 00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:23,059 Obviously I didn't know and, erm... 429 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:27,659 I'm sorry. 430 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:29,779 Cheers. 431 00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:33,339 How about you buy me a drink some time? 432 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:34,379 Make up for it. 433 00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:37,419 I don't drink. 434 00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:39,699 I'm Muslim. 435 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,379 You're not supposed to drink? 436 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:44,939 What about summat to eat, then? 437 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:46,739 Muslims eat, don't they? 438 00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:48,099 It's been known. 439 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:52,099 Chinese buffet in town, all you can eat for a fiver. 440 00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:00,619 Can't blame a man for trying, can you, Ches? 441 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,979 Do yourself a favour, mate... 442 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,099 Don't go there. 443 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,899 She's more trouble than she's worth. 444 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,019 You'll never change him. 445 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:08,499 Two previous wives failed miserably 446 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,459 and you've got nothing they weren't equipped with. 447 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:12,499 It's time to admit defeat. 448 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:14,164 Surrender. 449 00:28:14,284 --> 00:28:16,507 There's no shame in it. 450 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:22,259 You want to be with me? Say it! 451 00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:25,500 I want to be with you. 452 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:31,459 Say it again. 453 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:35,459 I want to be with you. 454 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,739 I want to marry you. 455 00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:39,046 Prove it. 456 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,579 It's a start. 457 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:48,419 Anyway, as soon as Milly's here in the morning, I'll be gone. 458 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:52,419 Good. 459 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:56,459 That's my house, you old bitch! 460 00:28:57,740 --> 00:29:00,539 It stopped being your house when you walked out. 461 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:02,019 For the second time. 462 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:04,699 Oh, give it a bloody rest, Liam. 463 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:07,739 I had to go. This place was killing me and you know it. 464 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,219 Why did you come back? 465 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:10,659 For you. 466 00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:11,699 And Carl. 467 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:12,899 Your sister's dead. 468 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,379 Why did you really come back? 469 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:16,619 I'm your mother. Isn't that reason enough? 470 00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:18,019 No. 471 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:22,019 Anyway what's between your dad and me is above right and wrong. 472 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,819 No, not now! 473 00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,939 Someone's trying to get through. 474 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:27,779 Away! Away! 475 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:31,779 Get away from me! 476 00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:53,259 She came to me. 477 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:56,219 Debbie came to me. She can't rest! 478 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,779 She was holding a dress, 479 00:29:57,780 --> 00:30:01,779 a wedding dress and she was shaking her head. 480 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:06,299 Came to you in a dream, as opposed to you just having a dream? 481 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:09,819 You won't stifle my spirit with your cynicism. 482 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:11,939 I've had visitations in the past, all proved true. 483 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,419 A coalition government, 484 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:16,859 collapse of the banking system, Dannii Minogue's pregnancy. 485 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:19,179 Her spirit's in torment. 486 00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:22,939 She can't pass over until she's healed. 487 00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:25,379 Only you can heal her, Frank. 488 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:27,899 You have the power. 489 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:37,059 We've got to focus, concentrate. Can you switch your phones off? 490 00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:38,699 What's going on, Mum? 491 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:42,699 Just clearing the channels. She's trying to come through! 492 00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,939 It's bad spirits. 493 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:51,979 Out! 494 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,739 Out! 495 00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:56,619 Out! 496 00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:01,659 She says she's been trying to call you but there's something wrong with your phones. 497 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,659 Who? 498 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:06,659 Debbie. 499 00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:11,019 She's alive. 500 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:15,019 Alive! 501 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:27,419 Don't be waiting for a wedding invitation - you won't be invited. 502 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:30,939 He'll let you down. 503 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:34,939 Might take months, might take years... 504 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,699 ..probably take weeks. 505 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:41,699 But he'll let you down. 506 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:51,979 It was just a joke, that got out of hand. 507 00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:53,499 You knew what you were doing, Mum. 508 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:57,499 I find out our marriage is over, in a letter. 509 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,659 A letter?! 510 00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:00,019 Brought it on yourself. 511 00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:01,459 Abandonment?! 512 00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:04,299 I never even had him to abandon - he always had something 513 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:08,299 more interesting to occupy himself with than me or his kids. 514 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,859 I just wanted to hurt him, like he hurt me. 515 00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:13,899 So you tell him Debbie's dead to hurt him? 516 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,979 All right, so I was wrong - naughty Mummy! 517 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:18,419 You hurt the rest of us too. 518 00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:22,419 How dare he be so fucking happy! 519 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:28,299 I've got 18 grand coming my way. 520 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:29,579 Come with me. 521 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,219 No. 522 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:34,019 Disneyland? 523 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:37,979 Florida, not the shit one. 524 00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:39,699 All right. 525 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:40,979 You'd better be off, then. 526 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,539 I'll wait until the bus comes. 527 00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:45,139 It'll only make it worse. 528 00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:47,019 Anyway, your dad'll need you. 529 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:48,099 He'll be all right. 530 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,779 Stag night should sort him out. 531 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:50,859 Stag night? 532 00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:54,859 Tonight. Bye. 533 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:22,939 Jackson! 534 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,859 Stag do, tonight? 535 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:26,979 Sorry - I'm busy, Carl. Relatives coming. 536 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:28,339 Lockdown! 537 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,499 Forgot to tell you, 538 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:33,499 They've cancelled. He'll be there. 539 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,459 Fuck d'you do that for? 540 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:39,379 Because it's the third time you've been asked and the third time you've said no. 541 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:40,739 What have I got in common with any of them? 542 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:41,979 Football, politics? 543 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:44,819 I'm sure they might not even have heard of Martin Luther King 544 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:46,819 and swung their pants to Bob Marley. 545 00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:48,819 You think this is about colour? 546 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:51,819 No - I think it's about you being an uptight, 547 00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:54,939 conceited tosspot with a superiority complex. 548 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:58,939 You're a trainee teacher, not a fucking Nobel Prize winner. 549 00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:01,299 And if we've got any chance of fitting in round here 550 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,954 you'd do well to remember that. 551 00:34:05,074 --> 00:34:08,278 I am not having a stag do! 552 00:34:08,554 --> 00:34:10,019 Look, we need to celebrate. 553 00:34:10,296 --> 00:34:12,459 Liam's good as well to keep an eye on him. 554 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:15,124 Someone's got to make sure he gets home in one piece and it ain't going to be me. 555 00:34:15,325 --> 00:34:17,686 No, no, no, we need a theme. 556 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,579 Come as your favourite blonde! 557 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:23,579 Er... Marilyn, er, Madonna, Hulk Hogan. 558 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:24,539 Elvis? 559 00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,619 Elvis? Ooh, I am liking that one. 560 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:28,459 Young Elvis, old Elvis, fat Elvis. 561 00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:32,019 Dead Elvis.I am not fucking dressing up for anyone. 562 00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:36,019 Which means there's only one thing for it, then. 563 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,419 Jackson. Voddie chaser? 564 00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:56,739 Bit early, cheers, Jamie. Half a lager'll do me. 565 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,999 That's more like it, baby! 566 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,759 Open them legs! Fuckin' have some of that! 567 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,399 Get up, lad! Get up, lad! 568 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,439 Party games! 569 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,439 Oh, fuck that. How old do you think I am? 570 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,799 Bouncy castle! 571 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,399 Pin the tail on the donkey! 572 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,119 Hey, y'know, to say that I was not looking forward to tonight 573 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,399 is an understatement. 574 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,599 Obviously! 575 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:06,599 But it has been fuckin' monu-fuckin'-mental. 576 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,559 It's times like this when you, you, you know who your real friends are. 577 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,719 We love you, too, Frank. 578 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,599 Friends, 579 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,759 brothers, in arms, y'know, who care, y'know, 580 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,279 who's willing to go that extra mile. 581 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:36,279 I think that's going a bit too far, actually, mate. 582 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,999 Bastards! You bas...! 583 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,999 Liam! Liam! 584 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,039 Liam, Liam! 585 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,799 You look like shit, Mimi. 586 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,319 And you sell your fanny for a living, 587 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,119 but do you hear me going on about that? 588 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,999 What was it exactly they were arrested for? 589 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,999 ♪ Chariots Of Fire: VANGELIS 590 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,239 So did Frank behave himself? 591 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,399 I made sure of it. 592 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,239 Home. Please. Now. 593 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,679 Sorry?! 594 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,319 She's due a feed in an hour. 595 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,279 Good night? 596 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,199 Was all right. Wouldn't have bothered going if you hadn't pushed me. 597 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,559 Fry up back at home, Carl. 598 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,559 Vitamin C and a darkened room. 599 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,599 Wait! 600 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,919 Where's Frank? 601 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,559 It was a night of revelry, high spirits. 602 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,559 All I want to know is, where is he? 603 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,519 Will you please take this seriously? Frank is missing. 604 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,239 The man I intend to marry 605 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,839 has disappeared and I need to know where he's got to! 606 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,839 Off dipping his wick somewhere it's not wanted. Spilling his seed. 607 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,399 Look, we're sorry, we can't really remember much. 608 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,599 Where did you see him last? 609 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,479 Before we proceed, I think Liam should leave the room. 610 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,599 This could get ugly. 611 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,319 He's fine with ugly. 612 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,319 That brass was a right minger, weren't she? 613 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:56,079 A prostitute?! No offence. 614 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,879 None taken. Even I draw the line at prepubescent. 615 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,799 And whose bright idea was that? 616 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,599 What were you doing in a brothel? 617 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,359 You weren't treating Frank to anything, were you? 618 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,479 No. He weren't there, then. He'd left. 619 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,879 Left? You let him go? 620 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,559 On his own? 621 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,039 Libby, we were pissed. 622 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,879 What those men did... 623 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,479 I call them men. 624 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,839 Your first time only happens once and it shouldn't happen at the age of 12, 625 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,519 shoved into a room with a woman old enough to be your mother. 626 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,559 She was 18. 627 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,159 I don't know if that's worse. 628 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,719 We didn't do it. 629 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,719 You mean you're...intacto? 630 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:39,159 I'm not sure that term applies to the male of the species. 631 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,159 I gave her the money for her time, 632 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,719 won it back in a game of three-card brag. 633 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:46,719 Kept enough for a fish supper and a cab home. 634 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,519 When was the last time you saw him? 635 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,199 Think, Liam, please. 636 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,959 In the cemetery. 637 00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,959 He'll be all right. I know he will be. 638 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,199 Yeah. No. 639 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,919 Yeah, but no. 640 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,919 But it can't be, "Yeah, but no." You either saw him or you didn't. 641 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,359 It was someone like that, but black. 642 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,679 This guy was dressed like that, but a dwarf. 643 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,599 No, he was definitely Asian. 644 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,599 He had a terrible problem with saliva. Kept dribbling. 645 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,319 These are from Mimi. You told her we were having Libby's hen do here? 646 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,359 Mm-hmm. 647 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,919 Why? 648 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,999 Cos Libby needs cheering up and I fancy a bit of female company. 649 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,159 Who's invited? 650 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,159 Plenty more where this came from. Loads left in the kitty, too. 651 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,159 We can splash what's left on a stripper. 652 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,159 Bit of a busman's holiday for me, Lillian. No cock, please. 653 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,079 So, lager, cider, vodka, mixers. 654 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,101 And no cock. 655 00:41:53,221 --> 00:41:54,604 I'll have a cock, if it's on offer. 656 00:41:54,724 --> 00:41:55,959 You'll have to bring your own. 657 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,611 Can we not just have a little cock? 658 00:41:57,731 --> 00:41:59,814 A little one's hardly worth having, is it? 659 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,239 Just off to the pub. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 660 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:11,319 Don't rush back. 661 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,639 And, ladies! 662 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,319 Sorry. Can I just ask that you don't touch the vinyl? Collector's items. 663 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,199 Alphabetised, would you believe? 664 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,639 I would, if I knew what it meant. 665 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,319 I should move this, too. 666 00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:25,334 Bloody hell, it looks like a brewery under here. 667 00:42:25,384 --> 00:42:26,269 Ah, shit! 668 00:42:26,485 --> 00:42:28,213 You've not toasted Libby yet! 669 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,858 And you're not getting out of here until you do. 670 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,359 Put a smile on your face, for everyone else's sake, 671 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,119 if not your own. 672 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,719 Something's wrong, Mum. I can feel it. 673 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:54,719 Liam said he's done this type of thing a thousand times when he was with Monica. 674 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,039 But he's never done it once while he's been with me. 675 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,559 Maybe he's got cold feet. 676 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,439 There's no maybe about it, the man doesn't want to marry you. 677 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,719 What more does he need to do to convince you? 678 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,759 You're determined to see me unhappy. 679 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,599 I'm determined to make you see sense. 680 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,199 You asked him to prove he loved you 681 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,199 and he's failed miserably. End of story. 682 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,799 All right? Don't mind, do you? 683 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,639 The pub was a bit empty. 684 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,239 Food's that way. Booze on the table. 685 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:25,239 Anything could land us in court's in the backyard and at your own risk. 686 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,759 How many's he had? 687 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,799 One. 688 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,479 Yes, lads! You made it! 689 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,199 I think Mum might be right. 690 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,239 Maybe I pushed him too far, 691 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,439 made too many demands. 692 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,719 Maybe I've frightened him off. 693 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:49,719 Maybe he's sleeping off the mother of all hangovers 694 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,959 and you'll see him bright and bushy-eyed tomorrow morning. 695 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,999 Chill, Libs. Stress is a killer! 696 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,359 Never happier than when she's got something to complain about. 697 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,599 Will you look at that? 698 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,839 Terrible behaviour. 699 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,839 Off! Off! Off! 700 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,879 Off! Off! Off! 701 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:22,239 What is it you're on, Mimi? 702 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,119 Holy Mother preserve us! 703 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,919 Come on, Mimi, it's not that big! 704 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,730 Come on, Mum.Mum? 705 00:44:48,255 --> 00:44:49,719 Oh, fuck! Ambulance. Quick! 706 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,263 Mam? Mam! 707 00:44:51,383 --> 00:44:52,540 Give us your phone. Mam? 708 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,079 Good luck, Mimi! 709 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,519 Frank! 710 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:25,079 'And even if you do find that you are indeed 711 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:32,359 'the only being in existence and that everyone else, everything else in your world 712 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:37,759 'is merely a figment of your imagination, just enjoy it.' 713 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,677 I heard a whisper that Frank's missing. 714 00:45:59,797 --> 00:46:01,674 Libby! We have to get back to Libby! 715 00:46:01,794 --> 00:46:03,535 You're not up to running the business, Shane. 716 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:04,354 Bollocks! 717 00:46:04,474 --> 00:46:06,204 I'm married to the head of the family now. 718 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,119 If I make a complaint, you could lose your job? 719 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,359 Liam and Stella are my babies and they should be with me. 720 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,524 If it carries on like this we'll lose the business or someone'll get hurt. 721 00:46:16,644 --> 00:46:17,993 Finish it now! 722 00:46:18,435 --> 00:46:20,319 Yeees! 723 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,519 Yes! 724 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,359 You called the council. 725 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,199 You're not taking Liam and Stella away. 726 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:29,199 We have got to find your father. 727 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:43,399 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 728 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:13,519 'You hear about these alien abductions 729 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,519 'and it's all terror and fear. One-eyed green monsters dragging you 730 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:21,719 'across the universe to aid their experiments. 731 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,759 'But that's not been my experience. 732 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,719 'Quite the opposite, in fact. 733 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,639 'No complaints thus far. 734 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,999 'No interference of any sort. 735 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,359 'You know, no temperature taken, no blood pressure, no blood samples. 736 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,359 'Even managed to escape the old anal probing. 737 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,119 'I think I spoke too soon.' 738 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:55,119 Argh! 739 00:47:55,169 --> 00:47:59,719 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53955

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