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Previously on Psychoville.
That's the end of silly old Mummy.
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I don't know how you lived
with it for so long, George.
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This little bastard
can go to the wheelie bin.
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Who are you?
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I'm your boyfriend. How long?
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Two years. Really?
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I'll be the only man in the world
with a complete collection of first-generation Beanie toys.
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I'll tell you something
about those two bitches.
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They're not to be trusted.
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Hello. Can I speak to the owner
of Snappy the Crocodile, please? Speaking.
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My life could be in danger because
someone thinks I'm you! Look!
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Just think.
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David and Maureen Sowerbutts.
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Mother and son serial killers. Yeah.
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Come on, Kerry.
We finish in a few weeks
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then we'll all be on
the dole till next Christmas.
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Maybe we coud, you know,
have a bit of fun.
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I'm meeting Robert, actually.
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Oh.
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Have you lost your virginity?
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None of your business.
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If you have, can I play
with the box it came in?
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ALL: Wehey!
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Hi! Smiler, Snoozey, Sniffley...
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oh, it's all coming back to me now.
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We heard that the bump
had affected your memory.
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Well, it's funny cos I can
remember all my lines
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and all my phone numbers and stuff.
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I just can't remember
being engaged to Robert.
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Engaged?
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Yes, engaged. We were going
to keep it private, but, well,
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it's nothing to be
ashamed of, is it?
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No, we're just like
a regular couple.
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Congratulations. Thanks.
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Come on, let's get you a drink.
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Help. Please, somebody help me.
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It's my baby.
He's been in an accident.
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I think his head's come off.
Get me 20 milligrams of Heptatrophin.
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He may have gone into
anaphylactic shock.
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Can you put the baby down, please?
We need to take a look.
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What can we do, Doctor? Doctor?
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I'll get you a needle and thread.
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What do you think you're doing?
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What did you do that for?
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Sorry. I couldn't help it.
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I've been wanting to do that
ever since I set eyes on you.
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What are you talking about?
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Forget it, I know you'd
never be interested in me.
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I didn't say that it's just that...
it's, it's complicated.
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I could never leave her, you know.
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She'd be lost if we just
went off together.
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You're obviously very close.
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But there are ways round that.
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Ways round what? Nothing.
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What you talking about?
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Why am I blushing?
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Everything's cool. Everything's cool.
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I was just saying,
you wouldn't mind, would you,
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if me and Michael went on a date?
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Don't be ridiculous!
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He wouldn't be interested in you.
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Well, he is. In't you, Michael?
Yeah, could be.
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He's just interested in what's
between your legs, Kelly Su. I'm not!
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Yes, you are.
All that filthy green stuff.
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You are talking about the money,
ain't you?
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Look, if you think this is all about
the money and I'm lying...
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Give me the money, Kelly Su.
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Don't be stupid. Don't be stupid.
Gimme that...money.
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Thank you.
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There. It's not about the money.
It's about me and Kelly Su.
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All right! I believe you.
Stop the car!
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We need that money.
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If I get it, do you promise to
give me and Kelly Su a chance?
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Yes.
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And you won't come between us?
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I'll do me best.
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All right, then. I won't be a minute.
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Wait. Wait a second.
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I'll get it.
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We wouldn't want lover boy here
to do anything stupid now, would we?
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You two, wait here.
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I'll come with you if you like.
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Yeah, all right.
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BOTH: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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George? What do you mean, you can't
find her? You can't miss her.
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She weighs 50 stone.
Oh, for God's sake, George.
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Just find her and call me back.
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If they won't save Freddy, we will.
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And if we sprinkle on
some magic dust,
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we reach inside
and say our magic word...
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Do you all remember the magic word?
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Wipe my bum.
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No, not "wipe my bum".
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Iggy, piggy, smelly, belly,
do some magic for Mr Jelly!
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Whoa, look at those!
Beautiful flowers.
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Right then,
let's put them down there.
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Now then, I'm going to do
some escapology for you now.
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Do you know what that means?
Wipe my bum.
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Wipe his bum, please.
If you're not too busy talking.
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Wipe my bum.
I'll wipe it with this in a minute.
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(Fucking 50 quid. Is it worth it?)
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Eh, what are you doing?
Don't eat them. I need them.
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Nurse, can you stop him?
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It's your own fault.
We don't put nothing near Mr Clark.
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He eats everything.
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Right, I need a volunteer.
Not someone on a drip.
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I don't want to get tangled up.
Come on, love. You'll do.
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Oh, all right. But you'll have to
have me back here by next Thursday.
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My daughter's coming from Sydney.
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Don't you worry about that.
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Right, have a look at these.
Hello, hello, hello.
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One pair of ordinary handcuffs.
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Right, I want you to click
the first one on my left hand there. Go on, click it on. That's it.
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PHONE RINGS
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Oh, might be Cbeebies.
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Hello?
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Sean, it's me. Mr Tumble?
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No, Mr Jolly.
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What do you want? I thought
I told you to stay away from me.
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Listen, this is very important.
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I've been looking through
my patient records from Ravenhill
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and I think I've worked out
who the blackmailer is.
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I don't care. It's got nothing
to do with me. I'm afraid it has.
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If I'm right
we're all in grave danger.
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This person is deeply disturbed,
bordering on psychotic.
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I'll be at your house in 20 minutes.
I'll explain everything when I arrive. I'm not at...
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Right, I'm sorry, everyone.
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Mr Jelly's got to go now.
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What have you done that for?
I've got a copper one of these.
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They help your bones.
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The key was on here.
Who's got the key?
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HE GULPS
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You'll have to wait for him
to go to't toilet now. Wipe my bum.
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I'm waiting.
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I'm waiting, David.
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You know the rules.
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No personal items allowed.
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It's my father.
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WAS your father.
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He's dead, remember?
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You killed him.
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David, what have you done?
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She's dead!
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David? David?
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Come on, get your coat on.
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We're gonna go and buy one of those
indoor barbecues. What for?
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Well, it's our
last one today, in't it?
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I thought we could eat her special.
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What do you think?
I've bought red onions.
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Mum, that's disgusting.
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Why? I don't like red onions.
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Well, you can have yours with that
Scooby Doo pasta that you like.
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I don't want to do any more killing.
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It's wrong. Don't be so maudlin!
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Was only gonna be a little nibble.
It's hardly Jeffrey Dahmer, is it?
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The past must remain in the past.
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There's only one left
and then we're stopping anyway.
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I'm only doing this for you, David.
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No, you're not. You like doing it.
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Yeah. Well, what would you rather?
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Have me sat in all day playing on my
Bontempi? This has given me a lift.
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It's got to stop!
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"I shan't quit ripping
till I do get buckled."
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You know who said that?
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Exactly.
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And they never caught him,
did they?
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I'll go to the police.
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You wouldn't dare.
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You couldn't anyway.
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Yes, I could. 999, Letsby Avenue.
That's where they live.
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Yeah. All right then, David.
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You go and tell them.
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I'll see you later.
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Don't kill another lady, Mum!
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Last one, I promise.
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Enter! Oh!
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Oh, don't look so shocked, Kerry.
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We artists have no secrets
from each other.
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I've seen Dora Bryan
defecate into a hat-box
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and her Dandini
was without equal. Please.
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So, have you finally come
for those make-up tips?
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There's more to Sniffley
than a bright-red nose.
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No, it's about Robert.
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I assume you've heard
about him and Debbie?
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Yes, it seems he's turned that
knock on the head to his advantage.
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When's the big day?
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You've got to stop it, Brian.
Robert's not well.
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He doesn't know
what he's doing. How so?
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He's had problems in the past
with delusional behaviour.
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He thinks he's got special powers.
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Like Beechams?
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No, powers.
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He was even sectioned
a few years ago.
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I promised him then that
I would always look after him.
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So, you just want
to live happily ever after
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with Robert all to yourself.
Is that it?
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I just want to protect him.
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I see.
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Whatever it takes?
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Whatever it takes.
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He-he-he. Perfect.
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Excuse me, love. Do you know
if these little indoor ones
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get hot enough to cook a whole leg?
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Well, it depends what of.
What you thinking of cooking?
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Did anyone else
see you do that murder?
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Him. Him. And Her.
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Hello?
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What you thinking of cooking?
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Um...
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..bit of leg.
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Leg of...
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..pork.
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That should be fine.
They get really hot.
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You're David's mum, aren't you?
Yeah. And you are?
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Lorraine. "Happy to help."
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Quiche Lorraine.
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Sorry?
Nothing. How do you know David?
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I used to do the murders with him.
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Murders? Yeah, the mystery evenings.
I played Miss Tipsy, the cook.
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How's that for typecasting?
I was David's first victim!
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But, you're supposed
to be the last victim.
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Well, I'd still love
to be doing them,
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but we had to stop
after Graham died.
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And then poor Cheryl. And Martin.
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Robin's in charge now. We're waiting
to see what he wants to do.
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You'll have a long wait.
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So, these...murders,
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they were just like play-acting?
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Well, yeah! People guessed
who did it and won a little prize.
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David was very keen -
perhaps a little bit too keen.
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Had me trussed up like a chicken,
big sausage dangling in my face,
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typecasting again!
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He went a bit too far.
Graham had to let him go.
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But I suppose you know all that.
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Sorry, Mum. I did a bad murder.
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How is David by the way?
Keeping you busy? He has been.
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You remember me to him now.
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I will.
I'll go and do that right now.
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Are you still wanting the barbecue?
Um. No.
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Not any more.
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Change of plan.
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We're nearly there now, Freddy.
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Hold on.
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I'm taking you home.
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Hello...
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That's weird.
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I'm sure I locked this door
before I came out.
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Is this still part of the trick?
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There is no trick. This is real.
250
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,800
Your door could do with a paint.
251
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,600
Shhhh!
252
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,160
Come on.
253
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,800
Jolly...
254
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,120
I'm here.
255
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,720
What were you gonna to tell me?
256
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,720
Is that him?
257
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,760
Oh, Jesus!
258
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,320
Well, they tell you not to
play with plastic bags.
259
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,480
Well, he's not done it
to himself, has he?
260
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,960
Well, who's done it then?
261
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,120
ELECTRIC KNIFE BUZZES
262
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,040
Quick, get behind here.
263
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,680
Is this still part of the trick?
264
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,840
Just shift yourself.
265
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,400
Are we playing Sardines? Sssh!
266
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,920
So that's where it was.
267
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,440
What?
268
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,320
My extension lead.
Been looking for that.
269
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,680
What's he got?
270
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,800
Is it a vibrator?
271
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,640
What do you know about vibrators?
272
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,080
Mrs Price has got one.
273
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,480
Buzzing away every night.
274
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,280
Her daughter
brings her the batteries.
275
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,840
Double A's.
276
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,360
Bag after bag.
277
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,320
Oh, hi, darling!
278
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,200
I'm just trying to get my bearings,
trying to remember the blocking.
279
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,280
I think I've got most of it down.
280
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,840
Has Robert been filling you in?
281
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,280
No, he wants to, but the doctors
said I should rest for a few days.
282
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,200
Debbie, do you love Robert?
283
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:29,360
Of course, he's...adorable.
284
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,560
But you've only known him
for six weeks.
285
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,280
No, we've been going out
for two years.
286
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,320
We've been on
holiday together, look.
287
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,200
But these have
been sellotaped together.
288
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,200
I know. We had a row
and I tore it up, apparently.
289
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,440
But half of it's sand
and half of it's snow.
290
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,600
I think that's
what the row was about.
291
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,840
Debbie, I have to tell you.
You and Robert, you're not...
292
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,120
Not what?
293
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:02,400
Get away, Kerry. I think you've done
enough damage for one day. Robert...
294
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,200
I was just telling Debbie... What?
295
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,480
That I'm mad? That I killed a woman?
That I have special powers?
296
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,640
No, we were just talking
about the snow beach.
297
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:13,120
Oh. Well, did she tell you her
and Brian got me sacked today?
298
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,480
No.
299
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,280
I can't believe you've done this.
I come in and there's a P45 in my pigeonhole.
300
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:22,440
It's your own fault, Robert.
You're lying to Debbie and you're lying to yourself.
301
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,120
You can't stand that I'm
with a tall person, can you?
302
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:30,240
It's got nothing to do with that!
Did you think I'd ever be interested in you? Look at Debbie.
303
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:34,200
She's beautiful,
she's tall, she's going places.
304
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,720
I have got a doctor's appointment
at 4 o'clock.
305
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,680
And other places.
306
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,600
You're just a pantomime dwarf
and you always will be.
307
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,920
Come on, Debbie. We're leaving.
308
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,840
You can't just leave, Robert.
You need me.
309
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,320
Get out of my way.
310
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,320
Don't make me angry, Kerry.
You know what I'm capable of.
311
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,240
Kerry?
312
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,600
It was never you, Robert.
313
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,720
It's always been me.
314
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,280
Stop it!
315
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,440
I just wanted to protect you.
That's all.
316
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,080
They were always so mean to you.
317
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,240
All this time you let me believe...
318
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,880
It was for the best, Robert.
319
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,800
We're meant to be together.
320
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,520
We just need to get away
from here and work it all out.
321
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,720
I'm not going anywhere with you.
322
00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,760
Freak.
323
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,880
I think I'd better go
and look over my lines.
324
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,000
Debbie.
325
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,040
You're going nowhere.
326
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,040
Oh, he's cut his bloody head off!
327
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,240
I will need a toilet
trip in a minute. Ssshh!
328
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,160
He's using my phone now.
329
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,360
I'm paying for that.
330
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:32,640
DISTORTED: Hello, police. There's
been a murder at 21 Woodbridge Road.
331
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:37,520
I saw two clowns fighting, one of
them had a knife. Come quickly!
332
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,320
Bastard!
333
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,520
Oh, I don't believe this!
334
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,120
I know. You'll never get blood
off a cream carpet.
335
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,520
He's set me up!
They're going to think I killed him.
336
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,720
Killed who? Mr Jolly.
337
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,320
I thought you were Mr Jolly.
338
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,120
No, I'm Mr Jelly. It's very simple.
339
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,920
Look, you're gonna
have to tell the police everything you've just seen.
340
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,120
All right.
Without giving the trick away?
341
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,400
There is no trick! Oh!
342
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,200
What are we going to do? Think!
343
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,520
Oooh.
344
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,720
This might be useful. What is it?
345
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,280
I've got something
stuck between my teeth.
346
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:25,200
This could get it out.
347
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,280
Ravenhill Hospital.
348
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,240
This is what he was talking about.
349
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,760
Come on. We're going.
350
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:37,440
Do you not want to
take that vibrator? Leave it!
351
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,880
Right, let's park you here.
352
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,400
And I'll get scrubbed up.
353
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,520
Tell Debbie the truth, Robert.
Tell her you were never engaged.
354
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,560
We are engaged!
Tell her you made it all up. No.
355
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:49,040
Oh! Wardrobe are not
going to be happy about this, Kerry.
356
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,280
Let her go.
It's got nothing to do with her.
357
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,400
You were just using her
to make me jealous.
358
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,480
No, I wasn't. You love me, Robert.
359
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,160
Tell me you love me. Never!
360
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,440
Tell me you love me!
361
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,880
This is actually
quite frightening now.
362
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,920
All right, I love you.
Now let her go.
363
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,640
You don't mean it.
364
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:13,200
Say it like you mean it, or this
next one goes through her heart.
365
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,680
I don't think he's
that good an actor, Kerry.
366
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,320
Kerry.
367
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,480
I do love you.
368
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,360
But I love Debbie more.
369
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,000
My God, what's going on?
It's Robert, he's gone mad.
370
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,160
Debbie's called off the wedding
and he's threatening to kill her.
371
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,560
I can't get up.
We'll have to go round.
372
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,600
Quick, back out. Quick.
373
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,920
Don't worry, Debbie. I'll be back.
374
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,000
Oh, no, you won't!
375
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,760
Right, then. We're all set.
376
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,400
So, here we go.
377
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,640
What's going on?
378
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,560
Blood transfusion, Nicola.
379
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,040
You should know that -
you are a nurse.
380
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,640
Poor Freddy needs all
the blood he can get.
381
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,800
And you're gonna give it to him.
382
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,160
Every...last...drop.
383
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,200
Joy. Please!
384
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,200
You're killing me.
385
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,560
Don't... Don't do this.
386
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,800
Don't think of it as killing you.
387
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,080
Think of is as saving Freddy. Look!
388
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:46,680
He's already got the colour
coming back into his cheeks. Aw!
389
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,560
David...
390
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,960
I spoke to Lorraine.
391
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:13,960
She told me about the murder, David.
About what really happened.
392
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,240
What have we been doing?
393
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,760
Four people are dead because of us.
394
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,640
They'll catch us soon enough.
395
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,400
They always do. And then what?
396
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,480
It'll be prison or loony bin again.
397
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,680
Can't have that, can we?
398
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,720
I've taken some pills, David.
399
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,160
I thought we could go
and see your Dad.
400
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,080
It'll be all right.
401
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:46,080
He'll be waiting
for us at the gates.
402
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,520
And he'll be smiling.
403
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,520
Won't be long now.
404
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,480
Oh, fucking hell!
405
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,240
So, are you going
to be all right?
406
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,720
I'll be fine. Thanks Brian.
Oh, don't thank me.
407
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,160
Three years of fight training at
Webber Douglas finally pays off.
408
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,480
Where are you taking him?
Somewhere quiet.
409
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,920
With no people around.
Wolverhampton Hippodrome?
410
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,440
Take care, Brian.
411
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,400
SLURRED: Please. Got stop.
412
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,560
SLURRED: I beg you.
413
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,640
Not long now, Nicola.
414
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,600
And that'll be that.
415
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,320
Oh, seems funny being back here.
416
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:08,240
The doctors sent me here
when we lost Paul.
417
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,240
He was our first little boy.
418
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,480
I was heartbroken.
419
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,800
Suppose I had a,
sort of, breakdown, really.
420
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,120
Anyway they gave me Freddy
as part of my therapy.
421
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,920
I didn't take to him at first.
422
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,520
Still, over time I could see
that he needed me.
423
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,640
And I needed him.
424
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,280
And that's why
I can't lose him, Nicola.
425
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,600
Still, can't expect
you to understand that.
426
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,400
Cos you're not a mum.
427
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,240
I've been looking for you.
428
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,520
Hey! What you doing? Let me out.
429
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,080
I've got the money!
430
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,880
You got a lot of post, Mr Lomax.
431
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,800
You want me to lead it to you?
432
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,680
Is there anything from NASA?
433
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,680
Er, no.
434
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,400
Lots of letter with
funny-looking liting, though.
435
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,320
Bin 'em. It's all over now.
436
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,640
Do you like Tony Hancock, Jennifer?
437
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,240
Oh, yeah! He's my favourite!
438
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,800
I think Blood Donor is so funny.
439
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,120
"A pint? That's almost armful!".
440
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,040
Yeah.
441
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,920
You can go now.
442
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,080
It must be late.
443
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,160
PHONE RINGS
444
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,760
Hello? Hello?
445
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,200
PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
446
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,800
Hello? Mr Lomax house?
447
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,920
Yeah, one moment please.
448
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,120
Can I ask who is calling?
449
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,480
Ah. It's for you.
Someone called Treeleaf.
450
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,680
What do you want?
451
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,160
Mr Lomax, I've got Snappy
and I've got the Crabtrees' money.
452
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,600
But I've been locked in.
I can't get out. So...
453
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,040
Where are you?
454
00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:18,640
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