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This just in, Atlantis, home of Aquaman
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and character actor William H. Macy.,
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has been attacked only a
week before Sinking Day,
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the national holiday commemorating
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the sinking of their ancient city.
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Ron, I didn't know that
you and William H. Macy
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- are from the same place.
- Mm-hmm.
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- What are you talking about?
- Oh, I'm from Atlantis.
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I thought you said
you were from Atlanta.
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No, that's Donald Glover.
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And it might be racist
that you heard that.
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Classic white person making
white person assumptions.
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I'm half Filipino.
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I thought you said you
were half Philadelphia?
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- What the hell is half Philadelphia?
- I don't know.
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All right, let's just
agree that we're all racist.
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Oh, we're not racist.
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We just don't listen to each other.
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Filipinos are notoriously bad listeners.
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- What did you just say?
- [whispers] Case in point.
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[heroic music]
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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Emily, I just got the
latest sales report.
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Tell me if you think that is acceptable.
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It says sales have gone
up 35% since January.
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Okay, cool, that's what I hoped it said.
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I'm not a big chart guy.
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So I think that kind of
effort deserves a reward.
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Well, thank you, Van.
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Which is why I'm telling my father
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it is time I was promoted
to the Gotham office.
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Wait, what? Why would
you get the promotion?
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January is the month that I started.
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Meaning what?
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That's when sales started going up.
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Meaning what?
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I think we can point to one main reason.
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Right! This guy.
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[laughs] Emily, you're
great at your job,
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but you need to remember
that I am "da boss,"
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which means that it is your
job to execute my vision.
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And my vision is for sales to go up,
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and they did.
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So you're going to sit with your dad,
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and honestly say you
deserve a promotion?
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Van Senior is on the
board of Wayne Industries,
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a scratch golfer,
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a devoted husband,
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and a dedicated lover
to several mistresses.
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He doesn't have time to sit with me.
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I was hoping to fly to
Gotham and talk to him
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while we walked to where
his Testarossa was parked.
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[upbeat music]
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[laughs]
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- And I could.
- The whole time?
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- Hey, Ron!
- Hey, Alex!
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- Hey, boss.
- Hey.
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Why does Alex keep calling me boss?
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- That's so annoying.
- Man, what do you mean?
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It's just a term of endearment.
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No, it's a condescending
thing to say to someone
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that you don't respect.
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All: Hey, boss.
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Pow!
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There's something off about Alex.
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Yeah, Alex gets me off too.
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Wait, what did you say?
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Breaking news flash. A
school bus full of children
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has just gone through the railing
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of the Charm City Bridge,
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and is teetering 400 feet above the bay.
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Our own Marv Wolfman is on the scene.
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Sorry, boss, there's
something I need to attend to.
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Looks like new guy has diarrhea.
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Not so attractive now, huh, Jackie?
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Nah, I'm still in.
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What's this? Coming out of the sky,
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a man in a golden helmet is
lifting the bus to safety.
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[epic music]
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_
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[kids cheering]
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Hey, now, we all just saw Alex
run out of here, and then...
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- you don't think...
- About him naked?
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Yes, I do.
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[liquid bubbling]
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Okay, Ace Chemicals is
gonna be here in a sec.
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Let's run this one more time.
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What is the greatest
generator of supervillains
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aside from bad parenting?
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- Being bitten by things.
- Laboratory mishaps.
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Losing the popular vote,
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but somehow winning the election.
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- [laughter]
- Hey, guys, come on.
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Ron, your line is,
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"It's people falling
into vats of chemicals."
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Do not give me a line reading, Emily.
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It is insulting.
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Ace Chemicals is our biggest client.
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I wanna make sure it is perfect.
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[both laughing]
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But then my dad got
them to drop the charges!
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But we're still banned from Lake Havasu,
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- you piece of [bleep].
- [both laugh]
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Emily, let me introduce you
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to this piece of [bleep] right here.
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- This is Royce Kane.
- Nice to meet you.
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Ready for the presentation,
you pieces of [bleep]?
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Oh, my God.
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I am so sorry. I-I just...
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[both laugh]
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- [chatters indistinctly]
- Look at you!
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Just busting your chops! [laughs]
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All right, let's talk vats.
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Okay, so last year,
flaws in our safety grate
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resulted in roughly one clown
villain every three months.
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So we changed the material on the grate
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- to an acid-proof alloy.
- I'm a little confused.
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We're not interested
in mechanical grates.
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We wanna upgrade to
a force field system.
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And I explained all this in my email.
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Oh... now, well, it sounds
like somebody dropped the ball.
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Who did you send the email to?
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- You.
- Huh?
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Oh, it probably got
caught in my spam filter.
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You responded, "Sounds good,"
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with a gif of two dogs humping.
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That does sound like me.
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You know, this isn't the first time
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that you've dropped the ball.
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Normally, I'd let it go
because our families are close,
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but I've got a company to run.
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I'm sorry, but we're going to LexCorp.
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[groans]
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That's it? I don't
even get to say my line?
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I mean, this is my
sixth grade production
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of "Anne Frank" all over again!
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[quirky upbeat music]
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You might have heard that
we suffered a little setback.
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Little? Jackie, how
big was that account?
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$75 million annually.
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$75 million! [wheezing breath]
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[strained whisper] I'm, uh, struggling.
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Thank you.
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- [normal voice] One of many accounts.
- [phone ringing]
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Wayne Security.
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Look, it's great that you can mess up
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and there's never any consequences,
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but the rest of us don't have
your dad to take care of us.
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How dare you. I am a grown man.
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I'm not taken care of by my "daddy."
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Van, your father's helicopter
just landed on the roof.
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[croaky] Daddy?
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Here in Charm City?
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Did he land angrily?
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[elevator bell dings]
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[tense music]
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Oh, it's an honor to work with me?
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Well, thank you, Bill and Melinda Gates.
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Uh, hey, Dad. Bye.
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I just got off the phone with the Kanes.
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When I started here,
this division was nothing,
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so what did I do?
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I opened up the phone-book.
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I started at the beginning.
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Guess which client I landed first.
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AARP.
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AAA?
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- Aaron Brothers?
- It's Ace Chemicals.
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How can you not get
that from the context?
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- Oh.
- I created that relationship.
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I nurtured it for 30 years,
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and you just pissed it away.
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You don't even like the
Kanes. You said yourself,
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they have no understanding
of marina etiquette.
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They christened their yacht with Korbel.
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You are a turd in my toilet,
and you can't even swim.
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I can float.
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I have overlooked a lot of
your transgressions, kid,
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but it's now time you
face some consequences.
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What are you gonna
do? Take away the boat?
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The ski-in, ski-out chalet?
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[whispers] Not the trust fund.
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Oh, no.
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Something much more important than that.
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The last remaining shred of
respect that I had for you.
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What?
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You wanted to see me?
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In a way, I envy you, Emily.
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Your father is a poor,
so it doesn't matter
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if you have his respect.
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Okay, you know what?
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You could learn a lot from my dad.
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He had a flower shop,
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and through thick and
thin, he kept it open.
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He always said, "Put in the
work and the rest will come."
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My dad always said, "Buy your mistress
the same perfume as your wife."
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- Why am I here?
- You are going to help me
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regain my father's respect.
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And do you know how we
are going to do that?
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No. How?
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God damn it!
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Jackie, send Teddy in!
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- Hey, hold on, hold on.
- Hold on! Hold on!
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Why would you care what I think?
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I mean, I only execute
your vision, right?
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I have no vision of my own.
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[laughs]
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I see what is happening here.
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Hmm.
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What do you want?
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I wanna be promoted to SVP
of Research and Development,
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and I want that mug.
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But how will I know I'm "da
boss" if I don't have "da mug"?
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Look, you lost a big client.
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The only way to get your dad's respect
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is if you go get another one.
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And by you, you mean...
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- Us.
- It's the royal you?
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- Start making calls.
- Oh, yeah, I'm on it.
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You know, we Waynes
didn't get to where we are
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by being afraid of hard work.
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We did it by leveraging a
coal monopoly in the 1870s.
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[quirky tense music]
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Same chin. Same body type.
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I'm telling you guys,
Alex is the Olympian.
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I guess the only way to know for certain
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is for one of us to sleep with him.
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Fine, I'll do it.
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If you have the power of flight,
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you don't also decide to
get an accounting degree.
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You just fly around.
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Duh. Alter ego?
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Just like my theory that Bruce
Wayne is really The Flash,
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and that Stephen Baldwin
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is just a character
played by Alec Baldwin.
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Okay, I'm not buying it, but I'm
very intrigued by the Baldwin thing.
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All right, look, if Alex is a superhero,
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then he should be able to catch...
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- ... this.
- Hey!
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- Oops.
- [mug shatters]
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Whoa, look out, boss.
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Well, I mean, of course
he's not going to catch it.
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It would give him away.
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My kid made that mug, you idiot.
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[strums guitar]
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Daddy doesn't love me
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I can ski in and out of the chalet
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But not into his heart
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Ooh, that's good.
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-
Not into his heart
- What are you doing?
257
00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,146
You're supposed to be making calls.
258
00:10:04,148 --> 00:10:06,715
I tried. It was hard,
so I took a break to jam.
259
00:10:06,717 --> 00:10:08,517
I found a sweet riff,
and then you came in
260
00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:09,727
and messed up my flow.
261
00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:11,153
I've been on the phone all day.
262
00:10:11,155 --> 00:10:13,359
Now, remember how Atlantis got attacked?
263
00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:14,384
I called them.
264
00:10:14,409 --> 00:10:15,642
I didn't know when to call though,
265
00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:18,101
because what time zone is Atlantis in?
266
00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:20,092
I mean, do they have
daylight savings time?
267
00:10:20,117 --> 00:10:22,050
Do they even have daylight?
268
00:10:22,052 --> 00:10:24,019
Does Atlantis have daylight?
269
00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:26,321
Or is it always night?
270
00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:28,267
Are some monkeys real?
271
00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,792
Do...
What?
272
00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:31,493
They wanna hear our pitch.
273
00:10:31,495 --> 00:10:33,729
We have a chance to
supply security products
274
00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:35,391
to all of Atlantis.
275
00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:37,883
This is huge! Way bigger
than Ace Chemicals.
276
00:10:37,885 --> 00:10:39,584
Yes! We did it!
277
00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:41,787
God bless those weird
little fish people.
278
00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:43,516
That is actually very insensitive.
279
00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:45,103
You know, Ron is from Atlantis.
280
00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:46,868
I thought he said he was from Atlanta.
281
00:10:46,893 --> 00:10:49,807
[soft dramatic music]
282
00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:53,134
283
00:10:54,081 --> 00:10:56,096
- So those are the guys from Atlantis?
- Mm-hmm.
284
00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:58,174
And you're from the same place as them?
285
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,428
[chuckles] Crazy, right?
286
00:10:59,453 --> 00:11:02,265
'Cause they're so dour,
and I'm so cheerful.
287
00:11:02,823 --> 00:11:05,124
- Yeah, it's a demeanor thing.
- Yeah, totally.
288
00:11:05,126 --> 00:11:07,670
All right, we hooked 'em,
so let's go reel 'em in.
289
00:11:07,695 --> 00:11:08,961
Ooh.
290
00:11:08,963 --> 00:11:11,864
Emily, underwater people
do not like language
291
00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:13,748
like "hooked" or "reel 'em in."
292
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,931
- Good catch.
- That's another one.
293
00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:17,522
Okay.
294
00:11:17,547 --> 00:11:19,194
Land people.
295
00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:22,857
So those are just a
couple of the products
296
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,583
we think could really
help make Atlantis safe,
297
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,786
so you don't always have to
rely on Aquaman to protect you.
298
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,354
You've given us a lot to think about.
299
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,681
We'll give you an answer
in a couple of weeks.
300
00:11:32,706 --> 00:11:35,690
We need to head home for Sinking Day.
301
00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:41,017
Well, it has been an
absolute pleasure meeting you.
302
00:11:41,049 --> 00:11:42,486
If you have any questions at all,
303
00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:43,861
you can email me directly.
304
00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:45,877
I love Sinking Day.
305
00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:48,232
I celebrate it every year.
I got to get my sink on.
306
00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:49,821
You celebrate Sinking Day?
307
00:11:49,846 --> 00:11:51,891
Yes! I throw a huge party.
308
00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:53,397
I'm famous for it.
309
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,075
Aquaman drops by...
310
00:11:55,077 --> 00:11:57,645
- Anyways, here are some mater...
- You know Aquaman?
311
00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,287
We are very close personal friends.
312
00:11:59,289 --> 00:12:01,139
He always brings the seaweed salad.
313
00:12:01,164 --> 00:12:03,565
I love to chill with A-to-the-Q.
314
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,327
- Now as I was saying...
- Uh, we would love to chill
315
00:12:05,352 --> 00:12:07,202
with A-to-the-Q. [laughs]
316
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,623
Could, uh, we celebrate
with you tomorrow?
317
00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:13,467
- Yes!
- And meet Aquaman?
318
00:12:13,469 --> 00:12:15,575
Mm, yeah. [stammers] Yeah.
319
00:12:15,577 --> 00:12:18,967
[excited laughter]
320
00:12:19,398 --> 00:12:20,975
Laughing's fun.
321
00:12:25,116 --> 00:12:26,702
[laughs]
322
00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,476
And that's why they call me the closer.
323
00:12:28,501 --> 00:12:30,801
Move over, Kyra Sedgwick.
324
00:12:30,803 --> 00:12:33,371
Jackie! Send me a gift basket.
325
00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:35,673
You're sending yourself a gift basket?
326
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:37,842
Yes, it's called self-care, Emily.
327
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,643
Van, follow my logic.
328
00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:41,696
- You don't know Aquaman.
- Mm.
329
00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:43,948
When the Atlantians show
up, and Aquaman's not there,
330
00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:45,357
we're going to lose the deal.
331
00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:47,980
We were already going
to lose the deal, Emily.
332
00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:49,453
That's the first rule of business.
333
00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:51,655
Never let them leave without a yes.
334
00:12:51,657 --> 00:12:53,891
Well, I'm pretty sure the
second rule of business
335
00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:55,893
is don't make promises
you can't deliver.
336
00:12:55,895 --> 00:12:57,161
If that was a rule,
337
00:12:57,186 --> 00:12:59,040
there would be no
such thing as business.
338
00:12:59,065 --> 00:13:01,399
Emily! We'll figure it out later,
339
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,645
after we wow them with this party.
340
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,347
How am I supposed to wow
them with a party tomorrow
341
00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:08,372
when we don't even know
what Sinking Day is?
342
00:13:08,374 --> 00:13:10,041
I provided the vision,
343
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,220
which is for you to make it happen.
344
00:13:12,245 --> 00:13:13,411
You asked me to help,
345
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:14,845
and then you made me do all the work
346
00:13:14,847 --> 00:13:16,289
while you wrote a song.
347
00:13:16,314 --> 00:13:18,149
You know, I worked
every summer for my dad.
348
00:13:18,151 --> 00:13:20,651
Oh, God, tales from the flower shop.
349
00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:21,886
Yeah, that's right.
350
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,754
That's where I learned hard work.
351
00:13:23,756 --> 00:13:25,459
And I was hoping I would end up working
352
00:13:25,484 --> 00:13:27,024
for someone like my father...
353
00:13:27,026 --> 00:13:29,943
someone inspiring, a mentor...
354
00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:32,033
yet I ended up with you.
355
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:34,239
I'm starting to get where
your dad's coming from.
356
00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:37,712
Oh... and I'm starting to get
where your dad is coming from!
357
00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:39,221
Which is a flower shop,
358
00:13:39,246 --> 00:13:41,635
because you won't shut
the hell up about it!
359
00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:47,069
That's right.
Congratulations on a good job
360
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,626
both to and from Van.
361
00:13:50,283 --> 00:13:51,610
I know.
362
00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:56,219
[whispers] Psst. Psst!
363
00:13:57,991 --> 00:13:59,341
[shouts] P-sst!
364
00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:02,435
- Come here!
- [whispers] Oh, my God.
365
00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:06,567
[quirky light music]
366
00:14:06,766 --> 00:14:10,267
Guys, I've been tracking Alex's
bathroom habits very closely.
367
00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:12,770
That feels like an HR
issue, but continue.
368
00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:15,873
I believe that's where Alex
changes into his Olympian costume.
369
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,642
For instance, at 12:06 p.m.,
370
00:14:18,644 --> 00:14:20,211
the Olympian stopped a mugging.
371
00:14:20,213 --> 00:14:23,147
Now, at 12:05, Alex went to the bathroom
372
00:14:23,149 --> 00:14:24,782
for exactly two minutes,
373
00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:26,450
which is too long for a number one,
374
00:14:26,452 --> 00:14:28,486
yet too short for a number two,
375
00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:29,793
which means...
376
00:14:29,818 --> 00:14:30,964
You're a crazy person.
377
00:14:30,989 --> 00:14:32,623
Oh, am I?
378
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,466
Well, I thought you might be skeptical,
379
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:35,645
which is why I'm putting
380
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,806
Operation Fake Lady
Getting Mugged into effect.
381
00:14:38,831 --> 00:14:40,333
What the hell is Operation
Fake Lady Getting...
382
00:14:40,358 --> 00:14:41,763
Oh, my God!
383
00:14:41,788 --> 00:14:44,534
There's a real lady
getting mugged down there!
384
00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:45,941
Okay.
385
00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:49,140
386
00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:51,179
[whispers] Okay, now put
a camera into the bathroom,
387
00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:52,720
so we can watch Alex change. Let's go.
388
00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:54,145
- Ron...
- Let him finish.
389
00:14:54,147 --> 00:14:55,546
No-no-no-no, this is
getting out of hand.
390
00:14:55,571 --> 00:14:56,945
He is not a superhero, okay?
391
00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:59,343
And I don't want you to look more
foolish than you already have.
392
00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:01,339
- What?
- Where'd Alex go?
393
00:15:01,364 --> 00:15:03,521
394
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:05,708
- It doesn't mean...
- [whooshes]
395
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:09,326
396
00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:11,362
I'm sold. Just to be sure,
397
00:15:11,364 --> 00:15:13,030
I think we should probably take a look
398
00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:15,356
at that footage of Alex changing.
399
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:16,841
[whispers] You're right.
400
00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:20,434
[upbeat R&B music]
401
00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:21,872
[elevator bell dings]
402
00:15:21,874 --> 00:15:24,875
403
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,848
Oh, hey, look. Okay.
404
00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:30,525
Welcome to our annual
Sinking Day celebration!
405
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,516
- What do you think?
- This is nothing like
406
00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:34,697
any Sinking Day party I've ever been to.
407
00:15:34,722 --> 00:15:37,788
- Oh, well, uh...
- It's way better!
408
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:39,775
Look at that sculpture of King Orin!
409
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,056
He's even half circumcised,
which is our way.
410
00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:45,396
Uh, so glad you like it.
411
00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:47,314
Wait until we bring out the tuna!
412
00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:50,317
Ah! Yes! The noble tuna,
413
00:15:50,319 --> 00:15:53,227
our most valuable ally,
and trusted friend.
414
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,618
Oh...
415
00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:56,712
Go, go, go!
416
00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:59,923
Ah, you have touched our hearts.
417
00:16:00,596 --> 00:16:03,697
I guess the only question
now is, where's Aquaman?
418
00:16:03,699 --> 00:16:05,399
Ahh! [laughs] Yes.
419
00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:08,502
Well, you know, Aquaman is like...
420
00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:10,350
Aha, friends!
421
00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:11,562
[smooches]
422
00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:12,614
Welcome.
423
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,368
A little fly in the ointment.
424
00:16:14,393 --> 00:16:16,777
- A-to-the-Q can't make it.
- [sighs] Oh.
425
00:16:16,779 --> 00:16:20,064
But he sends this
Cognac Grande Champagne
426
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,584
du LaCoursiere.
427
00:16:21,609 --> 00:16:25,655
Lars, I believe you are a connoisseur.
428
00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:28,839
There are only four bottles
of this in the world.
429
00:16:28,841 --> 00:16:29,980
[laughs]
430
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:31,441
And Albert,
431
00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:33,833
I understand you're
somewhat of a film buff.
432
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:37,760
For you, the complete
works of Brendan Fraser.
433
00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,084
The master. [gasps]
434
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,518
Brendan Fraser?
435
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,454
He's revered in
Atlantis for some reason.
436
00:16:43,456 --> 00:16:46,257
- Huh.
- And for Anthony,
437
00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:48,225
perfume for your wife,
438
00:16:48,227 --> 00:16:52,546
and a second bottle of the
same perfume for whoever.
439
00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,365
- Oh.
- [all laugh]
440
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,100
Oh, yeah! [laughs]
441
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,765
I have to be honest with you,
when we left that meeting,
442
00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:00,254
we were gonna go with a local company.
443
00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:02,380
Really? Can you believe that, Emily?
444
00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:03,993
I'm just as surprised as you, Van.
445
00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:05,399
Ah! You know what, gentlemen,
446
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,452
why don't we crack open
that bottle of LaCoursiere
447
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,388
and hammer out these details?
448
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,689
Sarah, conference room.
449
00:17:10,691 --> 00:17:12,554
- [laughing]
- [chatters indistinctly]
450
00:17:12,556 --> 00:17:14,503
[laughing continues]
451
00:17:14,528 --> 00:17:15,905
Third rule of business,
452
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,740
find out personal information
about your clients,
453
00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:19,256
and exploit it for your own gain.
454
00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:21,744
I guess there are some things
I can still learn from you.
455
00:17:21,769 --> 00:17:24,736
Well, what do you say we
go sign the biggest client
456
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:27,005
this division has ever had?
457
00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:28,274
[chuckles cheerfully]
458
00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:29,961
You're not signing anyone.
459
00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:31,777
I heard that Atlantis is interested,
460
00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:34,246
and this is far too
important for you to screw up.
461
00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:36,214
- But, Dad...
- I'll handle it.
462
00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:39,172
[quirky upbeat music]
463
00:17:39,197 --> 00:17:40,289
[whimpers]
464
00:17:40,314 --> 00:17:43,265
465
00:17:46,744 --> 00:17:48,236
[strums guitar]
466
00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:49,801
Why did Daddy pull off
467
00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:51,726
My butterfly wings?
468
00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:53,712
I used to be a caterpillar
469
00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:56,061
Now all I do is scream
470
00:17:56,062 --> 00:17:58,343
Daddy issues need some tissues
471
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,405
[plays harmonica]
472
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,570
Van?
473
00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:02,777
Don't come any closer.
474
00:18:02,802 --> 00:18:04,694
I'm naked from the waist down.
475
00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:07,471
- [whispers] It calms me.
- Well, I just thought
476
00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:09,743
there was something you needed to hear.
477
00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:12,944
You put in the work,
and did something great.
478
00:18:12,946 --> 00:18:15,766
And do you know who would've
respected the hell out of that?
479
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,124
My dad.
480
00:18:17,149 --> 00:18:18,548
You never speak of your mother.
481
00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:21,327
Did you drive her to
suicide with these stories?
482
00:18:21,521 --> 00:18:23,421
Look, if you want your
own father's respect,
483
00:18:23,423 --> 00:18:26,405
go in there and be "da boss."
484
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,764
I am "da boss."
485
00:18:29,199 --> 00:18:30,295
Go!
486
00:18:31,331 --> 00:18:33,655
- Dear, God.
- Oh, yeah, whoops, just...
487
00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:37,068
So I opened up the phone book,
and I started at the beginning,
488
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,836
and guess who I landed first.
489
00:18:38,838 --> 00:18:41,172
Father, Mom's on the phone.
490
00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:42,401
She's crying hysterically.
491
00:18:42,426 --> 00:18:45,026
She's outside the condo
of a woman named Sasha?
492
00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:49,956
I'll be right back.
493
00:18:51,184 --> 00:18:53,217
Would you stop playing
games? Now listen to me...
494
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,589
No, you listen to me.
495
00:18:54,614 --> 00:18:57,265
I am the one who put this
party together sort of,
496
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,433
and I'm the one who lied
497
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,269
and said that Aquaman was gonna be here,
498
00:19:00,294 --> 00:19:02,962
and I was the one who bought
a middling bottle of Cognac,
499
00:19:02,996 --> 00:19:05,196
and had his secretary
soak the label in tea,
500
00:19:05,198 --> 00:19:08,332
so get out of my way, you
therapy-inducing windbag!
501
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,067
This is my account to close!
502
00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:12,637
- Are you finished?
- Yeah, yeah.
503
00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:13,838
Because I was about to tell you
504
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,306
the Atlantians only wanna deal with you
505
00:19:15,308 --> 00:19:17,642
and that Filipino woman.
506
00:19:17,644 --> 00:19:19,510
- Is that what she is?
- I was also gonna say
507
00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,766
that maybe for the
first time in your life,
508
00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:24,398
I'm proud of you.
509
00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:27,652
- You can say it now.
- Nah, moment's passed.
510
00:19:27,654 --> 00:19:29,748
Now get in there and close
the deal, you piece of [bleep].
511
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:30,811
Ah, Dad.
512
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,356
[whimpers]
513
00:19:32,358 --> 00:19:33,959
Don't touch.
514
00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:36,475
[sighs]
515
00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:38,763
Wait, so you really want
me to walk you through
516
00:19:38,765 --> 00:19:40,197
how we process expense reports?
517
00:19:40,199 --> 00:19:42,538
Yes, very slowly.
518
00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:45,835
Okay, well, let's get
our spreadsheet on!
519
00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:49,507
Yucky. The only thing
this footage proves
520
00:19:49,509 --> 00:19:51,375
is that Gary from Marketing
doesn't wash his hands.
521
00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:52,525
Mm.
522
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,550
[upbeat pop music]
523
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:55,619
[all groan]
524
00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:57,191
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
525
00:19:57,193 --> 00:19:59,705
Well, I mean, Alex must've
changed in the supply closet.
526
00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:01,947
What I need to do is set
up a series of cameras...
527
00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:03,855
For the last time, he's not a superhero.
528
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,289
He is.
529
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,259
You must believe in something
bigger than yourself,
530
00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:10,728
or there is only hopelessness.
531
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,296
Where the hell did you get that?
532
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,065
That was my line in the
sixth grade production
533
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,734
of "Anne Frank," but
I feel like it applies.
534
00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,134
Hm.
535
00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:19,876
And that's why I moved
the remainder over.
536
00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:21,939
That's fascinating. I'm
gonna get us some drinks.
537
00:20:21,941 --> 00:20:23,240
Don't go anywhere.
538
00:20:23,242 --> 00:20:25,409
- Hold my drink.
- Okay.
539
00:20:25,411 --> 00:20:27,310
[quirky upbeat music]
540
00:20:27,335 --> 00:20:29,447
541
00:20:29,449 --> 00:20:30,648
[grunts]
542
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:32,550
[partygoers exclaim]
543
00:20:32,552 --> 00:20:34,841
Not a superhero.
544
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:35,920
Okay.
545
00:20:35,922 --> 00:20:38,556
Attention, everyone,
we have an announcement.
546
00:20:38,558 --> 00:20:41,392
Wayne Security has a new client.
547
00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:43,494
The Lost City of Atlantis!
548
00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:46,130
[cheers and applause]
549
00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:49,266
All right, now let's get our sink on!
550
00:20:49,268 --> 00:20:50,582
[cheering]
551
00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:52,002
Bring out the tuna!
552
00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:53,838
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
553
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,006
Your daddy doesn't love you
554
00:20:56,008 --> 00:20:59,777
You can ski in and
out of your chalet
555
00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:02,015
But not into his heart
556
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,247
Ooh, yeah.
557
00:21:03,249 --> 00:21:07,733
No, not into his heart
558
00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,464
559
00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:11,822
Your daddy doesn't love you
560
00:21:11,824 --> 00:21:14,058
With his flower shop
561
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,815
That you will not stop
562
00:21:16,913 --> 00:21:19,362
Talking 'bout Pop's shop
563
00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:23,546
[growly voice]
Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
564
00:21:23,603 --> 00:21:26,637
Shut up about the gosh darn shop
565
00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:28,172
Ha! That's funny.
566
00:21:28,197 --> 00:21:32,086
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