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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,508 --> 00:00:04,467 This just in, Atlantis, home of Aquaman 2 00:00:04,492 --> 00:00:06,225 and character actor William H. Macy., 3 00:00:06,227 --> 00:00:09,159 has been attacked only a week before Sinking Day, 4 00:00:09,184 --> 00:00:10,583 the national holiday commemorating 5 00:00:10,585 --> 00:00:12,252 the sinking of their ancient city. 6 00:00:12,277 --> 00:00:13,689 Ron, I didn't know that you and William H. Macy 7 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,155 - are from the same place. - Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:15,157 --> 00:00:17,806 - What are you talking about? - Oh, I'm from Atlantis. 9 00:00:17,831 --> 00:00:19,509 I thought you said you were from Atlanta. 10 00:00:19,511 --> 00:00:20,810 No, that's Donald Glover. 11 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,512 And it might be racist that you heard that. 12 00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:25,066 Classic white person making white person assumptions. 13 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:26,285 I'm half Filipino. 14 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:28,151 I thought you said you were half Philadelphia? 15 00:00:28,176 --> 00:00:30,035 - What the hell is half Philadelphia? - I don't know. 16 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:31,519 All right, let's just agree that we're all racist. 17 00:00:31,543 --> 00:00:32,656 Oh, we're not racist. 18 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,124 We just don't listen to each other. 19 00:00:34,126 --> 00:00:36,586 Filipinos are notoriously bad listeners. 20 00:00:36,611 --> 00:00:39,649 - What did you just say? - [whispers] Case in point. 21 00:00:39,823 --> 00:00:42,791 [heroic music] 22 00:00:42,816 --> 00:00:46,500 23 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:10,152 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 24 00:01:12,854 --> 00:01:15,573 Emily, I just got the latest sales report. 25 00:01:15,598 --> 00:01:18,355 Tell me if you think that is acceptable. 26 00:01:18,605 --> 00:01:23,170 It says sales have gone up 35% since January. 27 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:25,472 Okay, cool, that's what I hoped it said. 28 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:26,940 I'm not a big chart guy. 29 00:01:26,942 --> 00:01:30,611 So I think that kind of effort deserves a reward. 30 00:01:30,613 --> 00:01:31,892 Well, thank you, Van. 31 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,547 Which is why I'm telling my father 32 00:01:33,549 --> 00:01:35,916 it is time I was promoted to the Gotham office. 33 00:01:35,918 --> 00:01:38,723 Wait, what? Why would you get the promotion? 34 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:40,621 January is the month that I started. 35 00:01:40,623 --> 00:01:41,920 Meaning what? 36 00:01:41,945 --> 00:01:44,024 That's when sales started going up. 37 00:01:44,026 --> 00:01:45,340 Meaning what? 38 00:01:45,365 --> 00:01:47,628 I think we can point to one main reason. 39 00:01:47,738 --> 00:01:50,018 Right! This guy. 40 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,745 [laughs] Emily, you're great at your job, 41 00:01:52,770 --> 00:01:56,305 but you need to remember that I am "da boss," 42 00:01:56,307 --> 00:01:59,041 which means that it is your job to execute my vision. 43 00:01:59,043 --> 00:02:01,544 And my vision is for sales to go up, 44 00:02:01,546 --> 00:02:02,859 and they did. 45 00:02:02,884 --> 00:02:04,897 So you're going to sit with your dad, 46 00:02:04,899 --> 00:02:07,700 and honestly say you deserve a promotion? 47 00:02:07,725 --> 00:02:10,319 Van Senior is on the board of Wayne Industries, 48 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:12,688 a scratch golfer, 49 00:02:12,931 --> 00:02:14,273 a devoted husband, 50 00:02:14,298 --> 00:02:17,349 and a dedicated lover to several mistresses. 51 00:02:17,351 --> 00:02:19,885 He doesn't have time to sit with me. 52 00:02:19,887 --> 00:02:22,221 I was hoping to fly to Gotham and talk to him 53 00:02:22,223 --> 00:02:24,723 while we walked to where his Testarossa was parked. 54 00:02:24,725 --> 00:02:26,558 [upbeat music] 55 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,778 [laughs] 56 00:02:27,803 --> 00:02:29,152 - And I could. - The whole time? 57 00:02:29,177 --> 00:02:30,593 - Hey, Ron! - Hey, Alex! 58 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,411 - Hey, boss. - Hey. 59 00:02:32,448 --> 00:02:33,948 Why does Alex keep calling me boss? 60 00:02:33,973 --> 00:02:36,037 - That's so annoying. - Man, what do you mean? 61 00:02:36,069 --> 00:02:37,450 It's just a term of endearment. 62 00:02:37,475 --> 00:02:39,258 No, it's a condescending thing to say to someone 63 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,793 that you don't respect. 64 00:02:40,795 --> 00:02:42,061 All: Hey, boss. 65 00:02:42,086 --> 00:02:43,280 Pow! 66 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,350 There's something off about Alex. 67 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:47,827 Yeah, Alex gets me off too. 68 00:02:48,217 --> 00:02:49,868 Wait, what did you say? 69 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,137 Breaking news flash. A school bus full of children 70 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,405 has just gone through the railing 71 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:54,940 of the Charm City Bridge, 72 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,376 and is teetering 400 feet above the bay. 73 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,044 Our own Marv Wolfman is on the scene. 74 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:01,680 Sorry, boss, there's something I need to attend to. 75 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,417 Looks like new guy has diarrhea. 76 00:03:04,442 --> 00:03:06,596 Not so attractive now, huh, Jackie? 77 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,864 Nah, I'm still in. 78 00:03:09,528 --> 00:03:11,901 What's this? Coming out of the sky, 79 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:15,198 a man in a golden helmet is lifting the bus to safety. 80 00:03:15,223 --> 00:03:17,122 [epic music] 81 00:03:17,147 --> 00:03:19,832 82 00:03:19,857 --> 00:03:22,067 _ 83 00:03:23,701 --> 00:03:26,411 [kids cheering] 84 00:03:29,115 --> 00:03:32,227 Hey, now, we all just saw Alex run out of here, and then... 85 00:03:32,701 --> 00:03:34,731 - you don't think... - About him naked? 86 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,108 Yes, I do. 87 00:03:36,451 --> 00:03:39,592 [liquid bubbling] 88 00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:42,167 Okay, Ace Chemicals is gonna be here in a sec. 89 00:03:42,169 --> 00:03:43,897 Let's run this one more time. 90 00:03:43,922 --> 00:03:46,271 What is the greatest generator of supervillains 91 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:47,852 aside from bad parenting? 92 00:03:47,908 --> 00:03:50,187 - Being bitten by things. - Laboratory mishaps. 93 00:03:50,212 --> 00:03:51,478 Losing the popular vote, 94 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,379 but somehow winning the election. 95 00:03:53,381 --> 00:03:54,981 - [laughter] - Hey, guys, come on. 96 00:03:54,983 --> 00:03:56,666 Ron, your line is, 97 00:03:56,668 --> 00:03:59,269 "It's people falling into vats of chemicals." 98 00:03:59,271 --> 00:04:01,054 Do not give me a line reading, Emily. 99 00:04:01,056 --> 00:04:02,439 It is insulting. 100 00:04:02,441 --> 00:04:04,274 Ace Chemicals is our biggest client. 101 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:05,909 I wanna make sure it is perfect. 102 00:04:05,911 --> 00:04:08,545 [both laughing] 103 00:04:08,547 --> 00:04:11,792 But then my dad got them to drop the charges! 104 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:14,234 But we're still banned from Lake Havasu, 105 00:04:14,236 --> 00:04:16,167 - you piece of [bleep]. - [both laugh] 106 00:04:16,192 --> 00:04:18,188 Emily, let me introduce you 107 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,823 to this piece of [bleep] right here. 108 00:04:19,825 --> 00:04:22,036 - This is Royce Kane. - Nice to meet you. 109 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:24,889 Ready for the presentation, you pieces of [bleep]? 110 00:04:26,484 --> 00:04:27,796 Oh, my God. 111 00:04:27,821 --> 00:04:29,460 I am so sorry. I-I just... 112 00:04:29,485 --> 00:04:31,502 [both laugh] 113 00:04:31,527 --> 00:04:33,137 - [chatters indistinctly] - Look at you! 114 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,539 Just busting your chops! [laughs] 115 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,642 All right, let's talk vats. 116 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:40,910 Okay, so last year, flaws in our safety grate 117 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:43,970 resulted in roughly one clown villain every three months. 118 00:04:43,972 --> 00:04:46,272 So we changed the material on the grate 119 00:04:46,274 --> 00:04:49,075 - to an acid-proof alloy. - I'm a little confused. 120 00:04:49,077 --> 00:04:50,676 We're not interested in mechanical grates. 121 00:04:50,678 --> 00:04:53,012 We wanna upgrade to a force field system. 122 00:04:53,014 --> 00:04:55,281 And I explained all this in my email. 123 00:04:55,283 --> 00:04:59,154 Oh... now, well, it sounds like somebody dropped the ball. 124 00:04:59,179 --> 00:05:00,958 Who did you send the email to? 125 00:05:00,983 --> 00:05:02,608 - You. - Huh? 126 00:05:03,168 --> 00:05:06,270 Oh, it probably got caught in my spam filter. 127 00:05:06,295 --> 00:05:07,973 You responded, "Sounds good," 128 00:05:07,998 --> 00:05:10,115 with a gif of two dogs humping. 129 00:05:11,193 --> 00:05:12,262 That does sound like me. 130 00:05:12,287 --> 00:05:13,487 You know, this isn't the first time 131 00:05:13,489 --> 00:05:14,865 that you've dropped the ball. 132 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:17,910 Normally, I'd let it go because our families are close, 133 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:19,952 but I've got a company to run. 134 00:05:19,977 --> 00:05:22,651 I'm sorry, but we're going to LexCorp. 135 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:24,269 [groans] 136 00:05:26,001 --> 00:05:28,634 That's it? I don't even get to say my line? 137 00:05:28,659 --> 00:05:30,143 I mean, this is my sixth grade production 138 00:05:30,168 --> 00:05:32,409 of "Anne Frank" all over again! 139 00:05:32,434 --> 00:05:34,971 [quirky upbeat music] 140 00:05:34,996 --> 00:05:38,277 141 00:05:39,377 --> 00:05:43,013 You might have heard that we suffered a little setback. 142 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,182 Little? Jackie, how big was that account? 143 00:05:45,207 --> 00:05:47,173 $75 million annually. 144 00:05:47,776 --> 00:05:49,650 $75 million! [wheezing breath] 145 00:05:51,714 --> 00:05:53,847 [strained whisper] I'm, uh, struggling. 146 00:05:53,849 --> 00:05:55,047 Thank you. 147 00:05:56,729 --> 00:05:58,977 - [normal voice] One of many accounts. - [phone ringing] 148 00:05:59,753 --> 00:06:00,851 Wayne Security. 149 00:06:00,876 --> 00:06:02,476 Look, it's great that you can mess up 150 00:06:02,478 --> 00:06:04,178 and there's never any consequences, 151 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,980 but the rest of us don't have your dad to take care of us. 152 00:06:06,982 --> 00:06:09,183 How dare you. I am a grown man. 153 00:06:09,185 --> 00:06:11,719 I'm not taken care of by my "daddy." 154 00:06:11,721 --> 00:06:14,755 Van, your father's helicopter just landed on the roof. 155 00:06:14,757 --> 00:06:16,356 [croaky] Daddy? 156 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:18,146 Here in Charm City? 157 00:06:18,171 --> 00:06:19,660 Did he land angrily? 158 00:06:19,662 --> 00:06:20,894 [elevator bell dings] 159 00:06:20,896 --> 00:06:24,216 [tense music] 160 00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:28,098 161 00:06:28,123 --> 00:06:30,590 Oh, it's an honor to work with me? 162 00:06:30,592 --> 00:06:33,393 Well, thank you, Bill and Melinda Gates. 163 00:06:33,395 --> 00:06:35,829 Uh, hey, Dad. Bye. 164 00:06:35,831 --> 00:06:37,653 I just got off the phone with the Kanes. 165 00:06:37,678 --> 00:06:39,878 When I started here, this division was nothing, 166 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,069 so what did I do? 167 00:06:41,094 --> 00:06:42,185 I opened up the phone-book. 168 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:43,733 I started at the beginning. 169 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:46,659 Guess which client I landed first. 170 00:06:46,871 --> 00:06:48,388 AARP. 171 00:06:48,861 --> 00:06:50,106 AAA? 172 00:06:50,473 --> 00:06:52,108 - Aaron Brothers? - It's Ace Chemicals. 173 00:06:52,110 --> 00:06:54,243 How can you not get that from the context? 174 00:06:54,245 --> 00:06:57,075 - Oh. - I created that relationship. 175 00:06:57,348 --> 00:06:59,982 I nurtured it for 30 years, 176 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,017 and you just pissed it away. 177 00:07:02,019 --> 00:07:04,620 You don't even like the Kanes. You said yourself, 178 00:07:04,622 --> 00:07:06,922 they have no understanding of marina etiquette. 179 00:07:06,924 --> 00:07:09,091 They christened their yacht with Korbel. 180 00:07:09,093 --> 00:07:12,595 You are a turd in my toilet, and you can't even swim. 181 00:07:12,597 --> 00:07:14,123 I can float. 182 00:07:14,148 --> 00:07:17,115 I have overlooked a lot of your transgressions, kid, 183 00:07:17,295 --> 00:07:19,702 but it's now time you face some consequences. 184 00:07:19,704 --> 00:07:22,257 What are you gonna do? Take away the boat? 185 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:25,107 The ski-in, ski-out chalet? 186 00:07:25,109 --> 00:07:26,475 [whispers] Not the trust fund. 187 00:07:26,477 --> 00:07:28,177 Oh, no. 188 00:07:28,312 --> 00:07:30,905 Something much more important than that. 189 00:07:31,437 --> 00:07:34,963 The last remaining shred of respect that I had for you. 190 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:37,366 What? 191 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:40,426 192 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:47,579 You wanted to see me? 193 00:07:47,604 --> 00:07:49,867 In a way, I envy you, Emily. 194 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,936 Your father is a poor, so it doesn't matter 195 00:07:51,961 --> 00:07:53,547 if you have his respect. 196 00:07:53,572 --> 00:07:54,717 Okay, you know what? 197 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,630 You could learn a lot from my dad. 198 00:07:56,632 --> 00:07:57,687 He had a flower shop, 199 00:07:57,712 --> 00:07:59,576 and through thick and thin, he kept it open. 200 00:07:59,601 --> 00:08:01,975 He always said, "Put in the work and the rest will come." 201 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,406 My dad always said, "Buy your mistress the same perfume as your wife." 202 00:08:05,431 --> 00:08:07,861 - Why am I here? - You are going to help me 203 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,311 regain my father's respect. 204 00:08:09,336 --> 00:08:12,237 And do you know how we are going to do that? 205 00:08:12,239 --> 00:08:13,672 No. How? 206 00:08:13,674 --> 00:08:16,274 God damn it! 207 00:08:16,276 --> 00:08:18,226 Jackie, send Teddy in! 208 00:08:18,251 --> 00:08:20,769 - Hey, hold on, hold on. - Hold on! Hold on! 209 00:08:20,794 --> 00:08:22,693 Why would you care what I think? 210 00:08:22,695 --> 00:08:25,546 I mean, I only execute your vision, right? 211 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:28,383 I have no vision of my own. 212 00:08:28,385 --> 00:08:29,611 [laughs] 213 00:08:29,636 --> 00:08:32,604 I see what is happening here. 214 00:08:32,605 --> 00:08:33,954 Hmm. 215 00:08:34,636 --> 00:08:35,797 What do you want? 216 00:08:35,821 --> 00:08:39,222 I wanna be promoted to SVP of Research and Development, 217 00:08:39,224 --> 00:08:41,625 and I want that mug. 218 00:08:41,627 --> 00:08:44,494 But how will I know I'm "da boss" if I don't have "da mug"? 219 00:08:44,496 --> 00:08:47,197 Look, you lost a big client. 220 00:08:47,199 --> 00:08:49,449 The only way to get your dad's respect 221 00:08:49,451 --> 00:08:51,451 is if you go get another one. 222 00:08:51,453 --> 00:08:53,750 And by you, you mean... 223 00:08:53,775 --> 00:08:55,475 - Us. - It's the royal you? 224 00:08:55,477 --> 00:08:57,944 - Start making calls. - Oh, yeah, I'm on it. 225 00:08:57,946 --> 00:09:00,447 You know, we Waynes didn't get to where we are 226 00:09:00,449 --> 00:09:02,515 by being afraid of hard work. 227 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:05,923 We did it by leveraging a coal monopoly in the 1870s. 228 00:09:05,948 --> 00:09:08,421 [quirky tense music] 229 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,123 230 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,925 Same chin. Same body type. 231 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,923 I'm telling you guys, Alex is the Olympian. 232 00:09:14,948 --> 00:09:16,614 I guess the only way to know for certain 233 00:09:16,616 --> 00:09:18,416 is for one of us to sleep with him. 234 00:09:18,418 --> 00:09:19,907 Fine, I'll do it. 235 00:09:19,932 --> 00:09:21,313 If you have the power of flight, 236 00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:23,137 you don't also decide to get an accounting degree. 237 00:09:23,139 --> 00:09:24,481 You just fly around. 238 00:09:24,506 --> 00:09:26,341 Duh. Alter ego? 239 00:09:26,343 --> 00:09:28,643 Just like my theory that Bruce Wayne is really The Flash, 240 00:09:28,645 --> 00:09:30,111 and that Stephen Baldwin 241 00:09:30,113 --> 00:09:32,580 is just a character played by Alec Baldwin. 242 00:09:32,582 --> 00:09:35,450 Okay, I'm not buying it, but I'm very intrigued by the Baldwin thing. 243 00:09:35,452 --> 00:09:37,418 All right, look, if Alex is a superhero, 244 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,326 then he should be able to catch... 245 00:09:39,351 --> 00:09:40,474 - ... this. - Hey! 246 00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:41,598 - Oops. - [mug shatters] 247 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,037 Whoa, look out, boss. 248 00:09:43,062 --> 00:09:44,638 Well, I mean, of course he's not going to catch it. 249 00:09:44,663 --> 00:09:45,748 It would give him away. 250 00:09:45,773 --> 00:09:47,927 My kid made that mug, you idiot. 251 00:09:49,491 --> 00:09:50,514 [strums guitar] 252 00:09:50,539 --> 00:09:52,317 Daddy doesn't love me 253 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,786 I can ski in and out of the chalet 254 00:09:55,811 --> 00:09:58,206 But not into his heart 255 00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,052 Ooh, that's good. 256 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,578 - Not into his heart - What are you doing? 257 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,146 You're supposed to be making calls. 258 00:10:04,148 --> 00:10:06,715 I tried. It was hard, so I took a break to jam. 259 00:10:06,717 --> 00:10:08,517 I found a sweet riff, and then you came in 260 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:09,727 and messed up my flow. 261 00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:11,153 I've been on the phone all day. 262 00:10:11,155 --> 00:10:13,359 Now, remember how Atlantis got attacked? 263 00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:14,384 I called them. 264 00:10:14,409 --> 00:10:15,642 I didn't know when to call though, 265 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:18,101 because what time zone is Atlantis in? 266 00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:20,092 I mean, do they have daylight savings time? 267 00:10:20,117 --> 00:10:22,050 Do they even have daylight? 268 00:10:22,052 --> 00:10:24,019 Does Atlantis have daylight? 269 00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:26,321 Or is it always night? 270 00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:28,267 Are some monkeys real? 271 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,792 Do... What? 272 00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:31,493 They wanna hear our pitch. 273 00:10:31,495 --> 00:10:33,729 We have a chance to supply security products 274 00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:35,391 to all of Atlantis. 275 00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:37,883 This is huge! Way bigger than Ace Chemicals. 276 00:10:37,885 --> 00:10:39,584 Yes! We did it! 277 00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:41,787 God bless those weird little fish people. 278 00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:43,516 That is actually very insensitive. 279 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:45,103 You know, Ron is from Atlantis. 280 00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:46,868 I thought he said he was from Atlanta. 281 00:10:46,893 --> 00:10:49,807 [soft dramatic music] 282 00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:53,134 283 00:10:54,081 --> 00:10:56,096 - So those are the guys from Atlantis? - Mm-hmm. 284 00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:58,174 And you're from the same place as them? 285 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,428 [chuckles] Crazy, right? 286 00:10:59,453 --> 00:11:02,265 'Cause they're so dour, and I'm so cheerful. 287 00:11:02,823 --> 00:11:05,124 - Yeah, it's a demeanor thing. - Yeah, totally. 288 00:11:05,126 --> 00:11:07,670 All right, we hooked 'em, so let's go reel 'em in. 289 00:11:07,695 --> 00:11:08,961 Ooh. 290 00:11:08,963 --> 00:11:11,864 Emily, underwater people do not like language 291 00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:13,748 like "hooked" or "reel 'em in." 292 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,931 - Good catch. - That's another one. 293 00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:17,522 Okay. 294 00:11:17,547 --> 00:11:19,194 Land people. 295 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:22,857 So those are just a couple of the products 296 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,583 we think could really help make Atlantis safe, 297 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,786 so you don't always have to rely on Aquaman to protect you. 298 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,354 You've given us a lot to think about. 299 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,681 We'll give you an answer in a couple of weeks. 300 00:11:32,706 --> 00:11:35,690 We need to head home for Sinking Day. 301 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:41,017 Well, it has been an absolute pleasure meeting you. 302 00:11:41,049 --> 00:11:42,486 If you have any questions at all, 303 00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:43,861 you can email me directly. 304 00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:45,877 I love Sinking Day. 305 00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:48,232 I celebrate it every year. I got to get my sink on. 306 00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:49,821 You celebrate Sinking Day? 307 00:11:49,846 --> 00:11:51,891 Yes! I throw a huge party. 308 00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:53,397 I'm famous for it. 309 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,075 Aquaman drops by... 310 00:11:55,077 --> 00:11:57,645 - Anyways, here are some mater... - You know Aquaman? 311 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,287 We are very close personal friends. 312 00:11:59,289 --> 00:12:01,139 He always brings the seaweed salad. 313 00:12:01,164 --> 00:12:03,565 I love to chill with A-to-the-Q. 314 00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,327 - Now as I was saying... - Uh, we would love to chill 315 00:12:05,352 --> 00:12:07,202 with A-to-the-Q. [laughs] 316 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,623 Could, uh, we celebrate with you tomorrow? 317 00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:13,467 - Yes! - And meet Aquaman? 318 00:12:13,469 --> 00:12:15,575 Mm, yeah. [stammers] Yeah. 319 00:12:15,577 --> 00:12:18,967 [excited laughter] 320 00:12:19,398 --> 00:12:20,975 Laughing's fun. 321 00:12:25,116 --> 00:12:26,702 [laughs] 322 00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,476 And that's why they call me the closer. 323 00:12:28,501 --> 00:12:30,801 Move over, Kyra Sedgwick. 324 00:12:30,803 --> 00:12:33,371 Jackie! Send me a gift basket. 325 00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:35,673 You're sending yourself a gift basket? 326 00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:37,842 Yes, it's called self-care, Emily. 327 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,643 Van, follow my logic. 328 00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:41,696 - You don't know Aquaman. - Mm. 329 00:12:41,698 --> 00:12:43,948 When the Atlantians show up, and Aquaman's not there, 330 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:45,357 we're going to lose the deal. 331 00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:47,980 We were already going to lose the deal, Emily. 332 00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:49,453 That's the first rule of business. 333 00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:51,655 Never let them leave without a yes. 334 00:12:51,657 --> 00:12:53,891 Well, I'm pretty sure the second rule of business 335 00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:55,893 is don't make promises you can't deliver. 336 00:12:55,895 --> 00:12:57,161 If that was a rule, 337 00:12:57,186 --> 00:12:59,040 there would be no such thing as business. 338 00:12:59,065 --> 00:13:01,399 Emily! We'll figure it out later, 339 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,645 after we wow them with this party. 340 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,347 How am I supposed to wow them with a party tomorrow 341 00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:08,372 when we don't even know what Sinking Day is? 342 00:13:08,374 --> 00:13:10,041 I provided the vision, 343 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,220 which is for you to make it happen. 344 00:13:12,245 --> 00:13:13,411 You asked me to help, 345 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:14,845 and then you made me do all the work 346 00:13:14,847 --> 00:13:16,289 while you wrote a song. 347 00:13:16,314 --> 00:13:18,149 You know, I worked every summer for my dad. 348 00:13:18,151 --> 00:13:20,651 Oh, God, tales from the flower shop. 349 00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:21,886 Yeah, that's right. 350 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,754 That's where I learned hard work. 351 00:13:23,756 --> 00:13:25,459 And I was hoping I would end up working 352 00:13:25,484 --> 00:13:27,024 for someone like my father... 353 00:13:27,026 --> 00:13:29,943 someone inspiring, a mentor... 354 00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:32,033 yet I ended up with you. 355 00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:34,239 I'm starting to get where your dad's coming from. 356 00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:37,712 Oh... and I'm starting to get where your dad is coming from! 357 00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:39,221 Which is a flower shop, 358 00:13:39,246 --> 00:13:41,635 because you won't shut the hell up about it! 359 00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:47,069 That's right. Congratulations on a good job 360 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,626 both to and from Van. 361 00:13:50,283 --> 00:13:51,610 I know. 362 00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:56,219 [whispers] Psst. Psst! 363 00:13:57,991 --> 00:13:59,341 [shouts] P-sst! 364 00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:02,435 - Come here! - [whispers] Oh, my God. 365 00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:06,567 [quirky light music] 366 00:14:06,766 --> 00:14:10,267 Guys, I've been tracking Alex's bathroom habits very closely. 367 00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:12,770 That feels like an HR issue, but continue. 368 00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:15,873 I believe that's where Alex changes into his Olympian costume. 369 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,642 For instance, at 12:06 p.m., 370 00:14:18,644 --> 00:14:20,211 the Olympian stopped a mugging. 371 00:14:20,213 --> 00:14:23,147 Now, at 12:05, Alex went to the bathroom 372 00:14:23,149 --> 00:14:24,782 for exactly two minutes, 373 00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:26,450 which is too long for a number one, 374 00:14:26,452 --> 00:14:28,486 yet too short for a number two, 375 00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:29,793 which means... 376 00:14:29,818 --> 00:14:30,964 You're a crazy person. 377 00:14:30,989 --> 00:14:32,623 Oh, am I? 378 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,466 Well, I thought you might be skeptical, 379 00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:35,645 which is why I'm putting 380 00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,806 Operation Fake Lady Getting Mugged into effect. 381 00:14:38,831 --> 00:14:40,333 What the hell is Operation Fake Lady Getting... 382 00:14:40,358 --> 00:14:41,763 Oh, my God! 383 00:14:41,788 --> 00:14:44,534 There's a real lady getting mugged down there! 384 00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:45,941 Okay. 385 00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:49,140 386 00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:51,179 [whispers] Okay, now put a camera into the bathroom, 387 00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:52,720 so we can watch Alex change. Let's go. 388 00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:54,145 - Ron... - Let him finish. 389 00:14:54,147 --> 00:14:55,546 No-no-no-no, this is getting out of hand. 390 00:14:55,571 --> 00:14:56,945 He is not a superhero, okay? 391 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:59,343 And I don't want you to look more foolish than you already have. 392 00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:01,339 - What? - Where'd Alex go? 393 00:15:01,364 --> 00:15:03,521 394 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:05,708 - It doesn't mean... - [whooshes] 395 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:09,326 396 00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:11,362 I'm sold. Just to be sure, 397 00:15:11,364 --> 00:15:13,030 I think we should probably take a look 398 00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:15,356 at that footage of Alex changing. 399 00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:16,841 [whispers] You're right. 400 00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:20,434 [upbeat R&B music] 401 00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:21,872 [elevator bell dings] 402 00:15:21,874 --> 00:15:24,875 403 00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,848 Oh, hey, look. Okay. 404 00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:30,525 Welcome to our annual Sinking Day celebration! 405 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,516 - What do you think? - This is nothing like 406 00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:34,697 any Sinking Day party I've ever been to. 407 00:15:34,722 --> 00:15:37,788 - Oh, well, uh... - It's way better! 408 00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:39,775 Look at that sculpture of King Orin! 409 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:43,056 He's even half circumcised, which is our way. 410 00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:45,396 Uh, so glad you like it. 411 00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:47,314 Wait until we bring out the tuna! 412 00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:50,317 Ah! Yes! The noble tuna, 413 00:15:50,319 --> 00:15:53,227 our most valuable ally, and trusted friend. 414 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,618 Oh... 415 00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:56,712 Go, go, go! 416 00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:59,923 Ah, you have touched our hearts. 417 00:16:00,596 --> 00:16:03,697 I guess the only question now is, where's Aquaman? 418 00:16:03,699 --> 00:16:05,399 Ahh! [laughs] Yes. 419 00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:08,502 Well, you know, Aquaman is like... 420 00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:10,350 Aha, friends! 421 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:11,562 [smooches] 422 00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:12,614 Welcome. 423 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,368 A little fly in the ointment. 424 00:16:14,393 --> 00:16:16,777 - A-to-the-Q can't make it. - [sighs] Oh. 425 00:16:16,779 --> 00:16:20,064 But he sends this Cognac Grande Champagne 426 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,584 du LaCoursiere. 427 00:16:21,609 --> 00:16:25,655 Lars, I believe you are a connoisseur. 428 00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:28,839 There are only four bottles of this in the world. 429 00:16:28,841 --> 00:16:29,980 [laughs] 430 00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:31,441 And Albert, 431 00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:33,833 I understand you're somewhat of a film buff. 432 00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:37,760 For you, the complete works of Brendan Fraser. 433 00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,084 The master. [gasps] 434 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,518 Brendan Fraser? 435 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,454 He's revered in Atlantis for some reason. 436 00:16:43,456 --> 00:16:46,257 - Huh. - And for Anthony, 437 00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:48,225 perfume for your wife, 438 00:16:48,227 --> 00:16:52,546 and a second bottle of the same perfume for whoever. 439 00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,365 - Oh. - [all laugh] 440 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,100 Oh, yeah! [laughs] 441 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,765 I have to be honest with you, when we left that meeting, 442 00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:00,254 we were gonna go with a local company. 443 00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:02,380 Really? Can you believe that, Emily? 444 00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:03,993 I'm just as surprised as you, Van. 445 00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:05,399 Ah! You know what, gentlemen, 446 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,452 why don't we crack open that bottle of LaCoursiere 447 00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,388 and hammer out these details? 448 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,689 Sarah, conference room. 449 00:17:10,691 --> 00:17:12,554 - [laughing] - [chatters indistinctly] 450 00:17:12,556 --> 00:17:14,503 [laughing continues] 451 00:17:14,528 --> 00:17:15,905 Third rule of business, 452 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,740 find out personal information about your clients, 453 00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:19,256 and exploit it for your own gain. 454 00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:21,744 I guess there are some things I can still learn from you. 455 00:17:21,769 --> 00:17:24,736 Well, what do you say we go sign the biggest client 456 00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:27,005 this division has ever had? 457 00:17:27,007 --> 00:17:28,274 [chuckles cheerfully] 458 00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:29,961 You're not signing anyone. 459 00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:31,777 I heard that Atlantis is interested, 460 00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:34,246 and this is far too important for you to screw up. 461 00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:36,214 - But, Dad... - I'll handle it. 462 00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:39,172 [quirky upbeat music] 463 00:17:39,197 --> 00:17:40,289 [whimpers] 464 00:17:40,314 --> 00:17:43,265 465 00:17:46,744 --> 00:17:48,236 [strums guitar] 466 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:49,801 Why did Daddy pull off 467 00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:51,726 My butterfly wings? 468 00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:53,712 I used to be a caterpillar 469 00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:56,061 Now all I do is scream 470 00:17:56,062 --> 00:17:58,343 Daddy issues need some tissues 471 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,405 [plays harmonica] 472 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,570 Van? 473 00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:02,777 Don't come any closer. 474 00:18:02,802 --> 00:18:04,694 I'm naked from the waist down. 475 00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:07,471 - [whispers] It calms me. - Well, I just thought 476 00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:09,743 there was something you needed to hear. 477 00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:12,944 You put in the work, and did something great. 478 00:18:12,946 --> 00:18:15,766 And do you know who would've respected the hell out of that? 479 00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,124 My dad. 480 00:18:17,149 --> 00:18:18,548 You never speak of your mother. 481 00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:21,327 Did you drive her to suicide with these stories? 482 00:18:21,521 --> 00:18:23,421 Look, if you want your own father's respect, 483 00:18:23,423 --> 00:18:26,405 go in there and be "da boss." 484 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,764 I am "da boss." 485 00:18:29,199 --> 00:18:30,295 Go! 486 00:18:31,331 --> 00:18:33,655 - Dear, God. - Oh, yeah, whoops, just... 487 00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:37,068 So I opened up the phone book, and I started at the beginning, 488 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,836 and guess who I landed first. 489 00:18:38,838 --> 00:18:41,172 Father, Mom's on the phone. 490 00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:42,401 She's crying hysterically. 491 00:18:42,426 --> 00:18:45,026 She's outside the condo of a woman named Sasha? 492 00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:49,956 I'll be right back. 493 00:18:51,184 --> 00:18:53,217 Would you stop playing games? Now listen to me... 494 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,589 No, you listen to me. 495 00:18:54,614 --> 00:18:57,265 I am the one who put this party together sort of, 496 00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,433 and I'm the one who lied 497 00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,269 and said that Aquaman was gonna be here, 498 00:19:00,294 --> 00:19:02,962 and I was the one who bought a middling bottle of Cognac, 499 00:19:02,996 --> 00:19:05,196 and had his secretary soak the label in tea, 500 00:19:05,198 --> 00:19:08,332 so get out of my way, you therapy-inducing windbag! 501 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,067 This is my account to close! 502 00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:12,637 - Are you finished? - Yeah, yeah. 503 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:13,838 Because I was about to tell you 504 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,306 the Atlantians only wanna deal with you 505 00:19:15,308 --> 00:19:17,642 and that Filipino woman. 506 00:19:17,644 --> 00:19:19,510 - Is that what she is? - I was also gonna say 507 00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,766 that maybe for the first time in your life, 508 00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:24,398 I'm proud of you. 509 00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:27,652 - You can say it now. - Nah, moment's passed. 510 00:19:27,654 --> 00:19:29,748 Now get in there and close the deal, you piece of [bleep]. 511 00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:30,811 Ah, Dad. 512 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,356 [whimpers] 513 00:19:32,358 --> 00:19:33,959 Don't touch. 514 00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:36,475 [sighs] 515 00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:38,763 Wait, so you really want me to walk you through 516 00:19:38,765 --> 00:19:40,197 how we process expense reports? 517 00:19:40,199 --> 00:19:42,538 Yes, very slowly. 518 00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:45,835 Okay, well, let's get our spreadsheet on! 519 00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:49,507 Yucky. The only thing this footage proves 520 00:19:49,509 --> 00:19:51,375 is that Gary from Marketing doesn't wash his hands. 521 00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:52,525 Mm. 522 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,550 [upbeat pop music] 523 00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:55,619 [all groan] 524 00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:57,191 Mm-mm, mm-mm. 525 00:19:57,193 --> 00:19:59,705 Well, I mean, Alex must've changed in the supply closet. 526 00:19:59,707 --> 00:20:01,947 What I need to do is set up a series of cameras... 527 00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:03,855 For the last time, he's not a superhero. 528 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,289 He is. 529 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,259 You must believe in something bigger than yourself, 530 00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:10,728 or there is only hopelessness. 531 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,296 Where the hell did you get that? 532 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,065 That was my line in the sixth grade production 533 00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,734 of "Anne Frank," but I feel like it applies. 534 00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,134 Hm. 535 00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:19,876 And that's why I moved the remainder over. 536 00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:21,939 That's fascinating. I'm gonna get us some drinks. 537 00:20:21,941 --> 00:20:23,240 Don't go anywhere. 538 00:20:23,242 --> 00:20:25,409 - Hold my drink. - Okay. 539 00:20:25,411 --> 00:20:27,310 [quirky upbeat music] 540 00:20:27,335 --> 00:20:29,447 541 00:20:29,449 --> 00:20:30,648 [grunts] 542 00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:32,550 [partygoers exclaim] 543 00:20:32,552 --> 00:20:34,841 Not a superhero. 544 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:35,920 Okay. 545 00:20:35,922 --> 00:20:38,556 Attention, everyone, we have an announcement. 546 00:20:38,558 --> 00:20:41,392 Wayne Security has a new client. 547 00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:43,494 The Lost City of Atlantis! 548 00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:46,130 [cheers and applause] 549 00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:49,266 All right, now let's get our sink on! 550 00:20:49,268 --> 00:20:50,582 [cheering] 551 00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:52,002 Bring out the tuna! 552 00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:53,838 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 553 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,006 Your daddy doesn't love you 554 00:20:56,008 --> 00:20:59,777 You can ski in and out of your chalet 555 00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:02,015 But not into his heart 556 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,247 Ooh, yeah. 557 00:21:03,249 --> 00:21:07,733 No, not into his heart 558 00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,464 559 00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:11,822 Your daddy doesn't love you 560 00:21:11,824 --> 00:21:14,058 With his flower shop 561 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,815 That you will not stop 562 00:21:16,913 --> 00:21:19,362 Talking 'bout Pop's shop 563 00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:23,546 [growly voice] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 564 00:21:23,603 --> 00:21:26,637 Shut up about the gosh darn shop 565 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:28,172 Ha! 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