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Excuse me, we're looking
for the deli counter.
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Certainly. Turn left at Lighting
and it's just past Ladies Wear.
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Nice one, ta.
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We should leave. People are giving
us some pretty dirty looks.
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No, we fit right in, man!
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Sure, we might not be cash rich,
but it's obvious we're classy guys.
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Here we go, the taster counter.
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Get stuck in, it's free.
Yep, really classy.
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If you load up,
you can taste a full meal.
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Can I help you, gentlemen?
We're just browsing, thanks.
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And eating.
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I'm browsing with my mouth.
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Just having a little taste -
try before you buy.
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And are you planning to buy
that chicken leg?
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Probably not now, to be honest.
We're sorry about this.
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No, we're not!
This is totally legit.
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For all this guy knows, we could be
mega-minted poshos in disguise.
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It would be a superb disguise.
Cheers.
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Take us to the bed section, my good
man. I want to try one of them.
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Mm-hm. Security!
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When in Rome, do as the Romans do
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Far from home, all I got is you
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Agh.
This chair is like a torture device.
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I've asked Flavia for one
with back support so many times.
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At least you get a chair.
I have to stand still all day.
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Think you could stand a bit stiller?
Hard to score if you're jiggling.
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I don't want you to score!
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Come on! Getting balls in your jug
is the only fun part of my day.
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Stop it!
Calm down.
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I don't want them in my jug.
Open your mouth, then.
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Give him something to aim at.
I don't want your balls in my mouth!
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It might shut you up for once,
water boy.
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Sorry. He's been trying to get balls
in my jug all day. I don't care.
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Paper balls. Stop talking.
Water man.
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Boys, I'd like to introduce you to
Ramases, he's on work experience.
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Hey, guys. Cool office.
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I'm giving him a tour of the company,
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starting with the talking turds
in the copy room and working up.
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We should press on
before we catch worms.
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Could I stay and play
the jug game for a bit, please?
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No, we're going to the grain store.
Chop, chop!
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Have you thought about my request
for a chair with back support?
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I have, and if the problem persists,
I will take steps...
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It will - ..to hire a copier
with a stronger back.
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Right. I'm sure I'll manage, then.
Good-oh.
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It's so bloody demeaning.
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Even that gimpy work-experience kid
is treated better than us.
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You can say that again.
He's got a sedan chair, look! Hup!
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Oi, Ramases! It's Stylax and Marcus,
the talking turds.
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Oh, hey, guys.
Is this sedan chair yours?
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It's my dad's, actually.
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I sort of crashed my one
taking it off-road.
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Holy shit! I know, it was really
stupid and I've learned my lesson.
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My dad's one's way bigger, though,
if you guys need a lift.
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I'm a big, big man
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I'm a Jamaican
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I'm a big, big man
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I'm a Jamaican
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All right. Who's the flat-top?
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This is Ramases. He's Egyptian.
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Oh, right, yeah. Them the ones
with the pointy houses?
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Pyramids, yeah. Please, guys,
you can call me Rambo.
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I said Rambo could join us
for dinner tonight, eh, Grumio?
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Fine, yeah. There is no dinner.
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Right. First-class slaving.
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It's cool. I've got my dad's
charge card for the Emporium
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if you wanna run
and grab some stuff.
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Wicked. I mean,
I'd rather not run but...
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So take the sedan, if you like.
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Yeah.
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I do like.
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Excuse me.
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No, no, no, not you again. Shoo!
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Hop it. I will not allow you
to ravage our luxury foods.
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How about I buy 'em, then?
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Ptolemy Hachmenenet?
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Is the name of my master, yes.
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He sent me to fetch his scran.
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And I am absolutely delighted
you chose us, sir.
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Pray tell what your master is craving
and I will do my utmost to help.
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I thought you might.
Well, he mainly likes meat.
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Lovely. Shall I fetch a basket?
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Get a trolley, I would.
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I thought I'd cover
all the major food groups.
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So sorry about this, Rambo.
It's cool, man, it's Dad's money.
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He won't even notice.
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Mmm!
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You ever had mice?
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We have, but more as
an infestation than a delicacy.
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So is Daddy properly loaded?
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Er...yeah, I guess so.
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He owns, like, a shipping company
and a sawmill thing
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and a marble...
whatever it's called - hole?
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Quarry?
Yeah!
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And the grain company.
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The grain company that we work for?
He owns that?
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Yeah.
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Well, I actually own it now.
He kind of gave it to me.
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Boom! Well done, Rambo.
Well, sort of.
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I'd much rather be working at the
shipping place, to be honest.
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But I sort of burnt my boats there
after the er...fire.
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So Dad moved me to grain,
which is obviously super lame!
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(LAUGHS)
But at least I met you guys.
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Nice mice.
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The spoilt brat
has the whole company.
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When I was his age,
I didn't even have pubes.
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Really? You said he was 16?
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Yeah, I was a late starter.
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The point is, this kid can force
Flavia to get me a new chair.
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And fix the bogs, and oil
that very squeaky door.
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And lower the price of grain.
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Er...yeah, maybe. I mean -
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People are starving, Marcus.
I haven't eaten bread for weeks.
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I thought you were
on a wheat-free diet?
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Not by choice, dickhead.
I can't afford it.
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The grain companies
are fucking us in the arse,
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and expecting us to swallow it.
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Yeah, that does sound bad.
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It's a disgrace, and a little more
urgent than a squeaky door.
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You haven't heard it. It's like...
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Eee-whoo-whaaargh...
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But, yeah, ending starvation.
I'll add that to the list.
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Salve, Grumio.
All right, landlord.
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Obvious question -
why are you licking a bag?
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Oh, yeah, I got in a load of
posh nosh last night.
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The bag's still got salami juice
on it.
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Lovely, lovely.
Do you fancy a dab?
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No, I'll leave it for now, thanks.
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Oh, no, I've still got Rambo's card.
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Oh, yes!
I've still got Rambo's chuffing card!
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All I need from you...
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Yep, my master will like that.
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Your master must be
quite the foodie, sir.
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Oh, he's one of the foodiest fellas
you'll ever meet.
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What else is good here, then?
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Now, we are famed for our seafood.
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You what? See food?
What's 'see food'?
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Fruits de mer, sir - cockles,
whelks, crabs, mussels...
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Them shiny pebbles?
That's food, is it?
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They are something of a delicacy,
sir. Well, bung 'em in the bag.
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Mm-hm.
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And give me one of them pies
with legs.
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Oh.
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No, no!
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Keep still! No, you're not
even supposed to be in here.
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Two points for straight in?
Wicked.
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And one point if it goes in
off the backboard. Backboard?
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Do you mean me?
What are we calling this game?
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How about...
'Get the ball in the jug'?
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Or 'Super juggy throw throw'? Or...
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Jugball?
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Yes, jugball!
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You're a genius! We should play
every day. Make it company policy.
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(LAUGHS) Right, yeah!
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Brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be brilliant.
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In fact, there are loads of
cool changes you could make
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now you're in charge, Rambo.
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We could have -
I dunno, comfy chairs,
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working toilets, non-squeak doors...
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What do you mean, 'in charge'?
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If you lower the price of grain,
people will buy more.
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Whoa, steady on, Professor. I don't
get any of that business-y shit.
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I said I'd leave all that to Flavia.
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He's just a dickless intern!
Flavia is out of touch.
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She just sits in her office
getting her nails done,
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while the staff get bad backs
and blocked-up bogs.
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Sorry, Prof. I promised my dad
I wouldn't rock the boat.
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I did that at the shipping company
and three people drowned.
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I should just keep my head down.
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Sorry... Do you own the company?
Big time.
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Right, well, in that case,
I will keep my jug still.
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Sorry for calling you dickless.
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Yes, congratulations, boss!
Great throw!
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Oh...
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(CRUNCHING)
Aagh!
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Agh.
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From downtown for five points...
Interception! Turnover.
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Interception? Since when?
Just now. He shoots...
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He scores! That's eight-all.
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New ball, please, Prof.
Uh-huh, coming up.
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We should make it doubles!
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Then we'd have someone to pass to
and high-five! Yes, love it!
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Let's choose team-mates.
Who's sporty here?
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Everyone, who's good at sport?
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No! Whatever it is
that's happening out here, no!
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And why is water boy
strapped to a column?
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Water man. But, yes, I completely
agree. We're playing jugball.
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As I say, no. You're going to the
Legal Department, where I put you.
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Come on, it's eight-all.
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I'm sorry that this massive
grain company
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is getting in the way of
your cretinous game, shredder.
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It's not cretinous, it's brilliant!
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And if you actually cared
about this company,
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you'd give people squeakier chairs and
lower the price of toilets or whatever.
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Right, guys?
Yeah... Well, something like that.
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OK. Well, clearly,
someone's a little bit tired.
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So let's go and get
a nice glass of milk.
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I'm not tired! You're tired.
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You're tired and you're fired.
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(GASPS OF SHOCK)
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Excuse me? You're firing me?
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That's right, Flave.
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It's time to make way for a guy who
knows what's really needed here.
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Ha! You don't even know
how to wipe your own bottom.
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Not me, the Professor.
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He's got ideas - big ones.
Isn't that right, Prof?
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Damn right, Rambo.
I see.
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In two days,
you'll be begging me to come back.
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Yeah?
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In two days,
you'll be begging us for change!
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On the streets!
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(LAUGHS) Yes, Prof! Rinser!
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(DOOR SQUEAKS)
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Right, let's go jugball.
Everyone has to watch.
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Ooh!
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Now, that's a good chair.
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(GRUMIO GROANS)
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(CONTINUES GROANING)
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Me tooth's all hurty.
It's one of my best ones and all.
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Maybe it's a wisdom tooth.
Unlikely Grumio'd have any of them.
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Why are you dressed like an adult?
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Because I'm a big cheese, now, baby,
and don't you forget it.
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Don't you forget to lower the price
of grain, then.
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Yes, yes, on my list. Below fixing
the loos but above the squeaky door.
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You - we've gots to go. Hoots!
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Good morning, everyone.
My name is Marcus Gallo.
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I'm the new Head of HR.
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Under my watch, this company
is going to look after everyone -
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from the brainy boffins in Accounts,
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all the way down to
Lena the cleaner,
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starting today.
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Also starting today, guys,
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there's a big jugball tournament
here on the jugball court.
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Please come and watch Stylax and
his team-mate take on me and Urbo.
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Where'd you get him from?
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He works in Finance, I think.
Jove's sake, he's like a tree!
237
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,680
Hence why he moved me up here.
What?
238
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,400
You can't change the rules
just cos you found a tree man.
239
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,640
You have to check with me first.
No, it's my sport. I invented it.
240
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,000
I've been playing it for ages!
It's my sport.
241
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,520
Is this still the meeting?
No, ignore that.
242
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,560
Basically, my point was...
243
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,280
Hello, I'm Marcus.
244
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,720
I'm gonna do some really good stuff
around here for you. So...
245
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,560
Like what?
Like, well...
246
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,160
give you comfier chairs
and unblock the toilets...
247
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,200
and oil that squeaky door.
248
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,280
Oh, thank you.
249
00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,440
Yes, exactly.
250
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,840
For too long, this company has put
profits above people.
251
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,040
ALL: Yeah.
252
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:08,520
If there's anything you need at any
point, just ask and I will deliver.
253
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,560
Thank you very much.
254
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,320
Could I go and find a big man
for my jugball side, please?
255
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,920
Yeah. Not exactly what I had in
mind, but OK, fine. Wicked, thanks.
256
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,760
(CHUCKLES)
257
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,200
It's terrible! I can't eat anything.
258
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,400
You don't know any dentists, do you?
259
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:33,640
Davus here could extract the bad
tooth, if you want. What, really?
260
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:37,400
Is he a dentist, then? Well,
he's a dentish. He's got a hammer.
261
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,200
Davus?
Yeah?
262
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:43,520
Smash out Grumio's bad tooth. Of
course, boss. Just give it a wipe.
263
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,120
Very good. Very medical.
264
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,760
All right, fella.
Just lean back for me there.
265
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,280
Do you not want to know
which tooth it is first?
266
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,680
Yeah, go on, then, mate.
267
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,760
It's that wonky one there.
268
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,440
I'll sort of aim in that ballpark.
269
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,320
Stay still for me.
270
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,880
I-I might leave it, actually.
271
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,560
Yeah, probably for the best.
272
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,920
No, I don't like it!
273
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,320
(CHUCKLES)
274
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,280
Everyone's loving it
under the new boss, man.
275
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,200
I've heard several people
call you 'nice'
276
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,600
and one woman even say 'fairly hot'.
277
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,440
Well, if you listen to what people
need, they will thank you for it.
278
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,840
Thanks for letting me get my new
partner, by the way, Big Paulus.
279
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,160
Good, isn't he?
Well, he's tall, yeah.
280
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,440
Which is what it's all about
now we've raised the jug
281
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,560
and swapped the papyrus for apples.
282
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,600
Bitey-bitey, eyes shut tighty!
283
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,800
Oh, my Jove!
Where did you get him from?
284
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,840
I just saw him guarding
the grain store.
285
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,520
I was, like,
'Big boy, you're coming with me!'
286
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,400
And I'm killing Rambo thanks to you.
287
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,800
You are welcome.
288
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,560
Hang on...so who's guarding
the grain store now?
289
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,320
Oh, yeah, no... no one.
290
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,960
Oh, shit!
291
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,120
Stop!
292
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,440
Stop! Stop it!
293
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,560
Oi! Oi!
294
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,960
Ohh!
295
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,840
Well, well, well.
296
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,120
The Professor.
297
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,240
What brings you out here, then?
298
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,400
Oh, just concluding...
you know, a big sale.
299
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,960
Pleasure doing business with you!
Uh-huh?
300
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,400
How much did they steal?
Not much.
301
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,320
A bit, yeah. Quite a lot, actually.
302
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,320
It's fine, though. I can handle it.
303
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,920
Of course you can.
304
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,600
If you'll excuse me,
I've just bought darling little Rex.
305
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,920
I've got a busy day of stroking
ahead of me.
306
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,280
Out of interest,
what would you do if you were me?
307
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,560
Some kind of nose job, I imagine.
308
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,560
(CHUCKLES) About the burglary.
309
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,000
That's easy - make a few cutbacks,
fire some of the fat ones.
310
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:57,240
And if you're very low on grain,
you're gonna have to raise the price.
311
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,160
Right, yeah. That's not an option.
312
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,720
So maybe get fired
and buy a puppy, then.
313
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,680
Really working for me.
314
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,520
Which style of cuisine would your
master most favour today, sir?
315
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,240
He's still keen on the seafood
but he's after something...soft.
316
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,600
Soft, sir?
317
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,160
He's a busy man, he don't want
to waste time chewing.
318
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,200
I understand completely.
319
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,280
I would suggest caviar.
320
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,560
Caviar, what?
They're fish eggs.
321
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,680
Soft as silk but terrifically tasty.
322
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,400
Fish eggs?
Mm-hm.
323
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,880
Fish eggs?
Mm-hm.
324
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,320
Fish eggs?
325
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,240
Uh, uh, uh...
326
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,320
Now that, my friend, is scrummy.
327
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,800
Hello again.
328
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,360
Just to say,
despite what I said earlier,
329
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,640
we sadly had a burglary
this afternoon,
330
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,520
so now have to make a few cutbacks.
331
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,280
Fixing the toilets
will have to wait.
332
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,160
Typical!
It is typical.
333
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,800
It's typical of one or two
antisocial grain thieves
334
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,280
who ruin it for everyone.
335
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,360
It's your fault for moving Big Paulus
up here to play their stupid jug game.
336
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,880
Shut up. It's a great game.
337
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,440
Either way,
we also can't afford new chairs.
338
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,120
Oh, classic!
339
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,760
You say you're one of us
but you're just another lying exec
340
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,440
looking after your mates.
I, for one, won't stand for it.
341
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,400
Right, OK.
342
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,440
Anyone else won't stand for it? Raise
your hand if you won't stand for it.
343
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,553
That is good to know
because we do need to
344
00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:27,720
make some redundancies,
so you're all fired.
345
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,240
What? I was stretching!
I will stand for it.
346
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,760
We need to reduce spending
pretty urgently.
347
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,360
I'm afraid it's a case of
'no pain, no grain'.
348
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,800
Yeah, Prof, the company bought this
gold jug for the tournament later.
349
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,560
Mm-hm. So we'll need
a bit more pain, then.
350
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,880
Sorry.
351
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,120
Let's lose...
the guy with the monobrow
352
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,160
and Lena the cleaner.
353
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,760
What? You can't fire Lena!
354
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,200
Why are you still here? End of
meeting, everyone back to work.
355
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,640
Apart from those who've been sacked.
You have to go.
356
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,680
(CLEARS THROAT) Now.
357
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,920
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
358
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,960
Not even fixed the squeaky door!
359
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,120
Mmm, fish eggs. Cor.
360
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,680
(GROANS)
361
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,000
(CHANTING) Workers united
will never be defeated!
362
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:28,000
The workers united
will never be defeated!
363
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,760
Oh, no, please!
364
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,840
(BOOING AND CATCALLS)
365
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,400
I'm a worker too!
366
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,120
I'm working very hard here!
367
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,480
Lena's worked here for 45 years.
368
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,440
So she probably needs a rest, then!
369
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,800
Give us back our jobs, you arsehole.
370
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,600
Not now you all hate me.
371
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,160
The workers united
will never be defeated!
372
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,520
..cheaper grain.
When do we want it? Now!
373
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,360
What do we want? Cheaper grain!
When do we want it? Now!
374
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,600
Delphine? What are you doing here?
375
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,640
What are you doing here, Marcus?
376
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,400
You said you'd cut grain prices
and then you raised them!
377
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,760
I had to! Can you not protest
against me, please?
378
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,014
Why would you do that?
379
00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:09,360
Because he's looking after
himself and his cronies, love.
380
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,840
Mate, I'm trying to have a
conversation with my girlfriend.
381
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,880
You go out with this arsehole?
382
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,160
I do, yes.
And stop calling me that!
383
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,080
You could do a lot better!
Thank you. Shut up, please.
384
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,080
I'd dump him.
Dump him! Dump him!
385
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,440
Dump him! Dump him!
386
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,120
Dump him!
387
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,160
I mean, this is not how I thought
today would go. Yeah.
388
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,600
Welcome to my world.
389
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,640
OK, let's go, Team Rambo.
390
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,440
Hit it, girls.
391
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,880
Rambo, Rambo, he's our man
392
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,360
If he can't do it, no one can!
393
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,080
What? Why don't I have girls?
394
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,880
I invented the game, I get the
cheerleaders. That's the rules.
395
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,440
Prof, I meant to say, I gave them all
jobs in marketing. Hope that's cool.
396
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,840
Uh-huh.
397
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,520
You three are fired, in that case.
398
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,560
We can't afford you any more.
399
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,000
Er...has it started yet?
400
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,040
Not yet, G-Man, you're just in time.
401
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,280
Yo, Rambo.
402
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,000
Looks like I got a cheerleader
of my own.
403
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,800
Please don't employ him.
Give us a chant, G-Man.
404
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,760
Come on, Stylax, you can do it
405
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,720
Stick that ball in the bastard jug
406
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,000
Not bad.
407
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,200
R-A-M-B-O
408
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,000
Rambo!
409
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,280
Look at me,
can't you see my father?
410
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,200
Paulus!
411
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,800
I don't care a damn what he's done
412
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,680
No, no
413
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,000
Rambo!
Agh!
414
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,840
OK. 53-all.
415
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,360
Next point wins.
416
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,760
Urbo!
417
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,480
Yes, Paulus!
418
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,560
Bitey-bitey, eyes shut tighty!
419
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,320
Get along, move along
420
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,520
(DOOR SQUEAKS)
421
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,200
Oh. Hi, Dad.
422
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,400
Don't you 'hi, Dad' me,
you little prick.
423
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,560
What did I say? What's
the one thing I told you to do?
424
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,840
Floss? Keep your nut down!
I did!
425
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,520
So why, for Sphinx's sakes,
426
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,920
is there not one, but two protests
going on outside that door?
427
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,640
The Professor did that, not me.
Well, hang on...
428
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,320
And why are you chucking apples at
some geezer strapped to a column?
429
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,920
Aurelius. Great to meet you, sir.
Love the beard.
430
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,960
It's jugball. It's...
He invented it, it was all him.
431
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,720
Finally, he admits it!
432
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,440
I couldn't give a pharaoh's fat one.
433
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,840
I've only come here cos I've been
contacted by the bloody Emporium.
434
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:45,720
You've spent 15,420 dinaris,
and mostly on caviar.
435
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,640
That wasn't me, I promise.
Right.
436
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,280
Tutankhamen,
give me the bleeding card back.
437
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,720
I don't know where it is. I haven't
seen it since I gave it to...
438
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,360
Oh, brilliant.
439
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,360
Have you got my card, boy?
440
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,400
Mm, yeah.
441
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,960
Give it back, then, fuck face.
442
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,760
I'd rather not, to be honest.
443
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,480
Give it to me.
444
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,600
Let it go. Let it go.
445
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,040
Aargh!
446
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,800
Thank you.
447
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,120
Now, you, my palm, your arse, now.
Move it!
448
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,720
I'll eat you alive, I'm telling you.
449
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,240
Oh, bull's-eye.
450
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,080
Me tooth!
He's knocked out me hurty tooth!
451
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,320
(WHEEZING LAUGHTER)
452
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,160
Well, I couldn't say no.
453
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,840
Ptolemy made me
an absurdly generous offer.
454
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,920
What about that puppy
you were carrying around?
455
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,840
Oh, I put him down - in every sense.
456
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,960
That little dirt dispenser
shat all over my mosaic.
457
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,960
And Rambo, was he put down?
458
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,360
Sadly not.
459
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,520
He's now managing
the family vineyard,
460
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,360
which sounds like a monumentally
stupid idea to me, but there you go.
461
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,000
Hm...and how about us?
462
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,040
Are there still jobs for us here?
463
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,800
Oh, yes.
I've got some 'big jobs' for you.
464
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,080
Quick game of spongebucket?
465
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,400
Yeah, go on, then.
466
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,120
Ohh.
467
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,880
Ohh!
Ohh!
468
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,200
I keep my soul unconquered
469
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,760
I keep my soul unconquered
470
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,120
I keep my soul unconquered
471
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,160
Can I conquer you?
472
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,960
I keep my soul unconquered
473
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,360
I keep my soul unconquered
474
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,720
I keep my soul unconquered
475
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:54,320
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