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MUSIC: Birdhouse In Your Soul
by They Might Be Giants
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Blue canary in the outlet
by the light switch
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Who watches over you?
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Make a little birdhouse
in your soul
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Not to put too fine a point on it
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Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
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Make a little birdhouse
in your soul...
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What were these called?
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Hold on...
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They Might Be Giants.
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They Might Be Giants!
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I thought this was the Muppets.
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Really? No, seriously.
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Thick as pig shit.
John!
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Blue canary in the outlet
by the light switch
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Who watches over you?
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Make a little birdhouse
in your soul
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Not to put too fine
a point on it
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Say I'm the only bee
in your bonnet
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Make a little birdhouse
in your soul
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While you're at...
Light switch!
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Who watches over...
You go the fast bit, and I'll...
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...in your soul
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Not to put too fine a point on it
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Say I'm the only bee
in your bonnet
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Make a little
birdhouse in your soul.
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RADIO: 'They Might Be Giants
on Forever FM, playing timeless hits
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'now and forever. Right...'
Belter!
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'Now for Who's In The Toaster?,
our legendary breakfast quiz.
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'We've put a famous celebrity
in the toaster,
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'you have to guess who it is.'
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Did you pick your mum up last night?
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Oh, what a fiasco that were!
Plane was delayed for two hours,
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and after all that
I was at the wrong terminal.
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We didn't get to hers until
11 o'clock, and then I had to go
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back out to the Co-op Late shop
because I'd not got her any bits in.
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Bits?
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You know, bread and milk and stuff.
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Anyway, looks well -
I spend all me day in a supermarket
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and then I'm in Co-op Late shop
at midnight buying bloody bits.
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Why didn't you just pick them
up in work?
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Cos I've not got the time,
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I had to pick her up
from airport, didn't I?
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Why didn't your Paul just go
and get her?
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Cos our Sophie were getting
a badge from Beavers or something.
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Oh, I used to love Beavers.
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Anyway, how was your make-up party?
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Virgin Vie?
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It's next Monday,
I got my weeks wrong.
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I just went dogging instead.
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Come again? Eh? What?
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Virgin Vie, it's next Monday.
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Bugger the Virgin Vie,
you went dogging?
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Yeah, went with Ken, me neighbour.
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There was nothing on telly
so we just went up the back field.
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Dogging? Yeah.
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As in... dogging?
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Yeah, dogging.
Well...
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Well, you've opened my eyes.
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What do you mean?
You went dogging?
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Yes!
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And who's this Ken fella?
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Ken, me next door neighbour.
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He's in his eighties now,
but he's very active.
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Sounds like it.
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Beautiful blue eyes.
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I mean, that's the glaucoma.
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I have to link him
through the woods.
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Bet you do.
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Dirty old bastard.
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What?! What's your problem?
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Nowt.
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It is a shame for him though,
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he usually takes Maggie,
but she's on her last legs.
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Who's Maggie? His cooker.
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A cooker?
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Spaniel. A dog?
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Well, what else?
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So dogging is with a dog?
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Are you slow, John?
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Of course dogging's with a dog,
what else would dogging be?
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So you didn't have sex outdoors
with people watching?
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Are you out of your...? What?!
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Why are you asking that?!
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Sex? Ugh...
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You are sick, John! Sick! Why?
You said you went dogging outdoors,
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what am I supposed to think?
In the park! With my dog!
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Dogging with my dog. Misty.
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So you go dog walking,
you don't go dogging.
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Well, it's the same thing.
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They're not the same thing!
Are they hellers
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the same thing, they're
a million miles apart!
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Where've you been living - on
the moon? Dog walkers are doggers.
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I've even got a car sticker that says,
"Dogging's for life not just for Christmas".
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People are always beeping.
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I bet they are.
I bloody bet they are.
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Dogging is people outside,
usually in a car,
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having sex with bored people
watching.
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Ugh!
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Where's the dog?
What dog?
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Where's the dog in your dogging?
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I don't know! I...
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I don't think there is a dog.
Well, why's it called dogging?
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I don't know, but I'm telling you,
dogging is not walking with dogs.
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You're winding me up!
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Ask anybody.
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Do you know what, I bloody well will.
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Telling you.
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MUSIC: Ignition (Remix)
by R Kelly
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Nice to have the morning off,
isn't it?
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Yeah.
Yeah, it is... God bless Old Ted.
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I can't believe he's gone.
I know. Madness isn't it?
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It's so sad. Won't feel the same without
seeing him in his hi-vis jacket,
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steering his trolleys
round the car park.
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You know, he'd been collecting
trolleys at our store since 1982?
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That's dedication.
We didn't open until 1990. Really?
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Diane off non-food's
got her facts wrong.
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Nothing new there, then.
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He's from Nigeria, you know.
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Oh, was he?
Straight up, youngest of 12.
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Aw.
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Came over here in the '60s,
apparently.
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He were a champion trampolinist.
Was he?
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Trampolinist? Trampo...
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Trampo... lina? What do they call it?
Trampoliner?
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Trampoliner? I think
that's if you're a woman.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, he'd bounce for hours.
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World-class.
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Remember he had that fundraiser in
the car park for Help The Heroes..
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I don't remember that.
You do.
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He put us all to shame.
He was fit for his age.
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Aye, he were, yeah.
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He'd give your neighbour Ken
a run for his money.
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Bloody dogging, indeed.
You're wrong.
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I'm telling you.
You're wrong.
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I'm so right.
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MUSIC: Turn Back The Clock
by Johnny Hates Jazz.
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See, Ted was too energetic for his
own good. That were his problem.
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I still can't believe
he tried to snake 26 trolleys,
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everyone knows the maximum's 20!
Well, you said that.
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I've always said that.
Yeah.
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Pushed his luck.
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Mind of their own
when there's that many.
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Poor old Ted.
It's a bloody tragedy.
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Awful.
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He's still got my shovel.
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Just forget it.
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Bloody good snow shovel, that.
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You won't be saying that
if we get snowed in.
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Well, it's the middle of summer.
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Wonder what the etiquette is, asking
a widow for a snow shovel back?
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You are joking me.
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I'm just saying...
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Wonder what song he'll have?
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When? Old Ted at the crematorium,
as his send-off?
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Jump Around?
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Don't.
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Don't!
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Poor Ted.
World-class trampolinist.
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What are you going to have
at your funeral?
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Bit of a morbid question.
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Well?
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Er... thinking.
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This.
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SHE LAUGHS
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I don't know!
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Don't tell me
you've not thought about this?
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Have I balls! Why would I think
about that? I'm 39. And?
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He could come at any time, John.
Who? Who could come?
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The Grim Reaper.
Oh, well. Bollocks to him.
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Anyway, I'll be dead by then
so it won't matter what they play.
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Of course it matters,
you want a good send-off, don't you?
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I don't know.
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Owt mellow.
Something by Kenny G or...
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Enya.
Ugh, Enya?
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I love a bit of Enya.
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Hot bath, some candles...
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We had a girl at our school called
Sarah Way... bit of Enya.
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We used to sing Enya to her.
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Sarah Way, Sarah Way, Sarah Way.
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Oh - Sail Away, Sarah Way...
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She's a desk sergeant now,
in the police.
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I love that Sarah Way song.
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Orinoco Flow, that. '88.
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First number one, that,
only number one.
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Too jolly for a funeral, that.
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You need summat much slower.
It's your funeral.
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You've got me thinking now.
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Hmm.
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Do you want to know what I'd have?
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What would you have?
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Well...
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for my entrance song, I'm going
to have the instrumental version
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to My Heart Will Go On,
off the Titanic soundtrack.
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Proper weepy. And it's really good
to slow walk in to.
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Get the whole audience wailing...
Congregation.
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Yep. They'll all be...
A bit of respect.
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They'll all be crying their eyes out
at this, proper emotional!
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I fancy having a few poems
in there, somewhere.
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I have always fancied someone reading
out the words to S-Club 7, Reach.
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Reach for the stars? That's a bit
chipper for a funeral, isn't it?
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They won't be singing it,
just reading the words out.
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"When the world
leaves you feeling blue."
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"You can count on me
I will be there for you."
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How? You're dead.
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Well, I'll be speaking
to everyone from heaven.
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"When it seems
all your hopes and dreams."
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"Are a million miles away."
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"I will re-assure you."
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What are you on about?
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"Reach for the stars
Climb every mountain higher."
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"Reach for the stars
Follow your heart's desire."
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"Reach for the stars."
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"And when that rainbow's shining
over you."
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"That's when all your dreams
will come true."
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And I'm the rainbow.
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So, whenever anyone sees a rainbow,
they'll be thinking of me.
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I'm feeling emotional.
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That is hardcore, Kayleigh.
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You've really given this
some thought, haven't you? I have.
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You've got to.
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I've also asked me Auntie Annie
to play White Flag on the clarinet.
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Dido? Of course.
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Then, for the finale...
There's more?
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Oh, yes.
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They're going to play
my favourite song.
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Take That, Never Forget.
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See what I'm doing?
See what I'm doing?
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So, it's just going to play
as the curtains shut.
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I take it you're being cremated?
Oh, yeah.
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I don't want to wake up dead.
Scratching on the lid.
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So Take That's coming on,
curtains are shut.
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All the trumpets at the beginning,
dead dramatic.
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It's coming to the chorus,
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and everyone's going to be,
like, nodding
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and they'll be crying but it'll be
like a happy, smiley, cry-ey...
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Cry-ey?
You know what I mean.
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And I wouldn't even object if
a few people start doing the whole.
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Neeeever, forget...
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You're actually looking forward
to your funeral.
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Well, It should be a celebration.
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Why don't you go the whole hog
and have a conga?
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That's just ridiculous.
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'..Famous around the world
for his martial arts films,
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'We were after Pat Moriarty!
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'The actor who played Mr Miyagi, of
course, in the Karate Kid films...'
248
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,880
MUSIC: Ordinary World
by Duran Duran.
249
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,679
Me dad wanted Three Steps To Heaven,
Eddie Cochran, when he died.
250
00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,039
They brought his coffin
into church...
251
00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,519
Your dad's dead?
252
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,599
Yeah.
253
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,320
But you talk about him
all the time.
254
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,999
When did he die?
255
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,519
Just before Christmas.
256
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,839
Sorry. I never knew.
257
00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:00,279
I were off work for a month.
You signed my sympathy card.
258
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,479
Oh, yeah.
259
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,200
Yeah, I remember now.
260
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,079
It must have been an awful time.
261
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,799
It was all right.
He'd been ill for ages.
262
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,999
Why do people always say
it's all right when...
263
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,640
it isn't all right?
264
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,240
He'd been ill for ages, but it was
still shit when it happened.
265
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,919
What was he ill with?
266
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,440
Everything.
267
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,399
You know what I hated?
268
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,720
Organising stuff.
269
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,319
The responsibility, and...
270
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,959
I organised my grandma's funeral
through work when she died.
271
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,039
I couldn't believe they did funerals.
They do everything now.
272
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,319
Yeah, Cath Hilton sorted
it all out for us.
273
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,879
Me mum got the reward points.
274
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,720
She got herself a new sun lounger.
275
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,360
Every cloud.
276
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,839
Sorry, go on.
You were talking about your dad.
277
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,560
It's all right.
278
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,599
The world just doesn't stop turning
cos somebody dies, love.
279
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,280
I know you might want it to,
but it doesn't.
280
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,359
Give over, will you?
281
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,119
Bloody dogging!
Wrong!
282
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,639
I'm not wrong.
283
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,839
Go on, tell me about your dad's song.
284
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,879
Yeah. He said he wanted Three Steps
To Heaven, Eddie Cochran,
285
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,879
when we carried him
into the church,
286
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,319
so I gave it to them on a CD.
287
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,199
Double CD, I'd just bought it
him for Christmas.
288
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,439
Hits Of The '60s.
289
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,119
I labelled it up for them to play,
290
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,039
and as we came marching in through
the door, they played Dizzy.
291
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,559
Rascal?
292
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,599
No - Dizzy, Tommy Roe.
293
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,799
I don't know it.
294
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,999
You do.
Dizzy, my head is spinning
295
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,519
Like a whirlpool...
296
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,039
Put the wrong disc on.
297
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,919
It was track nine, disc two.
Arseholes.
298
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,119
What did you do? We all had to
shuffle back out with the coffin.
299
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:46,399
Moment was ruined.
That's awful! I know,
300
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,119
couldn't have picked a happier song.
301
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:52,479
'..Point nine magnitude quake
hit just after 4am,
302
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,479
'its epicentre is believed to be
around the Carlisle area,
303
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:59,399
'but it was reported across Cumbria,
Lancashire, and even as far away
304
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,519
'as South Cheshire.
Forever FM news...'
305
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,679
This is all a bit much, isn't it?
306
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,359
Having a funeral service
in a supermarket.
307
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,479
I think it's nice.
308
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,120
He'd have loved all this.
309
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:15,079
Should be in work.
I wish we'd gone the crematorium now.
310
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,519
I can't, I've too much to do,
they've got me working
311
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,960
on a new trolley safety policy now,
after what happened last week.
312
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:25,039
Should've got a pound
to split them trolleys.
313
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,679
'Golden Hour, with hits
and headlines from our chosen year.
314
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,839
'This morning, it's the year
Tom Hanks bagged
315
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,719
'his second Oscar for Forrest Gump,
316
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,999
'and Scottish band Stiltskin were
riding high at the top of the charts
317
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,839
'with this rock classic.
But what was the year?'
318
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,559
1994.
319
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,120
That's clever.
320
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,679
So who's going to be collecting
trolleys now then?
321
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,279
Barbara Bask's eldest lad.
322
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,119
He's home from uni for the summer.
323
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,480
Well, whoever he is,
he'll never replace Old Ted.
324
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,919
'The Forever FM Golden Hour.'
325
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,720
MUSIC: Inside
by Stiltskin.
326
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,839
Oooh.
327
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,679
Then again...
328
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,759
He's shot up, hasn't he?
329
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,800
Hasn't he just?
330
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,519
Right, come on. Work.
331
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,640
HE TURNS OFF RADIO
OK. Come on!
332
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,520
Goodnight, ladies.
333
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,000
Who you looking for?
No-one.
334
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,359
That bleach heavy, is it?
335
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,640
I don't know what
you're talking about.
336
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,120
I'll get rid of this then.
337
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,439
Bloody bleach,
you must think I'm daft.
338
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,239
That's who you were looking for.
339
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,959
What?
Him! Ted's replacement.
340
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,999
MUSIC: All Rise
by Blue.
341
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,880
That's outrageous!
342
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,119
Where's his tie?
343
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,679
It's too hot to be
wearing a tie, John.
344
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,639
Oh, aye?
I bet he'd like an older woman.
345
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,479
What are they called... cougars.
346
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,800
I don't what you're papping on about,
John. I bet you don't.
347
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,679
I am a cougar.
348
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,720
Rarr!
349
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,680
'It is Forever FM
with a Big Drive Home.'
350
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,719
Did you see they had to remove
all the flowers from the scene
351
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,239
of Ted's accident in the car park?
Yeah.
352
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,319
People kept taking them to the
check-outs trying to buy them! I know.
353
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,519
What idiot picks up a wreath
that clearly spells the name Ted
354
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,839
and thinks it's on sale?
355
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,639
Well, you say that,
356
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,559
but Joyce Chung on checkouts
rang through for a price check.
357
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,839
You're joking.
Nobody could find the price,
358
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,840
so they put it through
as cress. Cress?
359
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:20,920
Nuts!
360
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,159
'A Bambers' Sausage is a sausage
the whole family can enjoy.
361
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,559
'Made with all our own
natural ingredients.
362
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,199
'So you know exactly
what you're getting.
363
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,199
'Give your mouth a treat,
try some of Ken's meat.
364
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,679
'Ken Bambers...'
That's just out-and-out porn.
365
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,359
'..The home of
the Old English Sausage.
366
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,319
'Always and forever,
367
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,839
'this is the station
with the timeless hits.'
368
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,199
'Timeless hits. Forever FM.'
369
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,960
MUSIC: True Colours
by Cyndi Lauper.
370
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:06,079
You with the sad eyes
371
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:10,879
Don't be discouraged
Oh, I realise
372
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,039
It's hard to take courage
373
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,839
In a world full of people
374
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,919
You can lose sight of it all
375
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,799
And the darkness inside you
376
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,599
Can make you feel so small
377
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,079
But I see your true colours
378
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,999
Shining through
379
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,799
I see your true colours
380
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,279
And that's why I love you
381
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:41,479
So don't be afraid
to let them show
382
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,479
Your true colours
383
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:50,319
True colours are beautiful
384
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,160
Like a rainbow.
385
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,639
You're quiet for a change.
Oi! Hmm?
386
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,520
I say, you're quiet for a change.
387
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,360
Just thinking...
388
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,679
About what?
389
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,879
About Old Ted.
390
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,920
Not new Ted? No.
391
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,599
Old Ted.
392
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,440
Been thinking about it all day.
Do you think he was happy?
393
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,159
Happy in what way?
394
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,479
With his life, at the end?
395
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,839
You mean right at the end?
396
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,879
When the trolleys went...
No, I mean with his life!
397
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,040
Who knows?
398
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,199
He seemed happy,
he had everything, you know...
399
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,880
Good job, lovely wife.
400
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,919
My snow shovel...
John.
401
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,079
I'd only used it twice.
It still had its tag on.
402
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,359
Anyway... we'll never know will we?
403
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,679
He seemed happy, but who knows
what goes though people's minds?
404
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,839
He was happy that day
405
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,879
when he was bouncing on that
trampoline for Help The Heroes.
406
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,639
Yeah, but you said he had everything
you need to be happy.
407
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,319
Yeah, and your point is what?
408
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,719
Well, are you happy?
409
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,799
Are YOU happy?
Cos you're acting weird.
410
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,839
I mean, I love me job,
but do you ever fancy
411
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,759
chucking it all in
and going backpacking?
412
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,519
Are you on glue?
413
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,279
I'm being serious!
414
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,839
I don't need this on a Tuesday.
John...
415
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,999
What?
Do you not? Do I not what?
416
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,080
Fancy just getting away from it all?
417
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,759
Why, are you offering? No.
418
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,679
I'm asking you because you said Ted
had everything he needed to be happy.
419
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,280
A good job, a lovely wife...
420
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,600
I haven't got anybody.
421
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,119
I've got an amazing family,
I've got great friends,
422
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,399
I go out and have a laugh and that,
but all I've ever wanted
423
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,400
is just to meet the man of me dreams
and have babies.
424
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,519
Yeah, but that's why you're
trying to find someone.
425
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,159
Giving this online dating a whirl.
426
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,640
That's a good thing, yeah?
427
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,240
But when?
428
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,279
Look, if it's meant to be, it'll be.
429
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,519
What about you?
You can't be happy on your own.
430
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,439
Jesus. Well, I were
until you pointed it out.
431
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,479
Sorry.
432
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,639
I've always been happy on me own.
433
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,239
But you must get lonely.
434
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,519
Never. Honestly.
435
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,959
Not everybody needs
somebody to be with, you know.
436
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,079
I do.
437
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,599
Happiness, for me, is about
enjoying the odd good time
438
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,919
rather than expecting
one constant party in life.
439
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,840
Accept your limitations and you
can't go wrong, that's my advice.
440
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,800
That can't be right.
441
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,439
Works for me.
442
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,360
But you must want
a bit of love in your life?
443
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,720
Look, women come and women go.
444
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:44,799
And when the rain washes you
clean, you'll know.
445
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,319
Kind of. I love The Corrs. You never
hear from them now, do you?
446
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,519
The Corrs? Wash your mouth out!
That's Fleetwood Mac.
447
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,799
What? Dream's The Corrs that!
448
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,239
They covered it, badly I might add.
That were Fleetwood Mac, originally.
449
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,119
Oh, I'd rather jack.
450
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,799
Bet you would.
451
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,319
Rumours? You ever heard Rumours?
452
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,719
What? What?!
453
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,919
Rumours is one of the best albums
in the whole wide world!
454
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,839
Never even heard of it.
Excuse me?
455
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,399
You've never heard of Rumours?
Oh, you'll love it.
456
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,679
I'll burn you a copy. Tonight.
457
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,559
One of my all-time favourite albums.
458
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,799
Mine's Now 48.
459
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,639
Now 48?!
They're all on it, all me faves...
460
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:26,799
S-Club 7, Steps, Samantha Mumba,
Shaggy!
461
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,919
It wasn't me.
No. No, I'm sorry.
462
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,159
You can't have a Now album
as your favourite album. Why not?
463
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,879
Cos you can't have a compilation.
464
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,319
I can have what I want, John.
465
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,719
I love it, reminds me of the summer
I worked in River Island.
466
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,120
Well...
467
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,599
'You're listening to
the Big Big Drive Home with Andy.
468
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,959
'Just reading a report out today
that says more UK children have pets
469
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,879
'than ever before, with apparently
one in three households
470
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:55,479
'providing a home
to either a dog or a cat.'
471
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,959
Did you ever have any pets
when you were growing up?
472
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,839
Fish.
473
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,719
Everyone had fish. You used to
win them at summer fairs.
474
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,479
They don't allow that now... I know, that's
wrong, though, cos they're always half dead.
475
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,679
Bounce a ping pong ball into a jar
and win a goldfish.
476
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,119
My grandad cooked our fish.
477
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,840
We went to Pwllheli and he left it on
the thermostat and boiled the frigger.
478
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,519
Did you have any other pets?
479
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,519
Erm... Had a dog.
480
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,239
What happened to it?
481
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,839
Some other dogs attacked it.
It were awful.
482
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,399
One of the dogs...
483
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,679
(bit its dick off...)
484
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,079
WHAT?!
485
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,999
Well, I looked down
and it only had half a dick.
486
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,919
That's like a sex attack!
487
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,199
Awful. And then it looked up...
at me and Paul,
488
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,159
and then just... died.
489
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,159
So I rang my mate Dave up,
he come up,
490
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:49,440
and we put it in a Walkers crisps
box and took it to the pet cemetery.
491
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,519
?8.50 it were. Or two for 15 quid.
492
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:57,799
Lovely dog. Did you find out who
the owners were of the other dogs?
493
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,759
No, bastards. But it would hump
anything with a pulse.
494
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,159
It would walk silhouetted
across the room like that.
495
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,559
To the theme from Quantum Leap.
496
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,759
With its hand like that?
497
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,279
Its paw. I'm driving a car!
498
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,759
Its paws! Paws up...
499
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,079
Why?
500
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,639
Why?! And it were fruity,
with its lipstick out.
501
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,120
When it still had one.
502
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,039
They're all right, pets,
503
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,080
but it's just the looking after
them, isn't it, really?
504
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,199
How do you get on with Misty,
being at work all day?
505
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,559
She's a house dog.
She's very lazy.
506
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,399
Ken nips round at lunch time.
507
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,559
Why, has he got a key?
508
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,599
Yeah. You've given him
a key to your house? Yeah.
509
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,399
Why? In emergencies!
510
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,639
He nips in at lunchtime,
lets her out the back.
511
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,039
She has a little run round.
512
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,759
Sometimes, if he's going for a walk,
he'll take her with him.
513
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,679
You're very trusting,
giving him a key.
514
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,479
It's Ken, what's he going to do?
515
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,239
Dance around with
your knickers on his head. Ugh.
516
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,719
You're bad-minded, John,
that's your problem.
517
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,199
Leave a camera set up,
you'll soon find out.
518
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,319
Yes, we will soon find out.
519
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,919
Never mind You've Been Framed,
it'll be Ken Goes Dogging.
520
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,079
Right, pull over now.
What?
521
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,439
Just pull over here, quick.
522
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,200
Why, what's up? Oh, come on,
I was only having a laugh.
523
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,719
Excuse me?
524
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,119
Yeah, you - excuse me,
have you got a minute?
525
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,159
Do you know him?
526
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,439
Who is he? Hello!
527
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,039
You're beautiful, aren't you?
You out with your daddy?
528
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,279
You're beautiful. How old is she?
529
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,839
She's just six months. Aw!
530
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,719
Bloody handful, I can tell you.
531
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,959
Aw! Listen, would you mind settling
an argument for us? Go on.
532
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,399
Would you describe
yourself as a dogger?
533
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,159
Oh, sorry bud.
She don't mean any of fence.
534
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,039
Don't listen to her... Is this
a wind-up? No, not at all.
535
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,679
Oh, God. So why do you ask?
Are you both, um... doggers?
536
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,839
Well, I am. He just thinks
I'm just some kind of weirdo.
537
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,919
Most natural thing in the world!
I've done it for years.
538
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,559
How I met the wife. Aw!
539
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,039
See? And where do you...
Where do you do your dogging, mate?
540
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,559
To be honest,
best place I've found -
541
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,199
industrial estate, after dark.
Oh, right?
542
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,359
You need to keep your wits
about you. Yeah, yeah.
543
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,319
Why? You... looking for a mate
to go dogging with?
544
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,319
Me and the wife would
love the company.
545
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,159
Yeah, I don't see why not.
That'd be lovely.
546
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,119
See, told you.
547
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,559
He doesn't understand
the joys of dogging.
548
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,519
He's clearly never fucked in front
of a crowd, has he, flower?
549
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,959
Right, drive on.
550
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,200
Drive on, John!
John, drive, drive, drive!
551
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,359
'..Street in Ashton. That's still
closed due to accident.
552
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,439
'Avoid the area if you can...'
Are you OK?
553
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,999
World's gone mad.
554
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,719
'..Call us on the Forever FM
Jam Line, it's 08081570555.'
555
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:48,199
'Forever FM, traffic and travel.
With BrighterDayCareers. Co. uk.'
556
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,399
Oh, I forgot to tell you -
557
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,079
Dave Thomson and the team were happy
558
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,799
with me plans for the new
trolley regulations. Great.
559
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,639
They were particularly fond
of the name I suggested.
560
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,439
Oh, yeah? What was it?
561
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,160
Trolley Education.
562
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,840
Or just plain old TED for short.
563
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,079
That's so lovely.
564
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,520
He'd love that.
565
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,920
MUSIC: I Believe In You
by Kylie Minogue.
566
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,279
Are you out tonight?
567
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,360
No. I'm back round my mum's again.
568
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,879
Are you keeping her company more
since your dad.
569
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,759
No, I'm power washing
her stone cladding.
570
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,319
After I've taken her to Zumba.
Oh, where does she go?
571
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,239
Church hall, Prestolee,
near the crematorium.
572
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,839
Oh, she wants to try Shabam.
573
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,919
It's the new Zumba.
Works every muscle group.
574
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,759
She can come with me.
St Michael's Primary, every Tuesday.
575
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,759
Don't, you'll make me yawn.
How much?
576
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,119
?3.50, but they test
your cholesterol as well.
577
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,360
Who does?
Shirley's husband.
578
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,759
Is he trained?
579
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,759
Well, he got a pack from Flora a
couple of years back, he uses that.
580
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,479
Oh, ey up, you're wanted here.
Oh, it's Ken from next door.
581
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,599
You're shitting me. Don't say anything to him.
Don't say anything...
582
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,599
Hiya, Ken! Hiya, Kayleigh, love.
583
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,919
This is John, from work.
Oh, hiya, John!
584
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,439
Come in, why don't you? Come in!
This is Ken.
585
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,959
You've a grip there, eh?
I bet you need that.
586
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,880
Kayleigh, do you fancy
going dogging again, after Corrie?
587
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,919
Are you all right?
She just told me a joke, buddy.
588
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,319
I'll tell you it later, Ken.
589
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,079
I think we need to have a little
chat, Kenneth, all right?
590
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,119
OK, I'll come out now, Ken.
591
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,359
OK.
592
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,400
I'll leave that one with you,
Kayleigh. Shut up. Shut up.
593
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,720
I'll see you in the morning.
See you tomorrow. Yes.
594
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,280
Woof!
595
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,039
Get in there, Ken!
596
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,559
Whoo! "Since when?"
597
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:11,400
And I believe in you
598
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,799
I believe in you
599
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,399
I believe in
600
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,639
I believe in you
601
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,359
I believe in
602
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,679
I believe in you
603
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,519
I believe in
604
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,879
I believe in you
605
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,359
I believe in
606
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,399
I believe, I believe, I believe
607
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,640
In you.
608
00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:38,240
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