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What's this about?
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Um, I guess
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professionalism,
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like at least going through
the motions of doing the job
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and... and pretending
it matters.
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You're firing me?
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Henry, I need this job.
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Well, I am sorry.
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Okay, well, this is kind of
what I'm talking about.
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- Am I unfired?
- No.
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I just lost my job.
I need a drink.
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Please, Henry, don't...
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Look, I warned you three times, Tim.
What am I supposed to do?
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Not give a shit,
like a human being.
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Look, all you had to do
was be on time and not get drunk.
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It's not a difficult
job description.
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- It's 'cause I was born short.
- What? No no.
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Do you think it's easy holding that
fucking tray up so high?
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Look, Tim, this is only because
you're a shitty worker. That's it.
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Henry, the promoter's
looking for you.
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Yeah, okay,
just in one second, Lydia.
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The boss is busy firing me
'cause I make him uncomfortable.
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It's... it's not true.
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My car payments...
I'm gonna lose my car
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and my life will collapse
because of you.
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Are you happy?
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No, I'm not happy.
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You love the power,
big boss man.
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You're gonna think about this
tonight, jerkoff.
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Man over microphone:
And we are back.
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Does this seem okay to you?
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Oh, you look so handsome,
sweetie.
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- Really?
- Oh.
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No, no hot pockets, honey,
just salad,
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study the "Hannah Montanas"
and bed.
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You got new headshots again?
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Yeah, well, when my new
BASE-jumping movie comes out,
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I'll be bumped up to B list.
I gotta rebrand, you know.
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It's very bad.
It's described in his contract.
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Not only does this have six layers,
not five,
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- it's got four sides.
- Okay, I understand.
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You don't.
The man is a practicing Satanist
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- and five is very important to them...
- Okay.
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- Five layers, five sides,
the pentagram.
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You give a Satanist
a four-sided sandwich...
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that's like giving Golda Meir
a fucking baked ham.
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Okay, we're on it
and we have the new ones ready to go.
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- Henry, thank you.
- Sure.
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If Jackal Onassis bitches to me
about one more thing...
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No problem.
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Are those ready to go?
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- No.
- No?
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Hey Henry, check this out.
What do you think, man?
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Kyle, not now.
Roman, the encore just ended.
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I need these right now.
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What the fuck do you want from me?
I'm alone. Where's Tim?
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- Henry fired him.
- What?
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Okay, Alan's sending
a replacement.
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It's actually
someone we know.
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Why did you fire Tim?
Tim is awesome.
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Because Tim didn't give a shit
about the job,
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which is something I actually wanted
to talk to everyone about, okay?
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Attitudes have been getting
a little lax around here.
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And so I just wanted
to ask everyone if we could just...
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...act more professional.
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What? I'm trying
to be serious here, Roman.
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That's what makes it so funny...
your posture and everything.
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Okay, so just for tonight,
if you could please try and pretend
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to give 1/1,000,000%
of a shit.
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Wow, when did Knute Rockne
show up?
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Casey, welcome.
Thank you for,
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you know, the short notice.
Everybody, you remember Casey.
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Oh Lydia, I'm sorry.
Casey Klein.
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- Oh, welcome.
- Hi.
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Thank you.
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Casey's the replacement?
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- Dude, isn't that kind of awkward?
- It's not. I knew she was coming.
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- Casey.
- Yes.
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So tell me if you think it's cool
or like, you know...
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Cool, yeah.
I mean, you're wearing a blouse...
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...but that's cool.
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No, they told me it was
a unisex chemise.
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- I think it's lovely.
- Thanks.
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- Hey, team leader.
- Hey.
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It's fucking crazy
that you're a team leader.
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Yeah, and we're kind of
slammed tonight, so...
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Uh, okay.
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Well, is there something
that you want me to do?
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Shit. God damn it.
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Roman, you take that one.
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Here, can you pick those up?
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"Born out of Satan's Anus"...
Jeez, that's stupid.
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Satan is a fallen angel.
He can't poo.
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- Excuse me.
- He doesn't have an anus.
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Must be awkward
seeing Casey again, yeah?
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I think I'll be able
to manage.
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So Uda must be
fierce in the sack, huh?
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This actually isn't a conversation
I'm gonna participate in.
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You don't have to.
It's common knowledge
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that uptight, controlling women
are sexually explosive.
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- Casey.
- Hey.
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God, am I glad to have a girl
in this big boys' club.
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Yeah.
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You're so pretty.
You have to be an actress.
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Oh God, thank you.
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No, I'm actually a comedienne.
I'm not an actress.
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Like Whoopi Goldberg?
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Sort of.
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Oh, Ed... my ex...
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- Uh-huh.
... hates Whoopi Goldberg.
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He said that women shouldn't do comedy
because they're not naturally funny.
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Well, club owners...
many of them think that way.
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- And he has issues with blacks.
- Oh.
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So why he would have an affair
with one...
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that's... that is a question
for a psychologist.
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Yeah.
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Or as Ed would say,
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a Jew faggot.
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I'm serious, Jackal.
That was brilliant.
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I'm serious, Jackal.
That was brilliant.
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I mean, it was fucking brilliant.
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Oh thanks, Todd.
Thanks for being so full of shit, man.
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And I want to fuck your wife, so
blah blah blah bullshit from you, man.
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Uh, corrected sandwiches.
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Very sorry for the mix-up.
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Oh come on, man. I get bullshit
from everybody in my life.
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You can't seriously be very sorry
about sandwiches.
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This is your ex-husband?
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Very ex, yes.
Very ex.
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Oh, me and Escapade left town
back in Wapato.
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Escapade... that's your car?
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- My daughter, the future star.
- Your daughter.
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She acts, sings, dances,
does comedy.
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We sure would love to get
some pointers from you on being funny.
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- Oh God, I don't think...
- Oh.
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- I mean, I can try...
- Ah!
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...but I don't know
what I can tell you guys.
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Ohh.
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- Okay.
- Mm.
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How are you doing?
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- Because Kyle told me...
- Mm-hmm.
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That you and Henry
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used to...
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No. It was a long time ago.
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It's really not a big deal.
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- Yeah, I know how it is...
- No.
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...because after my divorce
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I still worked as the receptionist
at Ed's exterminating service.
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- It's...
- Cramped together...
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- Yeah, but...
... hate and lust all...
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Yeah, that doesn't sound great,
but it's so not...
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- We'll do a sign.
... the case.
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- A sign?
- We'll do a sign.
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If you feel uncomfortable
at any time,
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give me the sign.
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Great.
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So you're not sorry?
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Finally some reality. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
Is there anything else we can get you?
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You know, I wanted all this.
It's my fault.
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I wanted this fame, success.
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Do you guys know
the gypsy's curse?
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Your whole body
is covered with warts.
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"May you get everything
you wish for"...
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that's my curse.
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Sorry to hear that.
We actually have to go.
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Why? What, do you have
real-life responsibilities, man?
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- Yes.
- I wish I had those. I want those.
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I have a fake life.
I have fake friends,
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fake conversations,
fake experiences.
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The pussy, the money...
that's real.
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Look, the pussy's here
for the fame.
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What the fuck is money?
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It's mortar holding up
stinking walls of bullshit.
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You know what I wish
I could buy?
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This.
Just being you guys...
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you know, a real guy,
an ordinary job.
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This is a day job.
I'm a writer, hard sci-fi.
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But you deal with reality.
You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, I know what you're saying.
And that's why I think
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this is actually
not all that bad.
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Okay. Okay.
So then let's switch, man,
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just for tonight.
I mean, being me is easy, man.
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All you gotta do is throw on
some makeup, act like a total dick
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and let the chicks throw themselves
at you. What do you say?
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- Yeah, I'm in.
- What?
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I can do it. You have a girlfriend.
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
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What?
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Okay, hold on.
I am very sorry. I have to go.
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- Roman, on the back bar.
- Don't worry about me.
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- Now.
- Okay.
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Ron?
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Yes!
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Henry, the big boss man.
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- Oh shit.
- Oh.
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- Oh shit.
- Whoa.
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I saw the van. I was like,
"Please let that be Henry's crew. "
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- Yeah.
- Yes!
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- Wow, it's been a while.
- Yeah.
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Hey, how's Soup R' Crackers?
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- A great experience.
- Yeah?
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Yes. I need you
to get me backstage.
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Oh. I don't know, Ron.
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I mean, it's a crazy night
and I'll get in trouble.
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Yeah, no, I get it.
I was team leader.
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- Yeah.
- Sure. Absolutely. I get it.
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I just need you
to do me a favor.
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Will he do it?
I could call Paco.
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No. No, do not call Paco.
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I got it.
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That's Mandy.
That's my lady-friend.
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She's a big Jackal Onassis fan.
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I promised her I'd get her backstage
for an autograph.
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Henry,
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come on, buddy.
I need a miracle.
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Okay, just try to keep
a low profile, okay?
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I'm backstage
at Jackal Onassis!
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- Jesus.
- I'm gonna get my drink on.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Where's Roman?
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He's in makeup.
We switched.
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Jackal Onassis?
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I want to be called Dennis.
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Oh fuck.
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Hey, listen, don't be mad
at Roman, okay?
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I said I'd have all of you guys fired
if he didn't switch
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or if you told anybody,
so don't tell anybody.
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I just want to be
a real guy, man.
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- But this isn't real. This is fake.
- It's kind of real.
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- It's not real.
- It's realish.
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Can I get a beer?
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Yes, you may.
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Where are the beers?
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In the cooler.
Check wristbands.
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Jackal:
The cooler.
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Coming right up.
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There you go, sweetie.
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Don't "sweetie" me, asshole.
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Oh, that is real.
She just called me an asshole.
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That is fantastic.
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So what is
your girlfriend's name then?
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- My girlfriend?
- Yeah.
245
00:10:38,588 --> 00:10:40,021
Uda. Why?
246
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,456
Shooting the shit with my co-worker.
It's what I do.
247
00:10:42,492 --> 00:10:44,756
What line of work
is she in, buddy?
248
00:10:44,794 --> 00:10:47,854
Also catering,
so it's kind of boring.
249
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,228
Consider the shit shot.
250
00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:51,256
That is great.
Do you know what's actually boring?
251
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,029
Fucking models in penthouses.
252
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,900
- Really? That's boring?
- Yep.
253
00:10:54,937 --> 00:10:57,371
- It doesn't sound boring to me.
- Try doing it hundreds of times.
254
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,641
Still not boring.
255
00:10:58,808 --> 00:11:01,333
Malibu and Coke
and a Goldschläger shot.
256
00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,072
Coming right up.
257
00:11:03,112 --> 00:11:04,943
Hey, how's my boy doing
as team leader?
258
00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,278
This guy?
He's terrific.
259
00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:08,180
Yeah, I used to be his boss.
260
00:11:08,217 --> 00:11:11,277
Where the fuck is Jackal Onassis?
The show ended like an hour ago.
261
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,084
Hey, what did I say, sweetie?
We're gonna get that autograph.
262
00:11:14,123 --> 00:11:17,286
Why do you want his autograph anyway?
He's just a guy.
263
00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:19,385
He's awesome
and fucking famous.
264
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,364
God, who are you? A bartender nobody
who makes shitty drinks.
265
00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:23,922
Oh!
266
00:11:23,966 --> 00:11:25,991
I'm a bartender nobody, okay?
267
00:11:26,035 --> 00:11:28,799
How awesome is that?
This is really fun.
268
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,931
I want you so bad.
269
00:11:32,975 --> 00:11:34,772
Yeah, great.
I want you.
270
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,779
Woman: Whoa.
271
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,718
Woman 2:
Oh my God, there he is.
272
00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:49,123
- Hey.
- You are so awesome.
273
00:11:49,158 --> 00:11:51,888
- Yeah.
- I'm freaking out. I just...
274
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,862
could I please
get your autograph?
275
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:56,831
Yeah. Well, you know,
why don't we go to my dressing room,
276
00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:58,663
the three of us,
277
00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,896
and I'll do you first?
278
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,405
Does that turn you on?
279
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,233
I was just joking.
That was...
280
00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:09,972
ha ha ha ha...
281
00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:13,140
you know, jokes.
282
00:12:17,186 --> 00:12:20,986
Hey, we need glasses
in the back bar, please.
283
00:12:21,023 --> 00:12:22,854
Okay.
284
00:12:25,194 --> 00:12:27,253
So what, we don't see each other
for nine months
285
00:12:27,296 --> 00:12:28,991
and that's your big
opening line?
286
00:12:29,031 --> 00:12:32,558
Um, yeah.
I'm sorry, I just...
287
00:12:32,602 --> 00:12:35,162
I had to fire a guy.
And Roman's...
288
00:12:35,204 --> 00:12:37,001
doing something weird.
289
00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:39,064
- And there's a new guy.
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:41,372
There's a new guy.
It's just... it's a weird night.
291
00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:44,038
- Very weird.
- How have you been?
292
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,480
I've been fine.
293
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,245
The cruise was good.
294
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:49,444
- Yeah?
- It was...
295
00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:51,476
you know,
I worked on my act
296
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,512
and I did not get
a stomach virus,
297
00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:55,615
which I consider to be
some kind of a coup.
298
00:12:55,658 --> 00:12:58,525
- That is terrific.
- And now I'm back here.
299
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:00,222
- I'm working the grind.
- Great.
300
00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:02,697
Oh, I'm seeing
somebody now,
301
00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:05,292
which is purely
by way of information.
302
00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:07,325
It's not to make
any sort of awkward...
303
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,066
- Hi, Lydia.
- Hi.
304
00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:12,370
Do you need something?
305
00:13:13,409 --> 00:13:15,741
No.
306
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:17,575
Nope.
307
00:13:18,581 --> 00:13:20,378
- How are you?
- I'm good.
308
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:21,883
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I'm great.
309
00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:23,476
- How's acting?
- Acting?
310
00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:26,420
Um, no, I'm just, you know,
311
00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:28,685
team leading.
312
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,816
Right.
313
00:13:29,859 --> 00:13:31,884
This is where
the magic happened.
314
00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:35,830
They call this "the prep zone"...
"the prep zone. "
315
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:38,356
- Hey.
- Casey Klein. Casey Klein.
316
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,835
- Ron.
- Oh my God.
317
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:43,270
- What are you doing here?
- Oh my goodness.
318
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,774
Oh, Mandy... Casey.
I was her boss.
319
00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:47,400
Are you guys
back together?
320
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:49,673
- Oh, no no.
- No no no.
321
00:13:49,712 --> 00:13:51,236
How is Soup R' Crackers?
322
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,111
Oh.
323
00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:55,777
A great experience,
unbelievable.
324
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,752
That's really great, Ron.
I'm really happy for you.
325
00:13:57,787 --> 00:14:01,154
But this is the best part...
this beauty.
326
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:03,658
Mandy came in
and applied for a cashier job
327
00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:07,754
and I just had this feeling...
I just wanted to make her happy.
328
00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:10,823
- So he hired me.
- Yeah. Mission accomplished.
329
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:14,030
Until it cratered,
which sucks
330
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,231
because now I'm at IHOP
and it blows.
331
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,365
Wait, what do you mean it cratered?
What happened?
332
00:14:18,407 --> 00:14:20,170
Nothing.
333
00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:22,200
Nothing... nothing happened.
334
00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:24,440
I did everything right.
335
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,448
It should have been huge.
Bad economy...
336
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,473
what do you think of?
337
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:31,611
Soup kitchen, bread lines,
all-you-can-eat salad, right?
338
00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:35,146
And what does corporate do
with this opportunity?
339
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:37,489
They fucking go bankrupt.
340
00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:39,050
Ron, are we gonna get
the autograph
341
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,427
or just look
at bars and kitchens?
342
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,433
Yes. Yes, autograph.
343
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,196
Good to see you, Ron.
344
00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:48,294
Oh, good memories.
345
00:14:48,337 --> 00:14:49,804
Come on.
346
00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:51,636
I'm coming.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
347
00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:53,505
Yeah, so it's a weird night.
348
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:56,102
That girl is, like, 11.
349
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,205
- Um, the glasses.
- The glasses. The glasses.
350
00:14:59,248 --> 00:14:59,705
- Henry.
- Hey.
351
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:00,579
- Henry.
- Hey.
352
00:15:00,616 --> 00:15:03,608
Henry, listen, do me a favor.
Just remind your guys
353
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,280
to lock the door
when they go to the van,
354
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,982
because you get people
trying to sneak in.
355
00:15:07,023 --> 00:15:08,854
- It's a whole thing.
- Of course, sir. I'll take care of it.
356
00:15:08,891 --> 00:15:11,587
And can you tell the bartender
to go easy on the booze?
357
00:15:11,627 --> 00:15:13,595
- Sure.
- Okay, good.
358
00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,961
It's no picnic
being the boss, eh?
359
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,192
That's true.
360
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,224
"Are we having fun yet?"
361
00:15:19,268 --> 00:15:21,793
You look like that guy
on the beer ads.
362
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,829
- Yeah yeah, I get that a lot.
- Yeah.
363
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:27,206
I mean, everything you said...
I'm doing it.
364
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,336
They're just not
going for it.
365
00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:31,676
The contempt part's
really important, man.
366
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,143
I have total contempt
for these dumb bitches.
367
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,948
They're brainless morons.
368
00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:40,455
I don't know what to tell you, Roman.
You want to have sex with them?
369
00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:42,320
- Yes.
- Okay, well, that's the problem.
370
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,849
You have to not want it.
If you want it, they're not into it.
371
00:15:44,894 --> 00:15:46,885
Like Zeno's paradox.
372
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:50,421
I can't see shit
without my glasses.
373
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:52,525
Is that blonde over there hot?
374
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:53,899
The one with the tights
and the eyeliner?
375
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:56,200
- I don't know. I can't tell.
- It's a man.
376
00:15:56,238 --> 00:15:58,229
- Fucking shit.
- I think I saw some
377
00:15:58,274 --> 00:16:00,174
pretty damaged-looking sluts
over by the snack tray though.
378
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,040
- That's my type.
- Do it.
379
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,343
Mr. Jackal, Mr. Jackal,
I have a very special lady-friend
380
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,941
- who would love your autograph.
- Fuck off, loser.
381
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,217
Excuse me.
382
00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:14,984
- Hey, you must be the new guy.
- Yeah.
383
00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:16,855
Hey hey, how is it going
with Henry?
384
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,861
It is going fine with Henry.
Thank you for asking again.
385
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,988
I'm Dennis.
You must be Uda.
386
00:16:22,031 --> 00:16:24,022
- What? No, I'm Casey.
- Oh.
387
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,829
It's so weird
that you'd say Uda.
388
00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:28,598
I just... well, I know Henry's dating
a caterer named Uda, so...
389
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:33,607
Henry is... Henry is dating
Uda Bengt?
390
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,134
Blonde, works for
Valhalla Cater...
391
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,941
Isn't it something
392
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:42,951
how guys always rebound
to your opposite?
393
00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:46,648
My ex... his new girlfriend
is a professional athlete.
394
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:49,249
She's got triceps
that make her hat fly off.
395
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,918
Hey, how's it going, guys?
396
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,951
Fine.
397
00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:55,657
Ahem, Casey, may I speak with you
in the next room for a moment?
398
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:58,064
Yeah sure, Lydia.
What do you need help with?
399
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,533
Nothing.
I don't need anything.
400
00:16:59,568 --> 00:17:01,297
I thought we were doing
the getaway.
401
00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:03,305
What are you talking about?
What does that even mean...
402
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:05,136
- doing the getaway?
- Didn't you give me the sign?
403
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:07,699
I didn't do the sign.
I don't know what the sign is.
404
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:10,439
You totally did the sign.
It's this.
405
00:17:10,479 --> 00:17:13,505
There's no way that...
I've never done that in my life.
406
00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:16,450
So the host complained
you're making the drinks too strong.
407
00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:18,817
Am I gonna get fired, man?
408
00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:21,448
How intense would that be?
"You are terminated.
409
00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:24,118
Give me your key card. "
Right?
410
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,650
He just wants
to save on booze.
411
00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:27,559
Okay, pinching pennies.
412
00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:29,655
I never would have thought
about that, man.
413
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:32,132
That is fucking adorable.
This whole thing is awesome.
414
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:34,398
- Thank you so much.
- No problem.
415
00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:36,200
Hey, what's going on
with you and Casey?
416
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:38,035
Nothing. Why?
417
00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:41,134
It's just when I talked about
your girlfriend, she got a little weird.
418
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,507
Weird like upset or...?
419
00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:48,517
Just weird.
420
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,576
Weird.
421
00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:54,849
Just those eyes...
those vacant eyes.
422
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:57,415
So what do I do?
I give them something to live for,
423
00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:00,952
a direction, a hope, a future.
You guys ever heard of Nietzsche?
424
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,987
Hey, Jackal Onassis, man.
425
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:06,433
Hey, I just want to say I really really
respect your act, you know?
426
00:18:06,469 --> 00:18:08,460
- I'm in a band myself.
- Yeah, I bet you are.
427
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,768
What, is it emo pop bullshit
that you put up?
428
00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:13,001
Right. It's actually...
it's kind of like emo,
429
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,907
but it's more like
power emo, you know?
430
00:18:14,944 --> 00:18:16,571
That sounds
shittier than emo.
431
00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:19,513
- Do you guys play around?
- Yeah, you know, Cherry, Ice Castle.
432
00:18:19,548 --> 00:18:21,812
You should check us out.
You guys would fucking love it.
433
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,547
- How many albums have I sold?
- Eight million.
434
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:27,420
That's right. Eight million. So why
the fuck are you guys talking to this...?
435
00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:29,219
We have a show coming up next weekend.
You guys should come.
436
00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:30,486
I'll put you on the list.
It's super easy.
437
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,391
Wait a second.
Were you in "Society Kids"?
438
00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:35,226
- Yeah yeah.
- You were the Harvard guy.
439
00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:36,731
- Yes. Yeah.
- Oh my God.
440
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:39,029
I do a lot of acting and, you know,
some modeling and stuff.
441
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:40,968
- Security.
- I can see it.
442
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:44,268
- What's the problem, sir?
- I'm trying to talk to these girls.
443
00:18:44,306 --> 00:18:45,603
The problem is...
444
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,609
He is talking to them.
445
00:18:47,643 --> 00:18:49,235
But from the security angle...
446
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:51,610
Hey man, I just want to say
I have mad respect for you.
447
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,639
- Hey, give me you guys' names.
- Yeah, let's go.
448
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,985
Are you fucking serious?
449
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,284
Oh my God.
450
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:03,052
I am like your hugest fan.
451
00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:07,061
I'll do anything
for an autograph.
452
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:09,326
- Anything?
- Mm-hmm.
453
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,731
All right.
454
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,667
Home sweet home.
455
00:19:13,702 --> 00:19:15,067
Let me just find a pen.
456
00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:17,231
Those skulls are awesome.
457
00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:20,470
Yeah, I'm thinking of
getting rid of them. They're old.
458
00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:22,602
Oh, you want me to sign
one of these photos?
459
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:24,636
Actually, would you mind
doing two?
460
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,773
Okay. You want one
for your friend?
461
00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:28,749
For my twins.
462
00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:40,151
Sorry.
463
00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:51,166
She says she's okay,
but I worry.
464
00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:53,675
You know what?
Henry's the one I'm worried about.
465
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,438
Henry? Why?
466
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,843
Yeah, she dumped him...
yeah, booked the gig,
467
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,314
left him high and dry.
It was fucking cold.
468
00:20:00,349 --> 00:20:01,748
- What?
- Yeah.
469
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,048
- He did not mention that to me.
- He probably, you know,
470
00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:06,884
feels emasculated
and super embarrassed and stuff.
471
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:09,322
I'm sure he does.
It's classic Henry, right, Kyle?
472
00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,258
- That's right.
- And now they have to work together.
473
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,921
Can you even imagine
what he must have done to her?
474
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,555
Malibu and Coke.
475
00:20:15,598 --> 00:20:18,294
Has anybody seen
my little lady-friend?
476
00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:20,131
What are you looking...?
477
00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:21,966
Oh.
478
00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:23,562
I warned them.
479
00:20:23,606 --> 00:20:26,074
Workplace romance...
bad idea.
480
00:20:26,108 --> 00:20:29,168
You know, I got a team to run and
these two are screwing in the closet.
481
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:31,372
Seizing that desperate moment
amidst the drudgery.
482
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,142
That is some real life,
you guys.
483
00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:35,047
Henry and Casey aren't even
right for each other.
484
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:36,915
Henry is much better off
with Uda.
485
00:20:36,952 --> 00:20:38,886
Yeah, but you can tell
there's something still there.
486
00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:42,186
- They're totally awkward together.
- Wait, Henry's dating Uda Bengt?
487
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,419
- Yeah.
- Totally.
488
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,129
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
489
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,626
Yeah.
490
00:20:53,636 --> 00:20:55,627
If this is weird for you,
491
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,866
then I can totally get Alan
to send somebody else.
492
00:20:57,906 --> 00:21:00,170
- It's really not a big deal.
- No no no, not at all.
493
00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:02,677
Well, Dennis just told me
494
00:21:02,711 --> 00:21:05,236
that you're seeing Uda, so...
495
00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:08,375
I mean, if you told Dennis that
and you didn't tell me,
496
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,749
then I figure things are probably
kind of weird for you.
497
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:12,253
Okay, well, I was going
to tell you, but...
498
00:21:12,288 --> 00:21:14,051
What?
499
00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:15,886
I didn't want it
to be awkward.
500
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:18,358
Well, I don't want it
to be awkward either,
501
00:21:18,394 --> 00:21:20,385
- obviously.
- Okay. But it kind of is.
502
00:21:20,429 --> 00:21:23,227
So I don't know.
503
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:25,028
Well, if it's too weird,
I can call Alan
504
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,058
and have Mundo here
for tomorrow.
505
00:21:27,102 --> 00:21:29,468
It's up to you.
506
00:21:36,979 --> 00:21:38,446
Not the sign.
507
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:43,075
I don't know, okay?
I don't... I can't...
508
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:45,416
Here, look, I have a coin.
I'll flip a coin. How about that?
509
00:21:48,757 --> 00:21:52,318
Whoo! I got it.
He's so cool.
510
00:21:52,361 --> 00:21:55,421
- You got the autograph?
Yeah, on my tits.
511
00:21:55,464 --> 00:21:57,489
Oh.
512
00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,297
On both of them.
513
00:22:00,336 --> 00:22:02,167
That doesn't say
"Jackal Onassis. "
514
00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:04,001
Well, maybe it's his real name.
I don't know what it is.
515
00:22:04,039 --> 00:22:05,734
It's Arnold Sherling.
516
00:22:05,774 --> 00:22:09,073
And look.
Lucky I shaved yesterday.
517
00:22:09,111 --> 00:22:12,171
"Roman DeBeers. "
518
00:22:12,214 --> 00:22:13,579
What's that?
519
00:22:13,615 --> 00:22:15,606
Roman DeBee...
520
00:22:16,685 --> 00:22:19,245
- Roman.
What?
521
00:22:19,288 --> 00:22:22,451
- Roman.
- Who's that?
522
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,421
Heads.
523
00:22:26,462 --> 00:22:28,521
So I'll stay.
524
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:31,761
So heads was "stay"?
Was that heads?
525
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,631
- Yeah.
- Okay, good.
526
00:22:33,669 --> 00:22:36,365
Ron: It's Ron, you asshole.
You fucking weasel!
527
00:22:36,405 --> 00:22:38,566
That's my lady-friend!
What the fuck, man?
528
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,802
I had no idea. She didn't say
anything about a boyfriend.
529
00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:43,277
- Ron. God, don't embarrass me.
- Ron: Roman, you fucking weasel.
530
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:46,509
- Oh my God, is that Roman?
- I told you... crazy night.
531
00:22:46,548 --> 00:22:48,607
Mandy: You can't be jealous.
He's a superstar.
532
00:22:48,650 --> 00:22:52,177
No, listen to me.
That isn't Jackal Onassis.
533
00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:54,689
It's Roman.
I was his boss.
534
00:22:54,723 --> 00:22:56,714
I knew it.
See, he had no aura.
535
00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:59,125
Wait, so who signed my tits
and my VJ
536
00:22:59,161 --> 00:23:02,528
wasn't Jackal Onassis?
It was just some guy?
537
00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:04,464
The difference is what, folks?
Come on.
538
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,024
Oh yuck!
Kill him, Ron.
539
00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,660
- Fuck him up.
- I'm gonna fucking rip your...
540
00:23:07,703 --> 00:23:09,671
Roman:
Oh my God, get him!
541
00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:12,139
Man:
Holy shit. Oh!
542
00:23:12,174 --> 00:23:14,608
- Holy shit.
- Mandy: Baby?
543
00:23:15,778 --> 00:23:17,803
- What the fuck?
- How long does this last?
544
00:23:17,846 --> 00:23:19,313
Jackal, I'll handle it.
545
00:23:19,348 --> 00:23:22,181
All right, where's her wristband?
Do they even have passes?
546
00:23:22,217 --> 00:23:24,412
How did they get in?
How did you get in here, hmm?
547
00:23:24,453 --> 00:23:27,013
He let us in.
548
00:23:27,055 --> 00:23:28,682
Henry, come on.
549
00:23:28,724 --> 00:23:30,521
You're supposed to be the leader
and set an example.
550
00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:32,356
Now I'm gonna have to
call your boss.
551
00:23:32,394 --> 00:23:34,760
- Okay...
- She meant me. I let them in.
552
00:23:34,797 --> 00:23:36,822
Yeah, it's the bartender.
553
00:23:36,865 --> 00:23:39,197
I'm really sorry, boss.
Please don't fire me.
554
00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:41,361
Right.
555
00:23:42,371 --> 00:23:43,599
Right.
556
00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:46,767
Don't worry, Jeff.
I'll take care of this.
557
00:23:46,809 --> 00:23:48,800
Dennis,
558
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,539
you're fired!
559
00:23:52,748 --> 00:23:54,807
His first day...
560
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,943
poor Dennis.
561
00:23:59,822 --> 00:24:02,154
What a night.
562
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,183
And I got fired.
Thanks for that, man.
563
00:24:05,227 --> 00:24:07,092
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
564
00:24:07,129 --> 00:24:09,256
You picked the right
career choice.
565
00:24:09,298 --> 00:24:12,392
Well, actually I wanted
to be an actor.
566
00:24:12,434 --> 00:24:14,994
No no no, fame's a curse, man.
567
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:18,302
I go back to the gilded cage.
You get to go home, hang out with Uda.
568
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:21,605
Eat leftovers
and watch "The Mentalist" on TiVo.
569
00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:24,111
- I don't know what that is.
- It's a show.
570
00:24:24,146 --> 00:24:26,842
It's a guy who solves crimes
using his mind.
571
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:30,215
- It's Uda's favorite.
- Okay.
572
00:24:30,252 --> 00:24:32,914
I envy you, Henry.
573
00:24:33,956 --> 00:24:36,356
So here's what's happening:
We're gonna head back to the hotel,
574
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,655
we're gonna order some food
and we're gonna watch some...
575
00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:40,924
- what is it?
- "The Mentalist. "
576
00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:43,158
- "The Mentalist. "
- I love that show.
577
00:24:43,198 --> 00:24:45,189
Let's go.
578
00:25:14,897 --> 00:25:18,833
Well, I don't feel uncomfortable
about a lot of this,
579
00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:23,361
so I personally am looking forward
to being friendly co-workers.
580
00:25:23,405 --> 00:25:26,568
- Okay.
- Working side by side in the trenches.
581
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:30,567
Well, side by side...
technically I am your boss
582
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,910
so don't forget that.
583
00:25:43,191 --> 00:25:46,683
Rona: She is gonna be
the death of me.
584
00:25:46,728 --> 00:25:49,993
But I can't help it.
I love her so much. I love her so much.
585
00:25:50,032 --> 00:25:52,193
Henry, can you do me a favor?
586
00:25:52,234 --> 00:25:53,428
I can try.
587
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,493
Mandy is all I got.
588
00:25:55,537 --> 00:25:57,562
And I just want
to make her happy.
589
00:25:57,606 --> 00:26:00,632
And I have no money
coming in.
590
00:26:00,676 --> 00:26:03,509
She's bleeding me dry.
Can you talk to Alan Duk
591
00:26:03,545 --> 00:26:05,536
and see if...
592
00:26:05,581 --> 00:26:08,049
see if maybe he'll give me
my old job back?
593
00:26:09,251 --> 00:26:12,186
- I'll see what I can do.
- Yeah?
594
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:14,688
Henry.
595
00:26:14,723 --> 00:26:18,284
The autograph,
if she still wants it.
596
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,318
Henry,
597
00:26:20,362 --> 00:26:22,353
thank you so much.
598
00:26:22,397 --> 00:26:23,796
Sure.
599
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,426
Hey Mandy, I got it.
Didn't I say I was gonna get it?
600
00:26:26,468 --> 00:26:29,335
I got it. I got it. I got it.
601
00:26:29,385 --> 00:26:33,935
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