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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,015 --> 00:00:06,452 I first noticed the oil pressure dropping when I ran Fleischman to the Kenai Peninsula yesterday. 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,011 He's got some sort of public health thing over there. 3 00:00:09,089 --> 00:00:11,853 I don't know- immunizations or something. 4 00:00:11,925 --> 00:00:13,916 Oh, yeah? He is so annoying. 5 00:00:13,994 --> 00:00:17,225 "What's that?" Every time we hit an air pocket - "What's that? What's that?" 6 00:00:17,297 --> 00:00:21,256 I spent the whole time just trying to find an altitude where he wouldn't hyperventilate, 7 00:00:21,335 --> 00:00:24,463 and by the time we touched down, I was a nervous wreck. 8 00:00:24,538 --> 00:00:26,529 Okay, Mitch, crank it. 9 00:00:26,606 --> 00:00:29,507 Uuh! Oh! 10 00:00:29,576 --> 00:00:32,272 Stop, stop! Whoa! Oh, man! 11 00:00:32,346 --> 00:00:37,249 - Pushrod seal maybe? Well, it came from the cylinder. 12 00:00:37,317 --> 00:00:40,047 Oh, man, we have to tear the whole thing down. 13 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,521 Miss O'Connell? Yeah. 14 00:00:43,590 --> 00:00:47,082 Miss O'Connell, my name is Kevin Wilkins. This is Roger, Jimmy. Hey. 15 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,458 Hey. We're the Senior Class Committee at Cicely School. 16 00:00:49,529 --> 00:00:53,158 - Yeah? - Actually, we're the senior class at Cicely School. 17 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:54,473 The three of you? 18 00:00:54,474 --> 00:00:58,193 Well, there used to be Lisa French, but she moved, which is why we're here actually. 19 00:00:58,271 --> 00:01:02,901 See, homecoming is this weekend, and we don't have a homecoming queen. 20 00:01:02,976 --> 00:01:06,468 So, we were wondering, if it's not too inconvenient, would you do it? 21 00:01:06,546 --> 00:01:08,537 Me? Homecoming Queen? 22 00:01:09,616 --> 00:01:11,743 Well, why don't you ask a junior? 23 00:01:11,818 --> 00:01:13,669 We could, but there's only two girls in the class, 24 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:15,520 and they're twins, and they're, you know... 25 00:01:15,521 --> 00:01:16,755 Total kibble. 26 00:01:16,823 --> 00:01:19,053 Homecoming Queen is supposed to be a babe. 27 00:01:19,126 --> 00:01:21,060 This is a joke, right? 28 00:02:32,866 --> 00:02:35,528 Come on! Car wash! 29 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:45,901 Come here! 30 00:02:47,047 --> 00:02:50,778 Hey, Cicelians, Chris in the Morning wishing everybody a happy homecoming. 31 00:02:50,851 --> 00:02:55,754 Join me this Saturday at the south fork of theJefferson River for the big end-of-the-season fly-fiyhing match... 32 00:02:55,822 --> 00:02:58,791 between the Nipnuk Whales and your own Cicely Marmots. 33 00:02:58,859 --> 00:03:02,056 Helming up the Marmots effort's gonna be team captain Kevin Wilkins, 34 00:03:02,128 --> 00:03:06,064 a Cicely senior who last week caught a 24-inch rainbow... 35 00:03:06,132 --> 00:03:09,568 with seconds remaining to beat Talkeetna at the buzzer. 36 00:03:09,636 --> 00:03:14,596 Freshman fish-off is gonna be at 8:00 a. m., followed by junior varsity at 10:00 and the varsity at 2:00. 37 00:03:14,674 --> 00:03:18,405 Now, it says right here- I'm not makin' this up- "Be there or be square. " 38 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:22,437 I don't know what that means, so I'm not takin' any chances. I'm gonna be there. 39 00:03:31,358 --> 00:03:33,986 Yes? 40 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:36,290 - Mrs. Miller? - Yes. 41 00:03:36,363 --> 00:03:40,322 I'm Amy Patterson of the Internal Revenue Service. 42 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,803 Yes, I have all my records ready- uh, fiscal year 1991. 43 00:03:44,871 --> 00:03:48,807 Good. Let me tell you why we're conducting this audit. 44 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:53,903 Every tax return we receive is assigned a score based on a computer-generated formula. 45 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:57,541 Your Schedule " C" was flagged because it failed to correspond... 46 00:03:57,617 --> 00:04:00,347 to the normal range of scores for your type of business. 47 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,082 Do you understand me? Uh-huh. 48 00:04:03,156 --> 00:04:07,752 Now, it doesn't mean you did anything wrong. In fact, it could be the government owes you money. 49 00:04:07,827 --> 00:04:09,590 It happens. 50 00:04:09,663 --> 00:04:14,794 But what we need to do together, is to come up with some reasonable explanation... 51 00:04:14,868 --> 00:04:17,496 for the anomaly. Can I pay for this, Ruth-Anne? 52 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:20,540 Oh, um- Please. 53 00:04:20,607 --> 00:04:22,541 That it, Walt? 54 00:04:22,609 --> 00:04:25,544 Yeah. The old Ford finally gave out on me. 55 00:04:25,612 --> 00:04:28,240 That's $55.42. 56 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:32,513 I got a few beaver here and some wolverine, otter. 57 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:36,078 That one's fox. Oh, that's a beauty. 58 00:04:36,156 --> 00:04:41,287 Tell you what. You bring me one more fox and two or three weasels, and we'll call it even. 59 00:04:41,361 --> 00:04:43,921 Deal. Okay. 60 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:52,405 Tell me, Ruth-Anne, do you have many customers like him? 61 00:04:52,472 --> 00:04:54,770 What do you mean? Barter traffic- 62 00:04:54,841 --> 00:04:58,106 people who trade goods or services for merchandise. 63 00:04:58,178 --> 00:05:00,169 Oh, all the time. 64 00:05:01,181 --> 00:05:05,208 Well, it must be a struggle for you, tracking inventory. 65 00:05:05,285 --> 00:05:09,483 Oh, not really. I just put it on the shelf and hope somebody'll buy it. 66 00:05:09,556 --> 00:05:11,990 So when do you pick up the sale? Excuse me? 67 00:05:12,058 --> 00:05:15,721 How do you record the sale? I didn't sell it. I traded it. 68 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:28,904 Look here, Ed. I want to show you something. Take a look at that. 69 00:05:28,975 --> 00:05:32,001 "The five wealthiest men in the interior. " 70 00:05:32,078 --> 00:05:34,069 Number one again, Maurice. Congratulations. 71 00:05:34,147 --> 00:05:37,548 No, no, no. Look- Look down here at number four. 72 00:05:37,617 --> 00:05:41,951 "Lester Haines. " Don't pop any buttons now. 73 00:05:42,956 --> 00:05:45,720 H- He's one of your people, Ed. 74 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:48,625 Lester. He's Haida- actually, Raven Clan. 75 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:52,187 Uh-huh. Well, whatever. 76 00:05:52,265 --> 00:05:55,359 The point is, he's the first Indian to crack the big five. 77 00:05:55,435 --> 00:05:57,699 Oh, yeah? 78 00:05:57,771 --> 00:06:01,764 - Any lessons in that, Ed? - Uh, well- 79 00:06:01,841 --> 00:06:05,641 Any thoughts of, uh, perseverance? 80 00:06:05,712 --> 00:06:07,703 Opportunity? 81 00:06:09,849 --> 00:06:12,875 You're not on my wavelength, are you, son? 82 00:06:12,952 --> 00:06:16,115 My point is, that, uh, 83 00:06:16,189 --> 00:06:21,320 no matter how disadvantaged a group a person's born in, it's no barrier to success. 84 00:06:21,394 --> 00:06:26,661 You keep your head down, your aim high, and you will succeed. 85 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:28,826 That's the story here. 86 00:06:28,902 --> 00:06:31,996 Right. Uh, don't let me keep you from your work. 87 00:06:35,308 --> 00:06:37,299 Hey. Hey, nice match last week. 88 00:06:37,377 --> 00:06:39,368 Thank you. Hook 'em, Kevin. 89 00:06:39,446 --> 00:06:43,348 All right. Hey, Kevin, that was a hell of a finish against Talkeetna. 90 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:47,147 Well, thank you, Mr. Vincoeur. Dave? Dave, pour this man a Pepsi on the house. 91 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:50,189 He's gonna take us all the way to the state finals. 92 00:06:50,256 --> 00:06:53,487 How's the casting arm? Oh, it's great. Hey, is, uh, Miss O'Connell around? 93 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,529 Yeah, Maggie? She's right over there. Okay. Thank you, Mr. Vincoeur. 94 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,891 Oh, hi, Kevin. Hi. 95 00:07:02,969 --> 00:07:04,960 Hey, sit down. Hey, sorry to bother you. 96 00:07:05,038 --> 00:07:07,871 I just wondered if, uh, you'd made up your mind yet. 97 00:07:07,941 --> 00:07:09,932 Right. This weekend, huh? 98 00:07:10,009 --> 00:07:12,000 Here you go. Thanks. 99 00:07:12,078 --> 00:07:14,569 Well, you know, I was thinking, and, um- 100 00:07:14,647 --> 00:07:17,946 Well, I'm just a little too old to be Homecoming Queen, don't you think? 101 00:07:18,017 --> 00:07:21,714 No. Not to me. Well, not old old. 102 00:07:21,788 --> 00:07:23,915 Just that- 103 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:28,450 Well, it's just a little silly, isn't it? Well, I guess. 104 00:07:28,528 --> 00:07:32,396 Do you really want me to do this? Yeah. I'll do anything. 105 00:07:32,465 --> 00:07:35,832 I'll shovel your drive this winter. I'll take out your trash. 106 00:07:35,902 --> 00:07:38,063 You don't have to do that. 107 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:44,970 Okay. You'll do it? That is so great! This is really a big help. 108 00:07:45,044 --> 00:07:47,205 Thanks, Miss O'Connell. Maggie. 109 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,441 Maggie. Great. 110 00:07:49,516 --> 00:07:51,950 Maggie! Telephone! 111 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:56,411 It's Dr. Fleischman. Oh. 112 00:07:56,489 --> 00:07:58,957 Ahh, Fleischman? 113 00:07:59,025 --> 00:08:03,257 Hello? O'Connell, have you seen my Pearlcorder? 114 00:08:03,329 --> 00:08:05,729 Hey. What? I- I can barely hear you. 115 00:08:05,799 --> 00:08:09,045 My little tape recorder. I use it to take notes. 116 00:08:09,046 --> 00:08:10,668 Yeah. What about it? 117 00:08:10,737 --> 00:08:13,297 It may have fallen out of my pocket in your plane. 118 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:15,841 Huh. I didn't see it. Are you sure? 119 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:18,673 Yeah, yeah. Look, uh, why? Is it important? 120 00:08:18,745 --> 00:08:22,738 Yeah, it's very important. It happens to be very expensive. It cost me a couple hundred dollars. 121 00:08:22,816 --> 00:08:27,253 Well, huh. You know what? You didn't pack it. I bet you anything. 122 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:31,279 Look, listen to me. I need the thing to take patient histories, okay? 123 00:08:31,357 --> 00:08:33,224 So buy a pencil. 124 00:08:33,225 --> 00:08:34,758 O'Connell, please, it's gotta be in your plane. 125 00:08:34,828 --> 00:08:38,787 This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't pulled that little roller coaster act over the mountains. 126 00:08:38,865 --> 00:08:42,164 Oh, so now it's my fault? You rolled that thing on purpose. 127 00:08:42,235 --> 00:08:45,671 Fleischman- Fleischman, you're such a child. 128 00:08:45,738 --> 00:08:50,004 I mean, God! You want - Wait, you're breaking up. 129 00:08:50,076 --> 00:08:54,274 Fleischman, let me tell you somethin'. This is just ridiculous. I don't know where your recorder is. 130 00:08:54,347 --> 00:08:58,306 - Why would I want to keep your recorder? Hello? - Hello? Hello? 131 00:08:58,384 --> 00:09:00,978 Fleischman? Fleischman? 132 00:09:01,054 --> 00:09:04,512 Hello, hello, hello? O'Connell! 133 00:09:08,428 --> 00:09:11,829 Hello? O'Connell? O'Connell! 134 00:09:16,536 --> 00:09:19,505 - Lester. - Maurice. 135 00:09:20,506 --> 00:09:22,838 What brings you to this part of the tundra? 136 00:09:22,909 --> 00:09:25,503 Oh, I just thought I'd pay a little informal visit, 137 00:09:25,578 --> 00:09:27,910 congratulate you on cracking the top five. 138 00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:31,246 Thanks. You wouldn't believe the number of calls I've been getting. I imagine. 139 00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:34,753 Is that a Tansey? Yeah. Myra surprised me with it last month. 140 00:09:34,821 --> 00:09:37,790 Please, have a seat. Oh, thanks. 141 00:09:37,857 --> 00:09:40,724 I was just over at the, uh, Hanson Realty Company, 142 00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:45,025 and, uh, Bob tells me you're gonna unload your Salmon River property. 143 00:09:45,098 --> 00:09:48,192 - Thinkin' about it. - Well, when we talked about it a year- 144 00:09:48,268 --> 00:09:52,227 no, no, two years ago, you weren't interested in selling at all. 145 00:09:52,305 --> 00:09:55,399 Yes? 146 00:09:55,475 --> 00:09:57,500 Hi, big guy. 147 00:09:57,577 --> 00:09:59,772 What do you want another pony for? 148 00:09:59,846 --> 00:10:02,041 Oh, I don't think Freckles is lonely. 149 00:10:02,115 --> 00:10:05,812 He has you and Heather to keep him company. 150 00:10:05,885 --> 00:10:08,046 Well, I think Mommy's right. 151 00:10:08,121 --> 00:10:11,852 If you still feel this way when it's your birthday, we'll talk about it. 152 00:10:11,925 --> 00:10:15,622 Deal? Okay, pal, we'll see you tonight. 153 00:10:16,629 --> 00:10:20,395 So, what happened to change your mind? Why do you want to sell now? 154 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:24,129 Maurice, what usually changes your mind? You got a better offer. 155 00:10:24,203 --> 00:10:27,297 Group from Portland- ophthalmologists mostly. 156 00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:30,536 What's their idea? Same thing you talked about- 157 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:33,773 luxury resort, fishing, hunting. 158 00:10:33,846 --> 00:10:36,212 And they're overpaying, believe me. 159 00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:40,548 Not necessarily. It depends on their financing package. If you get good terms and you get- 160 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,714 Excuse me, Mr. Haines. Yes, Anacleto? 161 00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:46,122 Fabric samples for the screening-room chairs. 162 00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:50,720 First choice, second choice. Thank you, sir. 163 00:10:50,797 --> 00:10:53,322 - Raven Clan? - Anacleto? 164 00:10:53,399 --> 00:10:55,424 He's Filipino. Oh. 165 00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:57,799 Well, like I said, I only dropped by for a minute. 166 00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:00,839 You and Myra ought to come over and have dinner sometime, 167 00:11:00,907 --> 00:11:02,932 look at some of my new acquisitions. 168 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:08,743 I've, uh - My tastes are not as modern as yours, but I've got a nice Giacometti, and some early Mondrian. 169 00:11:08,815 --> 00:11:11,215 She'd love it. Oh, good. 170 00:11:11,284 --> 00:11:15,880 Uh, how about tomorrow night? I'll, uh - I'll invite Bob Hanson over to round out the table. 171 00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:19,618 We'll talk some more about this Portland deal. 172 00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:21,683 Oh, I think we're free. Good. 173 00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:25,253 Uh, 8:00? Yeah, 8:00's fine. 174 00:11:26,599 --> 00:11:30,433 Hello? Yes. Yes, how are you? 175 00:11:30,503 --> 00:11:36,032 March 22, S. T., window washing, $ 18.00. 176 00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:38,100 Oh, Stan Tinley. 177 00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:42,978 Uh, his Snogo business was in the dumps, so I let him wash windows for groceries. 178 00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:45,677 Basically another non-recorded transaction. Is that it? 179 00:11:45,752 --> 00:11:49,483 What is the big deal? No cash was involved. 180 00:11:49,555 --> 00:11:54,219 Nevertheless, an economic event did take place. Well, I'd hardly call it an " event. " 181 00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:57,854 Ruth-Anne, your failure to record such events... 182 00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:00,922 has had the net effect of lowering gross receipts, 183 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,161 inflating costs of goods sold, 184 00:12:03,236 --> 00:12:06,364 and ultimately resulting in deficient payment of taxes. 185 00:12:06,439 --> 00:12:08,430 And I must advise you... 186 00:12:08,508 --> 00:12:12,911 that if the total deficiency exceeds 25% of the total income, 187 00:12:12,979 --> 00:12:15,311 you could be subject to charges of felony fraud. 188 00:12:15,381 --> 00:12:18,248 Felony? 189 00:12:19,685 --> 00:12:21,846 Excuse me. May I use your phone? 190 00:12:21,921 --> 00:12:24,014 Yeah, sure. 191 00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:29,790 And this Tinley fellow - Did you pick up that $18 of groceries on his 1099? 192 00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:32,990 If not, he's underreporting his income. 193 00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:39,904 Gerald? Yes, I wanted to talk to you. 194 00:12:39,972 --> 00:12:42,907 I thought we agreed to keep everything from the children. 195 00:12:42,975 --> 00:12:45,409 "Not poison the well. " Isn't that what you said? 196 00:12:45,478 --> 00:12:48,572 Oh, don't give me that! 197 00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:51,640 You are so full of crap! 198 00:12:51,717 --> 00:12:54,777 Gerald, he is only eight years old! 199 00:12:54,854 --> 00:12:57,288 He cannot make up his mind for himself. 200 00:12:57,356 --> 00:13:00,120 And I was not on tranquilizers. Do you hear me? 201 00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:04,755 It was hot. I was tired. I lost grip of the wheel. 202 00:13:04,831 --> 00:13:07,959 Well, you must have told him something, Gerald, 203 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:11,367 because my own son is asking me if I'm a drug addict! 204 00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:15,931 Oh, I know what you're doing here, and it's not gonna work. 205 00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,408 I am not the bad parent. 206 00:13:18,478 --> 00:13:22,471 I am not the one who can't keep it in his pants! 207 00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:42,761 Now, where were we? March 22. 208 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:47,795 Yes. Eighteen dollars, window washing. 209 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,380 I got some zircon earrings and matching pin... 210 00:13:56,449 --> 00:14:00,317 that are gonna go dyno with that. 211 00:14:00,386 --> 00:14:04,755 Oh, I don't know. This slip-What do you think? Mega. 212 00:14:04,824 --> 00:14:07,452 I think I'm just gonna take it back. Why? 213 00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:10,325 Because this is silly. What? 214 00:14:10,396 --> 00:14:13,854 Well, you know, buying a new dress for homecoming when you're 31 years old. 215 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:17,664 Besides, don't you think this is too low in the back, back here? No way. 216 00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:20,137 Show 'em some skin. 217 00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,834 When else am I gonna wear something like this? 218 00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:27,005 All those guys are gonna be bustin' out of their jeans. 219 00:14:27,079 --> 00:14:30,014 Yeah? You look hot. 220 00:14:30,082 --> 00:14:33,779 Really? Well, maybe I could find a place to wear it- 221 00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:36,788 Maurice's party and Founders' Day maybe. 222 00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:40,519 Ooh, whoa. Major backflip. You okay? 223 00:14:40,593 --> 00:14:42,584 Ooh, yeah. Huh! 224 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:48,490 Did I ever tell you that I was Homecoming Queen when I was in high school? Me too. 225 00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:51,469 Really? I was captain of the cheerleaders too. 226 00:14:51,537 --> 00:14:53,528 Those were fun times. 227 00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:57,064 I bet the entire varsity wanted to get in your pants. 228 00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:59,976 Mm-hmm! Well, I had seven guys ask me to the homecoming dance. 229 00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:04,915 That Kevin Wilkins is cute. He is, isn't he? 230 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:09,379 What? Oh, nothing, nothing. 231 00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:14,017 I just think, you know, maybe he has a tiny little crush on me. 232 00:15:14,093 --> 00:15:17,620 The way he avoids eye contact and can't really get his words out. 233 00:15:17,697 --> 00:15:20,188 - It's really very sweet. - You gonna do him? 234 00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:22,598 - What? - Nice buns. 235 00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:25,762 Shelly, he's 17 years old. They have laws against things like that. 236 00:15:25,838 --> 00:15:27,772 Maybe. 237 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:33,403 But that age, they keep going and going- just like the battery bunny rabbit. 238 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:37,507 How about those earrings? 239 00:15:38,951 --> 00:15:44,890 Well, Ed, you're gonna have to hold down the fort. I'm stuck in inventory hell all day with the dragon lady. 240 00:15:48,394 --> 00:15:51,056 Ed, did you hear me? 241 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:53,121 Oh. Sure thing, Ruth-Anne. 242 00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:58,297 - Boy, I bet he's rich. - Who? 243 00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,862 Oh, theJolly Green Giant. 244 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:04,432 All those vegetables. But is he happy? 245 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:07,411 Does he really like working in the valley? 246 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,881 He sure seems happy. Ho-ho-ho! 247 00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:14,784 Is something bothering you, Ed? 248 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:17,721 No. Well, I was just wondering, you know- 249 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,759 What? Well, is it all right not to make a lot of money? 250 00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:24,990 Oh, of course it is. There are a lot of things in life more important than money. 251 00:16:25,064 --> 00:16:27,058 'Cause I was talkin' to Maurice, and he said 252 00:16:27,059 --> 00:16:28,056 That's your problem. 253 00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:34,069 Ed, don't listen to that old blowhard. He may have money, but that's about all he has. 254 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,301 You're going to be an artist, remember? 255 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,775 Okay. 256 00:16:40,479 --> 00:16:42,709 Thanks, Ruth-Anne. You're welcome. 257 00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:48,976 Ruth-Anne, this boat- Is this a hobby of yours? 258 00:16:49,055 --> 00:16:54,755 Oh, heavens, no. Oscar Shumway brought that in lastJune for 600 feet of irrigation hose. 259 00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:57,762 Did you include it on your '92 inventory? Kayak? 260 00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,162 Yes. Its value could be the basis for- 261 00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:07,972 Never mind. 262 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:12,306 What about the hose? How much was the cost of the hose? I don't know- 263 00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:14,539 $200 maybe. 264 00:17:14,613 --> 00:17:18,481 And, uh, this? Uh, what's the value of this? 265 00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:21,850 Oh, that's part of an old guitar that my son Rudy played. 266 00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:24,185 He broke it trying to imitate Hendrix. 267 00:17:24,256 --> 00:17:26,588 I don't know why I keep it around. 268 00:17:29,261 --> 00:17:32,389 Tell me-Tell me about this Rototiller here. 269 00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:36,959 Well, uh, Ray White brought that back because he couldn't make the payments. 270 00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:39,903 It cost me about $300, I think. 271 00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:42,964 There should be a receipt someplace. 272 00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:45,033 Oh, here it is. 273 00:17:46,312 --> 00:17:49,873 Oh, God. 274 00:17:49,949 --> 00:17:51,712 Mrs. Patterson? 275 00:17:53,185 --> 00:17:56,882 Oh, please go ahead. It was, uh, 276 00:17:56,956 --> 00:17:59,857 $317.42. 277 00:17:59,925 --> 00:18:04,988 What do you call a man who sleeps with his own marriage counselor? 278 00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:10,566 He said things were getting better. We were making progress. 279 00:18:10,636 --> 00:18:14,834 That's why he wanted the extra sessions. 280 00:18:14,907 --> 00:18:17,603 Oh, God. 281 00:18:20,746 --> 00:18:24,512 The next time you're on the Côte d'Azur, forget St. Tropez. 282 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:29,247 You gotta travel inland to a little hillside burg called St. Paul-de-Vence. 283 00:18:29,321 --> 00:18:32,017 You didn't think it was too touristy? No. 284 00:18:32,091 --> 00:18:34,423 We prefer Biot. 285 00:18:34,493 --> 00:18:37,018 Small, forgotten. 286 00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:39,223 It just exudes Provence. 287 00:18:39,298 --> 00:18:41,766 I'll have to put that on my list. 288 00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:45,736 Say, Lester, Maurice and I were talking earlier about your Salmon River deal. 289 00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:49,605 Yeah, you still selling to those, uh, eye doctors in Oregon? 290 00:18:49,675 --> 00:18:54,078 I talked to my attorney this afternoon. He's advising me to take their offer. 291 00:18:54,146 --> 00:18:57,877 That's because he hasn't seen my offer. Maurice. 292 00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:03,653 I decided to run something up the flagpole, see if anybody saluted. 293 00:19:03,722 --> 00:19:06,816 I've, uh, redrawn the lines... 294 00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:08,883 on those lots... 295 00:19:08,961 --> 00:19:12,863 that your friends in Portland are talking about. 296 00:19:12,932 --> 00:19:15,093 See what you think of these numbers, Lester. 297 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:18,659 Not fair, Maurice. Not while we're having such a nice meal. 298 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,971 Point well taken, lovely lady. 299 00:19:25,044 --> 00:19:27,740 Cheers. 300 00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:32,440 Coming. 301 00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:37,683 Don't you look handsome? Come on in. Okay. 302 00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:40,657 This is for you. 303 00:19:40,726 --> 00:19:42,990 Oh, that's so sweet. Yeah. 304 00:19:43,062 --> 00:19:46,259 Well, my mom told me I should pin it on you, 305 00:19:46,332 --> 00:19:48,266 so- 306 00:19:49,268 --> 00:19:52,726 Ow! Oh! Oh, gosh. Look, maybe I can help, you know? 307 00:19:52,805 --> 00:19:55,069 All right. These things can be tricky sometimes. 308 00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:58,600 Okay, let's see. 309 00:19:59,678 --> 00:20:01,612 There. 310 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,614 How's that? Awesome. 311 00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:08,448 Whoop. 312 00:20:08,521 --> 00:20:12,013 - Hello? - Did you find it? 313 00:20:12,091 --> 00:20:16,790 Fleischman, I looked, I didn't see it. All right? Look, I can't talk right now. I have company. 314 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:19,228 - What? - I have company. I'm going out. 315 00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:22,165 - Did you look under the seats? - Fleischman, I'm hanging up now. 316 00:20:22,234 --> 00:20:24,989 - No, O'Connell - Look, believe it or not, my life does 317 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,967 not revolve around you or your personal electronics. 318 00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:30,497 All right? Now, sweet dreams. 319 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:32,567 Wait! Wait! 320 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:35,240 Ready? 321 00:20:35,314 --> 00:20:40,081 Twelve years of marriage. Two children. 322 00:20:40,152 --> 00:20:42,871 You know what I said to him? I said, 323 00:20:42,872 --> 00:20:45,590 "How could you do this to me, you son of a bitch?" 324 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:50,990 He said his therapist gave him a standing ovation. 325 00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:55,397 His therapist! His lover! 326 00:20:57,636 --> 00:21:00,127 Ohh, in your worst fantasy- 327 00:21:00,205 --> 00:21:04,767 you know, when you think your husband might be sleeping with somebody else- 328 00:21:04,843 --> 00:21:08,244 you think, well, you know, she's at least attractive, 329 00:21:08,314 --> 00:21:10,373 probably young. 330 00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:15,148 I mean, for the love of God, what else would be the point? 331 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:23,192 Where's accounts receivable for August? 332 00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:26,891 Mrs. Patterson, I don't think you're in any fit condition to go on with this audit. 333 00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:29,958 I'm fine, I'm fine. I really am. I'm fine. 334 00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:34,267 Well, I'm wrung out. Can't this wait until tomorrow morning? 335 00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:38,574 I do have a room at the bed-and-breakfast. 336 00:21:40,679 --> 00:21:43,375 What? 337 00:21:43,449 --> 00:21:47,112 I don't want to be alone. 338 00:21:58,163 --> 00:22:01,132 A lot of guys only pay attention to their cast, you know? 339 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,465 No. The key is really in the retrieve. 340 00:22:04,536 --> 00:22:06,902 You can throw 30 feet of line out there, 341 00:22:06,972 --> 00:22:10,203 but what's the point if you don't know how to play it? 342 00:22:10,275 --> 00:22:12,266 Exactly. 343 00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:22,387 - Pretty good acoustics. - Yeah, very good. 344 00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:38,325 All right, all right, all right. 345 00:22:38,404 --> 00:22:40,668 Can I have your attention? 346 00:22:41,907 --> 00:22:44,375 Okay, time for the king to crown the queen. 347 00:22:47,546 --> 00:22:49,537 I'm just gonna- Oh, all right. 348 00:22:49,615 --> 00:22:52,049 put it on, all right? 349 00:22:52,117 --> 00:22:55,052 Yep. All right, smile! 350 00:22:59,224 --> 00:23:02,625 All right, everyone. Time for the Coronation Dance. 351 00:23:02,695 --> 00:23:07,155 Let's hear it for Kevin and Maggie, front and center. 352 00:23:07,232 --> 00:23:09,223 Yeah! 353 00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:31,847 Uh, you dance good. 354 00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:34,654 Oh, thank you, Kevin. 355 00:23:34,727 --> 00:23:38,493 So, uh, what's with you and Dr. Fleischman? 356 00:23:38,564 --> 00:23:41,863 Excuse me? You know, the phone call. 357 00:23:41,934 --> 00:23:44,869 Oh. Nothing. 358 00:23:44,937 --> 00:23:49,033 Ohh. Are you two seeing each other? 359 00:23:49,108 --> 00:23:53,772 Me and Fleischman? No, no. God, no. We can't even stand being in the same room together. 360 00:23:53,846 --> 00:23:57,373 So, uh, you're a free agent? 361 00:23:59,017 --> 00:24:03,147 Kevin, we need to talk. Um, you know, you're really charming, 362 00:24:03,222 --> 00:24:05,622 and- and I'm flattered by all this attention. 363 00:24:05,691 --> 00:24:08,524 But, you know, you're gonna be going away next year, 364 00:24:08,594 --> 00:24:10,858 and- and you may not believe it now, 365 00:24:10,929 --> 00:24:14,387 but you're gonna just meet lots of girls- 366 00:24:14,466 --> 00:24:17,458 you know, girls your own age. Well, I already have a girlfriend. 367 00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:19,800 You do? 368 00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:22,204 Well, yeah. She's a freshman at " U" Dub. 369 00:24:22,274 --> 00:24:24,538 Oh. 370 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:27,545 Wait. You think I have the hots for you? 371 00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:29,581 No, no. 372 00:24:29,648 --> 00:24:33,709 You know, I was just making conversation about you and Dr. Fleischman, I mean. Of course. 373 00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:37,984 We just think it's too bad a great looking woman like you is alone all the time, that's all. 374 00:24:38,056 --> 00:24:41,822 What do you mean, " we"? The guys. 375 00:24:41,894 --> 00:24:44,192 Well, everybody knows you don't go out that much. 376 00:24:44,263 --> 00:24:48,495 But I guess that's just because you must like it that way, huh? 377 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,626 Right. Yeah. Independent, on your own. 378 00:24:50,702 --> 00:24:52,932 - Absolutely. - Well, that's good, 'cause 379 00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:55,162 Well, some of the guys think you're just lonely. 380 00:24:57,643 --> 00:25:01,306 Do- Do you like this song? 381 00:25:02,714 --> 00:25:05,683 I've always liked this song. Hmm. 382 00:25:09,221 --> 00:25:13,920 Kevin is very sweet, and the last thing in the world I wanted to do was break his heart, 383 00:25:13,992 --> 00:25:17,951 but I just had to tell him that his feelings and his expectations about me were- 384 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:22,023 were inappropriate, you know, and - and unrealistic, frankly. Shot him down, huh? 385 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:25,900 Well, I tried to be as gentle as possible, and he took it pretty well. 386 00:25:25,971 --> 00:25:31,568 Of course, he was hurt. You know, boys that age can be so vulnerable. But give him time. He'll get over it. 387 00:25:31,643 --> 00:25:33,804 You bring fabric softener? Yeah. 388 00:25:33,879 --> 00:25:39,681 You know, Shelly, this whole homecoming thing is just ridiculous. I felt so foolish with those kids, you know? 389 00:25:39,751 --> 00:25:43,209 So I just told 'em they can get somebody else to light their bonfire. 390 00:25:43,288 --> 00:25:45,279 Maggie, the queen is supposed to do that. 391 00:25:45,357 --> 00:25:49,316 Well, look, I didn't want to do this in the first place. You know I didn't. 392 00:25:49,394 --> 00:25:52,261 It's just that they insisted. Still, you said you would. 393 00:25:52,331 --> 00:25:54,424 Well, let me ask you something, Shelly. Shoot. 394 00:25:54,499 --> 00:25:57,957 Why is it people assume I'm available for every ludicrous stunt in town? 395 00:25:58,036 --> 00:26:02,496 Because I don't have a boyfriend? Because I'm not married? Because I don't have kids? What, what, what? 396 00:26:02,574 --> 00:26:06,305 They think that just because I don't have a man in my life, I'm lonely? 397 00:26:06,378 --> 00:26:08,471 Yeah, I guess. 398 00:26:08,547 --> 00:26:12,847 It is possible to have a life without a man. It just is, you know. 399 00:26:12,918 --> 00:26:17,753 Look, I have a rewarding job, lots of friends, lots and lots and lots of hobbies. 400 00:26:17,823 --> 00:26:20,155 Hobbies? Yeah. 401 00:26:20,225 --> 00:26:22,625 Look, the point is, Shelly, I'm not lonely. 402 00:26:22,694 --> 00:26:26,061 There's nothing missing in my life. I'm utterly and completely fulfilled, 403 00:26:26,131 --> 00:26:30,033 and, hey, you know, I do not need to be Homecoming Queen. 404 00:26:31,036 --> 00:26:33,027 Oh. 405 00:26:36,775 --> 00:26:39,608 Oh, hello. Good morning. 406 00:26:39,678 --> 00:26:42,943 Thank you for letting me use your couch. It's no trouble. 407 00:26:43,015 --> 00:26:46,781 I'm sorry. I've never done this before. 408 00:26:46,852 --> 00:26:49,184 Forget it. Have a seat. 409 00:26:51,757 --> 00:26:54,726 No, really- to drop all that on you. 410 00:26:54,793 --> 00:26:57,455 Sometimes it's easier to let down with strangers, 411 00:26:57,529 --> 00:26:59,929 I guess. 412 00:27:06,438 --> 00:27:09,896 How long were you married, Ruth-Anne? Forty-one years. 413 00:27:09,975 --> 00:27:13,604 It wasn't all bliss. Was he fooling around on you? 414 00:27:13,679 --> 00:27:17,240 - No. I was. - You're kidding. 415 00:27:17,316 --> 00:27:22,219 I packed parachutes in England during the war, and I fell in love with an R. A. F. pilot. 416 00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:25,654 He was killed over the channel. When I got back to the States... 417 00:27:25,724 --> 00:27:29,285 Bill knew something was up, but he never pressed. 418 00:27:31,496 --> 00:27:34,192 You mentioned parachutes. 419 00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:36,666 Gerald's father took up skydiving... 420 00:27:36,735 --> 00:27:38,828 at the age of 62. 421 00:27:38,904 --> 00:27:40,872 Killed himself. 422 00:27:40,939 --> 00:27:44,067 Fell into the Golden Nugget parking lot in Laughlin, Nevada. 423 00:27:44,142 --> 00:27:47,111 And I was there for Gerald. 424 00:27:47,179 --> 00:27:49,739 I pulled him out of it. 425 00:27:49,815 --> 00:27:53,444 It wasn't the Prozac. It wasn't the loss-and-grief workshop. 426 00:27:53,518 --> 00:27:56,544 And now he tells me that I'm smothering him- 427 00:27:56,621 --> 00:27:59,613 that I'm overdetermined for nurturing. 428 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,616 Is that what you think too? 429 00:28:02,694 --> 00:28:05,458 Well, I- I really wouldn't know. 430 00:28:12,537 --> 00:28:16,268 But it does seem as if he's had a fair amount of tragedy in his life. 431 00:28:16,341 --> 00:28:18,673 Is that what I'm attracted to? 432 00:28:19,678 --> 00:28:21,771 Oh, it's so pathetic. 433 00:28:21,847 --> 00:28:24,577 It's never that simple. 434 00:28:24,649 --> 00:28:26,810 I'm sure he has other qualities. 435 00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:41,055 And the homecoming countdown continues, Cicely. 436 00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:43,966 Don't forget, we got the big car parade tonight at 7:00, 437 00:28:44,036 --> 00:28:49,440 followed immediately by the pep rally and bonfire at the council ring outside the V. F. W. gym. 438 00:28:49,508 --> 00:28:54,707 Let's give the Marmots a great big hand. If they can't do it, no one can. All right, Marmots, all right! 439 00:28:56,848 --> 00:28:59,373 I'm glad to see you got the team spirit, Stevens. 440 00:28:59,451 --> 00:29:03,785 What, you got some kind of feline in your tank? You've been whistlin' "Running Bear" all morning. 441 00:29:03,855 --> 00:29:07,689 Have I? Oh, well, I guess it must be a testament... 442 00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:11,354 to the, uh, health benefits of closing a deal. 443 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:15,560 They say it releases endorphins, you know. 444 00:29:15,634 --> 00:29:20,469 Just like crystal meth. What, you and, uh, Lester Haines been shootin' up some capitalism together? 445 00:29:20,539 --> 00:29:23,201 Oh, yeah. It couldn't have turned out any better. 446 00:29:23,275 --> 00:29:26,972 I'm going down to Yellow Knife to sign the papers now. 447 00:29:27,045 --> 00:29:30,276 You should have been there, Chris. You really should have been there. 448 00:29:30,348 --> 00:29:34,079 I got Lester to take less money for essentially the same land... 449 00:29:34,152 --> 00:29:37,417 that those investors from Portland were after. How? 450 00:29:37,489 --> 00:29:42,290 Well, I redrew the boundary lines. See, uh, I threw out everything that I didn't want. 451 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,521 Lester and I went back and forth, 452 00:29:44,596 --> 00:29:48,555 but Lester believes that he's got a better deal my way, 453 00:29:48,633 --> 00:29:53,593 because he gets to keep a big chunk of real estate that'll only appreciate when my fishing resort's a hit. 454 00:29:53,672 --> 00:29:56,869 But what he failed to realize was... 455 00:29:56,942 --> 00:29:59,843 that I control the only road through there. 456 00:29:59,911 --> 00:30:01,902 I control the access. 457 00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:04,608 That's good, right? Yeah, that's good. 458 00:30:04,683 --> 00:30:09,313 If Lester or anybody else wants to develop that piece of property, they've gotta come through me to do it. 459 00:30:09,387 --> 00:30:13,118 - Pay you. - You got it. 460 00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:17,926 Hold down the fort, son. 461 00:30:17,996 --> 00:30:21,159 I'll be back. Okeydokey. 462 00:30:22,968 --> 00:30:26,836 $ 15,297.01. 463 00:30:27,939 --> 00:30:29,873 November. 464 00:30:29,941 --> 00:30:34,469 $14,962.41. 465 00:30:36,414 --> 00:30:38,405 Okay, December receipts, and that's it. 466 00:30:38,483 --> 00:30:43,182 $ 17,432.23. 467 00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:46,918 - Uh, Amy? - Yeah? 468 00:30:46,992 --> 00:30:48,960 Uh- 469 00:30:51,463 --> 00:30:53,897 What? Nothing. Never mind. 470 00:30:57,702 --> 00:30:59,693 Okay. 471 00:30:59,771 --> 00:31:04,936 Now, all I have to do is revise your Schedule " C," 472 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:07,535 and your S. E. Schedule, 473 00:31:07,612 --> 00:31:11,742 put it on a 4599, and I'll be out of your hair. 474 00:31:11,816 --> 00:31:13,977 You'll be back in business in no time. 475 00:31:21,793 --> 00:31:23,727 Hmm. 476 00:31:23,795 --> 00:31:26,229 Problem, Maurice? 477 00:31:26,298 --> 00:31:30,632 Yeah, there seems to be a little glitch here. You've left out Parcel 1-A. 478 00:31:30,702 --> 00:31:34,297 - Uh, you know, the one where the big bend in the river is. - Did I? 479 00:31:34,372 --> 00:31:36,738 Yeah, it's right here in the first paragraph. 480 00:31:37,809 --> 00:31:40,209 Well, that wasn't part of our agreement, was it? 481 00:31:40,278 --> 00:31:42,542 The hell it wasn't. 482 00:31:42,614 --> 00:31:46,880 Take a look, Maurice, under " exclusions. " That's your handwriting, isn't it? 483 00:31:46,952 --> 00:31:49,978 And your initials? 484 00:31:50,055 --> 00:31:52,523 Well, yeah, but- but I meant to, eh- 485 00:31:52,591 --> 00:31:54,525 Yes? 486 00:31:54,593 --> 00:31:57,756 No, Phoenix. It's been covered. 487 00:31:57,829 --> 00:31:59,888 Right. 488 00:31:59,965 --> 00:32:03,264 Now, look, Lester. It's a simple mistake. 489 00:32:03,335 --> 00:32:08,500 Any fool can see that I intended to leave out, uh, Parcel 2-B. 490 00:32:08,573 --> 00:32:13,977 I didn't know that. Look, why would anyone want a fishing lodge... 491 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,878 that only has 15 feet of riverfront property? 492 00:32:16,948 --> 00:32:21,282 What am I supposed to do, let people line up and take turns wettin' their hooks? 493 00:32:21,353 --> 00:32:25,551 Now I'm confused. You thought you were buying that entire stretch of river? 494 00:32:25,624 --> 00:32:30,220 Yeah. Maurice, including that parcel would have pushed the purchase price significantly. 495 00:32:30,295 --> 00:32:32,559 This is a problem. 496 00:32:32,631 --> 00:32:36,397 I suppose we could hold a separate negotiation for it. 497 00:32:37,469 --> 00:32:40,165 Oh, no. Uh-uh. 498 00:32:40,238 --> 00:32:42,172 No, sir. 499 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,643 If Parcel 1-A is not included, I'm not buying a foot. 500 00:32:46,711 --> 00:32:49,077 But you already have, Maurice. 501 00:32:49,147 --> 00:32:51,672 Those are just notes. Those are just numbers. 502 00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:56,585 I'm not a lawyer, but this has descriptions, amounts, signatures. 503 00:32:56,655 --> 00:33:02,594 I believe that's a letter of agreement. If you think you're gonna hold me to that, you've got another thing coming, my friend. 504 00:33:02,661 --> 00:33:04,959 - What is it, Anacleto? - Mrs. Haines wants to know- 505 00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:09,330 - Look, can we finish this discussion? - Yes, sir. 506 00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:13,064 I don't have the power to hold you to anything, Maurice. 507 00:33:13,138 --> 00:33:15,572 That's for the courts to determine... 508 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,767 should it become necessary, 509 00:33:17,842 --> 00:33:20,003 which I sincerely hope it doesn't. 510 00:33:21,012 --> 00:33:23,173 We shook hands on this last night. 511 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:27,611 What are you gonna do about this? 512 00:33:27,686 --> 00:33:31,247 I don't know, Maurice. What are you gonna do? 513 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,836 You've hardly touched your chicken salad, Ruth-Anne. Too much celery? 514 00:33:45,904 --> 00:33:49,863 Oh, no, it's fine. I bet that I. R. S. chick's got you bummed. 515 00:33:49,941 --> 00:33:53,001 Didn't like her the moment I caught wind of her. Thin lips. 516 00:33:53,078 --> 00:33:55,137 She made a mistake. 517 00:33:55,213 --> 00:33:58,376 - A mistake? - Figuring my income. 518 00:33:58,450 --> 00:34:01,317 I was giving her December receipts, 519 00:34:01,386 --> 00:34:05,015 and I told her 17,400 and some, 520 00:34:05,090 --> 00:34:08,355 and she entered 14,700 and some. 521 00:34:08,426 --> 00:34:12,863 - Well, let's see, that's, uh- - That's a $2,700 error in my favor. 522 00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,456 Bitchin'. Yeah, what's the problem, Ruth-Anne? 523 00:34:15,533 --> 00:34:19,025 - Well, shouldn't I tell her? - Tell her? 524 00:34:19,104 --> 00:34:22,801 Are you crazy? When did Uncle Sam do anything for you? 525 00:34:22,874 --> 00:34:25,452 Well, I- I suppose it isn't really that much money. 526 00:34:25,453 --> 00:34:26,742 Well, not to them. 527 00:34:26,811 --> 00:34:29,974 But to you it could be the difference between a good year and a bad one. 528 00:34:30,048 --> 00:34:33,575 What are they gonna spend it on anyway, more paper clips? 529 00:34:33,651 --> 00:34:35,812 Smart bombs. 530 00:34:35,887 --> 00:34:39,254 Oh, I don't know. Somehow, it just seems like- 531 00:34:39,324 --> 00:34:41,349 - Cheating? - Yes. 532 00:34:41,426 --> 00:34:44,418 Well, uh, it's not cheating if it's their mistake. 533 00:34:44,496 --> 00:34:47,294 - Damn right. - Most often, it's in their favor. 534 00:34:47,365 --> 00:34:51,426 It's kinda like basketball. You're drivin'to the hoop. Guy from the other team slaps the ball away. 535 00:34:51,503 --> 00:34:55,337 It's a clean block. Ref calls a foul. What are you gonna do, tell him he's wrong? 536 00:34:55,407 --> 00:34:58,342 You're gonna step up to the line, and you're gonna take your shot, 537 00:34:58,410 --> 00:35:00,901 'cause next time the call could go against you. For sure. 538 00:35:00,979 --> 00:35:03,641 It's all a game. 539 00:35:08,987 --> 00:35:11,148 Well, do we have a contract or not? 540 00:35:11,222 --> 00:35:13,383 I haven't actually practiced law in years, Maurice, 541 00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:15,858 but it's common knowledge under the statute of fraud... 542 00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:19,385 that an agreement for purchase or sale of real property must be in writing. 543 00:35:19,464 --> 00:35:22,865 All right, cut to the chase. Yes, this is a contract. 544 00:35:22,934 --> 00:35:26,734 I've seen sketchier deals written on napkins that were upheld in court. 545 00:35:26,805 --> 00:35:28,966 So I'm screwed, right? 546 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:33,306 Not necessarily. You could try " mutual mistake of fact. " 547 00:35:33,378 --> 00:35:35,471 What the hell's that? 548 00:35:35,547 --> 00:35:38,539 That's when both parties inadvertently agree to an erroneous contract. 549 00:35:38,616 --> 00:35:42,552 Clear grounds for recision. Sounds good to me. 550 00:35:42,620 --> 00:35:45,020 Only you'd need Lester to go along, 551 00:35:45,089 --> 00:35:49,423 and since your boner redounded to his benefit, we certainly can't count on that. 552 00:35:50,895 --> 00:35:52,886 There's gotta be something. 553 00:35:54,365 --> 00:35:57,960 - The wine. - What about the wine? 554 00:35:58,036 --> 00:36:01,767 - Lester didn't touch his last night, did he? - No. 555 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,571 Left a full glass of'61 Petrus sittin' on the dining-room table over there. 556 00:36:05,643 --> 00:36:08,840 Really ticked me off. I don't think he had a drink all night. 557 00:36:08,913 --> 00:36:11,973 Uh-uh. What did you have, Maurice? 558 00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:13,984 Me? Mm-hmm. 559 00:36:14,052 --> 00:36:17,647 Oh, uh, my usual - a couple of fingers of Glenlivet before dinner, 560 00:36:17,722 --> 00:36:21,453 a few glasses of wine with dinner, some Sauternes. 561 00:36:21,526 --> 00:36:27,021 Wait a minute. If you think I was drunk, you're barkin' up the wrong tree. 562 00:36:27,098 --> 00:36:30,625 - Sounds like you were over the limit to me. - I was in complete control. 563 00:36:30,702 --> 00:36:32,693 Okay. 564 00:36:35,206 --> 00:36:37,197 All right, make your point. 565 00:36:37,275 --> 00:36:40,335 I was thinking " unfair advantage. " 566 00:36:40,411 --> 00:36:43,209 I'm a potential witness. 567 00:36:43,281 --> 00:36:46,717 And Lester willfully took advantage of your inebriated condition... 568 00:36:46,784 --> 00:36:50,515 by getting you to sign an agreement, which he knew at the time to be... 569 00:36:50,588 --> 00:36:53,022 misstated, illogical. 570 00:36:53,091 --> 00:36:55,355 No court in equity would let that stand. 571 00:36:55,426 --> 00:36:58,862 Are you saying that I should stand up in front of a judge, 572 00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:02,866 and say I let an Indian get me drunk and pull the wool over my eyes? 573 00:37:04,135 --> 00:37:06,933 Look, I have a reputation to uphold, Hanson. 574 00:37:07,005 --> 00:37:09,701 No, I- I will not stand up... 575 00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:13,335 and tell the world that I was bamboozled by Nanook of the North! 576 00:37:13,411 --> 00:37:16,039 How would you explain it, Maurice? 577 00:37:16,114 --> 00:37:19,106 I took my eye off the ball, that's all. 578 00:37:19,183 --> 00:37:21,174 He had nothing to do with it. 579 00:37:21,252 --> 00:37:25,245 In that case, I'd say you've bought yourself a big piece of property. 580 00:37:33,097 --> 00:37:36,965 Hey, Maggie, they got a picture of you at the homecoming dance. 581 00:37:37,035 --> 00:37:38,969 Here. No, thanks. 582 00:37:39,037 --> 00:37:42,700 Well, you look real good. Bet that kid fell in love with you. 583 00:37:42,774 --> 00:37:45,174 Did you take my 13/16ths socket wrench? 584 00:37:45,243 --> 00:37:50,306 No. Oh, uh, is this your tape recorder? It was jammed under the seat of your plane. 585 00:37:50,381 --> 00:37:53,282 Oh, it's Fleischman's. 586 00:37:53,351 --> 00:37:57,447 The patient is a male Caucasian, complaining of painful suppurating lesions... 587 00:37:57,522 --> 00:38:01,424 on the left buttock and in the perianal area, period. 588 00:38:01,492 --> 00:38:04,017 He's had furuncles in the area previously, 589 00:38:04,095 --> 00:38:07,121 and was studied thoroughly for diabetes and other systematic problems... 590 00:38:07,198 --> 00:38:10,065 that might contribute to the infections, period. 591 00:38:10,134 --> 00:38:13,900 Uh, no underlying diathesis was discovered, period. 592 00:38:13,972 --> 00:38:17,464 The treatment will be complicated because the patient has developed an allergy to penicillin, 593 00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:20,375 and we'll have to start with other antibiotic therapy- 594 00:38:20,445 --> 00:38:22,970 probably Vancomycin, period. 595 00:38:23,047 --> 00:38:26,483 Plan routine blood count, repeat blood sugar... 596 00:38:26,551 --> 00:38:30,317 and urinalysis for completeness sake, comma, 597 00:38:30,388 --> 00:38:33,323 sitz bath T. I. D., comma, 598 00:38:33,391 --> 00:38:37,157 culture material from lesion for type of organism and sensitivity, period. 599 00:38:37,228 --> 00:38:40,095 Will defer Vancomycin therapy until bacterium- 600 00:38:40,164 --> 00:38:43,930 Okay, these are our Schedule " C" adjustments, 601 00:38:44,002 --> 00:38:46,368 the total and the corrected tax. 602 00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:51,204 Following through down to here, we pick up an additional amount for self-employment. 603 00:38:51,275 --> 00:38:53,971 Now, applying all of this against last year's return, 604 00:38:54,045 --> 00:38:57,071 we come up with a total deficiency, plus interest, 605 00:38:57,148 --> 00:39:01,414 of $3,156.39. 606 00:39:01,486 --> 00:39:04,512 Now, if all that's agreeable, please sign here. 607 00:39:15,266 --> 00:39:18,326 You made a mistake, Amy. I'm sorry? 608 00:39:18,403 --> 00:39:21,634 In your numbers. Well, I always check my figures twice. 609 00:39:21,706 --> 00:39:25,608 Uh, not on that - in the gross receipts. You misentered December. 610 00:39:33,017 --> 00:39:34,951 I did. Mm-hmm. 611 00:39:35,019 --> 00:39:37,317 Well- 612 00:39:38,856 --> 00:39:41,791 we're gonna have to make that adjustment. 613 00:39:41,859 --> 00:39:46,819 That's 12% of 2,700. 614 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:51,061 That comes out to an additional... 615 00:39:51,135 --> 00:39:54,901 $1,026, plus interest. 616 00:39:55,907 --> 00:39:58,899 Okay. Please sign there. 617 00:40:11,656 --> 00:40:13,647 Okay. 618 00:40:16,127 --> 00:40:18,118 Now, this is your copy. Thank you. 619 00:40:18,196 --> 00:40:20,528 And if you have any questions on future returns, 620 00:40:20,598 --> 00:40:24,159 please don't hesitate to call our field office... 621 00:40:24,235 --> 00:40:26,226 for any kind of assistance. 622 00:40:29,006 --> 00:40:31,133 Good-bye, Ruth-Anne. Good-bye. 623 00:40:54,632 --> 00:40:56,623 To the Cicely Marmots! 624 00:40:56,701 --> 00:40:58,726 Whoo-hoo! 625 00:40:58,803 --> 00:41:03,297 I know when you wade through that river tomorrow, you're gonna make us proud. 626 00:41:03,374 --> 00:41:06,775 So here's to taut lines and full creels! 627 00:41:06,844 --> 00:41:09,369 Yeah! 628 00:41:09,447 --> 00:41:14,384 Those Nipnuk Whales are gonna swim home with their tails between their legs! Yeah! 629 00:41:19,056 --> 00:41:20,887 Go Marmots! 630 00:41:22,059 --> 00:41:23,993 Marmots! 631 00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:26,962 Go, Marmots, go Marmots, 632 00:41:27,031 --> 00:41:30,626 go Marmots, go Marmots, go Marmots, 633 00:41:30,701 --> 00:41:36,606 go Marmots, go Marmots, go Marmots, go Marmots, 634 00:41:36,674 --> 00:41:39,472 go Marmots, go Marmots. 635 00:42:07,171 --> 00:42:09,799 He beat me, Chris. 636 00:42:09,874 --> 00:42:12,866 He beat me on a level playin' field. 637 00:42:13,878 --> 00:42:16,472 Lester? Yeah. 638 00:42:16,547 --> 00:42:21,041 I had him in my sights, and all of a sudden he was right on my tail. 639 00:42:24,088 --> 00:42:26,989 Well, that's pretty big of you, Maurice, you know? 640 00:42:27,058 --> 00:42:29,185 I mean, admittin' to defeat to a- 641 00:42:30,194 --> 00:42:33,357 a man you consider inherently inferior. 642 00:43:12,937 --> 00:43:14,871 Hello? 643 00:43:14,939 --> 00:43:17,237 - Fleischman? - O'Connell? 644 00:43:17,308 --> 00:43:19,401 Yeah, hi, it's me. What's up? 645 00:43:20,611 --> 00:43:23,671 Well, I- I was just calling to see how you are, 646 00:43:23,748 --> 00:43:25,739 I guess, you know. 647 00:43:25,816 --> 00:43:27,875 How I am? 648 00:43:27,952 --> 00:43:30,182 Yeah. 649 00:43:30,254 --> 00:43:32,586 Where are you? I hear something pounding or something. 650 00:43:32,657 --> 00:43:36,787 Oh. It's, uh- Just must be the connection. 651 00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:40,024 So, um, how's the survey going? 652 00:43:40,097 --> 00:43:44,033 Oh, okay, I guess. I found a little gastroenteritis up here. 653 00:43:44,101 --> 00:43:47,468 There seems to be a bug in the water. Really? 654 00:43:47,538 --> 00:43:51,133 Huh. So, you gonna try some, uh, antibiotic treatment therapy? 655 00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:56,305 - Antibiotic therapy? - Well, yeah, you know, like, uh, Vancomycin? 656 00:43:56,380 --> 00:44:00,874 No. Vancomycin is for gram-positive organisms. 657 00:44:00,952 --> 00:44:03,785 Enteric disease is usually caused by gram-negative. 658 00:44:03,854 --> 00:44:07,881 Really? I thought I'd go with tetracycline and, uh, 659 00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:11,451 some symptomatic therapy- you know, like Kaopectate. 660 00:44:11,529 --> 00:44:14,794 - Hmm. - Hey, why are you so interested in this all of a sudden? 661 00:44:14,865 --> 00:44:19,325 Well, it's interesting... sort of. 662 00:44:19,403 --> 00:44:24,067 We need to address the fundamental problem of the water supply. That seems to be the big problem. 663 00:44:24,141 --> 00:44:29,238 You know, there there's a nonspecific dysentery now, and unless we clean up the water... 664 00:44:29,313 --> 00:44:32,282 we could be in for something a lot more serious. Uh-huh. 665 00:44:32,350 --> 00:44:36,787 I mean, there- there's all kinds of giardia and sparganosis, amebiasis. 666 00:44:36,854 --> 00:44:39,618 Who knows? Who knows! 667 00:44:39,690 --> 00:44:42,887 What? I said, you're right. Who knows? 668 00:44:42,937 --> 00:44:47,487 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57041

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