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Who wants some ice cream?
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Who's been a good boy all day and
deserves some delicious ice cream?
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That's right,
Jamie gets ice cr...
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That's it, Jamie.
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He sure loves his ice
cream, doesn't he?
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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.04 - Pearl Harbor
Synchronisation par Dingo & Tyno, Forom.com & Malcolm-France.com
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This place holds a surprising
number of living species...
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This blows.
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Get up and change
the channel.
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I didn't lose the remote.
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You get up and
change the channel.
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I didn't lose it either!
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So the stupid cops let my dad
off with another warning.
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We've lived in this
neighborhood for three weeks
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and they still haven't
carted him off yet.
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No!
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Jessica, you don't get to keep barging
in here every day like you own the place!
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Go back outside
and knock.
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And then go away!
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Seriously, what do you
have to do to get
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popped for drunk and
disorderly around here?
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He was out on the curb in his underpants,
rolling burning trash cans into the street.
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The sad thing is, we're still
the worst family on this block.
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Coming up next, The Strongest
Man in the World Competition.
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Yes, finally!
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What are you doing?
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Watching House of Style.
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You don't get to
change our TV!
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Malcolm,
back me up here!
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Reese, give her a break.
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Why? We live in just as big
a stink-hole as she does.
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Where do we get
to escape to?
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Reese, you're right.
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This is your house.
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If you don't want to watch it,
you can get up and change it.
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Nice try.
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Dad, I need some help
with my homework.
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I don't think so, Dewey.
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I put in all this time and effort,
then you just have
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Malcolm correct everything
after I go to bed.
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I can't do this with Malcolm.
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I'm supposed to do a 300-word report
on how you're my personal hero.
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Me?
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You think I'm your... hero?
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Dad, don't freak out.
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We had to pick one
of our parents.
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Can I just watch
you for a while?
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Sure. As a matter of fact,
you can help me with my project.
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What are you doing?
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Well, you know that jerk across the
street who's always got it in for me?
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Parking jerk
or lawn mower jerk?
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Huh? No, Christmas
jerk! Bill Rendall.
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Every year that guy waits to see
what decorations I put out
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and then finds
a way to top me.
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I string lights,
he strings better lights.
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I put out Frosty, he
puts out an elf village.
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I put out Dracula, he does nothing
and I look like a jackass!
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I mean, what kind of sick mind uses
a religious holiday as a weapon?
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Wait. Which one is
call-the-cops jerk?
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That's like four of them.
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Anyway, I decided to
let Rendall have
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his precious little Christmas victory
if it's so damned important to him.
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Okay.
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I'm doing Pearl
Harbor Day instead.
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What?
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Pearl Harbor Day.
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December 7, 1941.
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The opening shot of
the Second World War.
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I am going to build a spectacular
tribute to those courageous soldiers.
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It's going to be beautiful
and dignified and uplifting...
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and it's gonna
be all mine.
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Want to help?
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Yeah. It sounds fun.
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Are you really gonna put up
a formation of flying zombies?
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Nah. I just drew them'
cause it looked cool.
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Jessica, your pasta
recipe is terrific.
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Look at us, eating
healthy for once.
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Reese, you want
some more?
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No.
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She took over the TV, now
she's taking over dinner?
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This isn't even food.
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Reese, it's just low-fat.
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And if you knew anything
at all about food,
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you'd know that fats and oils are
the vehicles by which flavor travels.
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Fat is what makes
things taste good.
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That's why a wise and loving God
created fat in the first place.
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She is a guest in our home,
and I think it's delicious.
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She can make me take it,
but she can't make me eat it.
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Do you think we should
cut up some of these guys
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so there's more body
parts floating in the water?
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Nah, that's a little gruesome.
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Just melt them
with a lighter.
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Okay, I have a little
announcement to make.
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You know how last year,
with the conspiracy trial
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and your father and me losing our
jobs, we ended up $20, 000 in debt.
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Yeah?
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Well, after six months of scrimping and
saving and going up to $28, 000 in debt,
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we are now down
$26, 000 in debt!
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Look out world,
we're back!
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I know how much you boys have
sacrificed, kicking in your paychecks
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and working extra shifts, and, well, we
thought you guys deserved a reward.
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Really?
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This is great.
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I thought she was going to
start charging us for water.
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So, your dad and I are
taking the whole family,
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and Jessica, to see...
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a musical!
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A what?
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A musical.
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From Broadway.
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It's called Mamma Mia.
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They take all those
old ABBA songs
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like "Dancing Queen," and "Fernando,"
and stick some story in between.
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Oh, my God,
you're serious.
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Six partially obstructed seats.
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At first I thought of treating
you boys to a rock concert
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or Motocross or
something like that,
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but then Jessica told me about this
and I thought this sounded perfect.
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Wow! I mean, I just mentioned
it'cause it was interesting.
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I didn't think you
were gonna take me.
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What a nice surprise.
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I need your Calculus notes.
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I couldn't listen to a word Mr. Jacobson
was saying in that stupid golf shirt.
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How can a man have
nipples that big?
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What?
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You can hang out here if you
need to get away from your dad,
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but don't act like
we're friends, okay?
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Why are you mad at me?
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Because I stick up
for you all the time.
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You turn around and manipulate my mom
into doing something only you want to do.
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Wait. You're talking
about the show?
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Let me explain
something to you, Jessica.
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My family doesn't
have fun.
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We aren't nice.
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And the one time Mom actually does do
something nice, you hijack it for your own...
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I didn't do it for me,
I did it for Reese.
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What does Reese
have to do with it?
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You know what he
has to do with it.
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No, I don't.
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Please tell me
you're kidding.
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About what?
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Oh, my God.
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You honestly don't know.
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You are actually so self-involved and
narcissistic that you can't even see it.
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See what?
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You know what, Malcolm?
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Why don't you try to go
for maybe two seconds
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without thinking about yourself
and see what you notice?
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Stop insulting me.
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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And it never even occurred to you to
wonder why Reese is so angry all the time?
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Why he acts like
such a jerk?
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Because he's a jerk.
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That's right. Just because
he's your brother
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doesn't mean you should
put any thought into it.
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He couldn't possibly be dealing
with anything weird and confusing.
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He couldn't possibly be afraid
to admit that he wanted
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to go see a musical because
you'd make fun of him.
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Of course I'd
make fun of him.
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What kind of guy wants
to see a Broadway musical?
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Yes, Malcolm.
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What kind of a guy does want
to go see a Broadway musical?
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Come on.
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Maybe you're not
being selfish.
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Maybe you're just too scared
where it leads if you think
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about how much he fusses over his hair
and his body and his gourmet cooking.
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Some people just don't want to see
what's right in front of their faces.
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Nuh-uh.
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Look, maybe I'm butting in where
I don't belong, but you're his brother,
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and he should at least be able
to count on you for support.
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Thanks a lot for sticking
us with that stupid show.
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I didn't do it for me,
I did it for your brother.
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Malcolm's gay?
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I knew it!
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Wow! Look at it go, huh?
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They may have been responsible
for one of the most devastating
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attacks in American history,
but by God, they make good toy.
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Is that what I think it is?
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Dad, it's not really...
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I'm just gonna
take a little peek.
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"My Dad, My Hero."
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I might have
jazzed it up a little.
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Dewey, everything in this
report is just made up.
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Every word of it.
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I... I never did any of this stuff.
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Are you sure? I could've
sworn Mom said something
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about you giving your parachute
to an orphan in midair.
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You are not going to turn
in a paper full of lies.
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But, Dad, it's due on Tuesday!
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You're just gonna have
to find another way.
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Let me explain something
about heroism, son.
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There are all kinds of
bravery in the world.
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All kinds.
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You don't have to be
a Special Forces Ranger
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or fight crime in
a cape to be a hero.
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There's the unsung bravery
of the common man.
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Normal people who prove
their courage every day,
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by standing up for
their families or...
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being decent to
other people and...
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Is it bleeding?
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Hey.
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Hey!
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You want half?
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I'll fix my own.
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Peanut butter's good, too.
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Nothing wrong with
having peanut butter.
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What?
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Just because I'm having ham doesn't
mean you have to have ham.
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Just because we're
brothers doesn't mean
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we have to enjoy
the same thing, right?
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Exactly.
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Everybody's different.
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It'd be stupid if I tried to force
you to like something I liked.
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Right. Plus, it wouldn't
work anyway.
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People can't help
what they like.
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That's just the
way they're born.
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I know. Like me,
I've never liked... ham.
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Really? 'Cause maybe
if you tried it...
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No. But that's me.
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I'm not putting it
down or anything.
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I hear you.
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There's no...
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right sandwich.
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So, um...
the ABBA thing...
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Should be great.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Just great.
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Hey.
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Have a good snack.
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You, too.
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Hal, you have to get ready.
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The show starts in an hour, and we still
have to drop Jamie off on the way.
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Almost done. Hey, have
you seen Dewey around?
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I promised him he could
fire-bomb the Utah.
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He's doing schoolwork.
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It was so sweet.
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He told me this afternoon he's writing a
300-word report about how I'm his hero.
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What a wonderful night!
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How could they say the theater is
dead when a spectacle like that
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is being bused all
over the country?
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Yeah, who knew you could use
the same three chords
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over and over and people would
sit through it for two hours?
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You can be Mr. Fancy Pants music snob
if you like, but everyone else loved it.
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Thank you for including me.
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I had so much fun.
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Yeah, me, too.
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00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,969
I especially liked the
part where the father
248
00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:46,397
was stabbed in the
back by his son.
249
00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:48,051
That wasn't in the show, Hal.
250
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,393
Well, I saw it somewhere.
251
00:10:50,752 --> 00:10:52,595
I'm glad you boys
liked it so much.
252
00:10:52,654 --> 00:10:54,056
I've never seen
you like this.
253
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,892
You didn't stop smiling
at each other all night.
254
00:10:57,210 --> 00:10:58,969
How could you not
love a show like that?
255
00:10:59,217 --> 00:11:01,354
Yeah, nothing creepy
about it at all.
256
00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,389
You guys want to
listen to the CD again?
257
00:11:03,499 --> 00:11:04,063
Again?
258
00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:06,692
Oh, yeah. Love ABBA.
259
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,173
I could listen to it forever.
260
00:12:02,295 --> 00:12:05,651
...and then I said, "You keep
your sexist, adolescent humor
261
00:12:05,652 --> 00:12:07,793
to yourself, Your Honor."
262
00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:11,363
Let's just say two days of picking up
trash on the freeway never felt so good.
263
00:12:11,721 --> 00:12:13,428
Wow, all these great stories:
264
00:12:13,514 --> 00:12:15,378
the judge, those bikers...
265
00:12:15,928 --> 00:12:19,444
I don't know any other way to say this,
Mom, but you're kind of a... bad-ass.
266
00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:21,408
You know I don't appreciate
that kind of language.
267
00:12:22,503 --> 00:12:27,123
If anyone cares, I'll be in the garage
alone, commemorating our heroic
268
00:12:27,124 --> 00:12:31,143
stand against a heartless,
back-stabbing, traitorous attack.
269
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:31,987
Okay, hon.
270
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:36,114
Then there was this time at the store
with this huge shoplifter and he...
271
00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:39,406
Beautiful Bianca is
ready to make
272
00:12:39,407 --> 00:12:42,551
the Fashionistas swoon
in her flowing crepe jumpsuit...
273
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:43,503
This is nice.
274
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:45,466
What'd you think
of the Versace?
275
00:12:46,727 --> 00:12:50,210
Well, it has a nice drape,
and it seems like a...
276
00:12:50,796 --> 00:12:52,417
kicky look for fall.
277
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,413
Yeah, I think it's...
278
00:12:55,826 --> 00:12:56,441
yummy.
279
00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:04,255
Okay, you know what?
280
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,031
This is stupid.
281
00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:06,279
We have to talk about this.
282
00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:06,779
Right.
283
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,503
I mean, just because it's weird
doesn't mean we can't handle it.
284
00:13:09,675 --> 00:13:10,244
We're brothers.
285
00:13:10,296 --> 00:13:12,277
Right. We've been through
everything together.
286
00:13:12,365 --> 00:13:14,037
We shouldn't be pussy
footing around about it.
287
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:15,695
I got you something.
288
00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:17,243
Hey, I got you something.
289
00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:19,708
Really? See, this is
what I'm talking about.
290
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,234
We're being open and supportive
and honest with each other.
291
00:13:22,622 --> 00:13:23,088
Here.
292
00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:25,207
What's this?
293
00:13:25,277 --> 00:13:26,944
It's called
"If You're Gay, It's Okay."
294
00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:28,580
It's full of great resources.
295
00:13:29,645 --> 00:13:30,318
What's this?
296
00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:31,548
Naughty Pool Boys III.
297
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,491
I watched ten
or 12 of these,
298
00:13:33,675 --> 00:13:35,797
and this one seems to have
the most stuff you guys like.
299
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:37,599
Wait.
300
00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:39,825
I'm not gay. You're gay.
301
00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:41,057
No, I'm not. You are.
302
00:13:41,557 --> 00:13:42,402
I'm not gay.
303
00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:44,491
Malcolm, check out what
they're doing in that movie,
304
00:13:44,492 --> 00:13:45,552
and then tell me
you're not gay.
305
00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:46,792
No, this is...
306
00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:48,168
She said...
307
00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:02,432
Oh, my God!
308
00:14:03,139 --> 00:14:07,571
You plan, you hope, but you never
think it's going turn out this good!
309
00:14:09,324 --> 00:14:10,721
Stop laughing.
310
00:14:11,307 --> 00:14:12,573
I don't think I can!
311
00:14:14,807 --> 00:14:17,737
When you guys were dancing,
and you did that little...
312
00:14:18,185 --> 00:14:19,926
Oh, my God,
it was so sweet!
313
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,495
There's nothing more
I can ask for, honestly.
314
00:14:23,616 --> 00:14:25,771
You guys make
me so happy!
315
00:14:27,012 --> 00:14:28,622
Oh, God, it hurts!
316
00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:33,209
Well, I better go drag
my dad off the lawn.
317
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,126
He likes to fall asleep
right next to the toilet.
318
00:14:36,622 --> 00:14:38,842
See you guys at dinner.
319
00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:43,342
Vendetta.
320
00:14:43,497 --> 00:14:44,359
How could she be so...?
321
00:14:44,411 --> 00:14:45,204
Vendetta!
322
00:14:45,307 --> 00:14:46,623
Yes, vendetta.
323
00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:49,248
Reese, I promise,
we'll get back at her.
324
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,640
But we have to be careful.
325
00:14:50,744 --> 00:14:52,708
She's got Mom
totally on her side.
326
00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:54,210
Oh, yeah.
327
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,210
It's tricky.
328
00:14:55,623 --> 00:14:57,996
Somehow, we've got to figure
out a way to turn Mom against her.
329
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,430
Okay, got it.
330
00:14:59,502 --> 00:14:59,933
What?
331
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:02,674
It's a little risky, but
I'll tell you one thing.
332
00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:04,846
No one calls me gay
and gets away with it!
333
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:06,286
Wow.
334
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:31,439
Dad, it's beautiful.
335
00:15:33,129 --> 00:15:34,715
Well, I did what
I could on my own.
336
00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:36,472
Yeah.
337
00:15:37,861 --> 00:15:38,409
Sorry.
338
00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:45,066
Then he accused me of
loving Mom more than him
339
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,226
just because I wouldn't
slash her boyfriend's tires.
340
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,727
I'm so sorry, honey.
341
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:50,634
Parents shouldn't put
their kids in the middle.
342
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:52,261
Or hit on their friends.
343
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:54,210
Boys, come get
the groceries.
344
00:15:54,926 --> 00:15:56,473
I hope this means
we can eat soon.
345
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:57,349
Hold it.
346
00:15:58,150 --> 00:15:58,914
What's that?
347
00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:00,253
What?
348
00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:01,070
That.
349
00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:01,789
A turtleneck.
350
00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:02,634
What do you care?
351
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,703
You don't wear
turtlenecks.
352
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:05,013
Can I just get the
groceries so we can eat?
353
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:06,323
I've got a ton
of homework...
354
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,513
Aha!
355
00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:08,513
Mom, don't!
356
00:16:08,599 --> 00:16:09,738
Who gave you that?
357
00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:11,013
None of your business!
358
00:16:11,444 --> 00:16:12,496
What is your
problem, anyway?
359
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,751
Can't you go five seconds
without butting into my life?
360
00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:18,157
What?
361
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:19,725
It wasn't her, Mom!
362
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:20,797
I swear!
363
00:16:21,004 --> 00:16:23,102
You always think you know
everything, but you're wrong!
364
00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:24,839
You're dead wrong this time!
365
00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:28,139
I think you and I need
to have a little talk.
366
00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:28,649
But I...
367
00:16:28,684 --> 00:16:29,063
Come on.
368
00:16:35,246 --> 00:16:36,399
When your mom
comes out,
369
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,599
she's gonna want to know
what I said to you about this.
370
00:16:39,536 --> 00:16:40,631
Make up something good.
371
00:16:59,661 --> 00:17:01,885
He did it to me again.
372
00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:08,039
I suppose you have a
good explanation for this.
373
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,229
Not really.
374
00:17:10,022 --> 00:17:10,970
Lois, I'm sorry.
375
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,057
I'm not going to lie to you.
376
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:16,442
I gave him the hickey to keep him
from doing something really stupid.
377
00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:17,781
Excuse me?
378
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,699
I'm not saying I was
smart either, but...
379
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,785
There's this girl that Malcolm's been
chasing, and she's really bad news.
380
00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:25,257
She's sexually active and I'm
pretty sure she's into drugs,
381
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,748
and the only reason why
he's interested in her
382
00:17:27,749 --> 00:17:29,890
is because he's so
insecure about himself.
383
00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:33,926
We got into this fight
and I was saying that
384
00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:37,368
he could do so much better and he
said that nobody liked him anyway,
385
00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:39,360
and I was telling him that
a lot of girls liked him
386
00:17:39,361 --> 00:17:41,405
because he's sweet and
cute and funny, and then
387
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,635
he kinda grabbed me
and we started kissing
388
00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,583
and I couldn't stop because
then he would think
389
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:48,320
I was making the
whole thing up and...
390
00:17:50,374 --> 00:17:51,426
I'm sorry.
391
00:17:52,391 --> 00:17:53,719
I didn't know
what else to do.
392
00:17:57,903 --> 00:18:00,358
Wow, that's a pretty convincing
lie for just winging it.
393
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,788
I mean, you went a little overboard with
the crying, but the basic story was good.
394
00:18:05,146 --> 00:18:06,439
Drug girl was
a nice touch.
395
00:18:06,525 --> 00:18:07,856
Creepy, a little sad.
396
00:18:09,077 --> 00:18:09,663
But how did you...?
397
00:18:09,732 --> 00:18:11,473
Sweetie, I'm a mother.
398
00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:13,510
It's my business to know.
399
00:18:14,336 --> 00:18:17,095
You've got talent, but
I turned pro 20 years ago.
400
00:18:17,991 --> 00:18:19,681
Which isn't to say
you haven't been useful.
401
00:18:20,147 --> 00:18:22,247
I never would've been able
to enjoy that play in peace
402
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:23,462
if the boys weren't occupied.
403
00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:25,529
And the gay thing
was very entertaining.
404
00:18:26,097 --> 00:18:28,429
But more important,
those two idiots actually
405
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:30,647
treated each other
decently for a few days.
406
00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:32,064
Thank you for that.
407
00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:34,757
So, here's the deal.
408
00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:37,131
As of today, you are
banned from this house.
409
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:38,579
You violated my trust.
410
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,891
I don't want you
around my boys.
411
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:46,981
Knowing that, they will automatically
forgive you and sneak you back in.
412
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:51,861
You will be here every day after school until
6:00, except Thursdays when I work until 9:30.
413
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,285
You will have complete
run of the house, but
414
00:18:54,478 --> 00:18:56,512
I want Reese to do his half
hour of assigned reading
415
00:18:56,513 --> 00:19:00,142
and Malcolm to complete all his college
applications, not just the Ivy Leagues.
416
00:19:00,211 --> 00:19:01,178
And no junk food.
417
00:19:01,452 --> 00:19:02,251
Understood?
418
00:19:03,332 --> 00:19:04,090
For how long?
419
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:04,866
We'll see.
420
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:06,738
"Ice Capades" are coming
in a few months.
421
00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,823
Sure would be nice
to go as a family.
422
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:14,824
Do you think
we have enough?
423
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:15,686
Let's hope so.
424
00:19:15,841 --> 00:19:18,393
I cleaned out every
bait shop in town.
425
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,170
What the hell did
you do that for?
426
00:20:58,354 --> 00:20:59,716
Your stuff was
in my spot.
427
00:20:59,905 --> 00:21:00,664
I would've moved it.
428
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,345
Try asking, butt-munch.
429
00:21:02,397 --> 00:21:04,633
Right, like you hear anything
but the sound of your own voice.
430
00:21:04,744 --> 00:21:05,478
Get bent.
431
00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:06,210
Bite me.
432
00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:10,770
I liked you better
when we were gay.
433
00:21:11,382 --> 00:21:12,124
Me, too.
434
00:21:12,174 --> 00:21:16,724
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