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Previously on Good Trouble...
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This is Mariana Adams Foster.
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- For real? You're an engineer?
- Yes.
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We'll get you started
on some data entry.
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I was hired to develop software.
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I'm team leader. I assign the
work and the time that it takes.
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I've been trying not to say
"I'm sorry" as a feminist.
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- Is it someone's birthday?
- My best friend, Sumi.
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- I thought that was your girlfriend.
- We're engaged!
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I want you to be my maid-of-honor.
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I just happen to be
still in love with her.
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This is Rebecca, this
is Ben. Fellow clerks.
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You're angry that the judge gave me
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the Jamal Thompson case.
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I don't allow empathy
to distort my judgment,
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and I have no use for clerks who do.
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You told your friends I'm
clerking the Jamal case?
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Was I not supposed to?
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No one's supposed to know
what cases I'm working on.
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I could get fired!
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- Mariana...
- Sorry.
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Good night!
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- Mariana!
- Sorry.
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So, on a scale of one to ten,
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how deep is the shit we're in?
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A shit-ten. Get it? Like shit-ton?
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You sure you can handle another?
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I can drink any Harvard
grad under the table.
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We'll see about that.
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We knew how to party at Yale.
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Harvardians are notoriously boring.
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You'll always be ranked
number two to our number one.
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Have you ever seen the
judge that angry before?
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- No.
- Nope.
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Could you imagine being his kid?
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Probably a reason they're
both studying abroad.
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His son's not.
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How do you know?
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The judge said he's
doing a semester at sea.
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Well, he's not. I met him.
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- What?
- When?
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That was... awkward.
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You think?
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- You didn't have to rub it in.
- Me?
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Wait a minute. I forgot my phone.
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You need to get a grip on that thing.
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You don't want to miss
another important call.
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We'll wait for you out here.
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Maybe down the street.
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Yeah! Yeah, that's true...
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Sorry, I left my phone in the bathroom.
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Come in.
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We still have company.
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Sorry, I thought they were gone.
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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What about Justice John Marshall Harlan?
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The "Great Dissenter?"
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You realize he argued against
segregation for blacks,
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but agreed that Chinese
were so different from whites
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that they couldn't become U.S. citizens.
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So, not so great.
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Guess they didn't
teach you that at Yale.
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What about a case like
Gideon v. Wainwright ?
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Too easy.
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Harlan's not easy?
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How about Lieutenant Watada?
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He refused to deploy to Iraq in 2006,
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'cause he thought the war was illegal.
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Interesting how someone with
no political convictions,
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chooses Watada, who stood up for his.
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My political conviction is to get Wilson
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to feed me to an appellate
judge and then the Supreme Court.
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So you can change the world?
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So I can write my ticket
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to any law firm in the
country and get rich.
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- Of course.
- Some of us weren't born with a trust fund.
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How do you know I have a trust fund?
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You don't?
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What about Jamal Thompson?
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You don't have to keep reminding us
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you got the case we all wanted.
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I wasn't. Sometimes the
last thing you think of
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is the thing that's
right in front of you.
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All right, I will see you
all tomorrow at my house.
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I'm gonna barbecue.
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Oh, and, uh, just so you know,
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I've never been stumped, but don't
let that stop you from trying.
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Remember, case or legal figure.
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We're at holiday, and
we have to spend it
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at his house playing twenty questions.
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Speaking of questions,
I have one for Callie.
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Remember that girl who
entered the courtroom late?
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The one Jamal's mother waved
over to sit next to her?
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Do you know her?
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Why would you think I know her?
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It's just the way you
were looking at her.
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I saw her...
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on the courthouse steps...
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protesting.
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So, yeah, I recognized her.
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But you don't know her.
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Asked and answered.
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All right.
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All of my friends from home are married,
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and a few are even the
good kind of pregnant.
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On purpose.
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I just don't know what I'm doing here.
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I never even wanted to be a teacher.
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Then why are you?
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Because Teach for America
helps pay your student loans,
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and I thought it would
give me time to figure out
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what the hell I want to
do. I still have no clue.
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Maybe I should have stayed in Fitchburg,
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maybe I'd be married and
have a house and a yard.
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Oh, so Jeff's in town.
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- Who's Jeff?
- A friend from high school.
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- A friend with benefits.
- Okay.
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And she only talks about moving home
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when he's visiting, so...
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Yes, he's in town.
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In fact, I have to run.
We're getting drinks.
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Well, have him join us.
I want to meet this guy.
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Yeah, me too.
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He's very... corn-fed.
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I love corn!
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Don't worry. We'll be nice.
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Okay...
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Oh, I ordered us Veuve, on me.
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Okay, Champagne Mami , I see you!
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- Thank you.
- While I may hate working at Speckulate,
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I do love those fat paychecks.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers!
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Uh, Mariana, could you
respond to the group chat
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about the Digital Planet account?
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Oh, yeah, sorry. Doing that now.
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- Jeez!
- Very funny, Alex!
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Wow, Mariana, I don't
think I have to tell you
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this is very inappropriate
workplace behavior.
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You know, I could take this to H.R.
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Oh, so could I. This could be
considered sexual harassment.
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Raj, do you feel harassed?
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Yeah, a little.
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I'm just curious: why my boy, Raj?
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Hmm?
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Because he's the most eligible bachelor
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- from Pakistan?
- Dude, I'm Indian.
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Would you like to charm his snake?
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You think you're being funny?
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Talk about harassment.
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Come on, Raj knows I'm
kidding, right, Raj?
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It's fine.
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This snake can't be tamed!
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There it is.
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See, not everybody's so sensitive.
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If you wanna be part of the team,
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you gotta learn to take a joke, Mariana.
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So we can add racist on top of sexist
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and overall douchiness.
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- Ugh.
- At least you're making bank, girl.
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I'm hardly getting by.
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So where's your sister tonight?
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Don't you mean, where's Gael tonight?
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No, and I know where he is.
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- Mmm.
- He went to see his parents.
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Okay, well, don't put her in the middle.
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Don't worry. I'm Sweden.
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Yeah, I think you mean Switzerland.
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Well, she's working as always.
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Not always...
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Hey there, beautiful.
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Hi!
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So my brother's gonna be my "best man,"
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and then we're gonna share bridesmaids.
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I want a big traditional wedding.
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Anything Baby wants...
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Aww...
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Oh, Alice, what are those
flowers you always get me?
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- he ones I love so much?
- Peonies.
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I want those. Oh, and there's
this wedding planning site
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called ITheeWed. biz, which is
supposed to be really helpful.
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Okay, yeah, I'll check it out.
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There's a registration fee.
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I'll Venmo you.
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Don't worry. I got it.
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So we are trying to figure
out where to get married.
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- What do you think?
- How about you get married
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up your stupid little ass, you bitch?
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- What do you think?
- Maybe a beach wedding might be nice.
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Or we could get married
here on the roof.
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I mean, it's beautiful at sunset.
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And we could have, like,
gardenias floating in the pool.
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- Hey, babe, we gotta go.
- Oh, great, okay.
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- Love you!
- Love you, too.
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- Don't even say it.
- Why are you doing this?
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It's like exposure therapy, okay?
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If I help her plan this wedding,
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then I'll be numb to the fact
that she's not marrying me.
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And if she's a total bridezilla,
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maybe I'll even end up hating her.
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Hey, Alice, the WI-FI's
still real spotty in my loft.
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I just had this guy install
this extender last week.
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Yeah, well, the signal still sucks.
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So, look, I think it's only fair
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that I don't pay my part of
the internet bill anymore.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that, um, sounds
reasonable, I guess.
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Perf.
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Oh, um, we're out of toilet paper, too.
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I'll take care of it.
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Okay, so I drew a penis and balls
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with sharpie on the white board.
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And then with a dry-erase pen,
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I drew a tail and floppy ears,
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eyes, whiskers so it looked like a dog.
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And when Mrs. Hillebrand
went to wipe it off...
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Only the penis was left.
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The look on her face was priceless.
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You can't complain about
being a teacher ever again.
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Yeah, karma's a bitch.
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- Oh, that's weird.
- What?
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My house alarm just went off.
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Probably nothing, it's
probably just the dog.
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I'll be right back.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So, he's fantastic.
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And so into you.
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Are you sure this is just
friends with benefits?
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Ohhh, maybe more.
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Okay, well, I have to pee.
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- Order another round on me.
- Absolutely!
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Yeah, if it was the motion
sensor in the living room,
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it was probably the dog.
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No, I'm actually out of town right now.
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Did you try my wife?
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Okay, you should have
her cell phone on record.
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Okay, thanks.
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Is this gonna be, like, a nightly thing?
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- What?
- Going out? Drinking?
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It's not like I have a demanding job.
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Also, I heard you went out
with Jamie the other night.
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Thanks for sharing.
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Who told you that?
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Bryan.
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He said he and Gael saw you out.
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Was that, like, totally awkward?
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Why is Bryan talking to you about me?
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I don't know, I guess he's
just curious about you and Gael,
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but I told him I'm Sweden.
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Oh, wait... Switzerland?
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Where are you going now?
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Getting dressed for work
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so I can just roll out
of bed in the morning.
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It's not like you to
just give up on your job.
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I'm not, I'm biding time.
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Being patient, blah blah blah...
258
00:12:32,469 --> 00:12:34,402
Oh, I need your advice on something.
259
00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:35,470
Like you'll take it.
260
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,072
I take your advice.
261
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:39,474
Occasionally.
262
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,109
Anyway...
263
00:12:41,144 --> 00:12:43,545
Davia's been hooking up with
this guy from her hometown
264
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,313
when he's in L.A. on business,
265
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,550
and I overheard him on the
phone talking about his wife.
266
00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,352
He's married!
267
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,355
And Davia's talking about
how she's falling for him
268
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,256
and how she wants to
move home to Wisconsin.
269
00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:57,493
- Should I tell her?
- No.
270
00:12:58,562 --> 00:13:01,162
It's always the messenger who gets shot.
271
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,032
Just... stay out of it.
272
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,067
Seriously.
273
00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:07,503
Mariana?
274
00:13:13,143 --> 00:13:14,509
Mariana!
275
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,211
Can you come with me, please?
276
00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:18,213
Uh, yeah...
277
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,156
Am I in trouble?
278
00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:29,191
Oh, no no...
279
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,403
We'd like you to be in the photo
280
00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:32,260
for our new career page,
281
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,395
highlighting our engineers.
282
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:37,265
Well, I've only been working
here for a couple weeks.
283
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,168
No worries, we want to show
our fresh new faces, too.
284
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,242
We've worked hard at Speckulate
285
00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,544
to nurture a diverse
and inclusive workplace,
286
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,515
where everyone has equal
opportunity to participate and rise
287
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:57,419
in a safe and supportive environment.
288
00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,087
I think you'd fit in great.
289
00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:01,222
Wow, that sounds amazing.
290
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,324
When do I start?
291
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,493
Now, uh, if you'll
just jump on in there...
292
00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:09,297
Then later this afternoon,
293
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:12,367
we'll do the on camera
interviews for digital.
294
00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,269
Wait, uh, interviews for what?
295
00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:15,504
Just how great the culture is.
296
00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:17,138
You know, that kind of thing.
297
00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:19,619
The culture sucks!
298
00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:22,644
So does this so-called "diversity."
299
00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,413
Most of our engineering
staff are white guys,
300
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,615
but who do they cherry-pick
to put on the jobs page?
301
00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:29,651
The handful of women
and people of color.
302
00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:32,387
So what else is new?
303
00:14:32,422 --> 00:14:35,690
Every company, every school
tries to advertise as "diverse."
304
00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:37,425
Doesn't it bother you?
305
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,700
Does it bother me that
306
00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:40,662
eighty percent of tech execs are white
307
00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:42,597
and fifteen percent
of engineers are women?
308
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,432
Um, yeah!
309
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,500
Well, you know what?
310
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:47,602
I got sold a bill of
goods in my interview,
311
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,437
and I'm not gonna help perpetuate a lie
312
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,273
that this is a female-friendly,
diverse workplace.
313
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,741
Okay, so, what are you gonna do?
314
00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:56,644
Tell it like it is.
315
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:02,483
- Do you know Claudia in engineering?
- No.
316
00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:03,519
I'll tell you why...
317
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:06,220
She told it like it is
318
00:15:06,256 --> 00:15:08,623
and suddenly left to
seek other opportunities.
319
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,391
And her male colleague?
320
00:15:10,427 --> 00:15:12,427
Yeah, he got promoted.
321
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:15,563
Am I frustrated that I
have to work twice as hard
322
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:17,532
to get half as far as white men?
323
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:22,370
Hell yeah! But blowing up your career
324
00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:25,239
is not gonna change the
culture around here, Mariana.
325
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:28,409
You can vent to me anytime,
326
00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:30,344
but I would hat for us to lose
327
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,280
another talented Latina engineer.
328
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:35,617
See you in a bit.
329
00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,725
So great to finally meet you, Callie.
330
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,493
Rebecca and Ben just arrived.
331
00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,409
Hey, are you guys
bringing anything tomorrow?
332
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:51,566
- I'm not.
- Me either.
333
00:15:52,736 --> 00:15:55,703
Oh, these flowers are
gorgeous, Ben, thank you!
334
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:57,438
And Rebecca, I can't wait to open
335
00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:59,474
this lovely bottle of Ch�teau Margaux.
336
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:00,575
Welcome!
337
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,521
Well, I hope you're
hungry. I'm grilling steaks.
338
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,512
I'm so happy to finally meet you all.
339
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,548
I always insist that he invite
his new clerks to the house,
340
00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:09,317
but we've been so busy.
341
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:12,320
I'm curious to learn what you've
chosen to try to stump me with.
342
00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:14,622
Now Curtis, don't talk
shop the whole time.
343
00:16:14,657 --> 00:16:17,391
In this house, I'm the judge and jury.
344
00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:20,294
Your Honor, permission
to approach the bench?
345
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,330
Proceed.
346
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,167
I'm gonna go put these
flowers in some water.
347
00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:31,272
Well, I think I have chosen
a very challenging case
348
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,641
or legal figure for you three to guess.
349
00:16:33,676 --> 00:16:35,309
Uh, we're playing, too?
350
00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:37,445
Of course! And I've added a twist.
351
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,414
Whomever guesses first,
if anyone guesses at all,
352
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,718
gets to steal a case of their
choice from another clerk.
353
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:51,659
So, how do you like your steaks cooked?
354
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,061
- I've been thinking...
- Mm-hmm?
355
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,097
... about maybe moving back home.
356
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:16,167
Be closer to my family, closer to you.
357
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:21,105
I love my kids, they're
bright and they want to learn,
358
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,941
but my classroom's too big.
359
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:26,010
Each kid's at a different level.
360
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,080
They only gave me six weeks
of training before I started.
361
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,815
They deserve a real teacher.
362
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,850
They're lucky to have
a teacher who cares.
363
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,754
It's hard not to care too much.
364
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,924
They don't have the
resources they deserve.
365
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,060
Without support, I see why
teachers burn out, you know?
366
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,963
What would you do back home?
367
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:49,066
Hmmm, get a less stressful job,
368
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,135
like a bomb defuser.
369
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,906
Ooooo.
370
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,841
We could see more of each other.
371
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,110
- Mm-hmm.
- Is that something you want?
372
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,847
It's something that I'd very much want.
373
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,230
So Ben, where are you from?
374
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,021
Denver, born and raised.
375
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,924
- You must be a Broncos fan.
- Yes, ma'am.
376
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,126
So how do you feel about
the NFL fining players
377
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,994
who kneel during the anthem?
378
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,130
I think a private employer has the right
379
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,999
to set standards of conduct
and enact reprisals if need be.
380
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,246
I don't find it appropriate
that they disrespect the anthem
381
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,871
when there are other methods
to getting their point across.
382
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,973
I think the NFL is
right in punishing them.
383
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,008
Sounds like the senator
from Texas speaking.
384
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:34,779
Do you ever break ranks
with your grandfather?
385
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,958
Not if I want to stay in the will.
386
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,216
Fair enough... Callie?
387
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,186
I think it's a clear violation
of the First Amendment.
388
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,156
I'm so tired of liberals
misinterpreting the First Amendment.
389
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,125
As opposed to conservatives
using it to allow corporations
390
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,794
to buy off political candidates
391
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,073
and discriminate against gay people?
392
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,230
Technically, freedom of
speech only protects citizens
393
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,832
from government censorship.
394
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,168
When the President of the
United States is pressuring
395
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,770
a private employer to adopt
a punitive workplace rule,
396
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,772
that is government censorship.
397
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,042
Not to mention the NFL changed
their terms of employment
398
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,011
without consulting the players' union,
399
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,046
which is a violation of
good-faith bargaining,
400
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,082
and against the law.
401
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,818
- That's a stretch.
- Yeah, agreed.
402
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,120
- I disagree.
- See? Ha.
403
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,200
I don't like the kneeling
during our national anthem,
404
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,957
but Callie makes a compelling argument
405
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,827
for why this expressive
conduct should be protected.
406
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,242
So what do you all do for fun?
407
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,244
Your husband doesn't give
us much time to have fun.
408
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,802
I sing in a quartet.
409
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,171
Oh, that's interesting!
410
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,241
- Callie?
- When I have spare time, I usually spend it
411
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,977
having casual sex with
a guy in my building.
412
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,881
I like photography and art.
413
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:44,916
Nice.
414
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,217
What about you and the judge?
415
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,153
We play golf, see friends...
416
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,822
Yeah, with the kids away at college,
417
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,059
it's nice to have her to myself.
418
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,861
What colleges do your kids go to?
419
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,996
Oh, they both are studying
abroad at the moment.
420
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,799
Allison's at Smith, but
she's doing a year in France.
421
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:06,237
And Tate's at Berkeley, but
he's doing a semester at sea.
422
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,973
Oh, Berkeley, that's a
pretty liberal university.
423
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,208
Mmm, so was Stanford,
but I came out okay.
424
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,247
So? Are we ready to play the game?
425
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,282
Hmm?
426
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:20,986
Who wants to go first?
427
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,820
I'll go.
428
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,122
- Is it a legal character?
- No.
429
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,257
So it's a legal case.
430
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,958
Was it heard by the Supreme Court?
431
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,994
- Yes.
- Was it a split 5-4 decision?
432
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,996
- Yes.
- Was it politically controversial?
433
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,031
Yes!
434
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,165
Is it Bush v. Gore ?
435
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,202
Are you a mind reader?
436
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,943
Wait, so we never needed that extender?
437
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,178
No, you need a new router.
438
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,080
Can I at least return the extender?
439
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,082
It's a refurbished one, so no.
440
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,018
Well, we can't afford
a new router right now.
441
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,186
Okay, then...
442
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,088
Service call's ninety bucks.
443
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,889
You misdiagnosed the problem last time.
444
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,169
Why should I have to
pay another service call?
445
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,026
Because I got a wife with cancer,
446
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,260
a child with a disability,
447
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,796
- and a dog with...
- Okay, okay, okay, just...
448
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,897
Jeez!
449
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,132
I'm sorry.
450
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,101
Wow, sorry.
451
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,081
Let me know if you want me
to install that new router.
452
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,271
Can I just ask, is that
gonna be another service call?
453
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,806
Well, yeah.
454
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:20,945
Did he pimp our WI-FI?
455
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,047
No, I wish. The Coterie's
out of money this month.
456
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,082
Oh, hey Alice, we're
out of toilet paper.
457
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,295
I just bought more this morning.
458
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,018
But if the Coterie's out of money,
459
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,920
how are you paying for
all this toilet paper?
460
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,155
Don't worry about it, okay?
461
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,234
It's... I've got it covered.
462
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,824
Out of pocket?
463
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,960
Look, I made a commitment
to serve this community.
464
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,828
And as ridiculous as it may sound,
465
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,308
that includes providing
free toilet paper, okay?
466
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,133
For everyone, okay? For you, for me...
467
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,068
Just... people rely on me,
468
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,170
and I'm not gonna... I'm
not gonna let them down.
469
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,905
- Okay?
- Okay.
470
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,940
Let go.
471
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,951
You want to pray about it?
472
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,048
So I guessed it. Bush v. Gore .
473
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,287
No!
474
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,824
No, do you really think that I
would choose such an obvious case?
475
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,796
- Was this a 21st century case?
- Yes.
476
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,798
- Was Justice Scalia on the court?
- Yes.
477
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,900
- Did Scalia write the dissenting opinion?
- No.
478
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,880
Was the petitioner an
individual or a corporation?
479
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:18,969
Yes or no questions only.
480
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,238
- Individual?
- I'm sorry, you lost your turn.
481
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,940
Was the petitioner an individual?
482
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,241
Yes, multiple individuals.
483
00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:26,121
Can we take a time out? I
need to use the restroom.
484
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,145
Hand over your phone.
485
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,879
You calling me a cheater?
486
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:29,958
I'm not calling you a saint.
487
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:33,818
How about we just finish
the game after dessert?
488
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,886
Let's make some room.
489
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,229
So listen, the case
is Glossip v. Gross.
490
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,834
I hate it when Curtis pits
his clerks against each other,
491
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,836
and I like you best, so...
492
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,871
Just wrap it up and put an end to this.
493
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,979
Oh, early day?
494
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,815
No...
495
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,784
I have to change for a work interview.
496
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,085
This is too wrinkly.
497
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,221
Maybe if you didn't
sleep in your clothes...
498
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,223
It buys me ten extra minutes of sleep.
499
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,158
What's this interview about?
500
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,160
They want me to talk about
501
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,929
how great it is to work at Speckulate.
502
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,165
I feel like a total sellout.
503
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,169
Why aren't you at work?
504
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:30,040
I called in sick to spend
the day in bed with Jeff.
505
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,942
He wants me to move back to Wisconsin.
506
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,487
I feel like I have
to tell you something.
507
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:44,054
I overheard Jeff talking
on the phone about...
508
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,090
his wife.
509
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,860
He's married, Davia.
510
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:52,998
I know.
511
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,190
How long have you known?
512
00:24:03,226 --> 00:24:04,403
Since I sang at their wedding.
513
00:24:04,427 --> 00:24:06,994
They're not happy.
514
00:24:08,097 --> 00:24:09,129
But still...
515
00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,066
How can you date a married man?
516
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:14,401
How can you say how great
it is to work at Speckulate?
517
00:24:14,437 --> 00:24:18,072
You do it for the big fat paycheck...
518
00:24:18,107 --> 00:24:20,040
I do it for the sex.
519
00:24:20,076 --> 00:24:23,410
And because he gets me, and he
makes me feel good about myself.
520
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,381
So you do you, and I'll do me.
521
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,470
Who did this?
522
00:24:50,505 --> 00:24:54,440
Who... who clogged the toilet
with a shit-ton waste of paper?
523
00:24:54,476 --> 00:24:57,343
Are you kidding? We're supposed
to be sharing resources,
524
00:24:57,379 --> 00:25:00,380
not just flushing it
down the toilet, okay?
525
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:05,051
I'm not gonna drown every
ounce of toilet paper...
526
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:07,053
and Mother Earth...
down the drain, okay?
527
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,528
And someone else can do it for once!
528
00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:15,995
I'm not gonna do it!
529
00:25:16,031 --> 00:25:18,364
You get one more question
each, then you have to guess.
530
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,100
- Was it a 2nd Amendment case?
- No.
531
00:25:21,136 --> 00:25:23,269
Did the case deal with
administrative law?
532
00:25:23,305 --> 00:25:24,404
No.
533
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,306
Was it a civil or criminal case?
534
00:25:28,176 --> 00:25:32,011
I just told Rebecca yes
or no questions only.
535
00:25:32,047 --> 00:25:33,212
Sorry, you lose your turn,
536
00:25:33,248 --> 00:25:34,368
and you have to guess first.
537
00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:37,083
What's my case?
538
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,218
Glossip v. Gross.
539
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:44,424
Are you Hill v. McDonough?
540
00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:47,361
No.
541
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,429
Rebecca?
542
00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,264
Are you Burwell v. Hobby Lobby?
543
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:53,433
I am not. Two down, one to go.
544
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,435
Ben.
545
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,337
Are you Glossip v. Gross?
546
00:26:01,176 --> 00:26:02,342
I am...
547
00:26:02,377 --> 00:26:04,077
not.
548
00:26:06,247 --> 00:26:08,147
I'm Hollingsworth v. Perry.
549
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,020
You're welcome to turn over the card
550
00:26:14,055 --> 00:26:15,088
if you don't believe me.
551
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,324
Of course, I believe you, Your Honor.
552
00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,299
So...
553
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,201
What do you three geniuses have for me?
554
00:26:40,115 --> 00:26:41,381
You look nice.
555
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,015
I mean, uh, did you change?
556
00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:46,364
Are you doing this interview?
557
00:26:46,388 --> 00:26:48,321
Yeah, we sort of have to.
558
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:50,690
And you're fine with saying
how diverse and inclusive
559
00:26:50,725 --> 00:26:52,358
the culture is here?
560
00:26:52,394 --> 00:26:55,061
Aren't you sick of putting up
with people like Alex and Sam?
561
00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:56,407
I mean, don't you ever
want to say something?
562
00:26:56,431 --> 00:26:58,131
All the time!
563
00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:00,400
But if I do, you know that'll
just make things worse.
564
00:27:00,435 --> 00:27:04,036
Well, you may be able
to play that game, but...
565
00:27:04,072 --> 00:27:05,449
They want to know what
it's like to work here,
566
00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:06,973
I'm gonna tell them.
567
00:27:07,008 --> 00:27:08,174
And if I get fired,
568
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,309
then at least someone
had the guts to speak up.
569
00:27:19,421 --> 00:27:21,087
Why are you doing that?
570
00:27:21,122 --> 00:27:22,255
Who else is gonna do it?
571
00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:24,223
No one as long as
everyone knows you will.
572
00:27:27,195 --> 00:27:29,295
Can't believe I lost
it over toilet paper.
573
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:31,063
I'm an awful person.
574
00:27:31,099 --> 00:27:33,266
You know, if you were an awful person,
575
00:27:33,301 --> 00:27:34,412
I'd still be living in my car.
576
00:27:34,436 --> 00:27:37,003
Come on, that was nothing.
577
00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:39,372
Nothing? You split your loft for me.
578
00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:43,142
You gave me a safe place to live
579
00:27:43,178 --> 00:27:45,044
where I had friends and support.
580
00:27:46,114 --> 00:27:47,447
That was not "nothing."
581
00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:50,283
But you also set boundaries.
582
00:27:50,318 --> 00:27:52,418
You gave me three
months to get on my feet,
583
00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:55,021
get a better job, and pay the rent.
584
00:27:55,056 --> 00:27:56,189
Or else I'd have to go.
585
00:27:56,224 --> 00:27:57,457
- I said that?
- Yes.
586
00:27:57,492 --> 00:28:00,259
- That's so mean.
- I'm gonna smack you.
587
00:28:00,295 --> 00:28:01,994
You were much nicer back then.
588
00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:04,070
That's because I didn't
know you, now we're family.
589
00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:08,078
You gotta stop letting
people take advantage of you.
590
00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:09,435
I have commitments, okay?
591
00:28:09,471 --> 00:28:11,437
You are not the Mother
Teresa of ass-wiping.
592
00:28:11,473 --> 00:28:14,006
You don't have to give
people free toilet paper
593
00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:16,075
or plan Sumi's stupid wedding.
594
00:28:18,012 --> 00:28:19,290
Sometimes you gotta
break your commitments
595
00:28:19,314 --> 00:28:20,980
to take care of yourself, Alice.
596
00:28:40,335 --> 00:28:42,168
Oh, good, come on in.
597
00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,052
Please give us your name and position.
598
00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:02,355
My name is Mariana Adams Foster.
599
00:29:02,390 --> 00:29:03,422
I'm an engineer.
600
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:07,059
And tell us what it's
like working at Speckulate.
601
00:29:11,099 --> 00:29:12,999
Blowing up your career
602
00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:15,234
is not gonna change the
culture around here, Mariana.
603
00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:18,004
You can vent to me anytime,
604
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:20,006
but I would hate for us to lose
605
00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:22,008
another talented Latina engineer.
606
00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:29,432
Tell us what it's like,
working at Speckulate.
607
00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:36,339
It sucks.
608
00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:39,308
The culture is sexist and racist,
609
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:40,576
and it's a big boys' club.
610
00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,184
It's great!
611
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,418
It's a real meritocracy.
612
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,321
There's a lot of opportunity for growth.
613
00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:04,619
- Am I considered a conservative figure?
- No.
614
00:30:04,655 --> 00:30:06,388
- Am I a defendant?
- No.
615
00:30:06,423 --> 00:30:07,656
- Am I Hayward Patterson?
- No.
616
00:30:07,691 --> 00:30:09,324
- Am I Dred Scott?
- No.
617
00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:10,536
- Am I on the Supreme Court?
- No.
618
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,693
- Am I a president?
- No.
619
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:13,439
Did I ever work for the
United States government?
620
00:30:13,463 --> 00:30:14,674
- No.
- Am I a well known activist?
621
00:30:14,698 --> 00:30:16,364
- No.
- Am I considered a jurist?
622
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,334
- No.
- Do I apply the law on behalf of clients?
623
00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:21,236
- No.
- Am I a U.S. citizen?
624
00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,370
- Yes.
- Am I a man?
625
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:23,705
- Yes.
- Am I from the South?
626
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:27,475
- Yes.
- Have I ever been accused of committing a crime?
627
00:30:27,511 --> 00:30:28,511
Yes.
628
00:30:29,293 --> 00:30:33,061
- Am I John W. Terry?
- No.
629
00:30:34,298 --> 00:30:36,031
You're down to your last two questions.
630
00:30:37,134 --> 00:30:38,266
Only two? Are you sure?
631
00:30:38,302 --> 00:30:40,422
Maybe you're about to get
stumped for the first time.
632
00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:42,404
Are you mocking me, Ben?
633
00:30:42,439 --> 00:30:45,073
Uh, no, no sir.
634
00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:48,160
Have I been involved
in a high profile case
635
00:30:48,195 --> 00:30:49,195
within the last decade?
636
00:30:49,229 --> 00:30:51,296
- Yes.
- Last question.
637
00:30:51,331 --> 00:30:52,331
I'm aware.
638
00:30:56,370 --> 00:30:57,570
Was the case tried in Florida?
639
00:30:57,604 --> 00:30:58,604
Yes.
640
00:31:00,307 --> 00:31:02,240
Who are you?
641
00:31:02,276 --> 00:31:05,177
Am I petitioner Terrence Jamar Graham?
642
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:08,346
You are not!
643
00:31:21,495 --> 00:31:23,094
Is this a joke?
644
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:26,198
How is Hulk Hogan
considered a legal character?
645
00:31:26,233 --> 00:31:28,433
- Because of his suit against Gawker.
- Yeah.
646
00:31:34,341 --> 00:31:37,342
I can't say that your
choice was terribly clever
647
00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:39,377
or completely legitimate,
648
00:31:39,413 --> 00:31:41,079
but I'll concede defeat.
649
00:31:42,349 --> 00:31:43,548
Thank you for coming.
650
00:31:43,584 --> 00:31:45,083
I know you have work to do,
651
00:31:45,118 --> 00:31:47,252
seeing as you're all
behind on your casework.
652
00:31:47,287 --> 00:31:49,087
See that you're caught
up by Monday morning.
653
00:32:04,204 --> 00:32:06,071
So much for my Norma Rae moment.
654
00:32:07,341 --> 00:32:09,074
It's an old movie.
655
00:32:09,109 --> 00:32:11,076
My moms love it.
656
00:32:11,111 --> 00:32:13,078
My grandfather's
favorite movie was Rocky.
657
00:32:14,314 --> 00:32:16,481
Every champion was once a contender
658
00:32:16,516 --> 00:32:18,350
who refused to give up.
659
00:32:20,354 --> 00:32:22,120
I made the mistake
of imitating him once,
660
00:32:22,155 --> 00:32:23,466
and now Alex thinks it's okay for him
661
00:32:23,490 --> 00:32:26,057
to put on an Indian
accent and make jokes.
662
00:32:27,427 --> 00:32:28,427
Why do you laugh?
663
00:32:31,298 --> 00:32:33,331
I guess to make them
feel more comfortable
664
00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:36,101
with me being different than them,
665
00:32:36,136 --> 00:32:38,436
and prove I'm not too sensitive.
666
00:32:38,472 --> 00:32:40,205
Why do we make them comfortable
667
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,560
when we're the ones getting hurt?
668
00:32:43,343 --> 00:32:45,510
To get ahead, we have
to fit in to succeed.
669
00:32:48,282 --> 00:32:50,482
Okay, don't laugh, but...
670
00:32:50,517 --> 00:32:52,384
In high school I dyed my hair blonde
671
00:32:52,419 --> 00:32:54,319
so I would make the dance team.
672
00:32:55,489 --> 00:32:57,188
I just said "don't laugh."
673
00:32:57,224 --> 00:32:58,368
Sorry, I'm not laughing at you.
674
00:32:58,392 --> 00:33:00,158
I...
675
00:33:00,193 --> 00:33:02,360
dyed my hair, too... in high school.
676
00:33:02,396 --> 00:33:05,430
Frosted tips to fit in
with my skater friends.
677
00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:07,165
Wow!
678
00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:13,004
I thought, after school,
we'd be done with all that.
679
00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:16,074
Thought it'd be different
in the workplace.
680
00:33:17,511 --> 00:33:18,576
Me, too.
681
00:33:18,612 --> 00:33:21,446
Alex and Sam are lucky
they can just be themselves.
682
00:33:21,481 --> 00:33:24,316
As a woman, I can't even
wear a dress to work,
683
00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:26,217
because people won't take me seriously.
684
00:33:26,253 --> 00:33:28,520
Well, I take you seriously.
685
00:33:28,555 --> 00:33:31,456
And the next time we go out
as a team, you're coming with.
686
00:33:32,391 --> 00:33:36,294
Honestly, I really don't want to
hang out socially with Alex or Sam.
687
00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:38,096
Honestly, me either.
688
00:33:40,334 --> 00:33:43,335
Well, maybe we can just
get a drink one night.
689
00:33:45,205 --> 00:33:46,304
Anytime.
690
00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:47,340
How about tonight?
691
00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:51,176
Sure!
692
00:33:54,548 --> 00:33:57,549
I wish you could fly out in the morning.
693
00:33:57,584 --> 00:33:59,551
I know, me too.
694
00:34:01,154 --> 00:34:02,220
I've got meetings.
695
00:34:04,191 --> 00:34:06,458
So listen, I've been thinking...
696
00:34:08,095 --> 00:34:10,215
You should extend your
contract to Teach for America.
697
00:34:11,398 --> 00:34:13,131
I think you're idealizing home,
698
00:34:13,166 --> 00:34:14,606
just because you're struggling here.
699
00:34:16,236 --> 00:34:20,405
I envy that you left, and you live
in this cool place in this great city.
700
00:34:22,309 --> 00:34:24,342
I wish I'd had the courage to leave.
701
00:34:25,545 --> 00:34:28,046
I think I'm just saying...
702
00:34:28,081 --> 00:34:30,148
to just give it more time
703
00:34:30,183 --> 00:34:31,449
before you decide to move home.
704
00:34:34,154 --> 00:34:36,194
You were always meant for
more than just Fitchburg.
705
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,257
You're right.
706
00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:41,259
I'll be back in a few weeks.
707
00:34:41,294 --> 00:34:44,262
- I'll call you then?
- Sure.
708
00:35:09,122 --> 00:35:13,158
Here's to being the first
clerks to ever stump Wilson.
709
00:35:13,193 --> 00:35:14,393
Which we're all gonna pay for.
710
00:35:17,497 --> 00:35:20,165
- Another round?
- Not for me.
711
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,880
We have a lot of work
to do before Monday.
712
00:35:23,136 --> 00:35:25,403
I'll take a rain check on
drinking you under the table.
713
00:35:25,439 --> 00:35:26,439
Anytime.
714
00:35:28,675 --> 00:35:30,119
I still can't get over the
judge hiding his son upstairs.
715
00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:31,342
You get any idea why?
716
00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:38,450
We still have company.
717
00:35:38,485 --> 00:35:41,152
Sorry, I thought they were gone.
718
00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:56,234
You, uh, showed a lot
of character today.
719
00:35:56,269 --> 00:35:58,714
I know Libby told you that
the case was Glossip v. Gross.
720
00:35:58,838 --> 00:36:01,106
You could have cheated
tonight, but you didn't.
721
00:36:01,141 --> 00:36:03,441
To me that earned you the
right to keep your case.
722
00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:08,346
I expect that information
to stay between us.
723
00:36:08,381 --> 00:36:10,181
Of course.
724
00:36:11,318 --> 00:36:12,318
Thank you.
725
00:36:16,389 --> 00:36:18,056
Good night.
726
00:36:22,262 --> 00:36:23,262
No.
727
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:41,729
Hi.
728
00:36:41,765 --> 00:36:42,831
Hi.
729
00:36:49,606 --> 00:36:52,640
Uh, I know that you've
all come to depend on me.
730
00:36:52,676 --> 00:36:54,709
Not to say that I'm not...
731
00:36:54,744 --> 00:36:56,544
Not that I'm not dependable.
732
00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:57,879
I'm very dependable.
733
00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:02,817
I feel horrible, you know...
734
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,819
Because I know I made a promise.
735
00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:09,824
But after lengthy deliberation and input
736
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:14,963
from some Coterie members that
shall remain nameless, um...
737
00:37:14,998 --> 00:37:16,631
I am s... sor...
738
00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:19,500
Dammit.
739
00:37:20,737 --> 00:37:21,870
Um...
740
00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:24,606
I'm not pleased to announce
that I will no longer
741
00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:27,642
be providing communal toilet paper.
742
00:37:29,546 --> 00:37:33,514
Okay... Is that all?
743
00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:34,782
Yes, uh...
744
00:37:34,818 --> 00:37:35,862
I'm happy to take questions.
745
00:37:36,953 --> 00:37:38,753
- Okay, cool.
- All right, whatever.
746
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,525
There's... there's chips! I made salsa.
747
00:37:44,561 --> 00:37:46,728
- Self-respect.
- Yeah.
748
00:37:46,763 --> 00:37:48,529
- Doesn't it feel good?
- Mm-hmm.
749
00:38:15,839 --> 00:38:16,904
Oh!
750
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:17,940
Hey!
751
00:38:20,176 --> 00:38:21,709
Hi.
752
00:38:21,744 --> 00:38:23,978
Guys, this is my co-worker, Raj.
753
00:38:24,013 --> 00:38:25,146
- Hi.
- Hi, how's it going?
754
00:38:25,181 --> 00:38:26,992
And this is Davia, and this is Bryan.
755
00:38:27,016 --> 00:38:29,951
- Hey.
- Quick, Mariana!
756
00:38:29,986 --> 00:38:31,106
Look over on your far right.
757
00:38:32,055 --> 00:38:33,754
Gray jacket.
758
00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:36,023
Oooo, yes! One hundred percent.
759
00:38:36,059 --> 00:38:39,827
That is so my type. I
would climb him like a tree.
760
00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:54,842
Oh, fudge!
761
00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:01,916
Alice, are you in here?
762
00:39:06,723 --> 00:39:07,723
Yeah.
763
00:39:08,758 --> 00:39:10,998
I wanted to talk to you
about bridesmaids dresses.
764
00:39:15,932 --> 00:39:17,798
Okay, uh, I'll be right out.
765
00:39:18,868 --> 00:39:20,101
Okay.
766
00:39:20,136 --> 00:39:21,702
Love you.
767
00:39:22,972 --> 00:39:25,907
I love you, too.
768
00:39:48,031 --> 00:39:49,797
I can go it alone from here.
769
00:39:49,832 --> 00:39:51,952
I don't mind. You, uh,
shouldn't walk alone at night.
770
00:39:52,935 --> 00:39:56,003
Anyway, if I was wrong
about Glossip v. Gross,
771
00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:57,905
why not turn over the index card?
772
00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:59,106
Unless I was right,
773
00:39:59,142 --> 00:40:01,809
and the judge didn't want me to win.
774
00:40:01,844 --> 00:40:02,943
Why?
775
00:40:02,979 --> 00:40:04,812
Maybe he didn't want
me to steal your case,
776
00:40:04,847 --> 00:40:06,527
which I never would
have done, by the way.
777
00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,051
I just don't know how
to get Wilson to like me.
778
00:40:10,086 --> 00:40:12,787
I mean, I'm a likable guy, right?
779
00:40:14,891 --> 00:40:16,302
Maybe if you didn't just say
what you think he wants to hear.
780
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:20,061
Look, I'm not the counter-clerk,
all right? That's your job.
781
00:40:22,198 --> 00:40:23,198
This is me.
782
00:40:25,034 --> 00:40:27,835
Oh, you, uh, live in a theater.
783
00:40:27,870 --> 00:40:30,705
- Yeah, the top floors are lofts.
- Nice.
784
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,340
You, uh, got anything to drink up there?
785
00:40:33,109 --> 00:40:34,241
I'm beat.
786
00:40:34,277 --> 00:40:36,110
Yeah.
787
00:40:36,145 --> 00:40:38,045
Yeah, no worries. Maybe...
maybe another time.
788
00:40:38,081 --> 00:40:39,180
Thanks for the walk home.
789
00:40:39,215 --> 00:40:40,815
No problem. Good night.
790
00:41:14,117 --> 00:41:15,117
You okay?
791
00:41:32,530 --> 00:41:37,930
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