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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,064 --> 00:00:17,000 What are we going to do, Len...? 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,084 Don't know, Daryl, I haven't had much time to figure it out yet, have you? 3 00:00:19,084 --> 00:00:21,024 Well, they're not having my room. 4 00:00:21,024 --> 00:00:23,052 Well, where am I supposed to put them, in the... 5 00:00:23,052 --> 00:00:24,080 BOTH: Cellar! 6 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:28,096 Right, Princess, out! Your carriage awaits. Never! 7 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:32,008 Come here, now. Round here, move it. 8 00:00:34,020 --> 00:00:36,088 The nearest living soul is ten miles away 9 00:00:36,088 --> 00:00:39,036 so don't waste your breath screaming. 10 00:00:39,036 --> 00:00:42,004 Do as you're told and you won't get hurt. 11 00:00:46,036 --> 00:00:48,004 Oh, my! 12 00:01:17,092 --> 00:01:20,012 I never actually said "whodunnit". 13 00:01:20,012 --> 00:01:23,012 No, you just blurted out their name in the interval. 14 00:01:23,012 --> 00:01:24,076 It was a lucky guess. 15 00:01:24,076 --> 00:01:27,096 Rather a good one, though, don't you think?I do not think. 16 00:01:27,096 --> 00:01:31,084 The ending was no surprise at all. This is intolerable. 17 00:01:31,084 --> 00:01:35,004 I say... Yes, Madam...all the first class compartments are full. 18 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:37,064 Yes, he can see that with his own eyes. 19 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,088 Well, I'm sure there's something he could do. 20 00:01:50,036 --> 00:01:52,092 If you hadn't insisted on going round to the stage door. 21 00:01:52,092 --> 00:01:55,068 And if you hadn't ruined the ending. 22 00:01:55,068 --> 00:01:59,064 Getting my programme signed was a very small consolation. 23 00:01:59,064 --> 00:02:05,036 And in any case it won't kill you to slum it for once in your life. 24 00:02:07,096 --> 00:02:13,024 Do my eyes deceive me? Felicia Montague? 25 00:02:13,024 --> 00:02:14,032 Bianca Norman? 26 00:02:14,032 --> 00:02:17,060 What on Earth are you doing in here? 27 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:21,012 We were late for the train and first class was full. 28 00:02:21,012 --> 00:02:23,036 Salvation is here. 29 00:02:23,036 --> 00:02:24,084 My Pullman's on the back. 30 00:02:24,084 --> 00:02:27,040 I never travel without it. 31 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,044 And your companion? 32 00:02:29,044 --> 00:02:31,020 I am perfectly happy here. 33 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,080 Do you remember my daughter, Barbara? 34 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,000 Yes, Of course. 35 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,032 Don't worry. She hardly makes much effort to stand out. 36 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,008 CLEARS THROAT 37 00:02:42,008 --> 00:02:43,024 Come along, Mrs M. 38 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,088 My son Tony, husband Piers. 39 00:02:59,088 --> 00:03:03,084 I think we met at La Teatro Venezia in '46. 40 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:06,080 Alas, you confuse me with one of my predecessors. 41 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,004 Oh. 42 00:03:08,004 --> 00:03:10,096 That was Rudolf, my number four. 43 00:03:10,096 --> 00:03:15,040 Tony, fix us a drink. And we'll have some music. 44 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,060 I hope you like opera. 45 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:18,088 Adore it. 46 00:03:18,088 --> 00:03:22,068 I'm very partial to a little bit of Gilbert and Sullivan. 47 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,072 My Stabat Mater by Rossini... 48 00:03:27,088 --> 00:03:30,048 ..at La Scala in 1950. 49 00:03:31,056 --> 00:03:32,096 Gin and it. 50 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:35,032 Oh! Divine. 51 00:03:35,032 --> 00:03:38,052 Admit it, Mrs M. This is more like it. 52 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:41,064 This is going to be a very long evening. Mm-hm. 53 00:04:03,044 --> 00:04:04,088 No, thank you. 54 00:04:12,016 --> 00:04:13,020 Why are we stopping? 55 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:16,076 We can't be here already. 56 00:04:16,076 --> 00:04:19,000 We've only just passed through Hambleston. 57 00:04:20,076 --> 00:04:22,024 There's a red signal. 58 00:04:23,084 --> 00:04:26,040 I hope we won't be here for long. 59 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,088 Oh! You're adopting again? 60 00:04:29,088 --> 00:04:31,096 When the papers are finalised. 61 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:36,044 I wanted to give another child what I gave Barbara and Tony. 62 00:04:36,044 --> 00:04:39,004 You both have been very fortunate. 63 00:04:39,004 --> 00:04:41,092 I miss the sound of children laughing. 64 00:04:41,092 --> 00:04:43,076 Barbara's as quiet as a mouse now, 65 00:04:43,076 --> 00:04:46,040 and she used to be such a happy little thing. 66 00:05:02,088 --> 00:05:05,008 Huh. Here we go. 67 00:05:08,044 --> 00:05:09,088 CLATTERING SOUND 68 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:26,072 SHOUTING IN DISTANCE 69 00:05:26,072 --> 00:05:28,052 What's that?Don't move! 70 00:05:28,052 --> 00:05:30,044 The jewels, where are the jewels? 71 00:05:30,044 --> 00:05:31,084 GUNSHOT 72 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:33,044 SECOND GUNSHOT 73 00:05:35,036 --> 00:05:37,012 LOUDEST GUNSHOT AND SCREAMS 74 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,068 Oi! 75 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:52,008 Oh, we'd stopped for quite some time, 76 00:05:52,008 --> 00:05:56,020 then there was a judder and a jolt and, then, the rest of the train 77 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:59,008 pulled away without us and that's when it happened. 78 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:00,020 Keep your heads down...! 79 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:03,080 Two men burst in and they demanded, "The jewels! Where are the jewels?". 80 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,064 Here. Just take them. 81 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:08,076 So they grabbed the jewels and then shot out the lights. 82 00:06:10,028 --> 00:06:12,072 Someone lit a match but it went straight out and, then, BANG! 83 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:15,016 Another shot.I'll get the lights! 84 00:06:15,016 --> 00:06:17,036 Then the lights came back on and... 85 00:06:17,036 --> 00:06:19,092 ..that's when we saw what had transpired. 86 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:25,000 Huh!Ahh-h-h-h! 87 00:06:26,056 --> 00:06:29,080 Who knew Dame Bianca was travelling with her jewels? 88 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:33,088 Apart from 50 thousand readers of "Stars of Stage and Screen" 89 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:37,000 where she helpfully gave full details of her itinerary. 90 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,064 And what did they want with my Aunt and Mrs M? 91 00:06:39,064 --> 00:06:42,012 Army Officers on the train heard the gunfire 92 00:06:42,012 --> 00:06:45,000 and pulled the communication cord. 93 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,016 The robbers panicked. Grabbed the nearest persons to use 94 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:50,060 as human shields while they made their getaway. 95 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,084 GUNSHOTS 96 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:54,064 They're shooting at us. Quick! Go, go, go, go! 97 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:02,032 I'll get them back safe and sound. You have my word. 98 00:07:02,032 --> 00:07:04,060 God knows they must be terrified. 99 00:07:06,012 --> 00:07:07,016 Sir... 100 00:07:14,084 --> 00:07:16,088 Another fine mess you've got me in to! 101 00:07:17,092 --> 00:07:21,036 Me? That's rich coming from you. 102 00:07:21,036 --> 00:07:24,004 I was perfectly happy in second class! 103 00:07:24,004 --> 00:07:27,000 Well, I was perfectly happy to leave straight after the performance. 104 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,048 Shut your squawking! 105 00:07:36,036 --> 00:07:40,008 If only you weren't such an autograph hunter! 106 00:07:40,008 --> 00:07:42,052 If only you weren't too hoity toity 107 00:07:42,052 --> 00:07:45,060 to mix with ordinary, common, decent folk. 108 00:07:46,084 --> 00:07:48,060 Hoity toity?! 109 00:07:58,012 --> 00:08:01,068 Rest assured that all available man power is being deployed in 110 00:08:01,068 --> 00:08:05,004 the hunt for The Countess and Mrs McCarthy. 111 00:08:05,004 --> 00:08:07,028 Inspector Mallory, any clues who the robbers might be? 112 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,020 We're narrowing the search and confident 113 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:11,092 that it's just a matter of time before they are apprehended. 114 00:08:11,092 --> 00:08:16,024 When, rest assured, they will feel the full weight of the law. 115 00:08:16,024 --> 00:08:18,032 Inspector Mallory? Inspector Mallory? 116 00:08:18,032 --> 00:08:19,036 Inspector Mallory? 117 00:08:26,092 --> 00:08:28,072 Can you see anything? 118 00:08:30,032 --> 00:08:32,056 It looks like a farm. 119 00:08:32,056 --> 00:08:34,028 I meant anything useful. 120 00:08:36,012 --> 00:08:39,060 Well, there isn't a bus stop and a telephone box next to it 121 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,032 if that's what you're hoping for. 122 00:08:44,052 --> 00:08:46,028 There's someone coming! 123 00:09:06,068 --> 00:09:07,084 What is that? 124 00:09:09,012 --> 00:09:10,056 Porridge. 125 00:09:10,056 --> 00:09:12,060 I hardly think so. 126 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:14,012 You'll eat it, or else. 127 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,080 "Or else" what? We're hardly any use to you dead. 128 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:21,012 We'll die of starvation if this is what they're going to feed us. 129 00:09:21,012 --> 00:09:23,080 Some toast and marmalade will suffice. 130 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,012 I've got jam. 131 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:36,016 Father Brown and Miss Windermere, sir. 132 00:09:36,016 --> 00:09:37,040 Show them in. 133 00:09:39,044 --> 00:09:41,036 I've been expecting you. 134 00:09:41,036 --> 00:09:42,068 Please. 135 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,068 You're here to enquire about my progress. 136 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,072 Getaway vehicle. 137 00:09:52,072 --> 00:09:55,052 Over 100 Fordson vans registered in the area 138 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:58,020 so they'll take some time to follow up. Wha... 139 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:00,048 Knowledge of the signals suggests insider knowledge 140 00:10:00,048 --> 00:10:04,060 so the Railway are providing names of sacked or disgruntled employees. 141 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:07,036 Ditto, Dame Bianca's staff. 142 00:10:07,036 --> 00:10:09,088 We're checking for ex convicts in the locale 143 00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:11,068 with convictions for robbery. 144 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:16,000 20 mile road blocks and an All Ports Alert. 145 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,016 So, if you think there is anything I've missed? 146 00:10:21,032 --> 00:10:23,080 You've been very thorough, Inspector. 147 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,084 A rare complement from you, Padre. 148 00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:28,020 Now, I know you're dying to interfere. 149 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,088 But on this occasion all that's required 150 00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:32,044 is good old-fashioned police work. 151 00:10:32,044 --> 00:10:35,056 If you want to help, maybe you could offer spiritual solace 152 00:10:35,056 --> 00:10:38,012 to the family - which has the advantage of keeping them 153 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,044 out of my hair. 154 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:41,012 Now... 155 00:10:41,012 --> 00:10:43,004 ..if you'll excuse me. 156 00:10:43,004 --> 00:10:45,004 Thank you. 157 00:10:45,004 --> 00:10:46,068 A word please, Sergeant. 158 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:52,060 Shut the door behind you. 159 00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:56,044 I've got press and rubberneckers descending in droves. 160 00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:59,020 I want no repetition of this. 161 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:01,012 Crime scene under 24 hour guard. 162 00:11:01,012 --> 00:11:04,056 No-one enters. And you might want to write this down. 163 00:11:04,056 --> 00:11:06,056 Keep the Padre out of my sight. 164 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:09,052 Any funny business and you deal with it under pain of death. 165 00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:12,000 Yours, that is. 166 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,016 Sir. 167 00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:19,044 Your turn. They're doing my head in. 168 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:24,092 No, no, no! No-one would get hurt, they said. 169 00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:26,048 It was an accident. 170 00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:29,056 You were only supposed to shoot the lights out! Wha? It wasn't me. 171 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:33,036 Well, it weren't me. I never fired my gun.Two shots is all I fired. 172 00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:35,052 At the lights. I think I can count to two. 173 00:11:35,052 --> 00:11:38,052 And I can count to none. I wouldn't lay bets on it! 174 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:40,084 Are you calling me a liar? I'm calling you an idiot. 175 00:11:40,084 --> 00:11:44,036 Rude!Excuse me! 176 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,084 There is, of course, a simple way of resolving this. 177 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,032 It's hard to believe she's gone. 178 00:11:52,048 --> 00:11:55,004 She was always so much larger than life. 179 00:11:55,004 --> 00:11:57,060 She is still larger than life. 180 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:59,024 Her legacy will live on. 181 00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:02,072 Her voice recorded for eternity. 182 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,060 Poor Lucy. 183 00:12:07,072 --> 00:12:09,076 To lose not one mother but two. 184 00:12:10,088 --> 00:12:13,016 Will you be going ahead with the adoption? 185 00:12:13,016 --> 00:12:14,020 No! Good God! 186 00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:17,048 My name wasn't on the papers. 187 00:12:17,048 --> 00:12:21,008 She considered fathers extraneous to requirement. 188 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,088 Her husbands never lasted long enough to play the part. 189 00:12:26,088 --> 00:12:29,036 And what will you do, Miss Norman? 190 00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:32,000 I hadn't thought about it. 191 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,048 I think I'm rather too old to reinvent myself. 192 00:12:34,048 --> 00:12:35,096 Tony's not. 193 00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:38,048 You could go back to the boards. 194 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,048 You're an actor? 195 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:43,048 As your question infers, an unsuccessful one. 196 00:12:43,048 --> 00:12:45,040 Actually, he was rather good. 197 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,080 Too good for Bianca. 198 00:12:48,024 --> 00:12:51,036 But she decided there wasn't room for two stars in her firmament, 199 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,080 and poof... 200 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:56,016 ..the parts mysteriously dried up. 201 00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:57,028 That's enough, Piers. 202 00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:03,012 Is there any news of Lady Felicia and Mrs McCarthy? 203 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:06,072 The police are doing everything they can. 204 00:13:06,072 --> 00:13:10,004 In the meantime we can only wait and pray. 205 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:18,060 What did I tell you? Two spent cartridges. 206 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:21,096 What did I tell you? Six bullets. 207 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:24,000 Well, that settles that then. 208 00:13:25,092 --> 00:13:28,048 There was another shooter. 209 00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:30,016 Who are "they?" 210 00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:35,064 This morning I heard you say "no-one would get hurt, THEY said." 211 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,080 Them's who's paid us to rob train. Enough. 212 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,060 Like we can get in more trouble. 213 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,016 Who are these people? 214 00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:45,012 We never saw 'em. 215 00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:47,080 They sent the guns and instructions. 216 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,004 All we had to do was shoot out the lights and nab the jewels. 217 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,020 Maybe they were there? It was dark. 218 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,048 I said I couldn't see properly through them stockings. 219 00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:58,088 You should have worn 10 denier. Will you "shh"! 220 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,008 I have to think. 221 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,096 They'll catch us... 222 00:14:04,096 --> 00:14:08,008 ..and they'll hang us, Len. There, now. 223 00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:11,004 No use crying over spilt milk. 224 00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:14,076 What you need to do is find a way to prove your innocence. 225 00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:18,012 And how do you suggest we do that? 226 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,084 KNOCKS AT DOOR 227 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:34,076 Miss Windermere, this was left on the altar. 228 00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:36,024 Any news? 229 00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:37,040 No, no news. 230 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,084 You will let us know won't you... 231 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,088 We will of course. Thank you. Goodbye. 232 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,044 Thank you, Mrs Ferris. 233 00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:50,064 The cleaning ladies found this on the altar. 234 00:14:50,064 --> 00:14:51,096 Thank you. 235 00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,080 What is it? 236 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:05,032 Hostages begins with an H, not an O. 237 00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:07,088 As for the grammar...! 238 00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:10,052 Perhaps you could sound more threatening. 239 00:15:10,052 --> 00:15:14,084 "Or else", if you don't mind my saying, sounds a bit woolly. 240 00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:17,048 And wouldn't Father Brown demand some sort of proof? 241 00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:19,020 I ain't cutting no fingers off! 242 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,028 I wish we could cut their tongues out. 243 00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:24,048 Really! If you can't take any constructive criticism... 244 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,024 You think you can do a better job? 245 00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:37,008 Prove...our...innocence... 246 00:15:38,076 --> 00:15:40,076 Two Ns in innocence. 247 00:15:40,076 --> 00:15:42,012 If... 248 00:15:42,012 --> 00:15:44,028 READS: You want your friends back alive, 249 00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:46,012 don't go to the police. 250 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,096 Is it genuine? 251 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,016 READS:PS. Don't forget to water the aspidistras, 252 00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:54,016 and the fiscal accounts are due Friday. 253 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,040 SQUEALING 254 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,028 Kitty! Go on! 255 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:03,020 Gertrude, get in it or you'll have it torn! Get over there! 256 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:07,036 They're loading animals into a van. 257 00:16:07,036 --> 00:16:09,036 Oh, my finger! You dirty pig! 258 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,080 What kind of animals? 259 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:15,048 Is the breed really relevant? 260 00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:17,084 If you must know, pigs. 261 00:16:17,084 --> 00:16:20,076 Today is the second Tuesday of the month. 262 00:16:20,076 --> 00:16:25,028 From which I deduce they're off to the swine sale in Hambleston. 263 00:16:25,028 --> 00:16:26,072 SQUEALING 264 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:30,076 Quite the detective, Mrs M. 265 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:37,004 Which gives us long enough to make...our escape. 266 00:16:37,004 --> 00:16:39,084 It has obviously escaped your attention 267 00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:42,056 that we are chained up like dogs. 268 00:16:42,056 --> 00:16:44,092 Oh, yet another graduate 269 00:16:44,092 --> 00:16:48,084 of the Sidney Carter College of Breaking and Entering. 270 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,088 Although why a Countess feels the need 271 00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:55,036 to add lock-picking to her accomplishments, I... 272 00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:00,004 Ta-da! 273 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,068 HE SCREAMS 274 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:34,036 Sh!We're in the middle of nowhere! 275 00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:36,016 Now what? 276 00:17:36,016 --> 00:17:39,004 We go inside, find a telephone and call the police. 277 00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:41,036 Right. 278 00:17:45,036 --> 00:17:47,020 Hello? 279 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:52,048 Holy Mother!Are you all right?! 280 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:56,024 Perfectly. I often have a nap under a table at this time of day. 281 00:17:56,024 --> 00:17:58,012 More to the point, who are you? 282 00:17:58,012 --> 00:17:59,064 Oh! We're, um... 283 00:17:59,064 --> 00:18:01,044 Our car broke down. It's a long story. 284 00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:03,028 I wonder, do you have a telephone? 285 00:18:03,028 --> 00:18:05,076 In the hall.Righto. First things first. 286 00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:07,064 Let's set you to rights.Yes. 287 00:18:13,056 --> 00:18:15,032 You've got five minutes, Father. 288 00:18:15,032 --> 00:18:16,068 You're a brick, Sergeant. 289 00:18:18,052 --> 00:18:20,004 Anything interesting, Father? 290 00:18:20,004 --> 00:18:23,040 A letter, from Dame Bianca Norman's solicitors. 291 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:28,072 It seems she was planning to divest herself of husband number five. 292 00:18:29,092 --> 00:18:31,048 Anyone could have found this. 293 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:33,024 That can't be right. 294 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,056 Mallory? 4:00. 295 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,016 All quiet in Dodge? 296 00:18:58,016 --> 00:19:00,004 Dodge, sir? 297 00:19:00,004 --> 00:19:01,084 Anything to report, Sergeant? 298 00:19:01,084 --> 00:19:04,084 Oh, right. Most of the sightseers got bored and wandered off 299 00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:07,036 and the press seem to have given up. 300 00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:10,040 I wouldn't say given up, merely decamped to the police station, 301 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,096 awaiting news of our investigation. 302 00:19:12,096 --> 00:19:14,088 And how's that going, sir? 303 00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:17,080 Turns out Bianca Norman was patron for a welfare charity 304 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,080 for ex-convicts. 305 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:23,076 I'm having the files sent over to see if they throw up any matches. 306 00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:29,064 Ah, hello. Police, plea... 307 00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:31,028 Police... Hello? 308 00:19:32,052 --> 00:19:34,008 Hello? 309 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,008 Hello?! 310 00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:39,072 So, who lives here? 311 00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:42,076 Me and my brothers. Ow! 312 00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:45,092 Yes, well, you don't want it going septic, now, do you? 313 00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:48,096 Especially with hygiene standards around here 314 00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:50,092 leaving much to be desired. 315 00:19:50,092 --> 00:19:53,028 Where was it you said you broke down, again? 316 00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:56,032 Oh, a couple of miles from here. 317 00:19:56,032 --> 00:19:59,068 It's just, we're pretty remote, and there aren't many places 318 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:01,084 that require evening dress in the middle of the day. 319 00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:05,060 Yes. Well, don't you worry your head about that. 320 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:09,044 Now, I am going to make us a nice hot cup of tea. 321 00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:11,084 No-one is going anywhere! 322 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,024 Swine sale in Hambleston! 323 00:20:14,024 --> 00:20:15,072 Out! 324 00:20:15,072 --> 00:20:19,052 I am going nowhere until I have a hot cup of tea inside of me. 325 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,040 You'll do as you're told. 326 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,000 Or what? 327 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,080 Oh, he'll poke us to death? 328 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,024 Well, at least it might shut you up. 329 00:20:28,024 --> 00:20:30,096 WHISPERS:Len? Len! 330 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,048 What?! 331 00:20:37,064 --> 00:20:39,064 Are these what you're looking for? 332 00:20:43,044 --> 00:20:46,024 Now, would someone like to tell me what's going on? 333 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,040 I thought Inspector Mallory... 334 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,012 Is busy, I'm afraid. 335 00:20:52,012 --> 00:20:55,060 Er...we'd, er... The Father would, er... 336 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:58,052 Like your aid in a crime reconstruction. 337 00:20:58,052 --> 00:21:00,068 For what possible reason? 338 00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:02,084 Well, I hope that will become clear. 339 00:21:02,084 --> 00:21:05,048 Now, if you wouldn't mind, please all take your positions 340 00:21:05,048 --> 00:21:07,072 as you were on the night. 341 00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:15,004 The sergeant and I will play the parts of Lady Felicia 342 00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:17,000 and Mrs McCarthy. 343 00:21:20,064 --> 00:21:23,024 And Miss Bunty Windermere, our resident ballistics expert, 344 00:21:23,024 --> 00:21:25,044 will play the part of the robbers. 345 00:21:27,028 --> 00:21:29,052 Miss Windermere will play the robbers! 346 00:21:31,088 --> 00:21:33,052 I improvised. 347 00:21:33,052 --> 00:21:36,092 They burst in! They shot the lights out! Bang! Bang! 348 00:21:36,092 --> 00:21:38,044 Then darkness. 349 00:21:38,044 --> 00:21:41,096 Bang! The bullet goes through the chair, 350 00:21:41,096 --> 00:21:44,036 through the curtain and then straight through the window. 351 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:47,024 But the trajectory is wrong. 352 00:21:47,024 --> 00:21:50,004 From this height, the bullet would have embedded itself 353 00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,080 lower in the wall. 354 00:21:53,004 --> 00:21:55,040 Meaning the killer was seated. 355 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,052 I literally have no idea what you're talking about. 356 00:21:58,052 --> 00:22:00,084 He's not the only one, Sergeant! 357 00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:04,012 New evidence suggests a third shooter, sir. 358 00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:06,012 Does he now? 359 00:22:06,012 --> 00:22:10,028 It might have been thrown from the window, so I ordered a search. 360 00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,056 On whose authority? 361 00:22:12,056 --> 00:22:14,024 WHISTLE! 362 00:22:14,024 --> 00:22:17,008 It's a gun, Sergeant. There's a nice set of prints. 363 00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:19,096 I expect we should take fingerprints, sir. 364 00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:22,080 I'll save you the bother. They're mine. 365 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,048 No, Barb, don't!Say nothing, Tony. 366 00:22:25,048 --> 00:22:28,068 It's nothing you understand. Just call our solicitor. 367 00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:32,044 Barbara Norman, I'm arresting you for the murder of Bianca Norman. 368 00:22:32,044 --> 00:22:34,096 You are not obliged to say anything unless you wish to do so, 369 00:22:34,096 --> 00:22:37,048 but whatever you say may be taken down and given in evidence. 370 00:22:43,056 --> 00:22:47,064 To summarise, a person or persons unknown solicited you 371 00:22:47,064 --> 00:22:49,084 to a hold up a train and rob a world-famous diva. 372 00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:53,096 During the execution of which, you failed to rob said jewels. 373 00:22:53,096 --> 00:22:56,060 The diva was shot and you acquired two hostages. 374 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:59,032 One of whom is a Countess of the Realm. 375 00:22:59,032 --> 00:23:02,032 Thus leaving you Britain's most wanted. 376 00:23:04,036 --> 00:23:05,096 What were you thinking?! 377 00:23:07,076 --> 00:23:09,096 Don't tell me this is what I think it is? 378 00:23:11,028 --> 00:23:13,072 Well, thank you for at least consulting me before going out 379 00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:16,028 and committing armed robbery and kidnap on my behalf! 380 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:18,028 He wants to be a barrister. 381 00:23:18,028 --> 00:23:20,092 And you want to be captain of Aston Villa. 382 00:23:20,092 --> 00:23:22,076 I hate to be the one to break it to you, but... 383 00:23:22,076 --> 00:23:24,068 The difference is, he's got two left feet. 384 00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:26,096 The only thing stopping you is cash. 385 00:23:26,096 --> 00:23:29,012 Scholarship to the grammar school. 386 00:23:29,012 --> 00:23:32,040 Highest school certificate in the county. 387 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,000 His teachers said he was a natural for the law. 388 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,080 Except things as that aren't for the likes of us. 389 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,064 Well, I suppose that's all right, then, 390 00:23:39,064 --> 00:23:41,052 you getting us into this unholy mess 391 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:43,076 to provide little old me with an education. 392 00:23:43,076 --> 00:23:45,028 To get you a life. 393 00:23:45,028 --> 00:23:47,044 You want to spend it here, 394 00:23:47,044 --> 00:23:50,068 stuck in that chair with loads of books you'll never use? 395 00:23:50,068 --> 00:23:53,048 And if something happens to us, what then? 396 00:23:53,048 --> 00:23:56,048 They cart you off to spend the rest of it in an institution?! 397 00:23:56,048 --> 00:23:59,096 A prospect becoming evermore imminent by the second. 398 00:23:59,096 --> 00:24:01,076 And as for your hostages, 399 00:24:01,076 --> 00:24:04,000 they've seen your faces now. 400 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,024 I suppose you're just going to have to shoot them. 401 00:24:06,024 --> 00:24:08,036 That's quite enough of your lip! 402 00:24:09,052 --> 00:24:13,076 They're the only insurance we've got. They're staying in here! 403 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,084 Back to the cellar with you! 404 00:24:15,084 --> 00:24:18,092 Why? We're in the middle of nowhere here. 405 00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:21,056 You can hardly expect us to make a dash for freedom in these gowns. 406 00:24:21,056 --> 00:24:25,020 And you have cows that need milking! 407 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,060 I suggest you tend them 408 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:32,092 while I rustle up something that is at least edible. 409 00:24:32,092 --> 00:24:35,000 She really is the most marvellous cook. 410 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,044 Motion sustained! 411 00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:40,000 HE SIGHS 412 00:24:45,056 --> 00:24:47,024 Why didn't you bring this to me?! 413 00:24:47,024 --> 00:24:49,072 The bit which says, "Do not go to the police". 414 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,028 Give me one good reason 415 00:24:51,028 --> 00:24:55,044 why I shouldn't discipline you for gross insubordination! 416 00:24:55,044 --> 00:24:57,064 I was following instructions, sir. 417 00:24:59,052 --> 00:25:01,036 READS:Keep the Padre out of my sight. 418 00:25:01,036 --> 00:25:04,044 Any funny business and you deal with it under pain of death. 419 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,068 Yours, that is. 420 00:25:07,008 --> 00:25:10,056 Let's just say that the end justifies the means. 421 00:25:10,056 --> 00:25:12,092 Let's see what she's got to say for herself first. 422 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,084 No traipsing mud through the house! 423 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,076 Well, sit yourselves down. 424 00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:41,052 Ah-ah! 425 00:25:46,048 --> 00:25:49,020 Bless us, oh Lord, and these thy gifts which we are about to receive 426 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:51,044 through Christ our Lord. Amen. Amen.Amen.Mm-hm. 427 00:25:54,092 --> 00:25:57,096 So I've been looking into your predicament and from what I can gather, 428 00:25:57,096 --> 00:26:00,008 the only real offences you've committed 429 00:26:00,008 --> 00:26:02,088 are attempted armed robbery and kidnap. 430 00:26:02,088 --> 00:26:05,076 Hand yourselves in and give back the hostages, 431 00:26:05,076 --> 00:26:08,020 mitigating circumstances, and a good barrister, 432 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:11,012 you could be looking at as little as five years. 433 00:26:11,012 --> 00:26:13,064 Before or after they hang us for murder? 434 00:26:15,052 --> 00:26:17,064 You said the priest would find out who did it! 435 00:26:17,064 --> 00:26:19,008 And so he will. 436 00:26:19,008 --> 00:26:21,060 RADIO:This is the BBC. Here is the news. 437 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:23,000 TELEPHONE PIPS 438 00:26:28,028 --> 00:26:30,084 A huge manhunt continues for armed robbers 439 00:26:30,084 --> 00:26:34,044 who murdered world-renowned opera singer Dame Bianca Norman 440 00:26:34,044 --> 00:26:37,032 and kidnapped the Countess of Montague and her companion. 441 00:26:37,032 --> 00:26:39,064 Detective Inspector Mallory of Kembleford Police 442 00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:41,080 made this statement earlier. 443 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:46,012 We're narrowing the search and confident it's just a matter of time before they are apprehended. 444 00:26:46,012 --> 00:26:50,040 When, rest assured, they will feel the full weight of the law. 445 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,032 The Earl of Montague has offered a reward 446 00:26:52,032 --> 00:26:55,092 for information leading to the safe return of his wife.Sweet! 447 00:26:55,092 --> 00:26:57,056 The Prime Minister Winston Churchill 448 00:26:57,056 --> 00:26:59,064 gave a speech in the House of Commons yesterday, 449 00:26:59,064 --> 00:27:01,028 opposing the proposed... 450 00:27:01,028 --> 00:27:03,092 Companion! I do have a name! 451 00:27:03,092 --> 00:27:06,088 Maybe they just forgot. There's no need to take it personally. 452 00:27:06,088 --> 00:27:09,092 How would you like it if they forgot to mention your name? 453 00:27:09,092 --> 00:27:11,076 Well, perhaps they didn't think it was as... 454 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,092 Maybe they didn't think it was as... 455 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:17,048 Relevant? Newsworthy?Yes. 456 00:27:17,048 --> 00:27:21,076 No. Must you always be so oversensitive?! 457 00:27:21,076 --> 00:27:25,076 And this from the woman unable to park her posh posterior 458 00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:28,016 in a second-class train compartment! 459 00:27:28,016 --> 00:27:30,092 My apologies for whisking you off into the lap of luxury! 460 00:27:30,092 --> 00:27:33,080 Into armed robbery and murder! 461 00:27:35,016 --> 00:27:37,004 Grub's good. 462 00:27:40,068 --> 00:27:42,012 It was pitch-black. 463 00:27:43,016 --> 00:27:44,060 Everyone was shouting. 464 00:27:46,052 --> 00:27:48,000 Then Tony lit a match. 465 00:27:49,048 --> 00:27:52,080 It was only a few seconds, but I saw that his coat was over the chair 466 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,072 and I knew there was a gun in the pocket. 467 00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:58,004 Why was your brother carrying a firearm? 468 00:27:58,004 --> 00:28:00,076 For exactly the eventuality that transpired. 469 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,088 My mother refused to travel with security. 470 00:28:06,004 --> 00:28:09,036 It wouldn't occur to her that someone so revered would be attacked. 471 00:28:09,036 --> 00:28:11,080 So, you took the gun from the coat? 472 00:28:13,028 --> 00:28:14,080 It was mayhem. 473 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,092 Panicking and shouting. 474 00:28:20,064 --> 00:28:25,080 And as I pulled it out, it went off by accident. 475 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,088 I didn't... 476 00:28:30,068 --> 00:28:33,056 It was only when the lights went on that I saw that she... 477 00:28:33,056 --> 00:28:36,072 And yet you said nothing. 478 00:28:36,072 --> 00:28:38,064 I was in shock! 479 00:28:40,008 --> 00:28:42,060 Everyone assumed it was the robbers. 480 00:28:45,032 --> 00:28:48,096 The longer I kept silent, the harder it was to admit the truth. 481 00:28:52,048 --> 00:28:54,036 That I killed my own mother! 482 00:29:03,096 --> 00:29:06,060 Do you know what will happen to me, Inspector? 483 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:19,000 It seems it was nothing more than a tragic accident. 484 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,024 She'll be released from police custody while enquiries continue. 485 00:29:23,024 --> 00:29:24,084 Poor soul. 486 00:29:24,084 --> 00:29:27,000 Imagine killing your own mother. 487 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,056 Frequently. 488 00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:31,060 This will make the morning papers. 489 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:34,096 Your faith in the villain's code would be touching 490 00:29:34,096 --> 00:29:37,004 if not so misguided. 491 00:29:37,004 --> 00:29:39,004 Which means it's down to me. 492 00:29:39,004 --> 00:29:41,052 They're in here somewhere, 493 00:29:41,052 --> 00:29:43,096 and I won't rest till I find them. 494 00:29:43,096 --> 00:29:45,048 Thank you. 495 00:29:53,096 --> 00:29:55,076 BIRDSONG 496 00:30:02,024 --> 00:30:03,092 Cudlip. 497 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,056 Cudlip. 498 00:30:16,028 --> 00:30:18,076 Cudlip. Gotcha! 499 00:30:18,076 --> 00:30:22,084 Morning, sir.Sergeant, get me HQ on the blower. 500 00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:30,016 Leonard Cudlip. 501 00:30:30,016 --> 00:30:32,068 Former track engineer sentenced to two years - 502 00:30:32,068 --> 00:30:35,012 involvement with robbery on a train. 503 00:30:35,012 --> 00:30:38,088 Recently sent a begging letter to Dame Bianca's ex-convicts' charity, 504 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,088 which was rejected. 505 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:45,024 And brother Daryl is the registered owner of a green Fordson van. 506 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,072 Permission to draw weapons, sir? 507 00:30:50,012 --> 00:30:52,032 Yes, sir, we will. 508 00:30:53,044 --> 00:30:55,008 I take it you've found the kidnappers? 509 00:30:55,008 --> 00:30:59,060 You can take it to mean I have no time for unwanted visitors. 510 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:01,000 Round up all available men, 511 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,088 and I want maps of Deepwell Farm and the surrounding area. 512 00:31:03,088 --> 00:31:07,052 Right you are, sir. For the sake of our beloved friends, 513 00:31:07,052 --> 00:31:09,084 I urge you not to go in heavy-handed. 514 00:31:14,008 --> 00:31:16,032 WHISTLE! 515 00:31:43,064 --> 00:31:45,004 BELL RINGS 516 00:31:57,068 --> 00:31:59,040 MUSIC PLAYS 517 00:32:04,012 --> 00:32:05,096 Boots!Police! 518 00:32:07,048 --> 00:32:08,080 BELL RINGS 519 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:15,008 Get down! PANICKED SHOUTS 520 00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:23,076 Cuthbert, Clough, search the outbuildings! 521 00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:25,088 The rest of you, stand by and await my orders. 522 00:32:29,012 --> 00:32:30,072 This is no place for civilians! 523 00:32:30,072 --> 00:32:33,004 Well, if you're going to have a shoot-out, 524 00:32:33,004 --> 00:32:35,012 a priest might come in handy. 525 00:32:35,012 --> 00:32:38,032 I could out-sniper the lot of you, if you'd care to give me a firearm. 526 00:32:38,032 --> 00:32:39,088 No, I would not. 527 00:32:39,088 --> 00:32:42,076 Sir? Just found this. 528 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:46,088 It's my aunt's! 529 00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,056 Right. 530 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:55,088 You are surrounded by armed police, with no means of escape! 531 00:32:55,088 --> 00:32:59,012 Release the women and surrender yourselves! 532 00:32:59,012 --> 00:33:01,004 I advise you do as he says. 533 00:33:02,012 --> 00:33:04,048 If we surrender, they'll hang us for murder. 534 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,008 What, then? 535 00:33:06,008 --> 00:33:08,044 I'd rather go down fighting. 536 00:33:10,044 --> 00:33:12,084 What if we shot someone? 537 00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:14,040 It's not their fault, Len! 538 00:33:16,016 --> 00:33:18,000 You could take the bullets out of the guns. 539 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,044 That lot out there would never know they were unloaded. 540 00:33:26,032 --> 00:33:28,008 At least a bullet will be quick. 541 00:33:29,004 --> 00:33:30,032 I'm frightened, Len! 542 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:33,052 I don't want to die! 543 00:33:38,036 --> 00:33:41,020 So, Inspector, what's your plan? 544 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:44,044 I'm going to make them wish they'd never been born. 545 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:47,064 It's a bit gung-ho, isn't it? 546 00:33:47,064 --> 00:33:50,036 Isn't it standard practice to negotiate, sir? 547 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,012 They don't know that. 548 00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:57,076 Get ready to fire on my command 549 00:33:57,076 --> 00:34:00,088 if they don't come out in five minutes! 550 00:34:02,044 --> 00:34:04,020 Let's see if that flushes them out. 551 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:07,012 They said they'd release the hostages if we found the killer! 552 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:09,012 And you believe them? 553 00:34:09,012 --> 00:34:11,064 Especially when they're caught, like rats in a trap? 554 00:34:11,064 --> 00:34:13,024 Now, if you'd move aside... 555 00:34:13,024 --> 00:34:15,068 Padre? Padre? Come back here! Padre! 556 00:34:15,068 --> 00:34:17,020 Hello? 557 00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:19,004 My name's Father Brown. 558 00:34:19,004 --> 00:34:21,064 Oh, thank goodness! The cavalry has arrived. 559 00:34:21,064 --> 00:34:23,040 I have something to show you. 560 00:34:28,096 --> 00:34:31,032 It's a trap! They'll fire through the door! 561 00:34:31,032 --> 00:34:33,036 Don't worry, they won't shoot a priest. 562 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,060 I wouldn't count on it! 563 00:34:38,052 --> 00:34:41,056 READS:A 32-year-old female has been released without charge. 564 00:34:41,056 --> 00:34:43,076 There! What did I tell you? 565 00:34:43,076 --> 00:34:46,052 With the murder charge dropped, good behaviour, 566 00:34:46,052 --> 00:34:48,040 you could be out in five years. 567 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,088 I can't go back inside. 568 00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:52,000 As for him, he wouldn't last five minutes. 569 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,072 Didn't he tell you? It's not his first offence. 570 00:34:54,072 --> 00:34:56,096 Our parents were dead. 571 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,084 The farm was going under. 572 00:34:58,084 --> 00:35:00,068 Somebody had to put food on table. 573 00:35:00,068 --> 00:35:02,056 With us gone, what'll happen to him? 574 00:35:02,056 --> 00:35:05,020 Wish you'd thought of that before you went and robbed a train. 575 00:35:06,076 --> 00:35:08,064 I'm sorry. 576 00:35:09,072 --> 00:35:11,016 Me, too. 577 00:35:11,016 --> 00:35:13,052 It's the thought that counts, eh? 578 00:35:16,016 --> 00:35:17,080 Time's up! 579 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,036 10 seconds, then we're coming in! 580 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,080 Just a few more minutes. 581 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,076 I've humoured you enough, Padre. 582 00:35:26,076 --> 00:35:30,004 Now, get out of the way before you accidentally get shot! 583 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:32,088 Five...four... 584 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:34,080 three...two... 585 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,036 Don't shoot! 586 00:35:37,036 --> 00:35:40,024 Hold your fire! Weapons down! 587 00:35:40,024 --> 00:35:42,040 Inspector, thank goodness! We were so frightened! 588 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,080 Oh, Aunt Fliss! 589 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:47,020 It's good to see you safe, ladies, but please move away from the house. 590 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,044 This could get nasty.No! No! 591 00:35:49,044 --> 00:35:52,024 Those men in there, they didn't kidnap us. 592 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:55,036 On the contrary. They were our knights in shining armour. 593 00:35:55,036 --> 00:35:58,028 Yoo-hoo! You can come out now! 594 00:36:03,096 --> 00:36:06,040 I won't get up. 595 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,016 I'm Timothy Cudlip. These are my brothers, Daryl and Lenny. 596 00:36:09,016 --> 00:36:11,092 There seems to have been some sort of a misunderstanding. 597 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,044 Then why did you hole yourself up inside? 598 00:36:16,044 --> 00:36:22,044 Because you look like the sort to shoot first and ask questions later. 599 00:36:36,012 --> 00:36:39,008 And all the time, you were held in the back of their van? 600 00:36:39,008 --> 00:36:42,024 Until this morning, when they drove us here 601 00:36:42,024 --> 00:36:45,004 and dumped us in the middle of nowhere 602 00:36:45,004 --> 00:36:46,096 without so much as a by-your-leave! 603 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,020 And this is when your rescuers found you? Yes. 604 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:54,056 May I enquire why you didn't immediately call the police? 605 00:36:54,056 --> 00:36:56,016 Well, the telephone was out of order. 606 00:36:56,016 --> 00:36:59,072 Yes.Can you give us any descriptions of the kidnappers? 607 00:36:59,072 --> 00:37:02,008 No. They were wearing masks. 608 00:37:02,008 --> 00:37:04,012 But we did hear them talking, 609 00:37:04,012 --> 00:37:08,092 and one of them mentioned a cousin in Anglesey? 610 00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:11,068 Anglesey, yes.With a boat. 611 00:37:11,068 --> 00:37:14,036 Forgive us, we're exhausted. 612 00:37:14,036 --> 00:37:17,032 I think my aunt has had quite enough questions for today. 613 00:37:17,032 --> 00:37:19,052 I must return to the Earl. 614 00:37:19,052 --> 00:37:21,088 Of course, Your Ladyship. Yeah. 615 00:37:21,088 --> 00:37:25,028 I will be needing full statements from you. Yes. 616 00:37:25,028 --> 00:37:27,036 When you have recovered. 617 00:37:33,072 --> 00:37:37,064 For Christian ladies, you are very adept at lying. 618 00:37:37,064 --> 00:37:39,068 It's a long story. 619 00:37:39,068 --> 00:37:41,016 I can't wait. 620 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:51,044 Do you reckon the kidnappers are heading to Wales, then, sir? 621 00:37:51,044 --> 00:37:53,064 Get on the blower to Anglesey, 622 00:37:53,064 --> 00:37:56,060 see if they have wind of any unusual sailings. 623 00:38:00,024 --> 00:38:02,012 I hear you're leaving. 624 00:38:02,012 --> 00:38:04,024 The police decided not to press charges. 625 00:38:05,064 --> 00:38:08,044 I've been very lucky. To get away with murder. 626 00:38:09,052 --> 00:38:11,012 I say, steady on. 627 00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:13,012 Even the police say it was an accident. 628 00:38:13,012 --> 00:38:14,080 What gave you the right to judge? 629 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,056 The only judge you need fear is God. 630 00:38:17,056 --> 00:38:19,036 Both of you. 631 00:38:19,036 --> 00:38:22,004 On a charge of matricide. 632 00:38:22,004 --> 00:38:26,012 Premeditated and coldblooded. 633 00:38:27,084 --> 00:38:30,056 I don't know what you're talking about. 634 00:38:30,056 --> 00:38:34,028 An ex-convict called Leonard Cudlip 635 00:38:34,028 --> 00:38:39,000 wrote to your mother's charity requesting a loan. 636 00:38:40,072 --> 00:38:44,052 Was that when you decided he'd be the perfect scapegoat for murder? 637 00:38:45,064 --> 00:38:47,044 What's that? 638 00:38:47,044 --> 00:38:51,036 A little lie that exposed you. 639 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:57,060 If you had been singed by the match... 640 00:38:59,052 --> 00:39:01,036 ..the stem would have been charred. 641 00:39:03,012 --> 00:39:05,000 Of what possible significance? 642 00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:08,060 Exactly. 643 00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:12,024 Why lie about something so inconsequential? 644 00:39:12,024 --> 00:39:15,028 Unless it did have a meaning. 645 00:39:15,028 --> 00:39:18,028 You ordered the lights to be shot out in the carriage, 646 00:39:18,028 --> 00:39:20,052 knowing you'd be in darkness, 647 00:39:20,052 --> 00:39:23,044 needing light just for a moment 648 00:39:23,044 --> 00:39:26,084 to get your target in your sights. 649 00:39:26,084 --> 00:39:29,060 You think that'll hold up in a court of law? 650 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,008 I'm only interested in your immortal souls. 651 00:39:36,008 --> 00:39:37,072 It's not what you think. 652 00:39:37,072 --> 00:39:40,004 Barb!He knows, Tony. 653 00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:42,048 And I, for one, can't live with the knowledge. 654 00:39:43,096 --> 00:39:46,020 I persuaded Tony. 655 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,080 To protect the child. 656 00:39:50,052 --> 00:39:52,052 To protect Lucy from your mother? 657 00:39:52,052 --> 00:39:55,032 Oh, I do wish you wouldn't call her that. 658 00:39:55,032 --> 00:39:57,068 Mothers bring up children. 659 00:39:57,068 --> 00:39:59,044 The only time we ever saw her 660 00:39:59,044 --> 00:40:02,020 was when she wheeled us out for interviews. 661 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:05,044 Playing happy families with her adoring fans. 662 00:40:05,044 --> 00:40:08,032 Little did they know that we were purchased as possessions. 663 00:40:08,032 --> 00:40:11,064 By a woman demanding unconditional love and giving none in return! 664 00:40:11,064 --> 00:40:16,076 And now we are old and stale, she set her eyes on a new victim. 665 00:40:16,076 --> 00:40:19,048 Lucky Lucy. 666 00:40:19,048 --> 00:40:21,024 There's irony. 667 00:40:21,024 --> 00:40:24,056 It was too late for us, but not for her. 668 00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:28,028 WHISPERS:A life for a life! 669 00:40:31,072 --> 00:40:35,056 And what about the lives of the men you callously framed for murder? 670 00:40:35,056 --> 00:40:37,096 They weren't supposed to get caught. 671 00:40:39,008 --> 00:40:40,084 We'd have let them keep the jewels. 672 00:40:41,096 --> 00:40:43,056 How magnanimous of you. 673 00:40:43,056 --> 00:40:45,008 And while we won't go to prison, 674 00:40:45,008 --> 00:40:47,060 we've been sentenced to a lifetime of guilt. 675 00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:49,048 That will not be necessary. 676 00:40:50,092 --> 00:40:55,076 God sent his only son to bear the burden of our sins. 677 00:40:57,036 --> 00:41:00,064 If only it were so simple. It is...simple. 678 00:41:02,064 --> 00:41:04,048 Confess what is in your soul... 679 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,044 ..and if you are true... 680 00:41:10,044 --> 00:41:12,012 ..you will be forgiven. 681 00:41:18,068 --> 00:41:21,004 COCKEREL CROWS 682 00:41:22,024 --> 00:41:26,064 Ah! Well, it seems the police lost track of the robbers 683 00:41:26,064 --> 00:41:29,012 somewhere off the coast of Anglesey. 684 00:41:29,012 --> 00:41:30,092 Anglesey? 685 00:41:30,092 --> 00:41:33,036 Ah, yes, a little white lie. 686 00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:36,036 I'm surprised you didn't turn us in. 687 00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:38,040 I try to be a man of my word. 688 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:43,016 So is my husband. Apropos of which...for you. 689 00:41:43,016 --> 00:41:45,016 What's this? 690 00:41:49,004 --> 00:41:51,036 It's a cheque for a thousand pounds! I can see that. 691 00:41:51,036 --> 00:41:53,048 I mean, what's she's giving it to us for? 692 00:41:53,048 --> 00:41:55,092 The reward money for my safe return. 693 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,084 We don't want it.We don't? 694 00:42:02,004 --> 00:42:04,028 After what we did, you think we'd take your money? 695 00:42:04,028 --> 00:42:06,028 It will look jolly suspicious if you don't. 696 00:42:06,028 --> 00:42:08,008 You aren't bad men. 697 00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:10,012 Although you are terrible cooks. 698 00:42:13,012 --> 00:42:14,060 Ask him. 699 00:42:14,060 --> 00:42:17,060 Doesn't God reward the good and punish the wicked? 700 00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:20,000 His ways are ever-mysterious. 701 00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:26,080 However, he holds it a sin for men to bury talents 702 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,092 that could be put to use in his service. 703 00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:34,000 WHISPERS: What? He's talking about me. 704 00:42:35,064 --> 00:42:38,040 I predict that God has plans for this young man. 53270

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