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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:05,821 --> 00:00:18,851 PRESENTED BY - Big_A_Little_A DOWNLOADED FROM - MEGAtitulky.cz SEEDED BY - Novalayer.net 1 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,406 Sir, when do we begin? 2 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,535 PC2020 and PC2021 aren't here yet. 3 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,140 We're already five minutes late 4 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,737 Your watch is five minutes fast 5 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,543 Are you satisfied yet? 6 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:42,618 We're tailed them long enough 7 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,384 No, it's still dark here 8 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:46,720 Wait until we come to some street lamps 9 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,559 Are you two alright? 10 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:52,189 Fine, we always jog this time of the day 11 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:52,991 Yes! 12 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:53,929 You two are brave 13 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:57,595 Ah Chow just said that You two are perfect pickings for a sex man 14 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,434 You two are lucky You ran into us instead 15 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,306 How much time before our rendezvous? 16 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:06,367 About five minutes 17 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:07,912 How far do we have to go? 18 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,311 About twenty miles 19 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:12,279 At this speed, do you think we'll make? 20 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,546 No 21 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,708 do you think we should go a little fast 22 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,450 Yes! Then let's go 23 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,024 sir, it's time 24 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,758 not even a sound of a vehicle approach 25 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,236 OK, can't wait any longer 26 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,410 Good thinking-turning off 27 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,850 Your engines and coasting? 28 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,056 Take this 29 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,685 What's the situation, sir? 30 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,960 Fifteen terrorists, ten M16's 31 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,394 And one female hostage 32 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:01,787 I don't care how 33 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:02,994 Just get the girl out 34 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,602 Oh boy! A defenseless girl I love to rescue defenseless girls 35 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,604 Yeah, because defenseless rhymes 36 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,365 With senseless, now let's get our things 37 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,872 where will you be standing, sir? 38 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,471 Over there 39 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,711 Better more thirty degrees to the left 40 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,775 Thirty degrees to the left? 41 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:34,950 Come over here 42 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,163 Would you think it's funny if 43 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:43,297 I said I'm sleepwalking? 44 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,027 Yeah, hilarious 45 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,644 Let me see you laugh 46 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,313 come on, laugh 47 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,687 OK, come on up now 48 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,557 Four at once 49 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,754 Sir, anytime you're ready 50 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,447 Prepare to fire 51 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,865 a Superintendent Chan out of the line off 52 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,506 Yes, but the stupid sergeant is still there 53 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:04,373 Then what are you waiting for? Fire 54 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,772 Yes, Sir 55 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:17,813 fire 56 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,546 You have a feeling this place is booby. 57 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:43,637 Yeah 58 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,709 Watch for falling nets 59 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,979 No, in movies the hero usually takes a few 60 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,956 Before falling thru a trap on 61 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,022 The floor 62 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,613 Help! Please help me 63 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:20,610 The hostage 64 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,048 Let me 65 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,491 Here 66 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,636 Go 67 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,838 My buns are smoking 68 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:05,456 see this next trap? The slightest weight 69 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,062 Will send arrows shooting out from there 70 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,061 Really 71 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,096 I'll show you 72 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,033 Watch 73 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,908 See? 74 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,642 Wow! What do we do now? 75 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,444 Don't you see the pattern? 76 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,079 Yes 77 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,880 Well, do you still remember Yes 78 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,110 Let's go 79 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,324 This is a much more sticky situation 80 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,435 Help, please help me 81 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,343 She's not my style 82 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,043 You going to leave little hole me all 83 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,257 No, I'm coming 84 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,526 Are you OK? 85 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,126 A ghost... 86 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:21,737 A ghost! A ghost! 87 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,480 How come you didn't knock? 88 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,176 Ha, sorry you had to sleep in the living room 89 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,275 It's OK 90 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,319 Ah Chow 91 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,283 Yes, Honey 92 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,249 Now what am I going to try eggs with? 93 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,485 Oh goodie no more fried egg 94 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:17,892 Not just me 95 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,122 Ah Chow is also thinking the same thing 96 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,924 I think he did it on purpose 97 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,772 Don't listen to him, honey 98 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,864 Did I ever complain? 99 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,641 You better not 100 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,871 OK, what d you want to eat? 101 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,674 Ham and fried eggs. 102 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,277 Oh goodie Ham and fried eggs again 103 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,045 The eggs taste so good 104 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,815 I think I'll have to break more pots 105 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,522 Local news at 10:30 am today 106 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,087 There was a serious accident on Tuen Mun 107 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,197 and two injured 108 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,197 Next time you have a nightmare 109 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,698 Try not to wake up the whole house 110 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,532 What whole house? Just you two 111 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,864 Suspected of involvement is fraudulent section 112 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,940 counting up to 80 million dollars is Lee Ho 113 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,374 Arrested in Singapore yesterday 114 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,139 negotiations are now underway 115 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,645 To extradite him back to Hong Kong 116 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,580 Wow, are 80 million dollars con job 117 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,414 That's why we have to report to Supt. Chan. 118 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,784 Let's go 119 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:23,684 Right Bye 120 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,261 You two be careful 121 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:27,991 What does that suspect in Singapore? 122 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,532 Have to do with Supt. Chan or us? 123 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,999 Nothing 124 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,228 Just didn't want Ham and eggs again? 125 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:33,999 Let's have dim sum instead 126 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,365 Oh, good! Dim sum! 127 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,970 A blood test. What a way to start the 128 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,943 Watch it you two 129 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,312 This is not a bumper car field 130 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,273 What's the matter? 131 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,184 Bad mood today? 132 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,314 If someone sticks a needle into your 133 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,521 think in the morning, what other mood is 134 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,793 Oh, no! Physical time! And inoculation 135 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,850 Physical's OK, inoculation, no! Let's get out 136 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,191 PC2020! PC2021! 137 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,727 Urine test and inoculation today 138 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,625 Toilet's over there! 139 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,997 How do we get out of this? 140 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,706 Think fast 141 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,011 The casualty ward? 142 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,672 Yes, sir, I'll send someone right away 143 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,654 Not me! I can even stand up 144 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,350 find someone else 145 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,550 but I promise to send someone right away 146 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,889 You want to kiss ass it's your business 147 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,031 I'm not your lips 148 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,157 Why so quiet? 149 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,031 Means everybody's been murdered. 150 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,966 Got and dirty Harry cases for us? 151 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:43,974 Yes! 152 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,771 C.I.D. 153 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,372 The head nurse want you two for inoculation 154 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,706 Better get downstairs right away 155 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,379 Placing high value on our friendship 156 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,110 Can't let you two create a scene downstairs. 157 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,151 Right, it's a matter of keeping our dignity. 158 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,390 It has nothing to do with courage. 159 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,024 I'll help anyway I can! 160 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,761 Right now the casualty ward needs a hurry. 161 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,726 And I don't know who to send! 162 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,727 What! 163 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,127 The casualty ward need our help. 164 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,600 What are we waiting for? 165 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,099 Let's go. 166 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,008 OK! 167 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:24,544 Sign here! 168 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,207 Sir, I can't. 169 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,114 Why not? 170 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,381 I can't sign with my left hand. 171 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,319 Then use your right 172 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,252 Sir, my right hand is not with me. 173 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,982 They forget to pick it up after the fight. 174 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,421 See for yourself! 175 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:36,852 No need 176 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,254 give me your left thumb take a print. 177 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,662 No need sir! It looks the same in red. 178 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,095 What's your name? 179 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,773 Who? Me, sir? 180 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,445 It's there someone next to you? 181 00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,237 No! 182 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,811 Look at me when you speak to me. 183 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,886 I am looking at you. 184 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,013 Look at me this way and don't move your eye. 185 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,114 What's your name? 186 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,059 You Foo. 187 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,894 What? Fool? 188 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,463 I'll show how to be one. 189 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,399 What's your name? 190 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,169 Foo... Foo! 191 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,326 Still fool? 192 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,999 Sir, my family name is Foo 193 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:27,642 given name is You, so You Foo! 194 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:33,417 It chopped in the neck, so there's an air gap. 195 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,713 Do you recognize who chopped you? 196 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,648 "Scarf ace", Tony and "Tattoo", Charlie. 197 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:43,326 Sir, my stomach really hurts! 198 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,926 Let go of your handle. it'll get all over. 199 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,663 Thanks for reminding me. 200 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,769 I don't want to skip rope with my intestine 201 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,337 Sir! 202 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,302 Now what? 203 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,069 You're stepping on my finger. 204 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,375 A doctor said he reconnect it if I can find. 205 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,474 It doesn't fit! 206 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,740 Sir, the other leg. 207 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:13,651 That's my finger? 208 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,655 There one finger too much. 209 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:16,853 Who's is it? 210 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,486 Who's missing a finger? 211 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,895 It's mine! 212 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,026 I can't take it anymore I'm going to the toilet. 213 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,334 The toilet is clogged. 214 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,531 Someone drop his nose into it. 215 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:40,875 Ah Chow, dinner's ready! 216 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,533 "Count your fingers, count to ten" 217 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,135 "If three get lopped off, the Doc can" 218 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,170 "seven left and you;re still a man" 219 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,538 Lop your head, stupid 220 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,833 What's the matter? 221 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,534 He always sings when he 222 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,946 I didn't say he can't sing 223 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,177 He's gross to sing about chopped fingers 224 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,351 Ah Chow! 225 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,756 What's bothering you? Are you ill? 226 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,898 Just take the food off the table. 227 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,682 Besides small and large intestines, 228 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,683 do we have anything else to eat tonight? 229 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,844 Yes! 230 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,518 Is this OK? 231 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,320 Why so much instant noodles? 232 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,722 Win a raffle? 233 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,427 No, I have to go to Singapore. 234 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,363 What are you going to Singapore for? 235 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,362 Descort a suspect, Lee Hong, back to Hong Kong 236 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,166 How about me? 237 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,329 The superintendent has other duties for you. 238 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,699 No, I mean I'll miss you. 239 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,340 It'll just be several days. 240 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,504 By myself in my room, alone and feeling 241 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,210 Ok, then I won't go 242 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,148 No, no, our responsibilities come first 243 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,082 Whoopee! 244 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,760 What's the matter? Epileptic or something? 245 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,028 Honey, can you not go to Singapore? 246 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,401 Can't, orders are orders 247 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,165 Eureka? What did you find? 248 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,337 I found I don't like instant noodles. I'm not 249 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,908 You know about the Lee Hong fraud case 250 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,917 Yes, sir, I owe him! 251 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,511 Because Anna has to go to Singapore 252 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,454 Ah Chow is an eligible bachelor for a field 253 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,024 We received a report Lee hong hired killers 254 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,152 to silence the chief witness, May Lo. 255 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,319 Look 256 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,297 Hey, cute, just like me! 257 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,568 You two pick her up at the Hong Kong marme and protect her until the trial 258 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,832 You need a good place to hide her. 259 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,770 Right how about our hotel 260 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:20,469 good service, air-cond, just right for summer 261 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,512 If May Lo loses a hair, you two can count on walking the beat until 262 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,379 Understand? 263 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,610 Yes sir! 264 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:27,747 Wait! 265 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,443 Have you two taken the physical 266 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,715 or the inoculation 267 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,945 Yes, the nurse said I wasn't afraid of pain. 268 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:33,957 He said I was a good boy. 269 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,526 Yes, and she said my blood was red, and very fresh. 270 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,584 When was this? 271 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,661 Last year! 272 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,786 I'm talking about this year. 273 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,264 Now get going! 274 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,590 Yes sir! 275 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,233 Sorry! 276 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,343 That nurse gives painful shots. 277 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,903 Do you have a handkerchief? 278 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:58,609 No! 279 00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,479 Hold this! 280 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,250 It's your own fault for not carrying a handkerchief. 281 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,213 No matter what, kill the girl. 282 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,251 Otherwise the boss will go to jail. 283 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:11,694 Relax! 284 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:12,921 My informer says two policemen. 285 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,896 The girl is now under police protection. 286 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,765 Find her and kill her! 287 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,737 Sir! 288 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,801 Give me the data. 289 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,004 On the new recruits. Yes, sir! 290 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,808 Do you have the results from the recent physical report 291 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,350 Yes, I'll get a printout. 292 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:44,823 Here, sir! Thanks! 293 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:45,758 Goodbye sir. 294 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:46,819 Bye! 295 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,278 We mustn't disclose our true identities. 296 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,546 I know. We're supposed to be undercover. 297 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:16,252 A suite, please! 298 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,253 Please register first. 299 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:20,988 Who is the room for? 300 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,556 All three of us! 301 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,435 It's best if the adjacent rooms are empty. 302 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,768 We make a lot of noise. 303 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,105 She goes wild playing games. 304 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,471 Basically, we don't object to game playing. 305 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:39,004 But what's your relationship to the girl? 306 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,312 If we told you, you'd be shocked. 307 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,214 It's important we stay together. 308 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,515 That's right! 309 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,620 Are her parents here? 310 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,749 No, they'd just get in the way. 311 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,556 Right! If anyone ask for her, 312 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,151 Please notify us first. 313 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,392 It's matter life and death. 314 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,797 This girl is a minor. 315 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,459 We have a house policy. 316 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,072 It's best if you rent a separate room for her. 317 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,866 Nope. We have to stay together. 318 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,077 Besides, we won't leave the room! 319 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,179 Look, we are police officers. 320 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:15,444 Yes, I know policemen are virile males. But 321 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,776 these two are police officers. 322 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,189 But not permissible to check in with an underage girl. 323 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,987 We are a reputable hotel. 324 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,152 We can't afford a scandal. 325 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,763 I told you they wouldn't let us check in. 326 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,425 But you wouldn't listen! 327 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,802 Miss, are they coercing you? 328 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,169 Well, not exactly. 329 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,500 They asked me first and I consented. That's correct! 330 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:40,270 You two are abusing your authority. 331 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,008 Ah Chow, we have to think first! What are you doing? 332 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,478 This is the only way. Any better ideas? 333 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:46,812 No! So be it! 334 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:48,545 Listen! We're police officers. 335 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,211 I'm PC2020, he's PC2021! 336 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:51,854 She is a prosecution witness, May Lo. 337 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,548 We have orders to secretly protect her. There is a contract out on her life! 338 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,355 If you don't believe me, look. 339 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,686 This is the Police Commissioner's signature. 340 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,993 The purpose of staying in one room together 341 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,591 It's not for Hanky Panky 342 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,761 Although I wouldn't mind 343 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,669 Give them a suite. 344 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,070 Right away! 345 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,699 I have to hand it to you. 346 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,142 You really came prepared. 347 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:15,970 Enjoy yourself, you deserve it! 348 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,745 Come on, we got the key! 349 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,276 No. 336. 350 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,155 This is mine, bye! 351 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,381 Bye! 352 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,824 Such a big room! 353 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,293 But no bed. Where do I sleep? 354 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,562 On the floor! 355 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,031 One, Two! Three! 356 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,669 Here you try it. 357 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,640 I'll close the floor! 358 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,105 ROOM SERVICE! 359 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,179 Your water, sir! 360 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:58,380 Over here OK? 361 00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,480 Open up! 362 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,987 Opening just one side is meaningless. 363 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:05,625 What are you standing here for? 364 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,153 Water, sir! 365 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,254 So? 366 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,089 Do you like it better somewhere else? 367 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,064 Over here? 368 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,933 Easier to reach! 369 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,701 For whom? 370 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,332 It's best if we can all reach our goals 371 00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:19,665 I'm leaving! 372 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,368 Doors over there! 373 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,609 We can turn this into one room. 374 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:27,640 Right! 375 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,453 If we inactivate this door. 376 00:23:30,476 --> 00:23:32,752 The killer must come through the other door. 377 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,051 Then we'll pounce on him! 378 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,351 Get busy. Right! 379 00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:47,865 Why are you so mean? 380 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,166 He was only hinting for a little tip. 381 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,331 Aren't we paying room charges? Yes! 382 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,908 Doesn't hotel pay him a salary? Yes! 383 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,636 So do we still have to tip him? 384 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,007 Yes! OK 385 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,544 You give it to him! 386 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,144 Are you fixing a trap? 387 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:06,585 Goodie, let me try! 388 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,780 This is not a game. Go play somewhere else. 389 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,658 OK, I'm going swimming, bye! 390 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,788 If you swim confine yourself to the bathroom. 391 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,761 You can't leave the room. 392 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,489 But it's boring playing in the room. 393 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,757 Try jogging! 394 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:20,759 ROOM SERVICE! 395 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,770 The boy is here again. 396 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,673 Now what? 397 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,474 The, hows the water? 398 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:31,411 Fine! 399 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,479 I'll draw your curtains. 400 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:34,607 No need! 401 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,221 Are you satisfied with this room? 402 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,253 Very! 403 00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,186 So it's very comfortable? 404 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,917 Very comfortable. I'll call you if I need. 405 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,085 Are you sure! 406 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,360 You're very mean. 407 00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:49,762 I can be mean with you two. 408 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,526 Now go and watch TV. 409 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:57,802 All done! 410 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:58,874 Good! 411 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,068 I wonder if it'll work. 412 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,444 Let's try it. 413 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:04,271 You're kidding. It's 220 volts! 414 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,747 Don't you want to know if it works? 415 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:06,980 Yes, but now? 416 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:08,484 ROOM SERVICE! 417 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,226 This door is blocked. 418 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,853 Come in the other door! 419 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,796 OK...! 420 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,834 Good, it works! 421 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:35,973 Get the license number 422 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,841 I hope you have learned your lesson. 423 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,286 Idiot! 424 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,725 You keep me in the room. 425 00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:35,328 Any longer, I'll die of boredom. 426 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:38,396 Dying of boredom is a natural death-your protection. 427 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,934 Get out the room and get murdered, it's my responsibility. 428 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,443 You're selfish! 429 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,543 But your selfishness. 430 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:49,148 It's compensated by your charm, your vitality. 431 00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,746 There's a "Green Parrot Nite" at the disco 432 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:53,685 Is that right? 433 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,383 Yes, let me go, OK? No! 434 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,159 Ah Chow won't let me go out. 435 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,492 But I know you're a nice guy! 436 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:06,869 That's right! 437 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:10,972 Go with me, OK? 438 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,568 No! 439 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:15,939 That's the right attitude. 440 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,806 But you're really thinking "Yes", aren't you? 441 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:19,343 That's right! 442 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,044 You two are depriving me of my rights. 443 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:29,987 It's not fair! 444 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:37,863 You have the willpower of a dope addiction. A great cop you are! 445 00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:58,846 Speak louder. 446 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,189 Wait! 447 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:04,986 What were you saying? 448 00:28:05,751 --> 00:28:08,052 I'm looking for the sexy-looking. 449 00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:10,465 Sammy, Davis look-a-like! 450 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,534 What can I do for you? 451 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:19,132 Well, I saw you in the lobby. 452 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:22,804 I want to get to know you better. 453 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:24,837 Well, if you do, 454 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,678 You'll find I'm more than just a sexy female. 455 00:28:27,773 --> 00:28:29,775 Well, when do I get the chance? 456 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,282 Any time! 457 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,614 I like meeting new friends also. 458 00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:37,359 Good. I'm at the lounge in the lobby. 459 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:38,827 Why not come down for a drink? 460 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,921 Well, I'm busy at the moment. 461 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,732 Do try to come down! 462 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:47,596 I'll try, but no promises. 463 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:12,951 Help 464 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,359 A ghost! 465 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,532 Such vivid nightmares! 466 00:30:17,382 --> 00:30:18,725 Bye! 467 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:30,405 Help! 468 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:42,083 I'll get you! Get out of the way! 469 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:30,232 Am I really that sexy? 470 00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:33,928 Sorry to keep you waiting so long. 471 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,606 You sound very sweet on the phone. 472 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,109 My name is Ah Chow. What is yours? 473 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,508 You're right, strangers in the night 474 00:31:48,173 --> 00:31:52,986 Need not know each other's names! 475 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:59,486 Don't be shy! Say something! 476 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:02,056 I... I... don't... don't... 477 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,166 know... know... 478 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:27,323 Miss, you don't stutter, do you? 479 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:30,922 No, but I've been waiting a long time. 480 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,205 Waiting for someone? 481 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,477 Yes, for you! 482 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,739 Speech normal look seminine 483 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:25,070 Really? 484 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:27,271 Let's not waste time. 485 00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:29,149 I turn you on. 486 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,710 You turn me on too! 487 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:34,312 Too bad my fiance is going To tum your head into orbit. 488 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,365 The killer was here. May is gone 489 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:19,334 How are we going to find her? 490 00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:21,268 Everybody is wearing masks. 491 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:24,400 I know. The killer is also looking for May. 492 00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:26,371 Why don't we wait for him to show up 493 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:27,771 He can find May for us. 494 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,503 Great idea! 495 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,136 Then we can retrieve May's body! 496 00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:33,047 Come on, stupid! 497 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,262 What? 498 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:48,657 I said this is not working. 499 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:49,959 You're right. 500 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,063 Over here! 501 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,058 Ladies and gentlemen 502 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:25,229 "Green Parrot Nite" contest 503 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,658 Will now begin. 504 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:30,037 Great! 505 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:33,130 When I count one, two, three, 506 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:36,874 Everybody take off their masks. First one get prize. 507 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:41,915 Ready. One, two, three! 508 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:44,912 Where's May? 509 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,547 Don't see her yet! 510 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:53,851 There she is! 511 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:54,853 Let's go! 512 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:57,866 Out of the way! 513 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,349 Open the door! 514 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:33,530 They went this way! 515 00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:44,876 May! 516 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,210 May are you in here? 517 00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:50,144 May! 518 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:53,250 Careful! 519 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,319 Freeze! 520 00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:59,023 Stop where you are! 521 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,023 No tricks! 522 00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:08,129 Throw your guns over! 523 00:37:08,426 --> 00:37:09,461 No! 524 00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:11,807 Show them over! 525 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:16,673 Don't move! 526 00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:19,015 Now step aside or I will shoot! Move! 527 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:26,411 Go ahead. Shoot! 528 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,560 How did that happen? How many bullets? 529 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,661 I left one by accident! 530 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,095 Good going! 531 00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:41,762 Don't shoot! 532 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,031 Give us a chance! 533 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:44,765 Say your prayers! 534 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:14,999 Bullets! 535 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,633 Bullets! 536 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:27,881 Put down your gun! 537 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,488 I got the bullet! 538 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,527 Don't move, get up! 539 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:45,932 It's your fault, 540 00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,732 Otherwise, Chews arm wouldn't be injured. 541 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,393 You're getting to sound like Ah Chow. 542 00:38:49,394 --> 00:38:51,772 He only got a scratch! 543 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:54,407 I can't move...! try...! 544 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:56,102 I can't do it! 545 00:38:56,134 --> 00:39:00,105 I can't move...! try...! 546 00:39:00,305 --> 00:39:01,875 I can't move...! 547 00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:03,850 What's the problem? 548 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,246 There! 549 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:07,381 Why the big fuss? 550 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,048 Yes. Just a slight wound on the arm. 551 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,782 How come you're immobile? 552 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,497 Doctor! 553 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,564 Good! 554 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:19,962 Which one of you is the patient's relative? 555 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,231 She isn't so I must be! 556 00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:23,533 The doctor wants to see you. OK! 557 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,411 Come in! 558 00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:33,439 Doctor! 559 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,108 I'm Ah Chews relative. 560 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,244 Ng Ah Chow? 561 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:38,983 The policeman? 562 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,884 Yes, a policeman. Protector of Hong Kong 563 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,257 You guys have a high mortality rate. 564 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:46,952 Just occasional occupational hazards! 565 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:50,231 In Ah Chews case, it's better 566 00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:52,799 If he ran into one. 567 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:56,938 That way, at least he can go out as a hero. 568 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,897 What do you mean by that? 569 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,806 Well, according to the computer data 570 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,813 Ah Chow has terminal lung cancer 571 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,142 That means 572 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,647 Layman’s terms, that means he is going to die. 573 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,413 You mean Ah Chow has a terminal illness? 574 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,556 His heart beats, he breathes air, doesn't he? 575 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:18,719 He's human. Humans get terminal illness. 576 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,155 Don't believe me! Ask the computer! 577 00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:22,855 Is there anything I can do? 578 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,600 Nothing. Except to tell him to take it easy. 579 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,794 Enjoy himself these last few months 580 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,663 Only a few more month? 581 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,108 If he had twenty, thirty more years left. 582 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:33,774 We wouldn't call it terminal. 583 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,069 Are you sure its terminal? 584 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,075 Isn't there anything we can do? 585 00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:40,979 Help him plan his funeral, and keep him happy. 586 00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:44,453 Hope his passing doesn't cost much addiction. 587 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,414 He has a wife! 588 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,047 Any kids? 589 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:50,124 No! 590 00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:52,626 That's tough. A widow without kids. 591 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,821 Get a lot less compensation. 592 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:59,196 Why not tell him to go on another honeymoon? 593 00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:03,205 Staying here only wastes taxpayer's money. 594 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:08,135 Can't tell him to sitting around waiting to die! 595 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:12,404 That's right. Take him home. He can die comfortably. 596 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,114 How can you say something like that? 597 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:17,784 I can let you die comfortably with one shot. 598 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:21,646 What are you doing? 599 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,793 I want you to say "He doesn't have cancer". 600 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,896 He doesn't have cancer! 601 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:28,029 Louder! 602 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:31,293 He doesn't have cancer! 603 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,733 Enough! 604 00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:50,309 So stupid! 605 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:52,011 What are purd! 606 00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:07,435 What's it about! 607 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:10,335 About a guy with terminal cancer 608 00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:27,621 Struggling stay alive...! 609 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,119 It is creepy! 610 00:42:29,514 --> 00:42:30,652 What do you know? 611 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,956 This type of determination should be encourager. 612 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:35,828 I'm not sure about that, if I had a terminal cancer. 613 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,898 I'd rather kill myself! I wouldn't wait around to die! 614 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,199 What did the doctor want to see you for? 615 00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:43,669 Just casual talk About the weather. 616 00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:45,468 And that you're well and can go home. 617 00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:48,237 Now I'm well, don't need a doctor to see 618 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,901 But why not relax a few days here? 619 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,511 I hear the hospital's haunted... 620 00:42:57,775 --> 00:42:59,311 Dinner time! 621 00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:01,612 I'll prop up your bed. 622 00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:02,591 OK! 623 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,669 So you can eat! 624 00:43:13,858 --> 00:43:17,101 But I ache all over. How can I eat! 625 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,040 Here, I'll help you? 626 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:20,966 Great! 627 00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,212 Have some soup. 628 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:40,359 Why doesn't he just die and get it over? 629 00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:45,994 Hey! Why tum it off? 630 00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:47,398 You said it's stupid. 631 00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:48,900 But it's so stupid, it's funny! 632 00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:50,003 It's not funny! 633 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:52,335 What would you do if a friend had a terminal cancer? 634 00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,567 Tell him to rest in peace! 635 00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:56,508 You're cold blooded! 636 00:43:57,268 --> 00:44:00,181 What else can I do? Sit there and watch him. 637 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:02,946 I don't know anymore, 638 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,849 I think it must be horrible. 639 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,479 Especially cancer, so frightening. 640 00:44:07,612 --> 00:44:10,491 One day 70 kg, like me now. 641 00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:13,150 Only half as much when death finally comes. 642 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:15,995 And so smelly. 643 00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:19,330 Of course! The internal organs rot away. 644 00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:22,829 You knew so much about medicine. 645 00:44:23,561 --> 00:44:25,837 Also, cancer. 646 00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:28,036 Makes a hole here, a hole there! 647 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:32,979 Dying is trivial. But the suffering! 648 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:35,605 Especially lung cancer. Can't even breathe. 649 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:41,056 Choke choke dead. 650 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:44,821 And such bad breath. 651 00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:45,960 Right, nurse? 652 00:44:46,050 --> 00:44:48,724 And the body shrives up. 653 00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:53,461 Have to straighten up the body at the funeral. 654 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,765 I've seen some really bad cases. 655 00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:58,806 Face flesh fall off, relatives can't recognize. 656 00:44:58,930 --> 00:44:59,840 Dreadful! 657 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:01,410 Enough! Stop it! 658 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:03,634 I have to go wee-wee! 659 00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:08,715 Don't mind him! 660 00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:09,807 Continue your dinner! 661 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:12,020 Your are a good nurse, 662 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:14,455 open wide! 663 00:45:27,792 --> 00:45:29,100 You can go home now. 664 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,806 But doctor, I ache all over! 665 00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:34,802 That's right! He can't even eat dinner! 666 00:45:35,099 --> 00:45:36,169 If you treat me the same way, 667 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,180 I'd also say the same thing. 668 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:39,539 Okay, check out! 669 00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:42,150 But, doctor, I'm in pain! 670 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,749 Doc don't believe him. He's faking. 671 00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:46,822 He's just after the nurse. 672 00:45:46,944 --> 00:45:49,151 Because his wife is out of town. 673 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:51,281 He's on the prowl 674 00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:53,159 You See! 675 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,629 Why you! 676 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:56,993 OK! 677 00:45:57,188 --> 00:45:59,691 If you can attack him. 678 00:46:00,057 --> 00:46:02,333 You're well enough to go home! Don't waste the taxpayers money! 679 00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,439 You have 15 minutes to leave! 680 00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:08,276 What are you hanging around for? 681 00:46:10,334 --> 00:46:11,836 Let's go home and rest. 682 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:26,593 Wow! What a nice kitchen! 683 00:46:27,585 --> 00:46:29,087 Oh boy, candy! 684 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:31,932 Try some! It's good! 685 00:46:32,056 --> 00:46:33,501 Then I'll show you your room! 686 00:46:36,027 --> 00:46:37,335 Ah Chow, where are you going? 687 00:46:37,528 --> 00:46:39,633 To take a bath. 688 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:41,732 I'll draw your water for you. 689 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,103 No need! 690 00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:45,203 Be careful! 691 00:46:47,104 --> 00:46:48,082 What's the matter? 692 00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:49,774 The door is locked. 693 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,146 Security precaution. 694 00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:52,848 Keep away burglars. 695 00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:53,886 Watch! 696 00:46:54,078 --> 00:46:55,455 Open sesame! 697 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,794 Not bad! A bit of a mess, though! 698 00:47:10,895 --> 00:47:12,033 What's this? 699 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,469 Funny mirror! 700 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:29,145 Cloth dryer! 701 00:47:29,146 --> 00:47:32,059 Tidying up doesn't mean it's clean! 702 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:35,896 See? 703 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,964 An ant! 704 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,602 A little insecticide 705 00:47:43,828 --> 00:47:45,161 will fix that. 706 00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:46,766 Anymore complaints? 707 00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:15,334 Is this K-7390068? 708 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:17,669 Yes, who do you want to speak to? 709 00:48:18,162 --> 00:48:19,470 Who are you? 710 00:48:19,764 --> 00:48:21,300 Who are you? 711 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,611 You are calling me! 712 00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:25,841 Tell Ah Chow to come to the phone! 713 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:27,378 He's busy! 714 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,078 Busy. Doing what? 715 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:32,277 Taking a bath! 716 00:48:36,814 --> 00:48:38,384 Close the door, will you? 717 00:48:39,383 --> 00:48:41,192 He's taking a bath without closing the door? 718 00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:46,328 Fogging up the whole house! 719 00:48:46,490 --> 00:48:48,731 I have to keep an eye on you. 720 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,967 Relax. You can't get rid of me that easily. 721 00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:56,301 Can you call later? 722 00:48:57,368 --> 00:48:59,279 What's your relationship to Ah Chow? 723 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:00,912 I can't tell you. 724 00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:03,151 What are you two up to? 725 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:04,283 Nothing. 726 00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:05,682 Just getting ready to go to bed! 727 00:49:05,743 --> 00:49:07,086 Call back later, will you? 728 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,182 No need, just tell Ah Chow. 729 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:10,791 To watch out! 730 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,925 Who was it? 731 00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:17,795 A woman, asking for Ah Chow! 732 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,098 Must be Anna. What did he say? 733 00:49:20,257 --> 00:49:21,793 Nothing, I told her Ah Chow was taking a bath. 734 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,233 Because it's bedtime. 735 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:24,503 What did she say? 736 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:26,573 She said to tell Ah Chow to watch out? 737 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:27,665 Then she hung up. 738 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:30,508 She sounded angry! 739 00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:33,406 Was it Anna? 740 00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:35,608 Yes, she goodnight, everybody! 741 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:38,746 What did Anna say? 742 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,387 She said she loves you and 743 00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:42,253 She'll show you how much when she return. 744 00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:44,484 Now don't kid around, otherwise I'm dead. 745 00:49:44,782 --> 00:49:46,659 No, don't say that! 746 00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:48,127 You'll be around for a long time. 747 00:49:48,252 --> 00:49:50,254 Anna said she'll take you on vacation. 748 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,164 When she comes back. 749 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:53,928 Relax? With her hanging around? 750 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:55,263 Can't even die peacefully! 751 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:57,336 Don't say that. Now go to sleep. 752 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,530 Goodnight! 753 00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:00,073 Goodnight! 754 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:03,540 I have to help him enjoy his last few months. 755 00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:10,680 Any good tours? 756 00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:17,526 Oh, no! 757 00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:20,160 Ah Chow, you can't die! 758 00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:44,547 Up, up, down, down 759 00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:48,051 have you still moonlighting for the travel agent? 760 00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:51,216 Not so loud! 761 00:50:51,248 --> 00:50:52,556 Got some business for you. 762 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:54,655 Where do you want to go? 763 00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:58,958 Two week tour in Asia, around $1000. 764 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,100 $1000 will get you a tour around town. 765 00:51:01,158 --> 00:51:03,331 Stop kidding, where do you want to go? 766 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,063 Philippines! 767 00:51:05,262 --> 00:51:07,742 I heard he had great Sunday Rallies. 768 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:08,740 When can one depart? 769 00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:11,346 As soon as I see the money. 770 00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:12,943 When do you want to go? 771 00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,779 As soon as possible! 772 00:51:15,139 --> 00:51:16,880 And don't let Ah Chow know. 773 00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:17,917 Don't tell anyone. 774 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:20,283 I should know. I'm the one moonlighting. 775 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:23,988 Another thing, I want your opinion. 776 00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:25,592 Since you are the oldest here. 777 00:51:26,016 --> 00:51:27,586 I mean the most experienced. 778 00:51:27,785 --> 00:51:30,527 That's right! 30 years in the force. 779 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:32,757 Out lasted four superintendents. 780 00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:35,763 First one retired, second one jailed. 781 00:51:35,993 --> 00:51:38,337 Third one died, fourth one quit. 782 00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:39,666 If you suddenly dropped dead. 783 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,071 Such compensation would the government for. 784 00:51:41,132 --> 00:51:42,042 Why should I drop that, why not you. 785 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:43,710 I said "if" 786 00:51:44,068 --> 00:51:47,413 If you dropped dead, you'd get 787 00:51:48,072 --> 00:51:50,518 mutual assistance fund, insurance, funeral fund. 788 00:51:50,808 --> 00:51:53,414 All together, added up to quite a bit 789 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:55,088 how much is that. 790 00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:57,853 More than the retirement fund. 791 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,428 Enough for widows and children to leave ahead. 792 00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:02,129 Why? 793 00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:05,366 Planning for the future! 794 00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:13,796 Don't you know. 795 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,902 A cemetery agent? 796 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:17,469 Yes! Why? 797 00:52:17,735 --> 00:52:20,238 I want to look into corruption in his file. 798 00:52:20,337 --> 00:52:22,044 Help me Page him! OK! 799 00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:30,319 Diddling time! 800 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,059 Ah Chow's not here yet 801 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:33,662 I'll bid for him. 802 00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:35,455 He asked me to. 803 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,057 This weakly "Brotherly loan" scheme is gift. 804 00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:41,102 Highest bid on interest gets the loan. 805 00:52:49,233 --> 00:52:51,934 I need the loan this week. 806 00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:53,608 I bid $48. 807 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:58,911 Let's see. Horsey $5. 808 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:01,219 Don't you need the loan, Horsey? 809 00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:03,688 Why do I need a loan? 810 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:06,082 It's off-season for horse-racing. 811 00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:07,528 I only expense its cigarettes. 812 00:53:09,486 --> 00:53:11,056 Freddie $50. 813 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:13,223 Hey! You said $45 when I hypnotized you. 814 00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,704 It stuff works, would you still be pushing. 815 00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,797 No fair...! 816 00:53:18,062 --> 00:53:20,906 Stop! Let's look at mine! 817 00:53:20,998 --> 00:53:23,000 $52! 818 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,870 I've been misled no fair! 819 00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:27,046 Stop! Last bid! 820 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:31,148 Ah Chow bids $100. $100? 821 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,985 Hand it over! 822 00:53:35,346 --> 00:53:36,620 Here's my $100. 823 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,749 Mine! 824 00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:43,660 Thanks! 825 00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:45,722 Ah Chow, you must really me desperate. 826 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,202 Paying $100 interest for a $600 loan. 827 00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:49,130 $100? 828 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,637 How else and I be sure of a sure win? 829 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:51,832 But $100 is a lot of interest! 830 00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,634 You don't have to pay it! 831 00:53:54,331 --> 00:53:55,708 I'll pay it for you! 832 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,335 That's different. Hey ... 833 00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:58,812 We're friends, aren't we? 834 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,107 I have a dig day tonight. Can you lend me the money? 835 00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:02,974 Big deal! Ah Chow has a dig day too! 836 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,178 You run along. Go enjoy yourself. 837 00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:06,182 Leave everything to me! 838 00:54:06,444 --> 00:54:08,981 Ah Chow, I'm warning you! 839 00:54:09,113 --> 00:54:10,717 If you go out while on duty, I'll report 840 00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:11,788 Abort the report, shorty! 841 00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:13,426 You make a lot of personal calls on duty. 842 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:14,494 I can report you also. 843 00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:15,823 Ah Chow, you run along! 844 00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:16,760 To where? 845 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,456 Anywhere, just have a good time. 846 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:21,793 For you! 847 00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:27,566 May, you stay with me! 848 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:41,211 How many, sir? 849 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:43,185 Please! 850 00:54:47,351 --> 00:54:52,357 This is very good styling! 851 00:54:52,589 --> 00:54:54,000 How about the interior? 852 00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:56,928 Great use of space. 853 00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:58,835 Any brighter units? 854 00:54:58,862 --> 00:55:00,739 Then this is for you 855 00:55:00,764 --> 00:55:04,405 bright and breezy. 856 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,407 Eat you ice-cream! 857 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:08,814 What kind of decor? 858 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:09,873 Decor? 859 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,681 Contemporary! 860 00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:16,084 Beautiful surroundings! 861 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:19,850 Can't be too cramped? 862 00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:23,259 Right! Won't do if it's too cramped. 863 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:26,860 Well, you can combine two units together. 864 00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,164 You're bachelor. It should be really enough. 865 00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:30,739 What do you know? 866 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:32,499 So you're buying a house, big deal! 867 00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:34,039 Eat your heart out! 868 00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:35,639 Don't mind her. 869 00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:37,303 Hows the location? 870 00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:40,278 Beautiful scenery! 871 00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:42,817 Mountains and oceans view. 872 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,917 I wouldn't steer you wrong. 873 00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:47,046 But it could get lonely. 874 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:50,590 Right. You need a clear location but near people. 875 00:55:52,783 --> 00:55:56,629 How about happy valley? 876 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,996 Convenient for visitors! 877 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,500 Happy valley? 878 00:56:00,724 --> 00:56:02,795 It gets awfully noisy on race days. 879 00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:05,237 No problem. Our construction is designed 880 00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:07,136 So that every unit is sound proof. 881 00:56:07,397 --> 00:56:08,432 How about pedestrian traffic? 882 00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,508 We have good security! 883 00:56:10,668 --> 00:56:13,478 24 hours a day! 884 00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:14,914 Sounds good! 885 00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:16,508 Why are you so excited? 886 00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,880 You're right. You're one moving. 887 00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:20,579 How about her neighbours? 888 00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:22,249 Keep to themselves. 889 00:56:22,646 --> 00:56:24,648 Who are they? 890 00:56:25,282 --> 00:56:27,125 How do you expect him to know? 891 00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:29,995 It's best if there are some female neighbor. 892 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:31,397 Might get lonely! 893 00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:33,864 Doesn't have to be female, does it? 894 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:37,434 I can't guarantee the labors will be female. 895 00:56:37,461 --> 00:56:39,338 But I'll try to arrange it! 896 00:56:39,363 --> 00:56:40,637 About the price 897 00:56:40,664 --> 00:56:41,404 Money is no problem. 898 00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:43,343 But one condition. Don't let Ah Chow know. 899 00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:45,413 Or he'll get upset! 900 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:46,737 Well? 901 00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:49,408 I can't decide, can I take this home? 902 00:56:49,439 --> 00:56:51,510 Here, take this one. 903 00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:54,482 Contents are the same! 904 00:56:57,881 --> 00:56:59,383 Waiter, check! 905 00:57:21,505 --> 00:57:23,041 It's getting very dramatic. 906 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,777 This shot will decide the winner. 907 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:50,373 Have some tea! 908 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:09,487 Turn this thing off! 909 00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:12,257 So noisy 910 00:58:21,698 --> 00:58:22,540 You 911 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,509 I'll serve dinner! 912 00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:25,739 I ate already. 913 00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:28,082 Have some soup then! 914 00:58:29,439 --> 00:58:31,851 This is my house. 915 00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:34,210 If I want soup, I'll help myself. 916 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:35,781 Why are you so rude? 917 00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:36,980 Be quiet! 918 00:58:37,147 --> 00:58:38,626 He's right. It's his house. 919 00:58:38,649 --> 00:58:39,525 I always share everything with you. 920 00:58:39,616 --> 00:58:41,721 But it seems like generosity is one way. 921 00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:44,293 But I shouldn't lose your apron without asking you. 922 00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:46,401 No problem. Help yourself. 923 00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:47,867 You won't be doing it for much longer. 924 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:50,633 What are you talking about? 925 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:52,436 You know what I'm talking about! 926 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:55,166 Mountain and ocean view. Beautiful surroundings. 927 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,910 Let me have one month notice before you move. 928 00:58:57,934 --> 00:58:59,140 Who says I'm moving? 929 00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:02,148 You're planning to move. 930 00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:04,083 I've seen some petty people. 931 00:59:04,141 --> 00:59:06,849 But you take the cake. 932 00:59:06,943 --> 00:59:07,887 It's hard to take! 933 00:59:07,911 --> 00:59:09,549 Don't you want Beethoven to 934 00:59:09,613 --> 00:59:11,217 Leave more comfortably? 935 00:59:11,348 --> 00:59:14,158 Kids shouldn't meddle. 936 00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:15,457 I'm just trying to help. 937 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,054 No need. We're OK. 938 00:59:17,187 --> 00:59:20,100 You are OK? He's picking on you. 939 00:59:20,357 --> 00:59:22,200 But you stand all the time making soup just for him. 940 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,668 If I were you, I'd add poison in the soup. 941 00:59:24,761 --> 00:59:28,607 Who are you? Cinderella's step-mother? 942 00:59:29,332 --> 00:59:30,538 Just mind your own business. 943 00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:32,547 But he's bullying you! 944 00:59:45,782 --> 00:59:47,483 May I be struck dead if I break this promise. 945 00:59:47,484 --> 00:59:48,554 Don't say that! 946 00:59:48,685 --> 00:59:51,029 I'm losing one friend already! 947 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:52,794 Take another kind of oath! 948 00:59:58,195 --> 00:59:59,367 How else can I prove my sincerity? 949 00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:02,906 Swear you'll give up disco. 950 01:00:07,471 --> 01:00:08,950 I, May Lo, do solemnly swear that 951 01:00:09,072 --> 01:00:11,575 if I let out that Ah Chow has lung cancer 952 01:00:11,742 --> 01:00:13,346 May I never said food into another disco 953 01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:16,154 so you were talking about cemeteries. 954 01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:19,123 With that man! 955 01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:21,127 Yes, Ah Chow is 956 01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:23,289 No good at handing these things. 957 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:26,658 Don't put him at Morrison Hill, too far. 958 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,396 Nearer, we can visit more of-ten. 959 01:00:31,862 --> 01:00:34,764 I won't cremate him. 960 01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,506 He's so afraid of fire! 961 01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:38,137 He doesn't even barbecue. 962 01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:41,645 Ah Chow, in my mind, I've told you to drop to hell. 963 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:45,743 But I don't mean it! Don't die! 964 01:00:57,754 --> 01:00:58,824 Let's go back out! 965 01:00:58,855 --> 01:01:01,961 Otherwise, he'll suspect! 966 01:01:11,368 --> 01:01:12,438 Ah Chow! 967 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,594 Who won. 968 01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:33,299 Why do you have that on? 969 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,893 So I can hear better. 970 01:01:39,062 --> 01:01:40,234 What's the matter? 971 01:01:41,097 --> 01:01:43,270 Here have some tea! 972 01:01:50,273 --> 01:01:52,913 He's sensitive because his dad coughed to die. 973 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,750 I'll close the window. 974 01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:18,776 Help...! 975 01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:28,779 Damn! My gun is inside the room. I'll get mine! 976 01:02:29,312 --> 01:02:33,089 Help...! 977 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,085 Hold on May, I'm coming! 978 01:02:40,023 --> 01:02:41,263 Take this! 979 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:48,038 You OK? 980 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:49,676 Just practicing my tumbling! 981 01:02:49,699 --> 01:02:51,645 Well, you carry on, I'm go help May! 982 01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:08,322 No matter what happens, don't come out. 983 01:03:11,922 --> 01:03:12,866 Freeze! 984 01:03:13,256 --> 01:03:14,291 Shoot him! 985 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,040 Careful! 986 01:03:25,568 --> 01:03:26,945 Sorry, I didn't mean it! 987 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:28,582 I'm OK! 988 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,442 Move aside, you too! 989 01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,912 I don't get pay for killing idiots! 990 01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:36,514 Go in and help May, I'll stop him. 991 01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:38,483 No, I'm ordering you. 992 01:03:40,283 --> 01:03:41,159 I'm not taking your order. 993 01:03:41,284 --> 01:03:43,093 Leave him to me! 994 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:44,927 Why pick now to disobey my order? 995 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:45,964 Leave him to me! 996 01:03:46,089 --> 01:03:48,035 No. Chop me! 997 01:03:48,191 --> 01:03:49,397 Don't chop him, chop me 998 01:03:49,593 --> 01:03:50,401 Chop me 999 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:51,835 Chop me 1000 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,269 Here, chop me! 1001 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,606 Stop arguing with me. 1002 01:04:00,904 --> 01:04:01,905 Beethoven! 1003 01:04:03,907 --> 01:04:06,410 Don't worry about me! Get Bay out of here! 1004 01:04:09,712 --> 01:04:10,918 Ah Chow! 1005 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:14,923 Go to hell! 1006 01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:20,829 Beethoven! 1007 01:04:33,336 --> 01:04:35,316 You've killed him. I'll get you! 1008 01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:45,815 You've killed him. I'll get you! 1009 01:04:47,684 --> 01:04:49,220 Ah Chow, I'll get revenge for you! 1010 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:51,596 I'll revenge your violent death! 1011 01:04:51,755 --> 01:04:52,665 Beethoven. 1012 01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:55,435 What? You're OK? 1013 01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:58,062 I'm okay. Just a few aches here and there. 1014 01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:09,941 OK, time out. Enough for today. 1015 01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:11,416 I challenge you to a duel instead. 1016 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,248 Tomorrow 2:30 at the peak! 1017 01:05:13,443 --> 01:05:15,650 Please wait, I can't tomorrow, my wife is coming Day after tomorrow! 1018 01:05:19,816 --> 01:05:21,853 Don't move! 1019 01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:24,830 You move and I'll shoot! 1020 01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:26,627 I'm not kidding! 1021 01:05:27,657 --> 01:05:29,364 Shoot him...! 1022 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:30,696 Shoot him? 1023 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,333 Shoot! 1024 01:05:33,196 --> 01:05:36,006 Go ahead shoot! 1025 01:05:36,199 --> 01:05:38,736 No, don't shoot! 1026 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,676 Stop or I'll shoot! 1027 01:05:40,904 --> 01:05:44,511 Shoot! don't shoot! 1028 01:05:45,842 --> 01:05:47,042 Shoot...! 1029 01:05:47,043 --> 01:05:50,047 Don't shoot! Shoot! 1030 01:05:50,146 --> 01:05:52,057 Shoot if you have the guts! 1031 01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:54,953 Shoot... May... shoot! 1032 01:05:55,018 --> 01:05:58,989 Don't shoot! 1033 01:06:00,056 --> 01:06:02,900 Shoot! Gotta die sooner of later! 1034 01:06:03,026 --> 01:06:04,596 Really want me to shoot? 1035 01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:10,872 Ah Chow! 1036 01:06:11,334 --> 01:06:12,506 Are you OK? 1037 01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:14,876 Ah Chow! Don't die! 1038 01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:16,916 At least wait until Anna comes back! 1039 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:23,254 He's coming back tomorrow. You can die tomorrow. 1040 01:06:23,279 --> 01:06:25,122 Who's dying? Can't guy faint once in a life. 1041 01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:26,918 Help tidy up! 1042 01:06:31,454 --> 01:06:33,058 We get Lee Hong to court, 1043 01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:34,295 Escort May Lo to testify against him. 1044 01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:36,030 And our job is complete. 1045 01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:37,564 Where's May Lo? 1046 01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:38,799 Beethoven and Ah Chow is keeping an eye on her. 1047 01:06:38,862 --> 01:06:39,932 At your house! 1048 01:06:41,364 --> 01:06:42,968 He's just a little kid. 1049 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,071 The phone call 1050 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,910 what phone call? 1051 01:06:48,438 --> 01:06:49,610 Oh, nothing! 1052 01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:51,707 What is it? 1053 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:53,153 Nothing, really! 1054 01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,077 They should be here soon. Let go take a look. 1055 01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:56,148 OK! 1056 01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:00,554 Why are you all standing here for? 1057 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:01,924 Dinner that phone call 1058 01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:02,995 I know already. 1059 01:07:03,219 --> 01:07:03,993 You're May Lo? 1060 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:05,165 Yes! 1061 01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:07,230 I have some questions to ask you! 1062 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:11,604 Sir, I have something to discuss with you. 1063 01:07:21,337 --> 01:07:22,611 I have to take her statement. 1064 01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:23,947 Why are you bagging along? 1065 01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:25,084 No reason! 1066 01:07:25,508 --> 01:07:26,953 If you have business to discuss with me. 1067 01:07:27,076 --> 01:07:28,680 But save private matters for home. 1068 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,880 Is private! 1069 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:37,487 Sorry, madam! 1070 01:07:38,755 --> 01:07:40,860 Are you PC2020, Ng Ah Chow? 1071 01:07:40,924 --> 01:07:41,732 Yes! 1072 01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:44,102 I must apologize about the computer error. 1073 01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,935 Really sorry! 1074 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,370 What computer error? 1075 01:07:47,464 --> 01:07:49,637 The computer went haywire. 1076 01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:51,976 And reported you had lung cancer. 1077 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,173 Actually you don't! 1078 01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:55,647 What? 1079 01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:58,776 Is a mistake. You don't have lung cancer. 1080 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,650 Please sir, please! 1081 01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:03,588 But I can't let him go on leave now. 1082 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,956 I know it's unreasonable. But please, sir! Stop it! Attention! 1083 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,891 I won't "attention". Please sign here, sir. Out! 1084 01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:10,225 I won't go out until you sign! 1085 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,561 Please sign! I give up! 1086 01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:14,927 Thanks, sir! Bless you! 1087 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:17,095 May your dog give birth to a thousand puppies. 1088 01:08:21,031 --> 01:08:22,374 Do you have it? 1089 01:08:22,398 --> 01:08:23,604 Where's the money? 1090 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,548 2-weeks southeast-Asia tour. 1091 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:33,218 Airfare, hotel, meals, all included. 1092 01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:34,788 Enjoy yourself! 1093 01:08:43,353 --> 01:08:46,562 I've helped you applied for a leave! 1094 01:08:46,923 --> 01:08:49,028 Leave? What am I gonna do? Stay at home. 1095 01:08:49,192 --> 01:08:52,071 No, take a tour of southeast Asia. 1096 01:08:52,162 --> 01:08:54,005 It's free! I won a raffle! 1097 01:08:54,230 --> 01:08:55,573 Southeast Asia? 1098 01:08:58,701 --> 01:08:59,941 Hawaii would be better. 1099 01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:02,913 I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 1100 01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,017 Hawaii is OK! 1101 01:09:06,175 --> 01:09:08,086 Just add $400. 1102 01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:10,523 That's a good deal. But 1103 01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:12,916 but what? 1104 01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:14,860 Spending money. 1105 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:17,153 I'll have to save a few years first! 1106 01:09:18,221 --> 01:09:20,326 No, the price includes spending money. 1107 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:21,762 How much? 1108 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,103 $3000! 1109 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,164 No. $5000! 1110 01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:27,239 No. $7000! 1111 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:28,502 That's more like it! 1112 01:09:29,432 --> 01:09:33,175 But I can't just leave Anna by herself. 1113 01:09:34,637 --> 01:09:36,878 Oh, I also won next year's raffle. 1114 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,350 I'll use each this year so Anna can go. 1115 01:09:39,642 --> 01:09:41,679 Will she agree to go? 1116 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:44,021 Leave it to me! 1117 01:09:44,247 --> 01:09:46,591 By the way, is the spending money in US dollars? 1118 01:09:46,949 --> 01:09:48,860 Yes US dollars! 1119 01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:50,896 Okay, I'll go! 1120 01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:56,635 It's not $400. it's $4000. 1121 01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:57,902 Not US dollars is it? 1122 01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,870 How did you guess? Hand over the money. 1123 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:03,234 Not so loud! Give me the money and I"ll show you how quiet. 1124 01:10:05,401 --> 01:10:07,711 If Anna knows about Ah Chow's conditions. 1125 01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:09,349 She'll surely go on vacation with him. 1126 01:10:09,672 --> 01:10:12,175 But I don't think it's good to let her know. 1127 01:10:12,275 --> 01:10:13,642 Might upset her. 1128 01:10:13,643 --> 01:10:15,919 And the baby. 1129 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:17,217 What baby? 1130 01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:20,153 The one they might have on the second honeymoon. 1131 01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:21,395 I hope they have a son 1132 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,360 To carry on the family name. 1133 01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:24,694 Yeah! 1134 01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:27,100 Ah Chow 1135 01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:28,391 Will it work? 1136 01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:30,902 Of course, now go change! 1137 01:10:31,027 --> 01:10:32,438 Go I guarantee once Anna see you. 1138 01:10:32,462 --> 01:10:34,169 She'll want to go to Hawaii. 1139 01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:37,132 Hi, Anna, back already? 1140 01:10:37,133 --> 01:10:37,941 Yes! 1141 01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,714 Hi, Anna! 1142 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:44,974 Aloha! 1143 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:48,052 Aloha means welcome in Hawaiian. 1144 01:10:48,211 --> 01:10:49,952 What are you two up to? 1145 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:55,058 Hi, honey! Aloha! 1146 01:10:56,086 --> 01:10:57,997 Like it. Honey? 1147 01:10:58,788 --> 01:11:00,622 What is it? 1148 01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:02,694 Are Hawaiian shirt? 1149 01:11:02,725 --> 01:11:04,261 Very nice. Give me a hand! 1150 01:11:04,294 --> 01:11:05,534 Have to finish this tonight. 1151 01:11:05,628 --> 01:11:07,232 I'll go get my slippers. 1152 01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:14,071 No reaction yet! 1153 01:11:14,137 --> 01:11:15,445 Ah Chow! 1154 01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:18,508 What's the matter, honey. 1155 01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:20,344 What's all this? 1156 01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:22,352 Where did you steal this forest from? 1157 01:11:22,879 --> 01:11:24,449 Doesn't this look like Hawaii? 1158 01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:28,190 Stroll along palm trees, Hula cancers. 1159 01:11:28,217 --> 01:11:29,890 Wouldn't it be night to go with Ah Chow! 1160 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,865 No time! Too much work to do. 1161 01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:35,528 At least we have this Hawaiian scenery. 1162 01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:37,203 We'll have to stroll here! 1163 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:38,970 Back to work! 1164 01:11:53,710 --> 01:11:56,247 Anna, try my pina colada! 1165 01:11:56,379 --> 01:11:58,518 I made it just for you. Thanks! 1166 01:11:58,915 --> 01:12:01,083 Anna, don't bypass this opportunity. 1167 01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:03,690 What opportunity? Help me copy this. 1168 01:12:04,587 --> 01:12:07,397 Ah Chow Won a Baby Formula Drinking Contest. 1169 01:12:07,423 --> 01:12:08,629 The price is a 1170 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:12,298 2-week Hawaiian Tour for two. 1171 01:12:12,428 --> 01:12:13,168 Right? 1172 01:12:13,296 --> 01:12:15,037 Right. After all this years. 1173 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,700 I don't release how much I miss the taste of milk. 1174 01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:18,268 I wish I'd joined. 1175 01:12:18,534 --> 01:12:20,707 I don't know what you're up to. But I don't have the time. 1176 01:12:21,404 --> 01:12:22,883 The work can wait. 1177 01:12:22,905 --> 01:12:25,647 But the vacation the vacation can wait. 1178 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:27,154 What's so good about Hawaii? 1179 01:12:27,243 --> 01:12:29,086 Actually, I don't feel like going either. 1180 01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:31,451 All people talk about are the beautiful beach. 1181 01:12:31,581 --> 01:12:34,084 Besides strolling on the beach at sunset. 1182 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:37,524 Warm gentle breeze blowing in your face. 1183 01:12:37,553 --> 01:12:39,590 People also rave about the Huia dancers. 1184 01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:46,298 Hips gently swaying to the relaxing music. 1185 01:12:46,896 --> 01:12:48,307 That's nothing special about Hawaii. 1186 01:12:48,898 --> 01:12:51,970 Sure, there hospitality is 1187 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:55,307 know-worldwide. 1188 01:12:55,571 --> 01:12:58,518 Besides that, that's nothing but good shopping. 1189 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:01,954 And who cares about shopping, right? Honey. 1190 01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:13,093 Oh, no use talking about it. My mind is mature. 1191 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,427 I guess you'll have to go. Beethoven. 1192 01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:19,697 I guess I'll have to wait! 1193 01:13:20,296 --> 01:13:22,367 Right? 1194 01:13:22,565 --> 01:13:24,010 Right, no! No right! 1195 01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:31,615 Better tell Anna the truth. 1196 01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,282 Do I have to? Yes! 1197 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,114 OK! 1198 01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:38,555 Anna, can I talk to you? 1199 01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:40,286 Come inside! 1200 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:46,158 It's nothing what are they talking about? 1201 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:48,227 Idle talk probably! 1202 01:13:48,524 --> 01:13:50,629 Idle talk? Why can't they talk here? 1203 01:13:51,494 --> 01:13:53,735 Maybe is about the birds and the bees 1204 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:55,235 He just look a bit serious. 1205 01:13:55,365 --> 01:13:57,402 I've never seen him like that before. 1206 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:01,006 Ah Chow! 1207 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,242 We're going to Hawaii! 1208 01:14:05,508 --> 01:14:07,419 Do we have to, honey? 1209 01:14:07,543 --> 01:14:09,545 Yes, we have to! 1210 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,290 How did it happen? 1211 01:14:12,515 --> 01:14:13,892 A fly! 1212 01:14:14,384 --> 01:14:15,089 A fly? 1213 01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:17,460 Yes, a fly flew into the computer. 1214 01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,931 And threw it off key. 1215 01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:21,134 It's this fly here, sir! 1216 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,068 Really? This fly? 1217 01:14:26,028 --> 01:14:27,234 Doesn't seem like this one to me. 1218 01:14:27,430 --> 01:14:31,640 Yes, sir. This is the fly. All flies look the same. 1219 01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:33,576 How do you know this not the one? 1220 01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:35,448 Exactly. If you know all flies look all the same. 1221 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,815 Why did you bring the germ-infected thing to me. 1222 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,041 Come in! 1223 01:14:41,878 --> 01:14:43,983 Sir, Ah Chow is starting his vacation. 1224 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,388 I'm returning his gun. 1225 01:14:45,548 --> 01:14:46,788 Put it here! 1226 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:48,326 So now what? 1227 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:49,823 The computer is out. 1228 01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:52,590 Damn the computer, what I mean is Sir 1229 01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:53,757 Am I disrupting? 1230 01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:54,563 No! 1231 01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:55,991 Let me go instead. 1232 01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,767 Sit down. I haven't finished! 1233 01:14:57,927 --> 01:14:59,736 Did anyone suffer inconvenience. 1234 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:01,172 Because of this incident? 1235 01:15:01,264 --> 01:15:02,538 Let's see yes or no? 1236 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:06,541 Two people, Tsui Kwai. 1237 01:15:06,736 --> 01:15:08,181 And Ng Ah Chow! 1238 01:15:08,438 --> 01:15:11,578 Tsui himself spotted the error. 1239 01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,287 For Ng, the computer said he had lung cancer. 1240 01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:17,821 But I notified him of the error! 1241 01:15:19,081 --> 01:15:21,254 You mean Ah Chow knows he doesn't have cancer? 1242 01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:22,354 Yes! 1243 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,491 Well. I'm off to get darken! 1244 01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:28,156 Remember to bring me some pineapples! 1245 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:28,999 OK! 1246 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:30,433 No need to strife us! 1247 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,971 I've arranged for a car to drive May to court. 1248 01:15:32,094 --> 01:15:34,005 OK, see you when I get back. 1249 01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:49,319 Don't move or I'll plug you with lead. 1250 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:54,355 Ah Chow doesn't look very happy! 1251 01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:57,522 He probably misses us. Hi! 1252 01:16:00,390 --> 01:16:02,631 Follow them! 1253 01:16:19,142 --> 01:16:21,452 Tell them to stop and get in your car. 1254 01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:25,925 Stop get in my car! 1255 01:16:26,048 --> 01:16:28,688 No need. You run along! 1256 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:36,893 I don't care how you do it. 1257 01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:38,936 Just get them to follow you to the car park. 1258 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,831 Otherwise you are dead! 1259 01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:43,574 OK, anyway I choose, right? 1260 01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,711 There's a gun pointed at me. 1261 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:51,251 He want you to follow me to the car park. 1262 01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:56,857 You two are crazy, always fooling around. 1263 01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:10,768 He might not come, he thinks I'm kidding shut up! 1264 01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:12,204 Shut up! 1265 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:23,646 What are you doing? Stop playing around 1266 01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:25,285 tell him to come over. 1267 01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:27,150 OK, game's over! 1268 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,383 You're asking for it! 1269 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:30,582 Game's not over until I say so. 1270 01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:33,122 See, here he comes. 1271 01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:35,291 OK. then come over here. 1272 01:17:35,384 --> 01:17:36,954 Why not? 1273 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,698 Come here if you dare! 1274 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:41,699 Careful, buddy! 1275 01:17:50,433 --> 01:17:52,003 Can't you do something right just once? 1276 01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:53,274 Maybe next time! 1277 01:17:53,602 --> 01:17:55,013 Tell the girl to come over. 1278 01:17:56,038 --> 01:17:57,016 Fast! 1279 01:17:57,473 --> 01:17:59,214 May, come here! 1280 01:18:00,476 --> 01:18:02,285 Stop playing around. I'm not coming over! 1281 01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:04,119 Let's get going. 1282 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,819 She won't come, I'll go get her! 1283 01:18:11,987 --> 01:18:14,695 May, drive away fast! 1284 01:18:49,191 --> 01:18:50,898 Run him down! 1285 01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:02,940 Watch my legs, will you? 1286 01:19:03,672 --> 01:19:06,312 Chase after him! 1287 01:19:06,675 --> 01:19:09,884 Ram him, in his behind. 1288 01:19:16,685 --> 01:19:17,959 Christ! 1289 01:19:57,693 --> 01:19:58,933 You OK? 1290 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:29,500 Take this! 1291 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:45,076 Ah Chow! 1292 01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:55,955 No...! 1293 01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:02,894 Don't move! 1294 01:21:03,559 --> 01:21:04,902 Give me the girl. 1295 01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,195 Or I'll stab him. 1296 01:21:06,262 --> 01:21:07,036 Put down the wood! 1297 01:21:07,096 --> 01:21:08,541 Let's talk things over! 1298 01:21:10,766 --> 01:21:12,575 Let him stab me to death. 1299 01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:14,410 No...! 1300 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:16,113 Listen. Mr. assassin, sir. 1301 01:21:16,238 --> 01:21:19,219 You let him go and we forget this incidence. 1302 01:21:19,441 --> 01:21:21,751 No grudges, OK? 1303 01:21:22,311 --> 01:21:23,847 Did I scramble your brain at first 1304 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,060 I'm counting to three. Send the girl over. 1305 01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:28,354 Don't please, after all, we've met before. 1306 01:21:28,450 --> 01:21:29,895 It was nice of you to drop in the other night. 1307 01:21:30,052 --> 01:21:33,727 One! No, not one. 1308 01:21:33,856 --> 01:21:35,062 Don't send May over! 1309 01:21:35,157 --> 01:21:36,727 I'd rather die! 1310 01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:40,370 Two! No fair, I wasn't ready Start from one again. 1311 01:21:40,462 --> 01:21:43,500 You hear him. It's two soon. It's three. 1312 01:21:43,632 --> 01:21:46,340 Think about now I'll look with that thing struck. 1313 01:21:46,502 --> 01:21:48,243 Don't blink, you might miss my dying breath. 1314 01:21:48,337 --> 01:21:51,944 Wait! I can't send May over! 1315 01:21:52,274 --> 01:21:54,276 But take me hostage instead. 1316 01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:57,681 Don't you speak up earlier? It's tiring standing here. 1317 01:21:58,013 --> 01:21:58,787 Beethoven! 1318 01:21:59,014 --> 01:22:01,790 He pretty determine. And maybe he knows about he has cancer. 1319 01:22:01,851 --> 01:22:03,831 And wants to die in the line of duty. 1320 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,660 Let's help him fulfill his wish. 1321 01:22:07,022 --> 01:22:08,126 Three! 1322 01:22:20,736 --> 01:22:23,239 Ah Chow! 1323 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:27,482 Ah Chow! 1324 01:22:28,010 --> 01:22:29,318 Anna, darling! 1325 01:22:29,845 --> 01:22:32,587 Stay back or he's dead! 1326 01:22:33,015 --> 01:22:34,119 Ah Chow! 1327 01:22:34,316 --> 01:22:36,592 Talk to Ah Chow. 1328 01:22:36,685 --> 01:22:38,596 He is very reckless, acts like he want to die. 1329 01:22:38,687 --> 01:22:40,588 Maybe he knows he has cancer. 1330 01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:42,796 And is ready to sacrifice himself. 1331 01:22:43,325 --> 01:22:45,226 Ah Chow. Take it easy! 1332 01:22:45,227 --> 01:22:46,570 Just because you have cancer. 1333 01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:48,699 It's better than being dead. 1334 01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:51,205 Dust to dust, ashes to ashes. 1335 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:53,469 I have nothing to leave you when I die. 1336 01:22:53,702 --> 01:22:55,147 Except for the strength of my character. 1337 01:22:55,271 --> 01:22:56,875 Buddy, make your move! 1338 01:22:56,939 --> 01:22:59,818 Ah Chow, I'll always cherish your character. 1339 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,550 You can go in peace, I'll never forget you. 1340 01:23:02,745 --> 01:23:04,122 I'll stay a widow in your remembrance. 1341 01:23:04,546 --> 01:23:05,456 Honey! 1342 01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:09,221 If I remarry, he'll be another Sammy like you. 1343 01:23:09,552 --> 01:23:12,226 That way, the kiss will look like you. 1344 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:15,500 See you in heaven, let's wrap, man. 1345 01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,233 Honey, I don't want to die! 1346 01:23:21,297 --> 01:23:22,298 Why not? 1347 01:23:22,598 --> 01:23:23,906 Because because 1348 01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:27,205 Because of what? 1349 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,414 Because I don't have cancer! 1350 01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:33,519 I don't believe you, no need to comfort me. 1351 01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:36,589 It is the truth, I knew about the computer error. 1352 01:23:36,812 --> 01:23:39,554 I kept up the facade to take advantage of Beethoven. 1353 01:23:40,082 --> 01:23:41,857 OK. you said it! 1354 01:23:42,151 --> 01:23:43,721 Yes 1355 01:23:43,986 --> 01:23:46,057 stop where you are! 1356 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:49,393 I'm talking to my husband, none of your business! 1357 01:23:50,259 --> 01:23:51,260 Freeze! 1358 01:23:51,660 --> 01:23:53,037 Let's go! 1359 01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:55,538 Good going, honey! 1360 01:23:55,597 --> 01:23:56,837 Are we still going to Hawaii? 1361 01:23:56,932 --> 01:23:57,876 Ah Chow! 1362 01:23:58,133 --> 01:23:58,873 Beethoven! 1363 01:23:59,001 --> 01:23:59,945 I was just playing a joke on you! 1364 01:24:00,269 --> 01:24:01,805 No harm done, right? 1365 01:24:01,970 --> 01:24:04,280 Right, no harm done! Let's go! 1366 01:24:05,107 --> 01:24:06,518 1,2,3! 1367 01:24:06,642 --> 01:24:08,121 Take this!89344