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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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♪ The Itchy & Scratchy Show ♪
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Thanks, kids.
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Now we'd like to speak to you
seriously for a moment.
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Yup. This week is
the grand opening
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of Itchy & Scratchy Land...
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The violentest place on Earth.
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And to celebrate,
for this week only
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we're cutting ticket
prices in half.
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Yow!
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Kids, you heard the cartoon rat.
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If you haven't already
run to your parents
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begging to go, do it now.
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You won't be missing
anything funny.
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I'll just be sitting here
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reading this
grown-ups' newspaper.
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Go now!
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Dad!
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Remember how you said
that going to
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Itchy & Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive?
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Everything's too damn
expensive these days.
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Look at this Bible
I just got... 15 bucks.
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And talk about a preachy book.
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Everybody's a sinner,
except for this guy.
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But now Itchy & Scratchy Land
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is cutting ticket
prices in half.
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Can we go, Dad?
Can we, can we, can we?
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- Take it, Lis.
- Can we?
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No, no, no, no, no.
Ask your mother.
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Yay!
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Mom, guess what?
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We're going to
Itchy & Scratchy Land.
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No.
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I've already planned
our vacation.
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We're going to the
Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary.
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I understand they've installed
a new bird feeder this year.
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It's shaped like a diner
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and it's on this
really tall pole.
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Mom, Dad, Bart's dead!
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That's right...
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Dead serious about going
to Itchy & Scratchy Land.
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You know,
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Itchy & Scratchy Land
isn't just for kids.
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They have a place
called Parents' Island.
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"Yeah, dancing, bowling,
fashionable shops
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"over 100 bars and saloons
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and a world-class
chemical dependency center."
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TV Town! Hammock Land!
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Recipe-related bumper cars.
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Yay!
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Wait a minute.
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I'm not sure about this.
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Every time
we've ever gone on vacation,
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I end up being
horribly embarrassed.
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We end up in a big fight,
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and we come home more miserable
than when we left.
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You have to promise me that
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this isn't gonna happen
this time.
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Embarrassed?
What are you talking about?
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Well, there was our trip
to the Amish Country.
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Yes.
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Hey look, Marge,
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they're still not fighting back.
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Hee-hee.
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I can be a jerk
and no one can stop me.
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Hee-hee-hee...
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Even worse was
our trip to Sandy Beach.
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Suckers.
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Shark Boy!
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This year I want us to do things
together as a family
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and get a lot
of good exercise outdoors
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so we'll have a lot
of wonderful memories
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of our vacation.
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Don't worry, Mom.
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We'll make you proud of us.
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Lobster hat,
fishnet Speedo Junior,
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wheelie shoes,
invisible dog leash.
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Well, I'm packed.
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And remember, every morning,
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give one bowl of kibble
to Santa's Little Helper.
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Do you want me to write
any of this down?
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No. I ain't senile,
dad-blasted!
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- Okay, bye-bye.
- Bye.
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Bye, Grandpa!
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Wait a minute.
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What was that last thing
you said?
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Grandpa's little helper?
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What's that?
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Which one of you is the mailman?
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Okay, let's make a pact.
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This is gonna be
the best vacation ever
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or we'll all agree to disband
and join other families.
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Agreed.
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The interstate.
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Fasten your seat belts, kids.
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We're on our way
to Itchy & Scratchy Land!
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D'
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Don't worry.
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I've got an ace up my sleeve.
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Dad, can we stop at Flickey's?
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No.
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My God, what'll I do?
What'll I do?!
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What's the matter
with you, Homer?
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We don't have any fruits
or vegetables in the car.
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The whole trunk's
full of them, Marge.
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You got any fruits
or vegetables?
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Hey. Mr. Wimbley,
it happened again.
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Now to absorb some local color
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through the magic
of A.M. radio.
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The Book of Revelations
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tells us to watch for
the seven signs of evil...
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sign of evil number four.
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Continuing our
"sign of evil" countdown
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here's Vanessa Williams.
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Aw, haven't we stood in five
different states long enough?
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No.
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We better find a motel
and stop for the night.
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We don't need to do that, Marge.
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I'm not tired.
I'm not tired at all.
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Ooh, glad that wasn't us.
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North... south...
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Nuts to this.
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I'm going to take a shortcut.
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Homer, no.
You're going to get lost.
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Trust me, Marge.
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With today's modern cars,
you can't get lost...
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What, with all
the silicon chips and such.
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All right, we're here.
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Let us never speak
of the shortcut again.
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Now remember,
we're in the Itchy lot.
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We're now approaching
our final destination.
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Itchy & Scratchy Land...
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The amusement park of the future
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where nothing
can possi-blye go wrong.
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Possibly go wrong.
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That's the first thing
that's ever gone wrong.
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One adult and four children.
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Would you like to buy some
Itchy & Scratchy Money?
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- What's that?
- It's money that's made just for the park.
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It works just like
regular money,
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but it's, fun.
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- Do it, Dad.
- Well, okay, if it's fun.
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Let's see...
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I'll take $1,100 worth.
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- Ha, cool!
- Wow!
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Neat-o!
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Such a violent motif.
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Yeah, but it's just
pretend violence
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which is actually
beneficial for children.
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Ow!
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There's no need
to murmur, ma'am.
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Here at Itchy & Scratchy Land,
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we're just as concerned
about violence as you are.
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That's why we're always
careful to show the consequences
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of deadly mayhem
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so that we may educate
as well as horrify.
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When do you show the
consequences?
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On TV, that mouse pulled out
that cat's lungs
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and played them like a bagpipe.
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But in the next scene, the cat
was breathing comfortably.
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Just like in real life.
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Hey, look over there!
Yoing!
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I'll have a Brain Burger
with extra pus, please?
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- Bart!
- Eyeball stew.
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Homer, We just got here
and already I'm mortified
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beyond belief by your
embarrassing behavior.
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I was just ordering
a cheeseburger, Mom.
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They have violent names
for everything here.
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I see.
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All right.
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I'll have the Baby Guts.
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Lady, you disgust me.
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Mom, that's veal.
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You're sure
she'll have fun here?
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Of course.
Babies love the ball room.
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"Torture Land."
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"Explosion Land."
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"Searing Gas Pain Land."
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"Unnecessary Surgery Land."
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Look!
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It's the 12 noon robot parade.
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Hurry up or we'll have to wait
for the 12:05 parade.
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♪♪
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Wow, this is so much
like my dreams it's scary.
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Aw, look at that
cute little baby ax.
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It's cute,
but I'm sure it's very sharp
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and probably dirty.
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Dirty, maybe.
Dangerous, hardly.
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These are the latest
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state-of-the-art
animatronic robots.
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They have sensors that ensure
they only attack each other...
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Never the guests.
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See all that
stuff in there, Homer?
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That's why your robot
never worked.
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♪♪
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This is just what
I was hoping for...
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Spending the day together
as a family.
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Yay!
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You know, part of spending time
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together as a family
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is spending time apart
as individuals.
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- Parents' Island?
- Yeah-
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I'm sure we'll appreciate
each other all the more
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when we meet up at dinner.
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Are you kids gonna be all right?
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Kids?
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It is the '70s...
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Right down to
the smallest detail.
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Hey, the bartender
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even looks like John Travolta.
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Yeah. Looks like.
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Look at all this
great stuff, Lis.
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Cool... personalized plates.
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"Barclay,"
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"Barry,"
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"Bert,"
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"Bort"?
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Aw, come on... Bort?
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Mommy, Mommy!
Buy me a license plate!
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No. Come along, Bort.
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Are you talking to me?
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No. My son is
also named Bort.
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Who are all these characters?
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Well, you're probably
too young to remember
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the short-lived
"Itchy & Scratchy and Friends Hour."
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They had to come up
with some friends.
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There's Disgruntled Goat
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Uncle Ant, Ku Klux Klam.
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Yeah.
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They weren't very funny.
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I don't know.
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Disgruntled Goat
had his moments.
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♪♪
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Welcome to T.G.I. McScratchy's
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where it's constantly
New Year's Eve.
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Here we go again!
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Three, two, one...
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Happy New Year!
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It must be wonderful
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to ring in the new year
over and over and over.
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Please, kill me.
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The babies look unhappy.
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Add more balls.
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Roger Meyers, Sr.,
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the gentle genius
behind Itchy & Scratchy
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loved and cared about almost
all the peoples of the world,
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and he, in return,
was beloved by the world,
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except in 1938
when he was criticized
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for his controversial cartoon
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"Nazi Supermen
Are Our Superiors."
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Among his proudest achievements
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was the full-length musical
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"Scratchtasia."
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♪♪
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Hey Ma, I'm gonna
get me a picture
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of this crazy critter.
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No flash photography, please.
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Roger Meyer's
next full-length feature
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was the wildly successful
"Pinnitchy-o."
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Now you be a good, Pinnitchy-o
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and don't you lie.
263
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,597
I promise I will never hurt you.
264
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,015
Ouch!
265
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,683
I wonder if this
kind of violence
266
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,227
really does desensitize us.
267
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,566
Want to get a sno-cone?
268
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,650
Okay.
269
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,282
So, Mr. Itchy,
270
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,410
you think you're
God's gift to women, do ya?
271
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,662
Don't do it, Bart.
272
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,965
I just wanted to entertain.
273
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,299
Can you believe
274
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,677
I keep getting away with this?
275
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,303
Officer?
276
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,271
Mop-and-bucket man to
the exit of The Nauseator.
277
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,649
We have another jumper
on the roof of T.G.I. McScratchy's.
278
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,067
We need more
"Bort" license plates
279
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,694
in the gift shop.
280
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,863
I repeat, we are sold out
of Bort license plates.
281
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,908
Aah!
282
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,432
I really wished
they wouldn't scream.
283
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:38,913
Dad?
284
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,457
I kicked one of those
285
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,251
stupid Itchy characters
in the butt.
286
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,129
Yeah. There's just no way
to resist it, is there?
287
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,718
I want all five T-shirts to say
"Best vacation ever."
288
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,761
Attention, Marge Simpson,
289
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,138
your son has been arrested.
290
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,473
I'd be terribly embarrassed
291
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,267
if I were that boy's mother.
292
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,822
Attention Marge Simpson.
We've also arrested
293
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,606
your older, balder, fatter son.
294
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,154
I'm so embarrassed.
295
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,489
I wish there was a hole
I could just crawl into and die.
296
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,033
Okay, throw her in the hole.
297
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,660
Please! It was just
a figure of speech.
298
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,373
You've got to listen to me.
299
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,876
Elementary chaos theory
tells us that all robots
300
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,628
will eventually turn
against their masters
301
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,673
and run amok in an orgy
of blood and kicking
302
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,383
and the biting
with the metal teeth
303
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,760
and the hurting and shoving.
304
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,970
How much time do we have,
Professor?
305
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,181
Well, according to
my calculations,
306
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,642
the robots won't go berserk
for at least 24 hours.
307
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,316
I forgot to carry the one.
308
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,817
I have nothing to say to you.
309
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,236
But Marge, I was
a political prisoner.
310
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,072
How were you
a political prisoner?
311
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,365
I kicked a giant mouse
in the butt!
312
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,825
Do I have to draw you a diagram?
313
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,497
For gosh sakes, what now?
314
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,256
Hey, look.
315
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,634
This one's coming on to me.
316
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,094
Yoo-hoo!
317
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,096
Mr. Robot.
318
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,395
Dad, I think you're
wrong about that robot
319
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,480
trying to be your friend.
320
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,148
Lisa, don't...
321
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,525
contradict...
your... elders.
322
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,111
My hair!
323
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,029
You chopped off my hair.
324
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,739
God, I'm ugly.
325
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,283
I knew we should have gone
to the bird sanctuary.
326
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:48,043
I need the biggest seed bell
you have.
327
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,087
No, that's too big.
328
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,799
A chopper! We're saved.
329
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:57,177
Hey, you're the guys
who didn't like our capering.
330
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,139
When you get to hell,
tell them Itchy sent you.
331
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,937
My.
It looks like we're doomed.
332
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,773
Back, you robots!
333
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,901
Nobody ruins
my family vacation but me
334
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,486
and maybe the boy.
335
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,924
Dad! The flash must have
scrambled their circuits.
336
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,676
What are you, the narrator?
337
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,387
Just keep taking pictures.
338
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,890
I'll get more cameras.
339
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,895
Smashy-smashy.
340
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,189
I don't approve of that.
341
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,030
Hey, mouse...
342
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,865
say cheese.
343
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,316
With a dry, cool wit like that
344
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,785
I could be an action hero.
345
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,216
Die, bad robots, die!
346
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,943
With a dry, cool wit
like that I could be...
347
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,219
Who would have thought
348
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,654
that our visit to
Itchy & Scratchy Land
349
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,181
would turn out to be
our best vacation ever?
350
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,807
Yeah, best ever.
351
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,186
Are you two bonkers?
We almost got killed.
352
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,521
Not to mention all
the embarrassment I suffered.
353
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,441
But, Mom, it's exactly what
you wanted in a vacation.
354
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,276
It brought us
together as a family.
355
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,570
We got a lot
of good exercise outdoors,
356
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,614
and we have so many memories.
357
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:41,990
You know you're right.
358
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,618
This truly was the best
vacation ever.
359
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,061
Now let us never
speak of it again.
360
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,748
As Roger Meyers, Jr.,
the owner of the park,
361
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,918
I'd like to thank you for
stopping the killer robots,
362
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,671
and to show my appreciation,
here are two free passes.
363
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,964
But there are five of us.
364
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,465
Here are two free passes.
365
00:20:58,548 --> 00:20:59,800
That's better.
366
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,843
Man, if this is happening here,
367
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,845
I'd hate to think
what's happening
368
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,889
in Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land.
369
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,019
Hello!
370
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,605
Itchy & Scratchy Land
open for business.
371
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,733
Who are you to resist it?
372
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,068
Come on.
373
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,611
My last paycheck bounced.
374
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,614
My children need wine.
375
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,249
I hope you realize now
376
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,167
that violence on TV
may be funny,
377
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,836
but it's not so funny
378
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,146
when that violence
is happening to you.
379
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,189
But it would be funny to someone
380
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,548
who was watching us.
381
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,675
No, Mom, he's right.
382
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,427
Observe.
383
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:48,974
My.
384
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,600
Lisa, go to your room.
385
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,318
♪♪
386
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,904
Shh!
387
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,327
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