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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Okay, Ron.
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Which one of our girls
said the following about you?
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"He looked so sexy,
I hoped we would have sex."
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Well, that's a tough one,
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'cause I did the deed
with Ouda, Candy, and Shasta.
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It's true, alright.
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But I'm going to have
to go with Shasta,
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'cause she liked makin' bacon
on the beach.
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Ooh. Me too.
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Bacon.
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Mr. Simpson, my husband and I
have decided to move.
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Going to run out the clock
in Florida?
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Yes. Well,
there's a few things
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you could do
to help us sell our home.
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First, whenever you walk
in front of your window,
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- could you please wear pants?
- No.
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Second, could you please take in
your jack-o'-lanterns
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from past Halloweens?
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No.
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And please cover your garbage.
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It's attracting wildlife.
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What?
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Hey, moose! Shoo!
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Yeah, I'm talking to you.
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Get off my lawn. Now!
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Hello. What's this?
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Wire hangers, expired medicine,
old newspapers...
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Okay, Homer, stay calm.
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Just quietly get this stuff
inside your house.
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Homer, you're not listening.
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That medicine's not for you.
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Come on, Marge.
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Maybe I'm not getting enough...
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"Estrogen."
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Give me that.
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Ahoy, mateys.
Had your fill of tacos?
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Would ye sooner eat a bilge rat
than another burger?
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Then come for
all-you-can-eat seafood
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at the Frying Dutchman.
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Is it more iced tea
ye be needing?
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Okay.
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Set sail
for the Frying Dutchman.
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Aye, aye, Captain.
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Marge, we're going
to that restaurant.
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But I think
I'm allergic to seafood.
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The last time I ate shrimp,
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my throat closed up
and I went into convulsions.
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Shrimp.
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Now, I don't know much
about haggling or bargaining,
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so why don't we just agree
to pay whatever the Winfields want.
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That could work.
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- What was that?
- Sigh.
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There you are.
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Thought you could get away?
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Good-bye.
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I don't think
we should be down here.
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Nervous, Lise?
I don't blame you.
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This is where the Winfields hid
their mutated son.
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Bart! The Winfields
didn't have a son.
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See that sock over there?
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It was his only friend.
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Hello, Lisa.
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Here in the dark
you won't need those eyes.
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Let me have them.
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Bart! That's not funny.
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There are some who say
the monster is still...
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here!
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Friend.
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Friend...
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- Hey, kid, wake up.
- Who are you?
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I'm Laura, your new neighbor.
You all right?
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She's beautiful.
Say something clever.
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I fell on my bottom.
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D'
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Not again.
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My mother's inside,
Mrs. Simpson.
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Please go right on in.
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You speak so politely to adults.
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My upbringing
was painfully strict, ma'am.
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That's sweet.
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And finally,
Moe's tavern has contributed a coupon
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as their way of saying
"Welcome to Springfield."
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Thank you, this is all so nice.
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I actually had some doubts
about moving to Springfield.
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Especially after
that Time cover story,
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"America's Worst City."
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You can see our house in that photo.
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And this is for the man
of the house...
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Which I guess is you.
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I guess I should explain.
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Laura's father and I
divorced two years ago.
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They're so sweet
when you marry them.
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But soon it's just
career, career, career.
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My hammock!
Do you understand?
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Mine! Don't look that way.
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I bet you don't know this one.
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How would you like
a hurts doughnut?
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Hurts, don't it?
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Right. Do you know
what a wet willy is?
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Is it this?
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Hey, baby, how about putting
your finger in my ear?
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I don't know. Your boyfriend
looks like the jealous type.
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- Hey, what the...
- That kid's messing with our minds.
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- Let's get out of here.
- Now, where were we?
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Yeah, I was gonna tell your fortune.
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Man, you're gonna be rich.
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Whoa!
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There's your mansion.
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There's the tennis court.
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And there's the swimming pool.
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See you later, Bart.
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I'll never wash this hand again.
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Dad, make Bart wash his hand.
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Sorry, Lise, I no longer
control the hand.
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- The hand controls me.
- Dad!
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Shut up, you little monsters!
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Hello, I was wondering if you'd
like to baby-sit my little angels?
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Sorry. This isn't Abby.
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This is her sister.
I look after her now.
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No, Bart, put it down.
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Put it down, Bart.
Bart, put it down.
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Aw, no all-you-can-eat seafood.
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I wore my extra-loose pants
for nothing.
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Nothing!
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- Maybe Laura could watch us.
- I get it.
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Bart, the baby-sitter's here.
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Let me tuck you in.
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Silence!
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Maybe it's time
I washed my hand.
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I'll send Laura over to baby-sit
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as soon as she gets home.
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Great. And there was
something else...
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Something I was supposed
to tiptoe around.
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- My divorce.
- That's it. Whoo-hoo!
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I'm glad one of us remembered.
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That could have been
embarrassing.
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Well, I know what
you're thinking,
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and the answer is yes.
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I want to be fixed up
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with one of your friends
as soon as you can arrange it.
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After all, Homer,
I do have the normal appetites.
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I know what you mean.
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Just let me make sure
we're not talkin' about food.
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- I'm not.
- Right. Me neither.
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- We're talking about sex, right?
- Right.
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I hear you loud and clear.
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Bart, are you taking a bath?
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Yes, I am, and it would be nice
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to have a little privacy
around here for a change.
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This wouldn't have anything to do
with Laura coming over, would it?
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Hey, sometimes a guy just likes
his skin to look its yellowist.
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Why, Laura,
what a pleasant surprise.
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Cute. What do you
guys want for dinner?
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I don't care.
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Ask Hef over there.
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Ladies' choice.
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Sometimes I think you want
to fail!
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Shut up. Just shut up!
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We used to eat this
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when my dad was stationed
in Vandahar.
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Take your kafta bi sanya
and dip it in the labna.
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Now that is good labna.
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I'm sorry, ma'am, but everything
on the menu has fish in it.
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What about the bread?
Does that have much fish in it?
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- Yes.
- Well, I have some Tic-Tacs in my purse.
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Excellent choice.
And for the gentleman?
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All you can eat!
All you can eat!
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All right, when you're ready,
take this plate over...
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Please, don't take
the steam tray. Sir!
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Come on, Bart,
if I can teach Maggie to waltz,
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I can teach you.
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Just follow me
and put your hand on my hip.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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- Wedgie!
- Whoa.
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That man ate all our shrimp
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and two plastic lobsters.
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'Tis no man.
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'Tis a remorseless
eating machine.
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Arrrggg.
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Six bells.
Time for closing.
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Can't talk.
Eating.
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Fairly warned be thee, says I.
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Hey. Hey!
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But the sign said
"All you can eat."
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I'm going to fight this thing.
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Please don't.
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For me.
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Sorry, Marge, this is my quest.
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I'm like that guy.
That Spanish guy.
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You know,
he fought the windmills?
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- Don Quixote?
- No, that's not it.
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What's his name?
The Man of La Mancha.
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- Don Quixote.
- No!
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I really think that was
the character's name, Don Quixote.
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Fine.
I'll look it up.
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Well, who was it?
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Never mind.
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No, here comes
the conservative judge.
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- Plead insanity. Plead insanity!
- It's not working.
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All right. Hit the change
of venue button! Now!
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No, you're in Texas.
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If I'd hit the remorse button
one more time I would have made it.
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Bart, I gotta go.
See you around.
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- I am thinking you like this girl, yes?
- How did you know?
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My ceiling mirrors and video cameras
sometimes see more
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than who is about to shoot me.
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All you can eat. Ha!
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Mr. Simpson, this is
the most blatant case
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of fraudulent advertising
since my suit
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against the film
the Neverending Story.
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So, do you think I have a case?
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Homer, I don't use the word
"hero" very often,
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but you are the greatest hero
in American history.
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- I'm here to see my Grampa.
- Here I am, sonny.
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You're not my Grampa.
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Aw, come on, give me a chance.
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Hey, can your grandfather
do this?
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Hey! Ha! Hoo!
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Hey! Ha! Hoo!
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Hey! Ha!
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Bart! Aw, you remembered
my birthday.
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I sure did.
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Here's a bus schedule.
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Wow! Fits right in my pocket.
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Grampa, I need some advice.
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Did you ever have a crush
on an older woman?
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I had a crush
on the oldest woman.
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120 years old, she was.
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Here's a picture of her
delivering Eubie Blake.
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What happened?
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She fell in with that
Guinness Book of Records crowd.
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Suddenly she didn't
have any time for me.
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I wore a 15-pound beard of bees
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for that woman,
but it just wasn't enough.
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Dad, I have some questions
about women.
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Can't you see I'm reading
the... cultural calendar?
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Ooh, "Mostly Mozart" is in town.
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Homer, Bart's at
a very curious age.
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As his father,
I think you should have
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a frank and earthy
discussion about...
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You know.
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But Marge,
I think he should learn
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about it the same way I did.
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Are you sure?
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Zoo keeper! Zoo keeper!
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Those two monkeys
are killing each other.
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They're having sex.
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Maybe you're right.
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Now if you'll excuse us...
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this is a sacred moment
between a boy and his father.
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Son, a woman
is a lot like, um...
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a refrigerator.
257
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,078
They're about six feet tall,
300 pounds.
258
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,748
They make ice, and...
259
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,291
Wait a minute.
260
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,336
Actually, a woman
is more like a beer.
261
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,463
They smell good, they look good.
262
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,799
You'd step over your own
mother just to get one.
263
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,927
But you can't stop at one.
264
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,846
You want to drink another woman.
265
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,726
So I says, "Yeah?
If you want that money,
266
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,520
"come and find it,
267
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,814
"'cause I don't know
where it is, you baloney.
268
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:39,485
You make me want to retch."
269
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:48,160
How can I get her to notice me?
270
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,455
Meet me at the tree house, Bart.
271
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,415
And come alone.
272
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,635
Thanks for coming.
273
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:05,970
I please to aim.
274
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,221
I'm so happy.
275
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,348
I just had to tell someone.
276
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,975
I have a boyfriend.
277
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,814
You won't be needing this.
278
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,744
A boyfriend?
279
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,122
I really think
you'd like him, Bart.
280
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,123
His name's Jimbo.
281
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,625
Jimbo Jones?
282
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,800
You've been flushing
for 20 minutes.
283
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,135
Is there a problem?
284
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,388
No, Principal Skinner.
285
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,765
Very well.
I'll continue to wait.
286
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,109
How can you like that guy?
287
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,278
I don't know, maybe
'cause he's an outlaw.
288
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,738
You know that dead body
289
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,239
they found
behind the mayor's house?
290
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,616
Jimbo killed him?
291
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,994
No, but he poked him
with a stick.
292
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:16,332
Hey, Laura,
Dr. Tongue has arrived.
293
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,250
That's him, Bart.
294
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,711
- Who's the dork?
- Leave him alone.
295
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,087
He's just a kid.
296
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,839
Just a kid...
297
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,925
I'll show them who's just a kid.
298
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,093
Bart, it's your bedtime.
299
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,845
I laid out your jammy-jams.
300
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,311
Dad, if there's
a really special girl
301
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,104
and she likes some clod
who's beneath her,
302
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,439
what should you do?
303
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,815
I married her.
304
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:44,944
Homer, please.
305
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,071
I just had eggs.
306
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,907
Good luck in your trumped-up
lawsuit, Dad.
307
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,369
Thanks.
That means a lot to me.
308
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,092
All right, you guys, I want you guys
in bed before Jimbo gets here.
309
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,040
What do you like about him?
310
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,404
He's just a good-looking rebel
who plays by his own rules.
311
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,004
'Twas a moonless night,
312
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,049
dark as pitch, when out the mist
313
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,969
came a beast
more stomach than man.
314
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,845
- Hey!
- So I says to me bosun's:
315
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,973
"Batten down
the mizzenmast, mateys."
316
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,850
Captain McAllister,
isn't it a fact
317
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,353
that you're not a real captain?
318
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,605
Aye.
319
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,441
Your Honor, I would like
to show the court
320
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,610
just how much shrimp
Mr. Simpson ate.
321
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,195
Bring it in, boys.
322
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:40,124
18,000 letters all addressed
to Santa Claus.
323
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,376
You want The People of
Springfield v. Kris Kringle.
324
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,545
That's next door.
325
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,840
Mrs. Simpson,
isn't it true
326
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:51,802
your husband once consumed
a ten-pound bag of flour
327
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,096
when no other food
was available?
328
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,974
- Yes, but it was...
- Your witness.
329
00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,436
- There's a pizza here for...
- Right here.
330
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:04,148
Mrs. Simpson, what did
you and your husband do
331
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,692
after you were ejected
from the restaurant?
332
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,153
We... pretty much
went straight home.
333
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,989
Mrs. Simpson,
you're under oath.
334
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,575
We drove around
until 3:00 a.m.
335
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,995
looking for another
all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.
336
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,290
And when you couldn't find one?
337
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,709
We went fishing.
338
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,881
Did these sound like
the actions of a man
339
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,091
who had all he could eat?
340
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,175
- Not at all!
- No!
341
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,635
That could have been me.
342
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,388
Homer, I've a proposition for ye
343
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,223
fair and true.
344
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,808
Come on, Marge.
345
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,477
Let the people see
your pretty face.
346
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,729
Come see Bottomless Pete,
347
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:46,440
nature's cruelest mistake.
348
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,775
Come for the freak,
349
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,359
stay for the food.
350
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,819
He's hideous.
351
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,946
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
352
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,117
Hey, baby,
my shirt's chafing me.
353
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,244
Mind if I take it off?
354
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,789
Well... okay.
355
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,587
I got to do something.
356
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,841
But it says "Good for
one free beer at Moe's."
357
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,052
This is Moe's tavern, isn't it?
358
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,721
No. This is Bo's Cavern.
359
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,681
Give me my beer.
360
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,266
Stupid welcome-mobile.
361
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,143
I knew it would ruin me.
362
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,271
Just a sec, I'll check.
363
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,315
Amanda Huggenkiss?
364
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,360
Hey, I'm looking
for Amanda Huggenkiss.
365
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,822
Why can't I find
Amanda Huggenkiss?
366
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,575
Maybe your standards
are too high.
367
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,119
You little S.O.B.!
368
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,079
If I ever find out who you are
369
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,164
I'm gonna shove a sausage
down your throat
370
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,333
and stick starving dogs
in your butt.
371
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:47,835
My name is Jimbo Jones
372
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,504
and I live
at 1094 Evergreen Terrace.
373
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,049
Aha! Big mistake, pal!
374
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,718
I knew he'd slip up
sooner or later.
375
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,720
Yes. Rusty and dull.
376
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,974
Barney, don't steal
377
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,851
any beer while I'm gone.
378
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,062
What kind of pathetic drunk
do you take me for?
379
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,482
Somebody spilled beer
in this ashtray.
380
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,324
Let's see, where is that map?
381
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,411
Evergreen Terrace...
There it is, F-5.
382
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,085
I don't believe it.
383
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,254
Now my pants are chafing me.
384
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,216
All right.
Who's Jimbo Jones?
385
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,134
I am.
386
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,512
You just made your
second mistake, buddy boy.
387
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,556
Please, dude, don't hurt me.
388
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,057
Man!
389
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,394
That's your outlaw?
390
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,105
I wasn't really going to kill ya.
I was just going to cut ya.
391
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,193
Aw, forget it.
392
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,320
Ouch! I better
go check on Barney.
393
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:02,284
My heart just stopped.
394
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,788
There it goes.
395
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,296
Stupid wishing well.
396
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,131
Jimbo, I don't think
397
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,758
we should see
each other anymore.
398
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,718
You're just not the guy
I thought you were.
399
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:23,764
Can I have my shirt back?
400
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,977
Well, Bart,
you were right about him.
401
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,979
As usual,
a knife-wielding maniac
402
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,356
has shown us the way.
403
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,150
You know, if you
were only old enough
404
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,402
to grow a bad teenage moustache,
405
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,571
I'd go out with you in a second.
406
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,031
Wow.
407
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,034
Hello. I'd like to speak
to Ms. Tinkle.
408
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,036
First name...
409
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,287
Ivana.
410
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,581
Ivana Tinkle.
Just a sec.
411
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,751
Ivana Tinkle?
Ivana Tinkle!
412
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,170
All right, everybody,
put down your glasses.
413
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,546
Ivana Tinkle!
414
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,635
Har, har, har.
415
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,726
♪♪
416
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,354
Shh!
417
00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:00,610
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