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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Captain's log, Stardate 6051.
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Had trouble sleeping last night.
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My hiatal hernia is acting up.
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The ship is drafty and damp.
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I complain, but nobody listens.
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See the original cast in their latest
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greatest adventure.
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Captain, Klingons
off the starboard bow.
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Again with the Klingons.
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Mr. Scott,
give me full power.
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It's no good, Captain.
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I cannot reach
the control panel.
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Movies! What a rip-off!
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I don't have to sit here
and take this. I...
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Hubba, hubba.
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- You kid!
- Thank you, dear.
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Now, be good for Grampa while we're
at the parent-teacher meeting.
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We'll bring back dinner.
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- What are we gonna have?
- Well, that depends
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on what your teachers say.
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If you've been good, pizza.
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If you've been bad...
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Let's see... poison.
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What if one of us has been good
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- and one of us has been bad?
- Poison pizza.
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No, I'm not making two stops.
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All right, I'll talk
to Lisa's teacher this year,
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you can have Bart's.
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That's the way
we do it every year.
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All right, tell you what.
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I'm thinking of a number
between one and 50.
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Is it 37?
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D'I mean, no.
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- Homer!
- Please, Marge!
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Please, please, please,
please, please?
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All right.
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Woo-hoo!
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U.S.A., U.S.A.
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U.S.A.
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Ach.
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Hee-hee!
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Bart has been guilty
of the following atrocities:
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synthesizing a laxative
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from peas and carrots,
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replacing my birth-control pills
with Tic-Tacs.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I'm sure Bart doesn't really
mean to be bad.
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Now's our chance to be bad.
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Mr. Simpson...
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I just wanted to tell you
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that you've done
a wonderful job with Lisa.
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You must have read to her
at a young age.
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I did. I did read to her.
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"8:00: Happy Days.
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The Fonz, Henry Winkler,
is worried he's losing his cool."
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Well, I've always been a firm
believer in the three R's:
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reading TV Guide, um...
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writing to TV Guide, and...
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renewing TV Guide.
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Now, we don't usually do this
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but we have some witnesses.
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Come in, Arthur.
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Now, where did Bart
stick the fireworks?
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Over the lips and past the gums,
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look out dentures, here I come.
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Eew!
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"My child is on the honor roll
at Springfield Elementary."
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You know, I never thought
I'd find a replacement
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for my "Where's the beef?"
bumper sticker.
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Where's the beef?
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We'd like the desk back,
Mr. Simpson.
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I really don't see
how this helps Bart.
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Just do it.
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Busted!
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Homer, we have a problem here.
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Are you kidding?
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Lisa turned out perfect!
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I won't stand here and listen
to you bad-mouthing Lisa.
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We're talking about Bart.
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That guy.
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I think the problem
here is discipline.
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If Bart does something wrong
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you should punish him.
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Well, we try.
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But he has this way
of making us think
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we've punished him
when actually,
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we've completely caved in.
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He's the boy you love to hate.
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Well, you've got to start
being firm with him.
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I believe,
with persistent discipline,
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even the poorest student
can end up becoming
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say, chief justice
of the Supreme Court.
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Chief justice
of the Supreme Court.
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What great men he would join.
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John Marshall...
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Charles Evans Hughes...
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Warren Berger...
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Burger...
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And what if we don't?
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Then there's no telling
how low he can sink.
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All right, ladies!
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Prepare to be blown away
by Bang-Bang Bart!
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You're fat.
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Just more of me to love, honey.
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My poor baby!
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What? Whazzat?
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Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.
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Home already?
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Boy, time really flies
when you're reading...
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the bible!
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Eew!
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Well, we brought some pizza.
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If you don't start
making more sense
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we're gonna have
to put you in a home.
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You already put me in a home.
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Then we'll put you
in the crooked home
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- we saw on 60 Minutes.
- I'll be good.
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Look what your bad egg
of a son did to my teeth!
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Dad, you and your stories.
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"Bart broke my teeth.
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"The nurses
are stealing my money.
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This thing on my neck
is getting bigger."
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Now this is exactly
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what Bart's teacher
was talking about.
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Our son did something wrong
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and you look the other way.
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But Marge, look at that
hangdog expression.
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He's learned his lesson.
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Let's get him a present.
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Please, Homer.
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Why do I always
have to be the bad guy?
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All right, all right.
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Young man, since you broke
Grampa's teeth,
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he gets to break yours.
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This is going to be sweet.
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No, no, no!
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Bart, we're sending you
to bed without your supper.
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Yeah, right, like you're
gonna let me go hungry.
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I'll be eating that pizza
in five minutes.
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Bart, stop being confident.
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Doggone it!
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Grampa.
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I'm starving.
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Somebody bring me some food,
quick.
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I'm a-coming, boy!
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Homer, get back here.
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There must be something
to eat around here.
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Gee, maybe they mean it
this time.
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From now on, I guess I'd better
straighten up and fly...
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Bart, don't tell your mother...
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But I brought you some pizza.
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Just promise me
you'll try to be good.
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- I promise.
- That a boy.
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Sucker.
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Well, well.
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If it isn't the Tooth Fairy.
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Coming for Christmas,
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie."
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Bart!
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Stick around, Mr. Bond.
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Things are really starting to...
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cook.
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Bart, come quick!
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There's an Itchy
and Scratchy movie!
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If you want suspense...
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romance...
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you'll find it at
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie,"
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coming soon to a theater
near you...
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53% new footage.
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Wow.
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Bart, did you take out
the garbage like I asked?
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Indeed, I did.
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D'Hey, you goats get out of here.
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Boy, you're gonna have to be
punished for this.
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Dad, you could punish me
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but that means you have
to think of a punishment,
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sit here,
and make sure I do it...
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Or you could let me
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go play with Millhouse
while you spend the afternoon
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watching unpredictable
Mexican sitcoms.
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Ay! El estomago!
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Run along, you little scamp.
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♪ Jingle bells ♪
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- ♪ Jingle bells ♪
- Bart!
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- Why are you doing that?
- I don't know.
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Well, this time
you must be punished.
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Well, you could punish me,
but...
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No tricks, boy.
I said I'm going to punish you,
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and come hell or high water,
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I... Wait a minute.
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Ice cream truck!
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Me, me! I was here first!
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Now, what were
we talking about, boy?
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We were talking
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about the time
you beat jury duty.
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Yeah.
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The trick is to say
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you're prejudiced
against all races.
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We're home.
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We got beets!
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Bart, are you pulling up
the carpet?
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Why are you letting him do this?
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- I don't know.
- Well, punish him.
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All right, all right.
Bart, go to your room.
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See you in the funny pages.
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How could you let this happen?
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How could you let this happen?
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- I wasn't here.
. How convenient.
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Homer, do you want your son
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to become chief justice
of the Supreme Court
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or a sleazy male stripper?
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Can't he be both
like the late Earl Warren?
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Earl Warren wasn't a stripper.
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Now who's being naive?
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Look, you have to help
discipline your son.
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All right, Marge,
I swear to you,
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the next time
he does something wrong,
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I'll punish him
and make it stick.
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Tonight on Eye on Springfield,
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we meet a man who's been
hiccupping for 45 years.
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Hic! Kill me.
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Hic! Kill me.
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But first
we'll examine the growing
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Itchy and Scratchy mania,
with their new movie
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premiering today.
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I got my ticket.
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I'm here live in Korea
to give you a first-hand look
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at how American cartoons
are made.
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But first, let's take a look
back at the year 1928,
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the year when you
might have seen Al Capone
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dancing the Charleston
on top of a flagpole.
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♪♪
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It was also the year of
the very first Scratchy cartoon
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entitled "That Happy Cat."
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♪♪
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The film did very poorly,
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but the following year,
Scratchy was teamed up
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with a psychotic young mouse
named Itchy,
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and cartoon history was made.
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Here's their first cartoon
together:
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"Steamboat Itchy."
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Me, my.
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♪♪
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During the war,
Itchy and Scratchy
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put their differences aside
and teamed up
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to fight a bigger foe.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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We'll be back with
the real-life Itchy and Scratchy,
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a rabid mouse in Boston
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who attacked and killed
a small cat.
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Bart, didn't I ask you
to watch Maggie?
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Sounds like something you'd say.
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Hey, where is she?
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My Lord!
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Isn't that cute?
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A baby driving a car.
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And look,
there's a dog driving a bus.
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Hey!
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All right.
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Time for a crime spree.
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All right, boy, this calls
for the biggest punishment
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00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,952
I ever handed down,
and this time it's going to stick.
266
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,870
Come on, Homer,
this isn't funny.
267
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,080
Damn right.
268
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,499
Bart, you can't go to see
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00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,918
that Itchy and Scratchy movie
ever!
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00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,430
No! Beta.
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00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,894
Dad, you got to let me
see that movie.
272
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,397
Can't you just give me
a spanking?
273
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,649
Come on, go nuts.
274
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,234
Don't point that thing at me.
275
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,419
I said you're not going
to the movie
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00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,695
and I'm sticking to it.
277
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,072
Dad, I agree that Bart
should be punished,
278
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,740
but "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie"
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00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,659
is the defining event
of our generation.
280
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,303
How would you like it
if someone told you
281
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,788
that you couldn't watch
the moon landing?
282
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,334
That's one small step for man.
283
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,921
One giant leap for mankind.
284
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,135
♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy,
I got love in my tummy ♪
285
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,929
♪ And I feel like lovin' you ♪
286
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,975
♪ Love is such a sweet thing,
good-enough-to-eat thing... ♪
287
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,478
Sorry, but the punishment
stands.
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00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,197
I regret nothing!
289
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,624
Someday you'll thank me
for this, son.
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00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,043
Not bloody likely.
291
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,544
No, it's true.
292
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,463
You know, when I was a boy,
293
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,881
I really wanted
a catcher's mitt.
294
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,133
But my dad wouldn't get it
for me.
295
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,343
So I held my breath
until I passed out
296
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,471
and banged my head
on the coffee table.
297
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,057
The doctors thought
I might have brain damage.
298
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,184
Dad, what's the point
of this story?
299
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,685
I like stories.
300
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,645
Look, can I please go
to the movie?
301
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,981
I know my punishment
might seem a little harsh
302
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,691
but I can't go back on it.
303
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,486
You're welcome to watch
anything you want on TV.
304
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,029
TV sucks.
305
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,655
I know you're upset right now,
306
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,949
so I'll pretend
you didn't say that.
307
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,995
A master craftsman
can make three mailboxes an hour.
308
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,705
I'm not licked yet.
309
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,541
I can entertain myself.
No matter how good a movie is,
310
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:08,087
it can't compare to
the imagination of a small boy.
311
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,019
- How was it?
- It wasn't that great.
312
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,188
- Be honest.
- It was the greatest movie
313
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,023
I've ever seen in my life!
314
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,567
And you wouldn't believe
the celebrities who did cameos...
315
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,444
Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson.
316
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,321
Of course, they didn't use
their real names
317
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,073
but you could tell it was them.
318
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,534
- Lisa...
- Sorry, Bart.
319
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,748
It's just not the same.
320
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:51,255
I've seen "The Itchy
& Scratchy Movie" 13 times.
321
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,632
I've seen it 17 times.
322
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,259
You guys must be getting
pretty tired
323
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,510
of that movie by now.
324
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,930
No one who saw the movie
would say that.
325
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,431
Let's get him.
326
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,729
Homer, we'd like to talk to you.
327
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,356
But then I won't be watching TV.
328
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,066
You can see the bind I'm in.
329
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,443
Dad, you've got to let Bart
see that movie.
330
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,727
I've never seen him like this.
331
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,280
He has the demented melancholy
332
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,574
of a Tennessee Williams heroine.
333
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,950
Don't you think I know that?
334
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,785
Well, it's been two months.
335
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,996
You laid down the law
and I'm proud of you.
336
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,290
But I think
we've gotten through to him.
337
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,792
Sweet, soft-hearted Marge.
338
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,961
You just can't see
the big picture.
339
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,672
If I stick to my guns,
the boy could wind up
340
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,300
chief justice
of the Supreme Court.
341
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,302
If I fail, the best he could do
342
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,471
is judge at
a Mr. Tight Buns competition.
343
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:42,890
I can't let that happen.
344
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,308
I won't let that happen,
345
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:45,976
and I can't let that happen.
346
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,984
One for Itchy & Scratchy.
347
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,197
We promised your dad
we wouldn't.
348
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,008
I'm here at the Springfield
Aztec Theater
349
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,636
where, after eight months
and nine Academy Awards,
350
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,931
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie"
is showing for the last time.
351
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,807
Tomorrow a new movie,
352
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,891
starring Liza Minnelli
and Mickey Rourke will open.
353
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,686
Will it be as successful?
354
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,063
Only time will tell.
355
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,565
Well, Dad, I guess you won.
356
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,692
No, son, we both won.
357
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,445
You don't know it now,
but I've started you on the road
358
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,489
to somewhere very special.
359
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,748
Well, I'll be.
"The Itchy & Scratchy Movie."
360
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,500
Come on, what do you say?
361
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,628
All right. I think
you've learned your lesson.
362
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,216
One senior citizen
363
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,260
and one chief justice
of the Supreme Court.
364
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,387
I'll get it, son.
365
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,514
That will be $650.
366
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,597
D'
367
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,058
One soylent green.
368
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,184
Hold the butter.
369
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,937
Soylent green.
370
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,190
♪ They fight, they fight ♪
371
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,858
♪ They fight and fight
and fight ♪
372
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,294
♪ Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight ♪
373
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,071
♪ The Itchy
& Scratchy Movie ♪
374
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,367
♪♪
375
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,451
Get out!
376
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,329
Get out!
377
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,509
♪♪
378
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,771
Which one's the mouse?
379
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,106
Itchy.
380
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,607
Itchy's a jerk.
381
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,694
Yeah.
382
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,910
♪♪
383
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,412
Shh.
384
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,878
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