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[ gasps]
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
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I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE,
I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE.
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I'M QUEEN OF THE CAS... OOPS.
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SORRY, CYNTHIA.
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I'M TIRED OF DIGGING.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
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LET'S PLAY
ON THE JUMBO GYM.
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[ kids grunting]
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HEY, GET OFF MY CASTLE.
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CAN'T WE JUST PLAY
ON THE BOTTOM?
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NO, I'M QUEEN.
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I'M NOT LETTING
SLOBBERY BABIES
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CLIMB ALL OVER IT.
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BUT...
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NOW GET BACK TO WORK
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AND FINISH DIGGING MY MOAT.
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THERE COULD BE AN INVASION
ANY MINUTE.
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IN FACT, I'M GOING TO
GET MY CATAPULT NOW
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JUST IN CASE.
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YOU GUYS
BETTER HAVE THE MOAT DONE
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BY THE TIME I COME BACK.
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WHAT'S A CATERPULT?
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BEATS ME.
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PASS THE SHOVEL, CHUCKIE.
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I THINK
PLAYING WITH ANGELICA
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MIGHT NOT BE AS MUCH FUN
AS SHE SAYS IT IS.
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[ grunting]
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HEY, BABIES.
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HI, I'M JOSH.
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HI, JOSH, I'M TOMMY.
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THIS IS PHIL,
AND LIL, AND CHUCKIE.
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NICE TO MEET YOU--
WANT TO COME PLAY?
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WELL, WE'D LIKE TO,
BUT WE CAN'T.
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WHY NOT?
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ANGELICA SAID
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WE GOT TO FINISH HER MOAT
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AND THEN FILL IT WITH WATER
AND THEN FIND A CROCODILE.
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HOW COME YOU DO WHAT SHE SAYS?
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SHE'S BIGGER...
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AND STRONGER.
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IF WE DON'T
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SHE'LL POUR SAND
IN OUR HAIR.
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LISTEN, WHAT WOULD YOU
SAY IF I TOLD YOU
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THERE'S A JUNGLE GYM SOMEPLACE
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WHERE ANY BABY COULD SAY
WHATEVER THEY WANT TO
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WITHOUT GETTING SAND POURED
ON THEIR HEADS.
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I'D SAY YOU IS CRAZY.
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WELL, I'M NOT CRAZY,
THAT PLACE IS REAL.
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IT'S MY JUNGLE GYM,
AND IT'S OVER THERE.
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REALLY?
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YEP-- YOU'RE WELCOME
TO PLAY ON IT.
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WOW!
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THAT'S NEAT.
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LET'S GO.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT ANGELICA'S MOAT
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YOU GUYS?
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ANGELICA CAN BUILD
HER OWN MOAT, RIGHT?
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WRONG!
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WHAT'S GOING ON--
WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M JOSH,
YOU MUST BE ANGELICA.
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YOU'VE HEARD OF ME.
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I HEARD YOU BOSS THESE BABIES
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AND DUMP BUCKETS
OF SAND ON 'EM.
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SO WHAT'S
YOUR POINT?
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YOU DON'T PLAY FAIR
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SO YOUR FRIENDS DECIDED
TO PLAY WITH ME INSTEAD.
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IS THIS TRUE?
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GET BACK TO WORK
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BEFORE I DUMP A TRUCKFUL ON YOU!
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NOT THIS TIME, ANGELICA.
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WE GOT A NEW FRIEND NOW
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AND WE'RE GOING TO GO PLAY
ON HISJUMBO GYM.
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ALL RIGHT, TELL YOU WHAT.
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I'LL CLOSE MY EYES
AND COUNT FIVE.
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IF YOU'RE BACK TO DIGGING,
I'LL FORGET THIS HAPPENED.
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ONE, TWO...
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FOUR, SEVEN, FIVE!
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HEY, GET BACK HERE.
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WHO'LL DIG MY MOAT
AND CATCH MY CROCODILE?
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MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK.
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DON'T WORRY, SHE CAN'T DO
ANYTHING IF I'M HERE.
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COME BACK HERE,
YOU DUMB BABIES!
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WE DID IT, WE'RE FREE!
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NO MORE ANGELICA
TELLING US WHAT TO DO.
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OR TAKING AWAY OUR TOYS.
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OR MAKING US DRINK
FROM THE POTTY.
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PHILIP, THAT
WAS YOUR IDEA.
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OH, YEAH.
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WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?
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WE GET TO DECIDE?
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SURE, FAIR IS FAIR.
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WHEE!
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HEY, YOU GUYS
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PLEASE GIVE ME A PUSH?
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MY SWING STOPPED.
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SURE.
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YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
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PLAYING WITH JOSH SURE IS FUN.
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LOTS MORE FUN THAN PLAYING
WITH ANGELICA.
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DON'T STOP PUSHING NOW--
I'M JUST GETTING GOING.
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HEY, JOSH, CAN I HAVE A TURN
ON THE SWING?
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YOUWANT A TURN?
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UH-HUH.
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BUT TOMMY,
SWINGING WAS MY IDEA.
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IT WOULDN'T BE VERY FAIR
IF YOU TOOK IT.
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I JUST MEANT...
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COME ON, TOMMY,
FAIR IS FAIR.
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NOW PUSH!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, CYNTHIA?
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THEY'RE PUSHING HIM
ON THAT SWING.
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THEY NEVER DID THAT FOR ME.
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I'M SURE GLAD YOUR MOM
MADE CHOCOLATE-CHIP, TOMMY.
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YEAH, IT'S MY FAVORITE.
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PASS YOUR COOKIES
HERE, BABIES.
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I GOT A BETTER SNACK.
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HERE'S A LOLLIPOP.
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YOU GUYS
CAN SHARE IT.
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BUT JOSH,
I DON'T WANT A LOLLIPOP.
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YOU WANT A COOKIE?
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THAT'S NOT VERY FAIR.
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IT'S NOT?
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NO, I'M A BIGGER KID
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THAN YOU, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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A BIG KID NEEDS
ALL THE COOKIES.
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REALLY?
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I'M AFRAID SO, TOMMY,
FAIR IS FAIR.
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[ sighs]
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LOOK AT THAT, CYNTHIA!
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NOW THEY'RE GIVING HIM
THEIR COOKIES, AND
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HE'S NOT EVEN
SITTING ON THEM.
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OKAY, BABIES, TIME
TO PLAY A NEW GAME.
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HEY, I KNOW--
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LET'S PLAY
ASTROBAT.
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WAIT A MINUTE,
TOMMY.
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MAYBE EVERYONE DOESN'T WANT
TO PLAY THAT.
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OKAY.
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SOME PEOPLE WANT
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TO PLAY SAND ADVENTURE.
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HOW DO YOU PLAY?
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YOU DIG AROUND
THE CASTLE--
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I MEAN, GYM--
AND FILL WITH WATER.
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SOUNDS LIKE
DIGGING A MOAT.
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A MOAT?
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NO, TOMMY,
THIS IS SAND ADVENTURE.
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IT'S DIFFERENT
FROM DIGGING A MOAT.
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SOUNDS A LOT LIKE
DIGGING A MOAT.
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YOU BABIES ARE TOO LITTLE
TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE.
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WELL, SAND ADVENTURE
IS PROBABLY A FUN GAME
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BUT I'D RATHER PLAY ASTROBAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, TOMMY?
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WELL, UH, I JUST THOUGHT
WE COULD PLAY ASTROBAT.
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LOOK, I DECIDED WE'RE
PLAYING SAND ADVENTURE
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AND THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY.
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[ whispering]:
DON'T MAKE HIM MAD, TOMMY,
HE'S AWFUL BIG.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
PLAYING FAIR?
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TOMMY, I DON'T THINK
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YOU UNDERSTAND
ABOUT THIS FAIR STUFF.
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I DON'T?
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YOU DON'T DECIDE
WHAT'S FAIR.
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THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
WE USE TO DECIDE--
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SOMETHING EASY
TO UNDERSTAND.
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KNOW WHAT IT IS?
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UM, NO.
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THIS!
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NOW, DO ANY OF THE REST OF YOU
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WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE?
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THAT'S BETTER.
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NOW DIG, ALL OF YOU!
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FAIR IS FAIR.
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[ laughs]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT, CYNTHIA.
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NOW THEY'RE BUILDING
A MOAT FOR HIM.
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WHAT'S NEXT, A SWIMMING POOL?
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YOU GUYS, WHAT
ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS, BUT...
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I MISS ANGELICA.
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I MISS ANGELICA, TOO.
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I MISS THE WAY
SHE YELLED.
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I MISS THE WAY SHE PUT
SAND IN OUR DIAPERS.
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I MISS THE WAY
SHE CALLED ME MELONHEAD.
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[ all sigh]
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YOU STAY HERE--
I'LL GET HELP.
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TOMMY, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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IF JOSH FINDS OUT...
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I DON'T CARE.
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IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING
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WE'LL BE STUCK
WITH JOSH FOREVER.
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ANGELICA, ANGELICA,
YOU GOT TO HELP US.
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WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOK WHO'S BACK
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THE BABY
FROM THE OTHER PLAYGROUND.
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LISTEN, ANGELICA...
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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TIRED OF YOUR NEW FRIEND?
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WE MADE A BIG MISTAKE.
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REALLY?
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JOSH IS WORSER THAN YOU.
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WHAT?
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HE'S REAL MEAN.
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HE BOSSES US AROUND
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MAKES US PUSH HIM ON THE SWING,
DIG MOATS
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AND TAKES OUR COOKIES.
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WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, ME?
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WILL YOU HELP US?
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NO.
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BUT WE NEED YOU.
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I NEEDED YOU BEFORE TO DIG--
DID YOU HELP ME?
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BUT...LET THIS BE A LESSON
TO YOU, TOMMY--
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NEXT TIME, LOOK
BEFORE YOU PEEK.
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ANGELICA, PLEASE!
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HMM!
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[ all gasp]WHERE YOU BEEN
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BALDY BOY?
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I JUST WENT FOR A WALK.
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DID I TELL YOU
YOU COULD DO THAT?
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DID I?
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I DIDN'T THINK SO.NO.
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NOW, THERE'S BEEN TALK
FLOATING AROUND
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MAYBE SOME OF YOU BABIES
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AREN'T HAPPY
WITH HOW I DO BUSINESS.
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SO, IF ANYONE HAS ANY COMPLAINTS
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ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL
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SPEAK UP NOW.
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COME ON, ANYONE?
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ANYONE?
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HOW 'BOUT YOU, CHUCKIE?
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GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?
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PHIL?
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[ gulps]
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LIL?
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SO, EVERYONE'S
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PERFECTLY HAPPY HERE, RIGHT?
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NO MORE COMPLAINTS.
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WELL, THEN, YOU'LL ALL
BE HAPPY TO JOIN IN A GAME
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CALLED...
PILLOW.
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WHAT DO WE
GOT TO DO?
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OH, IT'S SIMPLE.
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ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS LIE DOWN
HERE IN THE SANDBOX.
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THAT'S PERFECT.
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NOW, DON'T MOVE.
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I LIKE PILLOWS.
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IS THIS
THE WHOLE GAME?
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DON'T WORRY.
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YOU'LL SEE.
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[ grunts]
247
00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:58,114
JOSH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY
TO JUMP OVER US, ARE YOU?
248
00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:00,600
NO, I WOULDN'T TRY TO JUMP
OVER YOU.
249
00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:02,118
[ all sigh in relief]
250
00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:03,948
I'M GOING TO JUMP ONYOU!
251
00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:05,190
[ all gasp]
252
00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:07,192
[ laughing evilly]
253
00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:08,193
[ all gasp again]
254
00:10:08,297 --> 00:10:09,954
[ screeching]
255
00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:11,438
THE NEXT ONE WON'T MISS.
256
00:10:11,541 --> 00:10:13,302
All:
ANGELICA!
257
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,890
THAT'S MY NAME--
DON'T WEAR IT OUT.
258
00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,477
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
259
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:19,101
I'M THE BIG IDEA--
QUIT MESSING WITH THEM.
260
00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:22,069
THEY WON'T BE BOSSED AROUND
BY YOU OR ANYBODY.
261
00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:23,899
GET OFF THE GROUND, DUMMIES.
262
00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:25,141
GET BACK DOWN THERE.
263
00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:27,040
THIS IS NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
264
00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:28,558
THESE ARE MY BABIES NOW!
265
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,630
THIS CATAPULT SAYS DIFFERENT.
266
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,562
HEY!
267
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,840
WANT ANOTHER, PAL?
268
00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:35,462
WAIT A SEC.
269
00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:38,327
WHAT DO YOU WANT
WITH DUMB BABIES, ANYWAY?
270
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,226
THEY MAY BE DUMB BABIES
BUT THEY'RE MYDUMB BABIES.
271
00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,745
NOW GET UP!GET BACK DOWN!
272
00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:43,953
I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU.
273
00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:44,747
OH, YEAH?
274
00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:45,506
YEAH.
275
00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:46,646
WELL, YOU'RE MAKING
276
00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,164
A BIG MISTAKE, BUCKO.
277
00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:50,926
HEY, WATCH IT,
ANGELICA!
278
00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,272
GIVE UP, CHEESEBRAIN?
279
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,757
TELL YOU WHAT:
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
280
00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:56,517
WE'LL SPLIT THEM, 50-50.
281
00:10:56,621 --> 00:10:58,105
HMM, WHO GETS THE HEADS?
282
00:10:58,209 --> 00:11:01,143
NO, I MEAN, YOU TAKE TWO BABIES,
I'LL TAKE TWO.
283
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,696
COULDN'T BE MORE FAIR.
284
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,043
I CAME TO GET
ALL THESE BABIES
285
00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:06,355
AND I'M NOT LEAVING.
286
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,114
OH, YEAH?
287
00:11:07,218 --> 00:11:07,736
YEAH.
288
00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:08,564
OH, YEAH?
289
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,979
YEAH!OH, YEAH?
290
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,636
[ groans]YEAH!
291
00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,605
[ bawls loudly]
292
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,367
MOMMY, SHE PUSHED ME.
293
00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:21,991
AND DON'T EVER
LET ME CATCH YOU
294
00:11:22,095 --> 00:11:24,994
PICKING ON MY BABIES AGAIN!
295
00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,478
ANGELICA, YOU SAVED US.
296
00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:27,997
YOU'RE OUR HERO.
297
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:29,309
THANKS,
ANGELICA.
298
00:11:29,412 --> 00:11:31,414
YOU'RE
THE GREATEST.
299
00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:34,417
AH, QUIT SLOBBERING.
300
00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:42,494
I'M SURE GLAD THINGS
IS BACK TO NORMAL.
301
00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:43,495
ME, TOO.
302
00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:45,083
BACK TO WORK, BABIES!
303
00:11:45,187 --> 00:11:46,809
ISN'T SHE
THE GREATEST?
304
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,224
All:
YEAH.
305
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:13,215
JUST A LITTLE
TASTE, SWEETIE.
306
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:14,319
NO.
307
00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,183
COME ON, SUGAR,
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
308
00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:17,529
DON'T YOU WANT
TO GROW UP
309
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:18,599
NO.
TO BE STRONG?
310
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:20,187
LAST TIME YOU ATE BROCCOLI
311
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,499
YOU SAID IT WASN'T BAD.
312
00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:22,500
NO.
313
00:12:22,603 --> 00:12:24,053
ANGELICA, IF YOU DON'T
314
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:25,192
EAT SOME BROCCOLI
315
00:12:25,296 --> 00:12:27,056
THEN NO SECONDS
ON DESSERT.
316
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,195
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
317
00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:29,818
THAT'S IT,
ANGELICA--
318
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:30,819
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
319
00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:32,027
BUT, DADDY!
320
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,614
TOO LATE, ANGELICA.
321
00:12:33,718 --> 00:12:35,513
WE TRIED TO REASON WITH YOU
322
00:12:35,616 --> 00:12:37,653
BUT YOU
WOULDN'T LISTEN.
323
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:41,657
YOU'LL BE SORRY!
324
00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,006
[ door slams]
325
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,181
CHARLOTTE, DO YOU THINK ANGELICA
326
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:49,803
WAS SERIOUS
WHEN SHE SAID
327
00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,011
"YOU'LL BE SORRY"?
328
00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:52,806
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
329
00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:55,015
SHE'S THREE,
WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO?
330
00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,189
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
331
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,778
WE'VE RAISED
SUCH A CLEVER LITTLE GIRL
332
00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:00,918
WHO KNOWS WHAT
SHE'S CAPABLE OF?
333
00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,057
GET SOME SLEEP.
334
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,507
WE'LL ALL FEEL BETTER
IN THE MORNING.
335
00:13:04,611 --> 00:13:05,819
OKAY, CHAR.
336
00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:08,477
IT'S NOT FAIR, CYNTHIA.
337
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,583
THE GROWNUPS ALWAYS GET
TO DECIDE EVERYTHING.
338
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:15,104
ALL THEY DO IS BOSS ME AROUND
LIKE I'M A KID OR SOMETHING.
339
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,381
I'M THREE YEARS OLD.
340
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:18,073
Are you getting
a raw deal?
341
00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:20,282
Is your boss
treating you unfairly?
342
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:23,561
Perhaps a family problem
cries out for mediation?
343
00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:25,218
THE LAST ONE-- THE FAMILY THING.
344
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:29,291
Don't wait-- call us at the law
offices of F. Lee Barnum & Sons.
345
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:30,637
We'll fight for you!
346
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,708
HMM.
347
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,815
[ huffing, rattling]
348
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:37,368
[ doorbell rings]
349
00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:39,025
WHO COULD THAT BE?
350
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:43,719
HELLO, I'M HERE FOR
A MISS ANGELICA C. PICKLES.
351
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,375
AND YOU ARE...?
352
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:45,410
F. LEE BARNUM
353
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:46,791
AN ATTORNEY?
I'M AN ATTORNEY.
354
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:49,552
YEAH, I'VE BEEN ENGAGED
BY MISS PICKLES TO HANDLE
355
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,209
SOME DOMESTIC
LEGAL MATTERS.
356
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:52,624
YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.
357
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:55,696
ANGELICA'S A LITTLE GIRL--
SHE CAN'T HIRE AN ATTORNEY.
358
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,043
I'LL DETERMINE THAT.
359
00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,596
HI, MR. LAWYER,
COME IN.
360
00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,391
ANGELICA,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
361
00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:01,668
I'M SUING YOU.
362
00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:02,911
SUING ME?
363
00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:03,912
MORE TEA?
364
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,845
THANK YOU.
365
00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:07,605
LET ME GET RIGHT
TO THE POINT
366
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:08,537
MISS PICKLES.
367
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,159
OUR CASE RESTS ON ESTABLISHING
368
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:13,093
WITHHOLDING A SECOND HELPING
OF DESSERT CONSTITUTES...
369
00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:15,199
YEAH, YEAH,
SKIP THE FANCY TALK.
370
00:14:15,302 --> 00:14:16,234
BOTTOM LINE?
371
00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:17,511
VERY WELL. I THINK
372
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,686
I CAN GET
YOUR PARENTS KICKED OUT.
373
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:20,549
COOL!
374
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,999
IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT
375
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:25,278
I THINK I CAN GET A CHILDHOOD
SELF-CARE ANNUITY, TOO.
376
00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:26,072
HUH?
377
00:14:26,175 --> 00:14:27,142
MONEY, MISS PICKLES
378
00:14:27,245 --> 00:14:29,696
LOTS OF MONEY,
FOR BOTH OF US.
379
00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:32,285
NOW YOU'RE TALKING
MY LANGUAGE.
380
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,011
Charlotte:
ANGELICA, HONEY.
381
00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,254
YES?
382
00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:38,636
I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
THIS LAWSUIT.
383
00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,569
TOO LATE FOR TALK NOW, MOMMY.
384
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,296
I TRIED TO REASON,
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.
385
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,573
LET'S GET ICE CREAM
386
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,644
AND TELL ME
WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU.
387
00:14:46,747 --> 00:14:48,128
THAT'S AWFUL NICE,
MOMMY
388
00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:50,337
BUT ON COUNSEL'S ADVICE,
I DECLINE.
389
00:14:50,441 --> 00:14:53,271
ANGELICA, STOP THIS NONSENSE
OR I'M GOING TO...
390
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:56,999
CAREFUL, DON'T SAY ANYTHING YOU
DON'T WANT REPEATED IN COURT.
391
00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:58,173
NOW, LISTEN!
392
00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:00,589
UH, UH, UH, THE TAPE'S ROLLING.
393
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,246
UH... BUT...
394
00:15:02,349 --> 00:15:03,592
OH!
395
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,765
[ grunts]
396
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,595
DREW, CALL
OUR ATTORNEY!
397
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,253
WE'RE GOING TO THE MAT
ON THIS ONE.
398
00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:11,082
Drew:
YOU THINK SHE HAS A CASE?
399
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:12,290
I'M AFRAID SO.
400
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:15,086
I STRONGLY ADVISE
YOU SETTLE OUT OF COURT.
401
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,087
A SETTLEMENT?!
402
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:17,744
HE'S RIGHT, LET'S END THIS
403
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,366
AS PAINLESSLY AS POSSIBLE.
404
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:20,954
OH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
405
00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:23,094
ANGELICA'S LAWYER
FAXED ME THEIR DEMANDS.
406
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,095
SHALL I READ THEM?
407
00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:26,132
WELL, SURE, HOW BAD CAN THEY BE?
408
00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:28,582
1] DESSERT ON DEMAND
24 HOURS A DAY;
409
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:32,448
2] OFFICIAL PRESENT-GIVING DAYS,
WHENEVER ANGELICA WANTS;
410
00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:35,106
3] A MR. X EXPLODING
SMASH-UP DOLL;
411
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,039
4] A COMMANDER BILL
DESERT STORM FLAMETHROWER;
412
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:38,696
5] A PONY; 6]...
413
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,733
I WON'T BE PUSHED AROUND
BY MY OWN DAUGHTER!
414
00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:45,185
VERY WELL,
WE PREPARE FOR COURT.
415
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:48,533
Meanwhile, all of America
remains riveted by the case
416
00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:51,364
OF ANGELICA PICKLES,
THE CHARMING LITTLE GIRL
417
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,331
suing her parents for divorce.
418
00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:54,712
We go there live.
419
00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:57,611
Reporter:
Do you really think
you have a case?
420
00:15:57,715 --> 00:16:01,201
OF COURSE WE DO-- THIS GIRL
HAS BEEN SEVERELY MISTREATED.
421
00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:02,996
BUT AREN'T YOU
CONTRIBUTING
422
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,687
TO DECLINING
FAMILY VALUES?
423
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:05,861
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
424
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,725
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
425
00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,037
MS. REPORTER, MA'AM
426
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,246
I'M NOT A BAD KID,
I'M REALLY NOT.
427
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:12,419
ALL I EVER WANTED
428
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,525
WAS A LITTLE ICE CREAM
429
00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,216
MAYBE A TOY HERE OR THERE.
430
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,806
DOESN'T EVERY THREE-YEAR-OLD
HAVE A RIGHT TO SOME KINDNESS?
431
00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:24,224
AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME
FEEL LIKE I'M A BAD GUY?
432
00:16:24,328 --> 00:16:25,881
WHEN WILL IT ALL END?
433
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,988
[ sobbing]
434
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,991
[ all laughing]
435
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,616
Look, it's the parents!
436
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:38,273
Reporter:
Mr. and Mrs. Pickles
437
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:41,172
how does it feel being
the world's meanest parents?
438
00:16:41,276 --> 00:16:42,760
My clients
have no comment.
439
00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:45,556
Did you tell her once
she couldn't watch cartoons?
440
00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:46,557
No comment.
441
00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:48,110
ORDER, ORDER, THIS COURT
442
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:49,629
IS NOW IN SESSION.
443
00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:51,872
MR. BARNUM,
PLEASE CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS.
444
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:54,634
I CALL TO THE STAND
MRS. CHARLOTTE PICKLES.
445
00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:56,705
NOW, MRS. PICKLES
446
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,810
IS IT NOT TRUE
THAT ON AUGUST 3
447
00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:01,503
YOU SERVED YOUR
THREE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
448
00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,815
A LARGE PIECE OF BROCCOLI
FOR DINNER?
449
00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:06,335
DEPENDS ON WHAT
YOU CONSIDER LARGE.
450
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,750
I'D SAY IT WAS SMALL.
451
00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,683
MRS. PICKLES,
LET'S NOT QUIBBLE
452
00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:10,822
OVER SERVING SIZE.
453
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,686
SEEMS TO ME
YOU'RETHE ONE
454
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,274
QUIBBLING,MR. BARNUM.
455
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:15,517
[ laughter]
456
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,174
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION,
MRS. PICKLES.
457
00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:18,934
WHAT QUESTION WAS THAT,
MR. BARNUM?
458
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,316
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT
SERVE YOUR DAUGHTER
459
00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:23,180
A DISGUSTING PIECE OF BROCCOLI?
460
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:26,804
I SERVED MY DAUGHTER BROCCOLI
BUT IT WASN'T DISGUSTING.
461
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:29,703
IT WAS A HEALTHY, TASTY,
NUTRITIOUS VEGETABLE
462
00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:30,980
RICH IN VITAMIN C.
463
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,845
ANY SELF-RESPECTING PARENT
WOULD DO THE SAME.
464
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:34,846
OBJECTION!
465
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,365
I'M DOING
THE QUESTIONING.
466
00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:37,435
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
467
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,092
YOU'RE DOING
A LOUSY JOB--
468
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:40,438
MAKING HER LOOK GOOD.
469
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,474
HOW DARE YOU!
470
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:42,544
I'M A SKILLED ATTORNEY
471
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:43,786
WITH MONTHS' EXPERIENCE.
472
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:44,684
YOUR HIGHNESS
473
00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:45,926
I'M DISMISSING MY LAWYER
474
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,204
FOR GROSS INCONTINENCE.
475
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:48,032
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
476
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:49,068
I'D RATHER QUIT
477
00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:50,552
THAN REPRESENT A BRAT.
478
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,761
YOUR MAJESTY,
IF IT PLEASES THE CORPSE
479
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,314
I'LL ACT AS MY OWN LAWYER.
480
00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:56,799
WELL, I MUST ADMIT
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
481
00:17:56,903 --> 00:17:59,112
A THREE-YEAR-OLD
REPRESENTING HERSELF
482
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:01,494
BUT THERE'S
NO PRECEDENT AGAINST IT.
483
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:02,978
SEE YOU LATER, BUSTER.
484
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,945
BACK TO CHASING
AMBULANCES FOR YOU.
485
00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:07,741
Judge:
LET THE RECORDS SHOW
MISS PICKLES DISMISSED
486
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,812
HER ATTORNEY
AND WILL REPRESENT HERSELF.
487
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,331
YOU MAY PROCEED.
488
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,988
THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.
489
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,059
FOR MY NEXT WITLESS, I CALL...
490
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:16,992
MISS CYNTHIA PICKLES!
491
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,407
[ murmuring]
492
00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:20,720
WHO'S THAT?
YOU DON'T WANT
TO KNOW.
493
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:23,550
NOW, CYNTHIA...
494
00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:24,827
OBJECTION!
495
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,864
YOUR HONOR,
AS AN INANIMATE OBJECT
496
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,831
THAT DOLL'S TESTIMONY
IS INADMISSIBLE.
497
00:18:28,935 --> 00:18:30,523
I REALIZE IT'S UNORTHODOX
498
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,008
BUT I'M GOING TO LET
THE DOLL TESTIFY.
499
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,527
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
500
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,598
I AMSERIOUS, MR. HERSHOWITZ.
501
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:39,187
AND IF YOU IMPUGN
MY INTEGRITY AGAIN
502
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:41,396
I'LL HOLD YOU
IN CONTEMPT.
503
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:45,710
MISS PICKLES, PLEASE PROCEED.
504
00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:47,126
THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.
505
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:50,198
NOW, CYNTHIA, WOULD YOU PLEASE
506
00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:53,718
TELL THE COURT IN YOUR OWN WORDS
WHAT HAPPENED?
507
00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:55,064
[ silence]
508
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,411
[ chairs creaking]
509
00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:58,413
WHAT'S THAT, CYNTHIA?
510
00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,759
CYNTHIA SAYS
511
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,899
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME
EAT BROCCOLI
512
00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:03,970
ALTHOUGH THEY KNEW
IT TASTED YUCKY.
513
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:06,283
I SAID POLITELY
THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO
514
00:19:06,386 --> 00:19:09,148
AND THEY SENT ME TO MY ROOM
WITHOUT DESSERT.
515
00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:10,045
OBJECTION.
516
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,081
OVERRULED! LET THE CUTE GIRL
517
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,773
FINISH HER STORY, OKAY?
518
00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,050
[ groans]
519
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,983
NOW LET'S RETURN TO FEBRUARY 7.
520
00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:19,123
AS YOU EXPLAINED,
ANGELICA PICKLES
521
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:21,056
WAS INNOCENTLY WATCHING CARTOONS
522
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,609
MINDING HER OWN BUSINESS.
523
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:24,335
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
524
00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:27,787
MR. ZEBRA SAYS MY DADDY
TURNED OFF THE TV
525
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,824
AND TOLD ME I'D BEEN WATCHING
TOO MUCH CARTOONS.
526
00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:32,826
[ crowd gasps]THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
527
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,932
DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL GET OUR TURN.
528
00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:39,247
NOW, ANGELICA, DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE A GOODLITTLE GIRL?
529
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,145
I THINK THAT'S
FOR THE COURT
530
00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:42,422
TO DECIDE, DON'T YOU?
531
00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:45,253
ANGELICA, DO YOU EVER DO
AS YOUR PARENTS SAY?
532
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:46,771
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
533
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,773
ANSWER
YES OR NO.
YES OR NO.
534
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:50,258
ANGELICA, ANSWER THE QUESTION.
535
00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:51,707
ANGELICA, ANSWER THE QUESTION.
536
00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:52,674
ARE YOU MIMICKING ME?
537
00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:53,640
ARE YOU MIMICKING ME?
538
00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:54,883
YOU'RE IN A COURT OF LAW.
539
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,333
YOU'RE IN A COURT OF LAW.
540
00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:57,437
STOP IT!
541
00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,783
STOP IT!
542
00:19:58,887 --> 00:19:59,991
[ general laughter]
543
00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:02,062
YOUR HONOR,
PLEASE MAKE HER ANSWER.
544
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,582
MAYBE IF YOU'D ASK
A LITTLE MORE NICELY
545
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:05,756
SHE'D ANSWER.
546
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:08,068
NOW, SWEETIE,
WOULD YOU PLEASE ANSWER
547
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,139
THE MEAN OLD
LAWYER'S QUESTION?
548
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,177
OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTY,
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
549
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,144
rNOW, ONCE AGAIN,
ANGELICA
550
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,113
DO YOU DO WHAT YOUR PARENTS
TELL YOU?
551
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,252
OH, OF COURSE--
552
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:21,841
I ALWAYS LISTEN
TO MY MOMMY AND DADDY.
553
00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,014
[ laughter]
554
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:26,052
YOUR HONOR, I HAVE
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
555
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,849
NOW, DADDY, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I WANTED
556
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:31,195
FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
557
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,611
YOU HAD A VERY LONG LIST.
THERE WAS...
558
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:34,750
DON'T GET CUTE!
559
00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:37,063
WHAT ONE THING DID I WANT MOST?
560
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,652
I THINK A BIG TRAIN
FROM THE TOY PALACE
561
00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:41,170
YOU CAN RIDE AROUND IN.
562
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,138
YOU THINKIT WAS A BIG TRAIN?
563
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,484
OKAY, A BIG TRAIN.
564
00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:46,486
BUT YOU DIDN'T GET IT, DID YOU?
565
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:47,591
WELL, I...
566
00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:49,765
DID YOU GET THE TRAIN?
567
00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:51,388
YOUR HONOR, I DON'T SEE...
568
00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:53,424
ANSWER YOUR DAUGHTER'S QUESTION.
569
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,668
I DIDN'T GET YOU THE TRAIN.
570
00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,014
WHAT WAS THAT?
571
00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:59,775
[ loudly]:
I DIDN'T GET YOU
THE TRAIN!
572
00:20:59,879 --> 00:21:01,743
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JERKY
573
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:02,744
YOU HEARD IT.
574
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,090
I DON'T ASK A LOT.
575
00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:05,402
BUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
576
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:07,956
MY ONE BIRTHDAY
OUT OF THE WHOLE YEAR
577
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,510
I ASKED FOR A TRAIN,
AND DID I GET IT?
578
00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:11,753
NO.
579
00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:12,788
[ crowd groans]
580
00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:14,618
BUT THE TOY STORE WAS OUT.
581
00:21:14,721 --> 00:21:17,759
MR. PICKLES, I RARELY
EDITORIALIZE LIKE THIS
582
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,416
BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY
583
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:22,936
THAT I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
584
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,110
[ cheers and applause]
585
00:21:24,213 --> 00:21:25,629
YOUR HONOR, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
586
00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:28,287
THIS COURTROOM
IS A THREE-RING CIRCUS.
587
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:30,875
I ONLY ASKED MY DAUGHTER
TO EAT BROCCOLI.
588
00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,705
I WAS BEING A GOOD FATHER.
589
00:21:32,808 --> 00:21:34,948
MR. PICKLES,
YOU'RE IN CONTEMPT!
590
00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:37,917
ONE MORE WORD
AND YOU'LL BE ESCORTED OUT.
591
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,643
THOUGH UNUSUAL,
WE JURORS FEEL
592
00:21:39,746 --> 00:21:41,472
WE DON'T NEED TO DELIBERATE.
593
00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:43,854
WE AWARD ANGELICA PICKLES
ALL DEMANDS
594
00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:46,546
INCLUDING POSSESSION
OF THE HOUSE
595
00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:48,410
AND ALL
HER PARENTS' ASSETS.
596
00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:50,343
THIS... ISN'T HAPPENING.
597
00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:52,897
I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD FATHER.
598
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:56,763
BAILIFF, HAVE THIS MAN REMOVED
FROM MY COURT AND LOCKED UP!
599
00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:59,904
NO, I'M A GOOD FATHER,
I'M A GOOD FATHER.
600
00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:00,974
I'M A GOOD FATHER.
601
00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:02,148
I'M A GOOD FATHER.
602
00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:04,323
ORDER, ORDER
603
00:22:04,426 --> 00:22:05,427
I DEMAND ORDER.
604
00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:07,326
I'M A GOOD FATHER.
605
00:22:07,429 --> 00:22:08,672
[ mumbling]
606
00:22:08,775 --> 00:22:10,156
HUH? A DREAM...
607
00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:12,158
IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
608
00:22:12,261 --> 00:22:13,262
CHARLOTTE, WAKE UP.
609
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,851
HUH? DREW, IT'S 3:00
IN THE MORNING.
610
00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:16,956
WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
611
00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:19,061
ANGELICA WAS MAD
ABOUT THE BROCCOLI
612
00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:21,270
AND SUED US
TO TAKE THE HOUSE AWAY...
613
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,652
DREW, IT WAS A DREAM--
GO BACK TO SLEEP.
614
00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:27,518
YEAH, I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE
A PEEK AND SEE HOW SHE'S DOING.
615
00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:30,970
[ yawns]
616
00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:32,420
HI, DADDY.
617
00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:33,490
HI, SWEETIE.
618
00:22:33,593 --> 00:22:35,077
OH, DADDY, I'M SORRY
619
00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:36,493
I WAS A BAD GIRL.
620
00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:38,287
NO, HONEY, ISHOULD BE SORRY.
621
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:41,152
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED
TO MAKE YOU EAT BROCCOLI.
622
00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:42,878
FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN TRY
623
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:45,018
THE FOODS
YOU'RE READY TO TRY.
624
00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:47,020
OH, DADDY,
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
625
00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:48,367
[ chuckles softly]
626
00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:50,161
NOW SLEEP TIGHT,
PRINCESS.
627
00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:59,516
HEH, HEH, WORKS EVERY TIME.
628
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:09,388
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629
00:23:09,491 --> 00:23:12,908
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