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[ snoring]
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[ gasps]
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[ kids laughing]
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
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[ gurgling]
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Grandpa:
DAGNABIT...
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WHERE'S THAT BALL?
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I MIGHT AS WELL FORFEIT
RIGHT HERE AND NOW
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IF I DON'T FIND MY LUCKY BALL.
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THERE IT IS.
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THANKS, SCOUT.
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NOW, WHERE DID I PUT
MY BOWLING SHOES?
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AH, THERE YOU ARE.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
POP SO WORKED UP
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ABOUT A BOWLING
TOURNAMENT.
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DEED, THIS IS
THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
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I DON'T THINK
ALL THIS EXCITEMENT IS GOOD
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FOR A MAN HIS AGE.
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MAN MY AGE?
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I'M JUST A PUP NEXT
TO "STRIKE" MAXWELL.
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HE'S BEEN SENIOR CHAMP
SINCE I WAS A KID.
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HOW OLD CAN
THIS GUY BE?
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I ALMOST BEAT HIM ONCE.
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IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO.
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STRIKE WAS LEADING
BY SIX PINS AND I...
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TIME TO REMINISCE
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IF YOU WANT
TO GET THERE
ON TIME.
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WOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN
IN A BOWLING ALLEY
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SINCE I WAS SECOND
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IN THE JUNIOR HIGH
BOWL-OFF.
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YOU COULD'VE
COME IN FIRST.
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I TOLD YOU--
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I DON'T BELIEVE
IN CHANTING MANTRAS.
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ZEN BOWLING--
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IT WOULD'VE WORKED THEN
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AND IT'S GOING TO WORK NOW.
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WHERE IS THIS
PLACE, TOMMY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I THINK
IT'S A GARAGE.
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I THINK
IT'S A CAVE.
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I THINK IT'S A
EARTHQUAKE FACTORY.
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A EARTHQUAKE
FACTORY!
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OH, BROTHER.
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YOU BABIES
ARE SO DUMB.
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I'M SURPRISED YOU KNOW
WHICH END OF THE BOTTLE TO SUCK.
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IT'S A BOWLING ALLEY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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A BOWLING ALLEY IS WHERE
OLD PEOPLE PUT ON CLOWN SHOES
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AND THROW BIG BOULDERS
AT MILK BOTTLES
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SO THEY CAN GET A CHAMPION CHIP.
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CHAMPION CHIP?
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WHAT'S A CHAMPION CHIP?
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A CHAMPION CHIP IS A GIANT
CHOCOLATE CHIP ONLY BIGGER.
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IT'S THE BIGGEST, CHOCOLATIEST,
BESTEST CHOCOLATE CHIP
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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Babies:
WOW.
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BROTHER, THESE BABIES
DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
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THE BIGGEST
CHOCOLATE CHIP
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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LET'S GET IT.
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Both:
YEAH.
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OKAY, KIDS, OFF
TO THE NURSERY.
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BYE-BYE, TOMMY.
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BYE KIDS.
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BE GOOD FOR THE NICE
BABY-SITTER, OKAY?
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DON'T WORRY--
I'VE BEEN TRAINED
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IN ALL THE
LATEST HIGH-TECH
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CHILD CARE STRATEGIES.
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THAT IS SO REASSURING.
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BYE-BYE, KIDS.
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BYE, AUNT DIDI.
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SEE YOU SOON.
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LET'S GET A COUPLE
OF THINGS STRAIGHT.
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NUMBER ONE, I'M NOT A BABY.
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NUMBER TWO, YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY!
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AND NUMBER THREE...
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[ fanfare and circus music]
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Hello, boys and girls.
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My name is Jelly Bear
and I'm happy.
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Are you happy, too?
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I'm happy, Jelly Bear.
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I'm the happiest bear
in all of Dummi Land.
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Happy, happy, happy!
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All:
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.
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♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG ♪
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♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG... ♪
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NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
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LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE
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AND FIND THAT
CHOCOLATE CHIP.
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MUST BE HAPPY.
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HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.
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OH, NO, CHUCKIE, WE GOT TO GET
PHIL AND LIL OUT OF HERE FAST.
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CHUCKIE?
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CHUCKIE?
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[ slowly]:
MUST STAY HERE.
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MUST WATCH BEARS.
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FIGHT IT, GUYS
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OR YOU'LL
BE HYPNOTIZED.
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[ groaning]
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[ rattling]
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THANKS, TOMMY.
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IT ALMOST GOT ME.
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COME ON, WE GOT
TO GO FIND THAT CHIP.
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♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG ♪
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♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY... ♪
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[ slowly]:
SING A HAPPY, HAPPY SONG.
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LET THE BALL BE AN
EXTENSION OF YOUR ARM.
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LET IT FLOW OFF
YOUR FINGERTIPS
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LIKE DROPS
OF RAINWATER.
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HEY, POP, WHERE'S
THE OTHER GUY?
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LOOKS LIKE OLD STRIKE MAXWELL
KNEW HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
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[ chortling]
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WELL, IF IT AIN'T
"GUTTERBALL" PICKLES.
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ARE YOU THE
BEST CHALLENGER
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THIS BURG
CAN COUGH UP?
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WHY, I'D HAVE THOUGHT
YOU'D HAVE LEARNED
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YOUR LESSON
15 YEARS AGO.
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YOU REMEMBER
15 YEARS AGO
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DON'T YOU, PICKLES?
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I TRY NOT TO LIVE
IN THE PAST, MAXWELL.
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LET'S BOWL.
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YUCK.
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THIS ISN'T
A CHOCOLATE CHIP.
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OKAY, POP.
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YOU'RE FIRST.
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BE ONE WITH THE BALL.
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[ cheering]
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BEEN PRACTICING,
EH, PICKLES?
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Lil:
LOOK, CLOWN SHOES.
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Phil:
MAYBE THEY'LL SEND
IN THE CLOWNS.
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DON'T BOTHER.
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THEY'RE HERE.
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[ muttering:]
YOU ARE ONE
LUCKY GUY.
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WOW, A GIANT CANDY DISH.
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THAT MUST BE WHERE THEY KEEP IT.
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CHIP?
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CHIP?
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YES!
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[ gasps]
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AW, TOO BAD,
PICKLES.
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THEM'S THE BREAKS.
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WE DIDN'T
FIND IT.
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WE LOOKED
EVERYWHERE.
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IT'S NO USE, TOMMY.
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WE MIGHT AS WELL GO BACK.
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Man:
Fools, cowards!
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Do you have what it takes
to win the championship?
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A CHIP-- HE'S TALKING
ABOUT THE CHAMPION CHIP.
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WHO'S TALKING?
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HIM.
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Win the championship.
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Defeat the terrifying
cave monster.
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CAVE MONSTER?
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Only the brave dare enter
the cave of mystery.
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THE CAVE OF MISERY?
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WHAT CAVE OF MISERY?
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THAT CAVE OF MISERY.
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COME ON.
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OKAY, POP.
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YOU'RE NECK IN NECK.
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YOU JUST GOT
TO HANG IN THERE.
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LET'S HAVE A DEEP
CLEANSING BREATH--
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IN AND OUT.
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I CAN'T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER.
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PICKLES IS PLAYING BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT.
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SIGNAL ED TO GO AHEAD
WITH PLAN "B."
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THE SIGNAL.
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I JUST HOPE THEY GET
THIS GAME OVER WITH SOON.
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I'M GETTING THE CREEPS
BACK HERE.
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Maxwell:
GOT TO PUT A LITTLE MUSCLE
BEHIND THAT BALL, PICKLES.
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[ machines rumbling
and squealing]
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[ screaming]
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[ groaning]
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SEE, CHUCKIE.
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NO MONSTERS.
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OH, YEAH?
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WHO'S THAT?
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[ all gasp]
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Babies:
A CAVE MONSTER.
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WE GOT TO
GET PAST HIM
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SO WE CAN GET
THE CHAMPION CHIP.
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BUT, BUT...
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[ sadly]:
♪ SING A HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY SONG. ♪
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WELL, LOOKS LIKE
THIS GAME IS MINE.
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HA!
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I HAVE NOT YET
BEGUN TO BOWL.
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SEE, CHUCKIE, NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF.
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[ screams]
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[ all gasp]
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THERE'S SOMETHING UP THERE,
I TELL YOU.
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HMM.
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I DIDN'T DO IT.
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I WAS A PATSY.
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SUDDENLY, IT ALL
MAKES SENSE.
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ALL THESE YEARS
YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING.
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THOSE FINAL FRAMES,
15 YEARS AGO.
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POP, CAN WE FINISH
THIS GAME SOON?
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UNDEFEATED FOR
20 YEARS, HUH?
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WELL, NOW I'M
GOING TO BEAT YOU
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00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:14,027
FAIR AND SQUARE.
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00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:27,557
I'M HAPPY.
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00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,629
ARE YOU HAPPY?
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00:10:29,732 --> 00:10:35,427
♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG... ♪
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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WE CRAWL HALFWAY
AROUND THE WORLD
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NEARLY GET EATEN BY
A GIANT CAVE MONSTER
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AND DON'T EVEN
GET BACK IN TIME
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TO SEE THE END
OF THE MOVIE.
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00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:46,473
WHAT'S WRONG,
TOMMY?
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00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:48,544
WHY DO YOU
LOOK SO SAD?
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I JUST REALLY WANTED
TO GET THAT CHIP.
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THAT'S ALL.
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00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:57,933
Crowd:
PICKLES, PICKLES, PICKLES!
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PARTY AT MY HOUSE.
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00:11:00,211 --> 00:11:02,489
All:
PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!
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00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:03,835
PARTY?
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00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:05,285
POP, WAIT A SECOND.
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00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:13,742
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MAN
WOULD STOOP TO CHEATING
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00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,088
JUST TO WIN A MATCH.
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00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:17,331
POP, WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN YOU TWO?
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OH, NO.
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00:11:18,885 --> 00:11:21,750
I'VE BEEN ONLY TRYING TO TELL
YOU FOLKS ALL NIGHT
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BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.
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TELL US NOW, POP.
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I'M ALL EARS.
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00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,170
YOU KNOW, I DON'T FEEL
LIKE TELLING YOU NOW.
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00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,930
POP, WE WANT
TO HEAR.
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ALL I HAVE LEFT
ARE MY MEMORIES--
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THEM AND THIS TROPHY.
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THAT WAS THE BESTEST
CHOCOLATE-CHIP CAKE I EVER HAD.
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HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY.
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MUST WATCH BEARS.
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00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:50,882
MUST WATCH BEARS.
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00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:07,036
[ humming]
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ANGELICA!
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00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,148
[ gasps]
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00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:17,012
OH, HELLO, DADDY.
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00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:18,979
ANGELICA, WHAT
DID DADDY SAY
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00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,912
ABOUT PLAYING
IN HIS STUDY?
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00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:21,844
HMM...
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00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:22,638
DADDY TOLD YOU
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00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,846
NOT TO PLAY IN HERE!
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00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,848
DIDN'T DADDY
EXPLAIN TO YOU
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ABOUT 100 TIMES
HOW IMPORTANT HIS PAPERS ARE?
245
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,266
YES, DADDY.
246
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:31,854
I'M SO SORRY.
247
00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:33,200
I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
248
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:34,477
I PROMISE.
249
00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:37,032
ANGELICA, IT'S NOT
GOING TO WORK THIS TIME.
250
00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:38,481
[ sighs]
251
00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:41,174
OKAY, I'M REALLY,
REALLY SORRY, DADDY, DEAR
252
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,279
AND I PROMISE
I'LL NEVER, EVER...
253
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,868
YOU'RE NOT BEING
SINCERE, YOUNG LADY.
254
00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:47,697
THIS TIME YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
255
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,216
OH, DADDY,
YOU'RE SILLY.
256
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,700
I CAN'T BE IN TROUBLE.
257
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,910
I'M ANGELICA,
YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER--
258
00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:54,704
YOUR PRINCESS,
YOUR CUPCAKE.
259
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,742
YOUR LITTLE
TAX SHELTER.
260
00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:00,296
AND YOU'RE GOING TO
STAY IN YOUR ROOM!
261
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,988
BUT DADDY...
262
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:04,680
STAY HERE AND THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
263
00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:06,716
WELL, I DID IT.
264
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,339
I ACTUALLY DID IT.
265
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:09,789
I DISCIPLINED
ANGELICA.
266
00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:12,032
I HOPE YOU WEREN'T
TOO HARD ON HER.
267
00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:15,001
OH, NO-- OUR DAUGHTER'S
A FAIRLY MATURE GIRL.
268
00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:16,796
I THINK SHE'LL
TAKE IT WELL.
269
00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:18,694
[ breaking glass]
270
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,627
IT'S NOR FAIR!
271
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:25,287
IT'S NOT FAIR!!
272
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,565
[ gasping for air]
273
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,638
WAIT A MINUTE.
274
00:13:31,741 --> 00:13:32,742
I KNOW.
275
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,917
I'LL RUN AWAY.
276
00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:36,298
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
277
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:39,646
THEN THEY'LL BE SORRY
THEY PUNISHED ME.
278
00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:48,275
CHARLOTTE, SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH THE FAX MACHINE!
279
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:52,141
Charlotte:
USE THE ONE
IN THE BEDROOM!
280
00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:53,625
IF IT WERE
MY DECISION
281
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,455
YOU KNOW WHAT
I WOULD SAY.
282
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:56,559
I AM TELLING YOU
283
00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:58,699
THE JUNK BOND MARKET
IS COMING BACK
284
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:01,185
AND I FOR ONE INTEND TO BE
IN A POSITION
285
00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:02,807
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
286
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,225
[ car alarm beeps]
287
00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:20,549
AH, THE OPEN ROAD.
288
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,378
WE MADE IT, CYNTHIA.
289
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,449
SWEET FREEDOM.
290
00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:27,418
Man:
Can I have your next position
after Hurley?
291
00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,627
UH-OH, THE COPS.
292
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:32,078
ACT NATURAL.
293
00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:38,774
PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
294
00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:42,467
[ brakes screeching]
295
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,712
HI, KID.
296
00:14:45,815 --> 00:14:46,644
WHATCHA DOING?
297
00:14:46,747 --> 00:14:47,956
RUNNING AWAY.
298
00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:48,957
OH.
299
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,199
WHERE DID YOU...
300
00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:51,304
DON'T TOUCH THE CAR.
301
00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:52,132
SORRY.
302
00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:53,168
I RAN AWAY ONCE.
303
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:54,824
WHY DON'T YOU
GO TO THE PARK?
304
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,688
THAT'S WHERE MOST
OF THE KIDS GO.
305
00:14:56,792 --> 00:15:00,037
I WOULD, ONLY I'M NOT
ALLOWED TO CROSS THE STREET.
306
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:08,908
I WONDER WHAT TOMMY AND HIS
LITTLE BABY FRIENDS ARE DOING.
307
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:13,740
I'M HUNGRY.
308
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:16,156
COME ON, CYNTHIA,
LET'S GET SOME CHOW.
309
00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:20,298
IT'S REALLY GETTING LATE.
310
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:24,061
I MUST'VE BEEN RUNNED AWAY
FOR 20 MINUTES BY NOW.
311
00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:27,029
I BET MOMMY AND DADDY
ARE REAL WORRIED.
312
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,375
[ laughs spitefully]
313
00:15:28,479 --> 00:15:29,929
[ car alarm beeps]
314
00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:35,658
WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
315
00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:36,659
I DON'T KNOW.
316
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:37,833
WANT TO
PLAY REPTAR?
317
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,868
Twins:
OKAY.
318
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,353
I'M REPTAR.
319
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:41,561
NO, I'M REPTAR.
320
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:43,873
YOU ALWAYS GET TO
BE REPTAR, LILLIAN.
321
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,047
UH-UH--
322
00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:47,394
YOU WERE REPTAR
LAST TIME, PHILLIP.
323
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,155
ONE OF YOU
CAN BE REPTAR
324
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:51,709
AND ONE OF YOU
CAN BE BABY REPTAR.
325
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:53,262
Both:
OKAY.
326
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:54,298
I'M REPTAR.
327
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:56,058
NO, I'M REPTAR.
328
00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:57,646
Phil:
YOU'RE BABY REPTAR.
329
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,475
Lil:
NO, YOU'RE BABY REPTAR.
330
00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:00,511
[ rustling]
331
00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:01,615
WHAT WAS THAT?
332
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,273
SOMETHING IN THE BUSHES.
333
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:05,447
MIGHT BE A MONSTER.
334
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:06,620
I'M SCARED, TOMMY.
335
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:08,519
SOMEBODY BETTER
GO AND SEE.
336
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:12,557
GO SEE
WHAT IT IS.
337
00:16:12,661 --> 00:16:14,249
YOU GO,
YOU'RE REPTAR.
338
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:15,698
Lil:
NO, YOU'RE REPTAR.
339
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:16,906
YOU ARE, LILLIAN.
340
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,530
COME ON, WE'LL ALL GO.
341
00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:24,984
IT BETTER NOT BE
A MONSTER, TOMMY.
342
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,882
UH... HELLO.
343
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,366
IS SOMEBODY IN THERE?
344
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,059
[ screams]
345
00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:32,715
IT'S WORSE
THAN A MONSTER!
346
00:16:32,819 --> 00:16:33,820
IT'S ANGELICA!
347
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:35,649
YOU BABIES ARE SO DUMB.
348
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:38,238
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS MONSTERS.
349
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:40,344
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
ANGELICA?
350
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:42,656
AND HOW COME YOU'RE
HIDING IN A BUSH?
351
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,280
SHH, NOT SO LOUD.
352
00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:47,282
I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME.
353
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:48,628
RUNNING AWAY?
354
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:51,458
WON'T YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY
BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU?
355
00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:53,736
OF COURSE THEY'LL
BE WORRIED ABOUT ME.
356
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,911
THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON
I RAN AWAY.
357
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017
NOW THEY'LL LEARN
TO APPRECIATE ME
358
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,364
AND THEY'LL NEVER, EVER
PUNISH ME AGAIN.
359
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,021
Both:
WOW.
360
00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:03,160
IF YOU RAN AWAY
361
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,196
ARE YOU GOING TO
LIVE HERE FOREVER?
362
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,439
MAYBE.
363
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:09,028
IF YOU BABIES LET
ANY GROWN-UPS SEE ME
364
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,270
I'LL DO SOMETHING
365
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,720
REALLY, REALLY BAD TO YOU.
366
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,136
I'LL DO
SOMETHING SO BAD...
367
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,000
SO BAD...
SO BAD--
368
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:17,588
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
369
00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,210
UH, OKAY,
ANGELICA.
370
00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:20,177
WE WON'T.
371
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,592
YEAH,
WE PROMISE.
372
00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:25,009
GOOD, NOW GO IN THE KITCHEN
AND GET ME SOME COOKIES.
373
00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:25,837
BUT...
374
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,598
JUST DO IT!
375
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,427
OH, OKAY.
376
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,709
FORGET IT, TOMMY.
377
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:36,952
IT'S TOO HIGH.
378
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,264
YOU'RE RIGHT, CHUCKIE.
379
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:41,163
I GUESS WE CAN'T BRING ANGELICA
ANY COOKIES.
380
00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,578
Phil:
WAIT, TOMMY.
381
00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:44,028
LOOK.
382
00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:52,554
WHERE ARE THEY?
383
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:53,969
HERE, ANGELICA.
384
00:17:58,284 --> 00:17:59,285
MORE!
385
00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,115
MMM...
386
00:18:04,462 --> 00:18:07,189
SAY, TOMMY, THESE
COOKIES ARE VERY GOOD.
387
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,742
YOUR MOTHER MAKE THESE?
388
00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:10,813
NO, THEY'RE FROM A BOX.
389
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,265
A BOX, HUH?
390
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,716
WHAT KIND OF BOX, TOMMY?
391
00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:20,202
THAT BOX WITH
A PICTURE OF A
DOGGIE ON IT.
392
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:22,584
THE ONE BY SPIKE'S BOWL?
393
00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:23,309
UH-HUH.
394
00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,829
YOU DUMB BABIES!
395
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,452
WHAT'S WRONG,
ANGELICA?
396
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:29,901
THESE AREN'T COOKIES.
397
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,420
THEY'RE DOG BISCUITS!
398
00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:33,422
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I AM, A DOG?!
399
00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:36,184
SPIKE LIKES THEM.
400
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,358
OF COURSE SPIKE LIKES THEM.
401
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:39,497
SPIKE'S A DOG!
402
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,774
I LIKE THEM, TOO.
403
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,397
WE EAT THEM
ALL THE TIME.
404
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,501
WHAT DO
YOU KNOW?
405
00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:44,882
YOU'RE BABIES!
406
00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:48,092
GET BACK IN THERE
AND GET ME SOME REAL COOKIES!
407
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,852
AND SOME TATO CHIPS, TOO!
408
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,820
AND SOME FRIED
PORK RINDS!
409
00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:55,134
STUPID BABIES.
410
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:58,413
SNOOKUMS, I'M GOING OVER
TO STU'S FOR A FEW MINUTES.
411
00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,517
Charlotte:
OKAY.
412
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,036
IS ANGELICA
STILL UPSTAIRS?
413
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,314
UH-HUH, I HAVEN'T HEARD
A PEEP OUT OF HER.
414
00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,040
I'LL GO UP AND
CHECK ON HER.
415
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,421
AND DREW?
416
00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:07,836
DON'T CALL
ME SNOOKUMS.
417
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,907
NOTED.
418
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:16,879
ANGELICA?
419
00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:18,087
[ phone ringing]
420
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,020
HELLO.
421
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:23,058
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THE ALBANIAN DEAL FELL THROUGH?
422
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:28,443
[ crunching]
423
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:33,862
ANGELICA?
424
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:34,863
WHAT?
425
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,313
CAN I HAVE
A TATO CHIP?
426
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,348
NO.
427
00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:38,384
NOT EVEN ONE?
428
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:39,971
GET YOUR OWN!
429
00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:44,597
WHY DON'T YOU EAT SOME OF THOSE
DOG BISCUITS YOU LIKE SO MUCH?
430
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,840
YOU ATE THEM ALL.
431
00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:53,813
HEY, YOU GUYS.
432
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,055
IT'S RAINING.
433
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:56,264
WE BETTER GO INSIDE
434
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,575
OR WE'LL
GET ALL WET.
435
00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,853
I'M ALREADY WET.
436
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,338
ME, TOO.
437
00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:02,822
[ both giggling]
438
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:04,755
AREN'T YOU COMING, ANGELICA?
439
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,929
I CAN'T COME
WITH YOU, TOMMY.
440
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,932
IF I GO IN THE HOUSE
YOUR PARENTS WILL SEE ME
441
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:12,245
AND THE WHOLE THING
WILL BE RUINED.
442
00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:13,419
OKAY, BYE.
443
00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:15,006
HOPE YOU DON'T GET WET.
444
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:18,976
YEAH, YEAH, REAL FUNNY...
LITTLE BALD IDIOT.
445
00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:20,702
[ thunder]
446
00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:24,292
NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
447
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:31,678
OH, SPIKE.
448
00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:33,370
[ laughter from TV]
449
00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:35,544
OH, THAT GILLIGAN.
450
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,581
[ TV buzzes]
451
00:20:37,684 --> 00:20:39,721
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT THING?
452
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:41,895
OH, WELL.
453
00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:44,726
[ owl hooting]
454
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,698
I BET THEY'RE REAL WORRIED
ABOUT ME NOW.
455
00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:54,391
THEY'RE PROBABLY CRYING
AND EVERYTHING.
456
00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:57,256
HEY!
457
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,223
THAT'S MY DADDY.
458
00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:01,639
AND HE'S LAUGHING.
459
00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:12,167
WHAT'S GOING ON?
460
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,273
WHAT'S HE
SO HAPPY ABOUT?
461
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:15,377
[ no sound]
462
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:20,831
[ laughter]
463
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,453
IT IS SO NICE
TO GET AWAY
464
00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:25,180
FROM THE
RESPONSIBILITIES
OF PARENTHOOD.
465
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,424
I RUNNED AWAY FROM HOME AND...
466
00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:28,804
AND HE'S HAPPY.
467
00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:33,188
OH, NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
468
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,293
IT'S SO NICE...
469
00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:36,053
[ sobbing]:
DADDY, DADDY.
470
00:21:36,156 --> 00:21:36,950
ANGELICA, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
471
00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:38,366
OH, DADDY
472
00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:39,401
I HEARD YOU.
473
00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:40,471
I HEARD IT ALL.
474
00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:41,817
[ crying]
475
00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:45,373
I'M SORRY I WAS BAD
AND RUNNED AWAY FROM HOME.
476
00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:47,547
I'M SORRY I CUT
UP YOUR PAPERS
477
00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:49,515
AND BROKE YOUR
FAX MACHINE.
478
00:21:49,618 --> 00:21:50,757
I'M SORRY
479
00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:53,519
rAND I PROMISE I'LL
NEVER BE BAD AGAIN.
480
00:21:53,622 --> 00:21:57,316
ONLY PLEASE
TAKE ME BACK.
481
00:21:57,419 --> 00:21:58,524
TAKE YOU BACK?
482
00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:01,078
HONEY, I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW YOU WERE GONE.
483
00:22:01,181 --> 00:22:02,562
YOU DIDN'T?
484
00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:06,394
NO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL
IN YOUR ROOM SAFE AND SOUND.
485
00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:10,225
YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T' EVEN KNOW
I RUNNED AWAY?
486
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,227
I HAD NO IDEA.
487
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,746
OH, BUT SWEETHEART
488
00:22:13,849 --> 00:22:16,783
YOU KNOW YOU'LL
ALWAYS BE MY PRINCESS
489
00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:18,682
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
490
00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:21,063
YOU'RE MY BABY
AND I LOVE YOU.
491
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:23,411
[ sniffling]
492
00:22:23,514 --> 00:22:25,654
I BETTER GET IN TOUCH
WITH CHARLOTTE.
493
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:26,966
SHE MIGHT BE WORRIED.
494
00:22:27,069 --> 00:22:28,243
CAN I USE YOUR FAX?
495
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,244
OF COURSE.
496
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,211
[ sniffling]
497
00:22:32,212 --> 00:22:34,007
Chuckie:
HI, ANGELICA.
498
00:22:34,111 --> 00:22:35,871
WE HEARD IT ALL.
499
00:22:35,975 --> 00:22:37,079
EVERYTHING.
500
00:22:37,183 --> 00:22:40,359
Tommy:
ANGELICA...
501
00:22:40,462 --> 00:22:42,947
DOES THIS MEAN
YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE
502
00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:46,917
AND YOU'LL NEVER BE BAD
OR DO NAUGHTY THINGS EVER AGAIN?
503
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,574
GET REAL.
504
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:57,306
[ laughter from TV]
505
00:23:04,624 --> 00:23:08,594
♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG ♪
506
00:23:08,697 --> 00:23:12,736
[Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
507
00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:16,878
♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG ♪
508
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:21,020
♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG ♪
509
00:23:21,123 --> 00:23:24,126
♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG ♪
510
00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:28,130
♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG ♪
511
00:23:28,234 --> 00:23:32,134
♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY SONG ♪
512
00:23:32,238 --> 00:23:37,174
♪ SING A HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, SONG! ♪
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