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[ snoring]
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[ gasps]
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[ kids laughing]
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
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BLUB, BLUB.
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HEY, KID, I'M A FISH.
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[ giggles]
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BLUB.
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I'M THE
COOLEST FISH
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THIS SIDE OF THE
MISSISSIPPI RIVER.
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DIDI, IT'S TIME
TO PREPARE.
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FOR WHAT, POP?
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ALIENS.
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Didi:
"SOAP QUEEN
WEDS GOATMAN"?
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Pop:
NO, THE OTHER
PAGE.
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THAT THERE'S
A FAMILY
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JUST LIKE OURS.
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ALIENS SUCKED THEM UP
WITH A LASER
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AND KEPT THEM PRISONER
FOR 15 MILLION YEARS.
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WHICH IS 12 SECONDS
IN EARTH TIME.
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OH, COME ON, POP.
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I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT,
EITHER
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BUT THESE ARE
EYEWITNESSES.
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THOSE ALIENS
GOT WEAPONS
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TO BLOW UP PLANETS.
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[ gasps]
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WHILE YOU DEBATE THIS,
I'LL PUT THIS GUY TO BED.
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Didi:
BUT POP...
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[ giggling]
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NIGHT-NIGHT, CHAMP.
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[ giggling]
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Didi:
"DOLPHIN
GROWS ARMS"?
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Pop:
THEM ALIENS
ARE PLANNING
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A FULL-SCALE
INVASION.
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IF WE DON'T PREPARE,
THEY'LL TAKE OVER.
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Didi:
"SCIENTISTS PLOT
TO BLOW UP MOON?"
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Pop:
THEY'RE INVADING
AND THEY'LL START
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BY TAKING US RIGHT
OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS.
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[ crickets chirping]
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[ gasps]
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AH...
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OOOH...
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OH!
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[ whirring]
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[ gasps]
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WOW.
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[ beeping]
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GREETINGS, EARTHLING.
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STUVON, YOU KNOW
HUMANS CAN'T TALK.
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THEY'RE INFERIOR
BEINGS.
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Stuvon:
I FORGOT.
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YOU ALIENS
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ARE ALWAYS FORGETTING.
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NOT THE ROBOT.
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DON'T BE SO SURE
EARTHLINGS ARE DUMB.
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ONE OF THESE DAYS
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THEY MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
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I THOUGHT
HE'D TURN IN
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TO RECHARGE
HIS BATTERIES.
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MY BATTERIES DON'T NEED
A GOLDARN RECHARGE.
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BEEN RUNNING FINE
FOR 15 MILLION YEARS.
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OR WAS IT 14?
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THIS EARTHLING GOES
IN THE HOLDING CHAMBER
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WITH THE OTHERS?
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IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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WELL, I DOMIND
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BUT I WILL, SEEING
AS I'M THE ROBOT.
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[ gasps]
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TOO BAD YOU HUMANS CAN'T TALK.
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GUESS THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE INFERIOR BEINGS.
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IF YOU ASK ME,
YOU EARTHLINGS ARE
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AT LEAST AS SMART
AS THOSE ALIENS.
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[ barking]
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GET OFF OF ME!
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SHOO, SHOO.
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GET OUT OF HERE, DARN HOVER-PUP.
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CAN'T TRAVEL THE GALAXY
WITHOUT A PET, THEY SAY.
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BUT WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE
HAS TO CLEAN UP AFTER IT?
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THERE, MAYBE YOU EARTHLINGS
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CAN ENGAGE IN SOME PRIMITIVE
FORM OF COMMUNICATION.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
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I DON'T KNOW,
TOMMY.
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ONE MINUTE I'M LYING
IN MY CRIB
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MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
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THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW
I'M IN THIS WEIRD PLAYPEN.
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HOW'S A BABY SUPPOSED
TO GET ANY SLEEP?
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WHO ARE THOSE
FUNNY-LOOKING GROWN-UPS?
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YOU GUYS, I THINK
THEY'RE ALIUMS.
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Both:
ALIUMS?
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MY GRANDPA SAYS
THEY'RE TAKING
OVER OUR BLANKET.
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NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
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AW, QUIT YOUR
BELLYACHING.
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WE GOT TO ESCAPE.
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[ whirring]
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HERE IT IS, DIDOR,
MY LATEST INVENTION.
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I HOPE IT'S BETTER
THAN THE ZODIAC SHUFFLER.
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SO THE MOON'S NOT IN THE
SEVENTH HOUSE ANYMORE.
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BIG DEAL.
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WHO WILL NOTICE
EXCEPT A COUPLE HIPPIES?
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OKAY, STUVON,
LET'S SEE IT.
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OKAY, THE FIRST OFFICIAL
DEMONSTRATION
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OF THE STUVON 5000
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THE EASIEST WAY
TO BLOW UP PLANETS.
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SEE THAT ASTEROID?
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POINT THE STUVON 5000 AT IT,
PRESS THIS BUTTON...
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[ whirring]
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[ boom]
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NO MORE PLANET.
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COOL.
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DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A BIT DANGEROUS?
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HECK, NO, AS LONG AS YOU
AIM AT THE RIGHT PLANET.
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YOU CAN EVEN
KNOCK OUT WALLS
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WHEN REDECORATING.
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WELL...
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OH, MR. ALIUM, SIR...
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HOLY VOLTAR, IT TALKED.
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IMPOSSIBLE--
OUR EXPLORATIONS SHOW
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EARTHLINGS LACK THE INTELLIGENCE
TO COMMUNICATE.
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YOUR EXPERIMENTS
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DON'T WORK SO WELL,
DO THEY?
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I TOLD YOU THEY'RE
SMARTER THAN YOU THINK.
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I'LL TRY TO ESTABLISH
COMMUNICATION.
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HELLO, LITTLE EARTHLING.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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MY NAME'S ANGELICA.
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MAY I PLAY WITH YOUR TV CHANGER?
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I THINK THE
EARTHLING MEANS
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YOUR PLANET
ATOMIZER.
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OH-- I'M SORRY, EARTHLING
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BUT THE STUVON 5000
IS FAR TOO DANGEROUS
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FOR A BEING OF INFERIOR
INTELLIGENCE.
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I SAID GIVE IT!
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YOW!
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GET HER BEFORE SHE OBLITERATES
THE SOLAR SYSTEM!
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ANGELICA'S SURE IN
A LOT OF TROUBLE NOW.
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YEAH, THOSE ALIUMS
LOOK PRETTY MAD.
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WE GOT TO HELP HER.
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Twins:
WHY?
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AW, COME ON.
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CYNTHIA, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
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GOOD IDEA.
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[ high-pitched beeps]
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COOL, CYNTHIA-- AMINALS.
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PSST.
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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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NO, OVER HERE.
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YOU MEAN ME?
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SHH! YOU WANT THEM TO HEAR?
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WHAT'S YOUR
NAME, KID?
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THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
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AND YOU TO FIND OUT--
WHAT'S YOURS?
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CALL ME GEORGE.
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I'M FROM THE PLANET FISHIOKIA.
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FISHY-WHO?
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FISHIOKIA.
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TAKE A RIGHT AT ALPHA CENTAURI.
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OH.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I'M ON THE MENU
FOR DINNER.
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YEAH? WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
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EVER BEEN QUEEN
OF YOUR OWN PLANET?
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DO I GET A CROWN?
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HEY, THERE SHE IS!
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STAND BACK!
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Robot:
DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
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WHAT'S GOING ON, TOMMY?
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I DON'T KNOW,
CHUCKIE.
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Phil:
HEY, THIS IS FUN.
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Lil:
WHEE!
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I KNEW THIS WASN'T
A GOOD IDEA.
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WOW, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I TURNED OFF
THE GRAVITY-- HURRY!
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WHAT DO I DO?
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DO LIKE ME-- SWIM, KID, SWIM.
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[ thud]
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QUICK, IN HERE.
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THESE DOORS DO
OPEN AUTOMATICALLY.
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LET'S GO.
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Stuvon:
OH, NO!
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THE EARTHLING GRABBED
A SHUTTLECRAFT!
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YOU MEAN THE BEING
OF INFERIOR INTELLIGENCE?
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THAT ONE?
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GO FOR IT.
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[ whirring]
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[ hiss]
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[ boom]
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Angelica:
COOL!
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All:
TOYS!
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[ giggling]
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BOY, I WANT TO
REMEMBER THIS FOREVER.
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I WAS WONDERING...
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YEAH?
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COULD I GET
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A PICTURE OF YOU?
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JUST AS A SOUVENIR.
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SURE!
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OH, GREAT.
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PUT ON THESE.
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00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:08,746
YOU'RE GOING TO BE QUEEN.
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COULD YOU BACK UP
JUST A LITTLE BIT?
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LITTLE MORE.
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00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,724
UH, JUST A LITTLE
OVER TO THE LEFT, OKAY?
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HEY!
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SO LONG, SUCKER!
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[ cackling]
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00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:29,525
FISHIOKIA, HERE I COME!
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GREAT, CYNTHIA, JUST GREAT.
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[ laughing]
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HEY, TOMMY
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I WONDER WHAT
THIS BUTTON DOES.
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HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
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UH-OH...
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LOOK!
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[ screaming]
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00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,214
[ laughing]
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[ giggling]
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GRAB THE CONTROLS!
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00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:14,950
[ barks]
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00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:16,779
I CAN'T GET AT THEM.
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[ laughing]
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00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:20,196
LOOK!
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[ all scream]
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[ gasps]
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[ crickets chirping]
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Angelica:
I'M THE QUEEN, CYNTHIA
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AND I SAID DIG FOR FOOD.
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00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:45,497
NOW DIG!
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Grandpa:
EVER HAD AN
ADVENTURE, SCOUT?
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YOU'RE PROBABLY
TOO YOUNG.
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THE ONE THING
ABOUT AN ADVENTURE IS
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IT'S UNPREDICTABLE.
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HEY!
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CAN'T HAVE AN ADVENTURE
WITHOUT PROVISIONS.
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THAT'S THE MISTAKE YOUR
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAD MADE
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WHEN HE WENT TO THE SOUTH POLE.
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ENDED UP EATING HIS SHOELACES.
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[ gasps]
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00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:38,205
WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT?
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THIS IS WHAT I CALL A CAR.
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NICE, HUH?
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I'LL SAY.
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TAKES ME BACK
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TO MY PRIVATE EYE DAYS
IN THE '30s.
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MIND IF I SIT BEHIND
THE WHEEL FOR A MINUTE?
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JUST FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.
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DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
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I'LL DO THE DRIVING,
AND TOMMY, YOU'RE IN BACK.
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00:12:59,502 --> 00:13:02,264
THAT SEDAN'S BEEN TAILING US.
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00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:05,819
IF IT'S TROUBLE THEY WANT,
THEY GOT IT.
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00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,234
TROUBLE'S MY BUSINESS.
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THIS IS TERRIFIC.
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[ gasps]
253
00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:12,067
[ wheels screech]
254
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,102
[ sigh]
255
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,104
I'VE STILL GOT IT.
256
00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:17,520
HA!
257
00:13:22,249 --> 00:13:25,459
HEY, UH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR CAR?
258
00:13:25,563 --> 00:13:27,185
WASN'T MY CAR.
259
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:28,290
THAT'S MY CAR.
260
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:29,739
OH, NO!
261
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:30,982
TOMMY!
262
00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:34,537
[ echoing:]
TOMMY! TOMMY! TOMMY!
263
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,035
[ door creaks]
264
00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,209
OOOH.
265
00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:53,487
AH...
266
00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:56,007
MISS EMMA,
MISS CLARICE?
267
00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:58,147
Woman:
IN THE PARLOR, MAX.
268
00:13:58,251 --> 00:13:59,942
[ meows]
269
00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:03,601
OH, MAX, WHAT ISTHAT?
270
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,638
IT APPEARS TO BE
A CHILD, MISS CLARICE.
271
00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:08,261
MALE, SLIGHTLY DAMP.
272
00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:09,089
HEAVENS!
273
00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:10,194
A CHILD!
274
00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:12,196
DO WE HAVE A CHILD?
275
00:14:12,299 --> 00:14:13,783
CERTAINLY NOT, EMMA.
276
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:14,888
UNLESS... MAX!
277
00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:16,165
YOU'VE TAKEN
A WIFE?
278
00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:17,270
OH, A WEDDING!
279
00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:18,616
I LOVE WEDDINGS.
280
00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:21,377
I WAS ALMOST MARRIED ONCE,
YOU KNOW.
281
00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:23,690
THE CHILD, LADIES.
282
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,243
OH, THE CHILD.
283
00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:28,350
WHAT A DEAR, SWEET
THING IT IS, TOO.
284
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,697
[ cooing]
285
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,837
HE WAS IN
THE DUESENBERG.
286
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:35,529
SHALL I INFORM
THE AUTHORITIES?
287
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,807
OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
288
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,224
LOOK AT THE DARLING SMILE.
289
00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:43,365
WHY, HE RESEMBLES
OUR FATHER, THE JUDGE.
290
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,056
YOU'RE RIGHT,
SISTER.
291
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,748
WHY, HE'S
THE PERFECT LIKENESS.
292
00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:51,545
MAX, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
293
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,513
TO PHONE THE AUTHORITIES.
294
00:14:53,616 --> 00:14:57,551
I'M SURE THEY'LL SEND SOMEONE
FOR THE INFANT AT ONCE.
295
00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:58,518
OH, NO, MAX.
296
00:14:58,621 --> 00:14:59,519
CERTAINLY NOT.
297
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:00,692
THIS CHILD CAME
298
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,039
FOR A REASON.
299
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:04,696
OBVIOUSLY HE WAS
SENT TO US
300
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,216
TO BE HEIR
TO THE PENDRAGONS.
301
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,874
AND THE PENDRAGON MILLIONS.
302
00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:12,842
OH, MAX, SOMETHING'S ALL WET.
303
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,156
Max:
"MILLIONS"
304
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,399
IS EXAGGERATED.
305
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,884
I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID IN YEARS.
306
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,922
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
307
00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:27,788
IF STU AND DIDI EVER...
NOW, NOW, CALM DOWN.
308
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,376
REMEMBER THE '30s.
309
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:35,658
IF ANYBODY CAN FIND TOMMY,
IT'S LOU PICKLES, PRIVATE EYE.
310
00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:41,147
I DON'T KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT NO CAR.
311
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,666
PERHAPS THISWILL REMIND YOU.
312
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,945
A COUPON FOR DETERGENT?
313
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:52,123
YOU'RE NOT WITH
SUPERMARKET SECURITY?
314
00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:54,781
NO, I'M LOOKING
FOR MY GRANDSON.
315
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:58,198
UH, OKAY, THE CAR,
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.
316
00:15:58,302 --> 00:16:00,614
BELONGS TO A GUY NAMED MAX.
317
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,064
WEARS A UNIFORM.
318
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:03,617
TALKS FUNNY, TOO.
319
00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:05,792
ANY IDEA WHERE MAX LIVES?
320
00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:08,691
UH... I GOT TO
GO NOW-- SORRY.
321
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:10,866
WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
322
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,592
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
323
00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:14,697
[ meowing]
324
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,400
Max:
THIS IS
325
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:30,955
MRS. BALLIWICK'S
COD LIVER SOUP.
326
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:32,681
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
327
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,890
AND NOW YOU WILL EAT.
328
00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:38,480
PLEASE EAT, PLEASE.
329
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,861
HAS BOSTWICK FINISHED SUPPER?
330
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:41,621
BOSTWICK?
331
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:42,932
OH, YES.
332
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,520
NAMED AFTER FATHER.
333
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:46,143
IT'S ONLY RIGHT.
334
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:46,867
OF COURSE.
335
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,076
WE'RE GIVING HIM
336
00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:49,215
A BATH.
337
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,595
ISN'T IT
MARVELOUS?
338
00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:52,149
WITH MINERAL
SPIRITS
339
00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:54,737
JUST AS FATHER PRESCRIBED.
340
00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:57,499
FETCH THE SULPHUR CAKES
AND SCOURING PADS.
341
00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,536
AS GOOD AS DONE, SISTER,
AS GOOD AS DONE.
342
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,814
[ tittering]
343
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:05,334
[ sighs]
344
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:06,370
WHAT?
345
00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:07,647
BOSTWICK?
346
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,545
OH, BOSTWICK!
347
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:14,447
BOSTWICK!
348
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,690
WE'VE GOT TO
FIND HIM, MAX.
349
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:18,727
COME BACK,
BOSTWICK.
350
00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:21,971
PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
351
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,664
AWK, THAT WAS
CLOSE, THAT
WAS CLOSE.
352
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:25,699
YOU CAN TALK?
353
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,080
YOU CAN TALK.
354
00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:30,083
YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T
KNOW BIRDS COULD.
355
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:32,465
ARE THOSE LADIES
KEEPING YOU, TOO?
356
00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:34,398
CRAZY LADIES, CRAZY.
357
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:35,778
I MISS MY GRANDPA.
358
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,885
LISTEN, LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE, ALL RIGHT?
359
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:40,473
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
360
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:41,715
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
361
00:17:41,819 --> 00:17:42,889
MY NAME'S TOMMY.
362
00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:44,546
MY NAME'S TOMMY.
363
00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:46,410
YOU'RE TOMMY TOO?
364
00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:49,930
I NEVER MET
ANOTHER TOMMY BEFORE.
365
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,656
COME ON, TOMMY.
366
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,419
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
367
00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:56,730
EXCELLENT, SIR.
368
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:59,595
I LIKE A MAN
WHO SPEAKS HIS MIND.
369
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:00,493
WELL, I...
370
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:01,701
I HAVE HEARD
371
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,841
THAT YOU'RE
ASKING QUESTIONS.
372
00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:06,154
TOO MANY QUESTIONS CAN BE BAD.
373
00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,052
DID YOU KNOW
THAT, MISTER...
374
00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:09,674
PICKLES-- LOU PICKLES.
375
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:11,745
MR. PICKLES, I'LL WARN YOU.
376
00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:13,402
KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS
377
00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:17,234
AND YOU MIGHT FIND
THE ANSWERS NOT TO YOUR LIKING.
378
00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:18,338
IS THAT A THREAT?
379
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:21,100
OH, TWO SUCH
GENTLEMEN OF THE WORLD
380
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:23,654
HARDLY HAVE NEED
OF THREATS, SIR.
381
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:25,552
I'M SURE WE CAN COME TO
382
00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:29,211
SOME SORT OF MUTUALLY
BENEFICIAL UNDERSTANDING.
383
00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:31,040
HERE ARE ENOUGH COUPONS
384
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,147
TO KEEP A MAN
IN CHIPS AND DIP FOR LIFE
385
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,045
IFHE'S THE SORT OF MAN
386
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,772
WHO KNOWS WHEN TO STOP
ASKING QUESTIONS.
387
00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,360
KEEP YOUR COUPONS.
388
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:42,397
I'LL KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS
389
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,364
UNTIL I FIND MY GRANDSON.
390
00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:47,505
I ADMIRE YOUR DETERMINATION,
MR. PICKLES.
391
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:52,096
I REGRET THAT IT MAY END UP
COSTING YOU YOUR COURTESY CARD.
392
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,168
ROCCO, SEE MR. PICKLES
OFF THE PREMISES.
393
00:18:55,272 --> 00:18:57,722
HOW DO WE GET
OUT OF HERE, TOMMY?
394
00:18:57,826 --> 00:19:00,242
GET OUT OF HERE, TOMMY.
395
00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:02,969
NO! EITHER WE
GET OUT TOGETHER
396
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,246
OR NOBODY GETS OUT.
397
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,696
Clarice:
BOSTWICK!
398
00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,042
ARE YOU
UP HERE?
399
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,147
QUICK!
400
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,704
WOW.
401
00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:15,602
SOMEBODY'S MOMMY
AND DADDY
402
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:17,294
SURE DON'T CLEAN MUCH.
403
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:19,882
WE BETTER FIND
SOMEWHERE TO HIDE.
404
00:19:24,887 --> 00:19:27,166
GOOD IDEA, TOMMY.
405
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:31,100
SISTER, HE
WOULDN'T HAVE COME
406
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,895
INTO THE JUDGE'S ROOM.
407
00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:35,381
NO ONE'S BEEN
IN HERE SINCE...
408
00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:36,727
OH, I KNOW, EMMA.
409
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,763
BUT SOMETIMES
BABIES AREN'T
410
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:41,145
AS RESPECTFUL
AS THEY MIGHT BE.
411
00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:44,079
BOSTWICK, ARE
YOU IN HERE?
412
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,737
AWK, IN HERE, IN HERE.
413
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,359
YOU SQUEALED!
414
00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:50,706
SISTER, IT'S BOSTWICK!
415
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,432
I'VE FOUND HIM!
416
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:55,021
BOSTWICK, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
417
00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:57,265
SEE HOW HE
FOUND HIS WAY
418
00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:58,783
TO THE
JUDGE'S ROOM?
419
00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:01,165
HE WAS BORN TO
BE A PENDRAGON.
420
00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:02,477
OBVIOUSLY.
421
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,927
BOSTWICK, YOU'LL
HAVE SUCH FUN.
422
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,791
WHEN YOU'RE
OLD ENOUGH
423
00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:09,208
YOU'LL GO TO
THE MILITARY ACADEMY.
424
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:11,934
AND THEN TO FAIR HARVARD.
425
00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:14,109
[ giggling]
426
00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:17,940
[ gasps]
427
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,566
CONE OR CUP?
428
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:24,084
I NEED INFORMATION.
429
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,327
I SAW NOTHING.
430
00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:28,330
WASHINGTON SEEMS
TO THINK DIFFERENT.
431
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:29,883
TELL ME ABOUT MAX.
432
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:31,885
I DON'T KNOW ANY MAX.
433
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:33,335
ALL RIGHT, MISTER.
434
00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:35,303
HE COMES IN
EVERY TUESDAY
435
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:37,926
AND ORDERS
A BAVARIAN MINT SWIRL.
436
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:41,688
NOW TELL ME WHERE MAX LIVES
AND I'LL WALK OUT THAT DOOR
437
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:44,553
AND YOU CAN SERVE
THESE FINE PEOPLE.
438
00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:46,486
1531 SELMA DRIVE
439
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:50,007
A PLACE CALLED GRAY GARDENS.
440
00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:53,355
[ doorbell]
441
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,599
Both:
WHO COULD THAT BE?
442
00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:57,463
YES?
443
00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:58,360
CHIMNEY SWEEP.
444
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,431
OUR CHIMNEYS ARE PERFECT.
445
00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:02,191
WE WILL NOT REQUIRE
YOUR SERVICES.
446
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,297
CHIMNEYS CAN BE TRICKY.
447
00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:05,333
MIND IF I LOOK?
448
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:06,334
SIR, I...
449
00:21:06,437 --> 00:21:08,750
I'D SAY YOU HAVE TO BE MAX.
450
00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,407
WHAT? WHO ARE YOU?
451
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,236
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
452
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,342
I'M LOOKING FOR A BABY.
453
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,205
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
454
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:20,279
REALLY? MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE INTERPRET.
455
00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:22,453
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
456
00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:24,628
PLEASE, WALK THIS WAY.
457
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,150
I'M LOOKING FOR A BABY.
458
00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:32,670
THERE MUST BE
SOME MISTAKE.
459
00:21:32,774 --> 00:21:36,502
THERE HAVE BEEN NO CHILDREN HERE
FOR OVER 50 YEARS.
460
00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:38,814
BEGGING YOUR PARDON, LADIES
461
00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:41,472
BUT THAT RATTLE
ARGUES OTHERWISE.
462
00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:42,162
OH, DEAR.
463
00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:43,198
OH, THAT.
464
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,303
[ laughs]
465
00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:47,720
THAT RATTLE BELONGS
TO MY SISTER.
466
00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:49,791
SHE'S NOT QUITE RIGHT.
467
00:21:49,894 --> 00:21:51,862
EMMA, YOU KNOW
AS WELL AS I
468
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,519
THE RATTLE IS YOURS.
469
00:21:53,622 --> 00:21:55,175
SHE'S A BIT TOUCHED.
470
00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:56,763
TOMMY IS MY GRANDSON
471
00:21:56,867 --> 00:22:00,077
AND I'LL DO WHAT I HAVE TO
TO GET HIM BACK.
472
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,735
HIS GRANDSON, CLARICE.
473
00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:04,771
[ whispering]
474
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:08,257
DO YOU HAVE ANY
PROOF, MR. PICKLES
475
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,433
THAT THIS CHILD IS
INDEED YOUR GRANDSON?
476
00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:12,986
PROOF! WHY, I...
477
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:16,576
THERE IS THE PICKLES
FAMILY BIRTHMARK.
478
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,750
OH, MY!
479
00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:20,477
WE WERE THINKING
MORE ALONG THE LINES
480
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:21,581
OF A SNAPSHOT.
481
00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:22,789
A SNAPSHOT?
482
00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:25,240
WHY, I GOT A MILLION OF THEM!
483
00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:29,969
Ladies:
LOOK AT THE BIG EYES,
OOH, THE CUTEST.
484
00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:34,629
SO BOB O'REILLY
WAS YOUR BUTLER.
485
00:22:34,732 --> 00:22:35,871
GOODNESS, YES.
486
00:22:35,975 --> 00:22:39,461
I PLAYED GIN RUMMY
WITH BOB FOR YEARS.
487
00:22:39,565 --> 00:22:41,739
A REMARKABLE CARD PLAYER.
488
00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:44,949
GOT HIM INTO TROUBLE
A COUPLE OF TIMES.
489
00:22:45,053 --> 00:22:46,675
I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT.
490
00:22:46,779 --> 00:22:48,539
OOH, LOOK AT THE TIME.
491
00:22:49,575 --> 00:22:50,817
GOOD-BYE, LOUIS.
492
00:22:50,921 --> 00:22:52,819
GOOD-BYE,
BOSTWICK.
493
00:22:52,923 --> 00:22:53,924
BOSTWICK?
494
00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:11,769
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