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Make sure
I‘m in the frame.
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Make sure you get my head.
I want to see my hair.
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All right, all right.
Janis, hurry up!
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It‘s not easy
making a movie.
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You better not
drop my phone.
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You got it?
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Yep. Yep. Yep.
Okay, here we go.
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Hey... Oh, Lord.
Shit.
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We‘re Cloverfielding.
Pick it up.
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Give me a minute.
Make sure
I‘m in the frame, girl.
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Give me a minute!
Am I in the frame?
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I‘m in there?
Yes.
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Get me in the frame?
Yeah.
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You got my head in there?
Yeah.
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Boom, let‘s go.
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Based on actual events
♪
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No one died.
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But how far
♪
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Mean is what you are
♪
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And though mean
♪
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Maybe this will
♪
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Spin. Clicker. Fosse!
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About corruption
♪
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At the mall
♪
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Truth.
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I used
♪
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Every day, month
♪
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But now I‘m wishing
For whatever comes
♪
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And I‘m dreaming of
♪
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As long as my lungs
♪
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But my heart is dyin‘
♪
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‘Cause I know there‘s more
♪
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I don‘t want to live with
♪
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Cady?
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I‘ve been thinking
about what you said.
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About being frustrated
by my decision
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and feeling
a little stuck here,
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just me and you.
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I‘m sorry I yelled.
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But you have a point.
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Maybe I‘ve been
a little selfish,
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putting my research ahead
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of your social
and emotional development.
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I called the people
from Northwestern back.
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I took the job.
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What?
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But they need me
to start on September 9th.
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I don‘t want to live
♪
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♪
Cady?
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Only tried, not held back
♪
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That‘s not the me that I
♪
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This time
♪
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I‘m crossing things
♪
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Don‘t want to run out of time
♪
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There was a life
♪
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I‘ll pick you up at 3:00.
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I don‘t want to live
♪
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Only tried, not held back
♪
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That‘s not a part of my plan
♪
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Wear my strengths
♪
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I won‘t hide my feelings
♪
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That‘s not a part of my plan
♪
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Bitch, move.
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Hope you all
had a good summer.
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Mine was pretty good.
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I worked
in my brother-in-law‘s
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golf pro shop.
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Did not make a lot of money,
so of course I am back
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to help shepherd you all
into the future.
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May I have everyone‘s
attention, please?
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Eyes to the front of the room.
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You may notice
we have a new student
joining us today.
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She just moved here
from Kentucky.
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Kenya.
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Kenya. Her name is Caddy.
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It‘s Cady. Cady Heron.
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My apologies.
I will commit that to memory.
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Cady, like the Canadian
songstress k.d. lang,
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and Heron,
like the illegal street drug.
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Thank you, Caddy.
It‘s Cady.
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Cady, hi. I‘m Ms. Norbury.
I‘ll be your homeroom teacher.
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This is your roster.
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I see I also have you
for A.P. Calculus.
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You must have had excellent
teachers at your old school.
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Oh, I was homeschooled.
Homeschooled?
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Oh, that‘s a fun way
to take jobs from my union.
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No, I‘m joking. It‘s fine.
Ah.
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Um, do you think you can
follow this schedule?
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Yeah, I think so.
Okay, you‘re gonna be moving
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from class to class
with each...
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That‘s it.
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Everybody find a seat.
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Please.
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This is first period:
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American Literature.
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My name is Mister Rapp
♪
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"...care of myself"?
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"Crap."
Correct answer was "crap."
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Find a seat.
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I don‘t want you
to think of me
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as just any other teacher.
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I prefer to think of myself
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as a time traveler.
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Maintenant nous choisissons
nos noms français.
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Comment tu t‘appelles?
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Cady.
Incorrecte!
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You have to pick
a French name.
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All the French people I know
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just call me Cady.
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Just say Marie.
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Um... Marie?
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Marie.
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J‘anice.
J‘anice.
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Chanel.
Non.
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Fantine.
Non.
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Celine Dion?
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Non.
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Beyoncé.
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Quais. Mais non.
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Welcome to "Health
and Human Sexuality."
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Now, this fall
we‘ll be getting
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into the state-mandated unit
on Abstinence.
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Of course then followed by,
in the spring,
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Condoms and Choking.
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Where do you think
you‘re going there, hotshot?
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I need to urinate.
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No way, José.
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Uh, it‘s Cady.
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Well, Cady,
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first thing you need to do
is ask permission.
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But the second thing
you‘ll need
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is this lavatory pass
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that is shaped
like a sperm whale.
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Get it?
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Um...
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May I please have
the lavatory pass?
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No, you may not.
You may go sit back down.
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You can go at lunch.
Nice try, kiddo.
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All right,
let‘s jump into this!
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This won‘t be awkward at all,
I swear to God.
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This one.
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Are you okay in there?
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Uh, yes.
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‘Cause you‘ve been in there
a very long time.
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We‘re concerned
you‘re either doing drugs
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or having a toilet baby.
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Hi. I‘m Janis.
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Sasha Fierce.
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This is Damian.
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He is almost too gay
to function.
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But I push through.
I manage.
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Hi.
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We‘ve been
watching you all day.
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You‘re a mess.
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So we volunteer to amplify
your lunch experience.
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Yeah, what Damian is saying is
we will help you, Caddy.
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Thanks so much.
Um... it‘s Cady.
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Yeah.
I‘m gonna call you Caddy.
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Get out of the toilet!
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Mkay.
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You just need to find
your clique and commit to it.
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You have your Jocks.
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Your Corny Horny Band Freaks.
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Your Classic Burnouts.
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Do any of these feel
like your people?
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I don‘t think so.
Hmm...
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You know what might
be cute for her?
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What, Grade Grubbers?
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No, I was gonna say
Theater Mess.
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And who‘s at that table?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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We call them the Plastics
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‘cause they‘re shiny,
fake and hard.
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Yeah, that‘s Gretchen Wieners.
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She knows everything
about everybody.
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That‘s why
her hair‘s so big.
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It‘s full of secrets.
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And that‘s Karen Shetty.
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She‘s the dumbest person
you‘ll ever meet.
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I once saw her put a D
in the word "orange."
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Could I just sit
with you guys?
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I actually don‘t know.
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We‘ve never been asked
that question before.
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Could she?
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We are very exclusive,
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but I think we can make
an exception.
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What was that?
Oh, Lord, it‘s the Queen Bee.
Don‘t look her in the eye!
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This whole school
♪
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I‘m the prettiest poison
♪
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That filter you use
♪
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You.
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Yeah, you. Come here.
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Why don‘t I know you?
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I‘m new. I just moved here
from Kenya.
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Shut up.
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Shut up!
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I didn‘t say anything.
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You‘re, like, really pretty.
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Thanks.
So you agree?
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You think
you‘re really pretty?
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Oh, I don‘t know.
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You‘re an international
student. That is so fetch.
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What is "fetch"?
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It‘s like slang
from an old movie.
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I think.
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Have you ever touched a tiger?
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Uh, no, those aren‘t
indigenous to Kenya.
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‘Cause that‘s one
of my life goals.
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To not touch a tiger.
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Hey, new girl!
You want to see a trick?
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I can guess
any girl‘s bra size.
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All you got to do
is jump one time.
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Ew, Jason!
Do me.
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Oh, my God, Jason.
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You do not come to a party
at my house with Gretchen
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and then skeeze on the new girl
right in front of me.
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Do you want to have sex
with him?
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Oh, uh... no, thank you.
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Okay, then it‘s settled.
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Jason, no one thinks
you‘re funny.
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Okay? And this thing
you‘re doing
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where you lower your voice
when you talk
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is making people really sad.
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Excuse me, anyone
who would like Jason Weems
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to go back
to his normal speaking voice,
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please raise your hand.
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Yeah.
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Bitch.
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Wow.
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You‘re really gonna
get noticed around here.
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We should help you.
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Can you give us some privacy
for a sec?
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Oh. Yeah, sure.
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I have your lunch!
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All right.
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So, we never really
do this, but...
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...you‘re invited
to eat lunch with us
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for the rest of the week.
Oh. Um...
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That‘s okay.
On Wednesdays,
we wear pink.
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They want me to have lunch
with them all week.
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That is tits!
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She means "that‘s great."
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I don‘t really get why
you guys hate them so much.
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Regina seems kind of cool.
No, no...
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Regina George is not cool.
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She‘s a scum-sucking
life ruiner.
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Janis hates Regina
because when we were
in sixth grade,
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she told everybody
that she was--
Hey, Damian!
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What?
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Shall we not?
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I am providing context.
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Caddy?
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You should have lunch
with them
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and then report back
and tell us
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every stupid, moronic thing
they said.
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Spy on them? That‘s bad.
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No! Look at us.
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Would we ever ask you
to do something bad?
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Uh...
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Okay.
Yes!
261
00:14:48,961 --> 00:14:50,996
Do you have a pink shirt
I can borrow?
262
00:14:50,996 --> 00:14:53,163
No!
Yes! What shade?
263
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:55,495
Welcome to A.P. Calculus.
264
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Congratulations.
You know more math
than 85% of Americans.
265
00:15:00,731 --> 00:15:03,833
But you will not rest
on your laurels this year.
266
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:06,242
I plan to push you.
267
00:15:06,242 --> 00:15:07,639
So let‘s get started.
268
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Chapter One, "Limits
and Their Properties."
269
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What the heck are limits,
you say?
270
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If I write out the equation,
271
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"The limit as x approaches two
of [x + 1],"
272
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the function is what
we‘re taking the limit of.
273
00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:20,619
I don‘t expect you to know
how to do this yet.
274
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The limit equals three.
275
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That‘s right.
276
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Let‘s try another one.
277
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Find the value of k
278
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for which the following
limit exists.
279
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,894
K equals negative three.
Damn, girl!
280
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,930
Wow.
281
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,736
Are you trying to make
the rest of us feel dumb?
282
00:15:38,736 --> 00:15:41,937
No, I... I‘m not trying to.
It‘s just, uh, happening.
283
00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:45,842
Oh, okay, it‘s like that.
All right, um, well...
284
00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:48,284
challenge accepted.
285
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:05,763
I waited hours
♪
286
00:16:05,763 --> 00:16:08,304
Which made him laugh
♪
287
00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:13,111
I decided I would be
♪
288
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,315
Because addition
♪
289
00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:22,813
Would never make me feel
♪
290
00:16:27,356 --> 00:16:30,458
Smart with math
♪
291
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:34,462
I didn‘t get it
♪
292
00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:42,668
So thank you, math
♪
293
00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:51,149
‘Cause now you‘ve brought me
♪
294
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:56,517
He‘s like that guy
Who gives out roses
♪
295
00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:02,787
With swoopy hair
And shiny eyes
♪
296
00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:14,535
And I‘m stupid with love
♪
297
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,003
Smart with math
♪
298
00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:25,282
I want to get it
♪
299
00:17:40,055 --> 00:17:43,267
Does this guy work out?
♪
300
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,471
Could that image
♪
301
00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:52,474
Let me just enjoy
♪
302
00:17:52,474 --> 00:17:55,444
School was rough
♪
303
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:01,219
Stupid with love
♪
304
00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:07,423
Smart with math
♪
305
00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:10,822
I didn‘t get it
♪
306
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,401
I‘m okay.
307
00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:27,278
Mom, you can‘t
pick me up like this.
308
00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:28,576
It‘s embarrassing.
309
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,218
You can‘t wear a tank top
two days in a row
310
00:18:33,218 --> 00:18:36,419
and you can
only wear your hair
in a ponytail once a week.
311
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,047
So I guess
you‘ve chosen today.
312
00:18:38,047 --> 00:18:42,051
Oh! And we only wear sweats
or track pants on Fridays.
313
00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:43,888
If you break any
of these rules,
314
00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:45,164
you can‘t sit with us.
315
00:18:45,164 --> 00:18:47,056
I mean, not just you,
like, any of us.
316
00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:48,728
Like if I wore sweatpants today,
317
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,125
I‘d have to
go sit over there...
318
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,830
...with the Art Freaks.
319
00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:56,065
That seems fair.
320
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,606
120 calories
and 48 calories from fat.
321
00:18:58,606 --> 00:18:59,673
What percent is that?
322
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:02,137
Um, 48 into 120?
323
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:03,908
There‘s no way of knowing.
324
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,449
It‘s 40%.
325
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:07,978
42 over 120
326
00:19:07,978 --> 00:19:10,112
equals x over 100,
and then you cross-multiply
327
00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:11,685
to get the value of x.
328
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,193
Hmm.
329
00:19:14,193 --> 00:19:15,986
Whatever.
Um, I‘m getting cheese fries.
330
00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:24,995
So, have you seen any guys
you think are cute yet?
331
00:19:26,568 --> 00:19:30,770
Oh, um, well, actually,
there‘s this one guy
in my Calculus class.
332
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,807
Ooh, a senior! Who is it?
Uh, Aaron Samuels.
333
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:38,008
You can‘t like Aaron Samuels!
That is Regina‘s ex-boyfriend!
No. No. Bad. Bad. Danger.
334
00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:42,177
Wait. I thought she
dumped him for Shane Oman.
335
00:19:42,177 --> 00:19:43,552
Irregardless!
336
00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:45,015
Ex-boyfriends are
off-limits for friends.
337
00:19:45,015 --> 00:19:46,720
That‘s just, like,
the rules of feminism!
338
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:52,187
Don‘t worry.
339
00:19:52,187 --> 00:19:54,662
I will never tell Regina
what you said.
340
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:56,532
I am very trustworthy.
341
00:19:56,532 --> 00:19:58,996
Karen‘s had sex with 11 people
and I‘ve never told anyone.
342
00:20:00,536 --> 00:20:01,768
Yo, Golf Bird.
343
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,001
Those fractions were tight.
What?
344
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:07,312
"Caddy Heron." "Golf Bird."
345
00:20:07,312 --> 00:20:09,006
I don‘t like it.
I don‘t get it.
346
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:12,042
I‘m Kevin Ganatra.
I‘m from your Calc class.
347
00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:14,979
I sit diagonally from you.
348
00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:17,179
I‘m also captain
of the North Shore Mathletes.
349
00:20:17,179 --> 00:20:21,117
We‘re a very chill, dope,
extracurricular option.
350
00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:22,690
You know,
serve your college rezzy
351
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,824
and your thirst for knolly.
Don‘t say "knolly."
352
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,991
Also Ms. Norbury says
we get twice as much funding
353
00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:29,224
if we had a girl on the team,
so think about joining,
354
00:20:29,224 --> 00:20:30,995
because we‘d love
to get jackets.
355
00:20:30,995 --> 00:20:32,898
Okay, yeah, sure.
Where do I...
356
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,130
No, no,
you cannot join Mathletes.
357
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:35,406
That is, like,
socially ruinous!
358
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:38,343
Ew, no.
Why is he by our table?
359
00:20:38,343 --> 00:20:39,839
I can hear you, by the way.
360
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,412
Can you hear me now?
361
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,876
Bye.
362
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,143
Uh, anyways,
uh, just take my card
in case you change your mind?
363
00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:56,460
God, you are so lucky
you have us to guide you.
364
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,693
What are you doing
after school today?
365
00:20:58,693 --> 00:21:00,431
I want to give you some shoes.
366
00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:04,732
What kind of shoes?
367
00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:07,471
I have no idea. I guess, um,
something fancier than these?
368
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,968
She‘s so rude!
369
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,608
I mean, maybe
she‘s just being generous.
370
00:21:12,608 --> 00:21:14,808
Maybe we can have
a commensal relationship.
371
00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:17,173
What is that? I want one.
372
00:21:17,173 --> 00:21:20,913
So, in nature,
okay, so lions,
373
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,783
they‘re the apex predators, right?
374
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:23,949
They‘re the top
of the food chain.
375
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,358
They can kill anything
they want.
376
00:21:26,358 --> 00:21:28,558
But if you‘re a hyena, well,
377
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:31,627
then you follow them around
and you eat the carcasses
that they leave behind.
378
00:21:31,627 --> 00:21:33,288
Whoa.
Gretchen Wieners is a hyena.
379
00:21:33,288 --> 00:21:34,399
Got it.
380
00:21:34,399 --> 00:21:36,401
No, I did not say that.
381
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:38,634
I‘m just saying, if you‘re
on Regina‘s good side...
382
00:21:38,634 --> 00:21:40,097
Whoa, Caddy! No, no, no.
383
00:21:40,097 --> 00:21:42,297
Regina George does not have
a good side, okay?
384
00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:43,936
If you go over
to her house today...
385
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,201
I am not joking,
386
00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,643
be careful.
387
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:06,431
She is stalking the halls
♪
388
00:22:06,431 --> 00:22:10,435
Every person in school
♪
389
00:22:10,435 --> 00:22:14,439
When she tosses her hair
♪
390
00:22:14,439 --> 00:22:18,443
All their eyes say
♪
391
00:22:18,443 --> 00:22:22,447
Watch them sweat
♪
392
00:22:22,447 --> 00:22:26,814
Every food chain
♪
393
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:34,591
She‘s the queen of beasts
♪
394
00:22:34,591 --> 00:22:38,397
In this biosphere
♪
395
00:22:40,498 --> 00:22:44,260
Only with less fur
♪
396
00:22:48,836 --> 00:22:51,443
Jason is crotch-sitting
Taylor Wedell.
397
00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:54,446
Absolutely not.
398
00:22:56,338 --> 00:22:58,175
See the girls
♪
399
00:23:02,652 --> 00:23:06,315
And though Janis is great
♪
400
00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:22,870
They were victims
♪
401
00:23:26,445 --> 00:23:30,207
She‘s the queen of beasts
♪
402
00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:38,589
And it‘s kind of fun
♪
403
00:23:38,589 --> 00:23:40,382
You think
♪
404
00:23:40,382 --> 00:23:42,153
You‘re with
♪
405
00:23:42,153 --> 00:23:44,386
Do you think she‘ll be mad
if I like Aaron?
406
00:23:44,386 --> 00:23:46,729
Samuels? Are you unwell?
You can‘t like
Aaron Samuels!
407
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:47,829
Okay, okay!
408
00:23:47,829 --> 00:23:49,897
I‘ll be careful. I promise.
409
00:23:52,537 --> 00:23:56,200
Do not think
♪
410
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:04,439
Not a chance
♪
411
00:24:04,439 --> 00:24:07,948
You were any kind
♪
412
00:24:12,414 --> 00:24:16,528
She‘s the queen of beasts
♪
413
00:24:16,528 --> 00:24:20,290
Got to keep things cool
♪
414
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,202
Get in, loser.
415
00:24:36,746 --> 00:24:40,783
Will she braid your hair?
♪
416
00:24:53,455 --> 00:24:56,733
You guys! Hey...
417
00:24:57,635 --> 00:25:00,264
Happy hump day, besties!
418
00:25:00,264 --> 00:25:03,135
Hi, Mrs. George.
419
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,642
This is Cady.
420
00:25:04,642 --> 00:25:06,611
I just moved here.
From Kenya.
421
00:25:06,611 --> 00:25:11,110
Welcome, Cady from Kenya.
422
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,982
We haven‘t had any new meat
in our little lady taco
in so long.
423
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:16,247
Mom, go make snacks.
424
00:25:16,247 --> 00:25:18,051
For sure.
For sure, Regina, yeah.
425
00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:19,756
Thank you so much,
Mrs. George.
426
00:25:19,756 --> 00:25:21,692
You have a beautiful mansion.
427
00:25:21,692 --> 00:25:25,487
Just slay, queens.
Slay like no one‘s watching.
428
00:25:25,487 --> 00:25:28,325
But everybody‘s watching.
Because you‘re gorgeous!
429
00:25:33,429 --> 00:25:35,607
Wow, your room is really nice.
430
00:25:35,607 --> 00:25:39,171
Thanks.
It used to be my parents‘,
but I made them trade me.
431
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,512
Cady! I made you
a Spotify playlist
432
00:25:50,512 --> 00:25:52,789
to help you catch up
on culture.
433
00:25:52,789 --> 00:25:56,056
Karen, come here.
I want to fix your eyebrows.
434
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,189
Can I still have two?
435
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,697
Gretchen, move.
Sorry.
436
00:25:59,697 --> 00:26:02,458
God, my hips are so wide.
437
00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,097
God, my pores are huge!
438
00:26:04,097 --> 00:26:06,099
I want skin like Cady‘s.
439
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,234
My B.O. smells like crayons.
440
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:15,174
Um, me, too! I‘m ugly, too.
441
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,649
Oh, my God, I love her.
She‘s like a Martian.
442
00:26:17,649 --> 00:26:19,541
Who‘s hungry?
443
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:21,015
Now, Cady,
444
00:26:21,015 --> 00:26:24,546
this is a very American snack
called guac.
445
00:26:24,546 --> 00:26:26,922
Is it okay or are you vegan?
446
00:26:26,922 --> 00:26:28,957
Oh, no, I‘m an omnivore.
447
00:26:28,957 --> 00:26:31,025
Yum-yum-yum. Okay, come here!
448
00:26:31,025 --> 00:26:33,896
I need you
to tell me everything.
449
00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:36,998
Have you seen any boys
that you think are cute yet?
450
00:26:36,998 --> 00:26:40,298
Oh. Uh, well, I...
451
00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:41,937
No.
452
00:26:41,937 --> 00:26:44,401
Well, don‘t worry.
It‘s just a matter of time.
453
00:26:44,401 --> 00:26:48,207
You know, I always say
that this school district
has the highest taxes,
454
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,847
but the hottest boys.
That‘s disgusting.
455
00:26:50,847 --> 00:26:53,344
Oh, Regina!
You‘re never gonna believe
what I found
456
00:26:53,344 --> 00:26:54,752
in your closet this morning.
457
00:26:54,752 --> 00:26:56,347
Why were you in my closet?
458
00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:58,217
Because I‘m doing
that Japanese organizing thing
459
00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,890
where you take a little nap
in the closet.
460
00:27:02,386 --> 00:27:05,554
I found your Burn Book!
461
00:27:05,554 --> 00:27:08,458
Cady, this is just, like,
the funniest thing
462
00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:09,932
that the girls used to do.
463
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:11,395
Please leave.
You got it, baby.
464
00:27:11,395 --> 00:27:13,166
But, girls, I‘m gonna be
right downstairs
465
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,069
if you need to talk to me
about anything.
466
00:27:15,069 --> 00:27:19,106
I mean it. Deep stuff
or boy troubles or blackheads
467
00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:21,438
or alcohol poisoning.
468
00:27:21,438 --> 00:27:23,605
You know, I have
been through it all.
469
00:27:23,605 --> 00:27:26,278
Honey, I am not a regular mom.
470
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:29,248
I‘m @coolmom with six O‘s.
471
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,415
Hashtag AgingHotly. Hashtag...
472
00:27:31,415 --> 00:27:33,450
Get out.
Okay.
473
00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:35,925
Girls, just have so much fun.
474
00:27:35,925 --> 00:27:40,325
Remember,
these are the best days
of your life.
475
00:27:41,425 --> 00:27:43,559
It does not get better.
476
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:49,741
I remember this.
It was the week they took
all of our phones away.
477
00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:55,439
"Trang Pham is
a grotsky little byotch."
478
00:27:55,439 --> 00:27:56,913
Still true.
479
00:27:56,913 --> 00:27:59,949
"Dawn Schweitzer
is a horny shrimp."
480
00:27:59,949 --> 00:28:01,643
Well, she‘s taller now.
481
00:28:01,643 --> 00:28:05,383
Oh, my God.
"Janis ‘Imi‘ike, Pyro-Lez."
482
00:28:05,383 --> 00:28:06,857
I forgot about that.
483
00:28:06,857 --> 00:28:08,485
Oh, my God, she is so weird.
484
00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:10,520
She is? She‘s in my homeroom.
485
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,556
Oh, well, watch out,
‘cause she‘s violent.
486
00:28:13,556 --> 00:28:15,800
Yeah, people think
she‘s really good at art,
487
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,967
but it‘s just ‘cause
she had to do art therapy.
488
00:28:17,967 --> 00:28:20,662
Yeah, Regina tried
to be friends with her
in middle school.
489
00:28:20,662 --> 00:28:22,202
Oh, my God,
she was obsessed with me.
490
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,633
And then when I got
my first boyfriend, Kyle,
491
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:26,701
she lit my backpack on fire.
492
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,638
Who‘s that?
493
00:28:29,638 --> 00:28:32,014
Mmm...
That‘s that kid Damian.
494
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:34,478
Oh, yeah, he‘s almost too gay
to function.
495
00:28:36,183 --> 00:28:38,152
No, I didn‘t... I didn‘t
mean that in a bad way.
496
00:28:38,152 --> 00:28:40,253
No, that‘s funny.
Put that in there.
497
00:28:40,253 --> 00:28:41,419
Um...
498
00:28:42,552 --> 00:28:44,488
No, I don‘t...
Oh! No, no.
499
00:28:44,488 --> 00:28:46,622
Don‘t worry, Cady,
we only write stuff
about randos in here.
500
00:28:46,622 --> 00:28:49,867
Friends are, like,
very deserving of respect.
501
00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:52,397
Gretchen... she gets it.
502
00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:54,168
Go find the shoes.
503
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,568
The shoes we‘re giving
to Cady.
504
00:28:58,568 --> 00:29:02,011
Oh, my God, you are literally
being so annoying.
505
00:29:03,705 --> 00:29:04,640
Sorry.
506
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,651
Are you okay?
507
00:29:15,651 --> 00:29:17,719
No... uh, totally.
508
00:29:17,719 --> 00:29:19,622
Regina‘s just joking.
509
00:29:19,622 --> 00:29:21,459
These are cute. Try ‘em.
510
00:29:23,659 --> 00:29:26,200
Once I processed that Regina‘s
love language is anger,
511
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,333
it‘s been much...
512
00:29:28,631 --> 00:29:31,106
Aw.
513
00:29:31,106 --> 00:29:34,010
It‘s the music box
I gave Regina
gave me.
514
00:29:43,712 --> 00:29:46,418
Tell me
♪
515
00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,969
When we both
♪
516
00:29:58,969 --> 00:30:02,302
And we both know
♪
517
00:30:11,773 --> 00:30:14,809
How I speak?
♪
518
00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:27,096
Mama called me "beautiful"
♪
519
00:30:45,048 --> 00:30:46,313
Gretchen!
520
00:30:46,313 --> 00:30:47,952
What are you doing in there?
521
00:30:47,952 --> 00:30:49,481
I‘m... I‘m gonna go.
522
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,714
Yep. Be right there!
523
00:30:56,686 --> 00:31:01,691
What‘s wrong with me?
♪
524
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:25,154
They have this book,
this "Burn Book,"
525
00:31:25,154 --> 00:31:27,288
where they write mean things
about girls in our grade.
526
00:31:27,288 --> 00:31:29,455
Ooh, ooh! What does
it say about me?
527
00:31:30,225 --> 00:31:32,392
Um... you‘re not in it.
528
00:31:32,854 --> 00:31:34,328
Those bitches!
529
00:31:34,328 --> 00:31:35,890
What is this, by the way?
It‘s terrible.
530
00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:37,595
Oh, it‘s a Kälteen bar.
531
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:39,828
Here, my mom used to give them
to elderly people in Kapedo
532
00:31:39,828 --> 00:31:42,105
to help them
gain weight.
Mmm.
533
00:31:42,105 --> 00:31:43,975
I can feel it working.
534
00:31:43,975 --> 00:31:46,406
We should, like, crush this up
and put it in Regina‘s food!
535
00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,902
What?
Oh.
536
00:31:47,902 --> 00:31:49,475
No. No, no.
537
00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,345
I will keep having
lunch with them, that‘s it.
538
00:31:51,345 --> 00:31:54,513
Also, we feel bad
we yelled at you
539
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,218
about liking Aaron.
540
00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:58,550
You should go
for what you want.
541
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,882
Hetero allyship.
Oh, okay.
542
00:32:00,882 --> 00:32:03,687
It‘s so dumb. I only
ever see him in Calc anyway.
543
00:32:03,687 --> 00:32:07,394
Oh. You‘re definitely
safe in Calc.
544
00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:09,297
Regina will never set foot
in there.
545
00:32:22,706 --> 00:32:24,807
New shoes?
Uh, yeah.
546
00:32:24,807 --> 00:32:26,545
Regina gave them to me.
547
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:29,218
Huh. I didn‘t know
you guys were friends.
548
00:32:29,218 --> 00:32:31,055
Okay, let‘s get back into it.
549
00:32:31,055 --> 00:32:32,749
Continuity.
Removable discont...
550
00:32:32,749 --> 00:32:34,124
Cady? Eyes up front, please.
551
00:32:35,422 --> 00:32:37,721
Let‘s get back
into where we were Thursday.
552
00:32:37,721 --> 00:32:39,822
Who was awake Thursday?
Who was still awake?
553
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,364
I like your jacket.
554
00:32:43,364 --> 00:32:44,728
Thanks, I made it.
555
00:32:44,728 --> 00:32:46,598
But why do you sew
on top of your drawings?
556
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:49,469
It‘s... like the drawings
are facts
557
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:50,899
and the threads are feelings.
558
00:32:50,899 --> 00:32:53,110
It‘s so cool.
559
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:58,412
So, you talk to your man yet?
560
00:33:00,183 --> 00:33:02,119
I mean, I don‘t even
know what to say to him.
561
00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:05,254
I always come off sounding
like a lunatic.
562
00:33:05,254 --> 00:33:07,223
Do you like gum?
Sure.
563
00:33:08,422 --> 00:33:10,952
Oh, I don‘t have any.
I was just...
564
00:33:10,952 --> 00:33:13,262
Oh.
565
00:33:15,825 --> 00:33:19,763
What?
Why did you say that?
566
00:33:19,763 --> 00:33:23,173
Maybe just try to have
one successful interaction
per day?
567
00:33:26,110 --> 00:33:28,442
I like your shirt.
Thanks.
568
00:33:28,442 --> 00:33:30,708
It smells like sausage
from the last time I wore it.
569
00:33:34,151 --> 00:33:36,010
Dear God, woman.
570
00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:39,420
Have you successfully been
a functioning human being
even once?
571
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:44,656
On October 3rd,
he asked me what day it was.
572
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:47,362
What day is it?
It‘s October 3rd.
573
00:33:51,432 --> 00:33:53,104
That was two weeks ago.
574
00:33:54,402 --> 00:33:55,964
But today I kind of...
575
00:33:55,964 --> 00:33:57,306
I don‘t know,
I tried something
576
00:33:57,306 --> 00:34:00,210
and it just came to me
instinctively.
577
00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,510
I said I was lost.
578
00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:06,216
I‘m totally lost.
Can you help me?
579
00:34:07,151 --> 00:34:08,680
But I wasn‘t lost.
580
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,451
I knew exactly what
Ms. Norbury was talking about.
581
00:34:10,451 --> 00:34:14,048
It‘s the derivative
of the natural log function.
582
00:34:14,048 --> 00:34:16,787
You just take the reciprocal
of the ln.
583
00:34:18,426 --> 00:34:19,394
Thanks.
584
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,694
You‘re so smart.
585
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,895
He was wrong.
586
00:34:25,895 --> 00:34:27,633
Wait, wait. Hold up.
587
00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,569
Guys, pause!
Oh.
588
00:34:32,341 --> 00:34:34,178
You pretended to be dumb
589
00:34:34,178 --> 00:34:36,708
so you could keep talking
to a guy?
590
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:39,579
Uh... Yeah. It worked.
591
00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:41,416
‘Cause that shit
always works, Caddy.
592
00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:43,044
It doesn‘t mean
that it‘s not evil.
593
00:34:43,044 --> 00:34:46,124
Fracking "works."
Red-lining "works."
594
00:34:46,124 --> 00:34:48,126
Gasoline and rags...
595
00:34:48,126 --> 00:34:50,557
Aren‘t you worried
Regina will eat your face
if she finds out?
596
00:34:50,557 --> 00:34:52,361
No, she won‘t find out.
597
00:34:52,361 --> 00:34:55,727
It‘s just my little
Calculus class secret.
598
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:58,367
Oh, um...
599
00:34:58,367 --> 00:35:01,271
So its h prime of x
equals five.
600
00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:03,240
You just forgot
the Product Rule.
601
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,000
I don‘t get any of this.
602
00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:07,673
Nice job, Cady.
603
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,543
It sure seems like you get it.
604
00:35:15,219 --> 00:35:19,949
Hey, my friend Chris is, uh,
having a Halloween party.
605
00:35:19,949 --> 00:35:21,654
Would you want
to come to that?
606
00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:24,085
It‘s like a costume party.
People get pretty into it.
607
00:35:24,085 --> 00:35:25,856
Grool.
608
00:35:25,856 --> 00:35:28,760
I meant to say "great," and
then I started to say "cool."
609
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,992
Okay.
610
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:31,895
Grool.
611
00:35:37,472 --> 00:35:38,869
Hi.
612
00:35:51,981 --> 00:35:55,116
Maybe world peace
♪
613
00:35:55,116 --> 00:35:57,789
World peace
♪
614
00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:59,296
Wait, let me start over.
615
00:36:02,431 --> 00:36:03,762
Hi.
616
00:36:17,644 --> 00:36:21,681
You can pretend
♪
617
00:36:24,453 --> 00:36:30,459
Only in person
♪
618
00:36:30,459 --> 00:36:33,528
Wait. Mama,
use the back camera.
619
00:36:33,528 --> 00:36:37,092
It‘s prettier ‘cause science.
620
00:36:37,092 --> 00:36:38,929
When you are
♪
621
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:43,802
Lookin‘ like what people
♪
622
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:47,608
Once a year I‘m not
♪
623
00:36:47,608 --> 00:36:49,808
Disguised as someone else
♪
624
00:36:55,319 --> 00:36:58,685
I can be
♪
625
00:36:58,685 --> 00:37:02,392
Don‘t like who you are
♪
626
00:37:02,392 --> 00:37:06,187
Rock a new
♪
627
00:37:06,187 --> 00:37:09,498
Why be so downhearted?
♪
628
00:37:09,498 --> 00:37:12,798
And drop it to this hot
♪
629
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:20,575
I can be
♪
630
00:37:35,425 --> 00:37:37,185
I give you sexy corn.
631
00:37:54,169 --> 00:37:55,874
Why are you dressed so scary?
632
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,238
It‘s Halloween.
633
00:37:57,238 --> 00:37:58,877
Cady,
if you don‘t dress slutty,
634
00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,615
that is slut-shaming us.
635
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:09,426
Um, it‘s just,
like, traditionally,
636
00:38:09,426 --> 00:38:11,186
girls had to be witches
or clowns
637
00:38:11,186 --> 00:38:14,189
and we‘ve worked really hard
to progress past that.
638
00:38:14,189 --> 00:38:16,026
That makes sense.
639
00:38:18,435 --> 00:38:20,536
I‘m gonna go find Aaron.
640
00:38:20,536 --> 00:38:21,636
Okay.
641
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:26,707
A sexy Quint
Jaws ♪
642
00:38:28,412 --> 00:38:31,976
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
♪
643
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,749
I can be a sexy pirate
♪
644
00:38:35,749 --> 00:38:40,589
I can be a sexy doctor
♪
645
00:38:40,589 --> 00:38:42,657
That‘s not right,
is it?
No.
646
00:38:43,658 --> 00:38:45,594
I can sexy cure some cancer?
647
00:38:45,594 --> 00:38:47,090
No.
648
00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:49,224
I can cure sex cancer!
649
00:38:49,224 --> 00:38:51,292
Sex cancer doesn‘t exist.
650
00:38:51,292 --> 00:38:53,602
I did it.
651
00:38:53,602 --> 00:38:54,603
Dance break.
652
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:15,954
This is
♪
653
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:19,529
Watch me as I run the world
♪
654
00:39:32,135 --> 00:39:35,006
I‘m a sexy mouse. Duh!
655
00:39:38,515 --> 00:39:40,011
Hey.
Hi.
656
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:41,342
Cady!
657
00:39:41,342 --> 00:39:43,014
Hi!
658
00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:45,346
Ow.
Hey.
659
00:39:45,346 --> 00:39:47,051
I like your costume.
660
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,954
Different
from everyone else‘s.
661
00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:51,825
I didn‘t know
I was supposed to...
662
00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:54,729
I‘m such a weird
foreign loser.
663
00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:56,390
No. It‘s great.
664
00:39:57,633 --> 00:39:58,898
You want a drink?
665
00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:00,999
Thanks.
Uh, do they have juice?
666
00:40:02,396 --> 00:40:04,266
I can check. Wait here.
667
00:40:06,873 --> 00:40:09,876
I think you and Aaron
would be a really cute couple.
668
00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:11,207
Really?
Yeah.
669
00:40:11,207 --> 00:40:12,747
I just said so.
Don‘t be thirsty.
670
00:40:12,747 --> 00:40:15,981
You know, I could talk
to him for you. If you want.
671
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,247
See if he likes you back.
672
00:40:18,247 --> 00:40:20,590
You would do that for me?
Mm-hmm.
673
00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:23,219
Trust me. I know exactly
how to play it.
674
00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:29,390
I need to talk to you.
Me?
675
00:40:29,390 --> 00:40:31,194
I thought you were done
talking to me
676
00:40:31,194 --> 00:40:32,932
when you started talking
to Shane last summer.
677
00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:36,298
Shut up. ‘Cause you know
that homeschooled girl, Cady?
678
00:40:37,365 --> 00:40:38,938
Yeah, I invited her tonight.
679
00:40:40,203 --> 00:40:41,908
Yeah, well, be careful.
680
00:40:41,908 --> 00:40:43,646
‘Cause she has
a huge crush on you.
681
00:40:43,646 --> 00:40:46,440
Really?
682
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,079
Don‘t be gross.
683
00:40:48,651 --> 00:40:50,554
She‘s my friend and...
684
00:40:50,554 --> 00:40:54,316
...she‘s, like, really
inexperienced and, um...
685
00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:02,390
Wow, sorry.
686
00:41:02,390 --> 00:41:04,458
I didn‘t think this
would be so hard for me.
687
00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,734
What?
688
00:41:05,734 --> 00:41:07,263
I don‘t know,
I guess I just...
689
00:41:07,263 --> 00:41:10,464
just have, like, a lot
of, like, unresolved trauma
690
00:41:10,464 --> 00:41:12,235
from how things ended with us.
691
00:41:12,235 --> 00:41:13,775
Give me a break.
692
00:41:17,581 --> 00:41:18,681
Regina.
693
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,619
Regina.
Leave me alone.
694
00:41:22,619 --> 00:41:24,555
G, why are you upset?
695
00:41:24,555 --> 00:41:25,787
Please.
696
00:41:25,787 --> 00:41:28,955
What do you mean,
please? G!
697
00:41:44,608 --> 00:41:47,072
Ice Queen
♪
698
00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:50,471
It‘s what they all expect
♪
699
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,656
Was I too cold
♪
700
00:43:05,656 --> 00:43:08,857
You chose her over me
♪
701
00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:41,087
I‘m trapped
♪
702
00:44:00,403 --> 00:44:03,373
Why do you even
♪
703
00:44:44,513 --> 00:44:47,956
She took him back.
She took Aaron back.
704
00:44:47,956 --> 00:44:49,925
Of course she did.
705
00:44:49,925 --> 00:44:52,686
It‘s because Regina‘s
a life ruiner!
706
00:44:52,686 --> 00:44:54,292
When we were in sixth grade,
she told everybody
707
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:55,865
that Janis was...
Damian!
708
00:44:55,865 --> 00:44:57,966
Okay. She does not need
to hear that right now.
709
00:44:57,966 --> 00:45:00,166
No, I know the story.
710
00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:02,839
You lit a fire ‘cause Regina
got a boyfriend.
711
00:45:02,839 --> 00:45:04,434
She said what?
712
00:45:04,434 --> 00:45:05,809
Oh, hell no.
713
00:45:05,809 --> 00:45:09,274
Damian...
No! The truth
will be told.
714
00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:10,539
Stay with me, Cady.
715
00:45:14,983 --> 00:45:18,448
Like all history,
this is emotionally layered
and culturally dense.
716
00:45:22,221 --> 00:45:24,861
Janis and Regina were
best friends in middle school.
717
00:45:24,861 --> 00:45:29,129
And at that time, females
expressed their identities
through collectible plushies.
718
00:45:29,129 --> 00:45:30,867
I don‘t know what those...
719
00:45:30,867 --> 00:45:35,168
It‘s these bastards.
And they were everywhere.
720
00:45:35,168 --> 00:45:38,732
Regina gave Janis a BFF set
for her birthday.
721
00:45:38,732 --> 00:45:41,009
Janis put a rainbow patch
on hers.
722
00:45:41,009 --> 00:45:42,846
This is how she came out
to her friend.
723
00:45:42,846 --> 00:45:44,276
And Regina put one
on hers, too,
724
00:45:44,276 --> 00:45:47,081
out of allyship because
she used to be human.
725
00:45:47,081 --> 00:45:52,053
Cut to eight months later,
Regina becomes obsessed
with this gross boy. Kyle!
726
00:45:52,053 --> 00:45:54,484
Your scale is
completely off.
Hush!
727
00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:58,686
One night, they were
all playing spin the bottle...
728
00:45:58,686 --> 00:46:01,689
And Regina was worried
that Kyle liked Karen more.
729
00:46:01,689 --> 00:46:05,099
So when she spun
and got Janis,
730
00:46:05,869 --> 00:46:07,464
Regina put on a little show.
731
00:46:11,006 --> 00:46:12,469
And Kyle was like "boing"!
732
00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:13,910
And Regina was like...
733
00:46:13,910 --> 00:46:15,340
..."I knew she would let me!
734
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,815
She‘s, like,
obsessed with me!"
735
00:46:17,815 --> 00:46:19,245
Not okay.
736
00:46:19,245 --> 00:46:21,214
Please put this all back
in its box.
737
00:46:21,214 --> 00:46:23,051
They got into a huge fight.
738
00:46:23,051 --> 00:46:25,020
Regina started avoiding Janis
at school,
739
00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:26,890
but did she give back
that plush animal?
740
00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:29,750
Oh, no.
She took it everywhere.
741
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:32,588
She named her "Sissy Liz"
and she made everyone say
742
00:46:32,588 --> 00:46:33,963
"good morning" to it
every day,
743
00:46:33,963 --> 00:46:35,360
and it was very weird
and boring.
744
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,625
Fast forward.
745
00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:38,561
One day in Science,
746
00:46:38,561 --> 00:46:41,267
Regina was making everyone
say hi to Sissy Liz.
747
00:46:41,267 --> 00:46:43,269
And Janis finally heard it.
748
00:46:43,269 --> 00:46:45,876
"Sissy Liz" was short
for "Obsessed Lesbian."
749
00:46:45,876 --> 00:46:48,978
Regina had been making fun
of Janis this entire time
750
00:46:48,978 --> 00:46:50,342
and everyone but her knew it.
751
00:46:51,310 --> 00:46:53,510
So, and this is regrettable...
752
00:46:55,853 --> 00:46:57,316
Janis took
her Bunsen burner...
753
00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:01,815
and torched the doll.
754
00:47:01,815 --> 00:47:04,125
And Regina‘s backpack
caught on fire a little bit
755
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,326
and Janis was kicked
out of school
for the remainder of the year.
756
00:47:07,326 --> 00:47:09,823
And the adults
didn‘t know why.
757
00:47:09,823 --> 00:47:12,232
Janis just seemed crazy.
758
00:47:14,531 --> 00:47:16,533
I‘m really sorry
that happened.
759
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,075
It‘s worse than my thing.
760
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:23,243
Caddy, don‘t be sorry.
761
00:47:23,243 --> 00:47:26,609
Now you know Regina George
is not your friend.
762
00:47:26,609 --> 00:47:28,413
We are your friends.
763
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:29,953
And we‘re gonna
make her pay.
764
00:47:37,026 --> 00:47:39,963
And they are fun
♪
♪
765
00:47:39,963 --> 00:47:42,163
When someone hurts you
♪
766
00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:44,693
And grind your foe
♪
767
00:47:46,596 --> 00:47:49,137
Imagine a party
♪
768
00:47:49,137 --> 00:47:52,107
And singing and dancing
♪
769
00:47:52,107 --> 00:47:55,473
And there‘s a magic act
♪
770
00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:59,081
And this time
♪
771
00:47:59,081 --> 00:48:03,316
Now that‘s a party!
It‘s a revenge party
♪
772
00:48:03,316 --> 00:48:05,549
With somebody‘s head
♪
773
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:09,520
It‘s a revenge party
♪
774
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,292
It‘s like a party
With revenge
♪
775
00:48:13,722 --> 00:48:15,196
Caddy, in order
for this to work,
776
00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:16,791
you need to act
like a huge phony.
777
00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:18,265
Can you do it?
778
00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:19,464
I... I think so.
779
00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:21,334
Practice.
780
00:48:21,334 --> 00:48:24,370
Regina wanted me to tell you
that she tried
to talk to Aaron,
781
00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:27,571
but he just wanted her back,
and that‘s not Regina‘s fault.
782
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,342
Of course. Oh, my gosh.
783
00:48:30,178 --> 00:48:31,674
Love ya. See you at lunch.
784
00:48:31,674 --> 00:48:34,578
Perfect!
On to phase two.
785
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,987
I‘ll bring
♪
786
00:48:36,987 --> 00:48:39,990
I‘ll bring balloons
And we‘ll have
♪
787
00:48:41,717 --> 00:48:44,225
I‘ll be the DJ
♪
788
00:48:44,225 --> 00:48:47,294
On a turntable made
♪
789
00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:50,594
We‘ll get a piñata
♪
790
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,167
And play dress up
♪
791
00:48:57,073 --> 00:48:59,933
Then we‘ll stuff her remains
♪
792
00:49:01,737 --> 00:49:05,048
A revenge party
♪
793
00:49:05,048 --> 00:49:07,743
With entrails
♪
794
00:49:07,743 --> 00:49:11,021
A revenge party
♪
795
00:49:11,021 --> 00:49:13,551
And I end up with Aaron
♪
796
00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:19,722
I end up with Aaron
when she‘s gone.
797
00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:21,658
Yes, bitch.
798
00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:32,570
I think I need a tutor.
799
00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:34,869
I could tutor you,
if you want.
800
00:49:42,052 --> 00:49:45,847
Regina! Regina!
She has everything
♪
801
00:49:50,225 --> 00:49:51,457
What is that?
802
00:49:51,457 --> 00:49:53,129
Ugh, I‘m so fat
and disgusting.
803
00:49:53,129 --> 00:49:54,460
I‘m not having anything
804
00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:56,264
but Kälteen bars
until I lose weight.
805
00:49:56,264 --> 00:49:57,826
Well, I need
to lose three pounds.
806
00:49:57,826 --> 00:49:58,992
How many calories from fat?
807
00:49:58,992 --> 00:50:00,268
Zero.
808
00:50:00,268 --> 00:50:02,105
You cross-multiply x
over a thousand
809
00:50:02,105 --> 00:50:03,931
and divide it by 0.5
because it‘s in kilograms.
810
00:50:03,931 --> 00:50:06,505
Whatever.
Bring me a whole box.
811
00:50:06,505 --> 00:50:08,705
No, um, bring me two.
812
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:18,979
A revenge party
♪
813
00:50:18,979 --> 00:50:21,784
With somebody crushed
♪
♪
814
00:50:21,784 --> 00:50:24,985
A revenge party
♪
815
00:50:24,985 --> 00:50:27,493
It‘s like a party
With revenge
♪
816
00:50:48,085 --> 00:50:50,846
Did her boobs get bigger?
♪
817
00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:04,365
Six weeks and all we‘ve done
is make Regina hotter
and revive the wet look.
818
00:51:04,365 --> 00:51:06,301
We have to pivot.
819
00:51:06,301 --> 00:51:08,897
If we can make
Gretchen Wieners think
that Regina is mad at her...
820
00:51:08,897 --> 00:51:10,800
No, no, no.
Gretchen is fragile.
821
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,736
Exactly!
822
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,540
If we crack her open,
maybe she‘ll spill
something we can use.
823
00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:26,915
Hey, girl, you sending
any candy canes this year?
824
00:51:26,915 --> 00:51:29,918
Oh.
I don‘t send them.
I just get them.
825
00:51:31,392 --> 00:51:33,922
Um, stop pulling it down.
826
00:51:33,922 --> 00:51:36,133
Your hair looks so sexy
pushed back.
827
00:51:37,134 --> 00:51:38,894
Cady, would you
please tell him
828
00:51:38,894 --> 00:51:41,028
that his hair looks sexy
pushed back?
829
00:51:42,601 --> 00:51:44,669
Your hair looks sexy
pushed back.
830
00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:45,769
Oh...
831
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,413
Thanks.
832
00:51:56,285 --> 00:51:58,386
I‘ll, uh, see you in Calc.
833
00:52:00,421 --> 00:52:03,193
At every party
♪
834
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:13,698
You might be thinking
"It‘s late, we should go
♪
835
00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:17,471
No! I can‘t even watch
♪
836
00:52:17,471 --> 00:52:20,177
And I‘ve watched a snake
♪
837
00:52:20,177 --> 00:52:23,807
Regina needs to be toppled
♪
838
00:52:26,942 --> 00:52:29,043
One candy cane, please!
839
00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:34,917
A revenge party
♪
840
00:52:37,117 --> 00:52:39,988
She has everything!
♪
841
00:52:43,090 --> 00:52:44,861
Ho, ho, ho!
842
00:52:44,861 --> 00:52:47,127
Candy Cane Gram
for Shane Oman!
843
00:52:48,568 --> 00:52:50,636
And one for Cady Heron.
844
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,068
Four for Glenn Cocco?
845
00:52:54,068 --> 00:52:55,971
You go, Glenn Cocco!
846
00:52:55,971 --> 00:52:58,039
Glenn Cocco!
♪
847
00:52:59,282 --> 00:53:03,011
And... none
for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
848
00:53:03,682 --> 00:53:04,815
Who sent that?
849
00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:06,113
Oh, it‘s from...
850
00:53:08,258 --> 00:53:11,525
"Thanks for being
such a great best friend."
851
00:53:11,525 --> 00:53:12,559
Aw.
852
00:53:13,362 --> 00:53:14,693
Oh.
853
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:16,926
Okay.
854
00:53:18,334 --> 00:53:20,237
If you and Regina are
"best friends" now,
855
00:53:20,237 --> 00:53:23,130
then you can be in charge of
keeping all her secrets, okay?
856
00:53:23,130 --> 00:53:26,166
For example, she gave you
those high-heel shoes
just to make fun of you
857
00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:29,246
because she knew
you wouldn‘t be able
to walk in them. Sorry!
858
00:53:29,246 --> 00:53:32,106
Also, she says
she has a nose job,
859
00:53:32,106 --> 00:53:33,679
but that‘s just to distract
from the fact
860
00:53:33,679 --> 00:53:36,176
that she had one
of her ears moved!
861
00:53:36,176 --> 00:53:38,882
Also, she totally cheats
on Aaron.
862
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,852
Yeah. Every Tuesday,
she says she has College Prep,
863
00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:43,524
but really she‘s hooking up
with Shane Oman
864
00:53:43,524 --> 00:53:45,361
in the third-floor
janitorial closet
865
00:53:45,361 --> 00:53:48,188
on the bags of sawdust
that they use for barf!
866
00:53:48,188 --> 00:53:50,366
And I never told anyone
867
00:53:50,366 --> 00:53:52,566
because I‘m such
a good friend!
868
00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:57,439
And I‘m only telling you
because you‘re such
a good friend.
869
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:10,551
With somebody‘s head
♪
870
00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:13,587
A revenge party
♪
871
00:54:13,587 --> 00:54:17,327
It‘s like a party
With revenge
♪
872
00:54:36,236 --> 00:54:38,381
A party with revenge
♪
873
00:55:00,799 --> 00:55:03,769
Hey, do you have time to go
over derivatives for a minute?
874
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,673
Oh, um... no, not today.
875
00:55:09,269 --> 00:55:10,380
Cady?
876
00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:14,483
Um...
877
00:55:14,483 --> 00:55:16,815
You‘ve failed
your last five quizzes.
Is everything okay?
878
00:55:16,815 --> 00:55:19,455
I‘m... I‘m sorry.
I‘ll just try harder.
879
00:55:19,455 --> 00:55:21,248
Okay, because
if you need extra help,
880
00:55:21,248 --> 00:55:23,316
there‘s a Mathletes meeting
starting in a couple minutes.
881
00:55:23,316 --> 00:55:25,659
I can‘t. I‘m sorry.
I have to go
to my friend Regina‘s house.
882
00:55:25,659 --> 00:55:27,727
We‘re doing a dance
in the talent show.
883
00:55:27,727 --> 00:55:30,125
"Rockin‘ Around
the Pole"?
Yeah, how did you know?
884
00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:32,094
They do it every year.
It‘s like a...
885
00:55:32,094 --> 00:55:33,865
Tradition?
Recurring nightmare.
886
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:37,605
Okay, I could probably
get Kevin to tutor you.
887
00:55:37,605 --> 00:55:39,541
Well, Aaron‘s tutoring me now,
so...
888
00:55:39,541 --> 00:55:42,269
Oh, he‘s tutoring you?
Sure, okay, well,
889
00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:44,645
let Aaron know that the weird
thing with your quizzes
890
00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:47,846
is that all the work is right
and only the answers are wrong.
891
00:55:47,846 --> 00:55:50,244
Huh.
Huh.
892
00:55:50,244 --> 00:55:53,214
Cady, I am not gonna
stop pushing you,
because I‘m a pusher.
893
00:55:53,214 --> 00:55:55,458
And I know you‘re smarter
than this.
894
00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:59,825
Maybe I should just push
your seat away from Aaron‘s.
895
00:55:59,825 --> 00:56:02,795
Ugh! And she was like,
"I‘m a pusher, Cady.
I‘m a pusher."
896
00:56:02,795 --> 00:56:05,160
Wait, what does she even mean,
she‘s a "pusher"?
897
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:09,637
Like a drug pusher?
I don‘t know.
She‘s so weird.
898
00:56:09,637 --> 00:56:12,475
Let it all out, honey.
Put it in the book.
899
00:56:15,137 --> 00:56:17,370
Look at this thing!
900
00:56:18,811 --> 00:56:21,946
I can‘t even see it.
It‘s sexy,
like a face breast.
901
00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:25,521
It happens to me, too.
It‘s just the Kälteen bars
flushing your toxins.
902
00:56:25,521 --> 00:56:27,017
Huh. Okay.
903
00:56:27,017 --> 00:56:29,118
Well, this skin stuff
you gave me sucks!
904
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:31,087
Where did you get it?
905
00:56:40,470 --> 00:56:41,702
The Paris airport.
906
00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:43,033
Oh, "the Paris airport."
907
00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:44,936
Well, it‘s garbage.
And so are you.
908
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:50,337
She‘s just grouchy
because Aaron
broke up with her.
909
00:56:50,337 --> 00:56:51,877
He did?
910
00:56:51,877 --> 00:56:53,483
Someone told him
about Shane.
911
00:56:54,308 --> 00:56:56,046
Do you think it was Santa?
912
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,082
Oh...
913
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:01,887
Also,
all that she‘s been eating
are those Kälteen bars,
914
00:57:01,887 --> 00:57:04,021
and I don‘t think she‘s pooped
in, like, two weeks.
915
00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,660
Uh...
916
00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,530
Hey, G, we‘ve practiced
a bunch with Cady.
917
00:57:07,530 --> 00:57:08,729
You want to run it once?
918
00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,863
Why? I‘m perfect every year.
919
00:57:10,863 --> 00:57:12,326
Mm-hmm.
920
00:57:12,326 --> 00:57:14,537
Yeah, but it‘s,
uh, Cady‘s first time
921
00:57:14,537 --> 00:57:16,539
and there‘s a bunch
of traffic patterns...
922
00:57:16,539 --> 00:57:19,399
Stop playing with
that stupid babyish book!
923
00:58:04,312 --> 00:58:06,556
Uh, that was
Damian Hubbard singing...
924
00:58:06,556 --> 00:58:09,053
theme song
925
00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:10,692
in French for extra credit.
926
00:58:10,692 --> 00:58:11,825
Yeah!
927
00:58:13,387 --> 00:58:15,862
Our next act describes
their music
928
00:58:15,862 --> 00:58:19,261
as "Like a sine wave,
they don‘t stop."
929
00:58:19,261 --> 00:58:22,704
Please welcome Kevin G
and the Power of Three.
930
00:58:22,704 --> 00:58:24,937
Uh. Yeah.
931
00:58:27,203 --> 00:58:29,370
Suckah emcees
♪
932
00:58:29,370 --> 00:58:31,680
From my grades to my rhymes
♪
933
00:58:34,914 --> 00:58:36,751
I‘ma find acute angles
♪
934
00:58:36,751 --> 00:58:39,116
I‘m a Model UN rep
♪
935
00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:41,349
But I‘m a overachiever
♪
936
00:58:41,349 --> 00:58:43,989
She be like
♪
937
00:58:43,989 --> 00:58:45,485
Inappropriate.
938
00:58:45,485 --> 00:58:46,992
Kevin, we talked about this.
939
00:58:46,992 --> 00:58:49,489
Well,
happy holidays, everybody.
940
00:58:51,667 --> 00:58:54,197
Why is this so tight?
941
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:55,968
You‘ve had it
since the sixth grade.
942
00:58:55,968 --> 00:58:58,003
You‘re probably maturing.
943
00:58:58,003 --> 00:59:00,841
Um, do you just,
like, want to run it one time
real quick?
944
00:59:00,841 --> 00:59:04,174
Gretchen,
literally no one cares.
945
00:59:04,174 --> 00:59:06,308
Mm-hmm. No, totally.
946
00:59:06,308 --> 00:59:08,541
Um, do you just want
to run the acro?
947
00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:10,719
Because none of us really does
gymnastics anymore
948
00:59:10,719 --> 00:59:12,952
and when we made up this dance,
we all weighed, like, 70 pounds,
949
00:59:12,952 --> 00:59:16,153
so maybe we should
just make sure everyone‘s
center of gravity is still...
950
00:59:16,153 --> 00:59:17,352
Still what?
951
00:59:18,518 --> 00:59:19,596
Nothing.
952
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:30,673
Thank you,
Shelby and Timmy, for tapping.
953
00:59:30,673 --> 00:59:32,675
Also, if anyone finds
a retainer
954
00:59:32,675 --> 00:59:35,975
in a bright aqua case,
that is mine.
955
00:59:35,975 --> 00:59:37,471
Please return it.
956
00:59:37,471 --> 00:59:39,616
My insurance won‘t cover
a replacement.
957
00:59:40,848 --> 00:59:42,718
Karen, I can see your bra.
958
00:59:42,718 --> 00:59:44,621
It‘s on purpose.
I‘m going for a look.
959
00:59:44,621 --> 00:59:46,480
Is it "girl
who slept with 11 people"?
960
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,723
‘Cause you‘re nailing it.
961
00:59:49,516 --> 00:59:52,519
I think your top is fetch.
Gretchen!
962
00:59:52,519 --> 00:59:54,554
Stop trying
to make "fetch" happen.
963
00:59:54,554 --> 00:59:57,458
It‘s not going to happen.
964
01:00:01,099 --> 01:00:03,871
Okay,
please welcome Santa‘s Helpers
965
01:00:03,871 --> 01:00:05,840
doing "Rockin‘
Around the Pole."
966
01:00:15,751 --> 01:00:18,182
We‘re gonna
♪
967
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:23,319
Up through the sleet
♪
968
01:00:23,319 --> 01:00:26,729
Then we‘ll hop and bop
♪
969
01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:34,968
And we‘ll be rock, rock
♪
970
01:00:34,968 --> 01:00:37,971
Where the northern lights
♪
971
01:00:37,971 --> 01:00:41,678
Rock, rock, rockin‘
♪
972
01:00:41,678 --> 01:00:44,813
We‘ll rock that pole
♪
973
01:00:44,813 --> 01:00:48,014
And we‘ll be sing, sing
♪
974
01:00:48,014 --> 01:00:49,609
Thank you, next!
975
01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:55,021
Yeah, we‘ll be rock
♪
976
01:00:55,021 --> 01:00:57,991
Rockin‘ till the break
♪
977
01:00:57,991 --> 01:01:01,027
Yeah, we‘ll be rockin‘
♪
978
01:01:01,027 --> 01:01:04,195
And they‘ll be talkin‘
♪
979
01:01:06,461 --> 01:01:08,331
And rollin‘ and lockin‘
♪
980
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:11,972
Till the North Pole police
♪
981
01:01:33,686 --> 01:01:36,832
So, I went
to the Christmas show
and it was a mess, y‘all.
982
01:01:36,832 --> 01:01:38,658
Regina ate total shit.
983
01:01:38,658 --> 01:01:40,363
I think people saw her nipple.
984
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:41,694
It‘s just unprofessional.
985
01:01:41,694 --> 01:01:43,300
This was kind of hilarious.
986
01:01:45,467 --> 01:01:47,139
I‘ve watched
987
01:01:47,139 --> 01:01:50,538
this video a thousand times.
Gretchen piledrived Regina.
988
01:01:50,538 --> 01:01:52,210
Regina really should be
lifting through her glutes.
989
01:01:52,210 --> 01:01:54,278
Regina challenge!
990
01:01:54,278 --> 01:01:55,884
You know
what that bitch gets?
991
01:01:55,884 --> 01:01:57,281
Not my sympathy.
992
01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:58,711
It‘s not like
we like Regina anyway.
993
01:01:58,711 --> 01:02:00,614
She‘s such a bitch.
She‘s so spoiled.
994
01:02:00,614 --> 01:02:02,858
Regina always wanted
to be the center of attention.
995
01:02:02,858 --> 01:02:05,058
Girl, we all see you.
996
01:02:05,058 --> 01:02:07,126
Regina got what she deserves.
997
01:02:07,126 --> 01:02:08,963
But you know, that Cady girl
was kind of cute.
998
01:02:08,963 --> 01:02:10,030
You know, she stayed,
she waved.
999
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:12,395
She ate, like, house down.
1000
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,265
Cady Heron was the only one
that acted normal.
1001
01:02:14,265 --> 01:02:15,838
Oh, yeah.
I think she salvaged
1002
01:02:15,838 --> 01:02:17,532
the worst tradition
of the year.
1003
01:02:17,532 --> 01:02:19,501
Period.
She was... She‘s kind of hot.
1004
01:02:19,501 --> 01:02:21,503
She might even be hotter
than Regina George.
1005
01:02:21,503 --> 01:02:24,374
No zits. Gum health.
American Eagle.
1006
01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:26,013
Cady doesn‘t even have
to wear deodorant.
1007
01:02:26,013 --> 01:02:27,575
I‘m thinking of going red.
1008
01:02:27,575 --> 01:02:29,049
Okay, so, somebody sent me
this look, and I was like,
1009
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:31,018
"Hot girls,
we are going back to red!
1010
01:02:31,018 --> 01:02:32,822
Y2K fire-crotch is back!"
1011
01:02:32,822 --> 01:02:34,648
Thank you, Cady Heron.
1012
01:02:34,648 --> 01:02:36,353
Cady was looking good.
1013
01:02:37,794 --> 01:02:39,158
Caddy!
1014
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:41,754
Did you hear me?
1015
01:02:41,754 --> 01:02:44,328
What?
We did it.
1016
01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:45,758
Regina lost
her hot boyfriend.
1017
01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:47,232
She lost her status
over everyone.
1018
01:02:47,232 --> 01:02:48,871
She popped her blemish
against the stage floor.
1019
01:02:48,871 --> 01:02:50,235
That‘s rock bottom.
1020
01:02:51,071 --> 01:02:53,238
We can stop. We‘re even.
1021
01:02:53,238 --> 01:02:55,108
Finally you don‘t have
to talk to them anymore.
1022
01:02:55,108 --> 01:02:57,407
We can finally
have lunch together tomorrow.
1023
01:02:57,407 --> 01:02:58,980
I‘m getting dumplings.
1024
01:02:58,980 --> 01:03:00,817
Unless they have pizza bagels,
then I might get both.
1025
01:03:00,817 --> 01:03:02,478
So good.
I can‘t.
1026
01:03:04,645 --> 01:03:06,614
I need one more lunch.
1027
01:03:30,275 --> 01:03:33,047
I‘m sorry, Regina.
You can‘t sit with us.
1028
01:03:35,247 --> 01:03:36,809
What?
1029
01:03:37,986 --> 01:03:40,681
You‘re wearing sweatpants.
It‘s Thursday.
1030
01:03:41,649 --> 01:03:43,453
Whatever.
Those rules aren‘t real.
1031
01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:44,993
They were real
that day I wore a vest.
1032
01:03:44,993 --> 01:03:46,621
Yeah, because that vest
was disgusting!
1033
01:03:46,621 --> 01:03:49,063
You can‘t sit with us!
1034
01:04:01,834 --> 01:04:04,276
These sweatpants
are all that fit me right now.
1035
01:04:07,675 --> 01:04:08,984
What do you think, Cady?
1036
01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:19,753
Sorry, Regina.
Rules are rules.
1037
01:04:21,755 --> 01:04:22,855
Fine.
1038
01:04:25,165 --> 01:04:28,102
Oh.
1039
01:04:30,368 --> 01:04:32,403
Take a picture, losers.
It‘ll last longer.
1040
01:04:40,983 --> 01:04:42,743
And that...
...was the beginning...
1041
01:04:42,743 --> 01:04:43,678
...of the...
...mother*******
1042
01:04:43,678 --> 01:04:45,251
...end.
1043
01:04:48,815 --> 01:04:50,388
Hello,
may I have your attention
1044
01:04:50,388 --> 01:04:51,928
for this morning‘s
announcements?
1045
01:04:53,358 --> 01:04:55,096
In honor
of Women‘s History Month,
1046
01:04:55,096 --> 01:04:58,693
the cafeteria is offering
vegan "Confident Joannes"
1047
01:04:58,693 --> 01:05:01,234
which are Sloppy Joes
made of beans.
1048
01:05:03,368 --> 01:05:05,238
Secondly, we want
to wish good luck
1049
01:05:05,238 --> 01:05:07,636
to junior, Janis ‘Imi‘ike...
1050
01:05:07,636 --> 01:05:09,077
...who is a finalist
1051
01:05:09,077 --> 01:05:11,640
in the Illinois Art Expo
this Saturday.
1052
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:14,148
Go, Lions! Even for Art.
1053
01:05:14,148 --> 01:05:15,908
Art, art, art!
Next up,
1054
01:05:15,908 --> 01:05:18,350
the Students Activities
Committee voted,
1055
01:05:18,350 --> 01:05:20,121
and the theme for
this year‘s Spring Fling...
1056
01:05:20,121 --> 01:05:22,651
What‘s that lip color?
Oh, it‘s e.l.f. O Face in...
1057
01:05:22,651 --> 01:05:24,092
No, amazing, yeah.
1058
01:05:24,092 --> 01:05:25,819
I was just making sure
your ears still worked.
1059
01:05:25,819 --> 01:05:30,461
And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling King and Queen
1060
01:05:30,461 --> 01:05:31,891
are as follows:
1061
01:05:31,891 --> 01:05:34,036
For King, Aaron Samuels,
1062
01:05:34,036 --> 01:05:37,039
Christian Wiggins
and Shane Oman.
1063
01:05:37,039 --> 01:05:39,107
And Damian Hubbard. What?
1064
01:05:40,075 --> 01:05:41,538
For Queen...
1065
01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,012
...Regina George...
1066
01:05:43,012 --> 01:05:45,575
...Karen Shetty
and Gretchen Wieners.
1067
01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,808
Same old, same old.
And Caddy Heron.
1068
01:05:50,745 --> 01:05:52,087
Wow.
1069
01:05:52,087 --> 01:05:53,055
Wait, my mistake.
1070
01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:57,026
Cady Heron.
1071
01:06:01,228 --> 01:06:02,724
Oh, my God.
1072
01:06:02,724 --> 01:06:06,134
Oh, my God,
so many people are texting me.
1073
01:06:06,134 --> 01:06:08,763
Should I, um, text Aaron
and congratulate him?
1074
01:06:08,763 --> 01:06:10,072
No.
1075
01:06:10,072 --> 01:06:11,898
Hey, do you want a lift
this weekend?
1076
01:06:11,898 --> 01:06:13,966
‘Cause Damian‘s borrowing
his grandma‘s Jazzy.
1077
01:06:13,966 --> 01:06:15,539
A lift to what?
1078
01:06:17,013 --> 01:06:19,609
My art show.
Didn‘t you just hear
Mr. Duvall talking about it?
1079
01:06:19,609 --> 01:06:22,447
Oh, that‘s this weekend?
Yeah.
1080
01:06:22,447 --> 01:06:26,385
Oh, shoot.
I have tickets to this thing
in Madison with my mom.
1081
01:06:26,385 --> 01:06:27,650
Uh, I‘m sorry.
1082
01:06:29,619 --> 01:06:32,424
Yeah, you seem
super sad about it.
1083
01:06:35,031 --> 01:06:37,330
So, what are we doing
this weekend?
1084
01:06:37,330 --> 01:06:39,134
Why is everyone asking me
about the weekend?
1085
01:06:39,134 --> 01:06:40,597
It‘s Tuesday.
1086
01:06:40,597 --> 01:06:44,172
Yeah, the weekend is only...
several days away.
1087
01:06:44,172 --> 01:06:46,537
I have to go to this thing
in Madison with my mom.
1088
01:06:46,537 --> 01:06:48,341
Your mom is going away?
You should have people over.
1089
01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:50,112
No, I‘m going with her.
1090
01:06:50,112 --> 01:06:53,181
Well, if you have people over,
you can invite Aaron.
1091
01:06:56,481 --> 01:06:58,087
Huh.
1092
01:06:58,087 --> 01:06:59,781
Yeah, I guess
I could get out of it.
1093
01:06:59,781 --> 01:07:01,948
But, like,
1094
01:07:01,948 --> 01:07:05,325
we would keep it small, right?
Like five or six people?
1095
01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:06,788
Yes!
Sure!
1096
01:07:06,788 --> 01:07:09,395
Why are you doing this to me?!
1097
01:07:09,395 --> 01:07:12,332
I promised my friend Janis
I‘d go to her art show!
1098
01:07:12,332 --> 01:07:14,697
we‘ve had
these tickets for months.
1099
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:16,204
You love Neil deGrasse Tyson.
1100
01:07:16,204 --> 01:07:17,337
Mom!
1101
01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:19,768
Janis is my best friend!
1102
01:07:19,768 --> 01:07:21,572
Do you not want me
to be a good friend?!
1103
01:07:21,572 --> 01:07:23,035
No! Yes! What?
1104
01:07:23,035 --> 01:07:27,182
You can, uh, stay home
on your own, I guess.
1105
01:07:27,182 --> 01:07:29,514
Hey. I‘m having
a small get-together
1106
01:07:29,514 --> 01:07:32,649
at my house tomorrow night.
My mom‘s away, so...
1107
01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:33,980
Is Regina going?
1108
01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:36,620
No! Do you think
I‘m an idiot? No.
1109
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:38,655
It‘s just gonna be
a few cool people,
1110
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:40,426
and you better be
one of them, byotch.
1111
01:07:41,526 --> 01:07:43,462
Okay. I‘ll be there.
1112
01:08:01,513 --> 01:08:02,943
No, no, no!
1113
01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,330
Have you seen Aaron?
1114
01:08:16,330 --> 01:08:18,090
What?
Aaron!
1115
01:08:18,090 --> 01:08:19,663
Karen?
1116
01:08:20,829 --> 01:08:21,929
Hi.
1117
01:08:26,241 --> 01:08:28,276
Whoo!
1118
01:08:35,514 --> 01:08:37,076
I‘ve been looking for you.
1119
01:08:37,846 --> 01:08:39,485
Me as well.
1120
01:08:39,485 --> 01:08:42,356
I like your costume.
I mean, um, your dress.
1121
01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:45,590
Is this you holding
a crocodile?
1122
01:08:45,590 --> 01:08:48,461
Oh, my God,
don‘t look at that.
That is so embarrassing.
1123
01:08:48,461 --> 01:08:50,859
No, it‘s not. It‘s awesome.
1124
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,092
You miss Kenya?
1125
01:08:53,092 --> 01:08:54,401
Yes.
1126
01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:56,029
No. I mean, I...
1127
01:08:57,063 --> 01:08:58,966
Well, I miss...
1128
01:08:58,966 --> 01:09:01,408
I could see
a lot more sky there.
1129
01:09:01,408 --> 01:09:02,805
At night.
1130
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:05,874
My mom and I used
to map the constellations.
1131
01:09:06,611 --> 01:09:08,041
The stars.
1132
01:09:16,951 --> 01:09:18,788
You still on
the treadmill, honey?
1133
01:09:18,788 --> 01:09:20,493
No, I‘m over there.
1134
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:25,201
You got any plans tonight?
It‘s Saturday.
1135
01:09:25,201 --> 01:09:27,665
Mom, don‘t bother me.
1136
01:09:27,665 --> 01:09:30,932
I know you‘re not
feeling your best
about your body right now,
1137
01:09:30,932 --> 01:09:35,068
but remember that real beauty
comes from the face.
1138
01:09:35,068 --> 01:09:38,709
Don‘t ever talk about my body!
1139
01:09:38,709 --> 01:09:40,744
Okay, okay.
1140
01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:47,883
Wait, honey, why are
you eating Kälteen bars?
1141
01:09:47,883 --> 01:09:50,259
These are what
we gave Nana Joan
1142
01:09:50,259 --> 01:09:51,953
when we needed her
to gain weight.
1143
01:10:15,713 --> 01:10:17,682
I am drinking
1144
01:10:17,682 --> 01:10:19,750
not juice tonight.
1145
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:21,653
I know. I can tell.
1146
01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:23,820
We should go downstairs.
1147
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:26,394
No, no, no, sit down.
I‘m amazing.
1148
01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:36,228
I think you should wear
your hair however you want.
1149
01:10:36,228 --> 01:10:38,934
I think it looks good
both ways.
1150
01:10:42,674 --> 01:10:45,644
Thank you
for inviting me tonight.
1151
01:10:45,644 --> 01:10:48,515
I think
I‘ve spent too much time
being pissed at Regina.
1152
01:10:48,515 --> 01:10:50,077
Yeah, you really have.
1153
01:10:50,077 --> 01:10:53,113
No more liars.
I would never lie to you.
1154
01:10:54,653 --> 01:10:57,018
I mean,
I did lie to you once.
1155
01:10:57,018 --> 01:10:59,559
But you are totally
gonna laugh when I tell you.
1156
01:10:59,559 --> 01:11:00,989
Tell me what?
1157
01:11:00,989 --> 01:11:02,925
We‘re in here!
1158
01:11:08,161 --> 01:11:11,263
I pretended
to be bad at math
1159
01:11:11,263 --> 01:11:13,903
to get you to help me,
but I‘m not bad at math.
1160
01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:16,576
I‘m actually... I‘m actually
really good at math.
1161
01:11:16,576 --> 01:11:20,481
You‘re the one who‘s only
kind of okay at math.
1162
01:11:20,481 --> 01:11:22,780
Anyways, um,
now I‘m failing.
1163
01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:26,817
So isn‘t that so dumb?
That is dumb, yeah.
1164
01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:29,457
Why wouldn‘t you
just talk to me?
1165
01:11:29,457 --> 01:11:31,426
Because of Regina.
‘Cause you were her property.
1166
01:11:31,426 --> 01:11:33,461
Her property?
Shut up. Not her property.
1167
01:11:33,461 --> 01:11:34,792
Don‘t tell me to shut up.
1168
01:11:36,398 --> 01:11:38,796
What? Aaron, sit down.
1169
01:11:38,796 --> 01:11:40,600
You are a clone of Regina.
1170
01:11:43,372 --> 01:11:45,033
No. No, no, no!
1171
01:11:45,033 --> 01:11:47,508
What are you thinking about?
1172
01:11:47,508 --> 01:11:48,773
Chicken wings later.
1173
01:11:48,773 --> 01:11:50,236
Do you ever think about me?
1174
01:11:50,236 --> 01:11:53,041
Sometimes.
When I‘m looking right at you.
1175
01:12:01,456 --> 01:12:03,359
Cady, Cady, Cady!
No, no, no.
1176
01:12:07,462 --> 01:12:08,991
Aaron!
1177
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,499
Aaron, wait!
1178
01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:19,804
You dirty little liar.
1179
01:12:20,739 --> 01:12:22,268
I... I can explain.
1180
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:24,039
Explain how you‘re supposed
to be out of town
1181
01:12:24,039 --> 01:12:25,480
but there are
60 different people
1182
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:27,273
posting pictures
from your party?
1183
01:12:27,273 --> 01:12:28,747
You know
I couldn‘t invite you.
1184
01:12:28,747 --> 01:12:30,650
I... I have to act
like I don‘t know you.
1185
01:12:30,650 --> 01:12:32,751
You are full of lies!
1186
01:12:32,751 --> 01:12:34,621
Janis, I cannot stop
this Jazzy.
1187
01:12:34,621 --> 01:12:35,853
You know I have a curfew!
1188
01:12:35,853 --> 01:12:37,822
You would hate this party.
1189
01:12:37,822 --> 01:12:39,527
Why? Aren‘t you having
an amazing time
1190
01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:41,023
with your amazing friends?
1191
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,992
Janis, I can‘t spend
every minute with you.
1192
01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:45,060
It‘s not my fault you‘re like
obsessed with me or something!
1193
01:12:48,096 --> 01:12:51,704
What?
Oh, no, she didn‘t.
1194
01:12:51,704 --> 01:12:54,135
See, this is the problem
with you Plastics.
1195
01:12:54,135 --> 01:12:56,203
You think everyone
is obsessed with you
1196
01:12:56,203 --> 01:12:58,040
when actually
everybody hates you.
1197
01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,976
You made me like this.
1198
01:12:59,976 --> 01:13:02,209
It was your idea for me
to pretend to be Plastic!
1199
01:13:02,209 --> 01:13:03,947
Buddy, it‘s not pretend!
1200
01:13:03,947 --> 01:13:05,685
You are as plastic
♪
1201
01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:08,886
You think
♪
1202
01:13:10,657 --> 01:13:11,955
But here‘s what
♪
1203
01:13:13,495 --> 01:13:15,728
To not pretend
♪
1204
01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:17,961
Here.
1205
01:13:18,863 --> 01:13:22,130
Have this. It won an award.
Janis.
1206
01:13:35,517 --> 01:13:37,486
And I want my pink shirt.
1207
01:14:37,942 --> 01:14:42,716
This is what I get
♪
1208
01:15:20,281 --> 01:15:22,690
I want to watch
♪
1209
01:15:25,594 --> 01:15:27,629
I want to watch
♪
1210
01:15:30,962 --> 01:15:33,459
I want to watch
♪
1211
01:15:35,670 --> 01:15:38,200
I want to watch
♪
1212
01:16:02,455 --> 01:16:05,491
Cady, time to
♪
1213
01:16:21,078 --> 01:16:23,685
And in case
♪
1214
01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:33,827
I‘m just so upset, Mr. Duvall.
1215
01:16:33,827 --> 01:16:35,356
We found it in the hallway.
1216
01:16:35,356 --> 01:16:37,864
I mean, the things
it says about me?
1217
01:16:37,864 --> 01:16:39,393
The things it says
about all of us?
1218
01:16:39,393 --> 01:16:41,230
I want to watch
♪
1219
01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:43,771
Trang Pham
♪
1220
01:16:45,773 --> 01:16:49,744
"Rachel Hamilton fills
her inhaler with vodka"?
1221
01:16:49,744 --> 01:16:52,109
I mean... does that work?
1222
01:16:57,510 --> 01:16:58,951
♪
No, no, no. No!
1223
01:16:58,951 --> 01:17:02,119
"Ms. Norbury is a sad,
old drug pusher"?
1224
01:17:03,758 --> 01:17:06,695
"Haley Fralenger has" ...what?
1225
01:17:06,695 --> 01:17:07,960
What‘s this?
Hairy nips.
1226
01:17:09,665 --> 01:17:11,590
Good Lord.
1227
01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:14,626
Mmm, I want
♪
1228
01:17:17,134 --> 01:17:19,532
Don‘t you worry.
We‘re gonna find out
who did this.
1229
01:17:19,532 --> 01:17:22,205
There‘s only three girls
in the whole school
who aren‘t in it.
1230
01:17:32,644 --> 01:17:35,152
I want to watch
♪
1231
01:17:37,759 --> 01:17:40,157
I want to watch
♪
1232
01:17:53,269 --> 01:17:55,469
"Damian Hubbard
is too gay to function"?
1233
01:17:55,469 --> 01:17:57,075
That is only okay
when I say it.
1234
01:17:57,075 --> 01:17:58,538
Only Cady could
have written that.
1235
01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:08,581
I want to watch
♪
1236
01:18:08,581 --> 01:18:12,794
I want to make
♪
1237
01:18:18,195 --> 01:18:20,098
Oh, hell no!
1238
01:18:20,098 --> 01:18:24,036
I did not go
to graduate school for this.
1239
01:18:24,036 --> 01:18:29,272
I want to watch
♪
1240
01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:34,948
All junior girls report
to the gymnasium immediately!
1241
01:18:34,948 --> 01:18:36,609
Immediately!
1242
01:18:49,127 --> 01:18:52,328
Never in my 31 years
as an educator
1243
01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:54,165
have I seen such behavior.
1244
01:18:54,165 --> 01:18:57,267
I have half a mind to cancel
your Spring Fling dance!
1245
01:18:57,267 --> 01:18:59,368
No!
I object.
1246
01:19:01,139 --> 01:19:02,503
But we‘re not gonna do that
1247
01:19:02,503 --> 01:19:04,208
because we‘ve already paid
the DJ.
1248
01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:08,949
But I am taking
this "Burn Book" seriously.
1249
01:19:08,949 --> 01:19:10,951
Now who has something
to say about this?
1250
01:19:19,553 --> 01:19:20,895
Someone wrote in that book
1251
01:19:20,895 --> 01:19:22,160
that I‘m lying
about being a virgin
1252
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:24,866
because I use
super-jumbo tampons.
1253
01:19:24,866 --> 01:19:27,165
But I can‘t help it
if I have a heavy flow
1254
01:19:27,165 --> 01:19:28,804
and a wideset vagina.
1255
01:19:28,804 --> 01:19:32,599
Okay. Thank you.
Hold that thought.
1256
01:19:33,765 --> 01:19:36,240
Sharon, you need
to run this.
Oh, come on.
1257
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:37,879
I need to be able
to tell parents
1258
01:19:37,879 --> 01:19:40,112
that we fixed this,
and honestly,
1259
01:19:40,112 --> 01:19:41,883
you need to prove
whoever called you
1260
01:19:41,883 --> 01:19:45,117
a drug pusher
was just joking.
1261
01:19:45,117 --> 01:19:47,020
Okay, fine,
but you are walking the dogs
1262
01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:49,055
every morning
for the rest of the week.
1263
01:19:49,055 --> 01:19:50,683
Thank you. I love you.
1264
01:19:50,683 --> 01:19:52,289
I love you, too.
1265
01:19:58,999 --> 01:20:00,693
Excuse me.
1266
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:05,973
Well, okay, hotshots,
1267
01:20:06,732 --> 01:20:08,305
who wrote all this junk?
1268
01:20:10,912 --> 01:20:11,946
Cady?
1269
01:20:12,804 --> 01:20:14,476
Any ideas?
1270
01:20:16,808 --> 01:20:17,809
No.
1271
01:20:17,809 --> 01:20:19,448
Interesting.
1272
01:20:19,448 --> 01:20:21,153
Um, can I just say,
1273
01:20:21,153 --> 01:20:23,287
I don‘t think we have a clique
problem at this school?
1274
01:20:23,287 --> 01:20:25,586
And some of us
shouldn‘t have to participate
1275
01:20:25,586 --> 01:20:27,555
in whatever this is,
1276
01:20:27,555 --> 01:20:29,524
um, just because
of a few bad people.
1277
01:20:29,524 --> 01:20:31,900
"A few bad people."
Mm-hmm.
1278
01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:35,827
Okay.
Well, let‘s unpack that.
1279
01:20:35,827 --> 01:20:38,170
I want everybody
to close your eyes.
1280
01:20:40,370 --> 01:20:41,800
And I want you
to raise your hand
1281
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:43,769
if you have ever had
a girl say something bad
1282
01:20:43,769 --> 01:20:45,078
about you behind your back.
1283
01:20:46,981 --> 01:20:49,247
Open your eyes.
1284
01:20:52,283 --> 01:20:54,153
Now close them again.
1285
01:20:54,153 --> 01:20:56,551
This time I want you
to raise your hand
1286
01:20:56,551 --> 01:20:58,586
if you have ever said
something bad
1287
01:20:58,586 --> 01:21:00,357
about a friend
behind her back.
1288
01:21:09,267 --> 01:21:10,829
Open your eyes.
1289
01:21:14,173 --> 01:21:15,471
Hmm.
1290
01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:17,209
Seems like maybe
we could take a break
1291
01:21:17,209 --> 01:21:20,179
from being victims
in this situation
1292
01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:22,016
and start taking
responsibility
1293
01:21:22,016 --> 01:21:23,985
for our own actions.
1294
01:21:23,985 --> 01:21:26,383
Okay, we‘re gonna write out
some apologies
1295
01:21:26,383 --> 01:21:28,649
to people that we‘ve hurt
in our lives.
1296
01:21:28,649 --> 01:21:30,090
Everybody up.
1297
01:21:32,719 --> 01:21:35,029
I‘m gonna kill you.
1298
01:21:35,029 --> 01:21:37,889
‘Cause one thing
I know for sure, guys:
1299
01:21:37,889 --> 01:21:41,860
Calling someone "ugly" is not
gonna make you better looking.
1300
01:21:41,860 --> 01:21:45,468
Calling somebody else "stupid"
does not make you any smarter.
1301
01:21:45,468 --> 01:21:48,141
And we as women have
to be able to trust
1302
01:21:48,141 --> 01:21:50,737
and support each other.
1303
01:21:50,737 --> 01:21:51,870
Like this.
1304
01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:57,216
Okay, that was good.
That was really good.
1305
01:21:57,216 --> 01:21:59,548
That could have
really backfired.
1306
01:21:59,548 --> 01:22:01,187
Alyssa,
1307
01:22:01,187 --> 01:22:02,991
I‘m sorry I said you look
like you comb your hair
1308
01:22:02,991 --> 01:22:04,091
with a chicken bone.
1309
01:22:05,851 --> 01:22:07,963
I know you‘re vegetarian.
1310
01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:14,596
Gretchen, I‘m sorry I
laughed at you that time
you got diarrhea
1311
01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:16,763
on the Ferris wheel.
1312
01:22:16,763 --> 01:22:18,897
And I‘m sorry
for repeating it now.
1313
01:22:18,897 --> 01:22:21,042
And I‘m sorry to the people
who were below us.
1314
01:22:24,177 --> 01:22:25,442
Soona,
1315
01:22:25,442 --> 01:22:27,246
I‘m sorry I said
you were dragging
1316
01:22:27,246 --> 01:22:29,380
during "Revenge Party."
1317
01:22:29,380 --> 01:22:31,217
There was just, like,
so much pressure on us
1318
01:22:31,217 --> 01:22:33,054
to move the story forward
through montage.
1319
01:22:33,054 --> 01:22:34,154
Like, you know how it is.
1320
01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:36,618
What is going on?
1321
01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:37,949
Don‘t worry about it.
1322
01:22:37,949 --> 01:22:40,061
I just wish
we could all get along
1323
01:22:40,061 --> 01:22:42,261
like we used to
in elementary school.
1324
01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:44,725
I wish
I could bake a cake
1325
01:22:44,725 --> 01:22:48,102
made out of rainbows
and smiles.
1326
01:22:48,102 --> 01:22:50,698
Then we could all eat it
and be happy.
1327
01:22:50,698 --> 01:22:53,041
She don‘t even go here!
1328
01:22:54,207 --> 01:22:55,934
Do you go to this school?
1329
01:22:55,934 --> 01:22:58,607
I‘m here for a track meet.
1330
01:22:58,607 --> 01:23:00,939
I just have a lot of feelings!
1331
01:23:00,939 --> 01:23:02,974
Okay, sweetheart,
you got to go home.
1332
01:23:02,974 --> 01:23:05,119
Okay.
1333
01:23:05,119 --> 01:23:06,681
Come on, we‘re gonna...
Oh, thank you.
1334
01:23:06,681 --> 01:23:08,320
...we‘re gonna call
your grown-up.
1335
01:23:08,947 --> 01:23:10,553
My turn, I guess.
1336
01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:12,522
Watch, this is either gonna be
some really crappy art
1337
01:23:12,522 --> 01:23:13,952
or really good fire.
1338
01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:23,203
Okay, sure.
1339
01:23:23,203 --> 01:23:25,073
I have an apology.
1340
01:23:26,437 --> 01:23:28,472
My friend and I thought
it would be fun
1341
01:23:28,472 --> 01:23:31,343
to mess up
Regina George‘s life.
1342
01:23:31,343 --> 01:23:33,609
So we got
these candy-bar things
1343
01:23:33,609 --> 01:23:35,281
to make her gain weight...
1344
01:23:35,281 --> 01:23:38,119
...and we told her lard
was face cream.
1345
01:23:39,483 --> 01:23:42,585
And we turned her best friends
against her.
1346
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:45,291
And then my friend Cady...
1347
01:23:45,291 --> 01:23:47,854
Yeah, you all know
my friend Cady.
1348
01:23:47,854 --> 01:23:52,958
She got Regina‘s boyfriend
to dump her!
1349
01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,663
Oh!
1350
01:23:54,663 --> 01:23:56,027
And it turns out,
1351
01:23:56,027 --> 01:23:57,897
Cady‘s actually
just as selfish
1352
01:23:57,897 --> 01:24:00,636
and phony as Regina George.
1353
01:24:02,209 --> 01:24:04,310
So this apology is to myself.
1354
01:24:05,542 --> 01:24:07,412
Because I should‘ve
known better.
1355
01:24:09,007 --> 01:24:10,646
So your best friend
♪
1356
01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:12,384
Acted nice when
♪
1357
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,289
‘Cause it‘s happened
♪
1358
01:24:16,289 --> 01:24:19,556
Here‘s my secret strategy
♪
1359
01:24:19,556 --> 01:24:22,493
The world doesn‘t end
♪
1360
01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:38,641
I won‘t twist in knots
♪
1361
01:24:38,641 --> 01:24:40,709
I will say
♪
1362
01:24:40,709 --> 01:24:43,679
And if you treat me bad
♪
1363
01:24:43,679 --> 01:24:45,615
If I eat alone
♪
1364
01:24:47,551 --> 01:24:50,719
‘Cause I‘d rather be me
♪
1365
01:25:01,268 --> 01:25:03,028
We‘re supposed
♪
1366
01:25:06,537 --> 01:25:08,341
Boys get to fight
♪
1367
01:25:08,341 --> 01:25:09,540
Here‘s the way that
♪
1368
01:25:11,674 --> 01:25:14,677
How to slap someone down
♪
1369
01:25:22,014 --> 01:25:25,589
‘Cause sometimes
♪
1370
01:25:28,955 --> 01:25:32,266
So I will not act all innocent
♪
1371
01:25:32,266 --> 01:25:34,059
Let‘s just fight
♪
1372
01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:39,768
Clean the slate
♪
1373
01:25:39,768 --> 01:25:43,035
It‘s a new life for me
♪
1374
01:25:51,351 --> 01:25:52,913
I‘ll say, "Knock it off
♪
1375
01:25:52,913 --> 01:25:55,256
And your rules
♪
1376
01:25:55,256 --> 01:25:57,148
And those sycophants
Who follow you
♪
1377
01:25:57,148 --> 01:26:00,459
And when they drag you down
♪
1378
01:26:00,459 --> 01:26:02,263
I will not laugh along
♪
1379
01:26:02,263 --> 01:26:03,627
And approve
♪
1380
01:26:07,433 --> 01:26:09,061
I don‘t need
♪
1381
01:26:11,206 --> 01:26:14,440
Every asshole has opinions
♪
1382
01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:17,872
What‘s true is being me
♪
1383
01:26:24,417 --> 01:26:28,179
So raise ‘em high
♪
1384
01:26:32,656 --> 01:26:39,531
I‘d rather be me
♪
1385
01:26:39,531 --> 01:26:41,236
Walk away, turd.
1386
01:26:41,236 --> 01:26:44,030
Regina, I‘m so sorry!
I didn‘t mean to hurt you!
1387
01:26:44,030 --> 01:26:46,538
You are
a lowlife version of me...
1388
01:26:46,538 --> 01:26:55,382
I‘d rather be me
♪
1389
01:27:07,053 --> 01:27:09,990
And that‘s how
Regina George died.
1390
01:27:09,990 --> 01:27:13,697
Again, no one died!
1391
01:27:13,697 --> 01:27:16,436
I mean, technically, Regina
did die for, like, 15 seconds
1392
01:27:16,436 --> 01:27:18,372
but then she was revived.
1393
01:27:18,372 --> 01:27:21,573
And of course,
the rumor mill
started going insane.
1394
01:27:21,573 --> 01:27:24,070
I just saw
Regina get hit by a bus.
1395
01:27:24,070 --> 01:27:26,479
An artery come out
of her neck and her head
went all the way around!
1396
01:27:26,479 --> 01:27:28,008
Guys, street safety
is so important.
1397
01:27:28,008 --> 01:27:29,812
I‘m just sad, like,
that‘s all I can say.
1398
01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:35,719
We are sending
our love and prayers...
1399
01:27:35,719 --> 01:27:38,150
Link in bio to my GoFundMe
page to raise money.
1400
01:27:38,150 --> 01:27:39,393
Regina, we knew
you would pull through.
1401
01:27:39,393 --> 01:27:40,988
How do I get this
off my algorithm?
1402
01:27:40,988 --> 01:27:42,858
I‘m not one
to spread rumors,
1403
01:27:42,858 --> 01:27:45,025
but I‘m pretty sure I saw Cady
push her right in front of it.
1404
01:27:45,025 --> 01:27:46,961
On my life, Cady pushed her.
1405
01:27:46,961 --> 01:27:49,502
I literally saw Cady
push Regina.
1406
01:27:49,502 --> 01:27:51,405
Don‘t fill up my comments,
but... karma.
1407
01:27:51,405 --> 01:27:54,540
Girls are made deranged
by what‘s called hormones.
1408
01:27:54,540 --> 01:27:55,871
Hormones.
1409
01:27:55,871 --> 01:28:00,315
W-H-O-R...
1410
01:28:06,178 --> 01:28:08,455
F that bitch.
F that wench.
1411
01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:17,398
All right.
1412
01:28:17,398 --> 01:28:21,435
Ms. Norbury is on a, uh,
temporary leave of absence.
1413
01:28:21,435 --> 01:28:23,096
Jail.
Hey.
1414
01:28:23,096 --> 01:28:25,802
I heard that, Miss Rockwell.
1415
01:28:25,802 --> 01:28:28,475
Anyways, we‘re not sure
who your substitute...
1416
01:28:28,475 --> 01:28:30,345
I did it.
1417
01:28:32,611 --> 01:28:35,680
I wrote that Ms. Norbury is
a drug pusher, and it‘s a lie.
1418
01:28:46,119 --> 01:28:49,122
Three-week suspension.
1419
01:28:49,122 --> 01:28:52,466
This is not
who I know you to be.
1420
01:28:52,466 --> 01:28:53,500
I know.
1421
01:28:57,669 --> 01:28:59,231
Where is my Ndebele vase?
1422
01:28:59,231 --> 01:29:02,267
What?
What do you mean, what?
1423
01:29:02,267 --> 01:29:05,072
You know, the colorful vase
that‘s always in that window.
1424
01:29:05,072 --> 01:29:06,480
Where is it?
1425
01:29:10,913 --> 01:29:13,817
I had some friends over
when you were away.
1426
01:29:13,817 --> 01:29:15,115
Go.
1427
01:29:15,115 --> 01:29:16,754
Go do your homework!
1428
01:29:16,754 --> 01:29:18,756
Um, also...
1429
01:29:20,219 --> 01:29:22,628
I need you to sign
my Calculus test,
1430
01:29:22,628 --> 01:29:23,893
‘cause I‘m failing.
1431
01:29:54,759 --> 01:29:56,596
Hey.
1432
01:29:56,596 --> 01:29:59,599
I guess you‘ll need this back
to set an alarm for tomorrow.
1433
01:30:00,325 --> 01:30:02,030
Don‘t want it.
1434
01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:04,263
You only have one message.
1435
01:30:04,263 --> 01:30:06,936
From someone named Karen,
who says:
1436
01:30:06,936 --> 01:30:10,137
"Donut worry.
I am still your freend."
1437
01:30:14,482 --> 01:30:16,715
How bad is it gonna
be tomorrow?
1438
01:30:16,715 --> 01:30:18,486
I was thinking maybe
I should go back
1439
01:30:18,486 --> 01:30:20,147
to being homeschooled.
1440
01:30:20,147 --> 01:30:21,247
Sweetie, no.
1441
01:30:21,247 --> 01:30:22,985
It‘s too small, me and you.
1442
01:30:22,985 --> 01:30:24,921
And I think
you‘re learning things now
1443
01:30:24,921 --> 01:30:26,824
that I don‘t know
how to teach.
1444
01:30:33,028 --> 01:30:34,502
Good night.
1445
01:30:35,503 --> 01:30:37,296
Mom?
Hmm?
1446
01:30:38,968 --> 01:30:43,137
Can you sit with me
till I fall asleep?
1447
01:30:43,874 --> 01:30:44,941
Mm-hmm.
1448
01:30:56,282 --> 01:30:58,493
Oh, sweetie.
1449
01:31:18,744 --> 01:31:21,274
Oh, hi. Did you want
to buy some drugs?
1450
01:31:21,274 --> 01:31:24,079
No, I was just handing
my quiz back.
1451
01:31:24,079 --> 01:31:26,884
You know, when the police
tore apart my house
1452
01:31:26,884 --> 01:31:28,589
looking for imaginary heroin,
1453
01:31:28,589 --> 01:31:31,482
I found this old calculator
that I thought I lost, so...
1454
01:31:31,482 --> 01:31:33,055
totally worth it.
1455
01:31:33,858 --> 01:31:35,189
I‘m really sorry.
1456
01:31:35,189 --> 01:31:36,927
Thank you.
1457
01:31:36,927 --> 01:31:38,797
But I know you didn‘t write
that whole book yourself.
1458
01:31:38,797 --> 01:31:40,227
You gonna tell Mr. Duvall
who did?
1459
01:31:41,459 --> 01:31:42,867
No.
1460
01:31:42,867 --> 01:31:44,968
Trying this new thing
where I don‘t talk
1461
01:31:44,968 --> 01:31:46,497
about people
behind their backs.
1462
01:31:46,497 --> 01:31:49,742
Getting hit by a bus seems
like enough punishment.
1463
01:31:51,007 --> 01:31:53,405
100.
Welcome back, nerd.
1464
01:31:55,308 --> 01:31:57,783
Will you be attending
the Spring Fling this weekend?
1465
01:31:57,783 --> 01:32:00,115
No. Everyone hates me.
1466
01:32:00,115 --> 01:32:02,348
Perfect, because
I figured out a way for you
1467
01:32:02,348 --> 01:32:03,690
to earn some extra credit.
1468
01:32:03,690 --> 01:32:05,483
Hey, Bird,
you ready to suit up
1469
01:32:05,483 --> 01:32:07,562
and show off
your math schquills?
1470
01:32:07,562 --> 01:32:09,597
Kev, stop trying
to make "schquills" happen.
It‘s not gonna happen.
1471
01:32:09,597 --> 01:32:12,699
Jacob, get off my dick.
Hey! PG-13, please.
1472
01:32:30,376 --> 01:32:33,016
Welcome to the ICMT
State Math Championships.
1473
01:32:33,016 --> 01:32:34,886
Sponsored by SeatGeek.
1474
01:32:34,886 --> 01:32:36,547
Yeah, SeatGeek!
1475
01:32:36,547 --> 01:32:38,186
Tonight will be
the culmination
1476
01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:41,123
of all you‘ve worked for.
1477
01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:43,191
Each right answer
will be worth two points.
1478
01:32:43,191 --> 01:32:46,898
The highest score at the end
of 40 minutes of play wins.
1479
01:32:46,898 --> 01:32:49,802
As always, no calculators.
1480
01:32:51,034 --> 01:32:54,004
Question one.
Two, three, four!
1481
01:32:59,042 --> 01:33:02,045
Determine the equation of
the tangent line to the graph.
1482
01:33:03,310 --> 01:33:05,510
The answer is B.
Correct.
1483
01:33:05,510 --> 01:33:08,513
Solve the equation above
using prime numbers.
1484
01:33:08,513 --> 01:33:10,625
Prime factor 41.
1485
01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:12,187
Correct.
1486
01:33:12,187 --> 01:33:13,925
Please solve for x.
1487
01:33:13,925 --> 01:33:16,224
x = 2?
Incorrect.
1488
01:33:16,224 --> 01:33:17,929
x is greater
than the value of y.
1489
01:33:17,929 --> 01:33:19,700
Correct.
1490
01:33:30,535 --> 01:33:34,473
Smart with math
♪
1491
01:33:36,607 --> 01:33:37,850
Negative two!
1492
01:33:37,850 --> 01:33:38,917
Correct.
1493
01:33:42,547 --> 01:33:44,824
Whoa-oa-oa
♪
1494
01:33:44,824 --> 01:33:47,486
Function [x] = mx + c.
Correct.
1495
01:33:51,259 --> 01:33:52,898
Whoa-oa-oa
♪
1496
01:33:52,898 --> 01:33:54,460
Both polynomials
are second degree,
1497
01:33:54,460 --> 01:33:56,066
so the asymptote is at y = 5.
1498
01:33:56,066 --> 01:33:57,771
Excellent.
1499
01:33:57,771 --> 01:33:59,399
I feel my brain
♪
1500
01:34:01,566 --> 01:34:03,535
Does this guy work out?
♪
1501
01:34:05,779 --> 01:34:10,080
Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy
♪
1502
01:34:12,445 --> 01:34:13,479
Negative four?
1503
01:34:13,479 --> 01:34:14,887
True.
1504
01:34:14,887 --> 01:34:16,086
29?
1505
01:34:16,086 --> 01:34:17,252
The slope is zero.
1506
01:34:17,252 --> 01:34:18,583
Incorrect.
1507
01:34:18,583 --> 01:34:20,090
The slope
of the tangent line is four.
1508
01:34:20,090 --> 01:34:22,928
Excellent.
1509
01:34:22,928 --> 01:34:25,590
Well, this has only ever
happened once before.
1510
01:34:25,590 --> 01:34:28,769
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a tie.
1511
01:34:30,936 --> 01:34:32,399
In the event of a tie,
1512
01:34:32,399 --> 01:34:35,006
we move into a one-on-one
sudden-death round
1513
01:34:35,006 --> 01:34:37,107
where each team
may choose their opponent.
1514
01:34:43,608 --> 01:34:45,181
We pick the girl.
1515
01:34:46,853 --> 01:34:48,580
We pick the girl, too.
1516
01:34:51,352 --> 01:34:53,860
Ms. Krafft, Ms. Heron,
please step forward.
1517
01:35:10,437 --> 01:35:13,473
Nice to meet you.
Whatever, slut.
1518
01:35:13,473 --> 01:35:17,015
Contestants, please find
the limit of this expression.
1519
01:35:21,646 --> 01:35:23,714
You know,
it‘s not me against you.
1520
01:35:23,714 --> 01:35:26,992
It‘s North Shore
versus Marymount.
1521
01:35:28,059 --> 01:35:30,061
A very wise teacher...
1522
01:35:30,061 --> 01:35:31,590
The limit is negative one.
1523
01:35:33,031 --> 01:35:34,802
That answer is incorrect.
1524
01:35:37,233 --> 01:35:40,170
If Ms. Heron
can answer correctly,
we have a winner.
1525
01:35:40,170 --> 01:35:43,008
You got this, Golf Bird.
1526
01:35:43,008 --> 01:35:46,011
Why can‘t I remember
anything about limits?
1527
01:35:46,011 --> 01:35:48,046
Honey, I don‘t know your life.
1528
01:35:49,641 --> 01:35:51,786
Why did you waste time
insulting me?
1529
01:35:51,786 --> 01:35:53,711
Why did I waste time
judging your hair?
1530
01:35:53,711 --> 01:35:55,449
This is not a competition.
1531
01:35:56,252 --> 01:35:58,155
It kind of is, though.
1532
01:35:58,155 --> 01:35:59,750
Right.
1533
01:36:00,553 --> 01:36:01,961
A math one.
1534
01:36:08,231 --> 01:36:12,334
No what ifs, might haves
♪
1535
01:36:17,042 --> 01:36:19,110
I see the things
♪
1536
01:36:19,110 --> 01:36:21,475
No, that‘s not the me
♪
1537
01:36:21,475 --> 01:36:24,478
The limit
♪
1538
01:36:25,446 --> 01:36:27,217
The limit does not exist.
1539
01:36:27,217 --> 01:36:30,220
Our new state champions,
the North Shore Mathletes.
1540
01:36:34,389 --> 01:36:35,896
Yeah, you like that,
Marymount?
1541
01:36:35,896 --> 01:36:38,294
Get some! Get some!
1542
01:36:38,294 --> 01:36:40,032
Don‘t hold me back!
Don‘t hold me back!
1543
01:36:51,043 --> 01:36:54,145
But now I get it
♪
1544
01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:55,916
Have you seen Jason?
1545
01:36:55,916 --> 01:36:57,984
Like right now
or like ever in life?
1546
01:36:57,984 --> 01:36:59,579
Ohhh, miss!
1547
01:36:59,579 --> 01:37:01,988
I‘m supposed to hang
with my fallback in there
1548
01:37:01,988 --> 01:37:03,484
but, you know,
if you wanted to slip out,
1549
01:37:03,484 --> 01:37:05,651
meet in my Jeep or...
Jason!
1550
01:37:05,651 --> 01:37:07,125
It‘s me!
1551
01:37:07,125 --> 01:37:08,621
"Fallback"?
1552
01:37:08,621 --> 01:37:10,865
No, I... I know.
Yeah, I knew the whole time.
1553
01:37:10,865 --> 01:37:12,999
No, we are done!
1554
01:37:12,999 --> 01:37:14,231
Because you know what?
1555
01:37:14,231 --> 01:37:18,202
I have a 140 IQ,
very toned legs,
1556
01:37:18,202 --> 01:37:20,303
and my parents love me!
1557
01:37:20,303 --> 01:37:22,404
And you will regret this
when you‘re old
1558
01:37:22,404 --> 01:37:24,879
because I am fricking fetch!
1559
01:37:24,879 --> 01:37:27,607
That‘s how you use it.
Come on.
1560
01:37:29,642 --> 01:37:31,578
Okay, attention, everybody.
1561
01:37:32,513 --> 01:37:35,516
Whoo-hoo-hoo,
let‘s go!
1562
01:37:42,787 --> 01:37:43,898
Regina!
1563
01:37:46,824 --> 01:37:48,430
You look pretty.
1564
01:37:50,762 --> 01:37:53,006
I‘m wearing
a corrective neck collar.
1565
01:37:59,441 --> 01:38:02,807
I‘m sorry about the bus.
I feel like it‘s all my fault.
1566
01:38:02,807 --> 01:38:05,216
No... No, it‘s not your fault.
1567
01:38:05,216 --> 01:38:07,955
Cady, don‘t apologize for
things that aren‘t your fault.
1568
01:38:07,955 --> 01:38:10,485
But, yeah,
I forgive you, ‘cause...
1569
01:38:12,322 --> 01:38:14,192
I‘m on a lot
of pain medication right now.
1570
01:38:14,192 --> 01:38:16,964
You know I died
for 15 seconds?
1571
01:38:16,964 --> 01:38:18,064
Yeah.
1572
01:38:19,626 --> 01:38:23,663
Anyway, my mom was really
pumped to be on the news.
1573
01:38:24,972 --> 01:38:26,402
It‘s weird
when people treat you
1574
01:38:26,402 --> 01:38:27,700
like you‘re famous
or something.
1575
01:38:27,700 --> 01:38:30,076
It‘s amazing.
1576
01:38:30,076 --> 01:38:31,473
Until it‘s not.
1577
01:38:33,211 --> 01:38:37,215
Look, I...
I know I have to change.
1578
01:38:38,249 --> 01:38:40,449
And I was harsh.
1579
01:38:40,449 --> 01:38:42,220
And people say
that I‘m a bitch.
1580
01:38:42,220 --> 01:38:44,849
You know what they would
call me if I was a boy?
1581
01:38:44,849 --> 01:38:47,819
Strong.
"Reginald."
1582
01:38:47,819 --> 01:38:51,724
That‘s what my mom was gonna
name me if I was a boy, so...
1583
01:38:51,724 --> 01:38:54,793
Honestly,
I would rather be "bitch."
1584
01:39:00,601 --> 01:39:02,834
I like you.
1585
01:39:02,834 --> 01:39:05,705
But this medicine
makes me like everyone, so...
1586
01:39:05,705 --> 01:39:07,982
Okay,
do we have all of our nominees
1587
01:39:07,982 --> 01:39:10,644
for the Spring Fling
King and Queen onstage?
1588
01:39:10,644 --> 01:39:13,020
I just want to say
you‘re all winners.
1589
01:39:13,020 --> 01:39:18,223
And I am retiring as soon
as this evening is over.
1590
01:39:19,554 --> 01:39:22,293
The winner
of the Spring Fling King is...
1591
01:39:22,293 --> 01:39:24,130
Shane Oman.
1592
01:39:26,132 --> 01:39:27,826
Whoo! Yeah!
1593
01:39:31,137 --> 01:39:32,237
Hey.
1594
01:39:33,766 --> 01:39:35,801
Um, have you seen Janis?
1595
01:39:35,801 --> 01:39:38,078
Every day since 2009.
1596
01:39:38,078 --> 01:39:39,574
But she doesn‘t want
to see you.
1597
01:39:39,574 --> 01:39:42,181
And
your Spring Fling Queen...
1598
01:39:42,181 --> 01:39:44,975
Damian, I‘m...
I‘m really sorry.
1599
01:39:44,975 --> 01:39:47,318
Cady Heron.
1600
01:39:47,318 --> 01:39:50,057
What?
I mean, of course she is.
1601
01:39:52,422 --> 01:39:54,061
Go, Cady!
1602
01:39:55,590 --> 01:39:56,888
Where is Cady?
1603
01:40:11,375 --> 01:40:12,706
Congratulations.
1604
01:40:16,644 --> 01:40:17,744
Um...
1605
01:40:18,910 --> 01:40:20,879
I think people voted for me
1606
01:40:20,879 --> 01:40:22,419
because they think
I pushed someone
1607
01:40:22,419 --> 01:40:23,783
in front of a bus.
1608
01:40:23,783 --> 01:40:27,061
It‘s not your fault.
A bus pushed me.
1609
01:40:30,823 --> 01:40:34,134
But what is my fault is
1610
01:40:34,134 --> 01:40:35,729
the way I treated my friends.
1611
01:40:37,467 --> 01:40:40,569
I used you and I lied to you
and I‘m... I‘m so sorry.
1612
01:40:44,001 --> 01:40:46,674
I‘m also sorry to everyone
1613
01:40:46,674 --> 01:40:48,742
whose feelings got hurt
from the Burn Book.
1614
01:40:48,742 --> 01:40:50,348
You know,
it‘s really not required
1615
01:40:50,348 --> 01:40:51,976
for you to make a speech.
1616
01:40:51,976 --> 01:40:54,121
Right. Almost done,
I promise. Um...
1617
01:40:55,221 --> 01:40:59,192
I think everyone looks
like royalty tonight.
1618
01:40:59,192 --> 01:41:04,791
It just seems weird
for one person to win this.
1619
01:41:07,365 --> 01:41:10,104
I mean,
it‘s just a chunk of plastic.
1620
01:41:12,304 --> 01:41:14,933
We could just share it.
1621
01:41:18,871 --> 01:41:23,216
Cheap, fake
♪
1622
01:41:26,043 --> 01:41:28,848
Here... Take it.
1623
01:41:33,886 --> 01:41:36,889
Plastic don‘t shine
♪
1624
01:41:36,889 --> 01:41:41,058
Rhinestones don‘t shine
♪
1625
01:41:41,058 --> 01:41:44,435
You are so real
♪
1626
01:42:23,771 --> 01:42:25,509
All right,
have a good time, everyone.
1627
01:42:25,509 --> 01:42:26,576
No vaping.
1628
01:42:26,576 --> 01:42:27,808
Rachel Hamilton!
1629
01:42:27,808 --> 01:42:28,941
Give me that inhaler.
1630
01:42:43,626 --> 01:42:45,562
Are you still mad at me?
1631
01:42:45,562 --> 01:42:47,993
I don‘t know.
Are you still an asshole?
1632
01:42:48,796 --> 01:42:50,270
I don‘t think so?
1633
01:42:56,540 --> 01:42:58,036
Cute.
1634
01:43:11,049 --> 01:43:13,227
She sounds good.
1635
01:43:14,151 --> 01:43:16,659
But she does not
go here, y‘all.
1636
01:43:16,659 --> 01:43:19,563
Would you look over there?
Oh, my gosh!
1637
01:43:21,829 --> 01:43:24,062
Do you want to dance?
Yeah.
1638
01:43:29,034 --> 01:43:31,938
Congrats on winning state.
The jacket looks, uh,
really good on you.
1639
01:43:31,938 --> 01:43:35,612
Thanks. It has a pocket inside
for a calculator.
1640
01:43:35,612 --> 01:43:36,877
What?
Yeah.
1641
01:43:36,877 --> 01:43:38,043
Grool.
1642
01:43:39,418 --> 01:43:40,815
Grool.
1643
01:43:53,190 --> 01:43:54,862
And that was
the first time in history
1644
01:43:54,862 --> 01:43:57,370
that Spring Fling
was actually fun.
1645
01:43:57,370 --> 01:44:02,034
Ms. Norbury and
Mr. Duvall got wasted. JK, JK.
1646
01:44:02,034 --> 01:44:04,806
Karen discovered
the safe joy
1647
01:44:04,806 --> 01:44:07,908
of dancing with theater boys.
1648
01:44:07,908 --> 01:44:11,747
And Plastics and Jocks
partied with math nerds.
1649
01:44:11,747 --> 01:44:13,353
Janis danced
to a pop song
1650
01:44:13,353 --> 01:44:15,080
and didn‘t burst into flames.
1651
01:44:15,850 --> 01:44:17,852
Ow. Ow. Ow!
1652
01:44:17,852 --> 01:44:20,855
And everyone else
just kind of floated.
1653
01:44:23,253 --> 01:44:25,629
So the moral
of our story is thus:
1654
01:44:25,629 --> 01:44:28,027
Calling someone stupid
won‘t make you any smarter.
1655
01:44:28,027 --> 01:44:30,062
And even the people
you really don‘t like
1656
01:44:30,062 --> 01:44:32,570
are still people
who just want to coexist.
1657
01:44:32,570 --> 01:44:35,100
So get off their dicks!
1658
01:44:48,278 --> 01:44:49,983
Where she at?
♪
1659
01:44:49,983 --> 01:44:52,018
Who she with
♪
1660
01:44:52,018 --> 01:44:53,921
Well, she‘s this
♪
1661
01:44:53,921 --> 01:44:56,220
She‘s a flight risk
♪
1662
01:44:58,024 --> 01:44:59,894
Yeah, I‘m back, bitch
♪
1663
01:44:59,894 --> 01:45:03,799
Excuse me
♪
1664
01:45:03,799 --> 01:45:07,869
I‘m back on that same shit
♪
1665
01:45:07,869 --> 01:45:11,510
I can‘t take this pettiness
♪
1666
01:45:11,510 --> 01:45:15,778
We can champagne
♪
1667
01:45:15,778 --> 01:45:18,781
Told you who I am
And what it is
♪
1668
01:45:18,781 --> 01:45:22,818
It‘s not my fault
You came with her
♪
1669
01:45:22,818 --> 01:45:26,459
It‘s not my fault
You‘ve got to pay
♪
1670
01:45:28,659 --> 01:45:30,628
You‘re like, you‘re like
♪
1671
01:45:30,628 --> 01:45:32,630
It‘s not my fault
♪
1672
01:45:34,962 --> 01:45:38,537
Get her number, get her name
Get a good thing
♪
1673
01:45:38,537 --> 01:45:42,838
Kiss a blonde, kiss a friend
♪
1674
01:45:42,838 --> 01:45:46,270
I‘m back on that same shit
♪
1675
01:45:46,270 --> 01:45:50,142
I can‘t take this pettiness
♪
1676
01:45:50,142 --> 01:45:54,245
We can champagne
♪
1677
01:45:54,245 --> 01:45:56,456
I told you who I am
♪
1678
01:45:56,456 --> 01:45:58,986
It‘s not my fault
♪
1679
01:45:58,986 --> 01:46:01,285
You came with her
♪
1680
01:46:03,155 --> 01:46:05,927
You‘ve got to pay
♪
1681
01:46:05,927 --> 01:46:09,293
It‘s not my fault
You‘re like, you‘re like
♪
1682
01:46:09,293 --> 01:46:11,801
It‘s not my fault
♪
1683
01:46:13,803 --> 01:46:15,673
I mean, who wouldn‘t want
♪
1684
01:46:15,673 --> 01:46:17,675
I‘m a mood board
♪
1685
01:46:17,675 --> 01:46:19,710
I‘m a stallion but they come
♪
1686
01:46:19,710 --> 01:46:22,009
And it wouldn‘t be me
♪
1687
01:46:22,009 --> 01:46:24,649
I‘m so bad
Dudes thought I was AI
♪
1688
01:46:24,649 --> 01:46:27,146
I stick to a whole lot
Of paper like a stapler
♪
1689
01:46:27,146 --> 01:46:29,049
And you basic bitch
♪
1690
01:46:29,049 --> 01:46:31,183
It‘s funny how the mean girl
♪
1691
01:46:31,183 --> 01:46:33,086
I‘ve been told y‘all
♪
1692
01:46:33,086 --> 01:46:35,022
Bikini top, booty shorts
♪
1693
01:46:35,022 --> 01:46:36,826
You was hating back then
♪
1694
01:46:36,826 --> 01:46:38,795
I got influence
♪
1695
01:46:38,795 --> 01:46:41,061
I run s...
♪
1696
01:46:41,061 --> 01:46:43,734
I woke up hotter
♪
1697
01:46:43,734 --> 01:46:47,837
Don‘t care about no rules
♪
1698
01:46:49,674 --> 01:46:52,171
You came with her
♪
1699
01:46:52,171 --> 01:46:55,713
It‘s not my fault
You‘ve got to pay
♪
1700
01:46:55,713 --> 01:46:59,310
It‘s not my fault
You‘re like, you‘re like
♪
1701
01:46:59,310 --> 01:47:02,346
It‘s not my fault
♪
1702
01:47:06,383 --> 01:47:08,627
A sexy Quint
Jaws ♪
1703
01:47:10,464 --> 01:47:13,896
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
♪
1704
01:47:13,896 --> 01:47:17,768
I can be a sexy pirate
♪
1705
01:47:17,768 --> 01:47:22,168
I can be a sexy doctor
♪
1706
01:47:39,757 --> 01:47:43,255
This is
♪
1707
01:47:43,255 --> 01:47:46,896
Watch me as I run the world
♪
1708
01:47:58,743 --> 01:48:01,009
I‘m a sexy mouse. Duh!
1709
01:52:00,380 --> 01:52:01,887
You‘re next.
1710
01:52:01,887 --> 01:52:04,483
You could be really hot
if you change, like,
1711
01:52:04,483 --> 01:52:05,858
everything.
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