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Just imagine what a difference 50 years can make.

Take a look at New York in 1880.

What a peaceful scene. What calm dignity.

What quaint charm. It is so quiet, you can even

hear the rustle of the bustle.

Lovely. No traffic problem.

In those days, the aged pedestrian was absolutely safe.

See? What polite.

Thank you. In those days, they did not have electric lights,

telephones, radios, wireless automobiles or airplanes.

Ah, but they did have

this.

Well, who can tell? Maybe he forgot something.

Just imagine. The people in 1880

thought they were the last word in speed. Take a look at

the same spot today.

Good old Fifth Avenue. Changed a bit, hasn't it?

Ah, here's an adventurous soul. Going to do a little jaywalking,

eh? Be careful. Take it easy.

Watch yourself. He made it.

No, he didn't.

If the last 50 years made such a change,

just imagine the New York of 1980,

when everyone has a number instead of a name

and the government tells you whom you should marry.

Just imagine 1980.

You it it.

Rainbow.

Hello, ln 18. How are you, darling? Hello, J 21.

Well, it happened today. What?

You, J 21, and Mt three

have both filed intention of marriage to ln 18.

In such a case, the tribunal must decide between the applicants

from a standpoint of their worth and accomplishments.

The tribunal has decided in favor of Mt

three.

Now, therefore, you, J 21,

will from this date forward cease all attention to said

ln 18 as required by the law,

section ten, paragraph six.

The tribunal takes notice and records your appeal,

which will come before us September 1,

1980. It.

I was afraid this was going to happen. So was I.

Or why did you ever consent to his filing an application?

It was Father's idea. And besides, I didn't

know then that I was going to meet you.

What are we going to do about it? I'll see you tonight and we'll

talk it over. Oh, you mustn't, Jay. It's too dangerous.

Get out of there. Don't you know you can only pass there

three minutes? All right.

Don't forget, I'll be over tonight. Oh,

you mustn't, Jack. But I hope you will.

Goodbye. Bye.

It it.

What's the matter with you? Oh, nothing.

I know it's ln 18. You better try to forget about her,

Jay. Easy advice, you lucky stiff.

Nobody's trying to marry your girl. It's simple for you.

Someone's at the door. See who it is.

How I hate these modern women. Let her in.

I'm the census taker. I'm sorry, but we're out of our

census today.

Now, will you have a drink? I don't drink.

Cigarette? I don't smoke.

Well, I'll bet you play a great game of football. How many

live here? Three if you count canines.

Two. Male or female?

What do you think? Male. Good.

Go to the head of the class. Who were your parents?

General Electric. We're both incubator babies.

Young man, you are very impudent. Have a little respect

for the law. The law?

How can I respect it? It's ridiculous. The marriage law, for instance.

It's robbed me of the only girl I can ever love. Was your application

turned down?

Yes. Did you appeal? Yes. It comes up

in four months. That gives you four months to distinguish yourself over your arrival.

How can I? I've reached the top in my line. Now I'm an air

pilot on a transatlantic liner. Everything that can be done in aviation's

already been done. How can I distinguish myself in four months?

That's your affair. But don't criticize this marriage law.

It, like the bolstead act,

is a noble experiment.

I don't get it. Why, you men have all the

best of it. For instance, you can file an application

to marry me which I can accept or reject.

But I can't put in an application to marry you.

Not a bad law at that.

I know it's a terrible thing to suggest, Jay, but can't you find some

other girl? No. It's no use,

Hari. I like a girl like my grandmother used to

be. That's why I like Ellen. She's an

old fashioned girl. I should have lived

back in 1930. What were

those slow pokes?

To the girl who now holds

way but I have to take off my

hat to the girl

of yesterday. Maybe I'm

old fashioned but I admire

soul the type that

blossomed 50 years ago.

There's something about

an older passion to go

that brings back along the

gold my

heart sings the praise of a

holy ways I

know the fashion of

home long

more on a God I

know would be glad to

have the charm that

my grandmother had.

So you came to the town

while I settled down with

an old fashioned girl

that I know who

said it? Boy, can't you just picture them?

That brings back a long ago

my heart sings the praise all

the heart lovely ways I

learn the

more I

know would be glad to

have a charm that might

grand.

You came to the wild

eyes that around where

I know the passion God,

I know you

well, I guess I'll call up my old fashioned girl.

Shame, shame, shame I

it.

I always forget to shut that thing off, that's all. Right with me.

I thought you were going to take me to see that medical experiment today.

Doesn't it come off in 15 minutes? I'll be right over,

darling. Oh, you got a hole in your stocking.

I don't wear any stockings. That's my vaccination.

What medical experiment? Well, her boss, Dr. X ten, is trying

to bring a man to life who's been dead for 50 years. I'd like to

see that. Okay, come along. It might cheer you up a bit.

Sorry I was so long getting here. How are you, sweet? Hello,

Dave. Greetings day. Well, how do you like my

new dress? It's a brand new model.

It's called a stay out. Stay out. You see, if you fly over

to Paris some afternoon and you want to stay out for dinner,

presto.

Maybe I'm too young to watch this. I think you're too old to get

any reaction.

That's great, Dee.

Wait. That's not all.

Now, how do you like me?

Come on, Jr. We'll be late.

Hey, you birds. Wait a minute. Aren't you going to help

a woman pull herself together? Wait, will you?

Hello, T. Hello.

Tell me, baby, who is this bird the doc's trying to bring back to life?

Oh, someone that was playing golf for way back in 1930

and was hit by lightning right in the middle of his backswing.

Do you think the doc can do it? I doubt it. By the looks of

this guy, he was dead even when he was alive. Well, what does he

look like? Well, do you know Pellegrino,

the picture star? Yes. Well, he looks like his dog.

Well, I have to get into my uniform. Go on in or you'll miss the

show. Okay.

That's 14

it.

How do you feel? Oh, great.

How you been?

Where am I? What's happened? You were struck by

lightning. I better take

a shower and get home. Wait a minute.

You were struck by lightning in 1930?

This is 1980.

1980? You are fooling me,

gentlemen. 1980. The experiment is a success.

That's a good.

You can't get away with this. If what you say is true, what are

you going to do with me? I'm through with you.

To me, you were just an experiment.

Well, you brought me to life. What's going to happen to me now?

If you're unhappy, I can kill you again.

Oh, no, that's all right, doctor. I used to

look around a little bit.

The poor chump. Maybe we should offer to take care of him.

What for? Probably be a terrible nuisance.

Well, what of it? I think we should do it at that Artie.

All right,

pal. We know you haven't anyplace to go. Maybe you'd like to live with

us for a while until you get settled. Oh,

don't worry about me. Can you

direct me to the elves club? Well,

that won't do you any good. Why not?

Don't you realize they put you out 49 years ago for not paying your

dues? That's right.

I'm not a.

Oh, don't take it so hard. You come along with us.

Thanks, old men. My name is Peterson.

That name's no good to you. Now, we all have numbers.

Numbers? But where can I get

a number? And how much is that? Where they're all given out

and set aside for future generations.

How about single o? Or maybe double o?

Nobody has those, of course. Oh, that's fine, then shake

hands with old single o.

If you've really decided you want to live, I'm delegated to keep you alive.

That's nice. How? With a shot every

3 hours until you're acclimated, bend overload,

not dead. He's alive. All right.

Well, boys, I'll see you later. Okay, Dee.

Tell us, Singlelo, what do you want to do? What do you

say we show him the town? That's great. Let's go. All right. Come on.

I must be getting a new boys.

I wouldn't know the old town. There is older mobile. Oh,

they're on the upper level. Oh, but hardly anybody drives a car now.

They all use planes. Is that so? Yes. I fly a Rosenblatt

had a tannin bomb last year. Jay flies a pinkus for his personal

use, but all the airliners are gold farbs.

Gold farbs. It looks

like someone got even with Henry Ford.

Say, boys, how about a little lunch? You know,

I haven't eaten in 50 years. Sure.

There's a cafe there.

Stay at. Yeah, come on.

Well, what will you have? Tabled? Oat or ala carte? I used

to take the regular dinner. Okay. Here you are.

Clam chowder, roast beef, beets,

asparagus, pile of oat and coffee. How does that sound? Oh,

that's fine. You know, I love roast beef.

Yeah. Here you are,

boy. Wrap yourself around that. Eat it.

Go ahead.

Well, how was it?

The roast beef was a little bit tough.

So that's the way you eat. Now, I must admit that it

satisfies me. But back in 1930, a meal was a

meal. You could see the thick steak with the use oozing

out, and you could feel the cold cream going down.

There was something true eating. Then I don't know,

boys. Give me the good old days.

Come on, let's go.

By the way, boys, what is the prohibition situation now?

Well, it looks like in a year or two we're going to get light wines

and beer. For heaven's sake. Are they still saying

that? Yeah, but I can fix you up if you'd like a

little highball. Now you're coming right down my street.

Here you are. What? More pills?

Don't worry, they've got plenty of cake. Well, here goes.

How was that? Not bad, not bad.

But back in my time we would get the big, cold steiner beer

with the foam on the top. It was a

pleasure. There was something true drinking then. I don't know,

boys. Give me the good old days.

Come on.

Wait a minute. What's going on there?

We've been married a year now, dear. You think we can have fun?

I think so, darling. What do you want, a boy or a girl? A boy.

It give

me the good old days.

Won't you reconsider? They say it's a great show. Yes,

daughter, please come along. No,

I'd be miserable company with this splitting headache.

Well, it came on very suddenly, I must say.

Here, dear, take your medicine.

Come, Mt.

Medicine will fix you up all right. Good night.

I hope that medicine fixes you up all right.

Good night.

You feel better now? Tear.

Mothers ought to tell their daughters never,

never wet mothers ought to warn their daughters

shun the marriage bed although

that's very good advice. One drawback I can

see. Had grandma told my

mother that there wouldn't be

a meeting.

It ain't no sin to take off your skin, but keep

your sun besides. Up,

whoopi. Hey, stand up. You've had enough

to drink. Give me that bottle. Oh, leave me alone. I'm the only guy

that ever celebrated his first birthday. Whoopi,

will you please be quiet? Jay's calling on his girl and it's

dangerous. Now, you wait here till we get back.

What's that?

That's a street lamp.

There is the post. They don't have posts anymore.

Oh, that's too bad. You know, I could use

one of those right now. Steady. Stand up.

Come on. Let me have some more pills before you go.

There you are. Now, take care of yourself. Yeah, take care of yourself.

You take care of yourself. I'm going to be all right.

It sweet.

Be quiet.

Jay, why did this have to happen to us?

They say everything might be worse. And maybe it's true.

When you're in my arms I feel I could conquer the world.

I'll find some way to distinguish myself.

It. As far as I'm concerned, you're more distinguished than he

is right now. You've really accomplished something.

All he's done is publish that old paper his father left him.

But the tribunal doesn't see it that way. The tribunal

doesn't know anything about love. Love is beautiful when

the loved ones are together. But it's terrible when they're apart.

Love is like a song, they say.

But dear. To have a song,

you've got to have the music and words

that flow along.

Words and tunes must be combined.

Or songs could never be.

And what is true of every song

applies to you and

me.

I am only the

words, you are the melody.

And we need the tool to make

a song of a love.

Tell me, what good are words

without a melody?

They are like an earth without

a son. Above all

of all, my words are sweet.

The music's in the heart.

Our song to become complete if

we keep over to apart.

But when my words are

wet at a two way or a melody.

Then of a world will hear a perfect

song of alone.

I only the words.

You are the melody.

Oh, den, what are we going to do?

I wish I knew. It does seem hopeless.

Kiss me.

You poor dear. I'm so sorry for you.

But after all, it's much worse for me.

What? How? Of course

it is. You don't have to marry him.

Kiss me.

We could run away,

but there's no place to run to. That'd only bring us

back. Oh Jay,

I love you so. And if it's any comfort to

you, I love you always.

And when my words are

wedded to your melody,

kiss me.

Then the world will hear a

perfect song all

along.

Oh boy, there's nothing like an old fashioned girl.

I hamback.

Come on.

Oh, quick. Hide here.

Hurry up now.

Quick. They're coming. The wall.

Jay, hurry. Where's Ari? He's hiding. Then you hide.

You mustn't be caught here. No, I'll face him. Oh Jay, don't be stubborn.

Do it for my sake. Please. Come on.

I told you you were wrong. There's no one here.

What's the matter with you, mt three? You know very well that ln

has always been a fine, upright girl. How dare you be

suspicious? Why, no one comes up here but you.

Well, I guess I was wrong.

But who wouldn't be jealous of a little darling like my ln?

Come, ak, let's go to the show. Good night.

Good night.

Hey, there's Jay.

We don't know any j.

Anyway, he's not here. Oh,

he is so too. Are you.

Storm, climb up here.

I don't want to take him away. I only want

to borrow a few more pills.

So ln has always been a fine,

upright girl. Above suspicion, eh?

If you have anything to say, say it to me.

Take it easy, Mt. Take it easy.

I have plenty to say to you.

That completes the forsome.

I suppose you know what can happen to you for

coming here. Omt,

please don't report him. I do anything you say.

Never mind, Ellen. Let him report me if he wants to.

I'm not going to report him, dear.

Only this mustn't happen again.

Tell him so.

Go on, dear. Tell him.

This mustn't happen again.

Jay. That's fine.

Now tell him to go, dear.

You better go, Jack.

And it's for you.

You handle that beautifully, Mt.

You know, I've yet to find the situation that I can't

handle.

I guess I combed everything up. Yay. I'm sorry.

You certainly did. I told you to stay down here and be quiet.

Never mind, Artie. It's all over now.

Forget it, Singalo.

It doesn't matter. Oh, come on, Jay.

Let's go home. You boys go along.

I want to take a walk by myself.

It he feels pretty bad, doesn't he? Maybe we better

stick with him. Oh, he'll be all right. I guess

so. Women are still causing trouble.

You would think in 50 years they could have found a good substitute for

them. Oh, come on.

Let's go home.

May our words.

You are the melody

and we need a tool who make

us all laugh.

They are like an earth without us.

From the it.

Weary, depressed,

hostile. She's unattainable,

isn't it? So who are you?

How do you know this? Your youth tells me

going to end it all. Weren't you?

No, I wasn't. But it's not a bad idea.

You're just the man I'm looking for.

I can give you your heart's desire.

Who are you? What does this matter?

I can solve your problem. And if that is true,

it's worth the chance. It isn't it trust.

Come.

It is

your man. Sit down.

Will you introduce yourself, sir?

J 21, pilot on the airliner Pegasus.

So much the better. J 21, I am Z

four. Z four,

the great inventor. I hope the number inspires your

confidence. You will need it when you learn my

strange propositions.

Of years ago, man wondered

what was across the river. Then he went over

and found out. Later, Columbus wondered

what was across the ocean. And he went over

and found out. Since then, men have sought for

and learned every secret of the earth.

On the land, in the water,

in the air. But there

is one secret, the greatest of all that

remains a mystery.

And that is the planet

Mars.

They have said such a venture is impossible.

But they said that to Columbus, to Perry, to Lindbergh.

Yes. I have built a plane,

foolproof, that will make the trip to Mars and return.

It needs a man,

a brave man.

Are you the one?

Why should I be? Why should I fly your plane

to Mars? For the same reason that I have spent five

years perfecting it for humanity.

Humanity? What has humanity done for me? It's robbed

me of the only girl I can ever love. Because I'm not distinguished enough to

marry her. Then you are the man. Because if

you successfully make this trip. You will be the most distinguished

man in the world.

That's right.

How long would it take? Three months and 25 days.

That allows five days upon the planet Mars itself.

Great. I could be back in time. I'll do

it. Not so fast. Let me warn you

that you may never get back. We don't know

if man can live up on the planet Mars. But it's

worth the chance, isn't it?

You bet it is. The plan is absurdly

simple. One thing only makes it possible.

My greatest invention, the gravity neutralizer.

With the speed of the Earth's motion and the rocket attachment.

The plane will have sufficient momentum to make the trip.

And where is the plane? In a secluded place in the hills.

I will take you there tomorrow. You will leave in eight days

at 04:00 a.m. My calculations are made for that

time.

Young man, our interview is at an end.

Thank you,

Artie. My troubles are over. I found a

way out. Congratulate me. Why? What's happened? I'm going to

Mars. You've been drinking. You're going to

bed. Come on. I know you're going to tell me what they told Perry,

Columbus and Lindbergh.

Say, what's this all about? Z four has invented a

plane that'll go to Mars, and I'm going to fly it. Z four?

Well, that's different. When do we start?

You. You want to go along?

Say, boy, you're not going anyplace without me. Wait a minute.

This is no tea party. There's only a bare chance

that the plane will make it. Why should you take the risk?

Well, there's one big reason, Jay.

We've been pals,

real pals, ever since we were little kids. Why,

we've gone through everything together.

There's no reason why we should stop now.

If you go, I go.

All right, kid. I'll try and fix it tomorrow.

We'll go together. Okay, boy.

Where are we going now?

You're not going anyplace. We're going to Mars.

Oh, take me with you. I'd like to meet your mother.

Here she comes with her can of slit. Don't tell me.

I know.

Now, remember, boys, you're the only ones who know where we're going.

I must ask you to keep it a secret until the news breaks in the

morning papers. In conclusion,

let me thank you again for this great honor you have bestowed on us.

I know of no finer way that we could have spent our last night on

earth. And it is our last night on earth for

four months. At any rate, thank you.

How about leading our old drinking song, Jay? Yeah. Come on.

3121,

time more. Ranger back as high as

before. Ranger back as high.

Even though we're tight tonight. There's one more toast.

Come on and drink. Wet your whistle

and drink. If they want

the world right, we will obey.

We just drink it that way. Come on

and drink.

What it matter the time or

they don't approve. Long as we can drink

to you and to the soldiers and

to the sailors. We drink to butchers and

even tailors. And why we're at it. We'll keep

on thinking of things to drink too.

To keep on drinking scotch. And Ryan Timmel, hack who leave

us justice. Him will drink the

land they want the

world. Why, we will obey.

Come on and drink. Chance for real.

The warring what matter

of time war.

We can break to you and

I want.

It's a

beautiful woman there. Who is there?

Why, that's the wife of the commander. She has on the newest

style evening gown. Why, all the women will be wearing them soon.

I think it's terrible. It covers up too much.

Ladies were more generous in my time.

And all the ladies are going to be wearing those two ideas.

Not with the good old days.

Where are the girls? Singleo? Oh, they're here someplace,

but Ellen can't stay. Long day.

You might tell me how you like my new suit.

Not bad. What's that bulge on

your right hip?

Oh, that? Ammunition. I'm not going to

get caught short again. Good day,

bet.

Hurry up, Dee. I can only stay half an hour longer

and I haven't seen Jay yet. Old Dee,

do you think they'll tell us tonight where they're going?

I've been pumping single o, but I can't get any information out of him.

All Jay will tell me is that what he's doing is

for my sake. Well, I'll find out

what that tailspin of mine is up to. Or I'll know the reason why.

Come on, keed.

Perhaps we can induce D six and R T 42 to sing a little song.

For it's

and love has made me tender.

I now appreciate every

little creature on this earth that has a mate.

Once I hated crickets. I couldn't

stand a bee. Now here is

a motto that I follow faithfully.

Never swat a fly.

He may love another fly.

He may sit with her inside the way I do

with you. Never harm a

flea. He may have a favorite she

that he bounces on his knee. The way I

do with you.

Never stop a beep. He is going anywhere.

While you may be concluding some terrific love

affair. Be careful. Don't step on

an ant the middle of a pan.

He may want to, but he can't. The way

I do with you I'm

the same as you are. Tears pop my

eyes when I see professors chasing

helpless butterflies. Fishermen are hateful.

They lead a wicked life. Why,

every day, if they separate some husband

from his wife. Never wanna

fly, even love another fly.

He may sit with her and die.

The way I live with you

never break, I miss with

a great big cat up the lip he may think some

man has it no way I do with

you never stop him off as

he is gliding through the air he

may have a date and someone flatter underwear.

Be careful. Don't you dare to play two

mosquitoes while they play. They may want to

make a hay. The way I do with

you.

Baby wants you make a hay. Hey, the way

I do.

Must you go so soon?

Yes. I must get home before father does.

Nothing ever happens in life as you hope it will, does it?

I pictured us saying our goodbyes alone together in

some faraway place. It would have meant so much to

me that way. Oh, dear. I don't like the sound

of that. Won't you tell me where you're going? What you're

going to do? Don't ask me, darling. Just believe that

what I'm doing is the best for both of us. Please trust

me.

And another thing. Above all, this mustn't be a sad.

We must be happy. Because when I see you again, all our

dreams will have come true. I'll try, Jake.

Come, dear. Smile.

That's it. Now this

is for you. It explains everything. But you mustn't read it

until after 04:00 tomorrow. Morning. Promise me that.

Goodbye, Jay darling. I'll be waiting for you.

Now, folks, I'm going to sing a little song like I sang in Porterville way

back in 1930.

Her name was Fanny Lee.

A farmer boy,

a farmer girl. And he said,

marry me. Alashi cried,

I love you so, but I cannot do that.

My father made me promise I would

marry Silas Pratt. Elmer said,

that must not be, for Silas is a rat.

I won't give up my fanny. You will never be a Pratt.

Poor Fanny. Folks drove up and took them by surprise.

And with him sat old Silas Pratt with

anger in his eyes.

The girl said, oh. And Pratt said.

Her dad said, go. The girl said,

no, no. The boy said,

babe, I must obey. And sadly

walked away. A week

has passed, the scene has changed. It's now the month of spring.

The preacher vapes the tide knot fire starts

to sing. Beside the oldest highlish.

Pratt is waiting with a smile, his fanny down

the aisle. Now Pratt repeats the words I

do. Now Fanny does the same. The preacher reads

while Fanny prays. Oh, save me from my

shame. Then suddenly a voice rings out from an old familiar

face. Tis the running way. Who? Hollis day.

This wedding can't take place. The preacher stops

and Silas Gal. Then Silas

cries, what does this mean? And Alma then

did say. I just come back from Pumpkinsville.

Where, living on the flats, I found your poor deserted wife

and seven little prats. The villain with a snarl

of rage went pounding from the room.

The ceremony then continued with Elmer

as the groom. So Elmer got his fanny.

And happy to this day lif Fanny and

her ma and Hopa and Elma str.

That's all I can tell you. Gentlemen. How do you do?

How do you do? I am mt three, publisher of the clarion.

I thought this was important enough for me to appear personally.

It's even more important than that.

I've checked the time with both observatories. Sir. You have

twelve minutes and 13 seconds exactly. Fine.

You it. One moment. J 21.

What do you want? Only to offer you my best wishes for a

successful trip. Do you

mean that? Of course. I think you're

going to make it. And I'm pulling for you,

Odois.

Thanks.

Do you really think he's going to make a chief?

Of course not. He'll break his full neck.

I hope.

Take this little book by Moy. It contains all the calculations

for your return. And now,

godspeed and good luck.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Please move back, gentlemen.

A little more, please.

Goodbye. God bless you. Goodbye, sir.

Of it.

Well, we're off. There's one satisfaction

anyway. No one ever went this fast before.

Why, but I'm black and blue from the shock of that start.

Didn't bother me.

Oh, boy, how you

think I feel? Single old.

You didn't think you could lose me, did you? I stole

away. Yes. Stowaway. What you going

to do about it?

Well, as long as you're here, you're welcome.

How's that site? And it's a site no one's ever seen before.

Take a look at it, Ali.

Oh, boy.

Can't even see Mars yet.

I wish you boys would tell me something. Where does Mar live?

And whose mother is it? It's the planet

Mars. Oh,

for heaven's sake.

This is a fine time to tell me.

Well, now that you know where we're going, I guess

you're sorry you're with us.

No, I'm not, boys. My wife

and little son aren't with me anymore.

You boys is all I got. And besides,

I'm getting away from those injections.

Say, ain't anybody steering this thing? No one has to

steer it. The flight of this plane was adjusted on this dial by the inventor.

Oh, I hope his aim was good.

There it is. We're going to hit it. All right. Feel the pull of the

gravity. We hit the air at this speed,

we'll burn up. We're coming into it.

Give it the reverse rocket, darling. Okay.

Head ought to slow her up.

Got over that hurdle. All right.

Now release the wings and pull up the gravity neutralizer.

Now for a happy landing. Oh, I got my fingers crossed.

Looks like a good place. Right ahead,

Jay. We made it.

Audi. We did it. I knew you could die. I did it.

I knew we could. We did it, boy. We did it.

All right, I'm convinced. Let's go home. Not till

we've had a look around. Come on, Audi. Let's go.

So this is Mars. We got a spot like this 3 miles from my

hometown. You should be on it.

You're telling me. Let's turn the plane around, boys. We may have to

leave here any minute. Now you're talking about

this angle. Adi. Okay, I'll turn on the elevators.

Say, it's easy to lift things up here. You notice that

the gravity up here isn't as strong. That's why.

That's what I thought.

It take

this automatic Audi. You may need it.

Well, boys, here going.

Say, this is the path we're on. That means somebody lives up

here. Well, I hope it's us.

Which way now, Columbus? I'll toss a coin.

Heads it's right. Tails it's left.

Heads. Come on.

Wait a minute. I heard something too.

Needed to die it.

I think I'm going to light it up.

Here's it.

It.

Stop that. She's telling us we're welcome. You can have food,

sleep and drink it.

Lulu.

I think she's a little nuts. Yes. Let's get out of here.

Wait a minute. She's trying to tell us something.

Nothing that I want to hear. She's telling us to look out for

something, but I don't know what.

Bing gang, galong gas Wang mean

he.

It's okay for us to split up? I think so.

As long as Boko's around, you stick with me.

No, lady. Now wait a minute. Wait, please. Now what kind of a place is

this? I don't need a bath. Please go in.

I am only the words. You. You are the melody.

And we need the two. We need the two to make

a song of love.

Darling, tell me what good. What good are words

without a melody?

Why, they're like an earth without a

sun above.

And although. Although my words are sweet

the music, it's in your heart.

Our song won't be complete if

we keep the two apart but

when my words. My words when they're wedded

to your melody.

Jane, where are you,

darling? Excuse me.

Thank goodness we got really those stains. You know, I like girls well enough,

but I don't like an audience when I'm invading. But outside of

that, Mars is a great country, ain't it? Ha.

It.

It seems

these people are a little changeable.

Boo. Boo.

You're all right now, boys. Here comes my buddy. He'll straighten

everything out.

Maybe that was the wrong gesture. Try another it

it.

Do you know any more gestures?

You take it easy. Don't antagonize him. This may be

our finish, but let's not make any mistakes.

It lenining and Panyang pull.

Well, I don't get it. What made him so mad all of a sudden?

That boko's a funny guy. First he hugs me and then he

slugs me. I think I've got it.

Yeah, that's it. Everybody on Mars has a twin. One of them

good, one of them bad. That's what Lulu was trying to tell us when she

held up the two fingers. Nothing but twins born up

here. Then that vocal hits like he

was a quartzette. We're now

in the hands of the bad twins. What are we going to do?

We must get out of here at the very latest in four days or we

won't get back to earth in time for my appeal.

Who is tatelle? He's an idol.

He is idol with all those girls?

I hate to tell you this, boys, but it looks like we're finished.

Four days have gone by, and if we don't leave here within

the next 2 hours, there's no need of my

going back at all. There's not

much chance of us leaving here within the next 2 hours. I'll compromise

in the next two years.

It.

What are you doing? Oh,

wow.

You. It.

It.

What's the matter? Flowers take

away?

Boy, I get you up,

and if I can't get you up, I lay down. Did you it

it it's

it it.

Mammy, I take your baby it.

Here, take this pill

that other fix you up, and I don't feel so good

myself.

You sure you ain't it right, Singleo?

It's here in the book, the fifth day,

520 at yours, 18 and a quarter.

If my watch is right, we would make a bullseye.

But is your watch right? To tell you the truth, I don't

care whether it is or not, I'm so glad to get off a mile.

I don't care we land on Unipol.

Listen, what's wrong? What's the matter? I just happened to

think we may have trouble proving we've been to Mars. We didn't

bring anything with us.

Well, I brought this bump, but I'm afraid it won't last till we get back.

Well, I brought something with me. It's in this box I show you.

Look out, doc.

What's the matter? What is it? I thought he

was going to bump into Haley's comet. Did you see it? Over here.

What is.

Do you see anything?

Nothing.

That's all I've heard for pig days. Oh, what's the use?

And all things are hopeless. Nothing's hopeless,

dear. Don't give up. I'm sorry,

Dee. Guess I'm nervous.

Maybe that's the news. Answer it. That's what I'm about

to do. Well, get up. Move on when you.

I'm done at the tribunal, J 20 one's appeal comes

up next. Is there any news? No news,

sir. Oz, far,

you must do something. Speak for him,

won't you? I shall do my best.

I'm sorry to say this, ln 18,

but you may as well know that if he isn't here now,

he won't be here at all.

Don't dare. You must remember, it means just

as much to me.

This is F 1991 at Roosevelt Field, report through

z four that his rocket plane has been sighted here headed for

New York. It has been picked up by our escort and should

be in the city in ten minutes.

Oh, I want to shake your hand.

Please. Here I come.

What's the matter? Jay's heading for the tribunal.

What if they reach a verdict before he gets there?

Oh, they won't. I'll stall them off.

How? Don't worry. I'll think of something.

Come on. Next is

a case of lm 18 mt three versus

J 21. Mt three present,

your honor. J 21.

J 21.

J 21. If it please, your honor,

I should like to speak for a moment in behalf of J 21.

I am z four. I know

you, sir, by reputation. This is a great honor,

but the law will not permit me to grant your request.

In that case, may I ask that J 21 get a postponement?

I object to this, your honor. It is contrary to legal procedure.

I am sorry to say that such is the case. But some exceptions

should be made for J 21. Before the day is over

this youth who has been to Mars will have returned to the acclaim

of the world. Do you wish to wrong

such a man? Oh, poppy cock.

I am sorry, sir. It is out of my hands.

You are. The fact that J 21 has not appeared to substantiate his appeal.

I hereby grant you mt three. Just a

moment, please, your honor. One moment, please. I have something

to say.

Your honor, this man. This man.

Well, judge, you have no idea.

What are you talking about? I'll tell you what I'm talking

about. This man is a father of my child.

That's a lie. I know this girl, your honor, but she's never

been anything. Me? How can you stand there and say that with

our little k six at home in her crib? Nonsense.

How about those moonlight rides to China? Japan,

Italy? Honolulu, Spain, Africa, Peru,

Bolivia. All on track nine.

What's that? I'll tell you what.

You have a daughter, haven't you, judge?

Yes. Then hear my story.

I was a child at the time and he

was a man of the world. I was the daughter of a

poor farmer and he was a son of a millionaire.

And now I want him to take care of little k six and you,

too. Me?

You two's the number of the twinner

I gave 21. Report for my appeal. Order in the court.

Order.

Just a moment, J 21. Young woman,

when did all this happen? Oh,

judge, you can't expect a girl to remember everything.

Let's let it go.

Which one of these men is the father of your twins?

I did make a few misstatements, judge, but I

wasn't under oath. Catch on.

I am beginning to see through this. And under the existing

circumstances, I am going to let the matter drop.

Present your evidence, J 21. I object, your honor.

You are about to render a verdict. But I didn't render it.

Continue, young man. I've just returned from Mars. He's mad.

How do we know he's been to Mars? I demand proof. What you

say is correct. Have you that proof?

Artie, get single old. All right,

come on, get along. Deb. You are in my territory now.

I'm going to teach you to breastfed, clean shoes and

dance up. What I shaved myself.

Good morning, judge.

A man from Mars. And in this connection,

I would like to say, your honor, that I am not the hero of this

adventure. I did my part, and so did Rt 42.

But the real hero is single o, who captured this giant

single handed, without a weapon, while we were both unconscious.

A likely story that proves they're

lying. How could that shrimp capture a man of this size?

Shrimp? Is there

no justice? Now I'm going to show you the funny part

about these people from Mars. Look it.

But get this.

You see, it's just mind over. What's the matter?

The court is convinced. Well, before an exhibition

like that would convince me I'd shoot myself.

Well, you'd be shooting the right man.

I hereby grant you j 21,

license of marriage to l N 18.

And I congratulate you. The call is adjourned.

Congratulations. Thanks, Ollie. You're up.

Good.

Is your name Ollie Peterson? It was in 1930.

Did you live at 122 Skimmerhorn Street,

Brooklyn? You got me right. Did you have a

wife, Hilda? And a son, Axel?

Yes, I did. Well, I'm your little

son, Axel. Papa.

You it.

Climb up on my knees, sonny boy.