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You know, if you're not in
the mood for my spaghetti,
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we could always order in Thai.
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No spaghetti, no Thai.
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I wanna look good for
Lana's birthday party.
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I just think that maybe you're focusing
a little too hard on this one party.
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It's not just the party,
it's everything. It's...
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Nobody likes me.
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And why should they? I'm a cow.
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But I've got a new plan.
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From now on, no more food. Just this.
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[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Cutting the heads off supermodels.
It's kind of redundant, isn't it?
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Just looking for outfit ideas.
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I still don't have anything
to wear to Lana's party.
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What's up?
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Pete and I were hoping you could
give us a quick algebra download.
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I thought Clark usually helps you guys.
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He's a little preoccupied
helping the birthday girl.
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-Oh.
-We'll even buy you lunch.
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[BELL RINGS]
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That looks, uh, appetizing.
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Losing weight is never pretty.
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Ross, we're getting a game together.
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Do you want in, or do you
want to keep whale-watching?
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Dustin, back off.
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Ooh. Chill out, cool guy. I didn't
know you were a chubby-chaser.
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[LAUGHING]
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-Jodi, wait.
-DUSTIN: Oh, man.
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You'd think someone that
big would have a thicker skin.
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You'd think someone that
stupid would have a thicker head.
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Jodi, we talked about this.
Starving yourself isn't the way.
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I'm tired of waiting.
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Waiting and weighing and keeping
a diary of everything that I eat
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so that I can feel guilty
if I have one extra grape.
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I understand all of that, but you
can't just stop eating. It's not healthy.
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Honey, you're beautiful already.
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Just like your mother.
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No, Dad. I'm not.
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Mom wasn't fat.
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[DIDO'S "SLIDE" PLAYING]
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♪ Even on a day like this ♪
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♪ When you're crawling on the floor ♪
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♪ Reaching for the phone to ring ♪
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♪ Anyone who knows you anymore... ♪
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-[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
-[GASPS]
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♪ Inside everybody's
hiding something... ♪
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[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
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♪ Staring at the same four walls
Have you tried to help yourself? ♪
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♪ Rings around your eyes ♪
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♪ They don't hide That
you need to get some rest ♪
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♪ It's all right to make
mistakes, you're only human ♪
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♪ inside everybody's hiding something ♪
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♪ Take time to catch your
breath And choose your moment ♪
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♪ Don't slide ♪
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Somebody save me ♪
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♪ Let your warm hands
break right through it ♪
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♪ Somebody save me ♪
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♪ I don't care how you do it ♪
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-♪ Just stay, stay ♪
-♪ Stay with me ♪
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♪ Come on, I've been waiting for you ♪
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♪ To stay with me ♪
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♪ I made this whole world shine for you ♪
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♪ Stay, stay ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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Okay, that's enough.
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Done already?
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Your heart can go on like that forever.
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Good.
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I don't want to go through this
physical nonsense for five years.
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Well, let's hope not.
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There is one thing I
need to talk to you about.
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Your blood work came in. You have
an unusually elevated white-cell count.
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What, like leukemia?
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That's not likely. I don't get sick.
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-Are you on any medication?
-Nope.
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-Do you have any allergies?
-No.
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Childhood illness?
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-Asthma.
-When did that stop?
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The day I lost my hair.
Is this going somewhere?
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If this were anywhere
else, I'd order tests.
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But I do see a lot of this in Smallville.
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Why should Smallville be any different?
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Well, some say it's because the LuthorCorp
plant has contaminated the environment.
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I very much doubt that.
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Let's order those tests.
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Now, I want this to be special.
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What do you think about
a three-tier birthday cake?
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Thanks for the lifeline.
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It's a math midterm. I didn't
pull you out of a burning building.
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-I still appreciate it.
-NELL: Lana?
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I wanted to get your
opinion on the balloons.
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Now, I think white always looks good.
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-Works for me.
-Okay.
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This whole birthday extravaganza
has been pretty distracting.
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Having a birthday party at Lex's
mansion seems pretty cool to me.
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It stopped being my
party a long time ago.
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If it was up to me, it would be
pizza and loud music with my friends.
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Did you tell Nell that?
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We've been through a lot the past few
months. I figure I should give her this.
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Lana, guess what.
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The scout called!
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-I got the tryout with Kansas State.
-That's incredible!
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Hey, congrats.
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I haven't said yes yet.
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They want me there on
Saturday, your big night.
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It's Nell's big night. I was just
telling Clark it wasn't important.
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Yeah, Scout's honor.
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I want you to go.
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Hey, I'll catch up with you guys later.
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PETE: Clark, I'm telling you,
this is good news for you.
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Kansas State gives Whitney a scholarship
and Lana gives him a tongue bath.
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How is that good news?
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Even I'm having a hard time
following this skewed logic.
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Lana's going to be
dateless for her own party.
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Hi, Pete.
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Jodi?
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You look... Thinner?
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I was still looking for a
euphemism, but, yeah.
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-Are you okay?
-Never better.
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My diet's just starting to pay
off. Bought some new clothes.
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You look great.
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Thank you for sticking
up for me yesterday.
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Most people wouldn't have done that.
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Most people can't stand Dustin.
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Yeah.
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Listen. I was wondering, do
you have a date for Lana's party?
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No, he's still free.
129
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Would you like to go with me?
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He'd love to.
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Great. Okay, well, I'll see you later.
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PETE: Bye.
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I don't get it.
134
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Women dig me. Get used to it.
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No, I mean Jodi. It's like
she lost that weight overnight.
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If she could do that, half the school
would be after that secret. Come on.
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Let's go.
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-[KNOCKING]
-Hello.
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Lana, hi. Come in.
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JONATHAN: Hey.
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Lana, can I interest you in a latte?
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I'll pass. Bad waitressing flashbacks.
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I brought over the
produce order for the party.
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-You could have called it in.
-And miss a chance to leave the house?
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Nell's planning this
party like a royal wedding.
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MARTHA: Oh, yeah, I can tell.
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Dad, I got the posts in the west field.
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I hit some granite,
but I jammed it through.
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Very impressive.
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I had a sledgehammer.
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Somebody's gotta work around here.
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Thought you'd be posing
for ice sculptures by now.
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LANA: I'm hiding out.
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You have my sympathies.
Whitney's not even here for backup.
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I know. I contemplated stowing away
in the back of his truck on Saturday.
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A no-show at your own party.
That would keep the town talking.
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I wouldn't do that to Nell.
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It's just, all this attention
is a little unnerving.
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Well, if you like, I could
be your escort on Saturday.
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You know, so I can fend off
the throngs of adoring fans.
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-I'd like that.
-Great.
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I better go.
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If I'm away too long, Nell will
probably send out a search party.
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And, Clark...
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Promise me you'll make it this time.
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I promise.
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-Thanks.
-Bye.
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Escort to fend off the adoring fans?
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-What's wrong with that?
-Nothing, Clark.
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I just don't want to see you get hurt.
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Mom, Lana and I are just friends.
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Okay.
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I'm officially butting out.
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Uh, so, what are you gonna
get her for her birthday?
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I don't know.
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Any ideas?
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My mother always said the
best gifts come from the heart.
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Jodi, you feeling okay?
You look a little, uh...
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Yeah, don't worry,
Dad, I'm feeling great.
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I even got a date for Lana's party.
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Jodi, that's terrific.
182
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But I want you to eat something
more than those shake things, all right?
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You know what? I will.
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I'm done counting calories.
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I've gotta go.
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-Don't stay up too late.
-Okay.
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Bye!
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[STOMACH GRUMBLES]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[FUEL'S "INNOCENT" PLAYING]
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♪ Satan, you know where I lie... ♪
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CHLOE: Getting your morning Lana fix?
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Chloe, don't you ever knock?
198
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It's a barn, Clark.
199
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Is there a reason you're here early,
or do you just enjoy busting my chops?
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A little of both.
201
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Did you hear about the accident last
night? A deer was hit out on Route 5.
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-Not exactly "Wall of Weird" material.
-Check out the paper.
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Animal Control said that the
deer died of causes unknown.
204
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So?
205
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Not much unknown about a
bumper at 60 miles per hour.
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I'd love to run down theories
with you, but I've got chores to do.
207
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And I still haven't figured out
what to get Lana for her birthday.
208
00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:08,458
Well, you or your family knows
people at Animal Control, right?
209
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One perk of growing up on a farm.
210
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I was thinking we could
stop by before school.
211
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You could use your pull,
take a couple of pictures.
212
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I'll help you out with
your gift-giving dilemma.
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Okay, but I want it to
be something unique.
214
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Just don't make it as unique
as what you gave me last year.
215
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Very impressive use of pull:
"Can I use your bathroom?"
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I can't believe we're
looking for road kill.
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The deer's in there.
218
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The door's locked.
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I'm gonna go find a maintenance worker.
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Chloe, it's open.
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How'd you do that?
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Kent charm.
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Lift it up. Go.
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Looks like jerky.
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The lab report says the deer lost
something like 80 percent of its fat.
226
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It's like it's been
liposuctioned to death.
227
00:17:23,703 --> 00:17:26,553
What do you think it is? Some
fat-sucking vampire in town?
228
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This is Smallville, Clark. Land
of the weird, home of the strange.
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[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Jodi, honey, are you,
uh...? Are you okay in there?
231
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JODI: Yeah, Dad, I'm fine.
232
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MELVILLE: I'm afraid
I've got some bad news.
233
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I've gotta go to Metropolis for a few
days or I'm going to lose this client.
234
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JODI: When will you be back?
235
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MELVILLE: Sunday morning, which
means I'm gonna miss your big date.
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JODI: It's okay, it's no big deal.
237
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Well, do you think maybe I
could see you before I leave?
238
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I'm kind of indecent at the moment.
239
00:18:29,437 --> 00:18:33,316
Honey, I think that maybe
we need to talk to somebody.
240
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I don't need a shrink.
241
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I just want you to look
in a mirror and be happy.
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Daddy, I am.
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CLARK: Most of my friends are
trying to get out of high school.
244
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I was meeting with your principal.
245
00:19:21,574 --> 00:19:24,327
Apparently, you guys are in
dire need of a new computer lab.
246
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:25,787
I figured I could help.
247
00:19:25,954 --> 00:19:28,999
They might even name
a lunch special after you.
248
00:19:29,165 --> 00:19:32,502
-How'd you end up here?
-My plant manager, Gabe.
249
00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:36,339
He's always going on about his
daughter, the reporter on the Torch.
250
00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:38,300
Thought I'd drop by and say hello.
251
00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:41,845
-She's not here, but I was struck by this.
-That's Chloe's hobby.
252
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:45,807
She thinks she can trace all the
freak things here to the meteor shower.
253
00:19:45,932 --> 00:19:47,767
Interesting theory.
254
00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:50,228
Most people think it's crazy.
255
00:19:50,395 --> 00:19:51,814
Maybe.
256
00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:55,359
Do you remember where
you were when they fell?
257
00:19:56,193 --> 00:19:57,695
Not really.
258
00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:01,282
-My parents hadn't adopted me yet.
-I do.
259
00:20:02,116 --> 00:20:04,368
I was right here in Smallville.
260
00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:07,872
My mother wanted me to spend
some quality time with my dad.
261
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:10,374
He brought me here on a business trip.
262
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:14,086
Just a quick hop to
Smallville to finalize a deal.
263
00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:17,340
Funny how one day can
change your whole life.
264
00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,550
What happened?
265
00:20:21,218 --> 00:20:23,768
I was out in a corn field
when the first meteor hit.
266
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,810
It was like a tidal wave coming at me.
267
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,230
Then everything went black.
268
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:37,778
Next thing I remember, I was waking
up in Metropolis General completely bald.
269
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,031
Lex, I didn't know.
270
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,035
Not many people do, Clark.
271
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:49,122
I should have died that day.
Instead, I walked away with this.
272
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:52,501
-I'm sorry.
-Why? It's not your fault.
273
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,588
When I was younger, I
thought it was a curse.
274
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,884
Kids figured I was a freak or on chemo.
275
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,970
Then I began to see it as my gift.
276
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,681
The thing that defined
me, that gave me strength.
277
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,351
You ever wonder what you'd be like?
278
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,937
You know, if you hadn't come that day?
279
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,212
It doesn't matter, Clark. It happened.
280
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,859
Personally, I think my
future's gonna be brighter
281
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:20,238
than that spoiled rich brat
that walked into that corn field.
282
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,574
Mr. Luthor.
283
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,412
It's Lex.
284
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,457
Clark was just telling me
your meteor theory. I like it.
285
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:32,584
Thanks.
286
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,712
Especially since people think
my company's behind everything
287
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:39,007
-that goes wrong in Smallville.
-That's the reigning theory.
288
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:42,010
Are you the only one that
blames the meteors instead of me?
289
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:44,388
Pretty much. Well, there is Mr. Hamilton.
290
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:49,101
Most don't have high regard for a guy
who sells fake meteor chips to tourists.
291
00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,854
Doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
292
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,984
Call me when you need a summer
job. I've got friends at the inquisitor.
293
00:21:57,151 --> 00:21:58,777
I'll see you tomorrow.
294
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:01,822
I hear you're escorting
the birthday girl. Nice work.
295
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,908
We're just going as friends.
296
00:22:06,369 --> 00:22:09,831
Sure you are. Hope
you got her a nice gift.
297
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:13,126
Yeah.
298
00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:16,337
PETE: Jodi, I didn't see
you in class. Are you okay?
299
00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:20,425
Yeah, I'm fine, just stomach
flu. I can't keep anything down.
300
00:22:20,592 --> 00:22:23,845
-Maybe you should go see the nurse.
-I've got it under control.
301
00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:26,055
Are you sure you're okay?
302
00:22:26,222 --> 00:22:29,476
I'm fine. I just need to
rest up for tomorrow night.
303
00:22:30,351 --> 00:22:31,603
Look...
304
00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:34,272
If you don't feel up
to it, I'll understand.
305
00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:37,358
Are you kidding?
306
00:22:37,525 --> 00:22:39,695
I wouldn't miss this for the world.
307
00:22:44,408 --> 00:22:46,911
[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
308
00:22:49,538 --> 00:22:52,166
Hey, Jodi. I've been watching you.
309
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,043
JODI: I bet you have.
310
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:55,920
Hitting the gym was a good idea.
311
00:22:56,545 --> 00:22:59,423
You should take your own advice. [GROANS]
312
00:22:59,924 --> 00:23:01,800
Whoa. You all right?
313
00:23:05,679 --> 00:23:09,433
-I'm just a little hungry.
-Huh.
314
00:23:16,149 --> 00:23:18,318
You, uh, like what you see?
315
00:23:22,072 --> 00:23:23,323
Totally.
316
00:23:25,075 --> 00:23:30,497
I'll bet you wouldn't mind
seeing a little bit more, would you?
317
00:23:32,624 --> 00:23:34,960
Follow me.
318
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,461
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
319
00:23:39,673 --> 00:23:42,801
-Confederacy of Dunces.
-First edition.
320
00:23:43,718 --> 00:23:47,098
-Early birthday gift?
-From Whitney. I couldn't believe it.
321
00:23:48,683 --> 00:23:49,892
It's a cool gift.
322
00:23:50,476 --> 00:23:54,076
That's the thing with Whitney. At
times I think he's a million miles away
323
00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:57,400
and then he surprises
me with something like this.
324
00:23:58,526 --> 00:24:01,696
[TENDER MUSIC PLAYING]
325
00:24:02,488 --> 00:24:05,491
-How are things on the party front?
-I surrendered.
326
00:24:05,658 --> 00:24:08,327
I told Nell to make the
final decisions without me.
327
00:24:08,494 --> 00:24:10,621
I cannot believe how
anti-birthday you are.
328
00:24:10,705 --> 00:24:13,124
-Haven't you ever had a happy birthday?
-Once.
329
00:24:13,749 --> 00:24:15,251
Went to a drive-in.
330
00:24:16,252 --> 00:24:20,299
-That doesn't sound like Nell's style.
-I was with my parents.
331
00:24:20,465 --> 00:24:23,027
My dad pulled the car up to the first row
332
00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:25,887
so the screen filled
the entire windshield.
333
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:31,476
I remember feeling all grown up because
I got to sit in the front seat with them.
334
00:24:31,643 --> 00:24:35,397
They played Bugs Bunny
cartoons before the movie started.
335
00:24:35,564 --> 00:24:39,192
I was cold, so my mom
wrapped me up in her sweater.
336
00:24:40,277 --> 00:24:41,445
That sounds nice.
337
00:24:41,612 --> 00:24:44,323
I fell asleep before
the movie even started,
338
00:24:44,489 --> 00:24:46,450
between my mom and dad.
339
00:24:48,285 --> 00:24:52,331
It's the last time I can
remember feeling completely safe.
340
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:57,295
That's a great memory.
341
00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:06,137
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
342
00:25:12,435 --> 00:25:13,770
Hey.
343
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:18,441
-We're fine. No one's gonna see us.
-Good.
344
00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:30,663
You don't think I ever meant that
stuff I said about you when you were...?
345
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,206
Fat?
346
00:25:33,123 --> 00:25:35,084
You thought it was funny
347
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:39,713
calling me names, making me cry,
348
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,217
making me wish that I
were dead rather than fat.
349
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:48,305
-Well, what can I say?
-You can say you're sorry.
350
00:25:49,723 --> 00:25:51,099
[DUSTIN GASPING]
351
00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:54,186
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
352
00:26:13,373 --> 00:26:16,376
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
353
00:26:39,692 --> 00:26:42,778
Help me.
354
00:27:06,761 --> 00:27:09,765
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
355
00:27:29,451 --> 00:27:31,495
MAN: Ah! Don't touch that.
356
00:27:31,661 --> 00:27:33,663
You're not sterile and you're not me.
357
00:27:34,164 --> 00:27:35,999
My apologies, Dr. Hamilton.
358
00:27:37,417 --> 00:27:39,586
You don't have a website, do you?
359
00:27:39,753 --> 00:27:40,922
Excuse me?
360
00:27:41,088 --> 00:27:45,760
They're usually the ones who track
me down. The freaks with websites.
361
00:27:45,927 --> 00:27:48,179
-I'm just a fan.
-Ah.
362
00:27:48,346 --> 00:27:49,889
Lex Luthor.
363
00:27:50,807 --> 00:27:52,892
The billionaire's son.
364
00:27:53,559 --> 00:27:57,021
Mineralogists don't have fans.
365
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,900
Most mineralogists didn't
handle the first Apollo moon rocks.
366
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:07,657
That was a lifetime ago when
I was a respectable scientist.
367
00:28:09,325 --> 00:28:11,953
You know, we may have
a few things in common.
368
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,290
I was kicked out of
Metropolis University too.
369
00:28:15,707 --> 00:28:17,125
Uh-huh.
370
00:28:18,293 --> 00:28:21,043
Ever since I found out about
a medical condition I have,
371
00:28:21,129 --> 00:28:23,829
I've become very interested
in your work, Dr. Hamilton.
372
00:28:23,966 --> 00:28:26,927
And you think it has something
to do with the meteors.
373
00:28:27,636 --> 00:28:32,224
Isn't that your theory? The meteors
somehow alter cellular makeup?
374
00:28:32,391 --> 00:28:35,602
That sounds to me like
research worth funding.
375
00:28:38,105 --> 00:28:42,651
Yes, well, sorry. My funding is
private, and so are my results.
376
00:28:43,193 --> 00:28:45,112
Your funding comes from tourists.
377
00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:49,367
If you are so interested
in meteors, here, take one.
378
00:28:49,534 --> 00:28:53,037
Enjoy it. I have nothing else for sale.
379
00:28:54,497 --> 00:28:57,500
When you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
380
00:29:05,008 --> 00:29:07,051
I called the hospital.
Dustin's in a coma.
381
00:29:07,135 --> 00:29:10,971
His body went into shock with the loss
of fat. He hasn't told the cops anything.
382
00:29:11,055 --> 00:29:13,405
Time to revisit the
fat-sucking vampire theory.
383
00:29:13,516 --> 00:29:16,811
You know, if you hadn't been there,
he probably would have died, Clark.
384
00:29:16,895 --> 00:29:19,772
I can't figure out why anybody
would want to steal body fat.
385
00:29:19,856 --> 00:29:22,557
I know. It takes eating
disorders to a whole new level.
386
00:29:23,694 --> 00:29:24,862
Jodi.
387
00:29:25,362 --> 00:29:28,657
-Hi, guys, what's up?
-CHLOE: Uh, study group, remember?
388
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,494
Totally slipped my mind.
389
00:29:33,871 --> 00:29:36,332
CHLOE: So no more veggie shakes, huh?
390
00:29:39,543 --> 00:29:42,379
Are you feeling okay? Pete
said you felt sick yesterday.
391
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,381
Oh, that.
392
00:29:45,007 --> 00:29:46,508
I'm fully recovered.
393
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,870
I guess it's safe to say
that the diet's finally over.
394
00:29:53,432 --> 00:29:56,770
I'm starving. I haven't
eaten anything all day.
395
00:30:01,483 --> 00:30:04,861
I'm just a little nervous
about the party tonight.
396
00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:07,280
Yeah.
397
00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:23,505
Um, I'll see you guys tonight.
398
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:35,768
-Okay, what was that about?
-I don't know.
399
00:30:37,061 --> 00:30:40,231
-I gotta fly. We'll talk about this later?
-Okay.
400
00:30:40,398 --> 00:30:41,586
Hey, where are you going?
401
00:30:41,670 --> 00:30:43,775
I'm still working on
Lana's birthday gift.
402
00:30:43,859 --> 00:30:44,986
Any hints?
403
00:30:45,152 --> 00:30:48,072
Yeah. It's not a gift certificate.
404
00:30:54,328 --> 00:30:57,331
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
405
00:31:07,884 --> 00:31:09,428
What do you think?
406
00:31:09,594 --> 00:31:11,763
-It's really...
-Not you at all.
407
00:31:13,598 --> 00:31:16,143
I heard the quarterback
couldn't make it. Too bad.
408
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,020
I knew you'd be devastated.
409
00:31:18,770 --> 00:31:21,689
Whitney's trying out for a football
scholarship to Kansas State.
410
00:31:21,773 --> 00:31:24,150
Didn't think he made the
cut, but someone fell out.
411
00:31:24,234 --> 00:31:25,610
I know.
412
00:31:27,362 --> 00:31:28,530
Your aunt told me.
413
00:31:31,074 --> 00:31:32,701
I like your new escort better.
414
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,748
Have fun tonight.
415
00:31:43,129 --> 00:31:45,089
-Mom, you almost done?
-Relax, Clark.
416
00:31:45,256 --> 00:31:47,383
You're not going to be late for once.
417
00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:50,470
By the way, did you
figure out what to get Lana?
418
00:31:50,636 --> 00:31:52,305
Yeah, Lex helped me out.
419
00:31:52,472 --> 00:31:54,182
So, what is it?
420
00:31:54,766 --> 00:31:56,976
I thought you were butting out of this.
421
00:31:57,477 --> 00:32:00,063
Then you better learn how to iron.
422
00:32:01,230 --> 00:32:03,316
-Hi, Chloe.
-Hi, Mrs. Kent.
423
00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:06,383
-You've gotta take a look at this.
-Why aren't you dressed?
424
00:32:06,527 --> 00:32:09,656
I didn't have time. You really,
really need to check this out.
425
00:32:10,741 --> 00:32:14,161
"Smallville Body and Fender.
Replace windshield, replace side-panels.
426
00:32:14,328 --> 00:32:18,123
-Cause of accident, impact with deer"?
-It was Jodi's car, Clark.
427
00:32:18,248 --> 00:32:22,586
-What do you think happened to her?
-Her house is next to a big meteor hit.
428
00:32:22,753 --> 00:32:24,254
She lost all that weight
429
00:32:25,047 --> 00:32:27,966
by drinking juice from vegetables
grown in her greenhouse.
430
00:32:28,133 --> 00:32:31,595
She's losing weight too fast
to keep up with regular food.
431
00:32:31,762 --> 00:32:33,962
-And that's why she needs body fat.
-Exactly.
432
00:32:34,098 --> 00:32:35,933
We need to find her.
433
00:32:36,391 --> 00:32:39,603
Jodi wouldn't let anything keep
her from getting to that party.
434
00:32:40,604 --> 00:32:41,646
Pete.
435
00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:44,734
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
436
00:32:52,617 --> 00:32:53,952
Perfect.
437
00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:55,328
[DOORBELL RINGS]
438
00:33:01,376 --> 00:33:03,086
-Hi.
-Hi.
439
00:33:03,253 --> 00:33:05,797
Perfect flowers for a perfect date.
440
00:33:11,594 --> 00:33:13,805
They're beautiful, Pete.
441
00:33:14,430 --> 00:33:16,224
So is that dress.
442
00:33:16,809 --> 00:33:18,853
Thanks. It was my mom's.
443
00:33:20,229 --> 00:33:22,356
[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
444
00:33:24,191 --> 00:33:25,526
Is something wrong?
445
00:33:26,443 --> 00:33:29,196
I'm fine. I just need to eat.
446
00:33:33,701 --> 00:33:35,327
[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
447
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:38,914
That doesn't sound right. Maybe
we should go to the hospital.
448
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:44,587
You've always been good to me, Pete.
449
00:33:44,753 --> 00:33:46,053
-Please go away now.
-Jodi.
450
00:33:47,256 --> 00:33:49,049
Go away.
451
00:33:50,302 --> 00:33:51,511
Jodi, wait!
452
00:33:55,849 --> 00:33:56,892
PETE: Jodi!
453
00:33:57,058 --> 00:33:58,226
[KNOCKING]
454
00:33:58,977 --> 00:34:00,395
Jodi, come on!
455
00:34:01,855 --> 00:34:03,315
Jodi.
456
00:34:06,443 --> 00:34:08,111
Jodi?
457
00:34:12,574 --> 00:34:14,159
Jodi, where are you?
458
00:34:16,494 --> 00:34:18,830
JODI: Pete, please get away.
459
00:34:20,165 --> 00:34:22,584
-[SOBBING] It's all my fault.
-Jodi?
460
00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:27,256
JODI: I just wanted to be thin.
There's only so much a person can take.
461
00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:30,509
Pete, please go home.
462
00:34:30,676 --> 00:34:33,012
PETE: Come on, Jodi,
you don't have to hide.
463
00:34:34,096 --> 00:34:36,766
JODI: I don't wanna hurt you.
464
00:34:36,933 --> 00:34:39,268
Come on, Jodi, you couldn't hurt a...
465
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,153
Just tell me what's happening.
466
00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:52,615
Please leave.
467
00:34:55,284 --> 00:34:58,288
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
468
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:07,673
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
469
00:35:17,391 --> 00:35:18,433
Jodi?
470
00:35:20,644 --> 00:35:21,812
Pete!
471
00:35:30,905 --> 00:35:33,157
Pete, are you okay? Pete, what's wrong?
472
00:35:33,408 --> 00:35:34,534
[PETE GROANING]
473
00:35:45,128 --> 00:35:46,170
Jodi!
474
00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:59,350
-Why can't you just leave me alone?
-You're sick.
475
00:35:59,517 --> 00:36:01,769
Whatever you did to
yourself, you can get help.
476
00:36:01,853 --> 00:36:03,479
All I wanted was to be thin.
477
00:36:09,194 --> 00:36:10,487
[CLARK YELLS]
478
00:36:17,161 --> 00:36:18,620
Jodi, this isn't you.
479
00:36:19,705 --> 00:36:22,583
What, isn't this what I'm
supposed to look like?
480
00:36:48,943 --> 00:36:52,155
Look at me. I'm a freak.
481
00:36:55,992 --> 00:36:57,911
I know how to stop this for good.
482
00:37:04,584 --> 00:37:05,919
Wait!
483
00:37:21,227 --> 00:37:23,062
PETE: Jodi?
484
00:37:37,118 --> 00:37:39,829
Pete! Get over here, quick!
485
00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:42,581
Clark?
486
00:37:43,374 --> 00:37:46,086
[JODI GROANS]
487
00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:49,798
Is she okay?
488
00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:53,218
I think so, but we need
to get her to a hospital.
489
00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:03,979
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
490
00:38:05,272 --> 00:38:06,690
[WOMAN LAUGHS]
491
00:38:11,486 --> 00:38:13,280
Sneaking out, huh?
492
00:38:13,864 --> 00:38:15,699
Isn't this your shindig?
493
00:38:15,991 --> 00:38:18,995
-Says so on all the invitations.
-Right.
494
00:38:21,164 --> 00:38:24,167
You're not hiding,
you're getting some air.
495
00:38:26,669 --> 00:38:30,089
I spent 18 years of Luthor
Christmas parties in the coatroom.
496
00:38:32,175 --> 00:38:34,343
Still waiting for my reinforcements.
497
00:38:36,220 --> 00:38:38,806
I know Clark, he'll be here
498
00:38:38,973 --> 00:38:42,477
-if he can.
-It's just a birthday.
499
00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:07,586
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
500
00:39:12,007 --> 00:39:14,051
Clark, what happened? The police called.
501
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:16,220
-CLARK: I'm fine.
-How's Pete?
502
00:39:16,386 --> 00:39:19,515
He's got a serious migraine,
but other than that, he's okay.
503
00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:23,268
Jodi's on the way to Metropolis General.
Her father's gonna meet her there.
504
00:39:23,352 --> 00:39:25,813
MARTHA: Clark, I'm sorry about the party.
505
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:28,358
I promised Lana I'd be there.
506
00:39:29,943 --> 00:39:31,528
I can't believe I let her down.
507
00:39:31,694 --> 00:39:34,488
Well, when you do the things
you do, son, helping people,
508
00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:36,472
sometimes you have to make sacrifices.
509
00:39:36,616 --> 00:39:38,535
-Like Lana?
-Maybe,
510
00:39:38,785 --> 00:39:41,412
but you made your choice.
511
00:39:42,997 --> 00:39:44,582
Where are you going?
512
00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:47,126
I don't have to sacrifice everything.
513
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:55,927
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
514
00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:16,824
Ha.
515
00:40:17,074 --> 00:40:18,576
Back for some more rocks?
516
00:40:19,952 --> 00:40:21,953
Apparently, I have
a clean bill of health.
517
00:40:22,037 --> 00:40:25,487
Congratulations. I guess that means
you won't be bothering me anymore.
518
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:28,891
I couldn't figure out why you're
so resistant to accept my help
519
00:40:29,003 --> 00:40:31,255
then I had a friend do some digging.
520
00:40:32,172 --> 00:40:37,053
I thought you got kicked out of
Metropolis U for your meteor theories.
521
00:40:37,596 --> 00:40:41,057
But apparently it was your
student-teacher relations.
522
00:40:41,641 --> 00:40:44,191
I wonder if the Smallville
Police had you register.
523
00:40:47,856 --> 00:40:49,149
Get out.
524
00:40:54,362 --> 00:40:56,656
I want you to look at something.
525
00:41:01,453 --> 00:41:05,498
I don't care about the past. I believe
in the power to reinvent yourself.
526
00:41:06,124 --> 00:41:08,335
You want to prove
you've been right all along?
527
00:41:08,419 --> 00:41:10,546
That check should cover your vindication.
528
00:41:12,381 --> 00:41:15,968
What you're looking for could take years.
529
00:41:18,346 --> 00:41:20,431
I'm a patient man.
530
00:41:24,352 --> 00:41:28,272
Tell me, why does a billionaire's son
care so much about a bunch of rocks
531
00:41:28,439 --> 00:41:30,858
that fell out of the sky 12 years ago?
532
00:41:31,609 --> 00:41:35,112
I save that story for the people I trust.
533
00:41:39,742 --> 00:41:42,120
[ROCK CLATTERS]
534
00:41:42,454 --> 00:41:45,624
[ENRIQUE IGLESIAS' "HERO" PLAYING]
535
00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:52,839
♪ Would you dance if I
asked you to dance? ♪
536
00:41:55,717 --> 00:41:57,552
Kind of missed cocktail hour.
537
00:41:58,553 --> 00:42:00,055
I'm sorry.
538
00:42:02,307 --> 00:42:05,557
I told you I stopped believing in
happy birthdays a long time ago.
539
00:42:07,062 --> 00:42:08,521
Well, maybe I can change that.
540
00:42:08,605 --> 00:42:11,358
♪ Would you save my soul tonight? ♪
541
00:42:11,525 --> 00:42:15,176
Okay, I know I blew it tonight, but
at least let me give you your present.
542
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,573
When?
543
00:42:18,449 --> 00:42:19,533
Now.
544
00:42:19,617 --> 00:42:25,039
♪ Would you laugh?
Oh, please tell me this ♪
545
00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:27,499
♪ Now would you die... ♪
546
00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:30,128
[BOMB FALLING ON TV]
547
00:42:31,129 --> 00:42:32,630
Pass the popcorn.
548
00:42:32,714 --> 00:42:36,968
♪ Hold me in your arms tonight... ♪
549
00:42:38,886 --> 00:42:40,388
-Lana.
-Yes?
550
00:42:41,347 --> 00:42:42,724
Happy birthday.
551
00:42:44,350 --> 00:42:45,184
Shh.
552
00:42:46,436 --> 00:42:49,898
♪ I can kiss away the pain ♪
553
00:42:52,776 --> 00:42:56,405
♪ I will stand by you forever ♪
554
00:42:58,282 --> 00:43:03,078
♪ You can take my breath away ♪
555
00:43:04,621 --> 00:43:09,793
♪ I can be your hero ♪
556
00:43:16,467 --> 00:43:19,470
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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