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I might be a while if you're
waiting for the shaft of light, Pete.
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Oh, that's okay, you take your time.
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Gives me pleasure to
see you getting pleasure.
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Just take it.
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[LAUGHS] Ooh, Jay's new TV
arrived from Amazon Prime.
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Didn't he just order that yesterday?
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The modern transport of
goods is truly a marvel.
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So much efficiency, so few horse deaths.
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Jay, they're here, you can
make your announcement now.
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Okay, here's the deal, people.
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This is for Livings only, okay?
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I need one TV that isn't dominated
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by ghosts watching trash reality.
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Bodybuilder Wives is not trash.
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It's a peek behind the
curtain of seven brave women
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and the musclebound men they love.
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Although, Skank Wars...
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Sure, that's harder to defend.
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Guys, Jay has been putting in long hours
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planning the restaurant.
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He deserves to relax, kick back,
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watch the Knicks lose in 4K.
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Good smack talk, babe.
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SASAPPIS: Speaking of the restaurant,
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has Jay given any
more thought to my idea
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about putting in a pizza oven?
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Gas or wood-fired, I'm not picky,
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but, you know, probably wood-fired.
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Sass is asking again about
you buying a pizza oven.
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Sorry, Sassarino,
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it just doesn't work
with the kitchen layout.
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First, tell him to
never call me that again,
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and then convey my deep
disappointment about the oven.
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JAY: So what are we thinking, babe,
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hang it on this wall, right?
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Oh, I don't know, I think people
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usually put them above the fireplace.
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Sort of a focal point.
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What? [LAUGHS] That's way too high.
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You want the TV to be at
eye-level when you're sitting.
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It's called optimal viewing angle.
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Oof, that was dripping
with condescension.
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That's the attitude that got Magenta
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kicked off of Skank Wars.
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[CHUCKLES] Right, but
if we put it there,
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then we'd have the back of
the couch facing the door,
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and that's bad feng shui.
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PETE: I got to go with Jay on this one.
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You don't want to be craning your neck,
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and that's coming from a guy
who knows about neck pain.
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Agreed. James Madison's hunting print
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was hung several feet too high.
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We could barely stare at it
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for the entire burn of a tallow candle.
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Wow, you guys did not have
a lot to do back then, huh?
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Other than invent democracy?
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[CLEARS THROAT] Amongst Europeans.
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♪ ♪
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How are the ghosts liking the marinara?
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Talk of food remind Thor of Flower.
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She also ate food when alive.
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Many times.
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- They seem to be enjoying it.
- TREVOR: Well, he's still struggling.
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I feel for the guy, but
she's in a better place.
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Any place would be better than here.
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A prisoner in my ancestral home,
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my kitchen reeking of exotic foods.
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It's spaghetti.
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So many vowels.
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[SIGHS] I understand Thor's frustration.
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After all, Flower was his
third paramour to be sucked off.
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She was?
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Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting.
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None of you were around
for Luella or Flat Maria.
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Flat Maria?
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Until you've seen it,
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you can't imagine what a herd of
cattle can do to the human body.
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Oh, Jay, this is so sad.
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Apparently, Isaac says
Thor's had three girlfriends,
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and they all got sucked
off after dating him.
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Aw, poor guy.
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Sounds like he's got a Good Luck Chuck
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situation going on.
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Good Luck Chuck is a movie
about a guy named Chuck
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who slept with a lot of women.
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Flawless premise.
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And every woman that he hooked up with
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would marry the next man that she met.
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So, if Jay is correct,
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and this is indeed a
Good Luck Chuck situation,
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do we believe that any woman
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Thor becomes romantically entangled with
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may end up getting sucked off?
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ISAAC: Possibly.
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[SIGHS] That poor Viking bastard.
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Interesting.
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[SNORING]
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[UP-TEMPO ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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ANNOUNCER: Jay Arondekar
at the charity stripe,
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game on the line, to
win the championship
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and save the world.
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Pizza oven.
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What? Get a pizza oven.
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You want a pizza oven.
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You can't live without a pizza oven.
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Shooting two.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Yes!
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- Whoo!
- Wood-fired!
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CROWD [CHANTING]:
Wood-fired! Wood-fired!
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- Wood-fired!
- Huh?
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CROWD: Wood-fired!
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Hey there, Thor.
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Am I interrupting anything?
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I thought maybe you could
use some... cheering up.
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Not interrupting. Thor just
thinking about emptiness
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of universe, futility of existence,
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deliciousness of cod.
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Mm.
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Poor Thor.
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You've been through a lot.
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Maybe there's some way I can...
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help you relax.
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Oh, yes, that... very kind.
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Mm-hmm. Mm.
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I always forget how
pungent that wolf urine is.
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Is highest quality.
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First squeeze of dead wolf bladder.
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- Mm.
- Is most coveted.
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[CHUCKLES] So interesting.
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[GROANS]
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It is nice.
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Don't be afraid to really get in there.
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HETTY: I believe I'm in as...
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deep as I'm prepared to go.
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Question:
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what the H-E-double-hockey-sticks
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were you doing in Sam and
Jay's bedroom last night?
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What are you talking about?
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You thought I was
sleeping, but I wasn't,
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'cause of my sleep apnea,
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which I assumed I'd get rid
of when I died, but I didn't,
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so I'm always a little tired.
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SAMANTHA: Oh, hey, sweetie.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just marking off
where the TV would go,
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if, you know, we put it where
Reddit and the Geek Squad
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and common sense say it should go.
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- And what are you doing?
- I'm following Samantha for the day.
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It's Wednesday.
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Jay, that would mean
the couch goes there,
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- which is insane.
- I don't know,
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the couch over there might look nice.
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Oh, the ghosts are laughing at you.
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I was thinking about
switching to Thursdays, but
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Wednesday is the day that
Samantha flirts with Kevin,
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the water delivery man.
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- I do not.
- What?
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Nothing.
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So, what is that?
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Are you looking up pizza ovens?
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Yeah, it was the strangest thing.
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I woke up this morning
absolutely certain
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that we should get a pizza
oven for the restaurant.
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SAMANTHA: I thought you said it
wouldn't fit with the kitchen layout.
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The man's allowed to
change his mind, Sam.
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JAY: I don't know.
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I just woke up convinced,
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so I'm gonna find a way to make it work.
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You're the chef. [CHUCKLES]
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Looks like it's your lucky day, Sass.
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Yeah. Very lucky.
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Well, I have Zoom yoga.
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[MOCKING]: Well, I have Zoom yoga.
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50 bucks says there's not a
single Indian person there.
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So, yesterday, Jay says he
doesn't want a pizza oven.
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Then you did some weird
thing to him while he slept,
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and he just woke up wanting one?
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Yeah, pretty cool coincidence, huh?
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What's going on, Sass?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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We are roommates. I
tell you all my secrets.
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You know about my Loni
Anderson river rafting fantasy.
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- What's your point, Pete?
- The point is, I tell you
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everything, and I know there's
something you're not telling me.
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And-and if you're doing
something to hurt my Jay...
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Would you stop? Keep
your voice down, okay?
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I'm not hurting Jay. Just listen.
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It's my ghost power.
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Okay? I can subtly influence Livings
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by going into their dreams.
Just don't tell anyone.
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Cheese and crackers. That's incredible.
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Holy guacamole.
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Would you please stop swearing
cleanly? It's very annoying.
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PETE: It's just, that's one heck
of a ghost power. Cookie Crisp.
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I mean, dip my chip, you can
jump into other people's dreams?
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Shh! Yes, okay? And no
one knows other than Thor,
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who I had to tell because
we were alone together
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for many years, and there
were a lot of awkward silences.
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So, you can just make
people do whatever you want?
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Well, it's not that simple.
I have to gain their trust,
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repeatedly show up in their dreams,
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and the person has to be susceptible.
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Luckily, Jay's mind is like taffy.
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Wait, so-so you're, like,
always hanging out with Jay, huh?
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- Yeah.
- What... what does he dream about?
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- Uh, mostly basketball...
- Cool.
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- ... and space travel.
- Love that.
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And, sometimes, he has a dream about Sam
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- in that, uh, Princess Leia bikini.
- Of course he does.
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Jay's a real wife guy.
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Hmm. But I got to say, I mean,
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this doesn't seem ethical, Sass.
I mean, mind controlling people?
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Don't you dare say anything, Pete.
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Okay? We're roommates, right?
We keep each other's secrets.
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But this affects other people.
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I mean, I-I don't think Sam and Jay
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would appreciate what you're doing.
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Well, I know someone
who would appreciate it.
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You.
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When Jay puts your
favorite camping treat...
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s'mores... on his restaurant menu.
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I can make that happen,
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if you play ball.
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Just think about it.
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Graham cracker,
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chocolate, and that white stuff
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that showed up, like, 100 years ago.
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- Marshmallow.
- Marshmallow.
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No! I can't.
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Look, the only s'more I'm interested in
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is s'more integrity around here.
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- Ugh. You're so lame.
- Yeah,
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that may be true, but at
least I can sleep at night.
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Well, I mean, if it
weren't for the apnea,
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which, again, is so weird that
that exists in the afterlife.
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Mm...
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Hey. You doing okay, Trevor?
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You look like when Sam and Jay
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put parental controls on the Internet.
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I don't think things are
working out with me and Hetty.
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Didn't you two break up?
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Oh, right. No, we just told you all that
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so we could sneak around,
which makes the sex hotter.
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Child, you two are exhausting.
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[SCOFFS] I know.
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Anyway, I just saw her
trying to seduce Thor.
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Wait. What? Our Thor?
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"Never learned pronouns" Thor?
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Yes. Although, I know it's not
like she's into him for real.
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She's just trying to get sucked off.
253
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Uh-uh. Back up. Walk me through this.
254
00:09:25,077 --> 00:09:26,296
Okay, Isaac told us
that Flower's actually
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the third girlfriend of
Thor's to get sucked off.
256
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Basically, people think
he's like a ticket to heaven.
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Interesting.
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I mean, it's gross, right?
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Using him like that?
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Not to mention, completely rude to me.
261
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Very interesting.
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SAMANTHA: Pete just told me
what you've been up to, Sass.
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Are you kidding?
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You've been entering my husband's dreams
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to manipulate his thoughts?
266
00:09:47,491 --> 00:09:51,060
Okay, yes, but I really
wanted a pizza oven.
267
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,149
Wait, where's Isaac? I thought
he was shadowing you today?
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Yeah, he fell asleep during
child's pose, so I snuck out.
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00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:58,807
The point is, this is a huge
breach of trust and privacy.
270
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Not to mention, it's creepy.
Just stay out of Jay's head.
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I'm sorry. Lesson learned.
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- Thank you.
- And you know what?
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00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:05,857
I'm proud of you, Sam.
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00:10:05,988 --> 00:10:08,817
- What do you mean?
- Well, I just think that
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another wife, a lesser wife,
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00:10:10,949 --> 00:10:14,779
might want to use this power
to her own benefit. Like,
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I don't know, to win an
ongoing marital dispute.
278
00:10:19,697 --> 00:10:23,135
Did you guys ever decide where
to put the TV, by the way?
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00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:24,572
What are you saying?
280
00:10:24,702 --> 00:10:26,182
Oh, I think you know what I'm saying.
281
00:10:27,314 --> 00:10:28,532
And you know where to find me.
282
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,405
Oh, there you are.
283
00:10:31,535 --> 00:10:33,276
Man, I feel refreshed.
284
00:10:33,407 --> 00:10:36,801
Now, down to the desk for the
weekly sorting of the mail.
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[SINGSONGY]: Wednesdays.
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[CONTENTED SIGH]
287
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We need to talk.
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Trevor.
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00:10:44,809 --> 00:10:45,984
Is something troubling you?
290
00:10:46,115 --> 00:10:47,638
Yeah, something's troubling me.
291
00:10:47,769 --> 00:10:49,205
We're secretly hooking up
292
00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:50,946
and you're secretly trying
to hook up with my roommate.
293
00:10:51,076 --> 00:10:52,730
Oh, you're talking about the Thor thing.
294
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,080
Well, there's nothing secret about it.
295
00:10:55,211 --> 00:10:56,299
I was most overt, I left the door open.
296
00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:57,953
We literally can't close doors.
297
00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:00,912
Okay, I get why you're upset.
298
00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:02,871
But if you
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truly cared for me,
300
00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:05,481
wouldn't you want me to get sucked off
301
00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:06,962
by being with your roommate?
302
00:11:07,092 --> 00:11:08,659
- Well...
- In a way,
303
00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:10,095
isn't it you who's being selfish?
304
00:11:10,226 --> 00:11:11,619
The point is,
305
00:11:11,749 --> 00:11:12,837
I forgive you.
306
00:11:12,968 --> 00:11:16,058
No. No. This? You and me, is over.
307
00:11:16,188 --> 00:11:18,190
What you did with Thor was wrong.
308
00:11:18,321 --> 00:11:20,367
And just so you know,
Alberta agrees with me.
309
00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:23,587
Alberta knows about Thor's magic hammer?
310
00:11:23,718 --> 00:11:26,329
Yeah, and she found your
behavior "very interesting."
311
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:28,418
- Is that what she said?
- Yeah. Twice.
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00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:30,551
So...
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00:11:30,681 --> 00:11:31,987
sorry, sister, but I'm
walking through this door
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00:11:32,117 --> 00:11:33,293
- and I'm not coming back.
- I've got to go.
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00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:37,035
SAMANTHA: Oh, morning, sweetie.
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00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,254
- How'd you sleep?
- Incredible.
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00:11:38,385 --> 00:11:40,125
Do you know where our tools are?
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00:11:40,256 --> 00:11:41,518
I did not sleep well.
319
00:11:41,649 --> 00:11:43,346
My tongue literally
slips into my throat.
320
00:11:43,477 --> 00:11:44,913
Which is already pretty
packed real estate.
321
00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:46,393
Why do you need the tools?
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00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:47,916
I'm going to hang the TV.
I woke up thinking about it
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00:11:48,046 --> 00:11:49,046
and you know what? You were right.
324
00:11:49,091 --> 00:11:51,398
- What?
- Really?
325
00:11:51,528 --> 00:11:54,183
Yeah, I mean, who cares
about optimal viewing angle?
326
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,359
You want the TV over the mantle.
327
00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:58,318
No, you don't, that's what she wants.
328
00:11:58,448 --> 00:11:59,710
I cannot believe you.
329
00:11:59,841 --> 00:12:01,277
Now you're using Sass
to get what you want?
330
00:12:01,408 --> 00:12:02,800
Well, Jay, it was such a trivial matter.
331
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,367
And not remotely worth
getting worked up about.
332
00:12:04,498 --> 00:12:06,717
But I'm glad it's behind us now.
333
00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:09,633
You're a bad lady. A bad, bad lady.
334
00:12:09,764 --> 00:12:12,462
I mean, walking in and
seeing the back of the couch.
335
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:14,682
I mean, w-what are we, animals?
336
00:12:14,812 --> 00:12:16,466
- Right?
- Bad lady!
337
00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:20,514
ALBERTA: You know, I was
thinking about that story
338
00:12:20,644 --> 00:12:21,776
you were telling the other day.
339
00:12:21,906 --> 00:12:23,647
The one about you raiding that village
340
00:12:23,778 --> 00:12:27,608
using those big, strong
arms of yours. [LAUGHS]
341
00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:30,915
That's many of Thor's stories.
Can you be more specific?
342
00:12:31,046 --> 00:12:35,006
The one where you ripped a pig
apart using your bare hands.
343
00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:36,791
Do you remember what type of pig?
344
00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:39,533
Thor? Just the man I was looking for.
345
00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:41,752
Alberta, mind if I steal him for a sec?
346
00:12:41,883 --> 00:12:42,971
Actually, we're kind of
in the middle of something.
347
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:44,581
I bet you are.
348
00:12:44,712 --> 00:12:47,062
Unfortunately, I really
must speak with Thor alone.
349
00:12:47,192 --> 00:12:49,020
Whatever you need to say to
Thor you can say in front of me.
350
00:12:49,151 --> 00:12:50,195
Back off, woman.
351
00:12:50,326 --> 00:12:52,589
Mm. I go first. You owe me.
352
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,417
Your son killed me and
you hid it for a century!
353
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:56,201
I've been stuck here longer than you.
354
00:12:56,332 --> 00:12:57,899
If anyone's getting sucked
off, it's gonna be me.
355
00:12:58,029 --> 00:12:59,770
What do you mean, "sucked off"?
356
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,206
Oh, uh...
357
00:13:01,337 --> 00:13:03,165
You misheard me.
358
00:13:03,295 --> 00:13:05,210
Let's talk about cod.
359
00:13:05,341 --> 00:13:06,603
- Oh, wonderful fish. Flaky.
- Mm.
360
00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:08,126
Enough!
361
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,042
Someone tell Thor what's going on here.
362
00:13:11,173 --> 00:13:14,219
HETTY: Thor... we have...
363
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,091
been informed...
364
00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:18,093
that when you date someone,
365
00:13:18,223 --> 00:13:19,790
they tend to get sucked off.
366
00:13:19,921 --> 00:13:21,096
So you just...
367
00:13:21,226 --> 00:13:23,664
using Thor to get to Valhalla?
368
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:30,540
Preying on Thor's
painful past with Flower,
369
00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:32,368
Luella,
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00:13:32,499 --> 00:13:34,892
Flat Maria.
371
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,505
My little pancake. [GRUNTS]
372
00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:45,294
So I need you to use
your power to alert Jay.
373
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,775
Write on the mirror,
send a text message.
374
00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:49,603
I don't want to micromanage,
but he needs to be warned.
375
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:51,082
Hold up.
376
00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:53,084
This whole time, Sass
has had the ability
377
00:13:53,215 --> 00:13:54,956
to manipulate Livings' dreams?
378
00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:56,827
Yep. And now Sam is getting him
379
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:58,873
to use it for her own evil purposes.
380
00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:00,135
I mean, can you believe that?
381
00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:01,528
So, Sass can use his power
382
00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:03,834
to help other people get what they want?
383
00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:06,533
- Exactly.
- Interesting.
384
00:14:09,187 --> 00:14:10,711
I don't think it's a good idea.
385
00:14:10,841 --> 00:14:12,277
I mean, we're kind of
pushing our luck here.
386
00:14:12,408 --> 00:14:15,019
Do it or I'll email Jay
and blow up your whole game.
387
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,326
You got this.
388
00:14:19,328 --> 00:14:20,328
[EXHALES]
389
00:14:20,372 --> 00:14:22,157
The Blorzaks are tracking us.
390
00:14:22,287 --> 00:14:24,507
- I want rear shields to full.
- Yes, sir!
391
00:14:24,638 --> 00:14:26,378
Here's your space report, space boss.
392
00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:27,597
It's exactly what I feared.
393
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:30,470
That is a lot of space.
394
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,297
Shall we engage the atomic torpedoes?
395
00:14:32,428 --> 00:14:34,169
Actually, what I think we need is...
396
00:14:34,299 --> 00:14:35,818
Oh, what was that thing you wanted?
397
00:14:35,949 --> 00:14:37,694
A Kathy Ireland poster.
398
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:39,479
- She was a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.
- Okay.
399
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,393
The only thing that can save the ship
400
00:14:41,524 --> 00:14:43,091
is a Kathy Ireland poster.
401
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:44,658
What?
402
00:14:44,788 --> 00:14:46,703
According to my database,
403
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,531
she's a late 20th century supermodel.
404
00:14:48,662 --> 00:14:49,750
What are you guys doing?
405
00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,274
Are you going into Jay's dreams again?
406
00:14:52,404 --> 00:14:53,954
Pete, go back to sleep, okay?
407
00:14:53,984 --> 00:14:55,233
I'm just helping Trevor.
It's not a big deal.
408
00:14:55,364 --> 00:14:56,931
Pete? Trevor?
409
00:14:57,061 --> 00:14:58,323
What's going on?
410
00:14:58,454 --> 00:15:00,543
Damn it. Dream Jay is suspicious.
411
00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:02,240
Hey.
412
00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:04,329
You're the pizza ref.
413
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:05,896
And the old fortune teller who told me
414
00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:07,594
to hang the TV over the fireplace.
415
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:08,724
Chef, the Blorzakian warships...
416
00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,031
Not now, Flargon.
417
00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:11,598
Are you...
418
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,164
Are you Sass?
419
00:15:13,295 --> 00:15:15,079
Now he's asking if I'm Sasappis.
420
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,907
I mean...
421
00:15:17,038 --> 00:15:18,038
[SCOFFS]
422
00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:20,128
No, I'm not.
423
00:15:20,258 --> 00:15:22,130
Then how did you know his full name?
424
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,866
Okay, Sam made me do it.
425
00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:25,133
Okay? Sam made me do it
426
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:26,264
and-and I like the TV
where you wanted it.
427
00:15:26,395 --> 00:15:28,702
[GASPS]
428
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,749
You are so busted.
429
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,881
PETE: You made your bed, Sam.
430
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:35,360
And now you got to lie in it.
431
00:15:35,491 --> 00:15:36,797
Get it?
432
00:15:36,927 --> 00:15:38,102
Because she's sleeping.
433
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,887
And also guilty of a deceitful act.
434
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:46,502
JAY: Hey, sweetheart. Good morning.
435
00:15:46,743 --> 00:15:49,789
I made you your favorite frittata.
436
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,486
That's so sweet of you.
437
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,664
There's nothing there.
438
00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:55,926
Because I didn't make you a frittata.
439
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,623
I lied.
440
00:15:57,754 --> 00:15:59,843
Sucks when you can't
trust your partner, right?
441
00:15:59,973 --> 00:16:01,279
Jay knows, he knows everything.
442
00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:03,411
Yeah, I got that, Sass.
443
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,066
Oh, interesting. Is your invisible
creepy dream creeper here?
444
00:16:06,197 --> 00:16:07,633
Tell him I tried to warn him.
445
00:16:07,764 --> 00:16:09,374
I-I'm sorry, can someone catch me up?
446
00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,506
PETE: Sass has been controlling Jay
447
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,552
by entering his dreams,
it's his ghost power.
448
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:16,381
Seriously? And I get the fart thing.
449
00:16:16,511 --> 00:16:19,210
Okay, Jay, I'm sorry.
It was very dumb of me.
450
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,821
I only found out about Sass's
ghost power two days ago.
451
00:16:21,952 --> 00:16:23,605
I-I should've told you right away.
452
00:16:23,736 --> 00:16:26,608
But no, you wanted to
win a stupid argument.
453
00:16:26,739 --> 00:16:29,786
And I don't even care about the TV.
454
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,613
I care that you violated my trust.
455
00:16:31,744 --> 00:16:33,833
[SARCASTIC LAUGH] But it's
not just you I'm mad at.
456
00:16:33,964 --> 00:16:35,269
He's not mad at me, is he?
457
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,575
I had his back all along.
458
00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,577
I got this badge for loyalty.
459
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,492
Oh, no, wait, that's apple picking.
460
00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:42,929
I do so much stuff for the ghosts.
461
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,410
Unlike you, I don't
even get to see them.
462
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,107
And now I learn, all this time,
463
00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,240
one ghost had the power to
actually sort of be my friend
464
00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:51,677
and he took that power
465
00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:53,897
and used it to get me
to do even more stuff.
466
00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:56,247
Sam, just please tell Jay I'm sorry.
467
00:16:56,377 --> 00:16:57,683
Sass says he's sorry.
468
00:16:57,814 --> 00:16:59,163
[LAUGHS]
469
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,731
It's cool.
470
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:04,777
I guess I just know where I stand.
471
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:08,215
Whew. [LAUGHS] I'm relieved.
472
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,827
Thor?
473
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,568
We owe you an apology.
474
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,965
It was very wrong of us to try
to seduce you for our own benefit.
475
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:21,446
The thing is, we were
just jealous of Flower.
476
00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:24,841
Hetty and I have both had some
very big suck off-worthy moments.
477
00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:26,232
There's no excuse.
478
00:17:26,364 --> 00:17:30,498
Intimacy is sacred act between
two people who love each other.
479
00:17:30,629 --> 00:17:34,067
Or between dozens of
strangers at mead-fueled orgy.
480
00:17:34,198 --> 00:17:36,200
You're right, we're
very sorry that we tried
481
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,071
to take advantage of you
at this difficult time.
482
00:17:38,202 --> 00:17:40,987
Thank you. It is difficult.
483
00:17:41,118 --> 00:17:43,729
Flower not just most adventurous lover,
484
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,384
she also only ghost who
ever really take time to...
485
00:17:46,514 --> 00:17:48,386
listen to Thor.
486
00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:50,692
You know, Thor,
487
00:17:50,823 --> 00:17:52,564
I'd like to hear the rest of that
488
00:17:52,694 --> 00:17:54,392
"splitting the pig in half" story.
489
00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:56,437
I also want to hear
about splitting the pig.
490
00:17:56,568 --> 00:17:58,352
You're just saying that.
491
00:17:58,483 --> 00:17:59,919
Damn right we are.
492
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:03,183
Now, you tell us and we're gonna
listen to every gory detail.
493
00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:05,446
Okay, well,
494
00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:08,972
what a lot of people don't know
is pig has weak spot in spine.
495
00:18:09,102 --> 00:18:11,017
And once you locate spot, well,
496
00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:12,758
you can just rip it
in half just like goat.
497
00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:14,934
- [LAUGHS]
- Hey, big guy.
498
00:18:15,065 --> 00:18:16,936
Oh, sorry.
499
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,372
I was actually hoping
to catch you alone.
500
00:18:18,503 --> 00:18:20,722
He's wise to the whole
Good Luck Chuck thing, Nancy.
501
00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:22,376
What Good Luck Chuck thing?
502
00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:24,509
I was just waiting a
respectful amount of time
503
00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:26,554
post-Flower, but, uh...
504
00:18:26,685 --> 00:18:28,643
Cards on the table.
505
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,689
I want to climb that tree.
506
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,169
[CHUCKLES]
507
00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:33,387
- To the top.
- [HETTY GASPS]
508
00:18:33,518 --> 00:18:35,520
Whew. [GRUNTS]
509
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,348
ANNOUNCER: Arondekar at
the free throw line again,
510
00:18:37,478 --> 00:18:40,307
but this time he's just
sitting sadly on the floor.
511
00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:42,309
What a turn of events.
512
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,181
- Hey, Jay.
- Let me guess.
513
00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:45,704
Hetty wants a mound of ghost cocaine?
514
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,097
Uh, I mean, if that's
something you could arrange,
515
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,576
I'm sure she wouldn't turn it down,
516
00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:50,404
but that's not why I'm here.
517
00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:52,363
ANNOUNCER: And now the referee
is sitting down with Arondekar.
518
00:18:52,493 --> 00:18:55,061
This is unprecedented.
519
00:18:55,192 --> 00:18:56,933
I wanted to tell you myself
I'm really sorry, Jay.
520
00:18:57,063 --> 00:18:59,196
I'm never gonna trick you again.
521
00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:00,458
Partly because now that
you know what I look like,
522
00:19:00,588 --> 00:19:02,329
it won't work, but mostly because
523
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,678
you don't do that to a friend.
524
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,942
- You want to be friends?
- Yeah.
525
00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:08,118
We had a lot of fun
fighting those Blorzaks.
526
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,107
And if it's not too boring,
527
00:19:11,337 --> 00:19:13,036
maybe we could hang out once in a while.
528
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,951
I'd like that.
529
00:19:15,603 --> 00:19:17,867
Bring it in.
530
00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:19,651
ANNOUNCER: He's hugging
it out with the ref.
531
00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:21,871
Jay's opponents are stunned. One of whom
532
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:24,525
appears to be his high
school calculus teacher.
533
00:19:24,656 --> 00:19:26,919
Where's your homework, Jay?
534
00:19:27,877 --> 00:19:28,921
[GASPS]
535
00:19:31,489 --> 00:19:33,534
Everything okay?
536
00:19:33,665 --> 00:19:35,536
Yeah, babe, just having a good dream.
537
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,984
And that was Good Luck Chuck.
538
00:19:48,114 --> 00:19:50,508
Hope you all enjoyed, if any
of you are actually in here.
539
00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:51,770
Chuck very lucky.
540
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:54,164
For in the end, Chuck find love.
541
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,122
But, alas...
542
00:19:56,253 --> 00:19:58,559
for Thorfinn there
will be no happy ending.
543
00:19:58,690 --> 00:19:59,909
ISAAC: What's going on?
544
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:01,998
Why isn't Jay watching
the new TV in the den?
545
00:20:02,128 --> 00:20:04,478
Ugh, they gave up on
that. Too much arguing.
546
00:20:04,609 --> 00:20:06,524
They decided it was better
that no one be happy.
547
00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:09,048
Marriage, am I right?
548
00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:10,832
Hey, please don't say
that. Isaac's engaged.
549
00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:12,530
Marriage is great, Isaac.
550
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,662
Your wife was sleeping
with your best friend.
551
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,599
But I didn't know that.
552
00:20:16,729 --> 00:20:18,536
You're right. Good point, Pete.
553
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:20,581
Hey, Jay, what do you say
we put these decorations up?
554
00:20:20,812 --> 00:20:22,292
Halloween is just around the corner.
555
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,033
Sounds good, babe.
556
00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:26,600
Wait a minute. Halloween.
557
00:20:26,731 --> 00:20:27,819
Remember last year we
brought that super hot maid
558
00:20:27,949 --> 00:20:29,560
back from heaven with the séance?
559
00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,866
Are you saying we
should bring Flower back
560
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,085
from heaven this Halloween?
561
00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:35,000
Can we please have one normal year?
562
00:20:35,131 --> 00:20:37,698
Yes! This Halloween,
563
00:20:37,829 --> 00:20:41,093
we bring back my girlfriend from heaven!
564
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:47,000
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