All language subtitles for Alice in Wonderland [1985] Part Two.english

Please don't hurt me. Please!

I'm terribly sorry.

I really didn't mean
to knock you all over.

Hello? Hello?

Are you all right,
my dear?

I think so.

Oh, look at me.
My dress is a mess.

Hello?
And I just had it made.

I really don't think
they can hear me.

Don't fret, my dear, I'll
see to a new one at once.

Hello?

And they
can't see me either.

My baby!

My precious lily!
My imperial child!

Imperial fiddlesticks.

I think my nose
is out of whack.

So is my sacroiliac.

Baby!

Oh, my baby. My baby.

Yeah, my baby.

Oh.

Mind the tornado.

What tornado?

The one that
practically blew me up.

Be careful. There's really
a very strong wind.

It's gonna take you hours to
get on that table if I don't help you.

Please don't make such faces.

You're making me laugh so
hard, I can hardly hold you.

Well, I warned you
about the tornado.

I've turned cold to the
very end of my whiskers.

You don't
have any whiskers.

The horror of what just happened
to me I shall never, never forget.

Oh, my baby.

Hello again. Hello?

If they can't see me
or hear me,

then they certainly won't be able to tell
me anything about that terrible monster.

I can tell you
about your monster.

You can?
I'd be ever so grateful.

And you can see me
and hear me?

Of course.

What happened
to that monster?

Not that I'd want
to meet him again.

Nothing happened to him.

That monster was a thing
you created in your own mind.

My mind most certainly did
not create anything like that.

I was simply reading
a silly book.

I... Your fears
gave birth to it.

And until you overcome
those fears, little girl...

My name is Alice, Mr. Owl.

As long as you have
those fears inside you, Alice,

the Jabberwocky may come
for you at any time.

Well, I suppose there
are some fears inside me.

But, please,
I really must know

how to get back
through the mirror.

Well, don't worry.

Why shouldn't I worry?

Well, there's always
another way back.

And there's no point
in going home

until you're not so afraid
of not growing up.

Now, wait a minute. I've done
a great deal of growing up,

and growing down.

When you overcome the great
fear in you, then and only then,

will you be able to stop the frightening
appearances of the Jabberwocky

and return to your family.

But how?

Only you know
the answer to that.

I don't know.

If I knew,
I would tell myself.

And you don't care,
or you'd tell me!

You really would.

Oh, but I do care.

And you will see that all the
creatures in Looking Glass Land care.

Why should they?

Because when the fear in you
creates the Jabberwocky,

it is dangerous
for all of us around here.

It is really
to our best interest

if you, uh, cure these
terrible afflictions by yourself.

And the best way to do it
is to stay here

and listen to me
for a few years.

Years? I can't even stay here
for another moment.

My poor mother must be
in a terrible state. Goodbye.

If you don't stay, you
may never get home at all.

Well, I suppose I could stay
and listen to you for a while.

In that case,
I'll be on my way.

But you wanted me to stay.

Ah! But now you're in
Looking Glass Land,

and everything here
is backward.

The reverse of
everything you expected.

But we were just beginning
to talk. Just beginning to...

Yes. Yes, my dear.

But here,
beginnings are endings.

Such a lovely garden.

Maybe this is the way home.

I hope.

If only flowers could
talk. We can talk.

If there's anybody
worth talking to.

Excuse me,
can all the flowers talk?

As well as you can,
and a great deal louder!

It's just not good manners
for us to speak first.

But since you did
before we did,

I can tell you,
when I first saw you,

I thought, "This little girl has
a face with some sense in it."

Though not very much.

It looks like
a very clever face to me.

If only her petals curled up a
little more, she might be all right.

Aren't you frightened
at being planted out here

without anybody
to take care of you?

There's the tree close by.

But what can it do if any
danger came? It could bark.

It says, "Bow-wow." That's why
its branches are called boughs.

You'd have to be pretty dense
not to understand that.

If you don't speak to me
more politely, I'll...

I'll pick you.

Good for you.

There's only one flower worse
than the tiger lily.

The daisy. When one speaks,
they all speak.

It's enough
to make you faint,

the way they go
on and on and on.

How is it you all talk?

I've been in
many gardens before,

but none of the flowers
could talk.

Put your hand down
and feel the ground.

Then you'll know why.

Hmm.

It's very hard, but I don't
see what that has to do with it.

In most gardens,
they make the beds too soft,

so the flowers
are always asleep.

I never thought of that
before.

In my opinion,
you never think at all.

I never saw anybody
who looked more stupid...

Hold your tongue.

As if you ever saw anybody.

You hide your head under
your leaves and snore away

till you know no more of what's
going on in the world than a bud.

Are there any more people
in the garden besides me?

Oh, a few.

And here comes one
of the stranger ones now.

Oh, my!

The Red Queen's
grown a good deal.

It's the fresh air
that does it.

Excuse me. I really
must go and talk to her.

Goodbye.

Where did you come from?

I... I...

Look up, speak nicely,

and stop twiddling
your fingers all the time.

I'm lost. I lost my way.

What do you mean, your way?

All the ways around here
belong to me.

And curtsey while you're
thinking of what to say.

It saves time.

I... I only wanted to see what
the garden was like, Your Majesty.

I thought I'd try to find my
way to the top of this hill.

Oh!

The land. It's all marked out
like a large chessboard.

Well, of course it is.

This is all one
big game of chess?

One big game that's being
played all over the world?

I can't believe it.

There must be
pieces moving everywhere.

I wish I was one of them.

Oh, you're going to be.

How wonderful!

I wouldn't even mind
being a pawn.

Though I'd rather be a queen.

But you're
going to be a pawn.

One of the White Queen's
little brats is too young to play,

so you'll have to
take her place.

You will be a pawn, which will
start you in the second square

at the board, naturally.

I can't play.
I really must be going home.

When you're a queen,
you may go home.

But you said
I was only going to be a pawn.

That's quite correct.

But when you reach the
eighth square of the chessboard,

then, then you'll be a queen,
and then you may go home.

Hurry.
We'll miss everything.

Hurry where?

I'll show you!

Faster! Faster!

I don't understand!

Don't try to talk!
Faster! Faster!

Are we nearly there?

No! Faster! Faster!

You may rest a little now.

But we haven't
gotten anywhere.

If you wanted
to get anywhere,

you'd have to run
twice as fast as you did.

Now what are you doing?

I'm taking measurements.

At the end of three yards, I shall
have some more rules for you.

And at the end of five yards,
I shall go.

But can't you stay
and talk a while?

Well, that does it.

I really must be going now.

If you do make it
to the eighth square,

then we shall all
be queens together,

and it will all be
feasting and fun.

How will I get home?
Tell me.

What happened to her?

Oh, my.

I will find my way home.
I just know I will.

I want to get to the eighth
square as quickly as possible.

Which way do I go?
What do I do?

Well, well,
what have we here?

Ticket, ticket,
ticket, ticket.

Ticket, ticket, ticket,
ticket. Tickets, please.

Here you are.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

There.

Hmm.

Show your ticket.

Well, don't keep him
waiting, child.

His time is worth
$1,000 a minute.

I'm afraid
I haven't got one.

There wasn't a ticket office
where I came from.

No excuses, please.

You should've bought one
from the engine driver.

Ticket, ticket,
ticket, ticket.

Ticket, ticket,
ticket, ticket...

He means the man who drives
the engine also sells the tickets.

You should've known that.

There's obviously no use in
even speaking to you people.

Or whatever you are.

You'd better say
nothing at all then.

Around here, language
is worth $1,000 a word.

I'll dream about
$1,000 tonight.

I just know it.

Where are you going, child?

To square four.

Well, at least she's old enough
to know where she's going,

even if she doesn't
know her own name.

I know my name.

She should've known her way
to the ticket office

even if she doesn't
know the alphabet.

I know the alphabet.
I really do.

She'll have to go back
from here as luggage.

No, I won't.

I don't belong on this
railway journey at all.

I was in the forest just now,
and I wish I could get back there.

Well, "If wishes were horses,
beggars would ride."

That's an old expression.

Here's another
old expression.

If you're so anxious to make a
joke, why don't you make one?

I...

Well, it's the most unheard of
thing I've ever heard of.

What a bunch of
grouchy people you all are.

We should
send her on by mail.

She's got quite a stamp
on her.

No, no, no. We should send
her as a message by telegraph.

Whoa!

Hold on. I think this train's
out of control.

Oh, who cares? As long as it'll
take me into the fourth square.

Uh, I really think I should
pull an emergency cord.

There isn't
an emergency cord.

There's not even
a non-emergency cord.

No.

There's got to be!
All trains have one.

You pull it
and the train stops.

Well, there isn't,
you little crybaby.

There's got to be one.
There isn't.

The only thing you can pull
around here is your own weight.

That's what you think.

Well...
I must say...

Who stopped the train?

She's the culprit.
Tattletale.

Well, how did she do it?

She yanked on his
chinny chin-chin.

Almost pulled my whiskers off,
she did.

Little girl, didn't you know it's
against the law to stop the train?

Unless, of course,
it's an emergency.

It was.
The train was running away.

Oh! And who was it
running away from?

That's a silly question.

And you're a silly girl.

And you're
a silly-billy goat.

She got your goat that time.

"Got your goat,"
that's very good.

I'm going to write
that down on paper.

Next time, stay off my train.

I will!

She almost ruined my lunch.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

What do you want?

You look like a very nice
person. A very, very nice person

who wouldn't hurt me
even if I am an insect.

I can see that.

But exactly
what kind of insect are you?

I'm a gnat.

But what kind of insects do
they like where you come from?

Well, I don't usually like
insects where I come from.

But could you please tell me
if this is the fourth square?

You see, I'm on my way to the
eighth square where I'll be a queen.

Why would you
want to be a queen?

I guess then I'll be grown
up enough to go home.

And my mother will
be so glad to see me.

She'll see how grown-up I am.

Invite me to sit at tea.

Is this forest
the fourth square?

Yes, but I wouldn't
go in there if I were you.

Well, as long as
there aren't any monsters,

I'm sure I'll be quite fine.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I really must be going.

Don't say
I didn't warn you.

No, I really
would never say that.

Bye.

"To Tweedledum's house."

"To the home of Tweedledee."

I suppose those two
live in the same house.

Hmm.

Maybe they can tell me how
to get to the eighth square.

If you think we're waxworks,
you really ought to pay, you know.

Waxworks weren't made
to be looked at for nothing.

I didn't know you were alive.

Contrariwise, if you think we're
alive, then you should speak.

Oh, yes. I'm very sorry.

Hmm. I know
what you're thinking about.

Well, it isn't so. No how.

Contrariwise,
if it was so, it might be,

and if it were so, it would
be, but as it isn't, it ain't.

That's logic.
That's logic.

Well, I was thinking which way
was the best way out of the wood.

Well, you've begun wrong.

The first thing you do
in a visit is you say,

"How do you do?"
And you shake hands.

♪ How do you do? Shake hands

♪ Welcome to you
Shake hands ♪

♪ It's really quite
important to be proper ♪

♪ And don't you dare
to be dumb ♪

♪ Or you may come a cropper

♪ The weather is fine
Shake hands ♪

♪ The pleasure is mine
Shake hands ♪

♪ And though the meeting
may be fleeting ♪

♪ It's so lovely,
don't you see ♪

♪ If you'll shake hands
with me ♪

♪ The weather is fine
Shake hands ♪

♪ The pleasure is mine
Shake hands ♪

♪ And though the meeting
may be fleeting ♪

♪ It's so lovely,
don't you see ♪

♪ If you shake hands

♪ Don't be a fool
Shake hands ♪

♪ If you'll shake hands

♪ With me! ♪

I hope you're not too tired.

Oh, no how.

But thank you very much
for asking.

So much obliged.

You like poetry?

Well, some poetry.

But would you tell me which
road leads out of the wood?

But I know so much poetry.

You really must stay long
enough and let me entertain you.

What marvelous poem
shall I recite to her?

Why, The Walrus
and the Carpenter.

It's the longest.

If it's very long, would you
please tell me first which road?

I mean, you're both
so very exhausted.

Nonsense!
Nonsense!

♪ The sun was shining on the
sea Shining with all his might ♪

♪ He did his very best to make
the billows smooth and bright ♪

♪ And this was odd, because
it was the middle of the night ♪

♪ The moon was shining sulkily
because she thought the sun ♪

♪ Had got no business to be
there after the day was done ♪

♪ "It's very rude of him," she
said, "to come and spoil the fun!" ♪

♪ The sea was wet
as wet could be ♪

♪ The sands were dry as dry

♪ You could not see a cloud
because no cloud was in the sky ♪

♪ No birds were flying
overhead ♪

♪ There were no birds
to fly ♪

Oi!

♪ The Walrus and the Carpenter
were walking close at hand ♪

♪ They wept like anything to
see such quantities of sand ♪

♪ If this were only cleared away,
my friend, it would be grand! ♪

♪ If seven maids with seven
mops swept it for half a year ♪

♪ Do you suppose in that much
time that they could get it clear? ♪

♪ I doubt it really could be
done At least by me, my dear ♪

Oh, oh!

You see that?

♪ O, Oysters,
come and walk with us ♪

♪ We truly do beseech

♪ A pleasant walk,
a pleasant talk ♪

♪ Along the briny beach

♪ We cannot do with more
than four to give a hand to each ♪

♪ The time has come,
I'm quite convinced ♪

♪ To talk of many things

♪ Of shoes and ships
and sealing wax ♪

♪ Of cabbages and kings

♪ And why the sea
is boiling hot ♪

♪ And whether pigs
have wings ♪

♪ But wait a bit,
if you don't mind ♪

♪ Before we have our chat

♪ For some of us
are out of breath ♪

♪ And all of us are fat!

♪ We do not wish
to hurry you ♪

♪ We thank you much for that

♪ A loaf of bread
and butter, too ♪

♪ Is what we chiefly need

♪ And vinegar
and salt besides ♪

♪ Are very good indeed

♪ Now if you're ready,
Oysters, dear ♪

♪ We can begin to feed

♪ But not on us,
if it's all the same ♪

♪ And strictly entre nous

♪ For after such a kindness

♪ What a dismal thing
to do! ♪

♪ Shall we have some wine?

♪ The night is fine

♪ Do you admire the view?

♪ It was so kind
of you to come! ♪

♪ And you are so very nice!

♪ Talk is cheap
by the briny deep ♪

♪ Cut us another slice

♪ I wish you were not quite so
deaf I've had to ask you twice ♪

♪ It seems a rather dreadful
shame to play them such a trick ♪

♪ After we've brought them out so
far and made them trot so quick ♪

♪ Say what you will,
but as for me ♪

♪ The butter's spread
too thick! ♪

Look, they're getting away.

Turn around,
and get after them.

♪ I weep for you, my little
friends I deeply sympathize ♪

♪ I sob a sob
and I weep some tears ♪

♪ All those
of a larger size ♪

♪ Oh, hold your pocket handkerchief
before your blooming eyes ♪

♪ "O, Oysters,"
said the Carpenter ♪

♪ "You've had
a pleasant run! ♪

♪ "Shall we be
trotting home again?" ♪

♪ But the answer
came there none ♪

♪ And this was
scarcely odd, because ♪

♪ They'd eaten every one ♪

They ate them all?
What monsters.

Oh, it's somebody's shawl.

Bread and butter.
Bread and butter.

Bread and butter.
Bread and butter.

My shawl.

Where's my bread
and butter, baby?

Oh, thank you.
I've been looking for that.

Then I'm really glad
I happened to be in the way.

Bread and butter.
Bread and butter.

Bread and...

My hat.

Am I addressing
the White Queen?

Well, yes, if you can
call that a dressing.

It's not my notion
of the thing at all.

If Your Majesty will only
tell me the right way to begin,

I'll do it as well as I can.

May I help put your shawl on
straight for you?

Please.

It's out of temper, I think.

It's in a snit.

It's peevish.
It's having a fit.

I've pinned it here
and I've pinned it there.

There's no pleasing it.

Well, you look better now.

But really,
you should have a lady's maid.

I'll take you
with pleasure.

Tuppence a week,
and jam every other day.

I don't want you to hire me
and I don't care for jam.

Well, it's very good jam.

Well, I don't want
any today at any rate.

Well, you couldn't have it
if you did want it.

The rule is "Jam tomorrow,
jam yesterday,

"but never jam today."

It must come sometimes
to "jam today."

No, it can't.

It's jam every other day.

Today isn't any other day,
you know.

♪ Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday
But never, ever jam today ♪

♪ I said, jam tomorrow,
jam yesterday ♪

♪ But never, ever jam today

♪ You can wish as you want
You can want as you wish ♪

♪ Still you'd
better hear me say ♪

♪ Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday
But never, ever jam today ♪

♪ I'm ashamed of marmalade!

♪ Not jelly, not honey,
for love, nor money ♪

♪ Never, ever jam today

♪ Oh, you can wish as you want
You can want as you wish ♪

♪ Still you'd
better hear me say ♪

♪ Jam tomorrow,
jam yesterday ♪

♪ But never, ever
jam today! ♪

It's dreadfully confusing.

Well, that's the effect
of living backward.

It makes everyone
a little giddy at first.

But there's one
great advantage.

The memory works both ways.

Well, I'm sure mine
only works one way.

I can't remember
things before they happen.

Well, it's a poor sort of
memory only works backwards.

What sort of things
do you remember best?

Things that happened
the week after next.

My finger's bleeding!

How'd that happen?

Have you stuck your finger?

Well, I haven't stuck it yet,
but I soon shall.

When do you expect to do it?

When I fasten
my shawl again.

The brooch will
come undone directly.

Be careful! You're
holding it all crooked!

See? That accounts
for the bleeding.

Now you understand
the way things happen here.

How old are you?

Seven and a half exactly.

I'm just 101.

I can't believe that.

You can't?

I hope your finger's
better now.

Better.

Much better.

Better.

What a thick,
black cloud that is.

I believe it's got wings.

I hope it's not...

It's only a giant bird.

I thought the Jabberwocky
was coming back again.

It can't reach me here.

It's too large
to get through the trees.

I wish it wouldn't
flap its wings so.

It's like a hurricane.

It's Humpty Dumpty.
It can't be anyone else.

And he looks
exactly like a giant egg.

Young lady, it's not
very nice to tell someone

he looks like an egg.

But some eggs
are very beautiful, you know.

Some people have no
more sense than a baby.

My name is Alice, sir.

That's a stupid name.

I may be stupid, sir,

but don't you think you'd be a lot
safer down here on the ground?

The wall is very narrow.

Of course
I don't think so.

Why, even if I did fall off,
the King has promised...

To send all of his horses
and all of his men

to put Humpty Dumpty
back together again.

You've been snooping
at doors,

or you couldn't
have known that!

Oh, no. It's in a book of
very famous nursery rhymes.

What a beautiful belt
you've got.

Really? When a person
doesn't know a cravat from a belt!

It's a cravat, child, and a
very beautiful one, I might add.

It's a present
from the White King and Queen.

Really?

Yes, really.

They gave it to me for an
unbirthday present just this past week.

An unbirthday present?

What's an unbirthday present?

It's a present given when it
isn't your birthday, of course!

I like birthday presents best.

You don't know
what you're talking about!

How many days are there
in a year?

365.

And how many birthdays
do you have?

One.

And if you take
one from 365,

that means you can get
364 unbirthday presents.

You see, dum-dum?

Certainly.

And only one for birthday
presents, you know.

Now there's glory for you.

I don't know
what you mean by "glory."

Of course you don't.

Till I tell you. I mean, there's a
nice knockdown argument for you.

But "glory" doesn't mean
a "nice knockdown argument."

When I use a word, it means
just what I choose it to mean!

Neither more nor less.

The question is

whether you can make words
mean so many different things.

The question is which
is to be master. That's all!

Words, they've a temper.

Hmm.

Some words,
particularly verbs,

they're the proudest.

Adjectives you can do
anything with, but not verbs.

However, I can manage
the whole lot of them!

Impenetrability.
That's what I say.

Would you please tell me
what that word means?

Now you talk like
a reasonable child.

I meant by "impenetrability" that
we've had enough of that subject.

And it would be just as well if you'd
mention what you mean to do next,

because I suppose you don't mean
to stop here all the rest of your life.

That's a great deal
to make one word mean.

When I make a word
do a lot of work like that,

I always pay it extra.

Mr. Dumpty, if you're going
to skip and dance,

don't you really think it'd be a bit
safer down here on the ground?

Actually, no! If I
thought that, I'd do that!

You are a rather fearful
little child, aren't you?

Mr. Dumpty,
you don't understand.

I suppose I do have
a lot of fears inside me.

And Mr. Owl, at least I
think that was his name...

Mr. Dumpty, my fears are
bringing back the Jabberwocky!

The Jabberwocky?

Hello, little girl.

Did you happen to see my two
messengers as you came through the wood?

No, Your Majesty.

Well, would you mind looking
along this road here

and tell me if you can
see either of them?

I see nobody on the road.

Oh. I only wish I had such
eyes to be able to see nobody.

It's as much as I can do to
see real people by this light.

I see somebody now!

But he's coming very slowly.

His name is Haigha.

He's an Anglo-Saxon
messenger.

Listen.

I love my love with an "H"
because he is happy.

I hate him with an "H"
because he is hideous.

I fed him with... with...

With ham sandwiches and hay.

His name is Haigha
and he lives...

He lives on the hill.

My other messenger's
called Hatter.

I must have two,
you know, to come and go.

One to come and one to go.
Oh, yes.

I beg your pardon?

It isn't respectable to beg.

Your Majesty.

You frightened me!

I feel faint. Give me a ham
sandwich. Nothing but hay left now.

Well, hay then.
Okay.

There's nothing like eating
hay when you feel faint.

I think throwing cold water
over you would be better.

I didn't say
there was nothing better,

I said there was
nothing like it.

Who did you pass
on the road?

I'll whisper it.

They're at it again!

Do you call that a whisper?

Who's at it again?

Why, the Lion and
the Unicorn, of course.

Let's run and see them.

Oh, no, please.

I really must be
getting on my way.

♪ The Lion and the Unicorn
were fighting for the crown ♪

♪ The Lion beat the Unicorn
all around the town ♪

But you don't understand,
I really must be going home.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ The Lion and the Unicorn
were fighting for the crown ♪

♪ The Lion beat the Unicorn
all around the town ♪

Play!

♪ Some gave them white bread
and some gave them brown ♪

♪ And some gave them plum cake
and drummed them out of town ♪

♪ And drummed them out of town
And drummed them out of town ♪

♪ And drummed them out of

♪ Town

♪ The Lion and the Unicorn

♪ The Lion and the Unicorn

♪ The Lion and the Unicorn

♪ The Lion and the Unicorn

♪ Were fighting for the

♪ Crown! ♪

Does the one that wins
always get the crown?

Dear me,
no, what an idea.

Oh, my!

All right, all right!

Ten minutes allowed
for refreshments!

I don't think they're gonna
fight anymore today.

I should hope not.

Go order the drums
to begin.

You know, boom-boom, boom.

I had the best
of it this time!

You shouldn't have run
him through with your horn.

It didn't hurt him.

What is this?

A child.
We only found it today.

It's as large as life
and twice as natural.

A child?

But I... I... I always thought that
children were fabulous monsters.

Is... Is it alive?

Oh, yes.
It can even talk.

This is incredible.
Talk, child.

Well,

do you know I always thought
unicorns were fabulous monsters, too?

Though I never saw
one alive before.

Well, now that
we have seen one another,

if you'll believe in me,
I'll believe in you.

Is it a bargain?

Yes, if you like.

That'd be rather pleasant.

Are you animal,

vegetable,

or mineral?

You dum-dum!

I already told you
she's a fabulous monster!

Then hand round the cake,
monster.

Yes, sir.
Right away, sir.

May I please have the cake?

Be careful.

If you drop it,
the lion will eat you.

I wouldn't do that.

Yet!

Please don't say that.

You're making me nervous.

You'd better hurry.

He's very short-tempered.

Don't do what
he says, monster.

Don't listen to him.
Cut the cake!

And I say "Don't!"
And I say "Do!"

What a fight we might
have for the crown now, sir!

Oh, and I will
surely win.

Oh, I don't think so.

Why, I'll beat you all around
the town, you cluck chicken!

All around the town, eh?

Ha! Well,
that's a good long way.

Will you go by the old
bridge or by the marketplace?

The best view
is by the old bridge.

Cut the cake.

The monster's having an
awful time trying to cut that cake.

I've cut it twice, but it just
seems to go back together again.

You don't know how to serve
Looking Glass cake?

Hand it round first,
then cut it afterwards!

Now cut the cake!

This isn't fair. The monster has
given the lion twice as much as me.

Well, she's kept none
for herself, anyhow.

Do you like
plum cake, monster?

Well...

What is that sound?

Oh!

What is that sound?
What is it?

I don't understand!

What is it?

If that noise doesn't drum everybody
out of town, nothing ever will.

Ahoy! Ahoy!

Wow.

Check.
You're my prisoner.

Ahoy! Hey! Hey!

Check.

She's my prisoner,
you know.

Yes, but then I came
and rescued her.

Well, then we must
fight for her.

You will observe the
rules of battle, of course.

I always do.

There are so many fights
in Looking Glass Land.

Check.

Check.

It was a glorious victory,
wasn't it?

I don't know.

I don't wanna be
anybody's prisoner.

I just know
I must become a queen

if I'm ever
to get home again.

And you will.

When you have
crossed the next brook,

you will definitely
be a queen.

I will see you safe
to the end of the wood.

Then I must go back,
you know.

Yes, that is the end
of my move.

Thank you very much.

Come.
I'll get you on your way.

All right.

You can go ahead,
lead me.

All right.
Come on. Come on.

All right,
to the end of the wood.

I hope you've got your hair
well fastened on.

Only in the usual way.

Oh, that's not good enough.

No, you see, the wind
is so very strong here.

It's as strong as,
uh, uh, soup.

But I have a plan for keeping
your hair from falling off.

Well, I should like to
hear it very much.

Well, you see, the reason hair
falls off is because it hangs down.

Things never fall upwards,
you know.

This is a plan
of my own invention.

You might try it
if you like.

First, you take
an upright stick.

Oh, there's one.

I hope no bones
are broken.

None to speak of.

The great art of riding, as I was
saying, is to keep your balance.

How can you keep on talking
head downward?

What does it matter
where my body happens to be?

My mind goes on
working all the same.

In fact,
the more head downwards I am,

the more I keep
inventing new things.

Like this song I am
about to sing to you.

Is it long?

Because you said you would
see me to the end of the wood.

That I shall.

I take your hand.

I understand.

And we are dancing.

Without a word,
it seems absurd.

♪ But we are dancing

♪ We didn't need a cue

♪ Yet with a girl like you

♪ It seems the thing to do

♪ Don't you agree?

Yes, I do.

♪ I hear the strings
My poor heart sings ♪

♪ And we are dancing

♪ We share a smile,
and for a while ♪

♪ We two are dancing

♪ If ever time

♪ Should bring another year

♪ Another spring

♪ They'll be compared

♪ To what I've shared

♪ With you

♪ I hear the strings
My poor heart sings ♪

♪ And we are dancing

♪ We share a smile,
and for a while ♪

♪ We two are dancing

♪ If ever time should bring

♪ Another year

♪ Another spring

♪ They'll be compared

♪ To what I've shared

♪ With you ♪

Oh!

Now, you've only
a few yards to go.

Down the hill and over the brook,
and then you will be a queen.

Then I just know I'll
be home, I just know it.

But you will stay to see me off
first, won't you? I shan't be long.

And if you simply
wave your handkerchief,

it will encourage me
very much.

All the finest damsels
do that sort of thing.

Of course I'll wait.

And thank you very much
for saving me.

Farewell, fair maiden.

Farewell, gallant knight.

Oops.

I hope I encouraged him
a little.

This must be
the eighth square.

I'm so happy to get here.

What is this on my head?

Now how in the world did
this crown get on my head

without me knowing it?

Oh, but this is wonderful!

I never expected
to be a queen so soon.

Now, I'll tell you what
this means, Your Majesty.

It'll never do for you to be rolling
around on the grass anymore.

Queens have to be
very dignified, you know.

And if I really am a queen,

I shall be able to manage it
quite well in time.

I just know it.

Please, would you
tell me how I might...

Speak
when you're spoken to.

If everybody
obeyed that rule,

nobody would
ever say anything.

Ridiculous.

I overheard you saying to
yourself, "If I really am a queen..."

What right have you to call
yourself anything of the sort?

I'm sure I didn't mean to...

That's just what
I'm complaining about!

You should have meant it.

What do you suppose is the
good of a child without meaning?

Even a joke
has some meaning.

Well,
she's in that state of mind

that she wants
to deny something,

only she doesn't
know what to deny.

A nasty, vicious temper!

Now, my dear White Queen,

let me invite you to Alice's
dinner party this afternoon.

And I invite you.

Now, if you'll pardon me!

I didn't know I was giving
a dinner party at all.

But if there's
going to be one,

I think I ought to invite
the guests, don't you?

We gave you the opportunity
of doing it,

but you didn't
invite anybody.

It's obvious you never
had any lessons in manners.

Manners aren't
taught in lessons.

Lessons teach addition,
subtraction

and things of that sort.

Well, then,
I have a lesson for you.

♪ Can you do addition?

♪ What is one and one
and one and one ♪

♪ And one and one
and one and one and two? ♪

♪ Can you do subtraction?

♪ Eight from nine and two from eight and
six from three and one from seven, too ♪

♪ Can you do division?

♪ Six divided by a three
and then a two ♪

♪ Yes, you

♪ Can you multiply, my dear?

♪ Then what are three times six
and two times ten, and then again ♪

♪ Addition

♪ Subtraction

♪ Division

♪ Multiplication!

♪ Can you do addition?

♪ What is one and one
and one and one ♪

♪ And one and one
and one and one and two? ♪

♪ Can you do subtraction?

♪ Eight from nine and two from eight and
six from three and one from seven, too ♪

♪ Can you do division?

♪ Six divided by a three
and then a two ♪

♪ Yes, you!

♪ Can you multiply, my dear?

♪ Then what are three times six
and two times ten, and then again ♪

♪ Forget your slumbers,
recall your numbers ♪

♪ Just add up the list

♪ Just think of pluses
and of minuses ♪

♪ It's sure
to clear your sinuses ♪

♪ We simply must insist! ♪

Well, Alice,
what's your answer?

I don't know.
I lost count.

Well, then. Of course,
you do know your ABC's?

Sure, I do.

So do I.

Oh, we shall have
such glorious times together

saying the alphabet
over and over.

Can you answer
useful questions?

How is bread made?

I know that.

First, you take
some flour...

But where do you
pick the flower?

It isn't picked at all,
it's ground.

Oh, fan her.

She's probably just feverish
from all this thinking.

Do you know languages?

What is French
for "fiddle-de-dee"?

I'll tell you what.

If you'll tell me what
language "fiddle-de-dee" is,

I'll tell you
the French for it.

Queens never make bargains.

I wish queens
never asked questions.

Well, here's a question
with an answer.

Is life just
a giant game of chess?

I assure you,
the answer is yes.

Do you mean something
is moving us about?

That's for me to know
and you to find out.

♪ Is the ocean
as level as a pool? ♪

♪ Well, to think so
you'd have to be a fool ♪

♪ There are millions
of waves in an ocean ♪

♪ So something obviously
keeps them all in motion ♪

♪ And do you stand motionless,
my girl? ♪

♪ No, you constantly
are running in a whirl ♪

♪ But since you've come
uninvited for this visit ♪

♪ I should think that
you'd be wondering ♪

♪ What is it?

♪ Should I reveal to you
the secret, my dear? ♪

Yes, Your Majesty,
that's what I want to hear.

♪ When the world seems
full of trouble and of strife ♪

♪ What moves us through this

♪ Crazy game of life?

♪ Emotions

♪ Emotions

♪ They're much stronger

♪ than magical potions

♪ They make us behave

♪ as we do

♪ You may like it or not

♪ But it's true

♪ Emotions

♪ Emotions

♪ When we smile or we frown

♪ That is why

♪ Some are good

♪ Some are bad

♪ Some are sweet

♪ Some are sad

♪ Can't escape them

♪ However we try

♪ We've emotions, my dear

♪ Till we

♪ die ♪

Oh, poor thing.
She's tired.

Smooth her hair,
lend her your nightcap,

and sing her
a soothing lullaby.

I haven't got
a nightcap with me

and I don't know
any soothing lullabies.

But if you'd only tell me
how I might go home,

I'd be certain to get you
anything you need.

I promise you I would,
I truly would.

Oh, I must do it myself.

♪ Hush-a-bye, lady

♪ In Alice's lap

♪ Till the feast's ready

♪ We've time for a nap

♪ When the feast's over

♪ We'll go to the ball

♪ Red Queen

♪ And White Queen

♪ And Alice

♪ And

♪ All ♪

Mother, Father,

will I ever see you again?

♪ To the Looking Glass world
It was Alice that said ♪

♪ I've a scepter in hand
I've a crown on my head ♪

♪ Let the Looking Glass
creatures, whatever they be ♪

♪ Come and dine

♪ With the Red Queen,
the White Queen and me ♪

♪ Then fill up the glasses
as quick as you can ♪

♪ And sprinkle the table
with buttons and bran ♪

♪ Put cats in the coffee,
and mice in the tea ♪

♪ Welcome Queen Alice
with thirty times three ♪

♪ Oh, Looking Glass creatures
I pray, draw near ♪

♪ 'Tis an honor to see me,
a favor to hear ♪

♪ 'Tis a privilege high
to have dinner and tea ♪

♪ With the Red Queen,
the White Queen and me! ♪

♪ Then fill up all the glasses
with treacle and ink ♪

♪ Or anything else
that is pleasant to drink ♪

♪ Mix sand with the cider
and wool with the wine ♪

♪ And welcome Queen Alice

♪ With ninety times nine

♪ Then fill up all the glasses
with treacle and ink ♪

♪ Or anything else
that is pleasant to drink ♪

♪ Mix sand with the cider
and wool with the wine ♪

♪ And welcome Queen Alice

♪ With ninety times nine ♪

Welcome,
Queen Alice!

Thank you.

We drink to your health.

Good idea.
To Queen Alice's health!

Hear, hear!
Hear, hear!

You ought to return your
appreciation in a neat speech.

We're only teaching you the
very basics of proper behavior.

Oh, yes, dear.

If you were ever
invited to tea anywhere,

you'll need to know
these little pleasantries.

It's proper that you should
know about proper behavior.

I... I thank you all.

But please, everyone,
show me how I go home.

I don't want to be here
anymore.

All I want to do
is to go home.

I've never heard
such a thing in my life!

What nerve!
Ingrate! Did you hear...

Well, I...
Ridiculous!

A present's
come for you, dear.

For me?

Off with his head!
Off with his head!

By Jove! I certainly
scared him off, my dear.

I'm coming, fair maiden.
I'm coming!

Have no fear.
The White Knight is here!

No! Go back! He'll
kill you! He really will!

I'll save you, fair maiden.
Do not be afraid!

Go, fair maiden! Go,
I'll hold the monster off.

Go, I say!
Save yourself!

Please help me, Mr. Owl.

I don't know what to do.

Don't let the monster
hurt my friends.

You ask me, but it's you
that must be brave.

I am brave!

But not that brave.

Then you will never grow up,
will you, Alice?

Until you conquer
the fears inside you,

you will never be
more than a child.

Home?

Go away! Go away!
I'm not afraid of you!

You're a fake,
like the owl said!

You're a fake!

I've grown up now!

I don't believe in you!

I don't believe in you!

I don't believe in you!

I don't believe in you!

Alice!

Alice?

There you are, Alice.

I've been calling you
for some time, dear.

Where on Earth
have you been?

Oh, so many places, Mother.

I have so much to tell you.

But you really won't
believe half of it.

So I'll only tell you a few things.
Like, one time, I had to sit...

I'm sorry, dear.
I'm afraid it's teatime now,

but I'd love to hear
all about it later.

Is it? Is it really?

Is it really what?

Teatime?

Yes. Yes, it is.

We're having
strawberry shortcake.

And your father
bought gingerbread cookies

and Aunt Dorothy's
insisted on opening

one of her precious jars
of raspberry preserves.

It sounds very lovely,
Mother.

But why were you calling me?

Ah. I almost forgot.

I wanted to tell you
that your father and I think

you're finally quite grown
up enough to join us.

Would you like that,
Alice?

To join the grownups
at tea?

Yes, Mother.
I should like that very much.

Thank you. Thank you.

I truly have grown up, Mother.
You'll see. You truly will.

Well, you run along now
and get ready.

♪ Alice, can you hear us?

♪ Can you see us?

♪ Alice, tell us,
can you hear us? ♪

♪ Alice

♪ Ooh, ooh

♪ Alice

♪ Can you hear us, Alice?

♪ Can you see us, dear girl?

♪ Here in Wonderland

♪ We have known you

♪ Only for a dream or two

♪ But here

♪ We remember you

♪ Oh, Alice

♪ Don't forget us, Alice

♪ If you let us, we'll prove

♪ Dreams can all come true

♪ Someday

♪ through a mirror
you'll get a clearer view ♪

♪ Till then

♪ Alice, we love you ♪