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Thank you, Alice.
You've been a big help.
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I wish I could have tea
with everyone.
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I really wish I could.
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Tea is for grownups,
dear.
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But, Mother,
when will I be grown up?
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Oh, be patient, Alice.
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Teatime for you
will come soon enough.
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Now, why don't you go outside
and keep your sister company?
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Yes, Mother.
Okay.
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You know, I really
do wish you'd tell me,
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just what good is a book
without any pictures?
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It looks so dull.
I mean, it really does.
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You'll understand soon enough,
when you grow up.
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Look, I'm already
seven and a half.
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I think
that's quite grown up.
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And I really do wish you'd stop
talking to me as though I was a child.
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But you are
still a child, Alice.
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You can't really think
that you're a grownup.
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Yes, I do. Almost.
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I mean, just how on Earth am I supposed
to know when I'm grown up or not?
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Would you mind
telling me that?
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There are a lot of ways
to know that.
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Well, then tell me.
At least a hint.
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Well, for one thing, you have
to be much taller to be grown up.
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And you won't cry as much.
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You are a bit
of a crybaby.
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I am not.
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I don't cry much at all.
Hardly ever.
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Well, when you've grown up,
you'll cry much less than you do now.
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And one of the best ways
to know if you've grown up
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is when Mother asks you to join
the rest of the grownups for tea.
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Dinah, dear, you think
I'm grown up, don't you?
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Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
I shall be too late.
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Mr. Rabbit!
Mr. Rabbit!
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Mr. Rabbit!
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Oh, my ears and whiskers,
how late it's getting!
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Mr. Rabbit!
Mr. Rabbit!
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Wait! Wait!
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That's strange.
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I wonder how many there are.
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How am I ever
gonna get home?
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I can't imagine
who could fit through there.
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Unless it was for a mouse.
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This must fit
that little door.
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Oh, how beautiful.
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This must surely
be the way home.
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I can't get through.
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It's all very well
to say, "Drink Me."
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I'll look first and see whether
it's marked poison or not.
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Mmm.
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Oh.
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Oh, I... I feel so strange.
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Oh, my.
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Oh.
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What's happening to me?
I'm shrinking!
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I'm so small.
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So very small.
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But now, at least,
I'm the right size
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for going through
the little door.
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Oh, how stupid!
How really stupid!
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I've forgotten the key
way up on top of that table.
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Come on now, Alice,
there's no use starting to cry.
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Stop it this moment.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Now, what's this?
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"Eat me."
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That's certainly a strange
thing to write on a cake.
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But I will eat it.
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Perhaps it'll make me
grow bigger.
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And If it makes me
grow bigger,
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then I can reach the key.
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But if it makes me
grow a little smaller,
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then I can creep
under the door.
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Bigger or smaller?
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Which way?
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Oh, I think
I'm staying the same size.
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Oh.
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Oh, something is happening.
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Curiouser and curiouser.
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Ooh.
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Now I'm opening up
like a telescope.
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Ooh. Goodbye, feet!
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I'm so big, now I'll never
get through that little door.
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I wanna go home.
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I wanna go home.
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I wanna go home.
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Oh, the Duchess,
the Duchess!
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Won't she be savage
if I kept her waiting?
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If you please, sir.
Sir, Rabbit!
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What's happening now?
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Ooh.
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It's the fan
that's making me shrink!
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Oh, that was a narrow escape.
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00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,760
Oh, now I've fallen
into the sea.
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But this isn't the sea.
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These are my tears
when I was nine feet tall!
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Oh, I wish
I hadn't cried so much.
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00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:51,460
I should be
punished for it now,
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00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,900
for being drowned
in my own tears.
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00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,600
Won't that be a queer thing?
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00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,330
However, everything's
been queer today.
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00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:03,460
What is that?
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00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,830
It must be a walrus
or a hippopotamus!
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00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,960
For goodness' sake,
stop crying.
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00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:26,260
Stop crying!
Don't cry anymore!
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00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,200
Sir?
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00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,360
Me?
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Do you know
the way out of here?
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I'm a stranger here myself.
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Mouse, do you know
the way out?
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Mouse, don't you
understand English?
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00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:50,830
What?
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Are you French?
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That means, "Where's my cat?"
You know.
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Oh, I beg your pardon.
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I quite forgot
you don't like cats.
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Our family has
always hated cats.
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Nasty, low, vulgar things.
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Don't ever let me
hear that name again!
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I won't. I promise.
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00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,030
Are you afraid of dogs?
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There's a nice old terrier
who kills all the rats.
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Oh! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
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I won't mention
those creatures again!
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All right. Come on.
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Let's go to shore and I'll tell
you why I hate cats and dogs.
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That's a very good idea.
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Excellent, Sir Mouse.
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♪ I hate dogs
and I hate cats ♪
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♪ I'm also not
too fond of bats ♪
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♪ I'm a helpless
little fellow ♪
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♪ Consequently
rather yellow ♪
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00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,900
♪ Now, you may think
that dogs are sweet ♪
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♪ Since they love to
snuggle at your feet ♪
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♪ But to me
they're oh, so large ♪
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♪ That I tremble
when they charge ♪
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00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:21,900
♪ Now, certain words
like "big" and "small" ♪
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♪ Mean what?
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00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,330
♪ Would you
please tell me? ♪
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00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,600
♪ To me all cats
are 10 feet tall ♪
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♪ So I worry
when they smell me ♪
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♪ I run from owls
I hide from hawks ♪
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♪ I scurry from
whatever squawks ♪
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♪ I'm a coward
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♪ From my whiskers
to my spats ♪
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♪ I hate dogs
and cats! ♪
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00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,230
♪ Now, certain words
like "big" and "small" ♪
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♪ Mean what?
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00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:28,800
♪ Would you
please tell me? ♪
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♪ To me all cats
are 10 feet tall ♪
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♪ So I worry
when they smell me ♪
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00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,530
♪ I run from owls
I hide from hawks ♪
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♪ I scurry from
whatever squawks ♪
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♪ I'm a coward
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♪ From my whiskers
to my spats! ♪
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♪ But I tell you straight
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♪ That I really hate
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♪ Owls, dogs, hawks, bats!
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♪ I hate dogs and cats! ♪
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Hey,
what are you running for?
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Wait a minute.
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00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,830
Just what is
going on around here?
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Are you all crazy?
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00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,100
Won't anybody answer me?
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Now, wait a minute! Hey!
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Now I know what it means
to act like animals!
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Somebody should
teach you all proper manners.
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The Duchess!
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The Duchess!
Oh, my dear paws!
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Oh, my fur
and whiskers.
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She'll have me executed
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as sure as ferrets
are ferrets.
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And where on Earth did I
drop my fan and gloves?
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I know, Mr. Rabbit.
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I had them, but I
seem to have lost them.
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Mary Ann, what are you
doing out here?
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You go home this moment and...
and fetch me a pair of gloves and fan.
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Quick now, Mary Ann!
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He mistook me
for his housemaid.
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How surprised he'll be when
he finds out who I am really.
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But I'd better find
his fan and gloves
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and bring them
back to him if I can.
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It seems so silly to be
running errands for a rabbit.
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I suppose Dinah will be
giving me orders next.
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Like, "Alice,
come here directly
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and watch this mouse hole
until I get back."
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There's the fan and gloves.
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I know something interesting
is sure to happen
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whenever I eat
or drink anything.
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So I'll just see
what this bottle does.
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Now, that's quite enough.
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I hope I won't grow
any more.
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As it is, I'm sure I won't be
able to get through the door.
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I wish I hadn't
drunk so much.
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Mary Ann! Mary Ann!
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Fetch me my gloves
this moment!
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Pat! Pat!
Where are you?
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Back here digging
for apples, Your Honor.
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Digging for apples,
indeed!
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Come and get me
out of here!
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00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,800
Your Honor,
what happened? Here.
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00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,960
Pat! Pat!
Wha-What's that in the window?
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I-I-I-It's an arm,
Your Honor. An arm?
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You goose!
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Did you ever see
an arm that size?
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It fills the whole window.
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00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:56,660
It sure does, Your Honor,
but... but it's an arm anyway.
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Yeah, well, at any rate,
it has no business there.
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You... You go
and take it away.
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00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,600
Oh, I don't like this at all, Your
Honor. I... I don't like it at all.
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00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:07,200
Bill! Bill!
Come out here and help!
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And bring the ladder!
Quick, Bill!
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I got it.
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Hurry up!
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I got it.
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What are you doing?
Come on, bring it here.
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Here,
tell him what to do.
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00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:21,430
Get up on the roof.
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00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,660
Oh, my goodness.
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Hurry, Bill.
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Do you think the roof
will hold him? I hope so!
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Bill!
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Oh, my goodness.
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Bill!
Bill, go down the chimney!
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00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:34,830
That's a good idea, Your
Honor. Down the chimney, Billy!
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Down the chimney!
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00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:38,960
Bill's got to go down
the chimney, does he?
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I think I can
take care of that.
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Watch your step, Bill!
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Down the chimney, Bill.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
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That's for Bill.
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There goes Bill.
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Goodbye, Bill!
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I wonder what
they're gonna do next.
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00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,560
You'd better
not do that again.
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They're such little cakes.
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If I eat one, they're sure to
make some change in my size.
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And since it can't possibly
make me grow larger.
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Mary Ann!
Mary Ann! Come back here!
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Come back here,
Mary Ann! You hear me?
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00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:06,330
Come back here!
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00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:10,060
Mary Ann! Stop running!
Come back!
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00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:09,300
Who are you?
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I hardly know, sir.
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I knew who I was
when I got up this morning,
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but I keep changing sizes.
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And I'm afraid I'll never
find my way home again.
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Explain yourself.
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I can't, sir. Because
I'm not myself, you see?
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No, I don't see.
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00:29:34,830 --> 00:29:38,530
Well, being so many sizes
in one day
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is very confusing
to a little girl.
252
00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:43,200
No, it isn't.
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00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:46,730
Well, perhaps
you haven't found it so yet.
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00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:49,500
But when you have to
turn into a chrysalis
255
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:54,360
and then a butterfly, you'll feel
a little bit queer then, won't you?
256
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,960
Not a bit.
257
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:58,600
Well, it would feel
very queer to me.
258
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,600
You? Who are you?
259
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:04,830
Well, I think you ought to
tell me who you are first.
260
00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:06,200
Why?
261
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:09,000
Well, I don't know exactly.
262
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:13,360
Besides, I think you're
very rude. Goodbye!
263
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:15,960
Wait! Wait!
264
00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:18,760
I've got something
very important to say to you.
265
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:19,860
What?
266
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,160
Keep your temper.
267
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:24,360
Is that all
you have to say to me?
268
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,760
Well, no.
269
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:29,800
I was also curious
about your earlier remark.
270
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:32,530
So you think
you've changed, do you?
271
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:34,860
I definitely have.
272
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,430
In fact, I think I've actually
grown up quite a bit.
273
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,360
But I can't quite remember.
274
00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:43,700
Why not?
275
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,330
Well, there are
a lot of things.
276
00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:49,700
Oh, like when I tried to recite
one of my favorite poems,
277
00:30:50,530 --> 00:30:52,300
it came out all wrong.
278
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,530
Well, try You Are Old,
Father William,
279
00:30:56,630 --> 00:30:58,660
and see
how that comes out.
280
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,960
Do you know that poem?
281
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,730
Of course.
282
00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:04,560
Let me see. It starts...
283
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,600
"You...
284
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,060
"You..."
Wait, let me help you.
285
00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:21,260
♪ "You are old, Father
William," the young man said ♪
286
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,960
♪ "And your hair
has become very white ♪
287
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:26,700
♪ "And yet you incessantly
stand on your head ♪
288
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,160
♪ "Do you think,
at your age, it is right?" ♪
289
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,400
♪ "In my youth," Father
William replied to his son ♪
290
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,030
♪ "I feared
it might injure the brain ♪
291
00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:42,700
♪ "But now that I'm
perfectly sure I have none ♪
292
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,600
♪ "Why, I do it again
and again" ♪
293
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,430
♪ "You are old,"
said the youth ♪
294
00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:55,860
♪ "As I mentioned before, and
have grown most uncommonly fat ♪
295
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,800
♪ "Yet you turned a
back-somersault in at the door ♪
296
00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:01,430
♪ "Pray, what is the
reason for that?" ♪
297
00:32:01,530 --> 00:32:03,260
♪ "You are old,"
said the youth ♪
298
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,600
♪ "And your jaws are too weak
for anything tougher than suet ♪
299
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:09,600
♪ "Yet you finished the goose
with the bones and the beak ♪
300
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:12,000
♪ "Pray, how did you
manage to do it?" ♪
301
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,200
♪ "You are old,"
said the youth ♪
302
00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:27,800
♪ "One would hardly suppose that
your eye was as steady as ever ♪
303
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,960
♪ "Yet you balanced an
eel on the end of your nose ♪
304
00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:33,460
♪ "What made you
so awfully clever?" ♪
305
00:32:54,330 --> 00:32:56,960
♪ "You have asked me three
questions Now, that is enough" ♪
306
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,560
♪ Said his father,
"Don't give yourself airs! ♪
307
00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:02,430
♪ "Do you think I can listen
all day to such stuff? ♪
308
00:33:02,530 --> 00:33:04,030
♪ "Be off, boy!
309
00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:07,030
♪ "Or I'll kick you
downstairs ♪
310
00:33:07,130 --> 00:33:09,400
♪ "Or I'll kick you
downstairs ♪
311
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,100
♪ "Or I'll kick you
downstairs ♪
312
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,030
♪ "Or I'll kick you
313
00:33:15,130 --> 00:33:16,960
♪ "Or I'll kick you
downstairs" ♪
314
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,530
That was excellent.
315
00:33:23,630 --> 00:33:26,860
Now, what size do you
want to be, little girl?
316
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,130
Well, I should like to be
a little larger, sir.
317
00:33:30,230 --> 00:33:32,760
This is such a wretched
height to be, you know.
318
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:37,430
Oh? It happens to be
a very good height indeed,
319
00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:41,160
since it also happens
to be exactly my height.
320
00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:43,730
I'm terribly sorry.
321
00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:45,860
I didn't mean it
as an insult.
322
00:33:55,030 --> 00:33:58,800
Mr. Caterpillar,
where are you?
323
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:04,000
Why, he's disappeared.
324
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:07,300
He just
absolutely disappeared.
325
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,600
Surely someone here can
tell me the way to go home.
326
00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,460
It's for the Duchess.
327
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,760
It's an invitation from
the Queen to play croquet.
328
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:22,760
There's no use in ringing,
329
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:26,260
because I'm on the same side
of the gate as you are.
330
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,500
Then how am I
supposed to get in?
331
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,560
Well, I don't know
about you,
332
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,700
but as for me, I'm going
to sit here until tomorrow
333
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,460
or the next day, maybe.
334
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,830
Well, I'm not.
335
00:36:18,330 --> 00:36:21,530
Oh, there's certainly
too much pepper in that soup.
336
00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:23,930
Not in my soup.
337
00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:25,530
Oh, no.
338
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,830
Will you please be careful?
339
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,660
If everybody minded
their own business,
340
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,360
this world would go around
a lot faster than it does.
341
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,430
Which would not be an
advantage, if you ask me.
342
00:36:45,530 --> 00:36:50,100
I mean, you see, the Earth takes
24 hours to turn around its axis.
343
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaking of axes,
chop off her nose.
344
00:36:58,530 --> 00:37:01,860
You are acting
very hateful to that baby.
345
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,130
Am I?
346
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,600
Well, my dear.
347
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,860
♪ There's something
to say for hatred ♪
348
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,500
♪ For rudeness
and for spite ♪
349
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,800
♪ Oh, no, my friend,
we can't pretend ♪
350
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,760
♪ That everything's
sweetness and light ♪
351
00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:21,730
♪ There's something
to say for trouble ♪
352
00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:24,760
♪ For nastiness
and gloom ♪
353
00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:26,330
♪ Just try to be cheerful
354
00:37:26,430 --> 00:37:29,960
♪ And you'll get an earful
of your impending doom ♪
355
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:33,800
♪ This world
is not a paradise ♪
356
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:36,330
♪ If, indeed, ooh, ooh,
it ever was ♪
357
00:37:36,430 --> 00:37:40,160
♪ It's a vale of tears
and so, my dears ♪
358
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,830
♪ Throw out the chaff?
Don't make me laugh ♪
359
00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:45,800
♪ There's something
to say for misery ♪
360
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:49,130
♪ For suffering
and pain ♪
361
00:37:49,230 --> 00:37:52,000
♪ Down at the bank,
now, let's be frank ♪
362
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:54,460
♪ They only care for gain
363
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:02,200
♪ There's something to say
for frowning ♪
364
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,300
♪ Why must we always smile?
365
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,230
♪ Forget all your dreams,
resort to schemes ♪
366
00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:11,330
♪ And in just a little while
367
00:38:11,430 --> 00:38:14,430
♪ The best-laid plans
of mice and men ♪
368
00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:17,200
♪ Will all come
crashing down again ♪
369
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,860
♪ And we'll all
despise each other ♪
370
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:25,860
♪ In the grandest style ♪
371
00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:32,200
Is the baby all right?
372
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,000
You wanna hold him
for a while?
373
00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:38,500
Here.
374
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,000
I have to get ready. I'm
playing croquet with the Queen.
375
00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:56,630
If I don't take this baby away
with me, they're sure to kill it.
376
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:41,630
Now, look, little baby, if
you're going to turn into a pig,
377
00:39:41,730 --> 00:39:43,960
then I'll have nothing more
to do with you.
378
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:53,760
Oh, well,
if it had grown up,
379
00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:57,630
it would have made
a dreadfully ugly child.
380
00:39:57,730 --> 00:40:02,500
But maybe a rather
handsome pig, I suppose.
381
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,630
Excuse me, Cheshire Cat.
382
00:40:09,730 --> 00:40:14,200
Would you tell me please which
way I ought to go from here?
383
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,100
That depends a good deal
on where you wanna get to.
384
00:40:18,730 --> 00:40:19,800
Home.
385
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,660
I need to get home.
386
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,730
I know my mother's
already begun to miss me.
387
00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:30,600
Oh, and my cat, Dinah,
must be very hungry.
388
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,030
Home?
389
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:38,060
Home, is it?
390
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,460
Well, you listen closely,
little girl.
391
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:46,830
♪ There's no way home
392
00:40:46,930 --> 00:40:50,630
♪ from this strange land
393
00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:56,800
♪ Don't even try
to understand ♪
394
00:40:56,900 --> 00:41:00,230
♪ You're lost in time
395
00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:03,760
♪ without a trace
396
00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:09,630
♪ Resign yourself
to your disgrace ♪
397
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:14,500
♪ Somehow you've strayed
398
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,030
♪ and lost your way
399
00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,860
♪ And now there'll be
400
00:41:20,630 --> 00:41:23,530
♪ No time to play
401
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:26,760
♪ No time for joy
402
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:29,600
♪ No time for friends
403
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,000
♪ Not even time
404
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,860
♪ to make amends
405
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,700
♪ You are too naive
406
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,230
♪ if you do believe
407
00:41:43,330 --> 00:41:47,430
♪ Life is innocent laughter
and fun ♪
408
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,060
♪ There are things to fear
409
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,730
♪ So you see, my dear
410
00:41:55,130 --> 00:41:57,130
♪ Your adventures
411
00:41:57,230 --> 00:42:01,430
♪ have only begun
412
00:42:03,530 --> 00:42:06,230
♪ The world's immense
413
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:10,400
♪ but sad to say
414
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:13,860
♪ It makes no sense
415
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,630
♪ in any way
416
00:42:16,730 --> 00:42:19,860
♪ So what care I
417
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,430
♪ if you should cry?
418
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,930
♪ There's no way
419
00:42:30,630 --> 00:42:34,430
♪ home ♪
420
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,830
I think you're a mean,
old cat.
421
00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:44,500
There must be a way home
and I'll find it!
422
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,060
Where are you going?
423
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,500
That way.
424
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,960
Maybe I'll meet someone
kind enough to help me.
425
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,560
Oh.
426
00:42:56,660 --> 00:43:00,260
Well, in that direction,
there's a Hatter,
427
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,660
and in that direction,
there's a March Hare.
428
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,030
Visit either you like.
They're both mad.
429
00:43:09,130 --> 00:43:12,200
But I don't wanna
visit mad people.
430
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:15,630
Well, you can't help that.
We're all mad here.
431
00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:20,260
I mean, I'm mad.
You're mad. We're all mad.
432
00:43:24,130 --> 00:43:25,430
Meow, baby.
433
00:43:30,530 --> 00:43:33,200
Well, a head without a cat
434
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:36,000
is the most curious thing
I've ever seen
435
00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:39,260
in my whole life.
436
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,330
Oh, goody, I'm just in time
for a tea party.
437
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,800
May I introduce myself?
438
00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:04,900
No, you may not.
439
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,300
But aren't introductions
proper at a tea party?
440
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,800
My dear child,
if you want an introduction,
441
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:12,630
go and get yourself
an orchestra.
442
00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:15,030
They'll give you a good
four-bar introduction.
443
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,800
Or probably
an eight-bar introduction.
444
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:21,200
I just wanted to
give you my name.
445
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:23,900
Why, have you
finished with it?
446
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,030
Did you hear that,
Mr. Hare?
447
00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:27,430
She wants to
give us her name.
448
00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:29,600
That is ridiculous.
Awfully.
449
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,000
We already
have names.
450
00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,500
We certainly don't
need hers. Yes.
451
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,760
May I sit down?
452
00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:36,760
No room! No room!
No room!
453
00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:39,930
No room! No room!
There's plenty of room!
454
00:44:40,030 --> 00:44:42,660
There are at least
nine empty chairs.
455
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,600
Of course there are.
456
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:46,460
We didn't say
there aren't any chairs.
457
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,960
We said
there wasn't any room.
458
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:50,730
Yeah, and there
certainly isn't, you know.
459
00:44:50,830 --> 00:44:53,400
We are here in the
great outdoors. Of course!
460
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:56,260
And there are certainly
no rooms here.
461
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,100
Right. There are
a few in the house.
462
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,400
Would you like some wine?
463
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,460
I don't think
I should drink wine.
464
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,830
I'm too young.
465
00:45:04,930 --> 00:45:07,160
Good. There isn't
any anyway.
466
00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:09,260
Then it wasn't
very nice of you to offer it.
467
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,800
And it wasn't
very nice of you
468
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,230
to sit down
without being invited!
469
00:45:12,330 --> 00:45:14,430
I didn't know
it was your table!
470
00:45:14,530 --> 00:45:17,160
It's set for more than three.
471
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:20,530
You know,
your hair wants cutting.
472
00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:23,700
You should learn
not to make personal remarks.
473
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,100
It's very rude.
474
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,760
Ooh.
Ooh.
475
00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:32,030
Why is a raven
like a writing desk?
476
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,300
I give up. Why is a raven
like a writing desk?
477
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,400
I haven't
the vaguest idea.
478
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:42,630
Then why did you
ask the question?
479
00:45:42,730 --> 00:45:45,830
Because I was hoping
for an intelligent answer!
480
00:45:45,930 --> 00:45:49,560
If I'd known the answer, I wouldn't
have asked the question, would I?
481
00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:52,100
Oh, you're hopeless.
482
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:56,200
Incidentally, how did you
become a March Hare?
483
00:45:56,300 --> 00:46:00,700
Well, actually, I started
out being a January Hare,
484
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,230
and then I worked
my way up.
485
00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:05,160
No, I didn't mean that.
486
00:46:05,260 --> 00:46:07,200
Well, then you should say
what you mean!
487
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:08,800
Quite!
488
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:13,000
I do. At least, I mean what I
say and that's the same thing.
489
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:15,300
It isn't
the same thing at all.
490
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,800
I mean, you might just as
well say "I see what I eat,"
491
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,430
is the same as
"I, I eat what I see."
492
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:23,900
I give up.
493
00:46:25,030 --> 00:46:26,400
Fresh cup. Move down.
494
00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:28,960
Whoop-de-doo.
495
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,960
Who's the stuffed animal?
496
00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:34,600
I am not a stuffed
animal. Really?
497
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,260
Not since dinner
last night.
498
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,860
I am a dormouse.
499
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,930
What do you mean,
"door mouse"?
500
00:46:40,030 --> 00:46:41,960
You look like
a plain mouse to me.
501
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,900
And you look like
a plain little girl to me.
502
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,030
And if you think that there's
only one kind of a mouse,
503
00:46:48,130 --> 00:46:50,360
you have another
"think" coming. Quite!
504
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:51,800
Do you wanna
take it right now?
505
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,430
Take what right now?
506
00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:56,400
Your other "think." You
have one coming, you know.
507
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,760
No, I... I'm not a
church mouse... No.
508
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,430
...because I'm too
wealthy. Of course!
509
00:47:02,530 --> 00:47:06,430
I'm not a field mouse,
and I'm not a... Well, I'm...
510
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:11,230
By the way,
what time is it?
511
00:47:11,330 --> 00:47:15,430
Time? Time? The
time now is, let me see.
512
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:21,730
The time is precisely 7:27.
513
00:47:21,830 --> 00:47:24,000
That can't possibly
be right.
514
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:27,800
It seems to me it was 7:27
about two hours ago.
515
00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:30,900
Young lady,
are you contradicting me?
516
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,730
I am known
as a stickler for accuracy.
517
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,160
A stickler? You are?
518
00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:38,460
Yes, a stickler.
519
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,500
When people round here
want accuracy,
520
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,360
they call me in
and I stickle.
521
00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:45,960
That's what sticklers are
supposed to do, isn't that right?
522
00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:48,230
But are you sure
your watch is running?
523
00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:49,500
Oh, of course
it isn't running.
524
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,560
It's sitting here
quite quietly in my hand.
525
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:54,400
Besides, it could hardly run,
it has no moving parts.
526
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,900
No moving parts?
527
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,300
Correct.
528
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,400
But it's absolutely
correct twice a day.
529
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:04,860
Enough of this folderol!
Enough of this persiflage.
530
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,960
Enough of this badinage.
531
00:48:07,060 --> 00:48:08,500
Enough of this
tomfoolery.
532
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,860
Enough of this banter.
Enough of this saying "enough."
533
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,800
Oh, every tea party
should have a little music.
534
00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:17,200
Of course.
Young lady,
535
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,730
would you like
to sing with us?
536
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:23,000
That might be very nice.
537
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:24,800
But what shall we sing?
538
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:28,460
Do you know
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star?
539
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,360
Yes, I do.
540
00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:33,800
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪
541
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,730
♪ How I wonder
what you are ♪
542
00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:38,530
No, no, no, no.
That won't do at all.
543
00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:43,460
I prefer, "Twinkle, twinkle, little
bat, how I wonder what you're at."
544
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,660
How about,
545
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,630
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little skunk ♪
546
00:48:47,730 --> 00:48:50,360
♪ How I wonder
if you're drunk ♪
547
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:53,160
"Twinkle, twinkle,
little ants.
548
00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:55,100
"You do look strange
without your pants."
549
00:48:57,300 --> 00:49:00,100
I must admit,
you three do make me laugh.
550
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,330
Now, that's a very good idea
for a song.
551
00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:10,000
♪ Laugh at every
single thing we do ♪
552
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,830
♪ Just laugh
553
00:49:13,930 --> 00:49:19,000
♪ And we shall all
perform for you ♪
554
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:24,530
♪ Just smile
and tensions will unwind ♪
555
00:49:24,630 --> 00:49:28,560
♪ And you'll find
that your mind ♪
556
00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:33,030
♪ Takes a kinder view
557
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,960
♪ Laugh
558
00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:41,430
♪ yes, even when your skies
are gray ♪
559
00:49:41,530 --> 00:49:43,800
♪ Just laugh
560
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:48,930
♪ And troubles
seem to float away ♪
561
00:49:49,030 --> 00:49:54,560
♪ You'll find
it's very true, my dears ♪
562
00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:58,330
♪ Through the years
that your tears ♪
563
00:49:58,430 --> 00:50:02,830
♪ And your fears will fly
564
00:50:02,930 --> 00:50:07,530
♪ Oh, there are times
when crying ♪
565
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:11,530
♪ Seems the thing to do
566
00:50:11,630 --> 00:50:14,900
♪ But keep on trying
567
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,100
♪ Till your dreams
come true ♪
568
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,900
♪ Your heart
569
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:27,060
♪ I'm sure knows
what is best for you ♪
570
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:31,460
♪ So laugh, little girl
571
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:36,960
♪ Just laugh ♪
572
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,030
Such a lovely song.
573
00:50:43,130 --> 00:50:45,630
Thank you,
I, I wrote it myself.
574
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,430
Now, how would you
like to tell us a story?
575
00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:53,400
I'm afraid
I don't know one.
576
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,230
Then the Dormouse shall.
577
00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:57,860
The Dormouse will.
Wake up!
578
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,300
Come on!
Come on. Come along.
579
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,930
Wake up!
La, la, la, wake up!
580
00:51:01,030 --> 00:51:02,530
You've got to tell a story!
Wake up!
581
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:03,860
Tell a story.
Dormouse!
582
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,860
You're going to tell
a story for the little...
583
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,530
Wake up. Dormouse, we want to
hear a story. You're going to love it.
584
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,830
Come on.
Time to wake up now.
585
00:51:10,930 --> 00:51:12,960
Come on. Wake up.
586
00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:16,260
Wake up. Come on, now.
Tell us a story!
587
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,000
Time to make a story.
Story. Going to tell a story.
588
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:20,900
We need to tell a story.
Wake up.
589
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,400
Stop it! Stop it!
590
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,700
It doesn't matter if anyone
tells us a story or not.
591
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,430
Well, that just shows you
how much you know. Hmm.
592
00:51:29,530 --> 00:51:33,660
Yeah. At teatime,
everyone should tell a story.
593
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,000
Well, now that he is awake,
a story would be nice.
594
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,960
Once upon a time, there were
three little sisters
595
00:51:39,060 --> 00:51:42,460
named Elsie, Lacie and Tillie and
they lived at the bottom of a well.
596
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,060
But what did they live on?
597
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,600
They lived on treacle.
Molasses to you.
598
00:51:49,130 --> 00:51:51,100
But why did they live
at the bottom of a well?
599
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,830
It was a treacle well.
600
00:51:53,930 --> 00:51:55,630
There's no such thing.
601
00:51:55,730 --> 00:51:57,630
Oh. Oh!
602
00:51:57,730 --> 00:51:59,530
If you can't
keep a civil tongue,
603
00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:02,060
why don't you finish
the story yourself?
604
00:52:03,030 --> 00:52:05,360
No, please, go on.
605
00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:07,560
Well,
these three little sisters,
606
00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:09,530
they were learning
how to draw, you know.
607
00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:10,900
And what did they draw?
608
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,230
Treacle!
609
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:20,760
I want a fresh cup.
Move down the table!
610
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,030
Here we go round
the table!
611
00:52:26,130 --> 00:52:28,000
Here we go round
the table!
612
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:29,560
Here we go round
the table!
613
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:31,100
But I don't understand.
614
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,130
Where did they
draw the treacle from?
615
00:52:33,230 --> 00:52:35,630
Well, if you can get water
from a water well,
616
00:52:35,730 --> 00:52:40,330
I suppose you can get treacle
from a treacle well, eh, stupid?
617
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,660
Hello, little fawn.
618
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,800
Don't be afraid,
I won't hurt you.
619
00:53:32,660 --> 00:53:34,900
I'm so happy to find you.
620
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,130
You're the only normal person
I've met here.
621
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:47,330
♪ Why do people act
as if they're crazy? ♪
622
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:54,500
♪ Why do they behave
the way they do? ♪
623
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,900
♪ Don't they understand
624
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,430
♪ that the things
I've planned ♪
625
00:54:04,530 --> 00:54:08,200
♪ Are dreams
that I demand ♪
626
00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:11,260
♪ come true?
627
00:54:12,630 --> 00:54:15,800
♪ Why can't they be kind
628
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:18,130
♪ to one another
629
00:54:20,030 --> 00:54:23,660
♪ And see the beauty of
630
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,500
♪ the golden rule?
631
00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:31,460
♪ Will there come a spring
632
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:35,430
♪ when we'll know
how to sing ♪
633
00:54:35,530 --> 00:54:41,230
♪ that there are
better things to do? ♪
634
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,100
♪ Will there come a day
635
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:51,500
♪ we'll all know
how to say ♪
636
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:57,530
♪ I love you?
637
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:04,330
♪ I love
638
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,160
♪ you ♪
639
00:55:13,130 --> 00:55:17,630
I wish I didn't have to go,
but I really must,
640
00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:22,160
so you can find your mother
and I can find mine.
641
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,760
That's very curious.
642
00:55:51,100 --> 00:55:53,530
However,
everything's curious today.
643
00:56:52,430 --> 00:56:54,130
Excuse me, sirs.
644
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,300
But would you
tell me, please,
645
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,300
why you're painting
those roses?
646
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,830
Why, the fact is...
647
00:57:03,930 --> 00:57:06,600
You see, miss, this here ought
to have been a red rose bush,
648
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,360
and we put a white one in
by mistake.
649
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:10,430
Yes, and if the Queen
was to find out,
650
00:57:10,530 --> 00:57:12,130
she'd cut our heads off,
you know.
651
00:57:12,230 --> 00:57:13,600
The Queen! The Queen!
652
00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:15,300
Here comes the Queen!
653
00:59:30,330 --> 00:59:32,630
Who is this?
Who is what?
654
00:59:32,730 --> 00:59:33,830
Oh!
655
00:59:33,930 --> 00:59:36,060
Her. I don't know.
656
00:59:36,730 --> 00:59:38,000
Idiot.
657
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,360
What is your name, child?
658
00:59:41,460 --> 00:59:46,000
My name is Alice,
may it please Your Majesty.
659
00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:47,830
We'll see about that.
660
00:59:47,930 --> 00:59:49,560
And who are these creatures?
661
00:59:49,660 --> 00:59:52,360
How should I know?
It's no business of mine.
662
00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:55,130
Off with her head.
663
00:59:55,230 --> 00:59:56,300
Oh, come now, now, dear,
be calm...
664
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,900
Did you hear me?
Off with her head!
665
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,460
Nonsense!
666
01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:01,700
Nonsense?
667
01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:06,860
Just for that, off with her
head in small increments.
668
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,460
Oh, no, no. Come now,
dear. She's only a child.
669
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:10,800
Did you think I was
under the impression
670
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:12,400
she was an alligator
or a rutabaga?
671
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:15,760
Of course she's a child,
and a remarkably rude one.
672
01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:17,960
And if there's one thing
I cannot stand,
673
01:00:18,060 --> 01:00:20,360
it's insubordination
and impertinence.
674
01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:22,830
That's two things,
Your Majesty.
675
01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:27,630
What? Laughing
at such effrontery!
676
01:00:27,730 --> 01:00:29,000
You stop it.
Stop it right now!
677
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:31,830
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh!
678
01:00:31,930 --> 01:00:34,400
Oh, off with their heads, too!
679
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:38,200
My dear, you must not
excite yourself, really.
680
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:41,660
♪ When there are people
who annoy you ♪
681
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:45,100
♪ Or seem determined
to destroy you ♪
682
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,160
♪ There's just one thing
that must be done ♪
683
01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:49,600
♪ Off with their heads!
684
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:52,700
Oh, that's rather drastic,
isn't it, dear?
685
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:56,330
♪ When there are people
who deceive you ♪
686
01:00:56,430 --> 01:00:59,930
♪ Or have the nerve
to not believe you ♪
687
01:01:00,030 --> 01:01:02,730
♪ There's one response
that's rather fun ♪
688
01:01:02,830 --> 01:01:04,460
♪ Off with their heads!
689
01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:07,460
What about
the population?
690
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,560
♪ Firm
691
01:01:09,660 --> 01:01:12,500
♪ You must be absolutely firm
when required ♪
692
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,730
I'm always firm,
dear, always.
693
01:01:14,830 --> 01:01:16,830
♪ Squirm
694
01:01:16,930 --> 01:01:20,830
♪ That's what they'll do when
they perceive they've been fired ♪
695
01:01:20,930 --> 01:01:22,130
♪ Or worse
696
01:01:22,230 --> 01:01:25,800
♪ Never mind negotiation
697
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:29,360
♪ You will find
to rule your nation ♪
698
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:34,100
♪ All you need to keep your
slaves under their beds ♪
699
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,360
♪ Is just to flounce about
and shout ♪
700
01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:41,800
♪ Off with their heads!
701
01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:49,300
You make it all
sound so simple.
702
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,330
It is simple, my dear.
They're all simple-minded.
703
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,960
Off with their heads.
704
01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,960
♪ Firm
705
01:02:00,060 --> 01:02:01,230
Yes, of course, dear.
706
01:02:01,330 --> 01:02:03,760
♪ You must be absolutely firm
when required ♪
707
01:02:03,860 --> 01:02:05,360
I'm going to try
to be firm about it.
708
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,900
Yes, darling.
709
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,600
♪ Squirm
710
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:11,330
♪ That's what they'll do when
they perceive they've been fired ♪
711
01:02:11,430 --> 01:02:12,400
Don't you...
712
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,530
♪ Or worse
713
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:17,000
♪ Never mind negotiation
714
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,660
♪ You will find
to rule your nation ♪
715
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:25,230
♪ All you need to keep your
slaves under their beds ♪
716
01:02:27,530 --> 01:02:31,030
♪ Is just to flounce about
and shout ♪
717
01:02:32,860 --> 01:02:35,160
♪ Off with their heads! ♪
718
01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:37,460
I suppose you're right,
as usual.
719
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,300
I am always right,
my dear.
720
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:40,460
It is simply...
721
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,060
Didn't I tell you this morning
that heads would roll?
722
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,530
Yes, indeed,
you did, dear.
723
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,260
But, you know,
it's an extraordinary thing.
724
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,500
Heads do not roll
as they used to.
725
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:55,830
Nowadays, they just clump
down on the ground and stay there.
726
01:02:55,930 --> 01:02:57,060
Ah!
727
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,100
There's that
impertinent child.
728
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,760
Alice, would you
come here a minute, dear?
729
01:03:04,830 --> 01:03:06,830
Can you play croquet?
730
01:03:06,930 --> 01:03:08,930
Why, yes, Your Majesty.
731
01:03:09,030 --> 01:03:12,100
Although, I shouldn't be
able to if I had no head.
732
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,460
If you think such conditions are
going to make me change my mind,
733
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:17,700
you are quite mistaken.
734
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,730
Your head is as good as gone.
735
01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:25,030
But since you still have it, we might
as well put it to some sensible use.
736
01:03:25,130 --> 01:03:28,100
Come along to the game.
Oh, yes.
737
01:03:40,130 --> 01:03:43,060
It's a...
It's a very fine day.
738
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,200
The Queen seems
to be enjoying it.
739
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:47,260
She loves
to chop off heads.
740
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,230
Oh, well, the Queen
is very excitable.
741
01:03:49,330 --> 01:03:51,500
She even ordered
the execution
742
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,700
of a very dear friend,
the Duchess.
743
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,860
What for?
744
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,200
Did you say,
"What a pity?"
745
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:59,330
No, I didn't.
I said, "What for?"
746
01:03:59,430 --> 01:04:01,460
Oh, it was
a dreadful offense.
747
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,160
She boxed
the Queen's ears.
748
01:04:04,260 --> 01:04:06,800
Oh, don't. Do be quiet.
749
01:04:06,900 --> 01:04:08,860
The Queen will hear you.
750
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,100
See, what happened, you see,
was that the Duchess came rather late
751
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,800
and the Queen
said to her...
752
01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,000
What is that?
753
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:19,700
Who is doing all that gibbering
and jabbering back there?
754
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,530
Oh. Oh, dear.
755
01:04:22,630 --> 01:04:26,000
Meaning no disrespect,
Your Majesty.
756
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:29,460
"Gibbering and jabbering,"
you say?
757
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,300
Well, I... I... I was gibbering and
the... and the young lady was jabbering.
758
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:34,830
Well, stop it!
759
01:04:34,930 --> 01:04:37,960
And take your places, all of
you, for a game of croquet.
760
01:04:50,630 --> 01:04:54,330
Well, tell me, Alice,
my dear,
761
01:04:54,430 --> 01:04:57,630
are you a skillful
croquet player?
762
01:04:57,730 --> 01:05:03,030
Well, I do beat my sister,
at least sometimes.
763
01:05:03,130 --> 01:05:04,630
Who's the best player here?
764
01:05:04,730 --> 01:05:06,700
I really don't know.
765
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,960
Her Majesty
always manages to win.
766
01:05:09,060 --> 01:05:11,660
And if anyone ever gets
close, it's always the same thing.
767
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:12,830
"Off with their heads!"
768
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,900
Excuse me, Your Majesty.
769
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,060
I don't see any mallets.
770
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,200
What are we gonna use
for mallets?
771
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:25,130
These flamingoes, of course.
772
01:05:25,230 --> 01:05:27,000
Of course. Of course!
773
01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:29,660
And what are we to use
for croquet balls?
774
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,100
Guinea pigs.
He's as keen as mustard.
775
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,360
What are we to use
for wickets?
776
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:38,830
We do have to hit the ball
through something, don't we?
777
01:05:38,930 --> 01:05:42,530
Wickets,
assume your positions.
778
01:05:42,630 --> 01:05:44,160
Oh, you oaf,
you move much too slowly.
779
01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:45,900
Off with his head!
780
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,930
It's going to be very
difficult, dear, in that position.
781
01:05:49,030 --> 01:05:53,800
They're dreadfully fond of beheading
people here, wouldn't you say?
782
01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:57,530
The great wonder is there's
anyone left here with a head at all.
783
01:05:57,630 --> 01:06:01,100
You, impertinent child,
wipe that smile off your face.
784
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,630
Is that smile quite gone?
785
01:06:05,730 --> 01:06:08,930
It's left
the young lady's face.
786
01:06:09,030 --> 01:06:12,160
But it seems to have
reappeared elsewhere.
787
01:06:18,230 --> 01:06:19,900
It's the Cheshire Cat.
788
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,830
Oh, hello, Cheshire Cat.
789
01:06:21,930 --> 01:06:24,760
Hello. How do you
like the Queen?
790
01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:29,830
Not at all. I don't like the idea
of losing my head. Would you?
791
01:06:29,930 --> 01:06:32,160
I could hardly afford that.
792
01:06:32,260 --> 01:06:35,500
I say, what is that thing?
793
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:38,960
It's a friend of mine,
a Cheshire Cat.
794
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:41,300
Allow me
to introduce you.
795
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:44,100
I'd rather not,
if you don't mind.
796
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,730
My dear, may I introduce
another of your subjects?
797
01:06:46,830 --> 01:06:47,960
No, you may not.
798
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:49,760
Ugh.
799
01:06:49,860 --> 01:06:54,000
Off with his head, whoever or
whatever it is, and off with his tail, too.
800
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:57,130
There's more than one way
to skin a cat, you know.
801
01:06:57,230 --> 01:06:59,400
I'm afraid
he hasn't got a tail.
802
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:01,860
You can't behead something
that has no body.
803
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,830
Well, you can try.
804
01:07:03,930 --> 01:07:06,860
And exactly who is the
owner of this monster?
805
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:10,000
I think it belongs
to the Duchess, Your Majesty.
806
01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:12,060
Perhaps you'd
better ask her about it.
807
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:14,430
Oh, that shouldn't
be difficult, dear.
808
01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,260
You put her in prison.
809
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:18,760
Fetch the Duchess here
and be quick about it!
810
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:31,000
When I get home, I'll have
such wonderful stories to tell
811
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:34,560
about kings and queens,
812
01:07:34,660 --> 01:07:38,330
strange creatures
in such strange lands.
813
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,860
Well, as I live and breathe,
and I hope to keep it up,
814
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,600
if it isn't the little one.
815
01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,260
How are you, my dear?
816
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,330
As well as can be expected.
And you?
817
01:08:00,430 --> 01:08:01,960
Ah, you're thinking.
818
01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:04,730
That makes you
forget to talk.
819
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:07,230
Well, I can't tell you just
now the moral to that, but...
820
01:08:07,330 --> 01:08:08,930
Well, I'll remember in a bit.
821
01:08:09,030 --> 01:08:10,660
Perhaps, it hasn't one.
822
01:08:11,660 --> 01:08:13,130
Get out of here.
823
01:08:13,230 --> 01:08:14,630
Tut-tut, my child.
824
01:08:14,730 --> 01:08:17,660
Everything has a moral,
if you find it.
825
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,860
Now, the moral to that is...
826
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:22,860
♪ 'Tis love, 'tis love
827
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,530
♪ 'Tis love that makes
the world go round ♪
828
01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:29,430
Well, well,
if it isn't Her Majesty.
829
01:08:29,530 --> 01:08:31,530
Well, it is.
830
01:08:31,630 --> 01:08:34,800
And that being the case, would
you be good enough to grovel?
831
01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:36,060
Grovel?
Yes.
832
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:37,700
Right here on the gravel.
833
01:08:38,230 --> 01:08:40,200
Well...
834
01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:42,500
Do you think I'm ready
for gravel-groveling?
835
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:43,800
Now, I give you a choice.
836
01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:46,630
Either you or your head
must be off, and at once!
837
01:08:46,730 --> 01:08:51,660
Oh, well, I accept your generous
offer, Your Majesty. Yes, I do.
838
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:52,960
Ta-ta.
839
01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:56,830
Get out of here.
840
01:08:56,930 --> 01:08:59,200
Bad riddance
to good rubbish.
841
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:02,730
With all due respect,
Your Majesty,
842
01:09:02,830 --> 01:09:04,730
I think
you've got that backwards.
843
01:09:04,830 --> 01:09:07,100
Oh, have I?
844
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,030
Bad rubbish
to good riddance.
845
01:09:09,130 --> 01:09:12,030
No! It's "Good riddance
to bad rubbish."
846
01:09:12,130 --> 01:09:13,560
What mockery.
847
01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:17,060
And speaking of mockery, have
you met the Mock Turtle yet?
848
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,530
I don't think so,
Your Majesty.
849
01:09:19,630 --> 01:09:23,300
But then, I don't even know
what a mock turtle is.
850
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,200
Why, it's the thing
mock turtle soup is made from.
851
01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:27,500
Oh, you must meet him.
852
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,200
Now, you just follow that path
and you'll see him.
853
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:32,330
I must attend
to some executions.
854
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:04,130
Whatever it is,
it must be trapped in there.
855
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:19,500
Oh, that poor little goat.
856
01:10:38,030 --> 01:10:40,800
There, there, don't cry.
857
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,130
Bye, little goat.
858
01:10:51,230 --> 01:10:53,330
You hurry back
to your mother.
859
01:10:54,060 --> 01:10:56,060
I'm sure she misses you.
860
01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:59,700
I'm sure mine does, too.
861
01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:09,330
Well, thank you, I'm glad
someone appreciates me.
862
01:11:16,830 --> 01:11:20,800
Thank you, and you hurry
back to your mother, too.
863
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:29,230
Goodbye!
864
01:11:45,830 --> 01:11:49,600
Who are you?
Are you a mock turtle?
865
01:11:50,300 --> 01:11:52,860
A mock turtle?
866
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,500
Do I look
like a mock turtle?
867
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,960
Can't you tell a genuine
gryphon when you see one?
868
01:11:57,060 --> 01:12:01,030
I'm so sorry,
Mr. Gryphon.
869
01:12:01,130 --> 01:12:04,060
Her Majesty told me that
I'd meet the Mock Turtle here.
870
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:07,130
Oh, you mean that
"Off with his head" queen?
871
01:12:07,230 --> 01:12:10,000
She's a flibbertigibbet.
Flibbertigibbet, flibbertigibbet.
872
01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:11,430
A "flibbiti" what?
873
01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:12,900
A silly ninny.
874
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,160
All the executions she
orders, they never come about.
875
01:12:15,260 --> 01:12:17,760
They're all her fancy.
876
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:20,830
Then why does she
even order them? Why?
877
01:12:20,930 --> 01:12:22,360
Why? Why? Why?
878
01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:24,800
The eternal "why"
of a child.
879
01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:27,230
Ah, but enough
of my gryphosophy.
880
01:12:27,330 --> 01:12:29,660
I'll take you
to the Mock Turtle. Come on.
881
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,960
Everybody says "Come on."
882
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:37,900
I never was so ordered
around before in all my life.
883
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,760
Never!
Come on!
884
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,200
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
885
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:56,400
There's the Mock Turtle.
Right there.
886
01:12:59,060 --> 01:13:00,630
Who are you?
887
01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:02,100
I'm Alice.
888
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:03,860
Guess what his sorrow is?
889
01:13:06,100 --> 01:13:08,300
Why, he must wanna go home.
890
01:13:10,130 --> 01:13:12,800
I know why I'm so sad,
Mr. Mock Turtle.
891
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,800
I wanna go home.
892
01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:18,960
I just seem to be getting
further and further away.
893
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,860
But why are you crying?
894
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,000
It's all his
morbid imagination.
895
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:26,860
He really has no sorrow.
896
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:29,230
Oh, shut up, Gryphon.
897
01:13:29,330 --> 01:13:31,960
Yes, Mr. Gryphon,
please.
898
01:13:32,060 --> 01:13:34,160
So, what is the matter,
Mr. Mock Turtle?
899
01:13:34,260 --> 01:13:35,500
Oh, my dear.
900
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,730
Once I was a real turtle.
901
01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,060
We went to school
in the sea.
902
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,400
My teacher
was an old turtle.
903
01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:44,700
We used to call him Tortoise.
904
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:48,330
But why did you call him
Tortoise if he was really a turtle?
905
01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:52,130
We called him Tortoise
because he taught us.
906
01:13:52,230 --> 01:13:55,730
Really,
you are very dull.
907
01:13:55,830 --> 01:13:59,630
You ought to be ashamed of
yourself, asking such a silly question.
908
01:13:59,730 --> 01:14:02,200
Please tell me more.
909
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:06,960
Well, we had the best of
education. Reeling and writhing,
910
01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:09,200
and then the different
branches of arithmetic.
911
01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:13,500
Ambition, distraction,
uglification and derision.
912
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:16,430
Oh, shut up, Mock Turtle.
Enough about your lessons.
913
01:14:16,530 --> 01:14:18,230
Why don't you sing
the little girl a song?
914
01:14:18,330 --> 01:14:20,000
Well, if I'm going
to sing anything,
915
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,960
I suppose a song
is a good choice.
916
01:14:22,060 --> 01:14:23,630
Oh, I don't know.
917
01:14:23,730 --> 01:14:25,230
You could sing her
a sea chantey.
918
01:14:25,330 --> 01:14:26,800
That's a thought.
919
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:28,330
I used to live
in a sea shanty.
920
01:14:28,430 --> 01:14:30,760
Oh? But I didn't
care for it much.
921
01:14:30,860 --> 01:14:33,530
For the roof leaked,
as I recall.
922
01:14:33,630 --> 01:14:35,460
Now, really, Mr. Turtle.
923
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:37,360
Oh, you don't
have to be so formal.
924
01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:39,400
You can call me
by my first name.
925
01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:40,930
And what is that?
926
01:14:41,030 --> 01:14:43,960
Mock. That's what my
mother used to call me.
927
01:14:44,060 --> 01:14:45,300
"Mock," she'd say...
928
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,560
Well, whoever you are
and whatever you are,
929
01:14:48,660 --> 01:14:51,800
absolutely nothing you say
makes any sense at all.
930
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:55,360
Oh, that's the nicest
compliment I've ever been paid.
931
01:14:55,460 --> 01:15:00,200
There's too much sense in the
world for me, in my humble opinion.
932
01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:05,200
♪ Please tell me, young lady,
just what is so good ♪
933
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:10,460
♪ About never once
being misunderstood ♪
934
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:16,130
♪ There's far too much
accurate communication ♪
935
01:15:16,230 --> 01:15:19,000
♪ And if it continues
936
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:22,960
♪ I fear for the nation
937
01:15:27,530 --> 01:15:31,860
♪ Nonsense! Nonsense! That's
what we're terribly short of ♪
938
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,260
♪ Don't you love nonsense?
939
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,560
I'm not really sure.
Well, sort of.
940
01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:39,160
♪ We're getting lethargic
from aiming at logic ♪
941
01:15:39,260 --> 01:15:41,000
♪ Let's put a stop to that
942
01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:45,960
♪ If you don't love nonsense
I'll knock off your hat! ♪
943
01:15:54,330 --> 01:15:58,760
♪ Nonsense! Nonsense!
Simply can't do without it ♪
944
01:15:58,860 --> 01:16:03,360
♪ Burn incense to nonsense
and sing us a song about it ♪
945
01:16:03,460 --> 01:16:08,260
♪ Let young master Billy be hopelessly
silly until he is blue in the face ♪
946
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:15,060
♪ We must never be grave
'Tis nonsense will save ♪
947
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:18,800
♪ The blooming human race
948
01:16:45,730 --> 01:16:50,260
♪ Nonsense! Nonsense!
Simply can't do without it ♪
949
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:54,700
♪ Burn incense to nonsense
and sing us a song about it ♪
950
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:59,900
♪ Let young master Billy be hopelessly
silly until he is blue in the face ♪
951
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,160
♪ We must never be grave
952
01:17:04,260 --> 01:17:06,460
♪ 'Tis nonsense will save
953
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:12,260
♪ The blooming human race! ♪
954
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,400
Now, tell us
about your adventures.
955
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:35,260
I would tell you my adventures
beginning from this morning,
956
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:39,000
but it's no use
going back to yesterday
957
01:17:39,100 --> 01:17:41,730
because I was
a different person then.
958
01:17:41,830 --> 01:17:44,100
The trial's beginning!
The trial's beginning!
959
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,300
Come on, come on!
What trial is it?
960
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,630
Never mind.
Never mind. Come on.
961
01:17:48,730 --> 01:17:51,930
Bye, Alice. Bye, Gryphon.
962
01:18:23,030 --> 01:18:25,000
I wish
they'd get the trial done
963
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:27,100
and pass out
the refreshments.
964
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,200
What are they doing?
965
01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:35,160
They can't have anything to write
down yet, before the trial's begun.
966
01:18:35,260 --> 01:18:37,160
They're writing down
the names
967
01:18:37,260 --> 01:18:39,200
for fear they should forget
them before the end of the trial.
968
01:18:42,730 --> 01:18:44,660
Silence in court!
969
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:45,830
Silence in the court.
970
01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:47,860
Herald, read the accusation.
971
01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:54,700
"The Queen of Hearts, she made
some tarts All on a summer day
972
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:59,130
"The Knave of Hearts, he stole
some tarts And took them quite away!"
973
01:19:00,430 --> 01:19:01,660
Consider your verdict.
974
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:04,200
Oh, no, no, no, no,
Your Majesty. Not yet.
975
01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:07,300
Not yet. There's a lot
more to come. Really?
976
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,430
Call the first witness!
977
01:19:09,530 --> 01:19:11,500
Call the first witness!
978
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,460
Call the first witness!
979
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:27,030
Oh, I beg your pardon,
Your Majesty,
980
01:19:27,130 --> 01:19:30,530
I was just finishing my tea
when they dragged me in here.
981
01:19:30,630 --> 01:19:32,430
You should have
finished your tea.
982
01:19:32,530 --> 01:19:33,760
When did you begin?
983
01:19:35,430 --> 01:19:36,930
The 14th of March,
I think it was. 15th.
984
01:19:37,030 --> 01:19:38,160
16th!
985
01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:39,730
Don't be impertinent.
986
01:19:39,830 --> 01:19:42,400
Give your evidence or I'll
have you executed on the spot.
987
01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:44,360
Oh, oh, my dear,
did you hear that?
988
01:19:44,460 --> 01:19:46,100
Bravo!
989
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,230
Oh, Your Honor,
I'm a very poor man,
990
01:19:49,330 --> 01:19:52,930
and I had just begun my tea
not more than a week or so ago,
991
01:19:53,030 --> 01:19:55,300
and what with the bread
and butter getting thinner
992
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,160
and the twinkling of the tea.
993
01:19:57,260 --> 01:19:59,100
The twinkling of the what?
994
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,000
It began with the tea.
995
01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:03,830
Well, of course,
twinkling begins with a "T."
996
01:20:03,930 --> 01:20:07,660
Everybody knows that.
Do you think I'm a dunce?
997
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:09,630
Your Honor, I'm a poor man,
998
01:20:09,730 --> 01:20:13,030
and most things
began to twinkle after that.
999
01:20:13,130 --> 01:20:15,300
Only the March Hare said...
I didn't.
1000
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,660
You did.
1001
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:17,900
I didn't.
1002
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,900
You did!
I didn't.
1003
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,130
You did!
1004
01:20:22,230 --> 01:20:24,060
♪ Why deny it?
Be a good sport ♪
1005
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,830
♪ I'll explain it
to all of the court ♪
1006
01:20:25,930 --> 01:20:27,530
♪ I offered you tea
and you drank a quart ♪
1007
01:20:27,630 --> 01:20:28,630
♪ I didn't, I didn't
1008
01:20:28,730 --> 01:20:30,200
♪ You did!
1009
01:20:34,930 --> 01:20:37,800
♪ I didn't, I didn't!
♪ You did! ♪
1010
01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:40,730
He denies it. Strike it out.
1011
01:20:40,830 --> 01:20:43,200
Your Majesty,
I'm a poor man.
1012
01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:45,660
You're a very poor speaker,
too.
1013
01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:05,200
If that's all you know about
the case, you may stand down.
1014
01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:07,900
Stand down, Your Majesty?
1015
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:09,730
But I can
hardly get any lower.
1016
01:21:09,830 --> 01:21:11,400
I'm on the floor as it is.
1017
01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:20,360
Well, then, simply go!
Of course.
1018
01:21:20,460 --> 01:21:23,500
And just
take his head off outside.
1019
01:21:26,060 --> 01:21:28,660
Where he goes, I go.
1020
01:21:31,260 --> 01:21:33,000
Call the next witness.
1021
01:21:33,100 --> 01:21:34,800
Call the next witness!
1022
01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:36,900
Call the next witness!
1023
01:21:48,330 --> 01:21:50,930
Give your evidence.
No, I won't.
1024
01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:56,830
Your Majesty, you must
cross-examine the witness.
1025
01:21:56,930 --> 01:21:59,230
Must I?
Of course you must.
1026
01:21:59,330 --> 01:22:01,360
Why must I?
Because I say so.
1027
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:03,760
Oh, of course.
That's different. Yes, yes.
1028
01:22:05,030 --> 01:22:06,700
What are tarts made of?
1029
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,260
What?
Tarts.
1030
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:12,600
What is a tart made of?
1031
01:22:12,700 --> 01:22:15,830
Well, tart starts with a "T."
1032
01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:18,800
Then you add an "A," then
you add an "R," then you add...
1033
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:21,060
No! What are the ingredients?
1034
01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:26,400
Well, pepper.
Lots of pepper!
1035
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:28,160
They most certainly
are not!
1036
01:22:28,260 --> 01:22:30,160
They are made of treacle!
1037
01:22:30,260 --> 01:22:34,260
Pepper! Pepper! Pepper! Pepper!
Pepper! Treacle! Treacle! Treacle!
1038
01:22:36,060 --> 01:22:37,630
Treacle! Treacle!
Pepper!
1039
01:22:37,730 --> 01:22:39,130
You are an idiot, it's
pepper! Treacle! Treacle!
1040
01:22:39,230 --> 01:22:40,900
Off with his head!
1041
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,330
And after that,
pinch off his whiskers.
1042
01:22:43,430 --> 01:22:45,630
And off with her head, too!
1043
01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:48,430
Treacle. Treacle. Treacle.
1044
01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:50,930
Pepper.
1045
01:22:51,030 --> 01:22:54,130
Thank you for taking over the
cross-examination, my dear.
1046
01:22:54,230 --> 01:22:56,230
It was giving me
rather a headache.
1047
01:22:56,330 --> 01:23:00,230
Well, if these examinations
are really supposed to be cross,
1048
01:23:00,330 --> 01:23:02,760
I am much better at that
sort of thing than you are.
1049
01:23:02,860 --> 01:23:04,660
How true. How true.
1050
01:23:08,330 --> 01:23:10,000
Have we a verdict?
1051
01:23:12,130 --> 01:23:14,700
You haven't got
any evidence yet.
1052
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:15,860
Silence!
1053
01:23:21,260 --> 01:23:24,400
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
1054
01:23:34,460 --> 01:23:37,230
You're growing, young lady.
1055
01:23:37,330 --> 01:23:40,600
But I didn't eat a piece of
mushroom or drink anything.
1056
01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:44,160
There's no doubt about it.
1057
01:23:44,260 --> 01:23:45,700
You're growing up.
1058
01:23:57,130 --> 01:24:00,030
Can you... Can you
hear me up there?
1059
01:24:00,130 --> 01:24:02,200
Alice,
you're the next witness.
1060
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:03,600
I can hear you.
1061
01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:05,360
She's a monster.
1062
01:24:05,460 --> 01:24:09,560
The Queen should chop her
down to size right now.
1063
01:24:09,660 --> 01:24:12,500
What do you know
about this business?
1064
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,960
Nothing.
1065
01:24:14,060 --> 01:24:15,730
Nothing whatever?
1066
01:24:15,830 --> 01:24:17,700
Nothing whatever.
1067
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:19,560
Oh, that's very important.
1068
01:24:19,660 --> 01:24:22,860
How could it
possibly be important?
1069
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:25,830
Unimportant, Your
Majesty means, of course.
1070
01:24:25,930 --> 01:24:29,260
Unimportant,
I meant, of course.
1071
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:31,330
Rule 42.
1072
01:24:31,430 --> 01:24:36,400
All persons over a mile high
are to leave the court.
1073
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:38,230
I'm not a mile high.
1074
01:24:38,330 --> 01:24:39,760
Yes, you are.
1075
01:24:39,860 --> 01:24:41,760
I most certainly am not!
1076
01:24:41,860 --> 01:24:44,100
Nearly two miles high.
1077
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,160
I don't mean to be rude,
Your Highness,
1078
01:24:46,260 --> 01:24:49,030
but you really don't know
what you're talking about.
1079
01:24:49,130 --> 01:24:51,360
Besides,
it's not a regular rule.
1080
01:24:51,460 --> 01:24:53,330
You invented it just now.
1081
01:24:53,430 --> 01:24:56,860
Young lady, that is the
oldest rule in the book.
1082
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:59,260
Then it ought
to be number one.
1083
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:02,330
Give me a verdict.
Give me a verdict!
1084
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:04,400
But there's more
evidence to come yet.
1085
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,830
Please, Your Majesty.
1086
01:25:05,930 --> 01:25:10,000
A very important envelope
has just been found.
1087
01:25:10,100 --> 01:25:13,200
Why don't you just
let the poor prisoner go?
1088
01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:15,730
You can see he's a nice man.
1089
01:25:15,830 --> 01:25:17,760
What's in the envelope?
1090
01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:19,930
Your Majesty,
a set of verses.
1091
01:25:20,030 --> 01:25:23,930
Your Majesty, please.
I didn't write them.
1092
01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:31,930
The Knave didn't sign them.
1093
01:25:32,030 --> 01:25:34,430
In fact, nobody signed them.
1094
01:25:34,530 --> 01:25:36,900
That proves his guilt.
Off with his head.
1095
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,330
Off with his head.
1096
01:25:38,430 --> 01:25:40,060
It doesn't prove anything!
1097
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:43,230
And you really ought to stop
yelling "Off with everybody's head."
1098
01:25:43,330 --> 01:25:45,660
It's a terrible habit
you have.
1099
01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:54,260
Silence! Silence!
1100
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:57,830
Just set the prisoner free
and let him go home.
1101
01:25:57,930 --> 01:26:00,660
His family probably
misses him very much.
1102
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:04,800
And one of the worst feelings in
the whole world is to be homesick.
1103
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,300
I ought to know.
1104
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:09,800
Give me a verdict.
Give me a verdict!
1105
01:26:09,900 --> 01:26:11,660
How can they give a verdict
when there isn't
1106
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:13,800
a bit of meaning
in this whole trial?
1107
01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:15,730
Oh, well,
if there's no meaning,
1108
01:26:15,830 --> 01:26:17,900
that saves us
a world of trouble.
1109
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,660
We don't have to try
and find any.
1110
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:21,630
Sentence first,
verdict after.
1111
01:26:21,730 --> 01:26:23,130
Are you crazy?
1112
01:26:23,230 --> 01:26:24,830
You can't have
the sentence first.
1113
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:26,060
Hold your tongue.
1114
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:27,760
I will not hold my tongue!
1115
01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:29,030
Hold yours!
1116
01:26:29,130 --> 01:26:32,460
Ooh! Off with her head!
Off with her head!
1117
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:38,260
Get her. Grab her.
Grab her.
1118
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,760
Off with her head!
1119
01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:42,400
Off with her head!
Off with her head!
1120
01:26:42,500 --> 01:26:44,060
Off with her head!
1121
01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:47,600
I'm not afraid of you.
1122
01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:49,500
You're nothing
but a pack of cards!
1123
01:26:53,260 --> 01:26:57,530
Ouch! Stop it! Stop it!
1124
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,060
You wicked little thing!
1125
01:27:12,830 --> 01:27:15,300
After her!
1126
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,530
Faster!
Faster! Get her! Catch her!
1127
01:27:18,630 --> 01:27:19,930
Get her!
1128
01:28:35,830 --> 01:28:37,960
Mother, Father, I'm back!
1129
01:28:43,060 --> 01:28:46,830
Mother? Father? Anybody?
1130
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:27,930
Dinah, I'm home! I'm home!
1131
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:38,100
What are you doing
on that side of the mirror?
1132
01:29:45,060 --> 01:29:47,660
Mother! Father!
I'm here! Look!
1133
01:29:50,030 --> 01:29:51,760
I'm here! I'm here!
1134
01:29:51,860 --> 01:29:54,430
On the other side
of the mirror!
1135
01:29:54,530 --> 01:29:58,260
Mother! Father!
Help me, I'm here!
1136
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:07,530
Mother! Father! I'm here!
1137
01:30:07,630 --> 01:30:09,960
On the other side
of the mirror.
1138
01:30:47,030 --> 01:30:48,700
"Jabberwocky."
1139
01:30:54,330 --> 01:30:57,500
"Twas brillig,
and the slithy toves
1140
01:30:57,600 --> 01:31:00,430
"Did gyre and gimble
in the wabe
1141
01:31:00,530 --> 01:31:03,200
"All mimsy
were the borogoves
1142
01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:06,060
"And the mome raths outgrabe
1143
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:09,930
"Beware the Jabberwock,
my son! The jaws that bite
1144
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,700
"the claws that catch!
1145
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:18,730
"Beware the Jubjub bird, and
shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
1146
01:31:20,630 --> 01:31:24,200
I can just tell this is
supposed to be a scary poem.
1147
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:25,960
It's a good thing
I'm grown up
1148
01:31:26,060 --> 01:31:29,260
or I probably would be
a little frightened.
1149
01:31:39,030 --> 01:31:41,660
Thunder doesn't frighten me.
1150
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:45,360
And I'm not
the least bit afraid.
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