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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,492 Watch out! 4 00:00:47,908 --> 00:00:48,908 Good evening. 5 00:00:50,158 --> 00:00:52,200 Okay, you all know what to do. 6 00:00:57,992 --> 00:01:02,075 ROOM(H)ATES 7 00:01:36,158 --> 00:01:39,075 My dad wanted his player back. 8 00:01:39,283 --> 00:01:41,825 He went to see the other agent and said, 9 00:01:42,033 --> 00:01:43,134 Give me my player. 10 00:01:43,158 --> 00:01:44,992 Why do you begin there? 11 00:01:45,158 --> 00:01:46,547 It's my favorite part. 12 00:01:46,575 --> 00:01:48,825 Begin at the beginning, it's confusing. 13 00:01:48,992 --> 00:01:51,242 It's creepy, talking divorce at a wedding. 14 00:01:51,408 --> 00:01:54,533 You wanna tell us how you wound up in that shirt? 15 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,117 Nah, go ahead. 16 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,130 And begin at the beginning. 17 00:01:58,783 --> 00:02:01,033 First there was nothing, then a Big Bang, 18 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:02,867 and dinosaurs rocked up. 19 00:02:03,075 --> 00:02:04,401 Gone back far enough? 20 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,658 Very funny. 21 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:07,547 It started in a restaurant. 22 00:02:08,158 --> 00:02:11,075 Our folks promised to eat out together once a month. 23 00:02:11,283 --> 00:02:13,783 "To keep the magic in their marriage." 24 00:02:14,742 --> 00:02:16,158 Waste of time. 25 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:19,408 It's so good, I can't decide. 26 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:20,700 Me neither. 27 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:24,158 Either the sole or duck? 28 00:02:25,117 --> 00:02:26,380 You? Either or what? 29 00:02:26,617 --> 00:02:28,492 Either divorce or one last chance. 30 00:02:30,325 --> 00:02:31,867 Duck. Screw the diet. 31 00:02:34,992 --> 00:02:36,301 - Hold on, what? - What? 32 00:02:36,325 --> 00:02:37,408 What did you say? 33 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:38,867 You heard me. 34 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,549 What the hell, Delphine? 35 00:02:40,658 --> 00:02:43,075 Yvan, come on. You're not blind, are you? 36 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:46,408 You can see we're stuck in a routine. 37 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,783 The spark went out months ago. 38 00:02:48,992 --> 00:02:52,450 We change or we crash. We live side by side, not eye to eye. 39 00:02:53,158 --> 00:02:55,575 I think I get the picture, thanks. 40 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,242 - We're on the edge of the abyss. - The abyss? 41 00:02:58,408 --> 00:02:59,867 We have to act fast. 42 00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:02,033 I never really realized. 43 00:03:02,242 --> 00:03:03,617 What do you suggest? 44 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:05,367 Same as Alice and Julien. 45 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:06,617 Buy an Audi A8? 46 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:09,450 No, I thought not. 47 00:03:09,658 --> 00:03:11,338 I told you a thousand times. 48 00:03:11,450 --> 00:03:14,158 How they decided to have an open marriage. 49 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:17,575 Alice says it's better than ever now. They're like newlyweds. 50 00:03:18,033 --> 00:03:19,200 Now, sweetheart... 51 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,367 Ready to order? 52 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,607 We're not hungry. 53 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:24,533 We're not hungry, that's all. 54 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:29,825 So, you want us to bang... 55 00:03:30,117 --> 00:03:32,867 You want us to bang other people to stay together? 56 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:34,783 - Sure. - Yeah, it's logical. 57 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,450 You say I'm tight-assed. When I let go a bit... 58 00:03:38,617 --> 00:03:39,950 Let go a lot. 59 00:03:41,325 --> 00:03:43,005 You want to save our marriage? 60 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:46,992 I'm not sure I could make love to another woman. 61 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,825 With your permission. 62 00:03:51,992 --> 00:03:53,158 24 hours! 63 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,075 You couldn't even wait 24 hours! 64 00:03:57,867 --> 00:03:58,867 Pardon me? 65 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:02,158 I said an opportunity came up, that's all. 66 00:04:09,117 --> 00:04:10,242 Delph! 67 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,242 Sweetheart, wait! 68 00:04:12,908 --> 00:04:14,783 Let me explain, at least. 69 00:04:14,991 --> 00:04:18,408 You said it'd save our marriage. I didn't want to do it. 70 00:04:18,616 --> 00:04:20,491 But I did it for you. 71 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,742 This is how you react. I don't get it. 72 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:25,950 If I had to wait, why didn't you set out a calendar? 73 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:27,242 Get out! 74 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:29,367 Whaddya mean, get out! 75 00:04:29,825 --> 00:04:31,341 I'll be honest with you. 76 00:04:31,617 --> 00:04:33,908 I hated it. I kept thinking of you. 77 00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:35,200 Scram! 78 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:37,158 Don't tell me to scram. 79 00:04:37,367 --> 00:04:40,200 Look me in the eye. If I go, I won't come back. 80 00:04:40,408 --> 00:04:41,908 Do what you want, I... 81 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:44,158 Whoa, you had to watch all that? 82 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,908 Not really, but we saw the consequences. 83 00:04:58,742 --> 00:05:00,533 Easy! There's plenty to go around! 84 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:03,325 Your turn, Melissa. 85 00:05:06,408 --> 00:05:07,861 Fabulous divorce party! 86 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:09,242 Who's next? 87 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:17,158 Look at her. 88 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:19,158 She seems thrilled. 89 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:22,883 It's a coping mechanism. 90 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:25,408 Putting on a show to piss you off. 91 00:05:27,242 --> 00:05:28,825 I always envied you. 92 00:05:29,617 --> 00:05:32,158 The house, perfect family, kids... 93 00:05:32,367 --> 00:05:34,950 It's cool, a buddy's life going to shit. 94 00:05:35,158 --> 00:05:37,367 Seeing this makes me so happy. 95 00:05:38,783 --> 00:05:40,867 That's very thoughtful of you. 96 00:05:43,367 --> 00:05:45,617 Look at the cruelty! Look at it! 97 00:05:45,825 --> 00:05:47,575 Dancing on a grave. 98 00:05:48,908 --> 00:05:50,783 - Elfman. - Danny, yes. 99 00:05:53,242 --> 00:05:54,783 Everything okay? 100 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,617 What a wonderful little party! 101 00:05:59,742 --> 00:06:01,075 Sure, exquisite. 102 00:06:01,992 --> 00:06:04,742 All life's highlights should be celebrated. 103 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:06,867 For once, you are so right. 104 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,200 Are you sure? It's not Alzheimer's talking? 105 00:06:10,408 --> 00:06:13,075 I'll go get a drink. Before I forget. 106 00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:14,450 Thank you. 107 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:17,158 Come on. 108 00:06:17,992 --> 00:06:20,075 I always liked your mother-in-law. 109 00:06:20,575 --> 00:06:23,033 Bring on the cake! Bring on the cake! 110 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,867 I'll cut it but not on my own. 111 00:06:33,158 --> 00:06:35,575 Bring on Yvan! Bring on Yvan! 112 00:06:43,367 --> 00:06:44,367 Together? 113 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:51,492 To the happy divorcees! 114 00:06:53,992 --> 00:06:55,450 That calls for a kiss. 115 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:03,075 Who bought me a duck? 116 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:04,617 Delph! 117 00:07:04,908 --> 00:07:07,408 That was me. It's a sex toy, Delph. 118 00:07:07,617 --> 00:07:09,533 In case you strike out on Tinder. 119 00:07:13,283 --> 00:07:14,992 - And this is? - That was me! 120 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:20,367 I downloaded and highlighted all the crummy rentals you can afford. 121 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,492 This is what I miss. 122 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,867 The moments after our friends go, just you and me. 123 00:07:35,075 --> 00:07:37,158 Me clearing up, you doing jack shit. 124 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:38,783 Yup, miss that too. 125 00:07:41,075 --> 00:07:42,717 How's house-hunting going? 126 00:07:44,075 --> 00:07:45,325 And work? 127 00:07:45,658 --> 00:07:47,283 It's all coming on fine. 128 00:07:47,492 --> 00:07:48,867 Great. 129 00:07:50,075 --> 00:07:52,908 - You'll quit squatting at Nico's? - I don't squat. 130 00:07:53,075 --> 00:07:54,825 We're kind of roommates. 131 00:07:55,325 --> 00:07:57,200 You'll get your own place? 132 00:07:57,408 --> 00:07:59,783 To take Violette and Lucas alternate weeks? 133 00:07:59,992 --> 00:08:01,867 And pay me alimony? 134 00:08:03,075 --> 00:08:04,158 Of course. 135 00:08:04,908 --> 00:08:05,950 Absolutely! 136 00:08:06,992 --> 00:08:08,992 Always goes around in circles with you. 137 00:08:09,158 --> 00:08:12,200 I didn't make you stay to watch me do all the work. 138 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,033 Fine, I'll bounce. 139 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,200 You bet! 140 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:20,325 One last thing, my little Delphine. 141 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,533 You'll regret this when I make it big. 142 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:26,009 You'll make it big? 143 00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:28,617 - Sure I will. - Make it big how? 144 00:08:28,783 --> 00:08:30,950 Like when you wrote kids' erotic novels? 145 00:08:31,157 --> 00:08:33,492 Or ran a bar for deaf mutes? 146 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,437 Riding the blind restaurant wave! 147 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:40,617 Or saying you'd make it big in Moroccan rugs, 148 00:08:40,825 --> 00:08:42,509 made in France, sold in Morocco! 149 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:46,658 I was looking for myself, that's all. 150 00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:48,950 And you wound up losing me. 151 00:08:49,325 --> 00:08:50,325 What a line! 152 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:52,130 Which Adele album is it from? 153 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:53,783 - Screw you! - Screw me? 154 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,825 Sometimes, I'm glad I cheated on you. 155 00:08:56,992 --> 00:08:59,783 Same here. I wish you'd done it earlier. 156 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:01,950 Stupidly, I waited for permission. 157 00:09:02,117 --> 00:09:06,033 Yeah. After 15 years living in a rut, about time it ended! 158 00:09:06,825 --> 00:09:09,325 Poor girl, the road ahead is long and celibate. 159 00:09:09,492 --> 00:09:12,492 Your road ahead goes straight to Shitsville. 160 00:09:12,658 --> 00:09:14,111 Take a good look at me. 161 00:09:14,242 --> 00:09:17,325 You can shove it when I'm the league's top agent. 162 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:19,908 Rest assured, I want you gone. 163 00:09:20,117 --> 00:09:21,128 Cool, I'm going. 164 00:09:21,325 --> 00:09:22,908 Alright, go. 165 00:09:25,158 --> 00:09:27,075 - Dumb cow. - Dumb prick. 166 00:09:27,283 --> 00:09:28,658 Tell it to my back. 167 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:30,700 - Seriously? - Yes. 168 00:09:30,908 --> 00:09:32,533 It worked out after that? 169 00:09:33,492 --> 00:09:36,617 Let's just say, things didn't quite go to plan. 170 00:09:37,408 --> 00:09:38,450 They rarely do. 171 00:09:38,617 --> 00:09:40,700 With me, it's even rarer. 172 00:09:41,158 --> 00:09:42,783 Luckily, I bounce back. 173 00:09:45,242 --> 00:09:47,200 Sir, you can't stay here. 174 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:49,359 We've had complaints. 175 00:09:49,783 --> 00:09:51,700 Hold on, I live here. 176 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:53,533 And sleep on the stairs? 177 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,325 I know it seems weird, 178 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,492 but my buddy loans me his pad 179 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,533 when he's not here with a girl. 180 00:09:59,908 --> 00:10:02,200 We have a code. The scarf means I wait. 181 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,259 Let's go! 182 00:10:03,283 --> 00:10:04,950 Wait, you'll see. 183 00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:07,242 Nico! 184 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:08,968 - Cut it out! - Two seconds. 185 00:10:08,992 --> 00:10:10,200 Keep it down now. 186 00:10:10,408 --> 00:10:11,950 Be very careful, sir. 187 00:10:12,908 --> 00:10:13,908 Yes? 188 00:10:14,283 --> 00:10:15,617 You know this man? 189 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,325 - No. - Obviously. She's a prostitute. 190 00:10:19,742 --> 00:10:21,075 She's a hooker! 191 00:10:21,742 --> 00:10:23,283 Where's Nico? 192 00:10:23,658 --> 00:10:26,158 The girl's a hooker. She takes money. 193 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:29,033 - Shut it now! - It's obvious! 194 00:10:29,242 --> 00:10:30,992 You're coming in, like it or not. 195 00:10:31,325 --> 00:10:33,904 Why didn't you get the door? I knocked like crazy. 196 00:10:33,992 --> 00:10:36,700 They hauled me out like a bum. It sucked! 197 00:10:36,908 --> 00:10:39,200 - I was with the sister. - Sister what? 198 00:10:39,492 --> 00:10:41,387 The sister of the one who opened up. 199 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:45,867 Sure I was. Blonde, big tits, slight lisp, total sex freak! 200 00:10:46,075 --> 00:10:47,700 You mean kinky? 201 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,908 - I mean nasty. - Shit! 202 00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:52,992 This can't go on, right? 203 00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:54,242 What can't go on? 204 00:10:54,408 --> 00:10:56,050 3 months squatting my pad. 205 00:10:56,492 --> 00:10:57,700 Squatting, no. 206 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,575 I see us as kind of roommates. 207 00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:03,825 Either I quit fooling around, which is highly unlikely, 208 00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:07,325 especially as my hookup ratio is soaring right now. 209 00:11:07,825 --> 00:11:10,575 Or, I'm sorry, you find your own place. 210 00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:12,676 Let's swap. You bang on the stairs. 211 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,908 That won't happen. 212 00:11:14,117 --> 00:11:15,242 How come? 213 00:11:16,617 --> 00:11:18,533 My sex life trumps our friendship. 214 00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:21,325 That's good to hear. 215 00:11:50,825 --> 00:11:52,992 Mr. Hazan! Have I kept you waiting? 216 00:11:53,158 --> 00:11:54,533 A bit, but it's... 217 00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,158 This one is slightly outside your price range. 218 00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:02,783 After all the dumps you've shown me... 219 00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:06,700 Yes, but this one has historical charm, too. 220 00:12:07,283 --> 00:12:08,420 Four more flights. 221 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:09,783 - Whoa! - Yup. 222 00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:15,992 Ready? 223 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:20,575 Fireplace. 224 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:22,867 Look... 225 00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:25,742 A bedroom for your kids. 226 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,117 Great, right? 227 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:33,408 Great isn't the word. 228 00:12:33,617 --> 00:12:35,575 To top it all, a superb view. 229 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,338 You should see the Sacré-Cœur. 230 00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,783 No, there it is! Look! 231 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:48,867 - No? - No! 232 00:12:52,575 --> 00:12:55,742 You said you worked in soccer? Agent or something? 233 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:56,992 That's right. 234 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,825 I just got my license, so I don't have too many clients. 235 00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:04,825 But not for long. I have a deal lined up. A major deal! 236 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,992 An exceptional young player. 237 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,718 Real Madrid and Juve want him. As his agent, jackpot. 238 00:13:09,742 --> 00:13:10,992 That's great. 239 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,117 Meantime, I see only one solution. 240 00:13:13,283 --> 00:13:14,533 Great, what? 241 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,130 You got any friends? 242 00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:17,316 Long time no see, 243 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:20,700 but if I could stay a week or two, I'd be grateful. 244 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:24,242 For me, no problem, but my wife can't stand you. 245 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:26,408 - She can't? - Since the accident. 246 00:13:26,575 --> 00:13:29,450 Sure, we were drunk, but you said I'd fly. 5 floors! 247 00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:32,158 Alright, I get it. She's still mad at me? 248 00:13:32,325 --> 00:13:33,492 Ever since, sure. 249 00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:35,218 - She's out of line. - A bit. 250 00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:37,825 I totally bought it. The wings looked real. 251 00:13:37,992 --> 00:13:40,617 Using crepe paper was where I messed up, I admit. 252 00:13:40,783 --> 00:13:42,467 - Good to see you anyway. - Sure. 253 00:13:42,575 --> 00:13:44,200 It's been 5 years. 254 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,533 You never called. 255 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,200 - I'll be going. Thanks. - Bye bye. 256 00:13:49,158 --> 00:13:50,611 I'm tempted to say yes. 257 00:13:50,783 --> 00:13:53,492 But as your buddy, a no will help you grow. 258 00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:57,533 Well, that's just it. A yes would help me grow. 259 00:13:57,742 --> 00:13:58,742 But it's no. 260 00:13:58,783 --> 00:14:00,299 - I see. - To help you... 261 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,325 Buddies like you are hard to find. 262 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:04,134 Sorry to wake you so late. 263 00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:06,158 - I fought with Delphine. - Shit. 264 00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:08,367 If you could put me up... 265 00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,575 I can't. It's way too small here. 266 00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:12,408 Be cool, Pascal, dammit! 267 00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,028 I can't afford a hotel. 268 00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:16,575 I'm so broke, I can't fill up my car. 269 00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:17,950 You have a car? 270 00:14:18,117 --> 00:14:19,408 Good point but... 271 00:14:19,575 --> 00:14:21,617 I'm sorry. What? 272 00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:24,158 After all I've done for you, you could... 273 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,200 What have you ever done for me? 274 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,158 Another good point but... 275 00:14:30,492 --> 00:14:33,700 - Come on. - One night. Up and out early. 276 00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:34,867 Thanks, bro. 277 00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:37,617 Shut up! There are children in the building. 278 00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:38,950 Sure. 279 00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:52,575 What the hell! 280 00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:59,783 So he grabs the trainer's foot and drags him into the pool. 281 00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:01,950 - You know why? - No, you tell me. 282 00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:05,158 Cut an orca off from its family, it goes schizoid. 283 00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:07,283 It can flip its lid anytime. 284 00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:10,408 That explains the accidents in aquaparks. 285 00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:11,783 Alright. 286 00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,658 You know, Lucas, I... 287 00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:16,992 I'm fine, you know? 288 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,242 Sure, I know. 289 00:15:18,408 --> 00:15:21,033 I mean I'm not about to kill anyone. 290 00:15:21,242 --> 00:15:23,658 I didn't mean it like that. 291 00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:25,117 Really? 292 00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:27,117 So, you're okay? 293 00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:28,925 Of course. Why do you ask? 294 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,242 Your smell. 295 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:32,259 My smell? 296 00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:35,200 You stink, like a really old dog. 297 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,617 A really old dog? 298 00:15:39,658 --> 00:15:42,242 Any chance you have 20 euros for the cafeteria? 299 00:15:43,783 --> 00:15:45,075 Actually, I... 300 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:47,408 I left my wallet at... 301 00:15:47,783 --> 00:15:49,075 Okay, forget it. 302 00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:52,492 I swiped a ten from mom. Pay me back when you can. 303 00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:57,325 Thanks, champ. 304 00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:01,301 Hurry. 305 00:16:01,325 --> 00:16:03,005 - See you, daddy. - See you. 306 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:14,200 Don't worry, your boy wonder'll be fine. 307 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:16,867 Sure, I worry. 308 00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:24,825 With my luck right now, he'll pick up an injury. 309 00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:35,325 There's a smell of wet dog. Or dead dog maybe? 310 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:37,533 It stinks. You smell it? 311 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,242 On the breeze perhaps? 312 00:16:40,742 --> 00:16:41,742 Excuse me. 313 00:16:42,825 --> 00:16:43,825 Vernet's here. 314 00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:48,617 - What's he doing here? - No idea. 315 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,450 He's prowling around Alphonse? 316 00:16:54,158 --> 00:16:56,492 No way! You said you'd blow him off. 317 00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,617 I own this club. 318 00:16:58,825 --> 00:17:00,509 The bigger the transfer, the bigger my cut. 319 00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:03,991 That guy has 1,500 players. He doesn't care about Alphonse. 320 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,075 He signs him up to make money off his back. 321 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,089 That's soccer for you. 322 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:11,450 Tell me about it. 323 00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:15,741 If I lose Alphonse, I lose everything. I'm in deepest shit! 324 00:17:16,325 --> 00:17:17,450 I swear. 325 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,200 What's scumbag staring at? Unbelievable. 326 00:17:26,408 --> 00:17:27,617 I'm cursed! 327 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,617 Well? 328 00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,325 Great job! 329 00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:35,075 Awesome game. 330 00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:38,200 One goal, one assist. I'll miss you when you're gone. 331 00:17:39,908 --> 00:17:41,117 What's that smell? 332 00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:44,283 Exactly. There's a lingering stench. 333 00:17:44,992 --> 00:17:47,700 What's Vernet want? What's gotten into him? 334 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,825 He gave me headphones. The new Bose. 335 00:17:49,992 --> 00:17:51,117 Blow my eardrums. 336 00:17:51,325 --> 00:17:54,450 Blow your 'drums, his crappy 'phones? Pisses me off. 337 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:58,825 - Why don't I get gifts from you? - I'm poor. I'm not Vernet. 338 00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:01,009 Kidding, Yvan. 339 00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:04,450 I couldn't care less about gifts, and even less about Vernet. 340 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,867 He's a pussy hound with no morality. 341 00:18:07,075 --> 00:18:10,158 I heard he cheats on his wife like a real pig. 342 00:18:10,492 --> 00:18:12,200 He's just like my father. 343 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,992 I hate guys who endanger their families 344 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,343 for a piece of ass. 345 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,617 It drives me mad. 346 00:18:18,742 --> 00:18:20,384 It's plain wrong, I agree. 347 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,130 You have a sense of family. 348 00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:26,825 You love your wife and kids. It matters to me. 349 00:18:26,992 --> 00:18:29,908 As time goes by, I realize all that counts is family. 350 00:18:30,117 --> 00:18:31,633 It's the cement of life. 351 00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:33,075 The cement of life! 352 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,992 You got a place to stay tonight? 353 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:41,825 - Why not hers? - Whose? 354 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,075 Delphine's. 355 00:18:43,908 --> 00:18:45,367 With the recession, 356 00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:47,575 lots of divorced couples are roommates. 357 00:18:47,783 --> 00:18:49,658 - Yeah? - It's the big thing. 358 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,867 Maybe so, but she'll never agree. 359 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,450 Yeah. 360 00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,689 - And you have your pride. - My pride! 361 00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:59,367 - You bet. - Too right. 362 00:19:00,158 --> 00:19:01,700 - Well... - Anyway... 363 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:02,992 You'll be okay? 364 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:04,367 Yeah. 365 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,658 Sorry about tonight. Nathalie... 366 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,242 - You know Nathalie. - No kidding. 367 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,742 - Have fun. - See you. 368 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:17,283 Can you spot me the train fare back to Paris? 369 00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:19,908 Sorry to sponge off you the whole time. 370 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:24,658 One day, I'll pay it all back. I promise. 371 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:26,033 No worries. 372 00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,908 - See you later. - No. Your luggage. 373 00:19:29,783 --> 00:19:31,742 My luggage, if that's the word. 374 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:32,950 Maybe not. 375 00:19:32,992 --> 00:19:35,742 - It's because I bailed so fast. - Of course. 376 00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:38,492 See you, buddy. 377 00:19:55,617 --> 00:19:57,367 Sorry, sir. The card's blocked. 378 00:19:57,783 --> 00:19:59,783 Okay, I'll get it in cash. 379 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,992 - Everything? - No, the fries'll be just fine. 380 00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:06,450 And sauces, if you have any. 381 00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:07,617 A lot. 382 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,992 - There you go. - Maybe a couple more. 383 00:20:11,492 --> 00:20:12,492 Thanks. 384 00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:50,075 Holy shit! 385 00:21:19,658 --> 00:21:21,408 You can't sleep there! 386 00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:23,492 That's my bench! 387 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,825 Don't worry, sir, I dozed off. I'm not staying, it's your bench. 388 00:21:29,908 --> 00:21:32,783 That's what we all say the first time. 389 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:39,158 There's room for two, if you want. You're cute. 390 00:21:39,325 --> 00:21:41,117 Thanks, but I'm not interested. 391 00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:44,117 That's what we all say the first time. 392 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:52,325 What the heck! 393 00:21:52,742 --> 00:21:54,075 Knock it off. 394 00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:06,408 Seriously? 395 00:22:08,867 --> 00:22:09,908 Fuck it! 396 00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:25,283 Morning. 397 00:22:25,492 --> 00:22:26,945 Delphine Hazan, please. 398 00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:30,408 Delphine Hazan? Has she been with us long? 399 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,867 Maybe 5-6 years. 400 00:22:33,742 --> 00:22:35,617 The lady hit by a horse? 401 00:22:36,075 --> 00:22:37,908 Not at all. She's not a patient. 402 00:22:38,075 --> 00:22:38,926 She isn't? 403 00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:41,658 - Don't you recognize me? - No. 404 00:22:41,825 --> 00:22:43,617 It's not my first time here. 405 00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:45,301 I see lots of people. 406 00:22:45,325 --> 00:22:47,283 Delphine Hazan, the nurse in... 407 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:48,658 I get it. 408 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,492 Delphine Parisot. Miss Parisot! 409 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,200 Miss Parisot? 410 00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:55,158 Ex-Hazan. She hates anyone calling her Hazan. 411 00:22:55,325 --> 00:22:56,325 Who knew? 412 00:22:56,367 --> 00:22:58,009 - I'll call her. - Do that. 413 00:22:58,242 --> 00:22:59,867 Will you marry me? 414 00:23:00,242 --> 00:23:02,033 I'm tempted, but no. 415 00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:09,200 Delph, it's for you. Yvan. 416 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:11,279 I'm busy, I'll call back. 417 00:23:11,408 --> 00:23:13,408 He's here, at Admissions. 418 00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:15,256 Apparently, he stinks. 419 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,742 We need to talk. 420 00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,117 I'm in a brain operation. 421 00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:27,908 Look, I didn't come to play games. 422 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,025 It's life or death. 423 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,242 It can wait till I'm off duty. 424 00:23:33,742 --> 00:23:35,321 I got sodomized by a bum. 425 00:23:37,575 --> 00:23:38,838 I'll be right there. 426 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:42,992 He got sodomized by a bum. 427 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,617 - You got sodomized by a bum? - Yeah. 428 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,408 No, but it was a close shave. 429 00:23:50,325 --> 00:23:52,617 - You stink. - Like a dog, I know. 430 00:23:52,825 --> 00:23:54,158 What do you want? 431 00:23:57,533 --> 00:23:58,950 I wanna come home. 432 00:24:00,867 --> 00:24:02,509 Very funny. But seriously? 433 00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:05,283 I knew you'd react like that. I'm not joking. 434 00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:06,825 I'm on the skids. 435 00:24:07,408 --> 00:24:11,408 Practically on the streets. Practically, verging on literally. 436 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,617 It's only temporary, until I get back on track. 437 00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:19,742 As soon as I sign my player, I swear you'll never hear from me again. 438 00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:21,676 How about it? Good idea? 439 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,533 No, of all your crap ideas, it's right up there. 440 00:24:24,742 --> 00:24:25,825 Delphine! 441 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:29,283 I'm down and begging you. Begging you. 442 00:24:31,033 --> 00:24:33,075 The captain battered by the storm... 443 00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:35,325 Stop the shitty quotations, honestly. 444 00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:37,742 You're the Michel Delpech fan. 445 00:24:38,033 --> 00:24:40,033 As Michel says, in one of his songs, 446 00:24:40,242 --> 00:24:42,117 If you need anything at all 447 00:24:42,325 --> 00:24:45,783 You can count on me Until you land a job 448 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:47,408 Stop, or I'll kill you. 449 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:50,130 So that's a refusal? 450 00:24:50,242 --> 00:24:54,158 Of course, it's a refusal. You're not moving back in. Never. 451 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,867 Hard job, nursing without a heart. 452 00:24:57,033 --> 00:24:58,908 Yvan, I'm rebuilding my life. 453 00:24:59,117 --> 00:25:00,825 Anyway, I met someone new. 454 00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,242 You met someone... 455 00:25:03,658 --> 00:25:04,700 You did? 456 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,367 - Is it serious? - Nearly. 457 00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:12,217 Nearly? That doesn't make sense. 458 00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:13,884 Sure, it does, it's when... 459 00:25:13,908 --> 00:25:16,075 Shit! I don't have to justify myself. 460 00:25:16,617 --> 00:25:17,742 Has he moved in? 461 00:25:17,908 --> 00:25:18,908 No. 462 00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:20,992 So we're good. 463 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:24,492 Yvan, chatting with you is so refreshing, a real boost. 464 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,783 But I have work to do... 465 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,533 Wait, Delphine! 466 00:25:29,575 --> 00:25:31,783 Sorry, I didn't want to do this but... 467 00:25:32,742 --> 00:25:35,450 - Since you force me into it. - Force you into what? 468 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,700 The house. We bought it together, remember? 469 00:25:38,867 --> 00:25:40,742 With money my father left me. 470 00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:42,742 Here we are. 471 00:25:43,283 --> 00:25:44,283 What's that? 472 00:25:44,408 --> 00:25:47,867 A copy of the deeds of our house. 473 00:25:48,075 --> 00:25:50,783 I'll enlarge it, so you can see better. 474 00:25:51,992 --> 00:25:55,033 It stipulates that, proportionate to my contribution, 475 00:25:55,242 --> 00:25:57,367 I own 20 % of the house. 476 00:25:57,533 --> 00:25:58,533 So? 477 00:25:58,575 --> 00:26:01,075 Either you buy my 20 %, 478 00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:04,242 or I live in my 20 %. 479 00:26:06,617 --> 00:26:07,617 You're kidding? 480 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,575 No. Can you afford my 20 %? 481 00:26:10,950 --> 00:26:12,630 You know very well I can't. 482 00:26:12,783 --> 00:26:14,742 That's not my problem, is it? 483 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:17,575 So I'll move into my 20 %. 484 00:26:20,492 --> 00:26:22,172 With the crisis, it's booming. 485 00:26:22,242 --> 00:26:24,825 Lots of divorced couples live as roommates. 486 00:26:24,992 --> 00:26:26,575 Yeah? How would you know? 487 00:26:26,742 --> 00:26:28,992 I read it. In Observer magazine. 488 00:26:30,075 --> 00:26:31,755 You only read sports papers. 489 00:26:32,117 --> 00:26:33,617 True. Nico told me. 490 00:26:34,283 --> 00:26:37,242 Delphine, c'mon, why the long face? 491 00:26:37,658 --> 00:26:39,242 The kids'll be thrilled. 492 00:26:39,408 --> 00:26:41,617 Seriously? You're getting back together? 493 00:26:41,783 --> 00:26:42,783 Not at all. 494 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:46,158 Try not to look so happy. I appreciate the warm welcome. 495 00:26:46,325 --> 00:26:48,283 Dad's really moving back in? 496 00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:50,075 I think it's awesome. 497 00:26:50,658 --> 00:26:53,408 Fabulous. So, no problem giving him your room? 498 00:26:53,867 --> 00:26:54,992 What? 499 00:26:55,492 --> 00:26:57,783 You're not slobbing on my couch like trash. 500 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,033 Your couch is, in part, mine. 501 00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:01,575 And pipsqueak? 502 00:27:01,742 --> 00:27:02,992 In your room. 503 00:27:03,492 --> 00:27:04,718 That's not happening. 504 00:27:04,742 --> 00:27:06,992 Violette, I resent this situation too. 505 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,408 Your father leaves us with no choice. 506 00:27:09,575 --> 00:27:11,742 Don't care. I'm not sharing with Youporn. 507 00:27:12,075 --> 00:27:15,367 What's she talking about? What is U-Porn even? 508 00:27:16,783 --> 00:27:18,109 Lucas, don't push it. 509 00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:22,658 Can't you divorce like everybody else? First, your lame divorce party. 510 00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:24,446 Now this. You're nutjobs! 511 00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:26,158 Grow up, dammit! 512 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,575 Violette, come back! 513 00:27:28,783 --> 00:27:30,463 - Leave it to me. - Exactly. 514 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:44,617 Show you your room? 515 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,700 At least, I won't get lonely. 516 00:27:50,617 --> 00:27:52,006 Here, take your whale. 517 00:27:52,533 --> 00:27:55,117 No way! They can't bear to be separated. 518 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:57,158 Promise me one thing... 519 00:27:57,325 --> 00:27:58,588 - What? - Promise me! 520 00:27:58,658 --> 00:27:59,992 Promise you what? 521 00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:03,367 My posters. They're arranged by family. 522 00:28:03,825 --> 00:28:06,200 - So what? - Touch them and I'll notice! 523 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:07,926 What if my hand's possessed? 524 00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:09,033 I forbid you. 525 00:28:09,242 --> 00:28:11,992 Oh, Lord! I wanna touch the poster! 526 00:28:14,242 --> 00:28:16,617 Fooled you! "They're arranged by family!" 527 00:28:18,117 --> 00:28:19,450 It's all good. 528 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,671 - She agreed? - She said she'd hang herself. 529 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:24,492 Is that all? 530 00:28:32,492 --> 00:28:33,742 Good stuff. 531 00:28:33,908 --> 00:28:37,283 So your ex is the tapeworm type? Not easy to get rid of. 532 00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:38,742 You're telling me. 533 00:28:39,075 --> 00:28:40,283 I know, I just did. 534 00:28:43,117 --> 00:28:44,742 You're right, it's good. 535 00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:48,301 Weird, thinking about it. 536 00:28:48,325 --> 00:28:51,617 Live with a guy 15 years, and overnight he's a stranger. 537 00:28:51,950 --> 00:28:54,283 A stranger who knows you inside out. 538 00:28:54,742 --> 00:28:56,950 I know. Weed makes me ultra-aware. 539 00:28:57,867 --> 00:28:59,950 I always knew it was a dumb idea. 540 00:29:01,117 --> 00:29:02,158 Morning. 541 00:29:07,367 --> 00:29:09,047 Who let you touch my stuff? 542 00:29:09,117 --> 00:29:10,492 This is yours? 543 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:13,617 Makeover! 544 00:29:14,033 --> 00:29:15,033 Give me it. 545 00:29:15,075 --> 00:29:19,283 The lady knows what she wants. She's a horny little pussy. 546 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:20,658 Cut it out. 547 00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:21,908 The tigress! 548 00:29:22,492 --> 00:29:25,033 - Starting over, that's all. - So I see. 549 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,463 We're out of coffee? 550 00:29:26,575 --> 00:29:29,283 No, I don't drink coffee, so no coffee. 551 00:29:31,283 --> 00:29:33,075 Good call, the fridge. 552 00:29:33,283 --> 00:29:34,259 What? 553 00:29:34,283 --> 00:29:37,033 Losing the photo of me. Ruined it. 554 00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:41,242 What do we have here? Tiramisu, love it! 555 00:29:41,617 --> 00:29:43,200 Mine. Hands off. 556 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:44,908 Fine. 557 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,158 OJ, I'm allowed? 558 00:29:47,325 --> 00:29:48,408 OJ, sure. 559 00:29:48,783 --> 00:29:49,908 Thank you. 560 00:29:51,867 --> 00:29:53,533 What are you doing? 561 00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:54,825 You said sure. 562 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:55,950 In a glass! 563 00:29:56,033 --> 00:29:59,200 C'mon, it's not like we never swapped spit. 564 00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:05,047 Yvan, promise me something. 565 00:30:05,575 --> 00:30:08,783 You'll do all you can to make this situation temporary. 566 00:30:09,117 --> 00:30:11,950 Delphine, don't go thinking I'm glad to be here. 567 00:30:12,117 --> 00:30:13,797 You expect me to answer that? 568 00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:25,075 Pasta and curried chorizo bake! Cook the pasta in... 569 00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:26,483 I cooked the pasta. 570 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:27,992 Slice the chorizo. 571 00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:29,325 Shit! 572 00:30:30,075 --> 00:30:32,950 Now I'm ready to tackle the onion... 573 00:30:34,117 --> 00:30:35,093 Not so fast. 574 00:30:35,117 --> 00:30:36,992 We're going to add the egg yolk 575 00:30:37,158 --> 00:30:39,283 mixed with curry to the pasta. 576 00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:42,742 Curry? I'm out. I'll use this. 577 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:44,908 And stir. 578 00:30:49,658 --> 00:30:51,658 Deglaze with the vinegar. 579 00:30:53,158 --> 00:30:54,158 Deglaze? 580 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,742 After a few minutes, the cream takes on a pretty color... 581 00:30:59,950 --> 00:31:02,283 There we go, that'll deglaze it. 582 00:31:03,742 --> 00:31:05,422 The next step is in the oven. 583 00:31:05,992 --> 00:31:08,742 - Sure but... - 5-10 minutes under the grill. 584 00:31:11,658 --> 00:31:12,700 Good evening. 585 00:31:29,242 --> 00:31:30,695 You dolled yourself up! 586 00:31:31,908 --> 00:31:32,908 You cooked! 587 00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,075 Pasta with chorizo. 588 00:31:37,492 --> 00:31:38,634 Can I ask a question? 589 00:31:38,658 --> 00:31:39,825 Please do. 590 00:31:39,992 --> 00:31:42,075 How often did you cook in 15 years? 591 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:45,450 I didn't keep count but I'd guess... 592 00:31:45,617 --> 00:31:47,825 The answer is between zero and never. 593 00:31:53,408 --> 00:31:54,419 What's going on? 594 00:31:54,617 --> 00:31:57,575 Violette's sleeping at Lea's, and I'm eating out. 595 00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:58,961 Where you going? 596 00:31:59,242 --> 00:32:00,922 To get laid by a rugby team. 597 00:32:01,367 --> 00:32:02,867 Sevens rugby or 15-man? 598 00:32:05,075 --> 00:32:06,075 Goodnight. 599 00:32:09,325 --> 00:32:11,272 It's good, us behaving like grown-ups. 600 00:32:11,367 --> 00:32:12,367 It's... 601 00:32:14,158 --> 00:32:15,242 grown up. 602 00:32:19,242 --> 00:32:20,325 You made it! 603 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:22,992 - For you. - Thanks. 604 00:32:24,617 --> 00:32:25,880 I'd given up on you. 605 00:32:25,992 --> 00:32:27,176 Check out the dress! 606 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,242 So, who am I gonna shag? 607 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,492 I didn't dress up for nothing. 608 00:32:33,950 --> 00:32:36,867 Shit, William! Why didn't I think of him earlier? 609 00:32:37,075 --> 00:32:38,867 Because he's sexually repressed? 610 00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:41,492 He's hot, he just got divorced... 611 00:32:41,658 --> 00:32:44,325 Perfect for healing my narcissistic wound. 612 00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:47,325 Any luck, I'll score an orgasm within a week. 613 00:32:47,742 --> 00:32:49,422 Fair enough, William to start. 614 00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:52,367 Start small. Or you might strain something. 615 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:54,992 Delphine's here! 616 00:32:56,867 --> 00:32:57,867 How are you? 617 00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:10,450 Well? 618 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:12,408 Tastes good. 619 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,908 You're right, it's disgusting. 620 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:23,408 Know what? 621 00:33:23,617 --> 00:33:25,450 Let's dunk granola bars in milk. 622 00:33:25,825 --> 00:33:27,151 That'll be just fine. 623 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,450 We were going nowhere. 624 00:33:30,492 --> 00:33:31,742 Two children. 625 00:33:32,742 --> 00:33:34,367 The desire all gone. 626 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,242 William, do you think I'm pretty? 627 00:33:39,908 --> 00:33:40,908 Yes. 628 00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:42,658 Pretty enough to seduce? 629 00:33:46,450 --> 00:33:48,242 I dunno... 630 00:33:48,450 --> 00:33:49,617 Be honest. 631 00:33:51,492 --> 00:33:52,492 Yes. 632 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:53,825 Great. 633 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:57,450 - Let me give you some advice. - Alright. 634 00:33:57,658 --> 00:34:01,117 To seduce a woman, make it about her, not your ex-wife. 635 00:34:01,617 --> 00:34:02,658 Got that? 636 00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:03,950 Got it. 637 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:05,158 Top me up? 638 00:34:08,242 --> 00:34:10,033 Actually, you're very beautiful. 639 00:34:10,367 --> 00:34:11,884 More beautiful than my ex-wife. 640 00:34:11,908 --> 00:34:12,908 Thanks. 641 00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:19,426 You're not sick of the same film every time? 642 00:34:19,450 --> 00:34:22,075 You're joking. It's an amazing story. 643 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:25,742 Orca takes revenge after fishermen massacre his wife and baby. 644 00:34:26,408 --> 00:34:27,908 Just like Taken. 645 00:34:28,075 --> 00:34:29,075 No. 646 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:33,325 Taken is a father saving his daughter from a prostitution ring. 647 00:34:34,617 --> 00:34:35,754 Totally different. 648 00:34:39,408 --> 00:34:41,450 You know, dad, when you get a place, 649 00:34:41,658 --> 00:34:44,325 I'll call every night, so you hear my voice. 650 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,200 That's sweet. 651 00:34:48,450 --> 00:34:50,325 The weeks we're not with you, 652 00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:52,908 I'll leave you a t-shirt with my scent. 653 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,992 A call every night's enough. 654 00:35:01,658 --> 00:35:02,992 You're so funny. 655 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,783 I love it. Really? 656 00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:06,742 Awesome! 657 00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:10,075 You're gorgeous, he likes you. Let's roll! 658 00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:13,658 Goodnight, and see you next week. 659 00:35:14,075 --> 00:35:15,242 Safe home! 660 00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:17,292 - What are they doing? - Going home. 661 00:35:17,742 --> 00:35:19,492 We all have work tomorrow. 662 00:35:19,658 --> 00:35:21,867 Not me. I have tomorrow off. 663 00:35:22,617 --> 00:35:24,117 This is a catastrophe. 664 00:35:24,283 --> 00:35:27,617 A catastrophe? Famine, war, those are catastrophes. 665 00:35:27,783 --> 00:35:29,075 You don't get it. 666 00:35:29,283 --> 00:35:31,450 If I'm home early, he'll be ecstatic. 667 00:35:31,617 --> 00:35:33,176 - Who do you mean? - Yvan. 668 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,843 He'll think I had a shit time. 669 00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:37,908 Divorce really simplified things between you. 670 00:35:38,867 --> 00:35:40,193 - Goodbye then. - Bye. 671 00:35:40,242 --> 00:35:41,575 Drive me home? 672 00:35:42,992 --> 00:35:45,158 I have a really early start tomorrow. 673 00:35:45,367 --> 00:35:46,575 Okay, let's hit it. 674 00:35:46,783 --> 00:35:48,117 See you. 675 00:35:48,533 --> 00:35:49,533 Drive safely. 676 00:35:53,783 --> 00:35:55,172 Up ahead, take a left. 677 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,242 Alright. 678 00:36:05,992 --> 00:36:07,200 There we are! 679 00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:20,533 I'll be going. 680 00:36:22,950 --> 00:36:25,408 It was sweet of you to drive me home. 681 00:36:33,575 --> 00:36:35,950 You're right, let's not rush this. 682 00:36:59,825 --> 00:37:00,801 You okay? 683 00:37:00,825 --> 00:37:01,908 Great! 684 00:37:02,117 --> 00:37:04,242 I had an awesome night! 685 00:37:05,533 --> 00:37:07,112 My first multiple orgasm! 686 00:37:08,825 --> 00:37:10,742 Cool. I'm very happy for you. 687 00:37:10,908 --> 00:37:12,533 No, you wouldn't get it. 688 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,242 Mom? 689 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,342 Time to take me to school. 690 00:37:32,908 --> 00:37:34,171 Where's your father? 691 00:37:34,575 --> 00:37:35,908 I don't know. 692 00:37:50,242 --> 00:37:51,283 A kiss! 693 00:38:28,867 --> 00:38:30,367 My tiramisu! 694 00:38:31,783 --> 00:38:33,408 The bastard! 695 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,908 - Don't mind me. - Fuck! 696 00:38:56,492 --> 00:38:57,884 Lock the door when you... 697 00:38:57,908 --> 00:39:01,033 - I thought I was alone. - Except you're not. 698 00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:04,117 I keep telling you, we need a downstairs toilet. 699 00:39:04,283 --> 00:39:06,992 We don't need anything. There is no we. 700 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,200 Put that away. 701 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,843 It's not like you never saw it. 702 00:39:10,867 --> 00:39:12,325 Sure, but never again. 703 00:39:14,950 --> 00:39:16,283 Just kidding. 704 00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:19,075 Get out! 705 00:39:19,242 --> 00:39:23,242 I can't until I finish what I started. It's not a faucet. 706 00:39:24,992 --> 00:39:26,158 There we are. 707 00:39:32,908 --> 00:39:33,908 Say... 708 00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:36,442 You had a boob job? 709 00:39:37,117 --> 00:39:38,200 Yvan, beat it. 710 00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:39,825 You had a boob job. 711 00:39:39,992 --> 00:39:41,117 No way. 712 00:39:41,658 --> 00:39:43,237 I didn't have a boob job. 713 00:39:45,242 --> 00:39:47,700 That is so cute. You wax now? 714 00:39:47,908 --> 00:39:49,367 A nice landing strip. 715 00:39:50,117 --> 00:39:51,117 Damn! 716 00:39:51,825 --> 00:39:54,325 Sign of the times. In my day, it was... 717 00:39:54,783 --> 00:39:56,700 Sherwood Forest, the Amazon. 718 00:39:57,033 --> 00:39:58,158 Yosemite! 719 00:40:03,742 --> 00:40:05,075 Knock it off! 720 00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:07,533 What's that noise? 721 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:08,700 Beat it! 722 00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:10,992 - What's that? - Beat it! Leave me alone. 723 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,950 Leave me in peace! 724 00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:17,367 With Nico's present? 725 00:40:18,908 --> 00:40:21,242 - Scram! - Fun with your sex toy? 726 00:40:21,450 --> 00:40:22,450 Stop it! 727 00:40:22,533 --> 00:40:23,658 At 9:30! 728 00:40:23,825 --> 00:40:24,825 Get lost! 729 00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:27,158 - Hormones fizzing or what? - Back off! 730 00:40:27,367 --> 00:40:29,992 I'll be back with a big, fat cucumber. 731 00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:32,742 I can't take any more, dammit! 732 00:40:35,408 --> 00:40:36,408 Come with me. 733 00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:38,175 Can't you see I'm working? 734 00:40:38,283 --> 00:40:39,672 Come and see this now. 735 00:40:40,617 --> 00:40:42,533 Let's go, move your ass! 736 00:40:47,033 --> 00:40:48,867 All this here is off limits. 737 00:40:49,033 --> 00:40:50,033 That... 738 00:40:50,575 --> 00:40:51,992 That is your section. 739 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:56,242 You split the fridge with tape, like we're roomies. 740 00:40:56,408 --> 00:40:57,718 20 %, house and fridge. 741 00:40:57,742 --> 00:40:58,742 You're joking! 742 00:40:58,825 --> 00:41:00,617 I'll put you up, not feed you. 743 00:41:01,908 --> 00:41:02,908 Moving on? 744 00:41:08,408 --> 00:41:10,325 Know what this sign means? 745 00:41:11,158 --> 00:41:13,408 - I asked you a question. - Yes. 746 00:41:13,992 --> 00:41:15,867 Perfect. Let's keep going. 747 00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:21,200 This bathroom schedule is based on my duty roster. 748 00:41:21,408 --> 00:41:23,658 As I have 80 % of the house, and a job, 749 00:41:23,867 --> 00:41:25,547 it seems fair I get priority. 750 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,395 What if I wanna pee another time? 751 00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:30,867 You ask nicely for permission. 752 00:41:31,075 --> 00:41:33,867 And please leave here with the lavatory seat down 753 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:35,384 and paper on the roll. 754 00:41:35,408 --> 00:41:37,825 I always lower the seat and leave paper. 755 00:41:37,992 --> 00:41:38,992 Stop! 756 00:41:39,492 --> 00:41:41,033 Come on, next step. 757 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,367 What's that? 758 00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:51,075 The divorce ruling. 759 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:54,658 I can't enlarge it, it's paper. 760 00:41:56,742 --> 00:42:00,200 It says here we have custody of the kids alternate weeks. 761 00:42:00,408 --> 00:42:03,992 So, as for the living room, simples. Alternate weeks. 762 00:42:04,867 --> 00:42:06,920 The weeks you have the kids, it's yours. 763 00:42:07,033 --> 00:42:10,117 How can we have alternate custody under one roof? 764 00:42:10,325 --> 00:42:13,867 Why not? School, homework, meals, every other week. 765 00:42:14,075 --> 00:42:15,755 Isn't that what you wanted? 766 00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:18,700 Delphine, I have work to do. 767 00:42:19,325 --> 00:42:21,700 If that was true, you wouldn't be here. 768 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:24,408 I think that's about it. 769 00:42:24,617 --> 00:42:25,742 Any questions? 770 00:42:26,950 --> 00:42:29,825 Marvelous, but if I object, what happens? 771 00:42:30,033 --> 00:42:31,075 You leave. 772 00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:33,283 Anyway, I don't object. 773 00:42:34,533 --> 00:42:35,575 Cool. 774 00:42:35,950 --> 00:42:38,117 That's just wonderful! 775 00:42:38,658 --> 00:42:40,533 I should've done that with hubby. 776 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:41,700 You divorced? 777 00:42:41,783 --> 00:42:42,783 No, he's dead. 778 00:42:44,283 --> 00:42:45,742 I'm really sorry. 779 00:42:45,908 --> 00:42:48,492 Don't be. I was bored out of my head with him. 780 00:42:48,658 --> 00:42:50,200 That calls for a joint. 781 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:51,630 Absolutely, you bet. 782 00:42:51,825 --> 00:42:53,908 My grandson rolls them for me. 783 00:42:54,117 --> 00:42:56,742 He's a dopey prick, but he has agile fingers. 784 00:43:00,617 --> 00:43:02,408 How'd it go? He obeyed the rules? 785 00:43:02,742 --> 00:43:04,531 He started out as meek as a mouse, 786 00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:06,742 but a leopard doesn't change its spots. 787 00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:17,158 You're an amazing kisser. 788 00:43:18,283 --> 00:43:20,242 - I dunno... - Want to come in? 789 00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:21,867 Yes. 790 00:43:34,575 --> 00:43:37,158 Doesn't your ex-husband still live here? 791 00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:41,117 Not tonight. His player has a match in the sticks. 792 00:43:41,325 --> 00:43:43,033 The kids are at my mom's. 793 00:43:50,117 --> 00:43:52,117 - Delphine? - What are you doing here? 794 00:43:52,283 --> 00:43:54,283 I couldn't sleep, so I was reading. 795 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,589 No, here in the house? 796 00:43:56,742 --> 00:43:59,492 Right, the match was cancelled. A storm in Vierzon. 797 00:43:59,658 --> 00:44:01,111 Why am I not surprised? 798 00:44:01,825 --> 00:44:03,033 I don't know. 799 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:06,242 I picked the kids up from your mother's. 800 00:44:06,575 --> 00:44:09,325 Brought them home and here I am. 801 00:44:10,325 --> 00:44:11,617 Who's he? 802 00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:12,783 My lover. 803 00:44:13,492 --> 00:44:15,033 Not just yet. 804 00:44:15,450 --> 00:44:16,700 Nice to meet you. 805 00:44:16,908 --> 00:44:17,908 William. 806 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,259 Must be a magician. 807 00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:23,242 No, a doctor. I work with your wife. 808 00:44:23,450 --> 00:44:24,461 He doesn't care. 809 00:44:24,658 --> 00:44:26,174 You mind if we carry on? 810 00:44:26,825 --> 00:44:28,505 Go ahead. Act like I'm not here. 811 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:30,950 It's a bit awkward. 812 00:44:31,158 --> 00:44:32,742 He doesn't give a damn. 813 00:44:33,825 --> 00:44:34,825 Goodnight. 814 00:44:48,450 --> 00:44:49,575 Willie? 815 00:44:51,075 --> 00:44:52,992 - You're a doctor? - Yes. 816 00:44:53,158 --> 00:44:56,825 I have a question. I've been having trouble breathing, 817 00:44:57,075 --> 00:44:59,867 with a kind of wheezing in my pipes. 818 00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:01,821 - Really? - Is it serious? 819 00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:04,325 - I don't know. - I'll show you. Listen. 820 00:45:07,867 --> 00:45:09,067 I see. Yes, it's... 821 00:45:09,117 --> 00:45:10,533 Unsettling, isn't it? 822 00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:16,367 Scram! 823 00:45:16,408 --> 00:45:18,200 Yes, I'll leave you to it. 824 00:45:23,825 --> 00:45:24,801 I'm sorry. 825 00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:25,992 No problem. 826 00:45:30,283 --> 00:45:33,283 As for appendicitis, is there an age limit? 827 00:45:34,742 --> 00:45:38,450 I get this tingling, like a stinging, in my lower groin. 828 00:45:38,617 --> 00:45:39,658 Get lost! 829 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:46,700 I hope you picked up some condoms. 830 00:45:47,033 --> 00:45:48,549 An STI is easily caught. 831 00:45:48,867 --> 00:45:50,408 Act like he's not here. 832 00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:52,033 I'm trying. 833 00:45:52,242 --> 00:45:53,450 Look at me. 834 00:45:53,658 --> 00:45:54,984 - Concentrate. - Okay. 835 00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:57,283 Hang in there. 836 00:45:59,825 --> 00:46:01,505 It's gone quiet. You're done? 837 00:46:01,575 --> 00:46:03,242 Yvan, get lost! 838 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,325 William! 839 00:46:07,325 --> 00:46:09,325 A quick word of advice... 840 00:46:09,617 --> 00:46:11,700 Delphine loves being on top. 841 00:46:11,908 --> 00:46:13,117 That's how she... 842 00:46:13,283 --> 00:46:15,742 Beat it or I'll chop your nuts off! 843 00:46:15,908 --> 00:46:18,367 You already did long ago, darling. 844 00:46:18,533 --> 00:46:20,242 I am not your darling! 845 00:46:20,408 --> 00:46:22,450 I'm not your darling anymore, got it? 846 00:46:22,658 --> 00:46:24,700 Let me get my bones jumped here. 847 00:46:24,908 --> 00:46:27,700 Unlike you, I stuck it out over 24 hours. 848 00:46:27,867 --> 00:46:29,825 You gave me permission. 849 00:46:30,283 --> 00:46:31,658 What's going on? 850 00:46:32,075 --> 00:46:33,717 You're having a threesome? 851 00:46:33,783 --> 00:46:37,367 I'm afraid to inform you, your mother's a nympho. 852 00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:38,733 You can't say that! 853 00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:42,992 - Cheating on me, under my very nose! - I'm not cheating on you. 854 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,801 We're not together anymore. 855 00:46:44,825 --> 00:46:46,575 Get it into your head! 856 00:46:46,783 --> 00:46:47,992 We have divorced! 857 00:46:48,158 --> 00:46:49,408 We divorced. 858 00:46:49,617 --> 00:46:50,617 I'll be going. 859 00:46:50,658 --> 00:46:52,242 No, you stay right here. 860 00:46:52,408 --> 00:46:56,075 We've been separated for months. I can bring a guy home. 861 00:46:56,242 --> 00:46:57,617 Come on, children. 862 00:46:59,075 --> 00:47:00,917 Let your mother enjoy her stranger. 863 00:47:01,075 --> 00:47:02,009 Exactly! 864 00:47:02,033 --> 00:47:03,950 I'll read a story, give you a hug... 865 00:47:04,158 --> 00:47:06,325 The three of us, like it used to be. 866 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:10,158 Mean! Another man in your house with your wife. 867 00:47:10,325 --> 00:47:13,283 I have to admit, it wasn't easy. 868 00:47:13,450 --> 00:47:15,130 I don't know how I'd react. 869 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,337 How'd you take it? 870 00:47:16,950 --> 00:47:19,408 Like a man. Pretty good, I think. 871 00:47:20,825 --> 00:47:22,367 You're very mature. 872 00:47:22,992 --> 00:47:24,617 - You think? - Yes. 873 00:47:25,783 --> 00:47:27,575 I think it's simply... 874 00:47:27,867 --> 00:47:31,075 With age, you learn to act like a grown-up. 875 00:47:33,492 --> 00:47:35,408 You have to embrace maturity. 876 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:37,825 That really is the key to... 877 00:47:38,825 --> 00:47:40,575 The key to maturity, I guess. 878 00:47:41,283 --> 00:47:43,575 Dad, I'm stuck. Can you help? 879 00:47:45,825 --> 00:47:46,825 No. 880 00:47:47,658 --> 00:47:48,658 Not my week. 881 00:47:48,992 --> 00:47:50,192 You're here, right? 882 00:47:50,325 --> 00:47:52,200 Act like I'm not here. 883 00:47:52,367 --> 00:47:54,047 Seriously? Mom sucks at math. 884 00:47:54,408 --> 00:47:56,950 Baby, I didn't test her math when I met her. 885 00:47:57,158 --> 00:47:59,200 It never occurred to me. Let's go. 886 00:48:00,450 --> 00:48:01,783 Don't huff! 887 00:48:07,325 --> 00:48:09,492 I'm sick of it. They're busting my balls. 888 00:48:09,867 --> 00:48:11,283 What's the problem? 889 00:48:12,742 --> 00:48:15,658 Dad won't help me with math. It's not his week. 890 00:48:15,825 --> 00:48:16,867 Want me to help? 891 00:48:17,075 --> 00:48:19,492 - Help do what? - Help with your math. 892 00:48:20,117 --> 00:48:23,367 As if. You're not in 10th grade. And you only get C's. 893 00:48:23,825 --> 00:48:26,408 Messing up my homework doesn't mean I suck. 894 00:48:27,242 --> 00:48:28,242 Pardon me? 895 00:48:28,742 --> 00:48:30,992 I don't want to skip a year or two, 896 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,325 in the failing public school system. 897 00:48:33,492 --> 00:48:34,867 I don't follow you. 898 00:48:35,075 --> 00:48:36,275 It's pretty simple. 899 00:48:36,408 --> 00:48:38,671 I don't want to rush into the world of work. 900 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:39,908 It's chaos. 901 00:48:40,075 --> 00:48:41,755 You fake sucking at school? 902 00:48:41,783 --> 00:48:43,908 Trust me, it's harder than it looks. 903 00:48:49,992 --> 00:48:52,783 The first thing I see when I wake up... 904 00:48:52,992 --> 00:48:55,075 - Yeah. - Her face. 905 00:48:55,908 --> 00:48:58,575 You have no idea how happy that makes me. 906 00:48:59,575 --> 00:49:02,033 I'm so stuck on that woman... 907 00:49:02,242 --> 00:49:05,033 We've been together so long, so many years, 908 00:49:05,325 --> 00:49:07,450 it's not love anymore, it's... 909 00:49:07,950 --> 00:49:11,533 pure compacted energy, full of joy and moods, you see? 910 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,367 She's so beautiful, I could strangle her. 911 00:49:14,575 --> 00:49:16,742 I feel like strangling her, honestly. 912 00:49:17,533 --> 00:49:18,670 No, it's fabulous. 913 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:22,492 And when the kids bring us breakfast in bed, wow! 914 00:49:23,742 --> 00:49:25,575 Believe me, the family is... 915 00:49:26,450 --> 00:49:28,533 It's something else. Really. 916 00:49:32,617 --> 00:49:33,742 Hold on... 917 00:49:36,867 --> 00:49:38,617 There, like that. 918 00:49:45,117 --> 00:49:46,617 The couple breaks up, 919 00:49:46,825 --> 00:49:49,492 and at the end, it's a real bloodbath. 920 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,380 As long as he catches it first. 921 00:49:51,408 --> 00:49:53,325 The film marked me for life. 922 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:57,158 I watched my parents for signs they wanted to throttle each other. 923 00:49:57,367 --> 00:49:59,575 Can we not talk about couples breaking up? 924 00:49:59,783 --> 00:50:01,158 I've had my fill. 925 00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:04,575 Yvan. 926 00:50:05,158 --> 00:50:06,617 What did I just say? 927 00:50:07,283 --> 00:50:08,367 Over there. 928 00:50:14,283 --> 00:50:17,867 The look on his wife's face. Magical! 929 00:50:18,408 --> 00:50:19,924 What are you doing here? 930 00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:23,332 - Don't say you're following me. - What's going on? 931 00:50:24,367 --> 00:50:25,742 I'm having dinner. 932 00:50:25,950 --> 00:50:28,075 Duck magret, to be precise. 933 00:50:28,658 --> 00:50:30,575 In excellent company, too. 934 00:50:30,742 --> 00:50:31,950 In our restaurant? 935 00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:33,867 Where you proposed to me. 936 00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:36,443 Where I told you I was pregnant with Violette. 937 00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:39,742 You're here too, so what's the problem? 938 00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,783 With a friend, not a whore! 939 00:50:43,575 --> 00:50:46,617 She's no whore, but the daughter of a doctor friend. 940 00:50:47,867 --> 00:50:48,950 How old is she? 941 00:50:49,117 --> 00:50:50,158 Twenty-four. 942 00:50:50,325 --> 00:50:51,658 No kidding. 943 00:50:51,825 --> 00:50:55,283 So you can't pay alimony, but you can buy a slut dinner. 944 00:50:55,450 --> 00:50:56,742 Sorry, it's... 945 00:50:57,783 --> 00:51:00,950 Laure insisted on coming here and on paying. 946 00:51:01,408 --> 00:51:02,908 - Really? - Sure. 947 00:51:03,075 --> 00:51:04,343 You have an apartment? 948 00:51:04,367 --> 00:51:06,117 Yes, with my roommates. 949 00:51:06,283 --> 00:51:08,075 Fantastic. Yvan loves roomies. 950 00:51:09,492 --> 00:51:11,860 If there's a room for my kids alternate weeks. 951 00:51:11,950 --> 00:51:13,529 Stop, it's getting silly. 952 00:51:14,075 --> 00:51:16,200 What a relief to be rid of him! 953 00:51:16,367 --> 00:51:19,033 Thanks a lot. Good luck. Enjoy your meal. 954 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,033 Thanks. Enjoy yours, too. 955 00:51:30,325 --> 00:51:32,117 She's not a slut. 956 00:51:32,908 --> 00:51:35,075 He could find way worse. 957 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:36,825 Asshole! 958 00:51:44,117 --> 00:51:46,492 - You didn't pull your punches. - She's 24! 959 00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:48,325 24? You are so right. 960 00:51:48,533 --> 00:51:51,408 If these 24-year-old sluts muscle in on our men, 961 00:51:51,617 --> 00:51:53,325 what are we gonna do? 962 00:51:54,283 --> 00:51:55,992 How about truffle omelet? 963 00:51:57,492 --> 00:51:59,033 Or a soft-boiled egg? 964 00:52:00,242 --> 00:52:01,325 I dunno... 965 00:52:01,825 --> 00:52:02,992 Do you... 966 00:52:09,367 --> 00:52:13,158 The gentleman who just left said you're picking up his check. 967 00:52:30,492 --> 00:52:31,742 Evening, ladies. 968 00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:35,367 - Who's he? - My daughter's ex-husband. 969 00:52:35,575 --> 00:52:36,901 What's he doing here? 970 00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:40,408 He's broke. With her heart of gold, she puts him up. 971 00:52:40,617 --> 00:52:42,783 I'd just point out, it's my home too. 972 00:52:42,992 --> 00:52:45,783 The main thing is, she's dumped him at last. 973 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,408 I adore my daughter's husband. A remarkable man. 974 00:52:50,825 --> 00:52:52,617 You're very lucky, Chantal. 975 00:52:53,908 --> 00:52:57,158 - I'm here. - Sons-in-law are a real lottery. 976 00:52:58,075 --> 00:52:59,200 Alright, then. 977 00:52:59,408 --> 00:53:00,617 Whose turn is it? 978 00:53:00,825 --> 00:53:03,200 - Playing games? - Yours, Josephine. 979 00:53:17,575 --> 00:53:18,700 Hey, girls. 980 00:53:25,908 --> 00:53:27,158 I'm thirsty. 981 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:29,117 I'll fix me a drink. 982 00:53:30,742 --> 00:53:32,992 Now, what do we have here? 983 00:53:41,533 --> 00:53:42,867 Chilly tonight. 984 00:53:44,617 --> 00:53:47,325 So then, having fun? 985 00:53:51,242 --> 00:53:53,700 If I were you, I'd toss out 986 00:53:54,617 --> 00:53:55,742 that one. 987 00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:58,575 You think? 988 00:53:59,408 --> 00:54:00,575 Absolutely. 989 00:54:03,117 --> 00:54:04,283 Sit tight. 990 00:54:04,492 --> 00:54:06,281 This'll make a great family photo. 991 00:54:12,617 --> 00:54:14,408 I'll just explain the concept. 992 00:54:15,075 --> 00:54:16,867 We're gonna take a selfass. 993 00:54:17,783 --> 00:54:19,117 Check this out. 994 00:54:19,492 --> 00:54:21,450 We're happy with the son-in-law. 995 00:54:24,117 --> 00:54:25,492 Voilà! 996 00:54:26,992 --> 00:54:28,158 Beautiful! 997 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,117 Ladies... 998 00:54:31,158 --> 00:54:32,358 Enjoy your evening. 999 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:38,658 A fine cock he has on him. 1000 00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:46,658 Mom, can we talk a second? 1001 00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:49,158 Of course, honey. Whenever you want. 1002 00:54:49,367 --> 00:54:51,158 Even if it's not your week? 1003 00:54:52,783 --> 00:54:54,408 I'm not like your father. 1004 00:54:55,075 --> 00:54:58,492 How long is this joke gonna drag on? I'm sick of it. 1005 00:54:58,658 --> 00:54:59,992 What joke? 1006 00:55:00,617 --> 00:55:02,617 The one you guys are acting out. 1007 00:55:02,825 --> 00:55:07,200 Your father and I are doing our best to spare you all we can. 1008 00:55:07,825 --> 00:55:09,025 Blindingly obvious. 1009 00:55:09,075 --> 00:55:11,117 All this is grown-ups' stuff. 1010 00:55:11,325 --> 00:55:14,242 You'll understand when you're older, okay? 1011 00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:18,867 Delphine, can you open up? I need a pee. 1012 00:55:19,033 --> 00:55:20,033 Not now. 1013 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,408 I can't hold it in, it won't wait. 1014 00:55:22,617 --> 00:55:24,133 Sorry, I was here first. 1015 00:55:24,450 --> 00:55:26,533 I'm late for an important meeting. 1016 00:55:26,742 --> 00:55:29,450 I'm asking politely, please open the door. 1017 00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:31,075 Screw it, I was first. 1018 00:55:31,242 --> 00:55:33,033 Open the door, dammit! 1019 00:55:33,367 --> 00:55:35,992 This is nuts! Open up or I swear I'll... 1020 00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:38,533 - You'll what? - I'll piss on it. I swear! 1021 00:55:39,075 --> 00:55:40,051 See you. 1022 00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:41,654 I'll do it, I don't care. 1023 00:55:41,825 --> 00:55:43,408 See, you only ever... 1024 00:55:43,617 --> 00:55:45,367 - You're there? - Yes, I'm here. 1025 00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:47,733 - I didn't know. - Do your grown-up thing. 1026 00:55:47,867 --> 00:55:49,256 I wouldn't piss on it. 1027 00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:54,033 Look what I found. 1028 00:55:57,283 --> 00:55:59,742 My mother-in-law's wedding gift. Straight up... 1029 00:56:00,242 --> 00:56:02,283 Don't tell, she'll bust my ass. 1030 00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:04,172 - Know how much it costs? - No. 1031 00:56:04,367 --> 00:56:06,009 Me neither, but I'd say... 1032 00:56:06,242 --> 00:56:09,783 It's great to see you all. I haven't seen you since... 1033 00:56:10,992 --> 00:56:12,908 Max's wedding. 1034 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:19,033 You're home? You're not on call? 1035 00:56:23,825 --> 00:56:25,283 What's going on? 1036 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:27,742 It's Yoyo's birthday. 1037 00:56:28,367 --> 00:56:30,450 You didn't put that one in your diary. 1038 00:56:31,283 --> 00:56:33,783 We'd lined up the Caruso, but it was shut, 1039 00:56:33,992 --> 00:56:35,825 so we moved the party here. 1040 00:56:36,408 --> 00:56:38,325 Seeing as it's my week. 1041 00:56:38,950 --> 00:56:40,024 Everybody's okay? 1042 00:56:41,158 --> 00:56:42,492 Yeah, great. 1043 00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:44,446 Pull up a chair. Join us. 1044 00:56:45,075 --> 00:56:47,075 I'm going to bed, thanks. I'm pooped. 1045 00:56:47,367 --> 00:56:48,450 Goodnight. 1046 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,617 Relax, I'm not at all upset. 1047 00:56:56,367 --> 00:56:58,117 So, my mother-in-law 1048 00:56:58,283 --> 00:57:01,075 has no great talent, except for wine. 1049 00:57:01,283 --> 00:57:04,783 Château Malescot Saint-Exupéry. I promise you, it's... 1050 00:57:05,158 --> 00:57:06,867 For your birthday, Yoyo! 1051 00:57:08,367 --> 00:57:10,575 Actually, you Marie... 1052 00:57:10,908 --> 00:57:11,908 That upsets me. 1053 00:57:12,117 --> 00:57:16,117 All those hours with you sobbing about Jacques banging his secretary. 1054 00:57:16,325 --> 00:57:18,742 Talking you out of divorce, remember? 1055 00:57:18,908 --> 00:57:21,492 What the hell! You wanted a divorce? 1056 00:57:21,825 --> 00:57:23,200 No, rest assured. 1057 00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:25,713 I told her payback was banging your brother. 1058 00:57:31,742 --> 00:57:35,075 How about we taste the wine? A bottle uncorked is a... 1059 00:57:35,575 --> 00:57:36,676 I forget the expression. 1060 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:38,867 Pass me that glass, will you? 1061 00:57:43,408 --> 00:57:45,908 And you, and your firm's problems... 1062 00:57:46,283 --> 00:57:48,704 You wouldn't tell your wife in case she bailed. 1063 00:57:48,783 --> 00:57:50,075 You remember? 1064 00:57:50,283 --> 00:57:54,283 Whose shoulder did you cry on, you poor little CEO? Mine! 1065 00:57:55,617 --> 00:57:57,297 Don't look at me like that. 1066 00:57:57,367 --> 00:57:59,950 The perfect couple! The day after we broke up, 1067 00:58:00,575 --> 00:58:02,908 telling me you'd always be there for me. 1068 00:58:03,325 --> 00:58:06,825 Wondering how I'd stayed so long with a jerk like him. 1069 00:58:08,158 --> 00:58:10,450 Any more? Who's next? 1070 00:58:12,325 --> 00:58:13,575 Look at me. 1071 00:58:14,075 --> 00:58:15,075 Come here. 1072 00:58:15,783 --> 00:58:16,783 Zip it! 1073 00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:27,492 - Yoyo, happy birthday again. - Yeah, thanks. 1074 00:58:32,075 --> 00:58:35,617 Who needs David Guetta? You make a party go with a bang. 1075 00:58:35,825 --> 00:58:37,200 Yeah, right. 1076 00:58:38,492 --> 00:58:40,325 - See you. - Take care. 1077 00:59:02,575 --> 00:59:06,242 THE OFFSIDE RULE 1078 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:09,242 Great job, champ. 1079 01:00:09,658 --> 01:00:10,950 Here, sweetheart. 1080 01:00:11,158 --> 01:00:12,283 Thank you. 1081 01:00:15,783 --> 01:00:17,742 Awesome! I haven't got this one. 1082 01:00:17,950 --> 01:00:19,575 Great, I'm so pleased. 1083 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,200 Here, this is my gift. 1084 01:00:23,492 --> 01:00:25,408 This year, I'm low on funds. 1085 01:00:25,950 --> 01:00:26,950 It's a boat. 1086 01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:31,450 Don't sulk. You give me drawings, I never complain. 1087 01:00:31,783 --> 01:00:34,533 Okay, no gift, but do something for me. 1088 01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:35,700 Do what? 1089 01:00:35,950 --> 01:00:38,325 Tell me how you guys met. 1090 01:00:38,492 --> 01:00:42,408 He's right. You're always fighting, like you were never in love. 1091 01:00:42,575 --> 01:00:44,783 How did you fall for each other? 1092 01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:47,450 Answer his question. 1093 01:00:50,533 --> 01:00:53,575 Well, it was one spring evening. 1094 01:00:53,783 --> 01:00:55,533 I was with Nico. Bored. 1095 01:00:55,742 --> 01:00:58,117 Hanging out in Paris, nowhere to go. 1096 01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:00,533 We'd heard about a nurses' party. 1097 01:01:00,742 --> 01:01:03,367 At most nurses' parties, there are lots of girls. 1098 01:01:03,867 --> 01:01:05,700 We gatecrashed the party. 1099 01:01:06,408 --> 01:01:09,992 And I found myself looking straight at your mother. 1100 01:01:10,325 --> 01:01:11,783 She was so beautiful. 1101 01:01:12,450 --> 01:01:14,075 I was rooted to the spot. 1102 01:01:14,242 --> 01:01:15,242 And then... 1103 01:01:15,825 --> 01:01:17,505 I summoned up all my courage 1104 01:01:17,533 --> 01:01:20,950 and invited her to dinner. I went all out. 1105 01:01:21,283 --> 01:01:24,200 I guess. It was a regular Chinese. 1106 01:01:24,367 --> 01:01:26,009 It was all I could afford. 1107 01:01:26,367 --> 01:01:28,117 Better than you can afford now. 1108 01:01:28,283 --> 01:01:29,783 Yeah, maybe. 1109 01:01:30,492 --> 01:01:31,742 Anyway, 1110 01:01:31,950 --> 01:01:35,242 we get to the restaurant and I'm scared to death. 1111 01:01:35,408 --> 01:01:37,092 She was intimidating. Beautiful, 1112 01:01:37,533 --> 01:01:39,075 intelligent and so... 1113 01:01:39,408 --> 01:01:42,283 To cover up for being so nervous, I... 1114 01:01:42,492 --> 01:01:45,242 I kept downing shots of lychee brandy. 1115 01:01:45,450 --> 01:01:46,450 Gruesome. 1116 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,716 Soon, I was drunk and... 1117 01:01:49,117 --> 01:01:50,825 I puked. There you go. 1118 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,617 I took him back to his student pad and... 1119 01:01:54,992 --> 01:01:57,413 I looked after him all night, holding his head. 1120 01:01:57,908 --> 01:01:58,908 That's right. 1121 01:01:59,117 --> 01:02:00,200 Goodness me. 1122 01:02:00,367 --> 01:02:01,950 I still regret it. 1123 01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:05,450 I don't remember a thing, not even our first kiss. 1124 01:02:05,617 --> 01:02:07,658 - Seriously? - I really regret it. 1125 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:10,005 You didn't kiss me that night. 1126 01:02:10,450 --> 01:02:11,450 You said I did. 1127 01:02:11,575 --> 01:02:15,325 No. I figured I'd say you'd made first base, 1128 01:02:15,533 --> 01:02:17,908 - so you'd shoot for second. - No joke? 1129 01:02:18,075 --> 01:02:21,575 Our first kiss was at the Pixies concert, remember? 1130 01:02:23,367 --> 01:02:24,783 You bet, I remember. 1131 01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:27,075 You bet. 1132 01:02:50,075 --> 01:02:51,992 I know what you have in mind. 1133 01:02:53,492 --> 01:02:54,742 Believe me... 1134 01:02:55,867 --> 01:02:57,325 It's not a good idea. 1135 01:02:59,825 --> 01:03:01,533 What do I have in mind? 1136 01:03:06,367 --> 01:03:07,658 You got a problem? 1137 01:03:10,992 --> 01:03:12,742 A problem with your face? 1138 01:03:13,617 --> 01:03:15,297 I know what you're thinking. 1139 01:03:16,033 --> 01:03:17,783 I know you want to. 1140 01:03:18,450 --> 01:03:20,200 I'm dying to, too. 1141 01:03:21,408 --> 01:03:22,908 It'd be madness. 1142 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:27,117 I had in mind to wash the glasses but since you're dying to... 1143 01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:28,742 I'll leave it to you. 1144 01:03:29,908 --> 01:03:31,297 The dish soap's there. 1145 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:43,408 She's more beautiful than ever. 1146 01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:46,992 She always was beautiful, 1147 01:03:47,575 --> 01:03:49,450 but you stopped looking at her. 1148 01:03:52,117 --> 01:03:53,825 You know me better than anyone. 1149 01:03:54,658 --> 01:03:56,992 Tell me honestly. Why do I... 1150 01:03:58,950 --> 01:04:02,283 Why do I fail at everything? How come I always screw up? 1151 01:04:02,492 --> 01:04:04,950 I couldn't even make Delphine happy. 1152 01:04:06,533 --> 01:04:08,742 We're here to pick up chicks. Look... 1153 01:04:08,950 --> 01:04:10,200 Damn, she's gone. 1154 01:04:10,408 --> 01:04:11,700 Answer me. 1155 01:04:11,867 --> 01:04:13,492 - What? - Answer me. 1156 01:04:18,617 --> 01:04:20,075 There are no failures. 1157 01:04:20,283 --> 01:04:21,799 Only people who give up. 1158 01:04:21,867 --> 01:04:23,700 And you gave up often. 1159 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,742 - You think? - I don't think, I know. 1160 01:04:27,950 --> 01:04:29,825 I saw you. I know you. 1161 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,825 Every time, you went all in. 1162 01:04:32,367 --> 01:04:34,700 You were sure this idea was the one. 1163 01:04:34,908 --> 01:04:38,742 It'd solve everything, it was your shot at success. 1164 01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:40,867 Every time, you gave it all you had. 1165 01:04:41,075 --> 01:04:42,325 And it was great. 1166 01:04:42,742 --> 01:04:45,408 But as soon as there was a problem, somehow you... 1167 01:04:45,617 --> 01:04:48,575 You let the doubts kick in, or you're full-blast, 1168 01:04:48,783 --> 01:04:51,575 then half-blast when a better idea comes along. 1169 01:04:51,783 --> 01:04:55,242 You'd go chasing your next dream. Every time the same. 1170 01:04:55,742 --> 01:04:58,367 There was nothing wrong with your projects. 1171 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,242 That's not the problem. 1172 01:05:02,617 --> 01:05:04,033 The problem is you. 1173 01:05:05,033 --> 01:05:06,117 You're scared. 1174 01:05:06,783 --> 01:05:09,992 Maybe a bit scared but who isn't, I dunno. 1175 01:05:10,450 --> 01:05:12,051 Scared of what, for example? 1176 01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:13,259 Not making the grade. 1177 01:05:13,283 --> 01:05:16,325 Scared of putting heart and soul into something, 1178 01:05:16,533 --> 01:05:18,408 and making a fool of yourself. 1179 01:05:18,617 --> 01:05:20,117 It doesn't matter. 1180 01:05:23,158 --> 01:05:26,075 How about you finish what you start for once? 1181 01:05:28,033 --> 01:05:30,612 I'll start by finishing this drink. To start with. 1182 01:05:30,742 --> 01:05:31,867 There you go. 1183 01:05:32,242 --> 01:05:34,075 It's awful, but I'll finish it. 1184 01:05:34,283 --> 01:05:35,283 Great! 1185 01:05:38,950 --> 01:05:39,950 Thanks. 1186 01:05:54,908 --> 01:05:55,950 You okay? 1187 01:05:57,825 --> 01:05:58,825 Yeah. 1188 01:06:00,325 --> 01:06:02,533 - Want any help? - What for? 1189 01:06:02,742 --> 01:06:05,867 Thousands of times, I've made it home on auto-pilot. 1190 01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:11,658 I said, it was a fun evening. 1191 01:06:13,325 --> 01:06:14,908 You're my brother. 1192 01:06:15,825 --> 01:06:16,992 You're my buddy. 1193 01:06:24,117 --> 01:06:25,117 Shit! 1194 01:06:25,283 --> 01:06:27,200 Dumbass car's way too low! 1195 01:06:27,367 --> 01:06:28,384 Easy on the door. 1196 01:06:28,408 --> 01:06:29,658 Dammit! 1197 01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:38,700 Okay? 1198 01:06:39,367 --> 01:06:41,325 All okay, just great. 1199 01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:47,075 I kinda hurt my butt though. 1200 01:08:44,782 --> 01:08:46,575 I didn't do a thing! 1201 01:08:47,282 --> 01:08:49,867 You're vile. You're trying to rape me? 1202 01:08:50,032 --> 01:08:51,200 Are you nuts? 1203 01:08:51,367 --> 01:08:53,325 Bullshit! Why else are you here? 1204 01:08:54,492 --> 01:08:55,992 I'm wasted, that's why. 1205 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,742 I got drunk, I wound up here somehow. 1206 01:08:59,367 --> 01:09:00,551 I didn't touch you. 1207 01:09:00,575 --> 01:09:02,075 Trust me, it was you... 1208 01:09:02,282 --> 01:09:06,157 It was you who climbed on me and started doing those... 1209 01:09:06,617 --> 01:09:07,907 You're saying I... 1210 01:09:09,242 --> 01:09:10,282 Kind of. 1211 01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:11,992 You're out of your mind! 1212 01:09:12,157 --> 01:09:14,367 Knock it off. I'm not the one in heat! 1213 01:09:14,992 --> 01:09:17,700 Get out or I'll kill you. I'll gouge your eyes out, 1214 01:09:17,867 --> 01:09:18,968 pull your nails out. 1215 01:09:18,992 --> 01:09:21,825 You wanna finish up first? Looks like you need it. 1216 01:09:21,992 --> 01:09:23,367 - Me? - Yeah, you. 1217 01:09:23,532 --> 01:09:24,617 Yes, you! 1218 01:09:24,825 --> 01:09:28,032 William the magician won't take you to 7th heaven. 1219 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,950 He's marvelous, my magician! 1220 01:09:30,117 --> 01:09:31,551 So why put moves on me? 1221 01:09:31,575 --> 01:09:32,551 Me? 1222 01:09:32,575 --> 01:09:36,617 With your landing strip, your babydoll, your rubber duck. 1223 01:09:36,825 --> 01:09:39,492 I know what you want, I know what you need. 1224 01:09:39,782 --> 01:09:40,793 It's right here. 1225 01:09:40,825 --> 01:09:43,157 - Get the hell out! - No problem. 1226 01:09:44,907 --> 01:09:47,575 I'm not desperate like I just got out of jail. 1227 01:09:48,032 --> 01:09:49,367 My pillow! 1228 01:09:57,075 --> 01:09:58,658 I swear they hooked up. 1229 01:09:58,825 --> 01:10:00,158 You heard it wrong. 1230 01:10:00,325 --> 01:10:01,588 I gotta talk to Lea. 1231 01:10:01,658 --> 01:10:03,075 At one in the morning? 1232 01:10:03,325 --> 01:10:05,867 Dummy, I need to talk about it to someone. 1233 01:10:06,033 --> 01:10:07,325 Talk to me. 1234 01:10:09,533 --> 01:10:12,283 I won't call Lea but you gotta listen. 1235 01:10:12,658 --> 01:10:14,158 I spit-swear! 1236 01:10:18,867 --> 01:10:22,950 Seriously, we get all the shitty sides of divorce without the cool stuff. 1237 01:10:23,492 --> 01:10:27,408 I mean, everybody told me the divorce would be great fun. 1238 01:10:27,742 --> 01:10:30,005 Your folks on each other's backs, not yours. 1239 01:10:30,242 --> 01:10:32,189 Know what? Since her parents divorced, 1240 01:10:32,367 --> 01:10:36,325 Lea gets five times more allowance, and grades half as good. 1241 01:10:37,408 --> 01:10:38,867 Just imagine... 1242 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:46,700 The idiot! 1243 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,658 "Nobody likes you." 1244 01:10:55,533 --> 01:10:58,158 "What are you waiting for? Hang yourself." 1245 01:10:59,033 --> 01:11:00,075 "Get lost!" 1246 01:11:00,283 --> 01:11:01,408 "Go to hell!" 1247 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,950 "You're a piece of shit." 1248 01:11:04,367 --> 01:11:06,117 "You crap your pants, you runt." 1249 01:11:07,617 --> 01:11:09,283 "Lucas, the shitty runt!" 1250 01:11:33,283 --> 01:11:35,992 - Who's he? - Your daughter did that to him. 1251 01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:38,367 Apparently, the jerk was bullying Lulu. 1252 01:11:41,783 --> 01:11:44,700 Mr. and Mrs. Hazan. Please come on in. 1253 01:11:44,908 --> 01:11:46,825 - How are you? - Fine, thanks. 1254 01:11:50,533 --> 01:11:52,533 It had been going on three months. 1255 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:53,742 Three months? 1256 01:11:53,992 --> 01:11:57,783 The ring-leader will be expelled, and his friends warned. 1257 01:11:58,325 --> 01:11:59,967 Why didn't you talk to us? 1258 01:12:00,075 --> 01:12:02,533 We can't talk to you guys, that's why. 1259 01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:04,380 Kitten, we're there for you. 1260 01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:05,742 Like really. 1261 01:12:06,283 --> 01:12:09,158 Who told me, act like I'm not here? 1262 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:11,047 Great for a daughter to hear. 1263 01:12:11,117 --> 01:12:12,128 You're the same. 1264 01:12:12,742 --> 01:12:14,450 You're having marital issues? 1265 01:12:16,283 --> 01:12:17,825 We've broken up. 1266 01:12:18,325 --> 01:12:20,117 They divorced and live together. 1267 01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:23,700 - How do we get closure? - Stop it. 1268 01:12:24,450 --> 01:12:25,903 You're living together? 1269 01:12:25,992 --> 01:12:28,492 Yes. Indeed we do. 1270 01:12:29,033 --> 01:12:30,612 Mostly due to the crisis. 1271 01:12:30,783 --> 01:12:33,825 The financial crisis that struck 5-6 years ago. 1272 01:12:34,033 --> 01:12:37,450 Lots of divorced couples are roommates. It's booming. 1273 01:12:37,658 --> 01:12:39,492 You don't read Observer magazine? 1274 01:12:40,825 --> 01:12:43,450 I'm sick of you messing up my room. 1275 01:12:43,742 --> 01:12:46,450 Is it healthy, me seeing you butt naked? 1276 01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:48,450 Butt naked! 1277 01:12:49,325 --> 01:12:50,841 And your crappy cooking! 1278 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:53,117 Since you came back, I've put on 3 kilos. 1279 01:12:53,450 --> 01:12:56,492 - Now that... - Get off your high horse. 1280 01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:59,575 Who brings guys home for "threesomes"? 1281 01:13:04,950 --> 01:13:08,075 - Children come out with stuff... - Unbelievable! 1282 01:13:08,283 --> 01:13:11,742 Can you both step outside? I need a word. 1283 01:13:11,908 --> 01:13:13,992 Children, leave the grown-ups to talk. 1284 01:13:14,158 --> 01:13:15,700 I was talking to you. 1285 01:13:16,367 --> 01:13:17,408 For real? 1286 01:13:32,117 --> 01:13:33,117 Thank you. 1287 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,325 I'm sorry, I had no idea. 1288 01:13:42,492 --> 01:13:44,093 Don't worry, it'll be fine. 1289 01:13:44,117 --> 01:13:46,033 They needed bringing into line. 1290 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:47,950 I'll cancel your warnings. 1291 01:13:48,908 --> 01:13:49,950 I belittle you? 1292 01:13:50,158 --> 01:13:52,283 Didn't you hear what they said about you? 1293 01:13:52,492 --> 01:13:54,742 - You walk around butt naked. - Maybe so. 1294 01:13:54,908 --> 01:13:56,588 Not for gangbangs, at least! 1295 01:13:56,617 --> 01:13:59,658 How can you say that? With the children next door? 1296 01:13:59,867 --> 01:14:02,325 You heard what they said to the nice principal? 1297 01:14:02,533 --> 01:14:03,617 Leave me alone! 1298 01:14:03,825 --> 01:14:05,742 Should I call social services? 1299 01:14:05,908 --> 01:14:08,700 No, thanks, it's fine. We'll handle it. 1300 01:14:10,825 --> 01:14:12,242 Hold on... 1301 01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:15,533 You don't leave your parents. 1302 01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:18,242 It's only until you guys settle your problems. 1303 01:14:19,783 --> 01:14:21,158 Say something. 1304 01:14:21,325 --> 01:14:23,700 It'll be great at Granny's. She lives alone. 1305 01:14:23,908 --> 01:14:25,588 She has no one to fight with. 1306 01:14:25,658 --> 01:14:26,950 It'll make a change. 1307 01:14:27,783 --> 01:14:28,825 That's Granny. 1308 01:14:29,992 --> 01:14:31,867 Don't worry, it'll be fine. 1309 01:14:36,242 --> 01:14:37,700 No stress, dad. 1310 01:14:51,575 --> 01:14:53,867 Try to understand, they've had it with... 1311 01:14:57,825 --> 01:15:00,117 Come on, get in the car now. 1312 01:15:01,450 --> 01:15:02,839 So? They take it okay? 1313 01:15:02,992 --> 01:15:03,992 Hardly. 1314 01:15:18,158 --> 01:15:19,295 I'm going to work. 1315 01:15:19,492 --> 01:15:21,283 When I get home, I want you gone. 1316 01:15:23,950 --> 01:15:26,867 I'll take out a mortgage to buy out your share. 1317 01:16:22,117 --> 01:16:25,783 Yvan, you said not to drop by, but you're not picking up. 1318 01:16:26,575 --> 01:16:28,700 I need to talk right now. 1319 01:16:51,783 --> 01:16:52,783 C'mon... 1320 01:16:53,908 --> 01:16:55,158 What you doing? 1321 01:16:55,325 --> 01:16:56,533 A new game. 1322 01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:58,658 No, you don't. You suck. 1323 01:16:58,992 --> 01:17:03,117 And see this coin right here? This coin says it's my turn. 1324 01:17:03,283 --> 01:17:04,676 There are lots of cars. 1325 01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:07,408 I want this one! Get lost! 1326 01:17:07,617 --> 01:17:08,817 I'll call the cops. 1327 01:17:09,408 --> 01:17:10,533 Crazy! 1328 01:17:28,992 --> 01:17:30,950 Calm down, cool it. 1329 01:17:31,158 --> 01:17:33,408 You guys are super touchy here. 1330 01:17:34,658 --> 01:17:36,338 - Hi, how are you? - Yeah, hi. 1331 01:17:36,492 --> 01:17:38,075 - Handcuffs? - Shut it. 1332 01:17:38,283 --> 01:17:40,367 I'm not Bin Laden. Relax. 1333 01:17:40,825 --> 01:17:43,351 Can't drink anymore, can't do anything anymore... 1334 01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:45,117 You want my picture? 1335 01:17:45,325 --> 01:17:46,825 Alright? Sleep well? 1336 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,033 You hope to get a loyalty card? 1337 01:17:50,325 --> 01:17:51,867 What's she doing here? 1338 01:17:52,658 --> 01:17:54,367 She was with me when you called. 1339 01:17:54,533 --> 01:17:55,533 With you? 1340 01:17:55,908 --> 01:17:57,033 With you? 1341 01:17:58,367 --> 01:18:01,158 Great time to bang my wife's best friend. Classy! 1342 01:18:01,367 --> 01:18:04,908 Lemme explain. It all started at your divorce party. 1343 01:18:05,658 --> 01:18:08,158 I didn't mention it 'cause I didn't think... 1344 01:18:08,367 --> 01:18:10,033 But it's serious. 1345 01:18:10,742 --> 01:18:11,783 Is it? 1346 01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:13,783 Not for you? 1347 01:18:13,992 --> 01:18:15,367 Well, sure. 1348 01:18:17,033 --> 01:18:18,992 I won't marry before I'm 40. 1349 01:18:20,450 --> 01:18:21,839 No worries, I'll wait. 1350 01:18:21,992 --> 01:18:23,617 You're kidding me! 1351 01:18:27,325 --> 01:18:28,992 Damn, Alphonse called. 1352 01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:32,033 - You didn't talk to him? - No, why? 1353 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,950 He's not why you got wasted? 1354 01:18:34,117 --> 01:18:35,117 How come? 1355 01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:37,533 What the hell have you done? 1356 01:18:37,742 --> 01:18:41,658 Yesterday, Alphonse says it's you. Today, he's signing with Vernet. 1357 01:18:41,825 --> 01:18:44,075 What are you talking about? What is this? 1358 01:18:44,242 --> 01:18:47,283 Apparently, he dropped by and spoke to Delphine. 1359 01:18:51,908 --> 01:18:53,700 Can't we discuss this? 1360 01:18:54,033 --> 01:18:55,200 What's to discuss? 1361 01:18:55,408 --> 01:18:57,742 Your wife told me. You're worse than my dad. 1362 01:18:57,950 --> 01:19:00,075 You're not a man of your word. 1363 01:19:00,242 --> 01:19:01,783 I promise, I swear... 1364 01:19:01,950 --> 01:19:03,283 Don't call me again. 1365 01:19:12,075 --> 01:19:13,075 - Okay? - Fine. 1366 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,426 I need to see the kids. 1367 01:19:14,450 --> 01:19:15,658 Lucas! 1368 01:19:16,117 --> 01:19:17,093 Violette! 1369 01:19:17,117 --> 01:19:19,075 Save your breath, they're not here. 1370 01:19:19,242 --> 01:19:21,742 There's no school today. Where are they? 1371 01:19:21,908 --> 01:19:23,158 With their mother. 1372 01:19:23,367 --> 01:19:25,325 I mean, at William's. 1373 01:19:26,075 --> 01:19:27,617 William the doctor? 1374 01:19:27,783 --> 01:19:29,658 At his country house. 1375 01:19:30,117 --> 01:19:32,064 And the address? Of the country house? 1376 01:19:32,158 --> 01:19:34,367 If I had it, I wouldn't give it to you. 1377 01:19:34,992 --> 01:19:36,242 Know what, Sophie? 1378 01:19:36,450 --> 01:19:39,075 Unlike you, I always had a soft spot for you. 1379 01:19:39,283 --> 01:19:40,450 A real soft spot. 1380 01:19:40,658 --> 01:19:42,176 First time we met, I thought, 1381 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:45,825 if Delphine ages like her mother, I'm the happiest man alive. 1382 01:19:45,992 --> 01:19:47,634 Don't try to bamboozle me. 1383 01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:48,968 I wouldn't dare. 1384 01:19:48,992 --> 01:19:53,033 Last time flattery got a man anywhere with me was in 1975. 1385 01:19:54,450 --> 01:19:55,867 You give me no choice. 1386 01:19:57,367 --> 01:20:00,325 See that? The address or it goes online 1387 01:20:00,492 --> 01:20:02,283 with your name and address. 1388 01:20:02,867 --> 01:20:06,075 Go ahead. With any luck, it'll reboot my sex life. 1389 01:20:12,658 --> 01:20:16,242 I'm sick of it. Sophie! 1390 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:17,950 I need your help. 1391 01:20:18,117 --> 01:20:19,658 I can't give up. 1392 01:20:20,408 --> 01:20:22,242 Do you understand? I cannot. 1393 01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:25,700 For once in my life, I'll finish what I started. 1394 01:20:25,867 --> 01:20:27,320 Double 3 would be cool. 1395 01:20:27,367 --> 01:20:29,325 - 6. You lose. - Give me a break. 1396 01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:31,158 So you gave him your car? 1397 01:20:31,325 --> 01:20:34,367 I was weak. I always had a soft spot for him. 1398 01:20:34,533 --> 01:20:36,325 No, you always despised him. 1399 01:20:39,950 --> 01:20:41,276 Gotta go, here he is. 1400 01:20:41,325 --> 01:20:43,117 - Who's that? - My dad. 1401 01:20:43,783 --> 01:20:45,742 He's quite an invasive ex. 1402 01:20:47,742 --> 01:20:49,953 I'll go welcome Lucas and Violette's daddy. 1403 01:20:50,117 --> 01:20:51,117 What's he want? 1404 01:20:51,158 --> 01:20:53,325 Nothing. It's under control. 1405 01:20:53,533 --> 01:20:55,783 Watch out, dad. He could be loopy. 1406 01:21:13,950 --> 01:21:15,593 I'd like to talk to Delphine. 1407 01:21:15,617 --> 01:21:16,617 No. 1408 01:21:17,325 --> 01:21:20,617 The best is for you to turn around and go back. 1409 01:21:20,825 --> 01:21:22,825 Be a good boy, keep out of this. 1410 01:21:24,867 --> 01:21:26,200 Did you hear me? 1411 01:21:26,408 --> 01:21:27,783 Don't touch me! 1412 01:21:33,117 --> 01:21:35,992 - Beat it! - I'm not going anywhere. 1413 01:21:36,408 --> 01:21:37,492 Let go! 1414 01:21:37,658 --> 01:21:39,200 Only if you beat it! 1415 01:21:41,075 --> 01:21:43,200 Not my eye, that hurts! 1416 01:21:43,367 --> 01:21:45,658 - What the hell's she doing? - Lucas! 1417 01:21:46,283 --> 01:21:48,158 Let go of daddy! 1418 01:21:48,325 --> 01:21:49,325 It's him! 1419 01:21:49,492 --> 01:21:50,492 My glottis! 1420 01:21:51,283 --> 01:21:52,283 Let go! 1421 01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:53,825 I won't let go! 1422 01:21:54,408 --> 01:21:55,408 Stop! 1423 01:21:55,492 --> 01:21:57,242 Break it up! 1424 01:21:57,450 --> 01:22:00,283 He started it, jumping me from behind. 1425 01:22:02,992 --> 01:22:04,950 Anyone moves, I'll smoke 'em. 1426 01:22:05,117 --> 01:22:06,325 Don't move, anyone. 1427 01:22:08,325 --> 01:22:11,200 Since my divorce, he's been unsettled. 1428 01:22:11,575 --> 01:22:12,617 Hey, kid... 1429 01:22:13,867 --> 01:22:14,992 Lower the rifle. 1430 01:22:15,158 --> 01:22:17,075 Shut it! Or I blow your head off. 1431 01:22:18,075 --> 01:22:21,492 Okay, sweety pie, let's keep calm. 1432 01:22:22,825 --> 01:22:24,575 You want to play Connect 4? 1433 01:22:25,367 --> 01:22:27,700 You always enjoy Connect 4. 1434 01:22:30,033 --> 01:22:31,617 Or would you prefer... 1435 01:22:31,825 --> 01:22:34,992 You'd prefer we sort M&Ms by color? 1436 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:39,158 Why'd you come exactly? To make trouble, as usual? 1437 01:22:39,950 --> 01:22:41,700 Listen to me! 1438 01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:45,033 I need you all. Right here, right now. 1439 01:22:45,242 --> 01:22:46,242 Why right now? 1440 01:22:46,450 --> 01:22:49,158 - You want this to end? - More than anything. 1441 01:22:49,367 --> 01:22:52,908 Great, that makes two of us. Come on, I'll explain in the car. 1442 01:22:53,117 --> 01:22:54,117 Hurry. 1443 01:22:54,533 --> 01:22:55,867 Quickly, sweetie. 1444 01:23:08,867 --> 01:23:10,117 Watch out! 1445 01:23:23,783 --> 01:23:24,908 Careful! 1446 01:23:31,158 --> 01:23:33,825 Okay, you all know what you have to do. 1447 01:23:38,617 --> 01:23:41,367 You're the player I wanted. I'll take you to the top. 1448 01:23:41,575 --> 01:23:45,200 With this contract, you join our big, beautiful family. 1449 01:23:46,033 --> 01:23:47,033 Alphonse. 1450 01:23:47,158 --> 01:23:48,158 What the hell! 1451 01:23:48,325 --> 01:23:49,462 Hold on, Alphonse. 1452 01:23:49,533 --> 01:23:52,283 Okay, I lied and made stuff up, but they're here. 1453 01:23:52,492 --> 01:23:54,908 My daughter, wife and son all support me. 1454 01:23:55,117 --> 01:23:58,075 To show you I'm a good family man. 1455 01:23:58,242 --> 01:24:00,700 - I don't care. I'm signing. - Listen. 1456 01:24:01,325 --> 01:24:04,783 I'm not him, I'm not Vernet. I'm not obsessed with money. 1457 01:24:04,950 --> 01:24:06,325 So he plays for free? 1458 01:24:06,492 --> 01:24:07,742 I didn't say that. 1459 01:24:07,950 --> 01:24:10,055 You'll be well paid, you're a soccer pro. 1460 01:24:10,908 --> 01:24:11,908 What I want 1461 01:24:11,992 --> 01:24:14,992 is to find you a club, where you blossom and grow. 1462 01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:17,658 Like a family, like us. 1463 01:24:17,825 --> 01:24:19,408 What family? 1464 01:24:19,742 --> 01:24:21,218 You betrayed your family. 1465 01:24:21,242 --> 01:24:23,283 I did not. I'm not like your father. 1466 01:24:23,450 --> 01:24:24,533 Okay, fun's over. 1467 01:24:24,742 --> 01:24:27,283 Get rid of the losers, the grown-ups are busy. 1468 01:24:27,450 --> 01:24:30,075 No, please. Don't sign. 1469 01:24:30,283 --> 01:24:32,117 If you do, Yvan has no chance. 1470 01:24:32,325 --> 01:24:35,117 We'll have to keep him and never get rid of him. 1471 01:24:35,283 --> 01:24:36,742 That's not the plan. 1472 01:24:37,950 --> 01:24:39,783 We're sick of him in the house. 1473 01:24:39,992 --> 01:24:41,075 Mom! 1474 01:24:41,367 --> 01:24:43,047 Don't you want your room back? 1475 01:24:43,283 --> 01:24:44,283 Sure but... 1476 01:24:44,575 --> 01:24:45,901 He's our dad even so. 1477 01:24:46,158 --> 01:24:49,117 - You said you'd had enough. - Yeah but... 1478 01:24:49,283 --> 01:24:51,825 The jerk! Even his family wants him out. 1479 01:24:52,617 --> 01:24:54,658 How long's a career in soccer? 1480 01:24:55,283 --> 01:24:56,908 Ten years, tops? 1481 01:24:57,075 --> 01:24:58,325 Perfect. 1482 01:24:58,533 --> 01:25:00,744 The first ten years are the best with Yvan. 1483 01:25:00,825 --> 01:25:03,950 He's there for you, thoughtful and considerate. 1484 01:25:05,283 --> 01:25:08,325 Like you're the most important person in the world. 1485 01:25:09,367 --> 01:25:12,033 You feel special, and that is ultra rare. 1486 01:25:12,825 --> 01:25:14,426 It's only later things go sour, 1487 01:25:14,450 --> 01:25:17,158 and it's tough 'cause it was so amazing, 1488 01:25:17,367 --> 01:25:19,325 but those first ten years, 1489 01:25:19,742 --> 01:25:22,367 you have no idea how it feels to be loved by him. 1490 01:25:23,367 --> 01:25:25,683 In your shoes, I wouldn't pass up the chance. 1491 01:25:25,867 --> 01:25:28,200 Very touching, really very touching. 1492 01:25:28,575 --> 01:25:29,775 We have work to do. 1493 01:25:29,908 --> 01:25:31,742 I have to kick them out? 1494 01:25:32,158 --> 01:25:33,283 No, wait! 1495 01:25:36,075 --> 01:25:38,700 - What are my parents' names? - What is this? 1496 01:25:38,908 --> 01:25:41,325 - My parents' names! - How should I know? 1497 01:25:41,908 --> 01:25:43,200 Isidore and Amélia. 1498 01:25:45,658 --> 01:25:46,867 My date of birth? 1499 01:25:47,283 --> 01:25:48,783 This is ridiculous. 1500 01:25:48,950 --> 01:25:50,950 22nd October, 1999. 1501 01:25:53,533 --> 01:25:54,992 What's my superstition? 1502 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,992 Not one superstition, several. 1503 01:25:57,200 --> 01:26:00,242 On the bus, perfect symmetry on your table. 1504 01:26:00,700 --> 01:26:02,700 Same goes for your locker. 1505 01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:05,075 And everything in pairs in the fridge. 1506 01:26:05,242 --> 01:26:06,408 Or he goes nuts. 1507 01:26:06,992 --> 01:26:09,283 You run out for a game right foot first. 1508 01:26:09,492 --> 01:26:12,700 That's no superstition, it's tradition. Since he was 9. 1509 01:26:13,242 --> 01:26:15,617 To find out, you need to take an interest. 1510 01:26:18,242 --> 01:26:19,575 C'mon, let's go. 1511 01:26:20,367 --> 01:26:21,450 Coming through. 1512 01:26:24,533 --> 01:26:26,908 - Your grand plan really sucked. - I know. 1513 01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:29,492 But I got on a roll at the end there. 1514 01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:31,700 It felt like I had him, but no. 1515 01:26:39,617 --> 01:26:41,783 I totally see what you mean, ma'am. 1516 01:26:42,908 --> 01:26:44,283 He's a good guy. 1517 01:26:52,158 --> 01:26:54,825 3-year contract, great salary, huge bonuses. 1518 01:26:55,158 --> 01:26:57,283 10 goals so far this season. 1519 01:26:57,742 --> 01:27:00,742 With that contract, dad got an apartment near mom's. 1520 01:27:00,908 --> 01:27:02,908 You guys got your rooms back? 1521 01:27:03,075 --> 01:27:06,242 At mom's. At dad's, we decided to share. 1522 01:27:06,408 --> 01:27:08,355 - And your parents? - What about them? 1523 01:27:08,492 --> 01:27:10,492 - They're back together? - No way. 1524 01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:13,867 - What? - We never promised a happy ending. 1525 01:27:14,492 --> 01:27:16,200 You think this is a big mistake? 1526 01:27:16,408 --> 01:27:18,742 I don't think so. I'm sure of it. 1527 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:21,283 Mistake-marriage, marriage-mistake! 1528 01:27:21,450 --> 01:27:24,158 Baby, what are you doing? Come and dance! 1529 01:27:24,367 --> 01:27:25,617 Coming, sweetheart! 1530 01:27:25,783 --> 01:27:26,983 Go dance with mama. 1531 01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:28,575 Gimme a break. 1532 01:27:28,783 --> 01:27:30,950 Thing is, unlike some guys, I'm rich. 1533 01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:33,742 If I wanna take off right now, 1534 01:27:33,950 --> 01:27:34,950 I can. 1535 01:27:35,742 --> 01:27:37,093 Very smooth, Roger Moore. 1536 01:27:37,117 --> 01:27:39,867 Great start to a love story. Very promising. 1537 01:27:40,075 --> 01:27:41,492 The magic of money! 1538 01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:42,825 Bravo! 1539 01:27:43,033 --> 01:27:45,117 - Okay, dad? - Honey, I'm hammered. 1540 01:27:45,325 --> 01:27:47,325 - You're not hammered. - I am. 1541 01:27:47,575 --> 01:27:49,992 - You seen your mom? - Sure, over there. 1542 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,533 Now you tell me. 1543 01:27:52,533 --> 01:27:54,283 - Over there? - Yes, over there. 1544 01:27:56,075 --> 01:27:57,575 I was looking all over. 1545 01:27:57,783 --> 01:27:59,367 Can I have a quick word? 1546 01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:01,492 That's him, your ex? 1547 01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:05,075 It's funny. He's exactly how I pictured him. 1548 01:28:05,283 --> 01:28:06,283 Very funny. 1549 01:28:06,408 --> 01:28:09,117 I'll go see if I can pick up a younger man. 1550 01:28:09,325 --> 01:28:10,325 Good luck. 1551 01:28:10,367 --> 01:28:12,283 Luck has nothing to do with it. 1552 01:28:12,492 --> 01:28:14,575 It's all a question of charm. 1553 01:28:15,658 --> 01:28:17,450 I'll be going. Or I'll try. 1554 01:28:17,950 --> 01:28:18,950 Wow, toughie. 1555 01:28:19,075 --> 01:28:21,408 Thanks and goodbye! 1556 01:28:27,325 --> 01:28:28,825 - Okay? - Great. 1557 01:28:29,033 --> 01:28:30,033 Same here. 1558 01:28:30,117 --> 01:28:31,658 A bit hammered, though. 1559 01:28:34,158 --> 01:28:36,700 Yes, I had something to show you. 1560 01:28:36,867 --> 01:28:38,575 As long as it's not your ass. 1561 01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:41,283 Witty. You've been on the weed. 1562 01:28:41,492 --> 01:28:43,242 - Not at all. - I know you. 1563 01:28:43,408 --> 01:28:44,575 Look... 1564 01:28:44,950 --> 01:28:46,325 A house. 1565 01:28:46,658 --> 01:28:48,242 A country house! 1566 01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:51,533 You can't see on my phone, but it has a pool. 1567 01:28:51,742 --> 01:28:53,992 And behind that, a pond with water lilies. 1568 01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:56,158 - It's so cute. - Awesome! 1569 01:28:56,325 --> 01:28:57,778 Why are you showing me? 1570 01:28:58,325 --> 01:28:59,742 Why am I showing you? 1571 01:28:59,950 --> 01:29:02,575 I talked to the bank about a mortgage, 1572 01:29:02,783 --> 01:29:06,658 'cause a country house for the kids is fabulous. 1573 01:29:06,867 --> 01:29:11,075 Trouble is, for the downpayment, I'm kinda short. 1574 01:29:11,450 --> 01:29:12,658 20%? 1575 01:29:13,575 --> 01:29:14,742 For instance. 1576 01:29:14,950 --> 01:29:18,367 I was thinking that, seeing as the kids'll use it, 1577 01:29:18,575 --> 01:29:19,950 maybe you... 1578 01:29:20,158 --> 01:29:22,867 And maybe me, and maybe both of us... 1579 01:29:25,992 --> 01:29:27,533 What makes you laugh? 1580 01:29:30,867 --> 01:29:31,950 Is that a yes? 1581 01:29:35,492 --> 01:29:36,950 What's so funny? 1582 01:29:38,658 --> 01:29:40,367 C'mon, is that a yes? 1583 01:29:42,117 --> 01:29:43,117 What? 1584 01:30:08,408 --> 01:30:10,950 ROOM(H)ATES 1585 01:33:34,825 --> 01:33:37,867 Subtitles: Simon John 1586 01:33:38,075 --> 01:33:41,075 Subtitling: HIVENTY 101258